Total War Rome 2 The Octavian Experience

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2022
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  • @sinanyalcnkaya4639
    @sinanyalcnkaya4639 Рік тому +352

    Dino is really a talented voice actor... And he uses it for good too, to fuel his own dementia and schizophrenia

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +59

      It's the best path to take

    • @niwitz428
      @niwitz428 Рік тому +9

      Thats what CA would like bro

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +20

      CA has me in the black ops interrogation room

    • @niwitz428
      @niwitz428 Рік тому +11

      Lets see how this affects the Mongolian rare fish market

  • @Butch273
    @Butch273 Рік тому +60

    Dear Stan, your particular brand of unhinged reference humor played over top of historical strategy games has once again brightened my day. Thank you.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +9

      Happy to have helped king

  • @megakillerx
    @megakillerx Рік тому +189

    Imagine trying to secure power after your dictator died only to get outplayed by a Zoomer.

  • @glarthir3718
    @glarthir3718 Рік тому +75

    The Octavian experience? It's called crying sick and staying out of every battle.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +32

      Yeah basically, that's why he auto resolved

  • @alexion2001
    @alexion2001 Рік тому +93

    As someone from Naissos, I can confirm the city changing hands 50 times despite nobody living there is historically accurate.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +18

      At least the fog goes away sometimes

    • @alexion2001
      @alexion2001 Рік тому +7

      @@Dino_Stan Yeah it gets quite sunny in Summer, also if you care the real reason for so many battles over it is it's a vital crossroads from the West and East worlds.

  • @CaptainChloroform
    @CaptainChloroform Рік тому +35

    The pleb male pattern baldness larping was probably the best segment youve ever done lmao.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +6

      I got too into larp, but it was worth it

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 11 місяців тому +1

      May Aries grant you a bountiful hairline! lol

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 Рік тому +58

    I see dino finally went full schizo in this video

  • @Dbear39
    @Dbear39 Рік тому +58

    When the cinematic D-day assault with the mg42 sounds came up I was dying. Great video as always my man.

  • @myguy8007
    @myguy8007 Рік тому +10

    "No, no, I don't care he's a famous UA-camr noone can scream the entire Dragoball Z Goku speech whilst planking; not in MY gym" -- Weakass Planet Fitness manager I now have to stand no less than 100 feet from in the state of Florida

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +2

      Goku scream triggers the hunk alarm 😎

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Рік тому +34

    Just finished my Octavian campaign yesterday right before you released this vid. What a coincidence

  • @difficultar
    @difficultar Рік тому +8

    Octavian no, dont kill anyone.

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu Рік тому +7

    He was a gamer of Rome!

  • @Alfred_Leonhart
    @Alfred_Leonhart Рік тому +17

    I love that total war really brings out your completely unhinged personality.
    I remember playing as Lepidus and taking Sicily and the next turn Octavian declared war on me. I took most southern Italy when Octavian met me outside of Naples and I absolutely crushed him and took Rome the next turn fun times.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +4

      Wish there was more historical campaigns to just fight real historical figures

    • @Alfred_Leonhart
      @Alfred_Leonhart Рік тому +1

      @@Dino_Stan I wish there were more historical battles like in medieval 2

  • @djtidal8740
    @djtidal8740 Рік тому +11

    Funniest UA-camr alive… also well done being able to successfully produce the most interesting Rome 2 content

  • @decantabriaball938
    @decantabriaball938 Рік тому +10

    Dinostan in his greatest form I see

  • @Fallout3131
    @Fallout3131 Рік тому +12

    Ayo notification gang for my boy Dino Stan the meanest leanest memeist alt eboy around

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 4 місяці тому +2

    Octavian was the man who invented the auto resolve by sending Agrippa in to fix his problems

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  4 місяці тому +1

      underrated comment

  • @handfreehandturkey
    @handfreehandturkey Рік тому +7

    Pompey's rome is a lot of fun in this. You can make a fleet of artillery ships and bombard coastal settlements to death. It's pretty cash.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +2

      It's true, I like that campaign

  • @nomadiumjl-55
    @nomadiumjl-55 Рік тому +5

    Still shocked by your mongolian throat singing expertise in that empire iroquois vid

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +3

      I spent too much time learning that skill

  • @garrettfuhrman2549
    @garrettfuhrman2549 Рік тому +8

    Dino those weren’t goblins in PA they were just people from Delco. They scare us too

  • @DustyPazner
    @DustyPazner Рік тому +5

    Dino seeing goblins in his dreams 😈😈😈 dnd momen

  • @viniciusmoura4521
    @viniciusmoura4521 Рік тому +2

    ngl the vegeta voice you did was on point

  • @supagangsta2962
    @supagangsta2962 Рік тому +3

    DI-NO STAN! DI-NO STAN! DI-NO STAN! DI-NO STAN!

  • @Ordealux
    @Ordealux Рік тому +2

    This man said he found Anthony's strongest men.... I couldn't tell if he was seriously insulting the Thracians or unaware they were Thracians the entire time.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      Sorry for confusion, it was because they start as Anthony's vassals

    • @Ordealux
      @Ordealux Рік тому

      @@Dino_Stan It's okay, it made me laugh a lot at the time

  • @nathanbrant2654
    @nathanbrant2654 Рік тому +2

    Live in Pennsylvania. Can confirm the goblins have gotten out of control

  • @thevigilant6884
    @thevigilant6884 Рік тому +1

    Every time you called Pompeii "POM-PEE" I cringed.

  • @adamm2091
    @adamm2091 Рік тому +3

    Hey Stan, you're really talented and I appreciate your content a lot. Thank you.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      Thank you for sticking around, you're an og

  • @rollercoasterintogiantdomo
    @rollercoasterintogiantdomo Рік тому +2

    This video really put me in the mind of a schizophrenic

  • @lestergreen7006
    @lestergreen7006 Рік тому +3

    the best pre workout really is doing a goku voice

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      Gotta trigger the hunk alarm

  • @harryainsworth6923
    @harryainsworth6923 Рік тому +1

    omg proscriptions, such a gamer moment

  • @mangkorn600
    @mangkorn600 Рік тому +5

    great day when dino uploads a rome 2 vid

  • @bluee2805
    @bluee2805 Рік тому +1

    the pennsylvania goblins will remember what you said about them

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh Рік тому +2

    0:03 Rubik's cube solver as one of many titles
    0:28 Cat just tried some of that gamer juice that Dino drinks before every recordings
    0:51 - Noo, not Pompey :( I played him in that DLC
    1:31 cute sound Dino
    And well UFO's sightings... most tell about it I think :/ Thats why we wont believe it, cause of that "info" from that worse type of ppl that told about it. I dunno what I mean by that.
    1:48 RIP Pennsylvania
    2:02 "WHEAR is Poopy" ~ Dino's quote by auto captions (Said every ancient version of junkie)
    2:48 more calm ancient junkie
    3:21 NAAAAHEEEY (NAE)
    4:37 No, please no, don't say that to my head Dino. Creating is simple but beating tho its easy for you, it's not for everyone :(
    5:39 No Netflix pass for Poseidon will hide ur intrusive thoughts. Btw... not that i love Rome, I luv greeks but ure playing with Rome - u mad at Neptune, bro?
    8:03 WOW Dino finally defending as a garrison! LIMITED EDITION!
    9:28 Whats Hershey hat? Is that that chocolate?
    10:03 OblivionImperialGuardScream3.mp4
    11:25 eyy hes just Aesthetic like me, we love #pale xD
    11:39 Dino teaches u bois about Argumentum ad ignorantiam
    15:37 Wow, really emotional
    17:51 Rooo-OO-M - cute screetching Rome sound by Dino

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      Pompey was a gamer of rome

  • @tonythesopranos5310
    @tonythesopranos5310 Рік тому +2

    What if when you die a lackluster Rome 2 campaign victory cinematic plays?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +2

      That's what I'm afraid of

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND Рік тому +2

    I was peeling oranges for this entire video and by the end of it my fingers were fuckin' ice cold & numb as fuck, damn I shoulda just cut them into quarters and eaten them that way.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      I gotta eat the orange with a peel

  • @cobrazrt6006
    @cobrazrt6006 Рік тому +1

    Certified budget carthage gaming

  • @miguel_fernandez956
    @miguel_fernandez956 Рік тому +1

    "VegEEtA!!!.. kRilLin!!" 🤣🤣

  • @CT--ox2iu
    @CT--ox2iu Рік тому +2

    The hairline larp was on point

  • @goofgoop3751
    @goofgoop3751 Рік тому +2

    all hail emperor goku

  • @sargisshirinyan207
    @sargisshirinyan207 8 місяців тому +1

    The Doja Cat imoression was insanely accurate

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  8 місяців тому +1

      I did my best 😎

  • @enclavetechsupport5248
    @enclavetechsupport5248 Рік тому +1

    The day Dino Stan says awesome possum is the day I get impaled by a railroad spike

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh Рік тому +1

    2:54 - My psychosis to me another time, again on the way to convince me to end it all.

  • @skipiustg19
    @skipiustg19 Рік тому +2

    That Goblin song omg

  • @mikeyb2524
    @mikeyb2524 Рік тому +2

    Complains about goblins
    Becomes one 2:24

  • @LoganAntonick
    @LoganAntonick Рік тому +3

    Did Octavian form Rupert's Land and conquer the world in CK3? I think not.

  • @IPFreelly604
    @IPFreelly604 Рік тому +2

    We who are about to go bald, salute you!!!

  • @flamingeskimo1136
    @flamingeskimo1136 Рік тому +1

    The Norwood Scale is now officially baked into the Dinostan canon. When can we expect you on Carribean Rhythms

  • @alejandro4002
    @alejandro4002 Рік тому +3

    Do roxolani and do the throat singing

  • @TheLeemaVids
    @TheLeemaVids Рік тому

    Maybe the real Mark Anthony was the allies we made along the way.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      That's a good way to think about it

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому +1

    Hmm yes lore of rome total war momentum 100

  • @Rynewulf
    @Rynewulf Рік тому +1

    Oh yeah, I need to get around to that campaign

  • @theRatPackwasthebest
    @theRatPackwasthebest Рік тому +1

    I also rewatched Rome recently

  • @tguard113
    @tguard113 Рік тому +1

    why am i in tears over a grown man saying googoo gaga im done

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      We're on the same spiritual level

  • @nicholasbaca8065
    @nicholasbaca8065 Рік тому

    At the gym I pretend that a dictator is staring at me. Hearts of Iron's got me fucked up.

  • @temblorjamesronald9427
    @temblorjamesronald9427 Рік тому

    The Plebs were the real heroes of this Vid.. I can literally hear "Honor Him" by Hans Zimmer from afar as Dino Stan courageously defend his City outmatching his Well Equiped Enemies.

  • @MelodyAndKitsune
    @MelodyAndKitsune Рік тому +3

    When Iam Stuck In Octavian Mind, BRUH Just Let Me Go Away From Him Mind BRUH
    Just Minding My Own Buisness With Pompey Rome Like They Wanna Get Anthony's Dream Getting Salamis
    Pompey: Surround Octavian!
    Octavian: Shut Up
    Pompey:No! When I Look At You I Throw Up!
    Octavian: What?! That Was My Roman Line!?
    Pompey:Nah, Its Mine!
    Lepidus: Pompey You Ugly!
    Pompey:Whyyyyy?????
    Lepidus:I Don't Like You!
    Duh Pompey Was Then Bullied In Lepidus He Did Not Saw BRUH, Lepidus And Pompey Are Playing Fornite In 3 AM Create Problems 😂
    BRUH Pompey Is The Most Hated
    Arachosia:Ehhhh
    Pompey:Eyyyyyy
    Arachosia:Who R U?
    Pompey:You Know You Ugly Br@t
    Arachosia:Good! I am talking Syracusae!
    Pompey:Why? I Have A Shop Of Diamonds There!
    Arachosia:So What?
    Thats It Byeee

  • @lanleskovec8697
    @lanleskovec8697 Рік тому +1

    Why was the cat line so funny, also when total war attila west rome legendary

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      I gotta prep myself for it

  • @makmixerbeast
    @makmixerbeast Рік тому +1

    Augustus you look like that guy from Scott Pilgrim versus the World. Just gotta let you know.

  • @acatwithwiskers9273
    @acatwithwiskers9273 Рік тому +1

    Classic Dino W

  • @notgoddhoward5972
    @notgoddhoward5972 Рік тому +1

    Cocktavian

  • @jastrzeb5150
    @jastrzeb5150 Рік тому +1

    i love u dino stan

  • @rumali_roti7406
    @rumali_roti7406 27 днів тому +2

    Just turned off adblocker for your videos, hope you get proper help for your condition ❣

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  27 днів тому +1

      There is no help, my larp must continue

  • @greaterdanemark2397
    @greaterdanemark2397 Рік тому

    This Roman legion is sponsored by Keeps

  • @waltercommunitycollege1615
    @waltercommunitycollege1615 Рік тому +1

    You should play the Walter Community college game

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 Рік тому +1

    Nice

  • @ihatemotionblur_3255
    @ihatemotionblur_3255 Рік тому +2

    erm why no horror at the end

  • @Blah-ef5vp
    @Blah-ef5vp 9 місяців тому +1

    subbed

  • @giorgilobjanidze5667
    @giorgilobjanidze5667 Рік тому +3

    when do we get the Noblemen 1896 experience mister dino stanovadze?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      I must contact the elders

    • @giorgilobjanidze5667
      @giorgilobjanidze5667 Рік тому

      @@Dino_Stan PLEASE

    • @mangkorn600
      @mangkorn600 Рік тому

      @@giorgilobjanidze5667 Young one the elders always have the answers, you must just wait for dino to sacrifice 10 people to Obama to get their answer

    • @mangkorn600
      @mangkorn600 Рік тому

      @@giorgilobjanidze5667 In a PG family friendly way of course

    • @giorgilobjanidze5667
      @giorgilobjanidze5667 Рік тому +1

      @@mangkorn600 it always breaks my heart as an OG dino stan stan to be refered to as a young one just cus i be spending most of my day in a psych ward

  • @ricedealer56
    @ricedealer56 Рік тому +1

    bald men unite!

  • @godlymoose9118
    @godlymoose9118 Рік тому +1

    11:38 does this mean Dino Stan found Bigfoot?

  • @kryzzan7039
    @kryzzan7039 Рік тому +1

    How do you only have 30k subs? I thought you would have at least 200k.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      Being small at least means I can read every comment 😎

  • @friedrichmacklin4735
    @friedrichmacklin4735 Рік тому +2

    You should genuinely play Elder Kings 2, it just released for the public

  • @neymarmessironaldo5881
    @neymarmessironaldo5881 Рік тому +1

    Princeps senatus

  • @ferbintegabriel4714
    @ferbintegabriel4714 Рік тому

    dont worry dino

  • @JanJansen985
    @JanJansen985 Рік тому +1

    At least it wasnt just a png this time

  • @Tbpoilspill2010
    @Tbpoilspill2010 Рік тому +1

    Dino Stan you jnspire me

  • @Lp-army1
    @Lp-army1 Рік тому +1

    Hello again question what's the most sus thing you've said Dino

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      Prob in ck2 when talking about getting rid of one of my wives

    • @Lp-army1
      @Lp-army1 Рік тому

      @@Dino_Stan we all know that's cap remember when you said-

  • @athel1585
    @athel1585 Рік тому +2

    yeah but wtf is a third of 20,000

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому

      Enjoy the last ten minutes of your life mr squidward

    • @athel1585
      @athel1585 Рік тому

      @@Dino_Stan wow, it even has a filter

  • @thegreatpleco3920
    @thegreatpleco3920 9 місяців тому +1

    are u part of the total war partener program or whatever it is called?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  9 місяців тому

      No, I'm in nobodies

  • @martintaylor1547
    @martintaylor1547 Рік тому

    I'm sorry but is the "Yhipee" at 8:37 a Settlers IV reference?

  • @icaricc
    @icaricc Рік тому +1

    dawg what's with all this pennsylvania slander

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Рік тому +1

      Nothing wrong with Pennsylvania, just had a goblin encounter

  • @ponyboy562
    @ponyboy562 Рік тому +1

    DINO ARMY 🦖 🦕

  • @jaredjeiodelapaz7774
    @jaredjeiodelapaz7774 Рік тому +1

    What mods are you using?

  • @legendarykoreanbbq5116
    @legendarykoreanbbq5116 Рік тому +1

    How many and which drugs do you take before recording

  • @Alex-up8pg
    @Alex-up8pg Рік тому

    That ending looked like the worst one in rome 2

  • @justinlabrosse8506
    @justinlabrosse8506 Рік тому +1

    Play DEI scrub lmfao