MOD SECURITY BECOME PAVEMENT POLICE
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- Опубліковано 8 лип 2023
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The phrase "mind your own business" is an idiom that is commonly used to tell someone to refrain from interfering in someone else's affairs or to stop prying into matters that do not concern them. It is a way of asserting personal boundaries and asking someone to focus on their own concerns instead of getting involved in someone else's business.
When someone says "mind your own business," they are essentially requesting that the person they are speaking to should respect their privacy, autonomy, and personal space. It is a polite or sometimes stern way of telling someone to stay out of matters that do not involve them and not to be nosy or intrusive.
The phrase can be used in various situations, such as when someone is asking too many personal questions, trying to meddle in someone else's relationships, or interfering in someone's decisions without invitation. By using this expression, the speaker is urging the other person to redirect their attention to their own affairs and avoid becoming overly involved in someone else's matters.
Overall, "mind your own business" is a straightforward and direct way of telling someone to respect personal boundaries and not interfere in matters that do not concern them.
"Photography is not a crime" "PINAC" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.
They must get security guards like this out of a lucky bag. Keep these vids coming UKMTT
cheapest they can get as its government
@@noka1979lowest paid contractors get the job. We call it race to the bottom.
Looks like they warmed him up from the morgue 😳🧐
That security guy looked very ill indeed.
@@sallyowen6320and usually they are monkeys, that land in Dover illegally 😂😂
Love how Marks Scottish accent comes out more talking to another Scott's person 😂
“He’s about 58, maybe 60”
“You cheeky sod” 🤭🤣
The work in that building is so secret that the employees have no idea what they are doing, and *Securitah* have no idea what they are guarding.
HEY RESPECT THE AUTHORITAH OF THE SECURITAH!!!
That first guy has escaped the care home disguised as bogus security guard 😂😂😂
It was like watching Dads Army.
That security guard couldn't stop himself laughing.. bloody hilarious 😅😅
🤣 Your Scottish accent went from 100% to 150% when you heard him speak 🤣👍🏻
It did 😂
I heard it. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
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😁 love the accent
That's the best part
its great hearing two Welshman having an argument
Have you ever heard 2 SCOTSman arguing.? 🤣✌
@@boztec7187 Have you ever heard of sarcasm 😄
@@bucko321 Nope, never
The combined age of the two HI-VIZ security guards must be 180. WTF are they gonna do to stop anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dads Army security guards lol, thanks Mark I needed a good laugh,,,,,!
Omg im laughing so loud. Hilarious. Your Scottish accent gets so much stronger when u shout 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guy's about 93 himself, "That could be your mother you're talking to."
May be right. He looks like the old guy in "The Others"
Security guard is a walking ghost.
100%!!
Mr dead the talking corpse
It amazes me how they employ old shaking blokes for security 😂😂😂😂😂
He honestly looks like he is terminally ill, most likely cancer.
Meanwhile the Russians /Iranian’s/Chinese etc. have sneaked in the back entrance while they were interfering with a member of the public ‘armed’ with a camera .
They must watch this and think how EASY is it to use a a distracting tactic, all you have to do is hold a camera and they lose the plot.
Looks like that guy fell asleep in a bag of chocolate drops!
If he's the head of security at the MOD, our country is in trouble more than ever.
IKR. UK, a once great nation, now sadly just another corporate entity.
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I thought the first security man in the Hi-Viz coat was going to order a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley.
I new I recognise that face😅
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Hey Mark, in his verbal description he forgot, "devilishly handsome', lol. nice job as always!
That security chump looks like he has just been dug up 😂😂😊
The second security officer sounded like "Orville The Duck" and was about as menacing lol!!
These videos are quite entertaining. It gives the security something to do. They should be grateful for you lovely auditors. Testing there skills on what to do.
Exactly!
That could be line from a stand up comedy show "you don't need to be medically qualified to see someone's a fat bastard do you" if Jimmy Carr sees this video that line'll end up in his next show!
MOD Nursing Home Security 🤚👴
They shouldn't employ security guards that are near retirement, the guy is clearly frightened and is panicking, he probably can't do any other job so is just winding down his days doing a job that he hoped was a quiet one.
I was thinking about going into security but then realised i didn't want to have to face the mighty ukmtt
As you have watched a few audits then you'd probably be able to handle the situation far better than most security guards. I cannot understand why they don't watch a few as it would surely help them out. You'd think the message would get around but it doesn't seem to be.
Just do the security job PROPERLY , and you will have no problems .
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That would put anybody off! 😂
@@A2Z1Two3no they wouldn't, there would still be gimps like this around annoying everyone
80 year old guard is the flaw in security 😂
Two scotch men arguing love it. 😂😂😂
Scots
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@@MrLees-oq8wb Scot Cheg ?
@@chinablues3415 ayeithuz
These videos are priceless. Keep up the great work
Wrapped him, packed him and sent the Jekyll back to Noddyland. Quality content.
Next.
Well at least we know they eat donuts in that MOD building.
I am so so happy I have found this channel…..you are easily theee best out there you say exactly what I always think…🤣😂🤣👍🏻
You have given this Security guard something too do, his shift is Uneventful and boring but now he is Elevated and has Purpose, so well-done in making this Security guard feel important.🇬🇧
This really needs to STOP. Once we r on public paths they need to stay on their property.❤❤❤❤#PINAC
Dracula has got a new job on the side 😂
Mr burns guarding his power plant from spys
They used to have a cricket team there. All opposing teams used to call it stalag 17
You rang my lord?? Or rather... You never rang my lord. 😂😂😂 nice 1 Mark 👍❤️
Greeting from South West West Australia.🇦🇺
With a hat he looks like Blakey from on the busses 🚌
MORE AND EVERYTIME the rubber duck PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey was gobsmacked you wouldnt just comply.Great job ad always mate.
Ghost of motley hall the first gaurd
Amazing how they never seem to get onto what you're doing with "the yellow bellied right tit".
The security guard had no experience and waisting police and tax payers money calling the police
Security guard is a bag of walking bones
The squeaky toy gets me every time 🤣
We all love MR SCEAKY 😂😂😂😂😂
Class act that squeaky toy 😂🤣
gotta say i find your channel the funniest place on you tube i have watched in years - nearly having a hernia laughing at your antics keep up the good work fella
Wow, thanks👌👌👌
I thought Blakey from 'On The Buses' passed away?
He has, they dug him up and stuck him in a security shed and gave him a yellow jacket 😂
You make me Lol the way you rip them to pieces over their perceived authority over public citizens doing a perfectly LEGAL activity, nice one mate ;-)
p.s. "lump of lard" Now that just creased me up 🤣🤣
"I'm here to help and assist you if I can" but when he first approached you it was "why are you filming?".
"You don't have to be medically qualified to see somebody is a fat ba**ard do you" - line of the week LMFAO
I need to lose a good stone. I need Mark to abuse me and call me a fat fuck continuously and I reckon it would motivate me more than any diet or gym to lose the lard
fat boy was dressed like he was about to fell a few trees
The site is so private and sensitive, yet they have a septuagenarian security officer who can't even keep himself safe and secure, standing in the road in front of a vehicle! If it's a private site, MAKE it private!
I love it when the 2nd security asks donut boy “Who is he”? Like as if just cos he’s Scottish, he must know him 😂😂😂
Look at the state of those two signs. Is money so tight they cant wash them lmao
He looks abit like benny hill 😂 hilarious keep up the good work mark keep them coming 😂
Second guy claimed he was security but provided no proof.
I think his boss should be contacted and the guy should be sent for further training.
no, he'll get promoted
Why do they always talk about its their right to act like a fool and it's their right to question someone walking around their work place and they've all these rights supposedly but they refuse to acknowledge any of your rights or any actual applicable rights. How do they play the double standard game so well
I think on this occasion the bodywarmer bellend was actually the tea boy.
please audit baxters food group fochabers moray, it has a public road that runs straight through the site allowing fisherman to the spey. the security try to stop normal people walking their dogs ect but legally its a public road and they rely on folk not knowing this.its a massive scottish soup giant it would be fantastic to watch
Tastes of pish
But they do make excellent Cullen Skink soup.
@@CharlesDickson-nv2ol agreed
@@CharlesDickson-nv2ol processed crap
Brilliant , pure comedy 😂🤣👏👏👏
I love how they come out with authority like monkey boy and you just stop them in their steps and shut them down!
Excellent entertainment brilliant top man mark.
I love how you tell um . Awesome . lol
Peter Cushing.
Aye the Scottish accent got more Scottish when u realised he was a Scot 🤣🤣🤣
Great video ! I loved the hilarious interaction between two Scots. I can imagine Alex Ferguson having a similar argument when he looks at himself in the mirror every morning. lol🤣
You are criminally undersubscribed. Fantastic entertainment.
#defundthebbc
If this is supposed to be a secure MoD Site, where is Mod Plod and why is Norman Potter (ex Fenn Street caretaker) on the gate at such an advanced age?
Turned into an episode of Still Game 😂
"Get back te work ya couple o' fannies!"
LOVE that show 😂😂😂
he is a bit of a panic merchant this one
Peter griffin works for the MOD…I thought he worked at a brewery 😂
Great footage very funny brilliant job mark👍
My favourite auditor, takes no nessing and funny with it.. Here boy 😂😂😂
The muppet at the end really thought you'd buckle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 second prize he had. What an absolute idiot he was 🙈, great audit 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻
The finger in the arse & stir the tea cracked me up - made me laugh out loud.
Disgraceful.. telling members of public what to do ..
Big Respect !!!
Smashing it with the content my man, keep up the great work!
Thanks! Will do!
The fly in ones ointment 😂
That 2nd bloke, who came out looks like Richard Graham the actor out of the film I.D 😂
The poor sod looks days from retirement
Mod security? where they dig him up from
You sum him up perfectly , a lump of lard it did make me laugh.
I'll get you Butler👍🏻
Ministry of Defence Guard Service (MGS) finest……….😂😂
Number one in my book Mark.
Brilliant
😂😂😂 Told to go back inside...👋🏃
One of the best i've seen🤣🤣
Seriously how old is that so called security guard?
*Security: "I'll pretend to be on the phone that'll scare him off"*
**Doesn't work**
*Security: Stands holding phone lost and scared*
*Everytime lol watch out Mark they're phoning some men. Your gonna be in trouble* 😂
Make em have Mark, the only auditor to tell it as it is, keep up the great work, without overstepping the mark, you know they will be queuing to put the cuffs on you 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
fantastic soo funny
I love how your so polite, never abusive, and you're de escalation skills are second to none!! Have you got a problem with monkeys? Or all primates 😂😂😂
brilliant !
Tell them how it is Mark 😂 max respect 😂
Another master piece