Skyrim: The best way to start a new game!
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Don't you all hate just how scripted the opening scenes are? What would you do, if you could change things!
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This is how Sheogorath plays Skyrim.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER
+KefkeWren lore friendly ikr
+KefkeWren needs moar cheese
The is how you get likes on youtube (+1) ^-^
It is indeed, my mortal acquaintance!
"F**k the list, he goes to the block."
Genius.
ikr
+David Warburton (DavePlays) I died at that point.
I went to sleep at 9 after having dinner because I didn't sleep last night, I woke up like 5 minutes ago, and watched this shit. Can you guess my reaction? xD
Lol, this is coming from a guy called "I
That was the worst b8 ever.
Low grade troll.
I 〈3 Justin Bieber You're*
I used to be an adventurer like you, but 3 giant chickens, some skeletons and 2 dragons saved my life.
MOON WALKING chickens
lmao hahahah
i used to be a knee but then a giant fat chicken shot me with an arrow
rorz don't act like those horses didn't put it some hard work
It was a perfectly normal execution, until a random naked kid summoned some skeletons...
+Yonkage Vampire kid, you mean.
+Venom Quill Naked Sunproof Vampire kid, on that.
Scribblenauts: Dovahkiin!
I wonder if notebook-summoned Elder Scrolls would work...
lol
+Yonkage nico?
lol
this is how a skyrim movie would start if Michael Bay was directing
True that
Exploding chickens would be essential . . . .
Famix of Power Ikr
makenzie wheeler This would be the trailer and the entire movie
YEEEEESSSSS Lmao
Explain that one to the jarl of whiterun.
+Aristokitty XD
lmao
lol!!!
I had a nice view of the dragon as 3 other similar looking dragons were eating the people around me.
and the chicken? Explain that too
hmn looks like a normal start to me
More normal then Lokir escaping.
Cry ...This was a old comment, also it was a joke, so you screwed up TES 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
ʎɯɯıɾ ɔ Sorry what?
zachzilla604 This was a old comment, also it was a joke, so you screwed up TES i have no idea what anything of that means.
ʎɯɯıɾ ɔ Please enough, I don't care about this any more to be honest.
Wrong instructions, Maiq the Liar became the High King
Instructions unclear, Lydia got stuck in doorway...
Well, that´s pretty accurate, if you ask me...
Instructions werent clear enough i got my Lydia Stuck inside Jarl Balgruuf
Instructions unclear, J'zargo is unsure of himself...
Instructions unclear, got turned upside down and fell in to the sky
Looks like sheogorath took control again
he was feeling random
as always
this is how i imagine deadpools mind
lol
Of course.
+Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness OH SHIT!!!!
Hello adventurer!
Whats that?
The village of Helgen?
.......
We don't talk about Helgen...
*Shivers*
lmao
*a chicken can be heard loudly in the distance*
***** BBBAAAAKKKAAAAAAAAA from the mountains
Joshua Hathorn only a true otaku will understand :D
Justin Boulay But i'm not lol
Legends say that Lokir is still running to this day.
Nick legend busters say that the devs already implemented lokir's death automatically even if the archers die
"The best way to start a new game!"
Mercilessly abuse the console commands!
+Christine Ryan (Crystal) Well how else do you do it, There is no other way to do it! But more to the point, Do you Tiny, Puny, Expendable little mortal, Have any better Idea?
+Some Guy On UA-cam Alternate Start Live Another Life. Theres a mod for that.
Paul Read No.
+Christine Ryan (Crystal) I was reading you're comment and my mouse decided too mercilessly attack the like button I swear I didn't even mean too
XD
4 years and I'm still playing Skyrim
+Yolktru Cool, i need advice. I am currently playing Fallout 4 and i will soon finish playing it. I have the Skyrim game of the year edition for PS3. What's your advice on how to start it? Or just send me a link to a good site for glitches and tips.
+Hinz Zimmler Max your sneaking by slashing the Greybeards with an iron dagger. Max your pickpocketing by saving before every try (might take a while, but stealing things like arrows from guards might be easier). Max your enchanting AND smithing by making iron daggers and enchanting them with the Banish enchantment. Keep repeating that process and you will get rich too. The Banish enchantment needs to be extracted from a weapon, that weapon costs about 8000, which is a lot in the beginning. So try to join the Thieves Guild as soon as possible. There's a glitch in Dawnstar that has a "hidden chest" in the ground, look it up if you want free stuff.
Nelson Mikailov
Awesome. Thanks. I just want to up my stats to a certain level quickly. I once played GOD mode in the original elder scrolls morrowind xbox. It was fun at first then got bored with being able to fly and kill everything easily. lol
Nelson Mikailov What he said. I couldn't have explained it better, except for the Iron Daggers thing. Once you've crafted to a certain level of Smithing, you'll come to a point where the daggers don't do much. You'll need to start crafting Dwarven bows, and to find parts for them is very easy. You can just explore Dwemer ruins and pick up the scrap metal and smelt it into dwarven ingots, or go to Markarth and steal all the ingots >:D
Or buy some ingots and wait until the Merchant has their stock refilled (I think it takes 3-4 in-game days).
+Hinz Zimmler - turn off all the autosaves except for save on menu and make it every 5 or 10 minutes. it'll drastically reduce the ps3 versions pathetic load times to a very acceptable level while still maintaining some auto save capability so you don't lose your data if you ever crash (happens on ps3 sometimes as well). i play skyrim on the ps3 still and i enjoy it.
"So you can cast few console commands, am i supposed to be impressed?"
"My cousin's out spawning giant chickens, and what do I get? Guard duty."
"I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took a kill command to the knee"
"Helgen... Destroyed by console commands... Hard to believe, isn't it?"
"Hey, you know console commands right? Can you spawn me an ale?"
"Let me guess... someone stole your console."
I think sheograth would be proud.
If you look veeeerrrryyy closely, there is cheese. Its just too far away for human eyes to see.
don't forget the Fox
and the CHEESE! to die for...
Aaaaahhh the way of sheograth.......
Ahhhhhhhhh AND TEH CHEEZE!!!!
Spawns giant chickens...
Imperial Guard: How in oblivion do we kill this thing?!
Turned up sound because dialogue was nearly inaudible. Immediately deafened by horn sound x_x
ikr
WHAT?! I can't hear anything except this stupid ringing! (ugh..)
You hear with your eyes?
+✮Stimpaz✮ Might want to reread that, buddy.
he meant the "X_X"
Those chicken's walks are so determined XD
indeed
Syed Magic18 :O You!?!?!
LeAmazingDeer wht happened.. I see dragons
Syed Magic18 Dragons are part of it all, what colour are they?
LeAmazingDeer I think they're red.. because I love red.. :P
This is what would happen if Sheogorrath was present.
He would have turned people into Cheese.
That comes after.
no that was the old sheogorath and he turned into jygolagg. as the shivering isle expansion for oblivion made the player sheogorath you could say he was actually present.
You're taking this too seriously. *Eats a block of cheese made from a polymorphed Argonian.* Mmm.
Patrick Anderson Then he should have used the console to turn people into cheese!
I expected a helpful and informative video on the most beneficial way to start a new game. What I seen was a whole lot better!
"the best way to start a new game"
Ensure that your frame rate leaves your ass
+Chase Weiss I was about to get decapitated till 4 Alduins and 3 Giant Chickens saved me
It's a shame you can't actually save Lokir of Rorikstead. He still dies no matter what. Not that it really matters, since apparently nobody in the village he is from has ever heard of him or ever mentions him. He never even had a house there. The same goes for the poor guy being executed in Solitude, Roggvir. Even if you manage to stop him being beheaded, if you try to talk to him moments afterwards he will suddenly fall down dead of an apparent heart-attack.
+David “Nerdsauce” Struve Final Destination is real.
Death, doesn't like to be cheated.
Yeah there are also a couple of more such characters like in Windermere a lady named Susana the wicked. you an obviously follow her all day nd she eventually will get murdered by the butcher who I guess I is that dumbass calixto.
Even in the Diplomatic Immunity even if you save Malborn you won't get any special bonus. after so many tries I was like soo pissed of that shit I quit the game and complete the quest all over again.
there are also many more characters who no use being alive or dead.
+Kiran D aryanani
Why not look up and find the archers and then "kill'?
4 alduins? gg Dovahkinn you just sacrificed the world for your own amusement
This is actually the real "hidden" beginning of skyrim
even though skyrim is an old game it's still nice to sneak grab your bow and arrow shoot some guys in the face and watch them say "it must have been my imagination" lol
"It must've been rats!" - Dishonored lol
"I'm sure I heard something." :'D
I love it when the bandit says they can't wait to count out my coin...
When my sword is in their face during a kill-move...
I heard they're remastering it for PS4.
A game from 2011 is old? Are you twelve?
I was laughing at it but then I took an arrow in the knee
Turnt Alien. What is the problem? Someone stole your sweetroll?
Turnt Alien *1000 bounty added to whiterun*
By the order of the jarl, stop right there!
You have committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?
Im with the guild how about you look the other way ! (Intimidate) 200 gold
Lokina Odinson that’s actually persuade but suurrre intimidation is pretty darn hefty with 200 gold 😏😏
Fuck the list will always make me laugh.
Jack Copp even though she said *forget* its still funny! :D
Would love if they added random censors in normal dialogue like that with a mod.
If you haven't already seen it, look up "unnecessary censorship skyrim" on youtube
4:13
It's like watching one of my childhood nightmares
and this line use everything we have is quite fitting xd like: bring in the chicken giants crossbreed. -but sir... -bring them in! we have no other choice use everything we have
lol
I had no idea setscale was a thing.
Sammee
Now THIS is the Tragedy of Helgen
I used to start new games like you..
and then i took an arrow to the knee
ikr
Then I took an arrow to the knee
ikr
then I took an arrow to the knee
If I had a giant chicken army I'd be unstoppable
Ulfric poking his head out at 2:48 is hilarious XD
he was like a chicken
Axel Scratch xD
Axel Scratch 😂😂LMAO
HEY vsauce
Oh, god..... I think I might need to restart Skyrim. It's been 2 years since I played...... Dare I spend another 300 hours on this and neglect my PS4?
jim jimjim JUST DO IT!
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TODAY. SO JUST PLAY IT!
+ClonesDream You made my day XD
ClonesDream Thanks, Shia :D
+ClonesDream MAKE YOUR LEVELS COME TRUE!!! JUST PLAY IT!!!!
I played 1000 hours. I don't have much going on in my life (as much as t make me happy if there was), I'm obviously obsessed and it's 1 of the few games I play. Pretty sad, I know.
take a guess what happens if you disable alduin BEFORE he lands on the tower
exactly you play as the headless horseman
What worse the the oldest dragon foretold to bring an end to all life? Four of them!
the prisoners were armed with giant axes O_O
they had to bring there own excution weapons, since the Imperial goverment is cutting the Legion's budget.
BlackholeProbe hahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!
John Falcon Dude, he's serious. That happened it's not funny..
***** ohh , sorry i thought it was an economical joke ...
True that it is something that is happening and sadly a common thing among NATO countries, but it was a joke ;)
now when someone says you survived helgen it means something
A much more exciting start!! LOL
I agree 💯% 🙂👍👋
Grandma! :D
Hi Grandma 🙂
"f*** the list" was the best part!
Your profile pic would match your reaction
1:45
Director: Okay everyone back to your position!!! 3,2,1 action!
HOLY SHIT!
Guys you are high
secreps
The picture scared me.
Also, it's the same picture I saw at the end of a video when I was like 10.
iliketohelppplz Haha,yeah me too.
The picture isn't scary at all. But if you ever saw Jeff the killer. That's the most scary face in the world
Lol at the beginning lets the prisoner run away haha priceless.
Anyone else feel like running??
Some Guy On You Tube Hmm yea I'll give it a go! O_o
ok your on!
Some Guy On You Tube
*a tank drops in* HI GUYS!
That was a great and funny detail :D
Sheogorath would approve...
ZerqTM CHEEEEEESE!!!
When I saw these large chickens I literally lost it XD
Just Mike your profile pic is of DRAGON AGE INQUISITION? NO?
Is this a trick question?
people complaining about the game that shouldn't be played with mods are silly, i bet they never played oblivion or morrowind, or they don't even know them...
You shouldn't ... until you you "beaten" the game once.
that's pretty obvious..vanilla first..
Those are the secret Console peasents. Dont mind them.
xxjermxx70 I disagree. If you plan to do a serious, immersive playthrough that is going to be quite lengthy - you're going to need mods. Mods only to enhance, not out-of-place ones.
framew0rkTV You beat the game vanilla first so you can appreciate the mods later on.
3673 people owns a console and not pc
I own both a console and a PC. Play on the PC. You are an idiot.
*****
Rock, ty tutaj ?!!!1111
invinciblemic No, I'm not some fucking Rock for fucks sake, what the fuck don't you get?
i luv pc but i have xbox :(
but im saving for one not that i have against anything consoles but the main reason for me to buy a pc is this
i dont need some last gen graphics card to play that game i can play all past games on the same device which so satisfying nd mods too
Legate Maximus And you say that because I didn't like this one video. Wow. You are truly a fucking idiot.
"fuck the list", lol it would be great if that was actually in the game it's so funny
wtf am I doing with my life
LOL
Living
They can be besieged by multiple World Eaters but a giant chicken causes them to shit their pants.
"RUN YOU IDIOT"
"GODS NO"
HOW DO WE KILL THIS THING?!
now, THAT is a normal way to start a game
+Alexis Hawkins Gross roblox.
If I did this on my computer, it would have a seizure.
The giant chickens! LOL HAHA
lol haha
lol haha
lol haha
lol haha
lmao aaaaaahahahaha..............baaaaaaaaahahahahaha
How could 23000 dislike this...
***** I meant 3000 likes
Dislikes*
because console fanboys
***** LMAO!!
Heh
Lokir managed to escape in my game because the archers shot a horse instead.(I did not put that horse there.)
*****
inside his own anus he imploded btw
The first time I played skyrim the guy got away and the girl said anyone else feel like running I was so confused
Dark Shadow Spear lol, same here 😀
lost my shit when you put the giant chickens in there
This game became an extension of myself for like 3 years
+OrangeJuice Almost 5 for me now.
I admit, this really cracked up. Made my morning.
TERROR CHICKENS!
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS
*Talos
By the twin moons
+Scott Kemp By the Nine, call them the Nine!
For the love of the Daedra
Yes, I worship them
I love how he's just convulsing with pain while carrying on a conversation.
That is literally the best way to start a game. I can't think of any way that could be better.
"Fuck the list. He goes to the block." I died right there.
i used to be an adventurer like you... then i took a chicken too the knee ,._.,
F××× the list. He goes to the block.
***** X-actly.
that part made me laugh the most alongside the "LOkir
oh lol srry i just now seen you made the exact same comment i did i didnt mean to copy lol.
Console player here cursing and feeling "left out!"
You telling me I can mess with those fukers in the beginning?
Someone please give me a decent layout of a cheap PC build.
I second CyberPowerPC. I got a cheap one (around $400-500) and later upgraded the graphics card and PSU for about $300 dollars. I play Skyrim on Ultra settings and lots of graphics mods and rarely go under 50 fps now. Any Bethesda game should be played on the PC because they consistently sell broken/buggy games and the only way they are playable (enjoyable) is by downloading the patches that modders always wind up making for the initial game and any DLCs that come out.
Nitron DSP My pc fully customized costed me 450 / 500 euro. and i have no problems playing games on higher settings.. just look at what you buy and build your own computer. its not as hard as people think. and it saves you alot of money.
Zaric Zhakaron lol "The next-gen exterminator!"
Thanks. I never thought building a gaming PC was that affordable.
sees the giant chicken: "Run you idiot!"
Oh my lord!!! Did i JUST witness conqueror's haki???
Yes. Yes we did.
wat.
He is one of the D.
3000Shog
Monkey D Dovahkiin. Lol
The D. stands for Dovahkiin
4:19 "How in Oblivion do we kill this thing?"
ahhh no... you cant kill an immortal chicken warlord...
I'm laughing at the people saying that Skyrim shouldn't be played with mods... the only people saying that are the ones who have to play the game on consoles. A good majority of the mods for Skyrim fix the broken vanilla game that Bethesda made (and makes every time they release a game). Some of the biggest mods are patches like the Unofficial Skyrim Patch (and all of the DLC patches) and SKYUI (smarter interface for PC playing), which only make the game what it should have been to begin with. Then there are mods like InterestingNPCs that add flavor to the game by adding more characters to the game (and who actually have personalities). Sure, there are god item mods but you don't have to download them--I don't, but I also don't care if someone else does. If it makes the game more fun for them, then they should go ahead and do it. In the end, it's a GAME, whose purpose is to entertain. Console commands aren't awful either. I've had to use console commands more times than I can count to fix glitches and broken quests. Just today, I had to use the setstage command in the Molag Bal quest because I couldn't kill Logrolf for some reason. A few days ago, I had to talk to an injured guy outside of a cave but couldn't because he was floating in the air, so I used the disable command and then re-enabled him and he was back on the ground and I could talk to him. I've fallen through the floor of a dwarven ruin because the floor decided it didn't want to be their anymore, so I used the tcl command (turns off collisions) and flew back up to where I should have been to begin with...
Sorry for the massive post but I've seen too many people dissing mods and console commands in this comment section.
Who gives a shit about mods or platforms, the fucking thing that matters is the game and playing it.
True, PC is the master race of gaming.
I'm a 360 player and I have to admit that you are totally right. I see the mods through videos and all these mods make Skyrim a bigger a better game. I would like to have a pc gaming, however I have no money :@
I agree. Had to do the same with one of the Valkhir vampires quest that one of the elfs give you. Need to turn a woman in Winterhold, done it once perfectly. Got the same quest (She was still turned (or a thrall)
Wth mate ? Is something wrong with your PC ? I have around 400-500h played and none of these happened to me ...
I lost it the most at the giant chickens rampaging through the chaotic scenario... XD
Seriously xD I was laughing when he spawned all the dragon, but then the giant chickens appeared. As I watched them scurry about while fire rained down from the sky and rubble was thrown everywhere, I thought to myself, "This. This is the definition of chaos."
Legends says, Lokir is still running
Anton Eriksson legend says he made it to rorikstead but still continues to run through the town and the farms
1:50 he has a weapon and a opening to escape but voluntarily goes back too the chopping block lol
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE the Skyrim opening. Such an open and amazing game, that opens with a linear section that shows a lot of its flaws.
Look at those chickens
nice meme
Once when I started a new file, the horse was in a different spot for some reason. Probably just another glitch. Thanks to this, when the archers fired at lokir, they miraculously hit the horse instead and lokir escaped unscathed. I immediately decided to make my dragonborn look as close to him as I could get and played through the game as lokir. As hadvar was asking my name, the horse was still trying to kick the imperial archer to death.... Best start to a playthrough I've ever had.
funniest skyrim video i have seen exlcuding the other ones i saw that weren't censored well xD
+Zay Ace Lightning The scatsburry skyrim randomness and the best shot ever and skyrim were the shit.
Zay150kV hey had to sensor it so it seemed like she said fuck
lokir was lucky
"How in Oblivion do we kill these things?" *is looking at the giant chicken*
100% newb friendly way of starting
Just looks like massive amounts of nonsense to me. Did you enjoy pulling the arms and legs off your toys as a kid?
yup
Aldo Solares Nothing like anonymous interneters to show their mental age by lowering the tone unnecessarily. Thanks for that.
Aldo Solares Thanks for spreading the word, man. Anyone who thinks the Meaning of Life and Reason for Existence is to be happy... Is incredibly short-sighted, lacking imagination and I'd also say, quite stupid.
Aldo Solares You're not getting it. I don't have the answer for everyone's life, nor did I even say that - you just aren't understanding what you are reading. All I said was I believe I know the reason that sentient life exists.
Aldo Solares You still aren't getting it. I'm not saying how anyone should live their life, nor am I calling them stupid for how they choose to live their life. All I'm saying is I believe there is a very specific reason for existence and you'd have to be stupid to think it's "to be happy".
I wish the were Child Khajiit... That would be so cute! x3
Good news for you because there are.
Dakota Fanning o3o.... Really?
cнίyo-cнί If you've got the PC version there are Khajiit children via a couple mods. Here are the only two I know of. I hear there's a mod for an Argonian child as well.
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25654/?
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26445/?
Lewis von Feline
Omfg. Having a 10ft tail would be fucking boss xD
Lewis von Feline xD Omfg.
Yet, it's still more canon than Dragonball GT...
My fault for thinking it was legit
What?
its legit tho
+Handsome Marijuana Farmer *console commands
Lokirs death is scripted, he jut dies even if the archers are dead. But still... GLORIOUS PC GAMING MASTER RACE!
Imagine all the chicken tendies you could get from those giant chickens.
Never has spending all my Good Boy Points felt so good.
You had WAY too much fun with this :/
my 9 year old son makes videos like this too.
+RookTheShark guess!
I made the comment without realizing the age of the person or how old the video was. Granted, it was retarded of me to not understand more before posting...that being said, I felt the title was a bit misleading, in that, it wasn't about a mod or a gameplay tip just cheating...so that is my two cents...oder 2 euro cent...eitherway I still feel the video is useless but I apologize for commenting without better understanding in the first place...it's the internet...what are we to do :)
whatever, right? :)
+justin barrett If the video is useless then make your son make a more educational one, by now he should be able to make better videos right?
It's also a comedy video.
I lost it when the chickens showed up
Okay you got me at the gigantic chicken part xDD
Why did UA-cam suggested this to me.....today? Like I'm not complaining, just wondering how UA-cam thought sharing a 9 year old skyrim video from my favorite Dnd channel was within the algorithm.
"Captain what should we do? He's not on the list"
"f**k the list"
I died XD
Seriously. Giant chickens!?
I lost it at the giant chickens XD
"best way to start a new game"
opens console... Turns Skyrim into Garry's Mod
Really?
giant chickens, bad ass dragons, skeleton guards, and people running in circles. yep its pretty normal
Dude, you are hilarious. Brilliant idea. :D
End bit ruined everything.
how?
Also known as RhexxySexxy's Acid Trip Adventure.
Now that is how a fantasy world is supposed to be.