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  • @Tabbes
    @Tabbes  7 років тому +5492

    Thumbnail is poorly made IknowIknow, it'll be fixed the few mins I have when I come back home

    • @sonial.3332
      @sonial.3332 7 років тому +20

      Tabbes always looking forward to your stuff girl. Great way to start this Sunday :D

    • @bubblestheamiibotrainer2663
      @bubblestheamiibotrainer2663 7 років тому +9

      Tabbes Notice me

    • @subtowolfinacan9122
      @subtowolfinacan9122 7 років тому +6

      Tabbes random edgy meme

    • @sonial.3332
      @sonial.3332 7 років тому +11

      Tabbes oh btw the worst is French fries 🍟 with Mayo instead of ketchup. 😷

    • @nethaye
      @nethaye 7 років тому +2

      Tabbes Hi.

  • @p1xiieeq
    @p1xiieeq 4 роки тому +2535

    "I know how to keep my man"
    "Is he still with you?"
    The real question is, does she even have one in the first place?

    • @HelIish
      @HelIish 4 роки тому +70

      her bf is a fictional character

    • @floof7572
      @floof7572 4 роки тому +43

      her boyfriend is elmo, heavy from tf2, mickey mouse, or some random person like that lol

    • @mahnoormoonlight3718
      @mahnoormoonlight3718 4 роки тому +21

      Probs talking about a Ken doll

    • @田-r6k
      @田-r6k 4 роки тому +38

      “I know how to keep my man”
      “..from eating dinner”

    • @John-marston1899
      @John-marston1899 3 роки тому +6

      OOOOOOOOOH no seriously though get wrekt

  • @valeriaiguess1090
    @valeriaiguess1090 5 років тому +452

    I was born in delaware and raised in delaware and still live there now and i have never seen or heard of that before in my life.

    • @michaela5287
      @michaela5287 5 років тому +11

      Thank God!!! 🙏😨

    • @rico7846
      @rico7846 5 років тому +12

      I was going to Delaware but I saw THIS but now that you said it was fake, I feel MUCH SAFER BECAUSE I WAS IMAGINING THAT A DELAWARE PEEP WAS GONNA MAKE ME EAT IT! (Sorry for my bad English, it's not my native language)

    • @camilasshow563
      @camilasshow563 5 років тому +4

      Same though... like why would you eat that anyway?? That's hella nasty.

    • @rosesandcats4865
      @rosesandcats4865 5 років тому +2

      Omg I thought I was going insane thank god

    • @hokmabattle3
      @hokmabattle3 5 років тому

      Thank God

  • @spugnoxngubcux9801
    @spugnoxngubcux9801 3 роки тому +589

    Once in high school, someone left their “creation” at the salad bar. It was two chocolate chip cookies glued together with ketchup

  • @kraken_05515
    @kraken_05515 4 роки тому +946

    "They're not simple mistakes, those people are the mistakes"
    I mean, she got a point

  • @infinitelillyflower8058
    @infinitelillyflower8058 7 років тому +249

    she killed me when she said "is he still with you?"

  • @Sjsnanasksksn
    @Sjsnanasksksn 3 роки тому +2204

    This is what Gordon Ramsey sees in sleep paralysis

  • @fliffy4580
    @fliffy4580 3 роки тому +175

    This takes the meaning of "You don't have to be a chef to know your food is bad" to a whole new level.

  • @25geagle
    @25geagle 3 роки тому +4981

    Everyone gangsta till Gordon Ramsey and Tabbes team up.

  • @sparriax3379
    @sparriax3379 4 роки тому +462

    2:10 “I know how to keep my man”
    *Lmfao that’s the best way to lose your man*

    • @jaiparks450
      @jaiparks450 4 роки тому +22

      "I know how to keep my man"
      Yeah, you know how to keep him away

    • @bookaddictedswiftie3677
      @bookaddictedswiftie3677 4 роки тому +20

      she never said she was gonna keep her man alive...

    • @johnjunkersfeld2964
      @johnjunkersfeld2964 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, I’d eat it if the eggs were scrambled, the corn was better separated, and the macaroni were elbows.

    • @Rain_Zx
      @Rain_Zx 4 роки тому

      It was all right

    • @cindyre8830
      @cindyre8830 4 роки тому

      Sparriax I know right

  • @catmanyt2915
    @catmanyt2915 3 роки тому +1482

    This is just what They feed us in school

    • @michaelfurlow8590
      @michaelfurlow8590 3 роки тому +18

      Aww same

    • @Marcel-ln4io
      @Marcel-ln4io 3 роки тому +25

      They feed me crap and leftover from the elementary

    • @smilemore3940
      @smilemore3940 3 роки тому +18

      One time I tried to cook for my niece and I burnt the burgers. Until they were completely black. She said 'it's ok I eat worse stuff in school's and are the whole thing.

    • @HHLucifer666
      @HHLucifer666 3 роки тому +12

      The pizzas at my high school tasted like cardboard and paint

    • @Jackalopesnum1fan
      @Jackalopesnum1fan 3 роки тому +8

      The rice at my old school tasted like mud-

  • @pinkfrosteddonut1915
    @pinkfrosteddonut1915 3 роки тому +80

    i remember watching this when it came out I laughed thinking how stupid this was, now a culinary arts student finding everything in the video repulsive.

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 4 роки тому +5634

    The worst food atrocities are school lunches.

    • @Girlrottr
      @Girlrottr 4 роки тому +68

      Wait so your telling me there are no TACOS at lunch or SPAGETTI?!

    • @Notleethebee100
      @Notleethebee100 4 роки тому +125

      Bruh you ain't seen crap unless you saw my school burgers it is p i n k

    • @shanaviapearson5384
      @shanaviapearson5384 4 роки тому +18

      Your right

    • @Melanch0lic_
      @Melanch0lic_ 4 роки тому +47

      Fuck School Food.

    • @josieschutt7868
      @josieschutt7868 4 роки тому +18

      True dat 💯%

  • @2rreall
    @2rreall 4 роки тому +801

    Tabbes being a food critic for five minutes and 27 seconds straight

    • @iceknightcoolhalfrobot2563
      @iceknightcoolhalfrobot2563 3 роки тому +12

      More like gordon ramsay by just swearing

    • @cyclyasislxnu
      @cyclyasislxnu 3 роки тому +3

      alt title

    • @2rreall
      @2rreall 3 роки тому +3

      @@iceknightcoolhalfrobot2563 yasss

    • @agh7st
      @agh7st 3 роки тому +1

      not really being a food critic, just common sense

    • @2rreall
      @2rreall 3 роки тому

      @@agh7st still tho

  • @hypedragon2197
    @hypedragon2197 6 років тому +2260

    I know how to keep my man ..
    A good distance from me

  • @azula292
    @azula292 2 роки тому +29

    It's ramadan and i'm so damn hungry so i decided to watch this and now feel like i'll never be able to eat again. Thank you Tabbes

  • @acehoney7061
    @acehoney7061 3 роки тому +282

    I freaking love
    4:22
    “ I can’t even get mad I just feel bad.”

  • @gabbydestroyer0837
    @gabbydestroyer0837 5 років тому +5341

    I am from Delaware and that is not how we eat 🤮

    • @hugovelazquez9073
      @hugovelazquez9073 5 років тому +211

      Yeah we don’t eat that

    • @gabbydestroyer0837
      @gabbydestroyer0837 5 років тому +133

      @@hugovelazquez9073 at least someone agrees

    • @NightQuib
      @NightQuib 5 років тому +144

      Go jump that person now

    • @InMyBunnySuit
      @InMyBunnySuit 5 років тому +199

      I know, what the hell were they on when they made that shit. Delaware has a ton of bomb ass restaurants to pick from and you choose to put lucky charms in a damn dill pickle

    • @devilbowser253
      @devilbowser253 5 років тому +68

      Thank you for confirming that frankenfood is not what you eat because I have never been to Delaware

  • @CrackKiller-he9mk
    @CrackKiller-he9mk 5 років тому +938

    First photo: *pops up*
    Me: *Loads gun* Everyday we stray further from God.

  • @pomikiscool
    @pomikiscool 3 роки тому +42

    5:10 imagine giving that bowl to people with peanut allergies and say ¨its just m&ms duuuude¨

  • @gaan792
    @gaan792 7 років тому +637

    2:08 "I know how to keep my man"
    Yea away from you 🔥

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 7 років тому +11

      Lilac Rious OOOOOHHHHHHHHH! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @miloformiles
      @miloformiles 7 років тому +6

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @marcusp5787
      @marcusp5787 7 років тому +22

      I know haw to keep my man
      With another women

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +11

      In her basement. Where she force-feeds him sweet corn.

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 6 років тому +9

      I know how to keep my man
      In the bathroom, at 3 am, hunched over the toilet?

  • @suflace4306
    @suflace4306 4 роки тому +476

    1:43 Me who had an aunt at Delaware:
    Also, never seen anyone eat that during my visits...

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 4 роки тому +6

      Joe biden is offended

    • @libraeevee9467
      @libraeevee9467 4 роки тому +4

      I don’t wanna know what the person who made was thinking
      (Not hating towards you cause y’know)

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 3 роки тому

      @C Sylve sorry I dont care about your silly American politics

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 3 роки тому

      @C Sylve cos your politics are funny, Australian politics are boring

    • @Joy-hz4sz
      @Joy-hz4sz 3 роки тому +3

      I live in Delaware and I say this once and only once, WTF EATS THIS? Like seriously I’ve lived in Delaware my entire life and not once have I seen anyone or myself eat that 😂

  • @whodoesyt555
    @whodoesyt555 5 років тому +406

    I know how to keep my man
    A billion light years away from me

  • @GRey-sn9ht
    @GRey-sn9ht 2 роки тому +27

    Ah yes, the perfect video to watch when you're hungry but don't wanna/can't eat so you destroy your appetite

  • @sunnyiesideup7115
    @sunnyiesideup7115 7 років тому +701

    Tabbes: turn away if your eating good food
    Me: *vIOLENTLY SHOVES PAN-FRIED NOODLES INTO MOUTH-*

  • @thedangmullet
    @thedangmullet 5 років тому +513

    I know how to keep my man
    12345 light years away from me

    • @thedangmullet
      @thedangmullet 5 років тому +3

      @TheGaming nugget 1st I do play roblox my user is *XXroblox_chickXX*

    • @notme7851
      @notme7851 5 років тому

      Do yu even got a man

    • @thedangmullet
      @thedangmullet 5 років тому

      @@notme7851 who me

    • @notme7851
      @notme7851 5 років тому

      @@thedangmullet yea you bro, who else

    • @thedangmullet
      @thedangmullet 5 років тому

      @@notme7851 yeap I do

  • @kristinkamel9753
    @kristinkamel9753 6 років тому +253

    2:11
    "I know how to keep my man!"
    *away from you*

    • @howcas8744
      @howcas8744 6 років тому +4

      Holy ****, genius!

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos 6 років тому +2

      I mean it looks like someone had left overs and was like '......eh?' *shrugs, pops it in a bowl and microwaves it*

    • @bensonchen5008
      @bensonchen5008 6 років тому +1

      That’s what I wS gonna say

    • @ouelly777
      @ouelly777 6 років тому +1

      that's what I was thinking.

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 6 років тому +2

      “_i know how to keep my man!!_”
      *in the fucking emergency ward*

  • @guniverse.5847
    @guniverse.5847 Місяць тому +5

    1:43 Born in Delaware and lived there for ten years. I’ve never seen that in my life… uh… we’ve got scrapple?

  • @mac2584
    @mac2584 4 роки тому +210

    “I know how to keep my man”
    Yeah, keep him AWAY from you

  • @topdogplayer7202
    @topdogplayer7202 5 років тому +412

    1:59
    Girl: "I know how to keep
    mah man"
    Me: yeah, away

    • @cinnamonkittamon
      @cinnamonkittamon 5 років тому +5

      More like how to keep her man in the basement

    • @niknackcreations7586
      @niknackcreations7586 5 років тому +1

      Me: Yeah on the other side of earth from you

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 5 років тому

      @@cinnamonkittamon She isn't going to keep him in the basement. Trailers don't have basements.

    • @frisk3864
      @frisk3864 5 років тому

      Topdog Player lol also her username was ugly Betsy XD

    • @chikoritaandgrowlithearegr7277
      @chikoritaandgrowlithearegr7277 5 років тому

      OoooOOoOOoOOOo!!!

  • @loveyourself8638
    @loveyourself8638 5 років тому +332

    I live in Delaware and I never ever saw nor ate that in my life

    • @whynot6353
      @whynot6353 5 років тому +4

      Cpt Dinosaur HAHA

    • @skoolshootr
      @skoolshootr 5 років тому +8

      @Cpt Dinosaur stop trying to push your favorite snack onto everyone else 😂

    • @CorvidusStupidus
      @CorvidusStupidus 5 років тому +8

      Bin waitin to see the comment denying the monstrosity that is pickle cereal

    • @ilush46
      @ilush46 5 років тому +1

      Love Yourself haha Delaware sucks

    • @WassupSpooks
      @WassupSpooks 5 років тому

      I mean... you did just see it😂😂

  • @Thatonepersononline
    @Thatonepersononline 3 роки тому +22

    As someone who genuinely LOVES food, this was painful to watch.

  • @LukeOrSomething
    @LukeOrSomething 7 років тому +1218

    Your probably the most savage animator I know. Keep on doing what you are doing, your awesome and have motivated me to keep on doing what I do on UA-cam also ;) I'm excited to see how fast you can grow (despite you being at over 200k)

  • @louie.4047
    @louie.4047 5 років тому +589

    i’m from delaware, and that person is gonna get JUMPED.

    • @hamburger4626
      @hamburger4626 5 років тому +12

      nova 3001 break his knees

    • @LampWithLegs
      @LampWithLegs 5 років тому +10

      Use a shotgun

    • @deadflag7030
      @deadflag7030 5 років тому

      You gross

    • @louie.4047
      @louie.4047 5 років тому +13

      Tay Swag thanks for calling me gross for being born in a location you dislike, a factor I CANT CONTROL.

    • @YashaD
      @YashaD 5 років тому

      SNAP HIS NEAK.....wut someone said brake his knees

  • @averagecommenter102
    @averagecommenter102 3 роки тому +478

    "I know how to keep my man" no, he throws away his dishes and orders something else. He stays with you for the money.

  • @soulcoastmk2366
    @soulcoastmk2366 3 роки тому +8

    never fails to bring a smile to my face.

  • @princesseri-chan931
    @princesseri-chan931 4 роки тому +1185

    I am from Delaware and we don’t eat that Who ever did that there getting jumped bye the Delaware community!

  • @elementgreen1059
    @elementgreen1059 5 років тому +316

    "I know how to keep mah men"
    Me: if he enjoyed that, you can keep him

  • @iabsolutelyhavenoidea4951
    @iabsolutelyhavenoidea4951 4 роки тому +213

    2:10 "i know how to keep my man"
    "Stay 3 countries away from me"

  • @supersketchy3824
    @supersketchy3824 3 роки тому +6

    This is like the first video of hers ive watched and I already love her

  • @rubixqbe7998
    @rubixqbe7998 7 років тому +283

    Cancel all of my plans, Tabbes uploaded.

    • @carlyrodriguez7871
      @carlyrodriguez7871 7 років тому

      Q The Otaku lol same

    • @fraguess
      @fraguess 7 років тому +9

      You don't have to cancel your plans, the video is only 5:27

    • @sare7777
      @sare7777 7 років тому +1

      Q The Otaku ii

  • @woodenaiden2054
    @woodenaiden2054 4 роки тому +272

    4:53 Y’know that would actually be alright without the Skittles, then it would just be chocolate and peanut butter flavors...mmmm.

    • @GIWE2024
      @GIWE2024 3 роки тому +7

      I'd eat it with the Skittles

    • @bblooyay4137
      @bblooyay4137 3 роки тому +20

      @@GIWE2024 you evil evil thing

    • @jaylindsey8508
      @jaylindsey8508 3 роки тому +18

      @@GIWE2024 THATS HIM RIGHT THERE OFFICER! YEP COME ON IN!

    • @AuroraAquarius
      @AuroraAquarius 3 роки тому +1

      I don't like peanut butter, wait no I hate peanut butter so if someone did that to me I would unfriend them

    • @SmitteaKat
      @SmitteaKat 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah... mmm...
      No jokes I actually hate skittles they make my hands colorful and sticky

  • @randomoreo4801
    @randomoreo4801 5 років тому +1941

    To the person who mixed m&m's, Skittles and, Reese's Pieces.....
    WE NEED TO TALK
    Edit: some of y'all are pretty dim ITS A JOKE CHILL

    • @sydneyalyssa170
      @sydneyalyssa170 5 років тому +25

      Periodt

    • @nintendoryan8084
      @nintendoryan8084 5 років тому +87

      Honestly the combination sounds good (please don’t hate me)

    • @wendyzelaya182
      @wendyzelaya182 5 років тому +22

      random oreo actually I would try it like that XD but if there's GUM mixed in then HE'LL NO

    • @shadeshadow007
      @shadeshadow007 5 років тому +22

      I did that once.... i didnt tell anyone. best. idea. EVER!!!

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 5 років тому

      Your soul is mine!!!!

  • @lindachatelain9787
    @lindachatelain9787 3 роки тому +5

    This one is like my favorite one in the whole entire world that you were posted thank you so much tags for giving me something to actually watch watch that I actually like watching and also listening to thanks bye tabs

  • @vlliage6409
    @vlliage6409 4 роки тому +769

    I like mixing skittles, m&ms, and Reece’s pieces together. They taste bad all together but it slows me down because Ihave to eat one at a time. Then I don’t eat 17 bags in 5 minutes

  • @snaxol4815
    @snaxol4815 5 років тому +1639

    Tabbes : "But That's just A Theory"
    My Mind : *A GAME THEORY*

    • @violetlover3628
      @violetlover3628 5 років тому +38

      And cut

    • @stephstfu760
      @stephstfu760 5 років тому +29

      A FILM THEORY ANDDDD CUT. (other Chanel)

    • @starluverr
      @starluverr 5 років тому +16

      or AAAAAAAAAA FILM THEORY

    • @aqeemhd472
      @aqeemhd472 5 років тому +10

      game theory fan is *HERE*

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 5 років тому +7

      A COOKING THEORY!

  • @SvenInMotion
    @SvenInMotion 7 років тому +405

    I got food poisoning just by watching this, what the hell is this?!

    • @benpal6914
      @benpal6914 7 років тому +1

      SvenInMotion lol

    • @ThePyschicBuzz
      @ThePyschicBuzz 7 років тому +6

      SvenInMotion pls look at the top comments

    • @grumblegrapes7950
      @grumblegrapes7950 7 років тому

      It is cancer, my dude. Or, just really bad indigestion crap with a bow wrapped up in a toilet paper wrapping paper given to you for your b-day.

  • @brycewebb4344
    @brycewebb4344 3 роки тому +7

    Bug: *Crawls onto my computer screen*
    Me: "Oh, I should kill it, lemme get a tiss-"
    Bug: *flies at my face*
    Me: 0:20

  • @keiralynn3817
    @keiralynn3817 6 років тому +345

    I have been disrespected, born and raised in Delaware I hereby spit on that monstrosity of a person. I have never seen cereal in a pickle in my entire life

  • @Asadlonelyunicorn928
    @Asadlonelyunicorn928 5 років тому +6927

    *You ain’t from America.*
    *Unless you eat memes.*

  • @rexysmile
    @rexysmile 5 років тому +229

    I feel so bad for the stomachs that had to digest these things

    • @owlsmile3700
      @owlsmile3700 4 роки тому +14

      I bet they didn’t even eat it

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 4 роки тому +1

      I don't
      Because yeah, they didn't eat it, and if they did I hope they choked
      Y'all gonna make this shit and post it on the internet, you better eat it

    • @Spiral_Flames
      @Spiral_Flames 4 роки тому +6

      Don't worry, hopefully almost no people didn't digest that

    • @shadowmoon2553
      @shadowmoon2553 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @RoyaleDaFox
      @RoyaleDaFox 2 роки тому

      They probably had dangerously explosive diarrhea.

  • @kayliepacheco1567
    @kayliepacheco1567 3 роки тому +2

    That dead animal reminds me of the time my uncle brought home a goat to make some tacos.

  • @skezet1090
    @skezet1090 5 років тому +314

    1:58
    Me: Then He's Cheating On You.

  • @Helen-qr4ph
    @Helen-qr4ph 4 роки тому +635

    4:07 as an Italian I have to say something... whoever did this is going to past-a way, pasta la vista mother f****r

    • @MemeManMK1
      @MemeManMK1 4 роки тому +58

      As a human being with some common sense,I agree and will be there if you need support in your mission

    • @Helen-qr4ph
      @Helen-qr4ph 4 роки тому +20

      @@MemeManMK1 thank you bro....

    • @s.bekooy3773
      @s.bekooy3773 4 роки тому +8

      👏👏

    • @chronology1882
      @chronology1882 4 роки тому +4

      Well you cant judge it if you dont know the taste lol.

    • @Tafp.
      @Tafp. 4 роки тому +9

      @@chronology1882 its uncooked spaghetti with leafs under it

  • @MaddieW2205
    @MaddieW2205 5 років тому +541

    I know how to get my man....
    A restraining order on me

    • @danepeterson2653
      @danepeterson2653 5 років тому +1

      However the zombies cracked me up

    • @reoot
      @reoot 5 років тому

      Or food poisoning

    • @diazfamily2987
      @diazfamily2987 5 років тому +1

      uhm can you like not try to copy my bff’s comment? Like she did this 3 months earlier than you, we have been fans of tabbes for so long and you just clicked cause of the tn 🙄

    • @MaddieW2205
      @MaddieW2205 5 років тому +1

      Diaz Family ok jeez you’re friend doesn’t own that type of comment and plus I can comment what ever I won’t

    • @yunishinkotime2058
      @yunishinkotime2058 5 років тому

      Diaz Family this video is 2 years old there’s people who did that comment before your “BFF”

  • @denisalexa4435
    @denisalexa4435 2 роки тому +3

    "I know how to keep my man" If he is dead from food poisoning he wont run away

  • @wetbread8928
    @wetbread8928 5 років тому +294

    Tabbs: Call me so we can eat chicken together!!
    *scout intensifies* (tf2 reference)

    • @alliecorso3046
      @alliecorso3046 5 років тому

      Pfft yasss

    • @AgentWest
      @AgentWest 5 років тому +1

      Scout be like: "Got a bucket of chicken. Let's do this!"

    • @coolcatTF2
      @coolcatTF2 5 років тому +2

      Tf2 is the best game

    • @diazfamily2987
      @diazfamily2987 5 років тому

      Uhm *Tabbes sorry but you are just wrong

  • @schloaf3789
    @schloaf3789 4 роки тому +473

    Fun Fact: There's such thing as Cucumber milkshakes, yes I am not lying, they put goddamn Cucumbers in milk.

    • @irisdeoleo-edwin5023
      @irisdeoleo-edwin5023 4 роки тому +39

      That should be illegal

    • @Jai_moss07
      @Jai_moss07 4 роки тому +25

      Whoever does that needs to be set on fire

    • @midnightwatercrest4299
      @midnightwatercrest4299 4 роки тому +18

      at least its not pickles.

    • @user-hello2
      @user-hello2 4 роки тому +12

      Honestly that sounds kinda nice, not if it was in sweet milk though. Maybe unsweetened oat milk?

    • @IHEARTEM0B0YS
      @IHEARTEM0B0YS 4 роки тому +15

      @@user-hello2 That's him officer.

  • @drinkableyogurt6414
    @drinkableyogurt6414 5 років тому +203

    No one and I mean NO ONE should have seen this video and gone "That looks delicious"
    I can get on board with the last one....BECAUSE IT'S NOT AS GROSS AS THE OTHERS

    • @gage0623
      @gage0623 5 років тому +3

      THANK YOU

    • @Entity-yt2tk
      @Entity-yt2tk 5 років тому +4

      i feel disgusted that i wanna eat that candy

    • @juniorferreira7097
      @juniorferreira7097 5 років тому

      NO ONE!!!

    • @elenanojkovic2554
      @elenanojkovic2554 5 років тому +1

      Honestly the onl one that seems remotely edible is that banana dog.
      But even then-just eat the bun with jam and the banana seperately.

    • @asexualgalaxy3377
      @asexualgalaxy3377 5 років тому

      I actually wanted to try that last one... just cause...

  • @silly_cartoonlover
    @silly_cartoonlover 2 роки тому +25

    My school's grilled chicken is so bad that I just ate bread. Yep, I got a grilled chicken sandwich and the chicken looked horrible so I just ate the bread
    Lmao I like their pizza and Macandcheese better 🤣

    • @Verner-eh4pk
      @Verner-eh4pk 2 роки тому

      Jsut eat the bread for lunch not the main course. The bread is the main course

  • @johnrogers527
    @johnrogers527 5 років тому +380

    2:12 ”I KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY MAN!”
    Me: do you mean, "I KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY MAN! ... food poisoned... 😟😔”

    • @thewildband8709
      @thewildband8709 5 років тому +5

      No heck now *gag intensifies by 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*

    • @zorxtom7803
      @zorxtom7803 5 років тому +5

      I KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY MAN!!
      ...away from me

    • @Chris-tu3hl
      @Chris-tu3hl 5 років тому +1

      You mean “I know how to keep my man away”

    • @coconutxd7552
      @coconutxd7552 4 роки тому

      I know how to keep my man in the grave.

    • @fatimiuxang
      @fatimiuxang 4 роки тому

      I know how to keep my man! .......away

  • @cherry.berry2
    @cherry.berry2 4 роки тому +197

    Everybody in the video:
    Mix n Match, get an atrocity!
    -Milk
    -Cereal
    -Ketchup
    -Corn
    -Pickle

  • @yaelp2055
    @yaelp2055 4 роки тому +247

    Random person: no! The milk goes before the cereal
    Other random person: um no! The cereal first THEN the milk!!!
    Me:I put the bowl first… ._.

  • @Catin_acan
    @Catin_acan Рік тому +1

    So, just to clarify, people in Delaware don't eat pickles,milk, and cereal.They just eat cereal milk just like that.

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 4 роки тому +256

    Imagine the guys who made these dishes saw this and were like:
    “Yeah, I agree, I should improve....
    ...and make it worst!”

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +108

    4:34 Oh that's just Milk Steak from It's always sunny in Philadelphia

  • @owningMARIA
    @owningMARIA 5 років тому +246

    Im eating bacon rn.But now.I have a weak as frick stomach too.This is me not following rules.

    • @alexanderhopkins917
      @alexanderhopkins917 5 років тому

      •Ivory chan• 😍😋😋 I love bacon 🥓 I’m getting for bacon 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

    • @pacificsigns7780
      @pacificsigns7780 5 років тому

      •Ivory chan• I was gunna like this but then it would be 70 and it’s 69 nice

    • @thecandyclamsawkwardvideos3733
      @thecandyclamsawkwardvideos3733 5 років тому +1

      Pacific Signs stop that meme is shitty and dead

    • @aisyasofea1134
      @aisyasofea1134 5 років тому +1

      @@thecandyclamsawkwardvideos3733 well that was rude

    • @thecandyclamsawkwardvideos3733
      @thecandyclamsawkwardvideos3733 5 років тому +1

      NerdEPotato - Sofea and Aysha! Ok well fuck you

  • @rosemaffei7479
    @rosemaffei7479 3 роки тому +3

    5:11 it’s the Russian Roulette for people with peanut allergies

  • @small_juice_box
    @small_juice_box 7 років тому +107

    @Ugly_Betsy: "I know how to keep my man 🔥"
    Me: “Yeah, away from you and your kitchen..."

    • @birflurnstun1346
      @birflurnstun1346 7 років тому +1

      Uniwurtle Haha, lol. Nice burn

    • @kitichu7783
      @kitichu7783 7 років тому +1

      Uniwurtle
      "I know how to loose my man!"

    • @juicethememe5077
      @juicethememe5077 7 років тому +1

      What women think men want 1:58
      What men actually want FOOD THAT ISN'T PULLED OUT OF YOUR DUMPSTER!!!

    • @small_juice_box
      @small_juice_box 7 років тому

      juicethe meme oh my god true!!!

  • @danielthemaniel7461
    @danielthemaniel7461 7 років тому +112

    The steak and milk with Jelly beans is a reference to "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" MILK STEAK!

  • @sophiamerrick9850
    @sophiamerrick9850 6 років тому +134

    I live in Delaware and that is just nasty af

    • @janediceplier
      @janediceplier 6 років тому +1

      I live in Wisconsin and I’m represented by cheese, so like lactose intolerants watch out

  • @itsaducklin
    @itsaducklin 6 місяців тому +4

    That last one is just Russian roulette for people with peanut allergies

  • @rawmn3526
    @rawmn3526 5 років тому +125

    “John your rice looks older than me..”

    • @iannalikespbandj
      @iannalikespbandj 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @angiecoltrane3631
      @angiecoltrane3631 4 роки тому

      at my school, friday is chick fil a day, exept we didn't get fries, we got potato chips and apple slices as the side

  • @thepigletgamer2669
    @thepigletgamer2669 5 років тому +225

    Tabbes: but that’s just a theory
    Me: A FOOD THEORY

    • @enonymous0.047
      @enonymous0.047 4 роки тому

      Aaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @yaga8337
      @yaga8337 4 роки тому

      He made a channel called food theory. He's a psychic.
      But that's just a theory a ga- I mean food theory

    • @sunrider4563
      @sunrider4563 4 роки тому

      You're about 1 year too early

  • @Oh_Ok0
    @Oh_Ok0 6 років тому +282

    3:55 They found a fucking baby dinosaur in their backyard!? Damn...Jurassic Park had a dark ending, didn't it?

    • @alaina_6398
      @alaina_6398 6 років тому +12

      i don't even want to know what that used to be.....looks like a cat, dog, and something else mixed into one abomination.

    • @derpluulpred9279
      @derpluulpred9279 6 років тому +5

      It looks like a large bat and it disturbs me

    • @derpluulpred9279
      @derpluulpred9279 6 років тому +3

      But now looking closer that isn’t a bat wtf is it is that someone’s PET what is it I’m more disturbed than before D:

    • @derpluulpred9279
      @derpluulpred9279 6 років тому +5

      It looks like they boiled a small dog. Whatever it is I can’t help but feel bad for it.

    • @AtrociousAK47
      @AtrociousAK47 6 років тому +4

      looks like a rat to me, and makes me think of just about every southern hillbilly stereotype Imaginable

  • @HowDidIGetHere728
    @HowDidIGetHere728 2 роки тому +1

    if the banana dog had jam on it, that actually looks bussin. triple bussin, take 2 toaster waffles, slice a banana, spread Nutella on both the waffles, add the banana slices, and ta da. Waffle banana sandwich. it's amazing, trust me.

  • @beanie.s1844
    @beanie.s1844 5 років тому +137

    Tabes: hey if you guys are eating something tasty leave
    Me: can’t be that bad
    * pickles and milk*
    Me: *0h Welp um my gorgeous fried rice is ruined*

    • @ramenson3367
      @ramenson3367 5 років тому +1

      This video just made me hungrier but yes this is all gross except the last one though-

    • @butterscotchgirl4478
      @butterscotchgirl4478 5 років тому

      Why!!!!!!!

    • @p0l4r0ids3
      @p0l4r0ids3 5 років тому

      I ate waffles before this but if I was still eating I would be screaming:
      STAP IT GET SOME HELP!!!!

  • @aaliyahcarrington998
    @aaliyahcarrington998 5 років тому +639

    I know how to keep my man
    From staying with me 🤣🙃

    • @dumbstuff4377
      @dumbstuff4377 5 років тому +4

      Yeah I think he's loooooooong gone

    • @milaburhanzai
      @milaburhanzai 5 років тому +2

      Lol yes 😂

    • @mrmacabre4658
      @mrmacabre4658 5 років тому

      Yeah... your food looks disgusting LOL

    • @yaoibllover8614
      @yaoibllover8614 5 років тому

      I turned your 299 into a 300
      Your welcome

    • @angie6004
      @angie6004 5 років тому

      "I know how to keep my man from staying away from me" means you're stopping him from leaving. Remove the "from staying"

  • @teehee93
    @teehee93 3 роки тому +439

    The caption: “I know how to keep my man 🔥”
    Me: you know how to keep your man AWAY
    1:58

    • @codetron1.1
      @codetron1.1 3 роки тому +10

      That's one reason I m single🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @liamgreat8024
      @liamgreat8024 3 роки тому +4

      @@codetron1.1 ...Because you make mac'n'corn'eggs?

    • @codetron1.1
      @codetron1.1 3 роки тому +7

      @@liamgreat8024 no...I m single so the girls can't poison me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @liamgreat8024
      @liamgreat8024 3 роки тому +5

      @@codetron1.1 LMAO ✋😭

    • @QuoobThang
      @QuoobThang 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yes I do UnU
      Or maybe cause I have 27 other dudes so he just keeps away from me.

  • @RoyaleDaFox
    @RoyaleDaFox 2 роки тому +1

    At least I found someone who appreciates the blob fish.

  • @luciensnake9174
    @luciensnake9174 3 роки тому +71

    3:50
    _Welcome to the roadkill cafe: you kill 'em, we grill 'em!_

  • @starfangirls
    @starfangirls 4 роки тому +310

    "I know how to keep my man 🔥"
    50 ft away from me at all times

    • @monsquidchr6533
      @monsquidchr6533 4 роки тому +13

      6 ft away or 6 ft deep

    • @razin7531
      @razin7531 4 роки тому +4

      i though what she did was- maybe kill him with that food and then keeping the body under her bed or whatever, you know, "keeping him with her"... but i guess you're right too

    • @callm6354
      @callm6354 4 роки тому +1

      Chief it's food poisoning and 50 feet

  • @dominoot2652
    @dominoot2652 4 роки тому +74

    4:52 is the definition of chaotic evil.

  • @gammothdraws
    @gammothdraws 3 роки тому +18

    4:40
    It looks like Africa

    • @A_Gay_Guy7
      @A_Gay_Guy7 8 місяців тому

      don't insult Africa like that bro

    • @gammothdraws
      @gammothdraws 8 місяців тому +2

      @@A_Gay_Guy7 I forgot I commented this! Thank you for reminding me

  • @second_wolf316
    @second_wolf316 5 років тому +121

    I sometimes do the whole “Open and close the fridge expecting new food to appear thing” because I might have skipped over something i wanted to eat.

    • @tanyat.1514
      @tanyat.1514 5 років тому

      Yup

    • @JalenLawsonDavon
      @JalenLawsonDavon 5 років тому

      Same

    • @kenz3866
      @kenz3866 5 років тому

      I do that and i just go to my pantry to eat corn or green beans or some shit i just check my fridge a few times to see whats better then that

  • @KingsDominionNetwork
    @KingsDominionNetwork 4 роки тому +52

    1:43 "We don't know them" -Maryland

  • @florinstoica2617
    @florinstoica2617 5 років тому +42

    4:39 that's milk stake from "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"

  • @o9_lemonade795
    @o9_lemonade795 3 роки тому +2

    0:24 that made me burst out laughing. Gosh, Ramy really put a steaming knife in this dude’s back, lol

  • @blitzeverburn
    @blitzeverburn 4 роки тому +192

    Roses are red,
    I'm not a hotty,
    If someone ever made these,
    They'd never find their body

  • @kcrusus
    @kcrusus 7 років тому +222

    3:50 yo that shit looks like its still alive
    what in the fcuk

    • @madisonm7859
      @madisonm7859 7 років тому

      Derpy Daphne Is Derpy lol

    • @flats3790
      @flats3790 7 років тому +19

      Derpy Daphne Is Derpy am i the only one who doesn't get disgusted by staring at it?

    • @Mythicalwaters
      @Mythicalwaters 7 років тому +2

      Flats yes

    • @n0b0dyspecia19
      @n0b0dyspecia19 7 років тому +9

      Whatever it is, it's inhuman to do that to it. Alive or not

    • @vifurawa2715
      @vifurawa2715 7 років тому +5

      +Flats no
      Also I'm really curious as to what animal that is. It sorta looks like a dog maybe? An oversized rat?

  • @Chloe-fb9lx
    @Chloe-fb9lx 3 роки тому +149

    It may seem weird but mixing corn and mac and cheese is actually really good, is called a macaroni corn casserole lol

    • @blackkarma9130
      @blackkarma9130 3 роки тому +2

      It's pretty good

    • @wallfishz
      @wallfishz 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking it would be pretty good

    • @Sammmliu
      @Sammmliu 3 роки тому +2

      How does it taste like?

    • @Chloe-fb9lx
      @Chloe-fb9lx 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sammmliu that depends on what all you choose to put in, but for us it just tastes like mac and cheese and sweet corn. It's pretty good.

    • @benji7449
      @benji7449 3 роки тому

      Maggie Pasta actually include a mac and cheese with corn

  • @MaybePookie
    @MaybePookie 2 роки тому +3

    “So it seems I’ve had one of those days where I found some weird shit on the internet, which is every day by the way.”
    -Tabbes

  • @faeryb0mb
    @faeryb0mb 4 роки тому +89

    The steak at the end is an actual thing from It's Alays Sunny called "Milk Steak".

  • @NarwhalDrawsD
    @NarwhalDrawsD 6 років тому +1831

    Tabbes: But that’s just a theory...
    Me: *A FILM THEORY!!!!!*

  • @pupdoggo3058
    @pupdoggo3058 7 років тому +131

    "i did a oppsie"
    - Best quote 2017

  • @YoichiTheClouded
    @YoichiTheClouded 3 роки тому +7

    1:26 itch in my throat that only double barrel shotgun can fix

  • @gabs118
    @gabs118 7 років тому +381

    Me: TABBES I HAVE ANXIETY! What do I do?
    Tabbes: eat cheese
    Me: what?
    Tabbes: do it
    Me: ok.

    • @shirlycat8210
      @shirlycat8210 7 років тому +5

      Ineffable Harmonies lol

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 7 років тому +3

      Ineffable Harmonies xD oh my god i can totally imagine that actually happening

    • @gabs118
      @gabs118 7 років тому

      glad you found my comment funny XD

    • @ayfloghost420
      @ayfloghost420 7 років тому +1

      I'm lactose intolerant

    • @AnoAno94
      @AnoAno94 7 років тому +2

      Get your lactase

  • @draconicgremlin7484
    @draconicgremlin7484 7 років тому +425

    You could even mix the Reese's with the M&Ms and call it a day

    • @hev1004
      @hev1004 7 років тому +3

      Kenna K Draws fuckin same friend,fuckim same

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 7 років тому

      Y'all boring as shit

    • @madokatbh
      @madokatbh 7 років тому +5

      Add some Skittles :)

    • @iroh5708
      @iroh5708 7 років тому

      I love doing that! lol

    • @xandeory92
      @xandeory92 7 років тому

      What are Reese’s?

  • @Vespynn
    @Vespynn 7 років тому +1284

    Me: these aren't too b-
    *sees **3:50*
    Me: yo what the fuck