Skyrim: The best way to start a new game!

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren 9 років тому +1708

    This is how Sheogorath plays Skyrim.

    • @w1z4rd99
      @w1z4rd99 9 років тому +7

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas 9 років тому +14

      +KefkeWren lore friendly ikr

    • @jamesg4460
      @jamesg4460 9 років тому +30

      +KefkeWren needs moar cheese

    • @notanuberweeb
      @notanuberweeb 9 років тому +11

      The is how you get likes on youtube (+1) ^-^

    • @marmalade627
      @marmalade627 7 років тому +24

      It is indeed, my mortal acquaintance!

  • @aristokitty5084
    @aristokitty5084 8 років тому +2050

    Explain that one to the jarl of whiterun.

    • @Tostereue
      @Tostereue 8 років тому +20

      +Aristokitty XD

    • @What-sf5ey
      @What-sf5ey 8 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @TeeheeCat
      @TeeheeCat 8 років тому +1

      lol!!!

    • @kwintin1000
      @kwintin1000 8 років тому +39

      I had a nice view of the dragon as 3 other similar looking dragons were eating the people around me.

    • @istaka1416
      @istaka1416 8 років тому +19

      and the chicken? Explain that too

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 9 років тому +1865

    "F**k the list, he goes to the block."
    Genius.

    • @w1z4rd99
      @w1z4rd99 9 років тому +6

      ikr

    • @Hexthrill
      @Hexthrill 9 років тому +17

      +David Warburton (DavePlays) I died at that point.
      I went to sleep at 9 after having dinner because I didn't sleep last night, I woke up like 5 minutes ago, and watched this shit. Can you guess my reaction? xD

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 9 років тому +6

      Lol, this is coming from a guy called "I

    • @Hexthrill
      @Hexthrill 9 років тому +8

      That was the worst b8 ever.
      Low grade troll.

    • @Hexthrill
      @Hexthrill 9 років тому +13

      I 〈3 Justin Bieber You're*

  • @Rory3838
    @Rory3838 9 років тому +820

    I used to be an adventurer like you, but 3 giant chickens, some skeletons and 2 dragons saved my life.

  • @ElFudgeMusic
    @ElFudgeMusic 9 років тому +174

    Legends say that Lokir is still running to this day.

    • @nicodemus7774
      @nicodemus7774 7 років тому +4

      Nick legend busters say that the devs already implemented lokir's death automatically even if the archers die

  • @Yonkage
    @Yonkage 9 років тому +1091

    It was a perfectly normal execution, until a random naked kid summoned some skeletons...

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 9 років тому +3

      +Yonkage Vampire kid, you mean.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 9 років тому +3

      +Venom Quill Naked Sunproof Vampire kid, on that.
      Scribblenauts: Dovahkiin!
      I wonder if notebook-summoned Elder Scrolls would work...

    • @oryxthepanda1853
      @oryxthepanda1853 9 років тому

      lol

    • @julius9943
      @julius9943 9 років тому +2

      +Yonkage nico?

    • @okaysoph
      @okaysoph 9 років тому +1

      lol

  • @Draven.G
    @Draven.G 8 років тому +469

    Wrong instructions, Maiq the Liar became the High King

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 8 років тому +34

      Instructions unclear, Lydia got stuck in doorway...

    • @Draven.G
      @Draven.G 8 років тому +22

      Well, that´s pretty accurate, if you ask me...

    • @altansirin5830
      @altansirin5830 8 років тому +14

      Instructions werent clear enough i got my Lydia Stuck inside Jarl Balgruuf

    • @adammarin1418
      @adammarin1418 8 років тому +10

      Instructions unclear, J'zargo is unsure of himself...

    • @ignitablexx1619
      @ignitablexx1619 8 років тому +5

      Instructions unclear, got turned upside down and fell in to the sky

  • @frankf.4819
    @frankf.4819 8 років тому +771

    Looks like sheogorath took control again

    • @filthyweeb2342
      @filthyweeb2342 8 років тому +5

      he was feeling random

    • @filthyweeb2342
      @filthyweeb2342 8 років тому +5

      as always

    • @iosefamr8289
      @iosefamr8289 8 років тому +9

      this is how i imagine deadpools mind
      lol

    • @rxranola
      @rxranola 8 років тому +4

      Of course.

    • @lazybot5569
      @lazybot5569 8 років тому

      +Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness OH SHIT!!!!

  • @iamcll
    @iamcll 9 років тому +1806

    hmn looks like a normal start to me

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 9 років тому +61

      More normal then Lokir escaping.

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 9 років тому +4

      Cry ...This was a old comment, also it was a joke, so you screwed up TES 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 9 років тому

      ʎɯɯıɾ ɔ Sorry what?

    • @user-zh3sn6fo5o
      @user-zh3sn6fo5o 9 років тому +1

      zachzilla604 This was a old comment, also it was a joke, so you screwed up TES i have no idea what anything of that means.

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 9 років тому

      ʎɯɯıɾ ɔ Please enough, I don't care about this any more to be honest.

  • @krisjustice2681
    @krisjustice2681 8 років тому +140

    I expected a helpful and informative video on the most beneficial way to start a new game. What I seen was a whole lot better!

  • @RomeoTheOracle
    @RomeoTheOracle 9 років тому +1545

    4 years and I'm still playing Skyrim

    • @stonewall97
      @stonewall97 9 років тому +4

      +Yolktru Cool, i need advice. I am currently playing Fallout 4 and i will soon finish playing it. I have the Skyrim game of the year edition for PS3. What's your advice on how to start it? Or just send me a link to a good site for glitches and tips.

    • @vonvicious7737
      @vonvicious7737 9 років тому +10

      +Hinz Zimmler Max your sneaking by slashing the Greybeards with an iron dagger. Max your pickpocketing by saving before every try (might take a while, but stealing things like arrows from guards might be easier). Max your enchanting AND smithing by making iron daggers and enchanting them with the Banish enchantment. Keep repeating that process and you will get rich too. The Banish enchantment needs to be extracted from a weapon, that weapon costs about 8000, which is a lot in the beginning. So try to join the Thieves Guild as soon as possible. There's a glitch in Dawnstar that has a "hidden chest" in the ground, look it up if you want free stuff.

    • @stonewall97
      @stonewall97 9 років тому +4

      Nelson Mikailov
      Awesome. Thanks. I just want to up my stats to a certain level quickly. I once played GOD mode in the original elder scrolls morrowind xbox. It was fun at first then got bored with being able to fly and kill everything easily. lol

    • @RomeoTheOracle
      @RomeoTheOracle 9 років тому +4

      Nelson Mikailov What he said. I couldn't have explained it better, except for the Iron Daggers thing. Once you've crafted to a certain level of Smithing, you'll come to a point where the daggers don't do much. You'll need to start crafting Dwarven bows, and to find parts for them is very easy. You can just explore Dwemer ruins and pick up the scrap metal and smelt it into dwarven ingots, or go to Markarth and steal all the ingots >:D
      Or buy some ingots and wait until the Merchant has their stock refilled (I think it takes 3-4 in-game days).

    • @markbr6728
      @markbr6728 9 років тому +4

      +Hinz Zimmler - turn off all the autosaves except for save on menu and make it every 5 or 10 minutes. it'll drastically reduce the ps3 versions pathetic load times to a very acceptable level while still maintaining some auto save capability so you don't lose your data if you ever crash (happens on ps3 sometimes as well). i play skyrim on the ps3 still and i enjoy it.

  • @crystalsilence2559
    @crystalsilence2559 9 років тому +526

    "The best way to start a new game!"
    Mercilessly abuse the console commands!

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf 8 років тому +2

      +Christine Ryan (Crystal) Well how else do you do it, There is no other way to do it! But more to the point, Do you Tiny, Puny, Expendable little mortal, Have any better Idea?

    • @paulread7464
      @paulread7464 8 років тому +2

      +Some Guy On UA-cam Alternate Start Live Another Life. Theres a mod for that.

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf 8 років тому +1

      Paul Read No.

    • @HeiAims
      @HeiAims 8 років тому +2

      +Christine Ryan (Crystal) I was reading you're comment and my mouse decided too mercilessly attack the like button I swear I didn't even mean too

    • @crystalsilence2559
      @crystalsilence2559 8 років тому +2

      XD

  • @makenziewheeler3685
    @makenziewheeler3685 10 років тому +786

    this is how a skyrim movie would start if Michael Bay was directing

    • @haderzon1818
      @haderzon1818 10 років тому +9

      True that

    • @Famix
      @Famix 9 років тому +45

      Exploding chickens would be essential . . . .

    • @haderzon1818
      @haderzon1818 9 років тому +2

      Famix of Power Ikr

    • @GrenadR
      @GrenadR 9 років тому +7

      makenzie wheeler This would be the trailer and the entire movie

    • @eeveewashere4754
      @eeveewashere4754 7 років тому +1

      YEEEEESSSSS Lmao

  • @Alpha00Fox
    @Alpha00Fox 10 років тому +737

    Hello adventurer!
    Whats that?
    The village of Helgen?
    .......
    We don't talk about Helgen...
    *Shivers*

    • @TheHnvrFiste
      @TheHnvrFiste 10 років тому +9

      lmao

    • @TheBenVTV
      @TheBenVTV 10 років тому +77

      *a chicken can be heard loudly in the distance*

    • @joshuahathorn7570
      @joshuahathorn7570 10 років тому +37

      ***** BBBAAAAKKKAAAAAAAAA from the mountains

    • @Aykalia
      @Aykalia 10 років тому +8

      Joshua Hathorn only a true otaku will understand :D

    • @joshuahathorn7570
      @joshuahathorn7570 10 років тому +4

      Justin Boulay But i'm not lol

  • @Roflpaws
    @Roflpaws 9 років тому +138

    Spawns giant chickens...
    Imperial Guard: How in oblivion do we kill this thing?!

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 8 років тому +272

    Turned up sound because dialogue was nearly inaudible. Immediately deafened by horn sound x_x

    • @ciifer.creatives
      @ciifer.creatives 8 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @leenone1241
      @leenone1241 8 років тому +6

      WHAT?! I can't hear anything except this stupid ringing! (ugh..)

    • @stimpaz9225
      @stimpaz9225 8 років тому +1

      You hear with your eyes?

    • @LittyChitty
      @LittyChitty 8 років тому +2

      +✮Stimpaz✮ Might want to reread that, buddy.

    • @kappachino2569
      @kappachino2569 8 років тому

      he meant the "X_X"

  • @vladescu3g
    @vladescu3g 8 років тому +705

    "So you can cast few console commands, am i supposed to be impressed?"

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia 8 років тому +168

      "My cousin's out spawning giant chickens, and what do I get? Guard duty."

    • @gabe8065
      @gabe8065 8 років тому +101

      "I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took a kill command to the knee"

    • @hawk7466
      @hawk7466 8 років тому +120

      "Helgen... Destroyed by console commands... Hard to believe, isn't it?"

    • @jongarzamx
      @jongarzamx 8 років тому +98

      "Hey, you know console commands right? Can you spawn me an ale?"

    • @ididntknowwhattoputforacha449
      @ididntknowwhattoputforacha449 8 років тому +93

      "Let me guess... someone stole your console."

  • @Byrnethedestroyer
    @Byrnethedestroyer 10 років тому +254

    I think sheograth would be proud.

    • @Byrnethedestroyer
      @Byrnethedestroyer 10 років тому +1

      If you look veeeerrrryyy closely, there is cheese. Its just too far away for human eyes to see.

    • @SarcasticMrCat
      @SarcasticMrCat 10 років тому

      don't forget the Fox

    • @SarcasticMrCat
      @SarcasticMrCat 10 років тому +2

      and the CHEESE! to die for...

    • @Byrnethedestroyer
      @Byrnethedestroyer 10 років тому

      Aaaaahhh the way of sheograth.......

    • @dreadlordhg360
      @dreadlordhg360 10 років тому +1

      Ahhhhhhhhh AND TEH CHEEZE!!!!

  • @altvertue347
    @altvertue347 9 років тому +342

    Those chicken's walks are so determined XD

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns 9 років тому +87

    It's a shame you can't actually save Lokir of Rorikstead. He still dies no matter what. Not that it really matters, since apparently nobody in the village he is from has ever heard of him or ever mentions him. He never even had a house there. The same goes for the poor guy being executed in Solitude, Roggvir. Even if you manage to stop him being beheaded, if you try to talk to him moments afterwards he will suddenly fall down dead of an apparent heart-attack.

    • @Sindraug25
      @Sindraug25 9 років тому +2

      +David “Nerdsauce” Struve Final Destination is real.

    • @theanimal8000
      @theanimal8000 9 років тому +3

      Death, doesn't like to be cheated.

    • @kirandaryanani2709
      @kirandaryanani2709 9 років тому +5

      Yeah there are also a couple of more such characters like in Windermere a lady named Susana the wicked. you an obviously follow her all day nd she eventually will get murdered by the butcher who I guess I is that dumbass calixto.
      Even in the Diplomatic Immunity even if you save Malborn you won't get any special bonus. after so many tries I was like soo pissed of that shit I quit the game and complete the quest all over again.
      there are also many more characters who no use being alive or dead.

    • @ablayemalack7705
      @ablayemalack7705 9 років тому

      +Kiran D aryanani

    • @ben7607
      @ben7607 9 років тому

      Why not look up and find the archers and then "kill'?

  • @grinch6874
    @grinch6874 8 років тому +89

    This is actually the real "hidden" beginning of skyrim

  • @Ten0692
    @Ten0692 8 років тому +73

    4:13
    It's like watching one of my childhood nightmares

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths 8 років тому +3

      and this line use everything we have is quite fitting xd like: bring in the chicken giants crossbreed. -but sir... -bring them in! we have no other choice use everything we have

    • @shanestewart4427
      @shanestewart4427 8 років тому

      lol

  • @chaseweiss4712
    @chaseweiss4712 8 років тому +67

    "the best way to start a new game"
    Ensure that your frame rate leaves your ass

    • @eatwater2499
      @eatwater2499 8 років тому +6

      +Chase Weiss I was about to get decapitated till 4 Alduins and 3 Giant Chickens saved me

  • @nopenottoday9871
    @nopenottoday9871 8 років тому +309

    even though skyrim is an old game it's still nice to sneak grab your bow and arrow shoot some guys in the face and watch them say "it must have been my imagination" lol

    • @johnavyse
      @johnavyse 8 років тому +18

      "It must've been rats!" - Dishonored lol

    • @avocado3112
      @avocado3112 8 років тому +6

      "I'm sure I heard something." :'D

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace 8 років тому +3

      I love it when the bandit says they can't wait to count out my coin...
      When my sword is in their face during a kill-move...

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 8 років тому

      I heard they're remastering it for PS4.

    • @tjb1085
      @tjb1085 8 років тому +2

      A game from 2011 is old? Are you twelve?

  • @CaptainDijango
    @CaptainDijango 9 років тому +49

    4 alduins? gg Dovahkinn you just sacrificed the world for your own amusement

  • @AxelScratchy
    @AxelScratchy 8 років тому +112

    Ulfric poking his head out at 2:48 is hilarious XD

  • @jackcopp4334
    @jackcopp4334 8 років тому +132

    Fuck the list will always make me laugh.

    • @nuke771
      @nuke771 8 років тому +3

      Jack Copp even though she said *forget* its still funny! :D

    • @jackcopp4334
      @jackcopp4334 8 років тому +6

      Would love if they added random censors in normal dialogue like that with a mod.

    • @christopherwallace7773
      @christopherwallace7773 8 років тому +2

      If you haven't already seen it, look up "unnecessary censorship skyrim" on youtube

  • @tetsushatarii2108
    @tetsushatarii2108 8 років тому +74

    I had no idea setscale was a thing.

  • @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer
    @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer 4 роки тому +49

    A much more exciting start!! LOL

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass 11 років тому +95

    This is what would happen if Sheogorrath was present.

    • @hi_im_a_kookie
      @hi_im_a_kookie 11 років тому +17

      He would have turned people into Cheese.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass 11 років тому +5

      That comes after.

    • @patrickanderson9558
      @patrickanderson9558 10 років тому +5

      no that was the old sheogorath and he turned into jygolagg. as the shivering isle expansion for oblivion made the player sheogorath you could say he was actually present.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass 10 років тому +12

      You're taking this too seriously. *Eats a block of cheese made from a polymorphed Argonian.* Mmm.

    • @hi_im_a_kookie
      @hi_im_a_kookie 10 років тому +3

      Patrick Anderson Then he should have used the console to turn people into cheese!

  • @Fiora350
    @Fiora350 9 років тому +30

    Now THIS is the Tragedy of Helgen

  • @flotheshaman9366
    @flotheshaman9366 8 років тому +69

    I was laughing at it but then I took an arrow in the knee

    • @flotheshaman9366
      @flotheshaman9366 8 років тому +4

      Turnt Alien. What is the problem? Someone stole your sweetroll?

    • @nuke771
      @nuke771 8 років тому +4

      Turnt Alien *1000 bounty added to whiterun*
      By the order of the jarl, stop right there!
      You have committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?

    • @lokinaodinson4915
      @lokinaodinson4915 7 років тому +1

      Im with the guild how about you look the other way ! (Intimidate) 200 gold

    • @hdbananas0143
      @hdbananas0143 6 років тому +1

      Lokina Odinson that’s actually persuade but suurrre intimidation is pretty darn hefty with 200 gold 😏😏

  • @ArtificialEDM
    @ArtificialEDM 8 років тому +121

    I used to start new games like you..

  • @darthrusher
    @darthrusher 10 років тому +10

    1:50 he has a weapon and a opening to escape but voluntarily goes back too the chopping block lol

  • @svillegassmusic
    @svillegassmusic 8 років тому +68

    If I had a giant chicken army I'd be unstoppable

  • @SasukeTheCursed
    @SasukeTheCursed 8 років тому +29

    What worse the the oldest dragon foretold to bring an end to all life? Four of them!

  • @RockLou
    @RockLou 9 років тому +90

    "f*** the list" was the best part!

  • @tonyshum5569
    @tonyshum5569 9 років тому +12

    take a guess what happens if you disable alduin BEFORE he lands on the tower
    exactly you play as the headless horseman

  • @Exosfear13
    @Exosfear13 10 років тому +122

    1:45
    Director: Okay everyone back to your position!!! 3,2,1 action!

    • @5644Steven
      @5644Steven 10 років тому +9

      HOLY SHIT!

    • @secreps
      @secreps 10 років тому +6

      Guys you are high

    • @iliketohelppplz
      @iliketohelppplz 10 років тому +4

      secreps
      The picture scared me.
      Also, it's the same picture I saw at the end of a video when I was like 10.

    • @secreps
      @secreps 10 років тому +2

      iliketohelppplz Haha,yeah me too.

    • @TheSwagaGamers
      @TheSwagaGamers 10 років тому +2

      The picture isn't scary at all. But if you ever saw Jeff the killer. That's the most scary face in the world

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 9 років тому +25

    Oh, god..... I think I might need to restart Skyrim. It's been 2 years since I played...... Dare I spend another 300 hours on this and neglect my PS4?

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream 9 років тому +30

      jim jimjim JUST DO IT!
      NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
      YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TODAY. SO JUST PLAY IT!

    • @lorow2542
      @lorow2542 9 років тому

      +ClonesDream You made my day XD

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 9 років тому

      ClonesDream Thanks, Shia :D

    • @spooky4124
      @spooky4124 9 років тому +1

      +ClonesDream MAKE YOUR LEVELS COME TRUE!!! JUST PLAY IT!!!!

    • @nikkup4745
      @nikkup4745 9 років тому

      I played 1000 hours. I don't have much going on in my life (as much as t make me happy if there was), I'm obviously obsessed and it's 1 of the few games I play. Pretty sad, I know.

  • @Cocosunder
    @Cocosunder 10 років тому +27

    now when someone says you survived helgen it means something

  • @Krshwunk
    @Krshwunk 11 років тому +13

    That is literally the best way to start a game. I can't think of any way that could be better.

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft 10 років тому +89

    the prisoners were armed with giant axes O_O

    • @BlackholeProbe
      @BlackholeProbe 10 років тому +113

      they had to bring there own excution weapons, since the Imperial goverment is cutting the Legion's budget.

    • @themasterprocrastinator
      @themasterprocrastinator 10 років тому +6

      BlackholeProbe hahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!

    • @xXWorldWarMustangXx
      @xXWorldWarMustangXx 10 років тому +6

      John Falcon Dude, he's serious. That happened it's not funny..

    • @themasterprocrastinator
      @themasterprocrastinator 10 років тому +8

      ***** ohh , sorry i thought it was an economical joke ...

    • @BlackholeProbe
      @BlackholeProbe 10 років тому +13

      True that it is something that is happening and sadly a common thing among NATO countries, but it was a joke ;)

  • @Spooky_Cat
    @Spooky_Cat 9 років тому +8

    I admit, this really cracked up. Made my morning.

  • @DanThaWolf
    @DanThaWolf 11 років тому +72

    Lol at the beginning lets the prisoner run away haha priceless.

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf 11 років тому +41

      Anyone else feel like running??

    • @Shadowhazeful
      @Shadowhazeful 11 років тому +23

      Some Guy On You Tube Hmm yea I'll give it a go! O_o

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf 11 років тому +10

      ok your on!

    • @linkfanx
      @linkfanx 10 років тому +3

      Some Guy On You Tube
      *a tank drops in* HI GUYS!

    • @ExplorationOfAI
      @ExplorationOfAI 10 років тому +1

      That was a great and funny detail :D

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw 10 років тому +7

    I love how he's just convulsing with pain while carrying on a conversation.

  • @justmonaca8520
    @justmonaca8520 10 років тому +79

    How could 23000 dislike this...

  • @JustMike_Official
    @JustMike_Official 8 років тому +64

    When I saw these large chickens I literally lost it XD

    • @nuke771
      @nuke771 8 років тому

      Just Mike your profile pic is of DRAGON AGE INQUISITION? NO?

    • @JustMike_Official
      @JustMike_Official 8 років тому

      Is this a trick question?

  • @ZeoX97
    @ZeoX97 10 років тому +8

    4:19 "How in Oblivion do we kill this thing?"
    ahhh no... you cant kill an immortal chicken warlord...

  • @eerily_twisted551
    @eerily_twisted551 9 років тому +34

    now, THAT is a normal way to start a game

    • @jatanory826
      @jatanory826 8 років тому

      +Alexis Hawkins Gross roblox.

  • @Freddusya
    @Freddusya 10 років тому +219

    3673 people owns a console and not pc

    • @patrykrogala447
      @patrykrogala447 10 років тому +8

      I own both a console and a PC. Play on the PC. You are an idiot.

    • @invinciblemic
      @invinciblemic 10 років тому

      *****
      Rock, ty tutaj ?!!!1111

    • @patrykrogala447
      @patrykrogala447 10 років тому

      invinciblemic No, I'm not some fucking Rock for fucks sake, what the fuck don't you get?

    • @harrisyasir2291
      @harrisyasir2291 9 років тому

      i luv pc but i have xbox :(
      but im saving for one not that i have against anything consoles but the main reason for me to buy a pc is this
      i dont need some last gen graphics card to play that game i can play all past games on the same device which so satisfying nd mods too

    • @patrykrogala447
      @patrykrogala447 9 років тому +1

      Legate Maximus And you say that because I didn't like this one video. Wow. You are truly a fucking idiot.

  • @The9PointStar
    @The9PointStar 8 років тому +63

    The giant chickens! LOL HAHA

  • @okuni12Q
    @okuni12Q 3 роки тому +4

    Why did UA-cam suggested this to me.....today? Like I'm not complaining, just wondering how UA-cam thought sharing a 9 year old skyrim video from my favorite Dnd channel was within the algorithm.

  • @ZerqTM
    @ZerqTM 9 років тому +30

    Sheogorath would approve...

    • @meh855
      @meh855 9 років тому +4

      ZerqTM CHEEEEEESE!!!

  • @OJ9992
    @OJ9992 9 років тому +13

    This game became an extension of myself for like 3 years

    • @HeiAims
      @HeiAims 8 років тому

      +OrangeJuice Almost 5 for me now.

  • @infamousking1013
    @infamousking1013 8 років тому +14

    The first time I played skyrim the guy got away and the girl said anyone else feel like running I was so confused

  • @xanderchia7247
    @xanderchia7247 10 років тому +16

    Lokir managed to escape in my game because the archers shot a horse instead.(I did not put that horse there.)

    • @dragonwarrior3z
      @dragonwarrior3z 10 років тому +1

      *****
      inside his own anus he imploded btw

  • @missedmurphy
    @missedmurphy 9 років тому +3

    "How in Oblivion do we kill these things?" *is looking at the giant chicken*

  • @sharkpyro93
    @sharkpyro93 10 років тому +53

    people complaining about the game that shouldn't be played with mods are silly, i bet they never played oblivion or morrowind, or they don't even know them...

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 10 років тому +19

      You shouldn't ... until you you "beaten" the game once.

    • @sharkpyro93
      @sharkpyro93 10 років тому +20

      that's pretty obvious..vanilla first..

    • @rahrouth
      @rahrouth 10 років тому +1

      Those are the secret Console peasents. Dont mind them.

    • @framew0rktv
      @framew0rktv 10 років тому +6

      xxjermxx70 I disagree. If you plan to do a serious, immersive playthrough that is going to be quite lengthy - you're going to need mods. Mods only to enhance, not out-of-place ones.

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 10 років тому

      framew0rkTV You beat the game vanilla first so you can appreciate the mods later on.

  • @arthurpoore451
    @arthurpoore451 9 років тому +2

    Once when I started a new file, the horse was in a different spot for some reason. Probably just another glitch. Thanks to this, when the archers fired at lokir, they miraculously hit the horse instead and lokir escaped unscathed. I immediately decided to make my dragonborn look as close to him as I could get and played through the game as lokir. As hadvar was asking my name, the horse was still trying to kick the imperial archer to death.... Best start to a playthrough I've ever had.

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 10 років тому +11

    "Fuck the list. He goes to the block." I died right there.

  • @yoshilorak5897
    @yoshilorak5897 8 років тому +23

    Oh my lord!!! Did i JUST witness conqueror's haki???

  • @Spaesmic
    @Spaesmic 9 років тому +11

    lost my shit when you put the giant chickens in there

  • @paulliu8502
    @paulliu8502 9 років тому +2

    1:32 be like
    Imperial Captain: Skeletons eliminated?
    Ralof: back to positions everyone!

  • @scottkemp4827
    @scottkemp4827 9 років тому +57

    FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I 11 років тому +20

    Dude, you are hilarious. Brilliant idea. :D

  • @ascel6799
    @ascel6799 9 років тому +9

    funniest skyrim video i have seen exlcuding the other ones i saw that weren't censored well xD

    • @HeiAims
      @HeiAims 8 років тому +1

      +Zay Ace Lightning The scatsburry skyrim randomness and the best shot ever and skyrim were the shit.

    • @lilmandennis4301
      @lilmandennis4301 7 років тому

      Zay150kV hey had to sensor it so it seemed like she said fuck

  • @shadowslayer205
    @shadowslayer205 7 років тому +1

    It really shows how far the developers thought ahead that they made scripted NPCs that couldn't possibly be attacked in normal gameplay unkillable, and that they programmed such scripts to continue even after being interrupted by said attacks.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 7 років тому

      What can you say, Bethesda knows it's players well

  • @EpicWaterDrop
    @EpicWaterDrop 9 років тому +12

    "fuck the list", lol it would be great if that was actually in the game it's so funny

  • @razrv3lc
    @razrv3lc 10 років тому +48

    I'm laughing at the people saying that Skyrim shouldn't be played with mods... the only people saying that are the ones who have to play the game on consoles. A good majority of the mods for Skyrim fix the broken vanilla game that Bethesda made (and makes every time they release a game). Some of the biggest mods are patches like the Unofficial Skyrim Patch (and all of the DLC patches) and SKYUI (smarter interface for PC playing), which only make the game what it should have been to begin with. Then there are mods like InterestingNPCs that add flavor to the game by adding more characters to the game (and who actually have personalities). Sure, there are god item mods but you don't have to download them--I don't, but I also don't care if someone else does. If it makes the game more fun for them, then they should go ahead and do it. In the end, it's a GAME, whose purpose is to entertain. Console commands aren't awful either. I've had to use console commands more times than I can count to fix glitches and broken quests. Just today, I had to use the setstage command in the Molag Bal quest because I couldn't kill Logrolf for some reason. A few days ago, I had to talk to an injured guy outside of a cave but couldn't because he was floating in the air, so I used the disable command and then re-enabled him and he was back on the ground and I could talk to him. I've fallen through the floor of a dwarven ruin because the floor decided it didn't want to be their anymore, so I used the tcl command (turns off collisions) and flew back up to where I should have been to begin with...
    Sorry for the massive post but I've seen too many people dissing mods and console commands in this comment section.

    • @MajorRibcageIII
      @MajorRibcageIII 10 років тому +2

      Who gives a shit about mods or platforms, the fucking thing that matters is the game and playing it.

    • @xMorogothx
      @xMorogothx 10 років тому +7

      True, PC is the master race of gaming.

    • @raulq.o.4121
      @raulq.o.4121 10 років тому +1

      I'm a 360 player and I have to admit that you are totally right. I see the mods through videos and all these mods make Skyrim a bigger a better game. I would like to have a pc gaming, however I have no money :@

    • @marcopeterson1397
      @marcopeterson1397 10 років тому

      I agree. Had to do the same with one of the Valkhir vampires quest that one of the elfs give you. Need to turn a woman in Winterhold, done it once perfectly. Got the same quest (She was still turned (or a thrall)

    • @kaeldghar
      @kaeldghar 9 років тому +1

      Wth mate ? Is something wrong with your PC ? I have around 400-500h played and none of these happened to me ...

  • @SKrmT0517a
    @SKrmT0517a 10 років тому +11

    I lost it the most at the giant chickens rampaging through the chaotic scenario... XD

    • @renegonshep
      @renegonshep 10 років тому

      Seriously xD I was laughing when he spawned all the dragon, but then the giant chickens appeared. As I watched them scurry about while fire rained down from the sky and rubble was thrown everywhere, I thought to myself, "This. This is the definition of chaos."

  • @azervacooper5851
    @azervacooper5851 4 роки тому

    millions of years later and skyrim is still the only game i play 24/7. millions of different types of walkthroughs

  • @skywriter9532
    @skywriter9532 8 років тому +5

    I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE the Skyrim opening. Such an open and amazing game, that opens with a linear section that shows a lot of its flaws.

  • @ananas9761
    @ananas9761 8 років тому +39

    wtf am I doing with my life

  • @TriiipleShot
    @TriiipleShot 11 років тому +20

    If I did this on my computer, it would have a seizure.

  • @mikloskills
    @mikloskills 9 років тому +1

    I did almost the same thing in tte start of the game, except in the opening scene I made the wagon go crazy and fly! xD btw, awesome vid MrRhexx

    • @Heisennburgg
      @Heisennburgg 9 років тому

      The Miklo how do you make the wagon fly?

  • @antoneriksson3696
    @antoneriksson3696 8 років тому +5

    Legends says, Lokir is still running

    • @lilmandennis4301
      @lilmandennis4301 7 років тому

      Anton Eriksson legend says he made it to rorikstead but still continues to run through the town and the farms

  • @vatonage1599
    @vatonage1599 11 років тому +14

    They can be besieged by multiple World Eaters but a giant chicken causes them to shit their pants.
    "RUN YOU IDIOT"
    "GODS NO"

    • @funkyodabob
      @funkyodabob 10 років тому +1

      HOW DO WE KILL THIS THING?!

  • @CastorClasser1716
    @CastorClasser1716 10 років тому +9

    sees the giant chicken: "Run you idiot!"

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 2 роки тому +1

    Woah, 10 years ago. Quite different.

  • @pio4551
    @pio4551 10 років тому +4

    4:22 then try to explain everything what happend in the nearest village

  • @buggobop
    @buggobop 10 років тому +22

    I wish the were Child Khajiit... That would be so cute! x3

    • @dakota754
      @dakota754 10 років тому

      Good news for you because there are.

    • @buggobop
      @buggobop 10 років тому

      Dakota Fanning o3o.... Really?

    • @renegonshep
      @renegonshep 10 років тому

      cнίyo-cнί If you've got the PC version there are Khajiit children via a couple mods. Here are the only two I know of. I hear there's a mod for an Argonian child as well.
      www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25654/?
      www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26445/?

    • @buggobop
      @buggobop 9 років тому

      Lewis von Feline
      Omfg. Having a 10ft tail would be fucking boss xD

    • @buggobop
      @buggobop 9 років тому

      Lewis von Feline xD Omfg.

  • @leewalker4820
    @leewalker4820 11 років тому +52

    TERROR CHICKENS!

  • @manIamtheman
    @manIamtheman 8 років тому +1

    For everyone watching this video I would strongly recommend that you DO NOT mess around with the opening sequence as it is known to be buggy like hell especially around Alduin's descent and the game may get stuck.

    • @jerrymoore8701
      @jerrymoore8701 8 років тому

      +manIamtheman I'm familiar a simple mod that changes the camera can break the entire sequence.

  • @Rainyjax
    @Rainyjax 9 років тому +3

    Imagine all the chicken tendies you could get from those giant chickens.
    Never has spending all my Good Boy Points felt so good.

  • @stizan24
    @stizan24 9 років тому +3

    well actually the best way to start the game is take every wheapon you can carry and take the mage clothes. head straight to the barrow and get that dragon stone. you will be level 1 before you get out of there. Go to town and improve and sell everything. keep your favorite wheapon and enchant it with as soon as you can. if you do it right you will be headed to dragons reach in shiny steel armor with a fire enchanted wheapon and maybe a ring depending on your playing style. if you want to use Magic then use the hood. if you want to be a spell sword destroy the hood and gain effects. if you want to be a non magic or less magic user then sell it for 100% profit. after you.kill the first dragon just go to riften and become a thief and as soon as you hit level 15 become thane. smithing, enchanting, and the merchant skill will increase smithing, wnchanting, and speach skills. by level 35 you are king boss and can kill almost everything with 1 or 5 hits, nothing can kill you, and you are filthy rich. get married as soon as possible. you gain a shop and free money plus better sleep bonuses. of course the game has been out for 10 years so if you haven't figured this out by now I don't know what to tell you.

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 9 років тому +4

      +stizan24 No, giant chickens.

    • @stizan24
      @stizan24 9 років тому

      +Young Frankenstein moding is cheating. And how can I mod on and Xbox360?

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 9 років тому

      stizan24 There are mods that make things look better, look different, and even some mods that just improve the AI and/or the performance of the game. My Skyrim with visual mods on my PC looks 1000x better than either next-gen console, but it doesn't change the gameplay in the slightest.
      As far as modding a 360, I honestly hadn't even thought about it, but I'm betting that if you have a hard drive it's possible. I would try to hit a few searches and see what you can come up with. I only have a 360 so that I can kick back and play Rocksmith 2014 in bed, or watch Amazon or Netflix. All of my other games are on the PC where I like them.

    • @stizan24
      @stizan24 9 років тому

      +Young Frankenstein I use my pc for work, and kick back on my 360. saving for a Xbox one but that will come after taxes.

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 9 років тому

      stizan24 The young guy that lives next door to me wanted an Xbox One so bad it was pretty much all he could talk about, so to shut him up I let him use my credit card to go pick one up at GameStop. He got the Fallout 4 bundle and hooked it to my TV when he got back, and that damn thing is pretty amazing. I have to admit that FO4 looks just brilliant on it. If I could handle the thumb-aiming with a joystick I would pick one up for myself. I've borrowed it a few times and played Forza 6, which is an amazing game. I just can't justify the $450 bucks for a console when I could get a video card upgrade instead.

  • @thes3al887
    @thes3al887 8 років тому +9

    i used to be an adventurer like you... then i took a chicken too the knee ,._.,

  • @GaugedHonor
    @GaugedHonor 9 років тому +1

    That was a pretty wicked intro. I did that but with mammoths. Put about 50 of those in there, and about 3 frost trolls and let them go to town. xD

  • @JoohingDenSeje
    @JoohingDenSeje 10 років тому +43

    F××× the list. He goes to the block.

    • @JoohingDenSeje
      @JoohingDenSeje 10 років тому

      ***** X-actly.

    • @ahdasick
      @ahdasick 10 років тому

      that part made me laugh the most alongside the "LOkir

    • @ToxicCalvin
      @ToxicCalvin 10 років тому

      oh lol srry i just now seen you made the exact same comment i did i didnt mean to copy lol.

  • @nintendonick
    @nintendonick 9 років тому +5

    I lost it when the chickens showed up

  • @cinnireseisri
    @cinnireseisri 9 років тому +6

    Also known as RhexxySexxy's Acid Trip Adventure.

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 9 років тому +1

    Imperial Captain: Anyone else feel like running?
    Hey, if Lokir can escape, so can I along with Ralof and Ulfric

  • @newskin6982
    @newskin6982 8 років тому +15

    Look at those chickens

  • @DHCovers
    @DHCovers 10 років тому +7

    Okay you got me at the gigantic chicken part xDD

  • @pajokamikaze
    @pajokamikaze 9 років тому +6

    Yet, it's still more canon than Dragonball GT...

  • @SabethDrake
    @SabethDrake 8 років тому +15

    Hey thanks for putting PC in the title.

    • @xkinsey3831
      @xkinsey3831 8 років тому +3

      How about don't play on console then?

    • @SabethDrake
      @SabethDrake 8 років тому +2

      Oh right let me just go trade in my consol and all my games so i can afford to buy a gaming pc just so this video is useful. Why didn't I think of that!

    • @xkinsey3831
      @xkinsey3831 8 років тому +3

      Sabeth Drake Don't complain about videos being pc only then. If you can't even afford a gaming pc then you must be seriously poor.

    • @SabethDrake
      @SabethDrake 8 років тому +2

      What does that even mean? I'm not sure if you live in the real world but I have bills to pay and better uses for my money.

    • @xkinsey3831
      @xkinsey3831 8 років тому +1

      Sabeth Drake​ you can get a pc that is cheaper than a console and it will still crush a console.

  • @Saronite
    @Saronite 8 років тому +19

    100% newb friendly way of starting

  • @SwiftBOOM
    @SwiftBOOM 10 років тому +9

    You had WAY too much fun with this :/

  • @mandyata
    @mandyata 10 років тому +38

    Console player here cursing and feeling "left out!"
    You telling me I can mess with those fukers in the beginning?
    Someone please give me a decent layout of a cheap PC build.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 10 років тому +5

      I second CyberPowerPC. I got a cheap one (around $400-500) and later upgraded the graphics card and PSU for about $300 dollars. I play Skyrim on Ultra settings and lots of graphics mods and rarely go under 50 fps now. Any Bethesda game should be played on the PC because they consistently sell broken/buggy games and the only way they are playable (enjoyable) is by downloading the patches that modders always wind up making for the initial game and any DLCs that come out.

    • @ShacolateClown
      @ShacolateClown 10 років тому +2

      Nitron DSP My pc fully customized costed me 450 / 500 euro. and i have no problems playing games on higher settings.. just look at what you buy and build your own computer. its not as hard as people think. and it saves you alot of money.

    • @mandyata
      @mandyata 10 років тому +4

      Zaric Zhakaron lol "The next-gen exterminator!"
      Thanks. I never thought building a gaming PC was that affordable.

  • @kamishirorize7426
    @kamishirorize7426 9 років тому

    for anyone wondering what the first song is,it's Kevin MacLeod ~ Movement Proposition.