@@Dino_Stan nah they tend to attack on evens too. But when I say evens I mean evens. Like exactly 50 percent. If your army is only like 4 percent better they legit will not come
Hearing Kermit’s voice saying “omg I just came everywhere” made my day and it’s 8:00pm rn “Everyone is bald and I have drip” - Dinostan visiting the old folks home
Eh my friend,i see you finaly see the light and taken the pasta-pill. ¿Also best Total war to staart playing the series? 10:30 Actually we have one (Africa) but maybe Antartica if we got to the 2050s.
4:46 scripted on their own isn't the problem, they were done very well in medieval 2, the problem is total war's over reliances on them since empire where every melee had to b a scripted animation. made it impossible to achieve the great speed of kills I enjoyed back in the with Greek Cities hoplites and charging down routing units. absolute banger of a vid always
@@Dino_Stan ya, they were good there as well, was all funny seein a dude with 50+ arrows in him barley clingin to live and there was always the possibility tht even more arrows could go into before the death animation finished
The Art of War is actually incredibly funny to read. Because it’s most of it is so obviously shit, that you just think about why it’s necessary to be said. Or it’s just good advice that you hadn’t realisere earlier.
Gamers I need your help. I just had my most recent campaign save break on me. Funnily enough it was a Rome campaign. After noticing my save was broken, I went and found the file in my %appdata%. It still exists in my saves folder but is currently unplayable. Do you guys have any advice?
Weird coincidence, played Rome 2 again after years. I uninstalled it after a few hours, it's like a junk food game. Just spam trash stacks and autoresolve, spam end turn, unearned dopamine 🤢🤢🤢
So fascinating how the romans fought male pattern baldness
Thats why the fall of Rome was so devastating
*plays Rome
*auto resolves to victory
*refuses to elaborate
*leaves
just like history
Playing Rome in Rome Total War type game is so unexpected.
It's surreal i tell you
It's a bold Strategy , Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him 🤣🤣
"And the Romans, where are they now?"
"You're looking at 'em asshole."
*Heavy breathing*
AI backcapping instead of fighting your army is objectively the worst thing about total war.
wish they would try to fight if armies are even, they only attack if they outnumber you
@@Dino_Stan nah they tend to attack on evens too. But when I say evens I mean evens. Like exactly 50 percent. If your army is only like 4 percent better they legit will not come
Only a problem because they forced players to have a general on each army
@@MegaXXSomeoneXx that's because Ai would bombard you with small armies or just do doom stacks limiting it to general made ai armies better
Total war videos are probably my favourite on this channel ngl
Thanks I do my best king
@@Dino_Stan
I known you do
I love you man 👍👍
Oh yes, the Prequel to the Aurelian video, now this is a certified season finale of Rome
Hood classic
I think the correct Sun Tzu quote was "When you have a big army, auto-resolve. When you have a small army, play the game"
Facts actually
SCIPIO IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD END OF STORY
Always has been
You know what our name was? Caius, like Caius Iulius Caesar. Then the stupid Merigan reformed the spelling and now its Gaius. Its a fucking shame.
Y'know benny was always an opportunist such as yourself, Dinosaur Daniel.
Benny and I arn't so different
Then Dino suddenly transformed into the Team Fortress 2 soldier midway through his campaign
He possessed me
"ring a ding ding baby" is my favorite scipio africanus quote
Its in the history books
Spending 4 turns going round every settlement persuading Papa Averni that the Gallic Confederation will mean the end of his people
Along with their great inventions such as Roman Cement and the Roman legion, the Romans are most notably known for their early adaptation of Keeps™
They were known to be hustlers after all
Gods, I hate Gauls
Grandfather hated them too
Hearing Kermit’s voice saying “omg I just came everywhere” made my day and it’s 8:00pm rn
“Everyone is bald and I have drip” - Dinostan visiting the old folks home
Total war games bring it out
Me seeing the thumbnail:
Octavian to Antony: "I'm the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots round here!"
2:09 "Rome has fallen! Millions must return to Rupert's Land!"
“And the Texans…where are they now?”
“You’re lookin’ at ‘em, asshole.” -Dino Stan
hardest line
"I wouldn't call Tonius but this fucking Oklahoman, he don't break."
just came over this channel and it is a vibe, people tend to be to serious as youtube creators that the forget to just have fun. keep it up man
we all just gotta try to be chill 😎
He finally play the main character of the game. Holy shit!!!!!
I had never even thought of Rome until i saw this video, now I can't Rome off my mind 🤣🤣
All we do is think of Rome now
You know its over when Dino plays OP Rome.
When in rome 2, do as the romers do
Stan, please do more of the Barbarian voice. I need them to edge. I need to Barb out!
💀
CAN’T YOU SPARE A BIT OF GOLD?
I had to hold back the power after the saxon video
The Norwood Legion makes its long awaited and triumphant return 🫡
We are so back
Greek state squad unite!
Something so satisfying about actually pulling off a successful phalanx!
Theyre the best
The children yearn for the coal mines
Minecraft is proof
I saw Roman Experience and instantly clicked
The banter commentary on this is great
Thanks king
Rupert's Land world conquest in CKIII would be the best way to honour the Romans.
Thank you Stan, very cool!
total war more like total back-cap.
Shoutout the Greek culture pack players (I only play as successors)
real gamer mode
Rome didn't need three wars to fight carthage they could have just autoresolved it all
No idea why they didn't do it irl
10:32 Antarctica, let the snow run red with blood
it will be done
don't feel bad, because I never finished Rome from Total war Rome 1 and 2. Even though I would stan for Rome.
11:48 That dude is teleporting.
I just saw that lmfaoooooooo
Aye he did it! Thank you! The Roman experience, finally
It had to be done for the romans out there
@@Dino_Stan It's me, I'm Romans out there lol.
Gabagool!
You should read call of the crocodile, certified hood classic
Greatest book of all time
Every time I play this game I end up letting slums appear everywhere 😭memory of a goldfeesh
Same I always forget
Dino Stan is just Fatmagic who plays map games
realll
watching this while in the dinostan discord vc inception
gaming
Gonna make those factions an offer they can’t refuse
its what we do
wake up babe new dino stan video
Would be cool if general skill tree affect his drip choices.
Elephant is fun
If only every faction could unlock elephants generals
ROMAN TUNNEL SNAKES 🐍 RULE
RIP Benny
Sad we lost him 😔
Least deppresed total war youtuber due to current state of things
Yee I dont too involved with the new stuff, only way to not get disappointed
Dino plays Rome II. that's insta like :) even if its vs my beloved Carthage :D
Carthage homies need more fan fare
I see you spreading the Gabagool over here
500 hours in Rome 2, and I haven't played Rome a single time
They really are the vanilla of the game
Bactria best faction, lost Greeks in the north east who are also Buddhists because they thought that was rad
They are always evil to me
I was always sad that they never got any Buddhist buildings or traits of anything like they did in old Rome 1 mods like Europa Barbarorum
@@Rynewulfspecial building; curried souflaki markets
Eh my friend,i see you finaly see the light and taken the pasta-pill.
¿Also best Total war to staart playing the series?
10:30 Actually we have one (Africa) but maybe Antartica if we got to the 2050s.
I have played 264 hours and only got 2 victories, one of them a military with Rome and the second was a economic with Egypt
Back in the day i would never finish campaigns
Big balls.
could do Australia battle royal. it'd be like Madmax.
We wouldn't lose anything of value that way as well.
I say we submit this proposal to the UN
We need this so bad
Woke up this morning
Got yourself pilum
funniest man ever
no u
I forgot rome existed because they are always dead when i get to italy
I know that feel
4:46 scripted on their own isn't the problem, they were done very well in medieval 2, the problem is total war's over reliances on them since empire where every melee had to b a scripted animation. made it impossible to achieve the great speed of kills I enjoyed back in the with Greek Cities hoplites and charging down routing units. absolute banger of a vid always
I grew up and shogun 2, just love the animations in that game
@@Dino_Stan ya, they were good there as well, was all funny seein a dude with 50+ arrows in him barley clingin to live and there was always the possibility tht even more arrows could go into before the death animation finished
Good video, made me do the haha. Nice
Thanks haha
Tony Soprano was kind of like Crassus
in way you're right
"What I gotta ask is, whatever happened to Cincinatus? There was a real man"
Imagine if they didn't include Rome in this game and just had clones of Benito Mussolini as the faction.
Ca in a different timeline
I would like to see Africa battle royale.
I'm down for any place, just as long as everyone has fun
Rome I still out here making Rome II look like dogshieeeet
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They wanted me to end the cutscene
what's your favorite Rome total war out of all of them? I keep forgetting about Rome 2 lol.
Rome 1 is better but rome 2 is more modern. Both good imo
The Art of War is actually incredibly funny to read.
Because it’s most of it is so obviously shit, that you just think about why it’s necessary to be said.
Or it’s just good advice that you hadn’t realisere earlier.
He's just being a nice guy reminding us
cool
Love you Dino :)
wholesome
Have you ever played any of the Nobunaga's Ambition games?
I have heard of it, and it looks interesting
Hi. Wanted to ask when you playing the celts. There’s legit 6 Celtic factions in the game so it suprises me you haven’t played them yet
They will be played, I just hate the barbarian victory conditions lmao
Mon the Bhoys
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Total war auto resolve 2
I live my life according to an auto resolve
empire total war ottomans?
I do have a video on that actually ua-cam.com/video/JQf4SpEuOJQ/v-deo.htmlsi=mP3XestKv514okkk
@@Dino_Stan nice
Rome, in ROME?? 🤢🤮
Gamers I need your help. I just had my most recent campaign save break on me. Funnily enough it was a Rome campaign. After noticing my save was broken, I went and found the file in my %appdata%. It still exists in my saves folder but is currently unplayable. Do you guys have any advice?
Wow you play Roman game as a Roman? Wow
Impossible
Greek state culture pack gamers 👍
What Graphics mods are you using?
Orbis and triple a generals mainly
@@Dino_Stan Thanks
We play the same game but why yours look better. do you use mods?
Mainly orbis mods and triple a generals
😂😂😂😂
normies be like "Rome is too OP i play as masaesyli 🤡🤡🤡"
ayo masaesyli is cool
Weird coincidence, played Rome 2 again after years. I uninstalled it after a few hours, it's like a junk food game. Just spam trash stacks and autoresolve, spam end turn, unearned dopamine 🤢🤢🤢
one day we will eat good again
what mod are u intalled bro
I think it was triple a generals and Orbis graphics stuff
What mods are you using?
Orbis graphics and tiple A generals mainly
:)
how did you get your units free?
I can't remember exactly but I think I think I stacked a lot of requirement buildings in rome
@@Dino_Stan alright thanks man, love the videos
what mod he uses?
Its been a bit but the only mods I mainly use in my rome 2 playthroughs are orbis graphics and sometimes triple A generals
what mod is he playing with?
Orbis graphics packs and triple a generals mainly
play total war rome 2 for year but never play as rome smh dino
The struggle
Solid 4.3/5 on the schizo scale.
I gotta get those numbers up
EWWWW HOMIE PICKED THE JULII
TYRANT🫵 TYRANT🫵 TYRANT🫵
they hate because they aint him
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