If Illumination Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 2

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  • @realmousait
    @realmousait  2 роки тому +2169

    Which villains would you like to see next?
    part 1 here - ua-cam.com/video/ONTyZfg42j4/v-deo.html&ab_channel=MOUSAIT

  • @thegnarledpirate9198
    @thegnarledpirate9198 2 роки тому +19824

    I like how Gru is the only villain until now to ever get pardoned, and he deserves it.

    • @Suppliedhook
      @Suppliedhook 2 роки тому +202

      Yes

    • @patrlckballing
      @patrlckballing 2 роки тому +1248

      And then he gets 20 years right after that

    • @tylerclarke9433
      @tylerclarke9433 2 роки тому +128

      This is a great video

    • @Dracheplayz
      @Dracheplayz 2 роки тому +46

      Yes

    • @MrAGNTJ
      @MrAGNTJ 2 роки тому +153

      i was honestly super happy about that, he does deserve it hehe

  • @conlooka9356
    @conlooka9356 2 роки тому +9588

    Love how not even 30 secs in, El macho has a larger sentence than the once ler ever did

    • @teknyon
      @teknyon 2 роки тому +446

      Had me cracking up the entire time

    • @kradoryps7109
      @kradoryps7109 2 роки тому +348

      He's just too powerful

    • @Dracheplayz
      @Dracheplayz 2 роки тому +44

      I know

    • @cianhall7193
      @cianhall7193 2 роки тому +355

      Shows how little the law cares about the environment

    • @dustinvalerio9741
      @dustinvalerio9741 2 роки тому +61

      How do two death penalties work

  • @sociotrope5659
    @sociotrope5659 2 роки тому +5301

    I love have El Macho's first action on screen immediately outdoes the Onceler's entire career.

    • @Nico_com_c
      @Nico_com_c Рік тому +134

      It does tell a lot about governments prioritys

    • @missm3199
      @missm3199 Рік тому +7

      @@Nico_com_c which movie is he from

    • @Nico_com_c
      @Nico_com_c Рік тому +57

      @@missm3199 Despicable me 2. He's the sole reason to why that movie is even watchable.

    • @danialtarki572
      @danialtarki572 Рік тому +32

      @@Nico_com_c El Macho was more dangerous and probably murdered people via endangerment in that first scene alone.

    • @Nico_com_c
      @Nico_com_c Рік тому +44

      @@danialtarki572 Idk man, almost depleting the world from breathable air sounds worse

  • @TheBigTopaz
    @TheBigTopaz Рік тому +1264

    That fact that The Onceler is one of the few villains in this series that could realistically serve their full sentence is a hilarious parallel to how actual companies in real life that endanger nature also get few repercussions for their actions

    • @ngtszwaianson5352
      @ngtszwaianson5352 Рік тому

      The said companies’s presidents should be unalived via animals or Chinese water tourture

    • @panzervpl9406
      @panzervpl9406 8 місяців тому +62

      still it's kinds depressing how absolutely devastating the environment to that point only grants you $10mil in fines and 15 years, for context 10mil is about what youll need to buy a 10-15m luxury yacht so about nothing for rich people

    • @Mrnothing152
      @Mrnothing152 8 місяців тому +12

      “Every 60 seconds in Africa”

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 8 місяців тому +14

      @@Mrnothing152”a minute passes”

    • @Laffey99
      @Laffey99 8 місяців тому +12

      @@frostyelwood9898 "Together we can stop this!".

  • @tsaebrm3226
    @tsaebrm3226 2 роки тому +6108

    I love how almost all of The Oncelers crimes are commited in the song ”How bad can i be?”

    • @GolenCheeseIt
      @GolenCheeseIt 2 роки тому +181

      So if you're the opposite of MrBeast does that mean you take money from charity?
      or Maybe a "First to leave Circle loses $1 million" challenge coming soon?

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 2 роки тому +105

      @@GolenCheeseIt To be fair, "Last to leave circle gets $1 million" could be "i give my friends each $1 million and whoever leaves the circle loses it"

    • @flowerdia0966
      @flowerdia0966 2 роки тому +37

      HOW BA A A AD CAN I BE

    • @Linoscatz
      @Linoscatz 2 роки тому +17

      that’s when they show how many crimes he did lol

    • @Thebeast-ym2zf
      @Thebeast-ym2zf 2 роки тому +6

      @@flowerdia0966 bad

  • @Nr1PriyaHater
    @Nr1PriyaHater 2 роки тому +1980

    I like how even if Gru is tehincally a hero he has still done enough crimes to be covered in two parts(potentially more)

    • @Green.Guy.2187
      @Green.Guy.2187 2 роки тому +90

      He should do If heroes were charged for crimes as well.

    • @chadgorosaurus4898
      @chadgorosaurus4898 2 роки тому +54

      Gru seems like an antihero.

    • @Combineboy
      @Combineboy 2 роки тому +20

      Villans can be protagonists too

    • @JoLol20
      @JoLol20 2 роки тому +5

      I mean he was in 3 movies

    • @ricearoni2015
      @ricearoni2015 2 роки тому +7

      @@JoLol20 he was the main character in 4, and appeared in 5

  • @katanablade2081
    @katanablade2081 2 роки тому +2255

    It might be a stretch, but the poisoning of the minions could've also been categorized as mutilation, as El Macho disfigured them in a way that would've been permanent without the antidote created by Dr. Nefario, which El Macho never intended them to get.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 2 роки тому +145

      And human experimentation

    • @c0d3pixellette55
      @c0d3pixellette55 2 роки тому +267

      @@ked49 *Minion* experimentation, but since they are as intelligent (Kind of), show emotion, and can (Kind of) speak for themselves, it could also be considered crimes against minianity

    • @Bioinfo123
      @Bioinfo123 2 роки тому +40

      @@ked49 Technically you're right cause he did it to himself.

    • @Victoria-zl1lb
      @Victoria-zl1lb 2 роки тому +40

      He'd probably get something for that injection stuff not being approved by the fda?

    • @DaFancyBird
      @DaFancyBird 2 роки тому

      @@Bioinfo123 that's not how it works he basically used a thing to make him stronger and would probably be use of illegal drugs

  • @ZeRandomizor
    @ZeRandomizor Рік тому +1050

    What i love is that the onceler's sentence is realistic, not something like "10 trillion years," but rather something that in some cases isn't even as large of a sentence as what has been dealt out in real life. kinda fits the whole point of the movie pretty well

    • @Sharlatans
      @Sharlatans Рік тому +57

      I'm actually confused by that. Shouldn't his punishment be more severe than this? Like, if the movie is anything to go by, Onceler RENDERED EARTH UNINHABITABLE, and forced people to live in these dystopian bubble cities where even air has a price tag

    • @daveadoforblesse9710
      @daveadoforblesse9710 Рік тому +149

      @@Sharlatans thats how corportate crimes work. u mostly get a spank on the wrist and have to pay up some money

    • @Sharlatans
      @Sharlatans Рік тому +15

      @@daveadoforblesse9710 damn

    • @areldyperez8446
      @areldyperez8446 Рік тому +52

      ​@@Sharlatans I mean, not really? No one in Tneedville is going around walking with a oxygen tank to breathe, they only buy bottled air because they don't have a lot of braincells. Also, unless the earth is really flippin tiny, there's no way he _actually_ destroyed every single tree in existence, maybe just drove the Truffula trees to extinction.

    • @Sharlatans
      @Sharlatans Рік тому +21

      @@areldyperez8446 Who knows, the fate of everything outside that land was never shown to us, we never even really know what became of Onceler's estranged family, but Onceler's a cartoon villain so my instincts tell me that he really did just ruin the world.

  • @TerribleWarden
    @TerribleWarden 2 роки тому +13123

    Watching El Macho surpass the Onceler's sentence in like 10 seconds is absurdly funny

    • @commandoti8111
      @commandoti8111 2 роки тому +189

      bruh true

    • @notlightbeam4889
      @notlightbeam4889 2 роки тому +815

      Even though the onceler basically doomed the entire world

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 2 роки тому +2

      @@notlightbeam4889 close enough to Reality tbh. Heads of corporations whom Acts are destroying the planet are chilling in their villas right now. While the normal people and earth are suffering.

    • @SoupyMittens
      @SoupyMittens 2 роки тому +583

      Especially when you realize the Onceler kinda destroyed the earth

    • @tylerchiu7065
      @tylerchiu7065 2 роки тому +491

      bruh this joke video is getting a bit too realistic; the people who actually destroy the world get away with less punishment than literal cartoon villains

  • @Jazic07
    @Jazic07 2 роки тому +3197

    It’s funny because the onceler literally said to the Lorax “I haven’t done anything illegal” even though he did multiple illegal things.

    • @walker4541
      @walker4541 2 роки тому +89

      has multi million dollar fines moments (MORE THAN HE EVEN MADE from his product)

    • @viniRB5
      @viniRB5 2 роки тому +6

      Very funny☠💀💀☠

    • @dragonboyjgh
      @dragonboyjgh 2 роки тому +50

      JUST LIKE A REAL CEO

    • @Nocluereally
      @Nocluereally 2 роки тому +2

      Frrr

    • @pigeonmanepic
      @pigeonmanepic 2 роки тому +69

      Apparently he “had permits” and he has a lot of money, which sadly, is the most important thing here, making everything he is doing technically legal

  • @badynlawrence5549
    @badynlawrence5549 2 роки тому +3448

    You forgot one for El Macho. When he shows off his chest tattoo of the Mexico flag to Gru and Lucy, Gru is very uncomfortable, so it could be a charge of indecent exposure, which would nail him 5 months in jail and a $2,000 fine

    • @otheraccount903
      @otheraccount903 2 роки тому

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

    • @randomidiot8480
      @randomidiot8480 2 роки тому +626

      Not only that, having a tattoo of the Mexican flag is illegal by Mexican law

    • @ZachNarwhal
      @ZachNarwhal 2 роки тому +173

      ​@@randomidiot8480 wait what

    • @itzmea7253
      @itzmea7253 2 роки тому +76

      @@randomidiot8480 oh wow I didn’t know that

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 2 роки тому +54

      @@randomidiot8480 excuse me *what*

  • @tjrobertson9064
    @tjrobertson9064 Рік тому +261

    I find it hilarious that El Macho, in the span of 5 seconds, not only surpassed, but literally doubled the Once-Ler's charges.

  • @lordkinesis4432
    @lordkinesis4432 Рік тому +640

    COUNTERS:
    -The charity fraud may not have been intentional. That could've been Onceler's brother just scamming him since he winked at the camera after.
    -"Don't let the boot hit you on the way out." By technicality can be deemed a warning that Ted responded to, proving he heard him. Potentially halving that charge.
    -Given how old the Onceler is, there's a chance the environmental laws might've been made after his actions.
    -Gru's first assault on the minor could be deemed a mutual fight given Antonio kicked his groin prior. Unnecessary as it was, that could possibly result in a lower sentence than 10 years.

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 2 роки тому +3635

    Man, this guy really just blew up out of nowhere, to the point where he can get sponsorship deals in no time.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 роки тому +2269

    El Macho should also get charged with attempted fraud when he kidnaped the minions in the ice cream truck. Mainly because it was a fraudulent scheme to bait them into going near the ice cream truck, which was an attempt to use intentional deception to gain something of value.

    • @Hi-cm1cj
      @Hi-cm1cj 2 роки тому +48

      Damn. You got a good point there.

    • @ilikebread5891
      @ilikebread5891 2 роки тому

      @cock seriously

    • @KnightRider5001
      @KnightRider5001 2 роки тому +67

      I feel like everyone is missing that him faking his death is also quite illegal-

    • @Iced_Coffee69
      @Iced_Coffee69 2 роки тому +38

      and potential child endangerment as well, since it was shown that there were neighborhood children attracted to the ice cream truck who could have gotten caught by the trap

    • @demonetizationadministrato617
      @demonetizationadministrato617 2 роки тому

      @@KnightRider5001 faking your death isn't really illegal, its just basically impossible to do without committing a lot fraud

  • @Local_Iterator
    @Local_Iterator Рік тому +107

    *_"I have done NOTHING illegal."_* - The oncelers famous last words

  • @rayzheng8074
    @rayzheng8074 Рік тому +1020

    I love that the Onceler commits so much crimes just by creating a music video that was created without a greenscreen

  • @EmilyTheMedic
    @EmilyTheMedic Рік тому +1653

    Watching Gru's sentence immediately skyrocket back up after he was pardoned was incredibly hilarious

    • @PsychoSeven
      @PsychoSeven Рік тому +10

      Yep lol

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Рік тому +21

      I mean he is pardoned and it would treated as community service while he is working for the Anti-Villain League

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Рік тому +5

      And his sentence was a continuation.

    • @nothingnesslol9538
      @nothingnesslol9538 Рік тому +5

      Definition of “We do a little trolling”

  • @spaceacepl4636
    @spaceacepl4636 Рік тому +43

    i'd like to point out 3 other things once-ler did
    - first he deliberately drops an item (i think it was an axe or maybe a hammer) on the baby barbaloot after distracting lorax, which would probably be considered battery
    - right after that he tries to blame said barbaloot and claim that it chopped that tree, which could be considered an attempted frame-up
    - and shortly after that he was threatening lorax with said object, which is intimidation ("I would gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground!")

    • @tyler1673
      @tyler1673 6 місяців тому +1

      The only question being if that would be animal abuse or battery.

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 6 місяців тому +2

      @@tyler1673 the animals seem to have human level intelligence, so it could probably be seen as both
      or just animal abuse
      i doubt the law says anything about self aware animals, so this one is a bit of a stretch

  • @goaliecalledmike
    @goaliecalledmike 2 роки тому +3454

    I love how at one point Gru got 2 life sentences and an infinite fine yet still evaded the death penalty.

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 2 роки тому +154

      Meanwhile El Macho got 2 lmao

    • @stevele987
      @stevele987 2 роки тому +166

      To be fair, Gru didn't kill anyone whereas El Macho did more.

    • @coreywilson8161
      @coreywilson8161 2 роки тому +97

      @@stevele987 u don't have to kill someone to get death penalty gru literally stole the moon he could've littrally killed alot people

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 2 роки тому +14

      @@coreywilson8161 but there no were witnesses, ie us. So yeah... no dp

    • @coreywilson8161
      @coreywilson8161 2 роки тому +10

      @@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 u don't need a witness to get gru to death penalty lol the hell

  • @GMDTurbo
    @GMDTurbo 2 роки тому +3239

    Don’t worry guys, El Macho is immortal since his 2 life sentences evens out his 2 death penalties. Very macho indeed.

    • @fallgrief
      @fallgrief 2 роки тому

      Yoso tyure . i'm so sorry -imagine -dragons v crap c . ua-cam.com/video/bpV0Zk63kpQ/v-deo.html
      l

    • @LizardPuppet2
      @LizardPuppet2 2 роки тому +36

      wait noooo-

    • @superjumpbros64
      @superjumpbros64 2 роки тому +12

      Um

    • @SCP--oz6oz
      @SCP--oz6oz 2 роки тому +60

      Checks out

    • @xecutiongaming7227
      @xecutiongaming7227 2 роки тому +38

      @@SCP--oz6oz did the math and he’s right. Even Dr. Bright confirms that’s true.

  • @monkeypie8701
    @monkeypie8701 2 роки тому +6496

    It's incredible that El Macho gets 3 years for assulting the snake, but only 6 months for assulting a human
    The US legal system is fucked

  • @tocalilyxx
    @tocalilyxx Рік тому +16

    Actuality, you missed quite a few ones for the onceler.
    Here’s the real amount of crimes he committed:
    -Charity Fraud
    -OSHA Violations
    -Slander
    -Illegal Logging
    -Pollution
    -Eco Terrorism
    -Abuse
    -Assault And Battery
    -Reckless Endangerment
    -Environmental Laws
    -Deforestation
    He got most of them, but missed a couple. Still very funny vid and keep it up!

  • @IndigenousRealGuy
    @IndigenousRealGuy 2 роки тому +1707

    El Macho is such a gigachad that he quite literally pulled off the crime of the century and got the largest sentence in the video within 10 seconds

    • @sevoid6524
      @sevoid6524 2 роки тому +33

      Shen with Genocide, Ressurection and Usurping The Throne crimes on his lawsuit: Am I a joke to you?

    • @SpiderYeen
      @SpiderYeen 2 роки тому +8

      Not as big as Drago Bludvist.

    • @andrescampos3989
      @andrescampos3989 2 роки тому +8

      Dude's a macho

    • @joeyhartman4511
      @joeyhartman4511 2 роки тому +10

      Drago blood fist got a death penalty in the first 10 seconds

    • @doyrte
      @doyrte 2 роки тому +6

      I mean el macho wont die, he got 2 lifes and 2 deaths

  • @SimplySunky
    @SimplySunky 2 роки тому +636

    Love how Gru's sentences went from 91 years + Factory shutdown, to nothing, and went back to a factory shutdown, plus a $250k Lawsuit.

    • @ZetaxV3V0
      @ZetaxV3V0 2 роки тому +47

      And another 20 years in prision lol

    • @sephaen2934
      @sephaen2934 2 роки тому +42

      and points off his license

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 2 роки тому +17

      all within a few scene transisions

    • @fiyum333
      @fiyum333 2 роки тому +14

      and a literal infinite fine

    • @alexedc2777
      @alexedc2777 2 роки тому +4

      How do you even pardon an infinite fine

  • @TsukiKatana
    @TsukiKatana Рік тому +322

    I wonder how the Once-ler's crimes would change if the original version of "How bad can I be" was reviewed. In it, he admits he knew that creatures were dying through his habitat destruction, and didn't care. He's far more culpable in that version.

    • @TheUnprofessionalGamerYT
      @TheUnprofessionalGamerYT Рік тому +12

      how are you first in front of someone with 3.1k likes

    • @Connor_Top_Lad
      @Connor_Top_Lad Рік тому +9

      Biggering slaps

    • @yourmemes8512
      @yourmemes8512 Рік тому +2

      It could also be children and people

    • @shiny_crystal
      @shiny_crystal Рік тому +1

      i mean he still did the same things whether he knew the effects or not I think he would still get the same sentence

    • @maddiemorales1419
      @maddiemorales1419 Рік тому

      truuuueee. I swear, he'd actually be EVIL if that song was put in, yk?

  • @tigri_as_games_pl7083
    @tigri_as_games_pl7083 10 місяців тому +10

    i love the vine boom for every crime that the person got at an aftermath, its the most realistic thing to make at youtube. keep it up!

  • @tylerplayzz8697
    @tylerplayzz8697 2 роки тому +434

    If you look at it a certain way, Gru assaulting Antonio the first time could be seen as self defence since he literally had just kicked gru in the balls and you could say that grabbed him to stop him from doing it again

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 2 роки тому +11

      yeah

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 2 роки тому +13

      I think Antonio already knew how serious a kick in the balls is, before doing it to Gru, shaking him is nothing compared to that (I will not talk about the ice laser)

    • @otheraccount903
      @otheraccount903 2 роки тому

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

  • @wowgreenn
    @wowgreenn 2 роки тому +1380

    I love how El Macho got a bigger sentence than The Onceler in 7 seconds

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 Рік тому

      The onceler was just a reckless entrepreneur, el Macho is doing actually illegal things.

    • @poyraz.TV456
      @poyraz.TV456 Рік тому +11

      Ikr?

    • @TheMastermind7259
      @TheMastermind7259 Рік тому +37

      ​@@poyraz.TV456 still love once-ler more. He literally could kill the entire world with only one crime.

    • @Reddeadidiot
      @Reddeadidiot Рік тому +18

      ⁠@@TheMastermind7259 you know who are the actual villains in the Lorax? the customer’s heck in the movie people didn’t want the thneed and the onceler was going to quit than they started asking for more than he has to chop the trees down with his family and than every tree died so u can blame on the customers not the onceler.

    • @Znynpuvgr
      @Znynpuvgr Рік тому +29

      @@Reddeadidiot he didnt replant, so its still his fault

  • @jonathandeman9051
    @jonathandeman9051 2 роки тому +518

    Gru getting pardoned is really funny since stealing the moon is by far the worst crime out of any villain since it would lead to mass animal species extinction, make some regions on earth completely unlivable due to climate, and it might even lead to a civilisation endangering ice age.

    • @mattsodano6264
      @mattsodano6264 Рік тому +94

      But it's okay because he put it back before anyone noticed. Y'know, besides the surfer and the werewolf.

    • @Elipson52008
      @Elipson52008 Рік тому +36

      @@mattsodano6264 they also have no proof that he did do that

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 Рік тому +5

      In the real world yes, but in the illumination world besides the surfer and werewolf gag it showed that the moon isn’t that important to sustaining life.

  • @Akirex5000
    @Akirex5000 Рік тому +47

    Its interesting how technically the onceler could get away with most of his crime since the point of the song is that that is what most large companies actually do in real life

    • @Goofster-goober
      @Goofster-goober 6 місяців тому +4

      Let’s see if he can lobby his way outta this one

  • @recesswastaken3789
    @recesswastaken3789 2 роки тому +586

    love how the onceler spends many years committing crimes to build up to a 5.5m fine, and el macho gets 5x that in less than ten seconds

    • @bluephoenix7565
      @bluephoenix7565 2 роки тому +52

      Truly one of the greats

    • @beanburrito4405
      @beanburrito4405 2 роки тому +28

      I don’t love it, it’s too real. That someone who destroys the world would get such a relatively small crime is extremely depressing

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 2 роки тому +4

      And that is assuming the full weight of the law, when in reality a fraction of that would gappen

  • @tentaclesmod
    @tentaclesmod 2 роки тому +1049

    "Charity fraud is a serious offense" And yet the Walmart owners have yet to see a single day of prison...

    • @thetruegoldenknight
      @thetruegoldenknight 2 роки тому +59

      Makes you wonder if, maybe, evil CAN win in our universe...

    • @tentaclesmod
      @tentaclesmod 2 роки тому +103

      @@thetruegoldenknight btw, in case anyone doesn't know what I mean, Walmart gets tax breaks by donating to charity, except the Waltons also own the charity in question, and since charity only have to legally use a relatively small amount of their income in actual charity efforts (20% I think), they do exactly that and keep the rest.

    • @Recoome_Kick
      @Recoome_Kick 2 роки тому +3

      @@tentaclesmod !!RECOOME KICK!!

    • @thetruegoldenknight
      @thetruegoldenknight 2 роки тому +29

      @@tentaclesmod Also, I just realized where the name "Walmart" comes from: an abbreviation of "Waltons' Market". Off topic, but still, fun-fact...unless I am incorrect.

    • @unknown_limes
      @unknown_limes 2 роки тому +26

      @@tentaclesmod Don't forget the not-illegal-but-should-be-illegal practice of asking customers to "round up their total for charity" which is really me giving the company that money so they can make the donation n get a tax write-off. Seriously, this practice is crazy common n shouldn't be allowed, y'all just donate directly to charities you want to support. Make it a habit in your daily life instead of depending on a billion dollar corporation to do the right thing

  • @mustard9808
    @mustard9808 2 роки тому +1861

    It is a crime that "having Tumblr fangirls" was not a crime for Oncler.

    • @patrlckballing
      @patrlckballing 2 роки тому +22

      Yes

    • @Cop64
      @Cop64 2 роки тому +129

      Truely, the worst crime imaginable

    • @sweetbubblegum55
      @sweetbubblegum55 2 роки тому +181

      Its a crime that "starting the tumblr sexyman phenomenon" isn't a crime for the oncler.

    • @anarchytheangel346
      @anarchytheangel346 2 роки тому +72

      Regardless, his cell is bound to be filled with love letters from his fans 💀💀

    • @littlemau1360
      @littlemau1360 2 роки тому +48

      ​@@anarchytheangel346 Now im thinking about those people who have babies while in jail.... I think the onceler would have a lot of those

  • @edex59
    @edex59 8 місяців тому +9

    That was probably the most life saving pardon ever. Imagine being literally infinite dollars in debt, then one day, suddenly having it all pardoned, and being given an excellent job opportunity.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 роки тому +188

    The factory is also under Gru’s home which is probably a zoning code violation in both local and California state laws meaning his home would probably have to be demolished with the factory along with a fine.
    I wish I had Minions, they'd be extremely helpful not only around my palace but also working on our missile program. They have the spirit to protect a country against a big threat.

    • @guangxi1654
      @guangxi1654 2 роки тому

      Nobody gives a fuck about california

    • @mikeybroski3686
      @mikeybroski3686 2 роки тому +1

      @@guangxi1654The US economy certainly does given that California’s economy accounts for a whopping 15% of the nation’s GDP.

    • @guangxi1654
      @guangxi1654 2 роки тому +2

      @@mikeybroski3686 "Um acktually 🤓"

  • @keiraeditsstuff
    @keiraeditsstuff 2 роки тому +2143

    Love how abusing a snake is three years but grabbing someone by the head and throwing them is six months
    Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS

    • @firstNamelastName-ho6lv
      @firstNamelastName-ho6lv Рік тому +146

      Animals are people too! Think of the years of therapy for the poor snake.

    • @erenb.2806
      @erenb.2806 Рік тому +37

      Yeah cuz if humans wish snakes can go extinct pretty quickly.

    • @drzaius8430
      @drzaius8430 Рік тому +21

      @Eren B. no real lose there if it's the rattler. They number of rodents they consume doesn't come anywhere close to the damage they cause to both human and animal populations. They are like roachs, they exist but the environment won't miss them unlike Boas, we need them lol.

    • @mattsodano6264
      @mattsodano6264 Рік тому +14

      That's literally what I was thinking. It should be reversed.

    • @Urfavebrunette20
      @Urfavebrunette20 Рік тому +3

      Ikr💀

  • @violetcupcake
    @violetcupcake 2 роки тому +718

    I think it’s so bad that even when Gru’s huge past sentence is wiped clean, he still has big charge seconds later 😂

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +72

      Well hey, at least he no longer has a fine of infinity dollars

    • @violetcupcake
      @violetcupcake 2 роки тому +12

      @@JetFalcon710 True 😆

    • @otheraccount903
      @otheraccount903 2 роки тому

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +2

      @@otheraccount903 Nah, I am forever immune to this dumbass copypasta

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 2 роки тому +1

      at least now he got a sentence and fines that he can actually afford, meaning he the only one among these 3 to have a chance of comming out alive after this

  • @bonapartienne
    @bonapartienne Рік тому +18

    Also the Once-ler:
    *"I'VE DONE NOTHING ILLEGAL, I HAVE MY RIGHT."*

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 7 місяців тому +2

      He is the hero of the story. They needed to get rid of those awful things, and bring about a beautiful world like Thneedville.

  • @Wovibe
    @Wovibe 2 роки тому +347

    8:06 You could also argue a hostage charge, because Lucy was held against her will by El Macho and he threatened (later attempted) to kill her.

    • @thetester755
      @thetester755 2 роки тому +16

      To be fair his chicken did that. The attemption I mean.

    • @samdalseide5060
      @samdalseide5060 2 роки тому +5

      @@thetester755 El Macho was pushing on the button, but a Minion took the remote before he could fully press it. He attempted it.

    • @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153
      @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 2 роки тому +1

      @@samdalseide5060 that would be intent to kill, right?

    • @renatus20058
      @renatus20058 2 роки тому

      @@theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 It would be for sure.

  • @crimsondragon2711
    @crimsondragon2711 2 роки тому +933

    Honestly with how long The Onceler was in that house,its safe to say he served his sentence. Now he just need to pay the 10.5Mil he owes.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 2 роки тому +47

      I suspect he would

    • @conlooka9356
      @conlooka9356 2 роки тому +61

      @@matityaloran9157 he probably doesn't have it anymore

    • @tophatcat1173
      @tophatcat1173 2 роки тому +95

      Well even assuming that's the case, he still has 2 years to serve since he did the assault right before he left the house.

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 2 роки тому +18

      Well living in isolation of your own home doesn't count as prison. You're just living in your own home but not leaving

    • @tophatcat1173
      @tophatcat1173 2 роки тому +58

      @@David-gj9qr not prison, but you could maybe consider it like house arrest, though I don't think he has an ankle monitor on. Who knows though? we never see his ankle.

  • @MWIKnight
    @MWIKnight 2 роки тому +404

    It might be fun to have a episode showing the crimes of the heros/good guys.

  • @SammyArth
    @SammyArth Рік тому +26

    Its always nice to know that the villan probably needs multiple lives to live out his sentences

    • @ordinarylittlebastard3248
      @ordinarylittlebastard3248 Рік тому +3

      Well, except for the Once-Ler, he can legit just carry out his sentence

    • @AlephNullification
      @AlephNullification 8 місяців тому

      @@ordinarylittlebastard3248hes too big to fail anyway…
      OR IS HE

  • @charmandyorton006
    @charmandyorton006 2 роки тому +634

    I love how the corporate villains are sentenced to paying the largest fines, but very little else.

    • @MAKINOLON
      @MAKINOLON 2 роки тому +106

      Just like real life

    • @gustavolee9682
      @gustavolee9682 2 роки тому +66

      Sounds accurate to real life

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 Рік тому +12

      It honestly makes sense tho

    • @markfreenick
      @markfreenick Рік тому +7

      Couse they did not done big damage to health and did not tried to kill somebody?

    • @Driftbloondream
      @Driftbloondream Рік тому +33

      @@markfreenick oncler kinda killed the planet itself

  • @SammySamSams
    @SammySamSams 2 роки тому +195

    The onceler did 6 entire crimes in the span of 1 song, i dont want to imagine how more there would be if biggering never got cancelled

    • @poggerpanda
      @poggerpanda 2 роки тому

      INSANE!!🤑🤑🤑

    • @poggerpanda
      @poggerpanda 2 роки тому

      Onceler be like: make Thneeds=💰💰=🤑🤑=🙅‍♂🌲=🔒🏠=😃😃

    • @maddiemorales1419
      @maddiemorales1419 Рік тому

      Maybe the same, but like, it's more truly evil in biggering tho.

  • @wraithofaces
    @wraithofaces 2 роки тому +268

    I love how El Macho got both death sentences and life sentences.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 2 роки тому +7

      4 life sentences and 2 death sentences

    • @samdalseide5060
      @samdalseide5060 2 роки тому +1

      What happens there, anyway? Does he stay in prison until they have the time to execute him?

    • @amandahugenkiss2310
      @amandahugenkiss2310 2 роки тому +13

      @@samdalseide5060 That’s how the death penalty works

    • @ThePlagueDoctor1490
      @ThePlagueDoctor1490 2 роки тому +4

      @@amandahugenkiss2310 but what happens if the Prisionier dies before the Day of the Death penalty?

    • @amandahugenkiss2310
      @amandahugenkiss2310 2 роки тому +6

      @@ThePlagueDoctor1490 That’s actually very common due to the long appeal process. They don’t execute because the prisoner is already dead.

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d Рік тому +37

    11:09 I'd argue there it was self-defense as the boy kicked him in the balls first. But hey, if I were Gru's lawyer, it would be impossible to defend him from other stuff he has done lol.

    • @Mason_Blondeau
      @Mason_Blondeau Рік тому +8

      If Gru simply shoved or hit the child, I could see that being classified as self-defense, but Gru grabbed and shook him for a prolonged period of time, so I would say that charge was justified.

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 Рік тому +2

      @@Mason_Blondeau it depends on if gru shook the kid to keep him from hurting him even further. Hard to really determine that though.

  • @He.Who.Speaks
    @He.Who.Speaks 2 роки тому +161

    In my opinion the thing where he turns the minions into the purple things would be biological warfare (for reasons I would struggle to explain) which is (I think) against the Geneva convention, thus making El Macho a war criminal, and rather than him having such a sentence, would most likely be put to death via electric chair

    • @soundslikeskrillex9799
      @soundslikeskrillex9799 2 роки тому +39

      And there’d probably be also counts for each minion of mutilation, torture, and human(?) experimentation, which is most likely a war crime

    • @cb41503
      @cb41503 Рік тому +15

      @@soundslikeskrillex9799 human experimentation is a crime against humanity, so death penalty

    • @CakesAreNotTruths
      @CakesAreNotTruths Рік тому

      this means el macho commited a war crime, Poisoning, Mutilation & Brainwashing

    • @TsukiKatana
      @TsukiKatana Рік тому +2

      From the UN page: "Biological weapons disseminate disease-causing organisms or toxins to harm or kill humans, animals or plants." However you class the minions, there's the argument that was was in the syringe would be classified as a toxin given the reactions to injection. They would still have to be tried as a war criminal before execution, but there would be some serious scrutiny on the country where the operation took place.

  • @joxyver
    @joxyver 2 роки тому +139

    Gru literally after all of the sentences he had for committing the crimes he did gets taken off because of of a pardon from a secret org, he is the first villain in this entire thing to achieve that and I couldn’t be happier about it.

  • @pixiethefairycat6445
    @pixiethefairycat6445 2 роки тому +75

    I'm pretty sure the Onceler could also be charged with animal cruelty because during the song "How bad can I be?" he knocked one of the bear creatures off a little table after petting it and he also stole food from them.

  • @JustSomeSkeleman
    @JustSomeSkeleman Рік тому +10

    all the onceler had to do was use a ladder to pick the leaves off easier and he could’ve avoided at least 90% of those crimes

  • @vucic.15
    @vucic.15 2 роки тому +275

    i love how gru was pardoned then did the crimes again like he never did anything wrong in the first place

  • @Pieceofdatoast
    @Pieceofdatoast 2 роки тому +194

    Gru: *commits terrible crimes*
    Avl: He is good now :)

    • @TheRealDoggoCEO
      @TheRealDoggoCEO 2 роки тому +28

      Gru: *commits terrible crimes again like a boss*

    • @TheGoldNinja101
      @TheGoldNinja101 2 роки тому +7

      > Minions:
      Kid Gru: Assulted already defeated vilians, Theft
      Mother: Lacks supervision for Gru (What category of Charge?)

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheGoldNinja101 child neglect?

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 2 роки тому +11

      @@TheGoldNinja101 Plus, in the original Minions he stole the Crown of England, which would be considered grand larceny and possibly treason.

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 2 роки тому

      @@TheGoldNinja101 child neglect

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 2 роки тому +129

    El macho having the most sentences ever seems appropriate considering he's a legendary villain

  • @thebestauthor8212
    @thebestauthor8212 Рік тому +6

    “I haven’t done anything illegal”
    -the onceler, 2012

  • @LightningStarSC
    @LightningStarSC 2 роки тому +244

    How is it that El Macho of all characters accumulates TWO death sentences, but HOMELANDER of all villains, one who deserves one the most so far, didn't get a single one!? It's just mind-boggling.

    • @changkaishrek3071
      @changkaishrek3071 2 роки тому +51

      He’s Mexican.

    • @mcboss108
      @mcboss108 2 роки тому +7

      @@changkaishrek3071 💀

    • @Jonathonson
      @Jonathonson 2 роки тому +22

      Homelander does deserve so much worse, however he hasn’t done the same amount/scale of crimes that the Macho has done.

    • @kjtvanimations5908
      @kjtvanimations5908 2 роки тому

      @@changkaishrek3071 BRO

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 2 роки тому +6

      Homelander never committed war crimes, plus I don't think an electric chair could kill him

  • @Timeless56_No.256_a
    @Timeless56_No.256_a 2 роки тому +163

    gru's "assault of a minor" can be partially justified by self defense as it is around half of what the minor did.

    • @leoroemer6085
      @leoroemer6085 Рік тому +28

      Yeah, because Antonio struck first by kicking Gru in the nuts.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 Рік тому +9

      Very late but Antonio gets frozen in 11:11 so the “it’s half of what the minor did” argument kinda goes away. Also I don’t think Antonio struck first on the second assault.

    • @sprshb1852
      @sprshb1852 Рік тому +5

      @@d1kgaws12Yeah. In reality, I would say maybe no sentence on the first one because it was mutual. For the second one, yeah 10 years probably since this was a bit after they already tustled.

  • @_Gamer139
    @_Gamer139 Рік тому +76

    I can’t believe MOUSAIT took thee time to count every single minion in the ice cream truck scene. That just goes to show how dedicated he is.

  • @vids_0429
    @vids_0429 Рік тому +6

    I love how "Sued $250k by Minion" is an actual charge

  • @starlightdragon2665
    @starlightdragon2665 2 роки тому +389

    I love how Gru is pardoned of all his crimes; and then its immediate OSHA violations

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 2 роки тому

      Agian

    • @superplushtiman7ti075
      @superplushtiman7ti075 2 роки тому +1

      I swear that scene was before the pardon

    • @dogcat823
      @dogcat823 2 роки тому

      Give that the minions are human osha rules wouldn’t apply

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 2 роки тому

      @@dogcat823 well Tbf I don’t think it can apply since they are technically humanoid they have thumbs don’t they? Even so they can work and can have emotions so I do think OSHA rules apply or it would be animal abuse

    • @starlightdragon2665
      @starlightdragon2665 2 роки тому

      @@dogcat823 Well... they are treated like humans but thats a different story. The real concern is more that Gru is an independent employer which OSHA doesn't cover. That means worksite accidents; including to Gru since he's human, can't be covered. OSHA doesn't cover independent firms and groups who work outside certain contracts, so even if the minions could file for it, they can't get it anyway. They would have to form a Union first and then they could qualify.
      Kind of why even though they aren't human (people treat them like they are) they might get away with it if a Union Rep can say otherwise...
      Despicable Me is weird man...

  • @adamdoe2603
    @adamdoe2603 2 роки тому +169

    This is easily the best series on UA-cam I’ve seen in months

  • @SoupyMittens
    @SoupyMittens 2 роки тому +221

    I love how the guy that basically ruined most of the earth got a shorter sentence and smaller fine than the guy who just abducted some off brand sponge bobs

  • @Mister_silas
    @Mister_silas Рік тому +15

    “And this poor minion getting physical damage to his head”
    10:17
    The minions have been on earth since the Stone Age they went through all the events that happened to earth they experienced the Napoleon war Independence Day
    D day
    World war 1
    World war 2
    Vietnam war
    And Covid 19
    Although the only thing they like is bananas is which is SUS📸
    Their live are still normal for all of eternity they will experience every day as it was like yesterday cause minions lives are just sad cause they will just witness every get destroyed and rebuilt again until it stops
    And they are still there sitting and just doing what they like too do all day long
    So get a brief view on the things minions experience in their daily lives although they are cute they have witnessed everything

  • @BradyReview
    @BradyReview 2 роки тому +411

    Considering how El Macho’s sentence consists of 200 years, that’s roughly two lifespans. Makes sense.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 2 роки тому +58

      He also has two death sentences.

    • @DrippycatBigmoney69
      @DrippycatBigmoney69 2 роки тому +39

      @@deleetiusproductions3497 And two life sentances, so 6-7 lives.

    • @BradyReview
      @BradyReview 2 роки тому +16

      That’s right. Assuming if the average lifespan is 70 or 80 years.

    • @nununununi4840
      @nununununi4840 2 роки тому +5

      @@DrippycatBigmoney69 life sentence isn’t for life it’s 25 years

    • @BradyReview
      @BradyReview 2 роки тому +5

      @@nununununi4840 True, but he already has a sentence of 200 yrs+, he’ll be long gone in prison regardless.

  • @DarknessOfRedbone
    @DarknessOfRedbone 2 роки тому +62

    I love how Gru gets pardoned for his previous crimes just to get sued by a minion

  • @esfil8849
    @esfil8849 2 роки тому +142

    Honestly, counting Onceler`s revenue at 1:20 and counting minions at 5:40 show how brutal this guy investigates the details of movies.
    Also, congratultions on getting sponsored! Your content deserves to be paid

  • @M0gicus
    @M0gicus Рік тому +8

    8:57 how the heck do you charge someone for both death and life penalty
    9:44 that was the ultimate joke and a massive comeback from Gru.

  • @Amary_llis
    @Amary_llis 2 роки тому +100

    1:45 For the Onceler, maybe, even if this is in a musical sequence, considering the speakers are depicted to be large enough to blow over several trees, it should definitely count as disturbing the peace (Noise Disturbance) ( According to google, it is illegal for any resident to knowingly create loud and unreasonable noises as a means of disturbing another.) this could land him with 90 days in prison and a maximum fine of 400 dollars. Also, considering the size of the speakers, it definitely left a few people deaf, which would probably count as assault in some form

    • @arianamauery9281
      @arianamauery9281 Рік тому +7

      That’s a good point

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 Рік тому +12

      It wouldn't be considered assault but battery. Assault is threatening someone while Battery is actually injuring someone

    • @eraser2592
      @eraser2592 Рік тому +1

      I never noticed that as a crime

    • @piracy_gd
      @piracy_gd Рік тому +3

      To be fair the onceler is depicted as tall in that scene too, but he isn’t as tall really

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 10 місяців тому +1

      the story is from the past thought. how much of this was punished in the 70s?

  • @grass8776
    @grass8776 2 роки тому +61

    El Macho: *Recieves 253.5 years in prison, two death sentences and two life sentences*
    Also El Macho: So what?

  • @xreverse_f1ash
    @xreverse_f1ash Рік тому +102

    I love how the onceler was instantly charged when the boot hit the kid 🤣

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 Рік тому +2

      He was kind enough to warm him, at least… 😅

  • @atcraft1070
    @atcraft1070 Рік тому +5

    Technically the Lorax could get a similar prison sentence as the Once-ler since in the movie he puts the Bed that the Once-ler is sleeping on into a river, which is not only unlawfully driving someone off their land, but could be charged as attempted murder, leading the Lorax to be given a 5-15 year prison sentence and a 50 - 100,000 fine!

  • @M.J44
    @M.J44 2 роки тому +199

    It would be nice if you cited the laws from the specific countries of origin. For the onceler, the movie is full of American accents, and Dr. Seuss was American.
    El Macho was Mexican (IIRC)
    I think you get the idea

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 2 роки тому +31

      but he is in America and commits war crimes

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 2 роки тому +9

      @@SirToaster9330 But he goes to not america and commits war crimes there

  • @red_seamus8119
    @red_seamus8119 2 роки тому +117

    I'd say El Macho mutating the minions would constitute human experimentation. They aren't by definition "humans" but are sapient enough to have culture and fundamental language so it works

    • @kabeam5643
      @kabeam5643 2 роки тому +8

      it could also go as mutilation because there wasnt a cure at thst time

    • @danytwos
      @danytwos 2 роки тому

      @@kabeam5643 mutilation and brain washing

  • @marconaples8114
    @marconaples8114 2 роки тому +36

    Illumination: We make family friendly movies!
    Also Illumination: *shows scenes with Kidnapping, Mass poisoning, Animal abuse, and Assault*

    • @TheGoldNinja101
      @TheGoldNinja101 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think it's mass poisoning, but it's mass mutation and mass mind control.

    • @leandraferesthogar7249
      @leandraferesthogar7249 2 роки тому +7

      But it's okay cause no human is ever gored 😁

    • @Duke-1-m4u
      @Duke-1-m4u 2 роки тому +5

      AND A WAR CRIMINAL BEHIND ALL OF IT

    • @leandraferesthogar7249
      @leandraferesthogar7249 2 роки тому +1

      @@Duke-1-m4u tbf beinf a war criminal is surprisingly common in fiction

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 2 роки тому +1

      but it's animated!

  • @AttemptedBattery
    @AttemptedBattery 4 місяці тому +2

    2:14 I love hod Ted just becomes a blurred mess when the boot hits him

  • @idoewjiofejw
    @idoewjiofejw 2 роки тому +378

    “He would get six months for the assault, three years for the snake abuse…” ah yes we have a perfect legal system

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 2 роки тому +30

      but, the snek! Plus, I doubt the guy was seriously injured

    • @RRRR-jr1gp
      @RRRR-jr1gp 2 роки тому +26

      I mean, this guy is not a lawyer to my knowledge so this isn't gonna be like SUPER accurate

    • @beaner1014
      @beaner1014 2 роки тому +6

      If we're gonna fine people for hurting animals then we might as well fine the animals too

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 роки тому +17

      @@beaner1014 Two problems.
      1) you cannot fine an animal because you can't serve them in court
      2) Theres a huge difference between harming an animal for enjoyment or no reason at all and an animal hurting another animal for sustenance and/or self defense.

    • @elainadeeter9788
      @elainadeeter9788 2 роки тому +2

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim yeah, and maybe the animal is protected by law or something.

  • @PotatoBlox
    @PotatoBlox 2 роки тому +252

    Get Ready For The… “Let’s just appreciate the hard work this guy puts into his vids to make us laugh”

    • @otheraccount903
      @otheraccount903 2 роки тому +1

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

  • @darkyboode3239
    @darkyboode3239 2 роки тому +143

    In animated movies, they really should consider adding in handrails to factories so that the characters don’t violate OSHA.

    • @Ulaanbasaar
      @Ulaanbasaar Рік тому

      That would matter if El Macho wasn’t charged with:
      Grand larceny
      Smuggling
      Mass kidnapping
      Assault and battery (3 times)
      Animal abuse
      Property damage
      Bank robbery
      Grand theft auto
      Mass poisoning
      Fucking WAR CRIMES
      Crimes against peace
      Child endangerment
      First degree attempted murder
      Assault with murder intentions
      Framing

    • @AnnPolk-vu6mj
      @AnnPolk-vu6mj Рік тому +1

      I know right but I also found this funny

  • @ejumper_09
    @ejumper_09 Рік тому +7

    i love how all of el macho's crimes were either kidnapping or assult lmao

  • @crnchi
    @crnchi 2 роки тому +51

    The onceler actually has a repayable debt compared to most other villains getting death upon death or life upon life sentence.

    • @smell4685
      @smell4685 Рік тому +7

      Yeah. Dude's probably rich enough for the fine, and with good behaviour the guy could be out in 5 years.

    • @areldyperez8446
      @areldyperez8446 Рік тому +7

      ​@@smell4685 "good behavior" mans could literally just puppydog eye the entire court and is inmediatley pardoned /j

  • @arandomdog754
    @arandomdog754 2 роки тому +33

    I would have to disagree on the whole “minion with a jar stuck to his head sues gru and has to under go therapy” argument. As shown in the minions movie, minions are indestructible and will follow their boss no matter what. So not only does his loyalty keep him from suing, but also the lack of damage done to the minion would also keep him from filing a lawsuit.

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg3108 Рік тому +33

    When it was revealed that Lucy was strapped to a rocket, you could've also tacked on a lot of years for numreous counts of illegal possession of a destructive device (explosives). Also it wouldn't be a stretch to guess that they were stolen, purchased, and sold illegally.

    • @Hawks1908
      @Hawks1908 Рік тому +1

      And assaulting a federal officer as well

  • @windws7137
    @windws7137 Рік тому +3

    Oh my god it looks epic, imagine a cartoon where villian is getting all those charges, fees and sentences with this style (danganronpa/ace attorney) that would be fire

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 2 роки тому +60

    You forgot the food cleanliness violations in Gru's factory.
    We see in 10:44 some of the jam in the process is left behind with no clear option for cleaning it out, nor a window of time to clean it out as since this is such a big machine for one batch Try would have to sacrifice time and energy lowering in and pulling out minions to clean up the leftovers. Which Gru doesn't seem to be doing, leaving the jam to rot and contaminate future batches.
    Not only that but the minions that are squishing the fruit seem to be wearing regular workshoes, which might be why the jam tastes awful.

    • @lukecona2749
      @lukecona2749 2 роки тому +11

      *Not only that but the minions that are squishing the fruit seem to be wearing regular workshoes, which might be why the jam tastes awful.*
      I'M LITERALLY DYING AT THIS!

  • @NightrageTheFox
    @NightrageTheFox 2 роки тому +51

    At 10:39 I'm just imagining that minion in therapy as part of the movie
    Therapist: So what brings you in today?
    Minion: Babado, Gabofee Di Tor.
    Therapist: ...Uh huh.

    • @diegonadabcelestra7330
      @diegonadabcelestra7330 Рік тому

      It's a mix for all of the languages of the world

    • @LeanderOnYoutube
      @LeanderOnYoutube 10 місяців тому

      ​@@diegonadabcelestra7330estás Højre, Derudover er du en *Intello*

    • @IlanSaysHi
      @IlanSaysHi 7 місяців тому

      @@diegonadabcelestra7330a mix of a few languages + gibberish

  • @thatscrazy4820
    @thatscrazy4820 Рік тому +52

    I don’t think the Once-ler is truly a “villain”, he’s just a portrayal of when people let greed take control of their lives.

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod Рік тому +3

      True dat

    • @amayonaise9364
      @amayonaise9364 Рік тому +6

      yeah and his mum made him do it too

    • @carla-ge3ys
      @carla-ge3ys Рік тому +3

      agree it was his mums fault

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 Рік тому +3

      ​@@carla-ge3ysWhile people likely will harp on it as an "excuse", it does make some sense - after all, he originally wasn't sure how to go about the Thneeds, and his mother gave him a suggestion, which he obliged to, eventually getting drunk on the corporate greed as he spiraled down further into it

    • @personfromtds7324
      @personfromtds7324 11 місяців тому

      modern game devs should watch the lorax

  • @epicgamer3542
    @epicgamer3542 Рік тому +5

    I do have a defense for El Macho (even though it’s not gonna do much) this also applies to the Onceler: They have been in hiding for definitely more than seven years, which is long enough for it to be looked over I’m pretty sure, unless they did something serious like kill someone. They were considered dangerous and did endanger people but weren’t shown actually killing them or causing too much damage to them.

  • @simonfrancis9009
    @simonfrancis9009 2 роки тому +51

    The way you said " *give him another death penalty* " made my day 🎉
    Also the "copyright song replacement song" is such a vibe!

  • @oneAndyHicks
    @oneAndyHicks 2 роки тому +130

    Could turning the minions into those purple things be Mutilation?

    • @user-cvbnm
      @user-cvbnm 2 роки тому +22

      Possibly

    • @ubhumma
      @ubhumma 2 роки тому +6

      My exact thoughts

    • @gareb3ar17
      @gareb3ar17 2 роки тому +27

      Also chemical warfare plus creation of bio weapons

    • @jonathansayah9506
      @jonathansayah9506 2 роки тому +24

      Non-consensual drugging and enslavement might also work for that even if it's not mutilation

    • @NOVABLASTER
      @NOVABLASTER 2 роки тому +4

      Until we find out if it can be reversed. Then yes

  • @supertrike5893
    @supertrike5893 2 роки тому +63

    I love how El Macho has the biggest crime counts (so far) in Illumination villan count. Ironic considering he is like one of the nicest villans of all time

    • @1597B
      @1597B 2 роки тому +6

      He's the Tighten of Illumination by that regard.

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 2 роки тому +1

      yeah XD

  • @UnitedStatesofAmerica41
    @UnitedStatesofAmerica41 Рік тому +2

    It's funny how most of Once-lers crimes are committed during the song "How bad can I be?"

  • @calgy6144
    @calgy6144 2 роки тому +102

    I think it’s important to talk about the mental fatigue characters like these place on others. NO ONE talks about the therapy many people need after they interact with these evil shenanigans!

    • @otheraccount903
      @otheraccount903 2 роки тому

      WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 2 роки тому +1

      He did mention the Minion who got his head stuffed in a jar.

  • @bestservedrandom2892
    @bestservedrandom2892 2 роки тому +32

    this pretty much applies to anyone interested in pursuing criminal law, but it's funny to know what our childhood villains are liable for if, of course, the authorities are able to catch them.

  • @justyourtypicalgamer2558
    @justyourtypicalgamer2558 2 роки тому +106

    Plot twist of the century 9:45

    • @050_WeiXian
      @050_WeiXian 2 роки тому +1

      What’s the music?

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 роки тому

      Ok just for the record this is cause of employment negligence

    • @mariavictoriaantipolo1994
      @mariavictoriaantipolo1994 2 роки тому +1

      what avl pardon mean

    • @SCR33NH3AD
      @SCR33NH3AD 2 роки тому +4

      @@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 the AVL gave some amnesty for responsibility for crimes from the last video

    • @hyperscepthical-end
      @hyperscepthical-end Рік тому +4

      @@mariavictoriaantipolo1994he got excused of all of his crimes and didn’t have to pay/ or have anything because he helped avl/ica/cia/fbi/swat/police and more for getting rid of some criminals, and in the end it was still a little.

  • @Irish_Mann
    @Irish_Mann Рік тому +1

    You never realize how many crimes people commit in movies until these videos

  • @patrlckballing
    @patrlckballing 2 роки тому +36

    8:00 you could also make a case for him owning weapons of mass destruction, that missile could easily destroy an entire city.

    • @patrlckballing
      @patrlckballing 2 роки тому +5

      Knowing he also launched this later in the movie, it’s presumed this results in thousands of homicides, warranting hundreds of death penalties. (1 per 100)

    • @palomaelegante
      @palomaelegante 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@patrlckballing yes

  • @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749
    @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 2 роки тому +69

    El Macho truly is something special to have two life sentences and death penalties at the same time. 😂

  • @carmelacorpuz114
    @carmelacorpuz114 2 роки тому +28

    9:19 the ASSAULT sign popping up after this was funny af

  • @aydenlokey3641
    @aydenlokey3641 8 місяців тому +1

    Gru: gets pardoned
    Also Gru: This ruins my score, let me counteract that.