Don't be a Tourist

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024

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  • @Tabbes
    @Tabbes  4 роки тому +19985

    THANKS FOR 2MIL 💯💯

  • @jelly_elli
    @jelly_elli 4 роки тому +2394

    Can’t forget the music people on the train that are ACTUALLY
    talented, don’t ask for money, yet get it anyway and honestly, the best type.

    • @Felixkeeg
      @Felixkeeg 4 роки тому +278

      I once saw someone walk up to the musician guy and contract him for a *wedding*
      Had seen the music guy for 2 months everyday on the train at that point, never seen him so happy.

    • @noodlegaming2810
      @noodlegaming2810 4 роки тому +20

      I want to like but it’s 420
      Ok nvm I did anyway

    • @polaracrobat4454
      @polaracrobat4454 4 роки тому +9

      Just becuse she said that people don't hand out genuine items from free I'ma do that

    • @Felixkeeg
      @Felixkeeg 4 роки тому +24

      @@polaracrobat4454 I rather often see people give away their all-day train tickets when they don't need them anymore

    • @fatnootz3466
      @fatnootz3466 4 роки тому +17

      The only street husterls that r good guys are the ones eho just play music with a contianer for tips. The ones with guitar r the worst and the saxes r the best

  • @juliuscaesar4107
    @juliuscaesar4107 4 роки тому +1342

    For everyone who wants to go to Paris : Be extremely careful with the taxis because some of them will try to make you overpaid (like 100 to any money your thinking) just for you to know the normal price of a taxi is 50€ for a Paris - Royssi Charles de Gaulle
    From a French guy
    Ps : My apologies if I made a mistake in English

    • @theuserjoan
      @theuserjoan 4 роки тому +9

      Julius Caesar Charles de gaulle was my great great great great great grandfather lol

    • @dianaj8153
      @dianaj8153 4 роки тому +25

      Julius Caesar just adding to it make sure you alway. Have your bag on front of you and use ubers and walk during the day with a group of ppl

    • @JadeRabbit373
      @JadeRabbit373 4 роки тому +32

      Your English was great, no worries!😃

    • @juliuscaesar4107
      @juliuscaesar4107 4 роки тому +6

      @@JadeRabbit373 Thank you

    • @juliuscaesar4107
      @juliuscaesar4107 4 роки тому +13

      @@dianaj8153 How to evoid this problem : Use a Uber
      Or
      *Walk*

  • @Articized
    @Articized 4 роки тому +741

    Some extra survival tips:
    - Just have a bouque with roses with you, so if they try to sell you stuff, turn the tables and start asking if they want to buy some roses.
    - Say you're from some country with the most impossible language and speak super broken English.
    - Just R U N
    - Talk nonsense to them.
    - Wear something hella shady.
    - Have headphones on, cuz people won't want to invest time in a person that can't hear them. You can also just pretend that you're deaf. (Edit: This one was more for people that try to sell ya anything, cuz it's true that with robbing it is a whole different story-)
    - If they get in any way agressive, make a scene! Acuse them for attacking you or something. They'll probably shush you and yeet the heck outta there.
    - Final tip! Be always around people. Don't go into shady places with no people, even if it is a short-cut. Either take someone with you or take the long way home to you hotel.
    Goodluck!
    Edit: Tbh, I ain't from America, so Idk how it works there. These are for any country you go to. Just remember that some of them work better in country A then in country B.

    • @Elite_Sturmgewehr
      @Elite_Sturmgewehr 4 роки тому +27

      Ga lad may enlish s bad

    • @yihyen
      @yihyen 4 роки тому +52

      "Hey wanna buy a CD? I swear I'm the next Kanye."
      "O sory ie cant speek eenglish zat weel sory bai."
      "Haha sucker."

    • @antoinecloutier4450
      @antoinecloutier4450 4 роки тому +32

      Yup, headphones are just great even if you don't listen to music. To respond with confidence in a foreign language can cut it short too sometimes, if you happen to know one.

    • @antoinecloutier4450
      @antoinecloutier4450 4 роки тому +7

      Oh and don't apologies for trifles (actually hard for me as a Canadian)

    • @boaoftheboaians
      @boaoftheboaians 4 роки тому +8

      Hanna hinke That second tip would be easy for me considering that I made a very incomprehensible language, and I have a second accent

  • @fernandaromero-valdespino3178
    @fernandaromero-valdespino3178 3 роки тому +856

    My trick for people on the trains, carry charity cards, give them one and say, I can't help you right now, but they really can. Extra points if it's a local one

    • @raisya495
      @raisya495 3 роки тому +140

      tried that once and they threw a whole ass fit

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 3 роки тому +79

      @@raisya495 pepper spray them

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ Рік тому +20

      ​@@raisya495 laugh....walk off and ignore. If they attack...pepper spray their arses

  • @imhereforhappiness7639
    @imhereforhappiness7639 4 роки тому +3760

    IF YOU ARE A CITY PERSON IN A SMALL TOWN: RESPECT THE LOCALS. IT GOES BOTH WAYS.

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 4 роки тому +43

      @Hiccups shut up, he's here for happiness.
      or her idk.

    • @keusnicatima5943
      @keusnicatima5943 4 роки тому +16

      JOJO bizzare adventure’s golden wind, ep1

    • @itechcircle9410
      @itechcircle9410 4 роки тому +3

      Wespecc

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 4 роки тому +95

      it's kinda hard to be friendly towards smalltown locals who're friendlier than you. Like this vid says, urban living is constant hustle, so city folks are conditioned to be brusque and consider lack of unnecessary friendliness as mutual respect.
      It really threw me for a loop when I moved back to my hometown after years in a foreign megacity, even now I'm still considered a bit cold by the locals.

    • @imhereforhappiness7639
      @imhereforhappiness7639 4 роки тому +21

      Hiccups probably because when people come to small towns we’re treated like we’re stupid by people from big cities. In Canada anyway I can’t speak for the states

  • @needletea2266
    @needletea2266 4 роки тому +6674

    The moral of the story: don’t trust anybody.

    • @elcompagenito3250
      @elcompagenito3250 4 роки тому +86

      Especially in mexico

    • @indigoblues8454
      @indigoblues8454 4 роки тому +11

      NeedleTea that's a good lesson to remember
      Just don't trust anyone 👍

    • @John_Smith_86
      @John_Smith_86 4 роки тому +7

      With the exceptions of the straight up thief in the last story, those others seem extremely straight forward and obvious to me. How dumb are you if you fall for those scams?
      And even if you do fall for the bait, just straight up refuse to pay. Unless you are a little girl like Tabbes, otherwise they will presumably give up since you are in a well-policed tourist spot. Doubt that many of these scammers are willing to escalate to armed robbery of you. (To be fair, I am a big size man).

    • @inky5595
      @inky5595 4 роки тому +17

      @@John_Smith_86 yeah thats a good point
      but
      you can also Yolo it, start making jojo references, go full karen scream at the dude until they accept that youre too crazy to try to scam

    • @John_Smith_86
      @John_Smith_86 4 роки тому

      @@inky5595 Nah. I am big and I am a man. I bet most scammers would give up easily. (To be clear, I am not boasting that I am good at physical combat. I mean that scammers generally don't do armed robbery)

  • @sdadmwk
    @sdadmwk 4 роки тому +345

    Guy: *kisses Tabbes' cheek*
    Tabbes: *withdrawing fifteen hidden daggers from her limited edition leather Elvis boots* "so you have chosen death."

  • @jinx18e
    @jinx18e 3 роки тому +523

    My tour guy actually told us to be careful about the characters. Especially the Elmo's because exact quote "one of them stabbed someone last week when they didn't tip enough". That thumbnail brought back so many memories.

  • @blazejaw4591
    @blazejaw4591 4 роки тому +642

    They were giving out kickstarters in Toronto Canada completely legit.

  • @SkaterBlades
    @SkaterBlades 4 роки тому +819

    There was a guy who would beg people for money in the town i live in at university. I ran into him 2 times and got pretty lucky with the exchanges. First time i was walking home from another guys flat at 3 in the morning and this young dude approached me, gave a sob story about how his parents died the week before and he needed money to support himself, i lied and said i didn't have my wallet on me and he started calling me a cunt amongst other things. Next time was outside the shop under my building, gave me the same sob story about how his parents died the week before. Thing is this happened a month later and i loudly exclaimed "i thought your parents died a month ago, now you're asking for money because they died last week". I said this out loud because there was a lot of people and a security guard for the shop right by the door. Needless to say people were pissed at him and the guard told him to leave which he did eventhough legally he didn't have to. He was swearing at me as he was leaving. I wanted to get him away from the area because the shop was directly under a student accommodation and i didn't want the people in my building, especially my friends to get suckered by a fraud. There were a lot of fake beggars in that area so you really need street smarts there

    • @toanquoc3932
      @toanquoc3932 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah but there are some freaking stupid people out there, like:" oH yEaH i'M gOnNa HeLp ThIs GUy oUt, wHaT cOuld hE do, ScAm mE?"

    • @josephinetactac256
      @josephinetactac256 4 роки тому +55

      Happened to me but funnier
      So same thing his mother "died" and then he was following me to the grocery store and then gues what HIS MOM FUCKING SHOWS UP AND SAID "Is this a new friend you can beg with?"

    • @aether9602
      @aether9602 4 роки тому +5

      Should've beat his ass up, then gave him money for the hospital fee.

    • @krm1930
      @krm1930 4 роки тому +13

      It's illegal to ask for money, it's called, "aggressive begging"

    • @largemanOFFICIAL
      @largemanOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +8

      Aight imma sound like a bit of a dick for this one: but i never give money to beggars. Donating to foodbanks and charities like unicef is way smarter cause they arent going to scam you. And donating to charity organisations means youre helping a bunch of people, not just 1.

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +2320

    as an introvert, if someone ever bumped into me on the streets and then asked for money for whatever they broke or dropped i'd need a 20 minute breather to get enough courage to even respond with "i don't carry money around"

    • @xander9482
      @xander9482 3 роки тому +23

      Same

    • @wlker-fx2re
      @wlker-fx2re 3 роки тому +20

      Same I would not have the courage TO ask I don't carry money around 👉👈

    • @infernoanimations8759
      @infernoanimations8759 3 роки тому +18

      honestly same but i would just start walking faster

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +4

      Please love the Holy Trinity and obey GOD'S word

    • @rplay2896
      @rplay2896 3 роки тому +13

      @@Lee-qy8zs dafuq

  • @taompons
    @taompons 3 роки тому +488

    the “oopsite guy” happened to me before in the metro station of spain, barcelona. except instead of me “breaking” something.. he tried to pick pocket me with an obvious sweater hiding his arm so i wouldn’t see. i threw a whole ass fit and he got so scared.

    • @knowhatnot347
      @knowhatnot347 3 роки тому +28

      Just remember: LET GO IF MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU! (Kicks them in the crotch)

    • @SassafrasTee7366
      @SassafrasTee7366 3 роки тому +4

      As you should

    • @KazeKakyoku
      @KazeKakyoku 3 роки тому +3

      @@knowhatnot347 Hey if it worked for Bobby Hill- 😂

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars 3 місяці тому

      "LET GO OF MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!" **kicks them in the balls**

  • @akoalabear239
    @akoalabear239 4 роки тому +618

    When I was in NYC I was horrified of the “dollar store disney characters.” My dad told me they were trouble, also some of them just looked spooky as hell.

    • @randomnameforarandomnerd8400
      @randomnameforarandomnerd8400 4 роки тому +33

      dude my aunt (a big city local) wanted me take a picture with them in a different city and i’m like “gurl?? we ain’t at disney land, i’m scared “

    • @ninofromkitchennightmares1497
      @ninofromkitchennightmares1497 4 роки тому +1

      A Koala Bear 🐨 Then that means you visited the greatest tourist trap in New York City!
      Times Square!

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 4 роки тому +4

      Nova Typhoon Times square sucks. There literally isn’t even anything to do there except maybe eat at a crap chain restaurant. I thought it at least had night life or something but nope

  • @thomasstokes288
    @thomasstokes288 4 роки тому +645

    Top tips from a Holiday Safety Officer:
    If you're a sucker, you'll get sucked in, and they'll never give a sucker an even break.
    The Metro/Subways are not for you. It's like a moth to a flame.
    Never take a freebie - doesn't matter if it's a CD, photo, a drink in a club, or even asking for directions. As the man once said "there's no such thing as a free lunch".
    Anything you keep in plain sight can be out of your sight in the blink of the eye.
    A cellphone in your hand is basically a handful of cash to a thief. If you insist on keeping it out, you might as well hold your wallet out in your other hand too.
    If your hotel says "we don't accept responsibility for anything lost/stolen from the safe in your room", they're on the take. Don't use the safe.
    If your hotel room has a balcony, most can be opened from the outside even if it's locked by lifting the glass patio door up and over the locking mechanism. Don't leave anything behind that you don't mind losing.
    Always take out insurance before you travel. Worst case scenario and you're being forced to hand over your belongings, just hand them over. Things can be replaced, lives cannot.

    • @firethefox282
      @firethefox282 4 роки тому +22

      Thanks for the tips

    • @nestor8682
      @nestor8682 4 роки тому +8

      Even though it should be avoided a lot of people don’t have cars do you know that they’re expensive right and not everyone can walk from Manhattan to New Jersey

    • @thomasstokes288
      @thomasstokes288 4 роки тому +12

      @@nestor8682 Totally agree. If it's your last (affordable) option, then by all means take the subway. Most tourists leave their common sense at home though, and you really need your wits about you on the subway in any country. US, UK, France, wherever.

    • @icost
      @icost 4 роки тому +2

      Jeez the comments are for comedy not life hacks 😂

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 4 роки тому +4

      Damn... this is eye opening!

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions 4 роки тому +3947

    This is the first time I’ve watched a video from her and....
    Her voice sounds like a mix between a Boston and a Brooklyn accent like w h a t.

  • @Klover_Kindness
    @Klover_Kindness 3 роки тому +1102

    “Even a penny will help”
    **gives penny**
    Canadians: **confused screaming**

    • @blake218
      @blake218 3 роки тому +12

      can confirm I am screaming rn

    • @danjoshgamingz4805
      @danjoshgamingz4805 3 роки тому +12

      I am confirming I am screaming

    • @ClumpOfM0ss
      @ClumpOfM0ss 3 роки тому +4

      Me who is Canadian: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @justsomeonelol
      @justsomeonelol 2 роки тому +1

      Yes me too

    • @Rawnoodleeater
      @Rawnoodleeater 2 роки тому +6

      @Cinnamon Roll🫧 Canadians no longer have Penney’s

  • @hammieli1875
    @hammieli1875 4 роки тому +2696

    I’m convinced that every dollar store Disney character is a sexual offender

    • @JS-ns8dr
      @JS-ns8dr 4 роки тому +26

      What? 😂

    • @yassbomb
      @yassbomb 4 роки тому +165

      he said he was convinced that every dollar store disney character is a sexual offender

    • @alexandra.r908
      @alexandra.r908 4 роки тому +102

      Fr I have been touched inappropriately by mickey mouses 3 times (not a joke)

    • @swampdonkey1567
      @swampdonkey1567 4 роки тому +34

      Alexandra. R did micky touch your Minnie micky or your goofy micky.

    • @microwavedbagel123
      @microwavedbagel123 4 роки тому +33

      They probably are

  • @kurros1270
    @kurros1270 3 роки тому +2709

    Title: "Don't be a tourist"
    Me who never leaves the house: "Interesting"

    • @skarlettsapphire4065
      @skarlettsapphire4065 3 роки тому +32

      still wonderin how i read the title as 'Don't be a terrorist'

    • @Drago-Buster
      @Drago-Buster 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @mario-oc2if
      @mario-oc2if 3 роки тому +1

      @@skarlettsapphire4065 me

    • @blep993
      @blep993 3 роки тому +1

      Who does leave the house these days? Let alone visit another country lmao

    • @clove1505
      @clove1505 3 роки тому +1

      Yes very interesting indeed

  • @mlemon6135
    @mlemon6135 3 роки тому +895

    as a fellow female from the city i’ve experienced almost all of these. we’re all assholes. you have to be if you want to live. avoid traveling alone at night at all cost. ladies, don’t be afraid to kick up your heels one night when some dude is following you. stilettos make it harder to run but can really stab a fool. facetime someone. carry a taser. a pocket knife. trust issues are your strengths in the city.

    • @ilovekene9697
      @ilovekene9697 3 роки тому +29

      Thanks

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 роки тому +50

      Good ol loud ass siren would scare people off as well

    • @GAF2P
      @GAF2P 2 роки тому +15

      Gender doesn't matter man or women someone following you perpare to call the police and fight even get ready to them arrested

    • @klemontyme
      @klemontyme 2 роки тому +6

      i would just vibe carrying a baseballa round pretending I'm heading to a game

    • @gloomysubliminals6334
      @gloomysubliminals6334 2 роки тому +8

      @@GAF2P exactly! Sometimes people act like women are incapable of doing anyone wrong lol-

  • @shinjiikari6894
    @shinjiikari6894 3 роки тому +571

    I lived in Cancun as a kid and I loved seeing tourists pay 150 pesos (5.50) for something that would cost 20pesos (1dollar) to locals

    • @knowhatnot347
      @knowhatnot347 3 роки тому +5

      Eh I still want to go to Canada someday

    • @shinjiikari6894
      @shinjiikari6894 3 роки тому +21

      @@knowhatnot347 I mean I would guess you could blend in a bit more, just act like a local and say sorry all the time

    • @iwonthesitateebltch3319
      @iwonthesitateebltch3319 3 роки тому +13

      @@shinjiikari6894 WAIT YALL REALLY SAY SORRY I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MEME

    • @shinjiikari6894
      @shinjiikari6894 3 роки тому +10

      @@iwonthesitateebltch3319 it's a meme bc it's true lol

    • @eirinivrachnou5235
      @eirinivrachnou5235 3 роки тому +10

      i live in greece and once i heard some tourists paid 900 euros in a seafood tavern in chalcidiki.thats like a thousand dollars lol

  • @adammcd8683
    @adammcd8683 4 роки тому +484

    Tabbes - "Tourist"
    Me scratching up 1 cents on the side of the road

  • @roku-man
    @roku-man 4 роки тому +3173

    Tabbes got kissed by someone unwillingly that's not her boyfriend?
    Sounds like a death sentence.

    • @rebsb3568
      @rebsb3568 4 роки тому +9

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    • @rebsb3568
      @rebsb3568 4 роки тому +35

      The reason I'm Writing 2 comments is because now there are 33likes and 3 comments... the simplest and the most stupid things amuse me...

    • @aaronthingy4396
      @aaronthingy4396 4 роки тому +4

      im the 100th like

    • @Agustin77423
      @Agustin77423 4 роки тому +2

      105th like

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      @Z10-Brawl 4 роки тому +7

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  • @fpsclipsandstreams5592
    @fpsclipsandstreams5592 4 роки тому +789

    Missed out you could have said at the end "ok now that will 50 bucks."

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      @Z10-Brawl 4 роки тому +2

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    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 4 роки тому +2

      329 likes
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      @Z10-Brawl 4 роки тому +3

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    • @bushtruck
      @bushtruck 4 роки тому

      Doing my part to help entertain folks with my new channel. I drive trucks in the mountains, I just wanna make you laugh.

    • @strawberrycreme7181
      @strawberrycreme7181 4 роки тому

      WolfyRed 699 likes.nice

  • @eva5897
    @eva5897 3 роки тому +776

    I live in nyc and I’ve seen tourists (especially ones from the south and Europe) gawk at me/ask for pics bc i have multicolored hair like I’m a human not a s t a t u e

    • @candlaze_
      @candlaze_ 3 роки тому +90

      oof, that must suck. like literally ANYONE can dye their hair.

    • @eva5897
      @eva5897 3 роки тому +22

      @@candlaze_ exactly!

    • @sofia7293
      @sofia7293 3 роки тому +64

      This happens a LOT in Asia. POC, people with dyed hair, or even anyone else that isn't typically "Asian looking" gets stopped to take a picture.

    • @knowhatnot347
      @knowhatnot347 3 роки тому +6

      My family travels a lot but like wtf kind of person asks someone to take a picture if they’re not a celebrity or something

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +3

      Please love the Holy Trinity and obey GOD'S word

  • @fireface839
    @fireface839 4 роки тому +326

    You should rename this: How to survive in the city.

    • @ns6q333
      @ns6q333 4 роки тому +1

      as me, one who lives in a tourist city, i am glad i dont live down town

    • @analisemilani6251
      @analisemilani6251 4 роки тому +1

      Fireface 839 in new york terms this covers manhattan and the subway

  • @QuirkyTales835
    @QuirkyTales835 4 роки тому +932

    *Dude'd be lucky to get a penny nowadays, they're going extinct.*

    • @y.vsofia4060
      @y.vsofia4060 4 роки тому +14

      160 likes,0 Reply!?!?!?
      That’s it!!!imma change that real quick!!!

    • @Oleanierum
      @Oleanierum 4 роки тому +3

      3 comments and 195 likes

    • @justrandom5024
      @justrandom5024 4 роки тому +2

      You know what- 5 comments, 280 likes, Also, I have so many -pennies- like tons.

    • @RichardJB27
      @RichardJB27 4 роки тому +1

      2K Subscribers with no video challell

    • @laserlock777
      @laserlock777 4 роки тому +1

      Hm... 473 likes and 7 comments... how far will this go?

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +115

    A girlfriend I once had liked to travel a lot and whenever she took me places she'd tell me similar things, and she'd always tell me "Remember, we're not tourists, we're temporary residents". Meaning you had to act like you were from there, both in smarts and how your treat the place. I still use this phrase now.

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 4 роки тому +8

      Reasons why i tell people to study up a place they are going so thy can blend in a lot better. Even learn a bit of the language just in case even if it's basic stuff no matter where you go (including English places and states).

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +1

      @@thgritic102 I do believe that no matter who you are, where you're going or for how long you're going there, you gotta learn the basics of the lingo, "Hello", "Goodbye", "Please & Thank you", "Where is this?" and "How do you say this?" Are all you really need for holidays.

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 4 роки тому +4

      @@antonymilne1346
      Yep, but you be surprised with how people don't ever try learning the lingos of different places including in the states. I have family in the south, and I have to say some words differently so people won't know I'm from the north. Like saying soda instead of pop or Hello to Hellur. Saying ma'am and sir.

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +2

      @@thgritic102 I know that feeling exactly, over here in England is same, is North siders say a lot of things differently to the south and even different to each other, hell where I'm from we have our entire own dialect called "Yorkshire" that no where else seems to understand.

    • @nightynightlayla374
      @nightynightlayla374 4 роки тому +1

      AJtheGritic, I say both pop and soda because honestly I never noticed the difference.

  • @saigefox8742
    @saigefox8742 3 роки тому +145

    My family and I went to Mexico and a guy sold us these $10 bracelets with our names on them the total cost was $100 after we bought them and were walking down the street we see that about 20 other shops are selling the same exact bracelets for $1 each🥲

    • @fuiii_
      @fuiii_ 3 роки тому +12

      lmao

    • @scoutgaming1822
      @scoutgaming1822 3 роки тому +8

      das sad m8

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 3 місяці тому

      10 family members? Y’all got hit with the “Entrepreneur”, and his _service_ was bringing those bracelets to you first and selling them to you guys to make them seem *$10 QUALITY!*

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 3 місяці тому

      Sad.

  • @kaen_tqk3918
    @kaen_tqk3918 3 роки тому +1355

    If someone is trying to hand you a CD, just laugh hysterically and walk away. What is this, 2006?

    • @yippykiay13
      @yippykiay13 3 роки тому +84

      @@bluelink1879 how to get shot 101

    • @darl2522
      @darl2522 3 роки тому +21

      @@yippykiay13 I see a win win

    • @Vincent-yx7tg
      @Vincent-yx7tg 3 роки тому +4

      Yo i had like a million of CD when i was a kid lmao. Like i used to own alot of strawberry shortcake ones, and a few hello kitty too

    • @Vincent-yx7tg
      @Vincent-yx7tg 3 роки тому +3

      @@bluelink1879 lol imma just walk w/ my man and they ain't gon bother me. He got some muscle 👀😳

    • @tatotenaglia6548
      @tatotenaglia6548 3 роки тому +1

      @@bluelink1879 just throw your morning coffee at them and drink the leftover of coarse
      this is a joke

  • @edpsigma445
    @edpsigma445 4 роки тому +939

    " They were proboally 5 dollar glasses they got at the dollar store." Hmmmm mabye its actually The dollar store thats scamming you

    • @dandyspacedandy
      @dandyspacedandy 2 роки тому +6

      "dollar store? oh no no no we're the _dollars_ store."

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 4 роки тому +2972

    “No one who lives in the area casually wears that stuff”
    Coloradans and Texans: *nervously removes bumper stickers*

    • @catboy4362
      @catboy4362 4 роки тому +108

      you didn't have to do that to us

    • @raiinefall
      @raiinefall 4 роки тому +20

      Ha...

    • @PheOfTheFae
      @PheOfTheFae 4 роки тому +26

      I was gonna say, Colorado, man. LOL

    • @anarkittyuwu3738
      @anarkittyuwu3738 4 роки тому +43

      I am from Colorado and I can confirm that this is true
      We just have that state pride

    • @littlestickman8223
      @littlestickman8223 4 роки тому +33

      Texas is prideful ok

  • @alexly9185
    @alexly9185 3 роки тому +62

    I like how everywhere wearing stuff that says where that they live is a dead giveaway that they are a tourist, and then there are the californians

  • @animadeit890
    @animadeit890 4 роки тому +4275

    Tabbes: “don’t be a tourist”
    People booking $20 flights: 👁👄👁

    • @V1_Ultrakrill
      @V1_Ultrakrill 4 роки тому +40

      I unliked when it was on 69 likes so that I could be the 69th like lol

    • @justsomeonehere884
      @justsomeonehere884 4 роки тому +30

      People on the plane: 😠 why you gotta say this now

    • @V1_Ultrakrill
      @V1_Ultrakrill 4 роки тому +9

      @@justsomeonehere884 _Its people and you made it unfunny_

    • @justsomeonehere884
      @justsomeonehere884 4 роки тому +2

      @@V1_Ultrakrill I type too fast

    • @mango1570
      @mango1570 4 роки тому +11

      A video about traveling and tourists
      *When, we can’t even go outside.*

  • @shakeykirkir
    @shakeykirkir 4 роки тому +1510

    Every NYC person knows those kids that say, “I’m not getting into any trouble. I just want money in my pocket. I got welches fruit snacks, oreos, lays...” or those kids/adults who want you to sign and donate to their basketball team.

    • @doc52901
      @doc52901 4 роки тому +9

      LMAOOO fr

    • @haiasi__3060
      @haiasi__3060 4 роки тому +18

      Those people that see gummies tho are the best people ever

    • @dBLAC312
      @dBLAC312 4 роки тому +12

      Same here in Chicago, except they get overshadowed by people selling subpar weed and squares (loosies for my folks from NYC)

    • @bell3287
      @bell3287 4 роки тому +2

      Yup it's a very common thing for me since I take the train to school and back.

    • @tonnyyyzzzplays7309
      @tonnyyyzzzplays7309 4 роки тому +1

      Dwayne Neal Lmaooo 😂💀😂

  • @frogsit_
    @frogsit_ 4 роки тому +1975

    dont be a tourist
    people during quarantine going to disney world: what

    • @juiciet929
      @juiciet929 4 роки тому +33

      *Imma pretend I didn’t see that*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +6

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear sho

    • @spookyvanillabean3618
      @spookyvanillabean3618 4 роки тому +41

      @@AxxLAfriku dunno dude, you need some quality videos to stop being bullied

    • @drawkillbonnie6513
      @drawkillbonnie6513 4 роки тому +25

      AxxL so just ignore them idiot

    • @ace-4634
      @ace-4634 4 роки тому +7

      “Did you hear something?”

  • @MegCortes
    @MegCortes 3 роки тому +49

    One time when I and my son did our weekly fun at Wynwood he was peeling stickers off of walls to collect and put in our book. Then some tourist who thought she knew the land (despite us living there for 5 Years at the time) said "No don't take it off! It's part of the art!" my kid silently said " no it's people putting stickers over someones art to promote there Instagram" lol

  • @StarLost96
    @StarLost96 4 роки тому +847

    When the guy kissed you I would have been like “oh hey I’m a minor”

    • @slothboy1253
      @slothboy1253 4 роки тому +5

      @*sips tea* IS IT??

    • @Kisai_Yuki
      @Kisai_Yuki 4 роки тому +52

      "One moment, I'm texting your sexual assault to the cops"

    • @solidcriminal9797
      @solidcriminal9797 4 роки тому +38

      Guys like that will definitely say something like "age is just a number"

    • @Catsrnice_
      @Catsrnice_ 4 роки тому +22

      @@solidcriminal9797 ¨Tell that to the judge¨

    • @mangmangmangobri
      @mangmangmangobri 4 роки тому +14

      Say something intimidating and over power them. If that doesn't work after you keep going then punch them. Self defence. Shouldn't let people do that

  • @thatonebanana627
    @thatonebanana627 4 роки тому +618

    "If anyone tries to hand you anything, give them the cold shoulder"
    MrBeast : ok, bye

  • @imkirumi
    @imkirumi 4 роки тому +714

    I remember this "people dressed in crappy costumes" scenario happening to me in New York. My cousin and I were visiting New York as tourists,, and note that we were both 12 at the time. We were probably around time square where we encountered the ugly ass looking people wearing costumes, luckily our parents told us to ignore them. While we were walking past the crowd, my cousin was clinging to me for safety. Then this Deadpool guy literally came out of nowhere and started to cat call my cousin, and inched closer and closer to us. When we realized that Deadpool guy was talking to us, we started walking a bit faster.. but... the Deadpool guy literally took my cousin's arm and tried yanking her away from me. I stg I've never been so horrified in my life. Not to mention my cousin was a literal minor,, I tried so hard to pull my cousin away from that creep while he continued saying disgusting things. It took a few seconds until my dad, who is intimidating, to say "Fuck off," making the Deadpool guy back away. All I can say is that whenever you visit New York and see these costume people.. don't interact with them, and please stay safe.

    • @user-nj7xl6ou5s
      @user-nj7xl6ou5s 4 роки тому +104

      Your dad is the mvp of this story with the classic “fuck off”

    • @serotoninu958
      @serotoninu958 4 роки тому +90

      I read that ''Fuck off'' with Gordon Ramsay's voice for some reason

    • @thespooke7950
      @thespooke7950 4 роки тому +23

      @@serotoninu958 Oh my god yes

    • @sangonomiyakokomi5764
      @sangonomiyakokomi5764 4 роки тому +54

      If my Parents let me walk around with my sister on our own, they sure as hell would give us a tazer first, just in case of guys like these

    • @imkirumi
      @imkirumi 4 роки тому +47

      @@sangonomiyakokomi5764 To clarify, my cousin and I were following our guardians through the large crowd. My parents could never allow us to walk alone 😅

  • @santiagouribemanzano8501
    @santiagouribemanzano8501 3 роки тому +48

    I remember a line in a 85 dollar budget film called “Who killed Captain Alex?”
    The line went
    “Im making German food”
    “German food?”
    “Yeah, we found German tourists, we’re cooking them”

  • @AlexsCorner
    @AlexsCorner 4 роки тому +496

    This is giving me some Hollywood Boulevard flashbacks

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle 4 роки тому +511

    "Waste of a good CD. Probably better off blank."
    Holy shit you just killed him

    • @Z10-Brawl
      @Z10-Brawl 4 роки тому +1

      Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod

    • @manicstatic370
      @manicstatic370 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah just like how you killed your grammar

    • @sneeznoodle
      @sneeznoodle 4 роки тому +7

      @@manicstatic370 Congrats! You corrected a stranger's grammar on the internet! Well done!

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 4 роки тому +3

      I would say "what am I doin'? Downloading a virus into my brain" if I listened to their CDs

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 4 роки тому +1

      @@Z10-Brawl bhai yahan pe bhi Binod mat spam karde, india ke bahar ki jagaaon ko toh chodd de 😂😂😂

  • @snakeorbreak6258
    @snakeorbreak6258 4 роки тому +126

    Tip for defense against thieves:
    Hide your actual belongings out of sight, and instead haul around a decoy purse filled with giant poisonous wasps.
    If someone tries to steal it, they'll get a nasty surprise (the wasps)

    • @snakeorbreak6258
      @snakeorbreak6258 4 роки тому +7

      @Ethanos Wuhan that doesn't feel as satisfying though

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 4 роки тому +3

      Hold a grenade in your decoy bag with a string on the ring looped to your belt

    • @shoeski9399
      @shoeski9399 4 роки тому

      Put some cloth or leather on the end of a mouse trap so it looks like a wallet. Bend the spring snap back and shove it in your back pocket.

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 4 роки тому

      I love you for making this comment

    • @snakeorbreak6258
      @snakeorbreak6258 4 роки тому

      @@demdem7946 is it the rampant cases of death by bees?

  • @Traumagirlypop
    @Traumagirlypop 3 роки тому +18

    Honestly this is the best advice anyone can give you! People can be totally obliviously and naive. Thankfully I have always had a RBF so I was never messed with before

  • @vinsthatguy7701
    @vinsthatguy7701 4 роки тому +737

    People: *casually makes out with pigeon*
    Others: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

  • @kenn587
    @kenn587 4 роки тому +564

    “Let’s throw some cash around”
    I don’t think I’ve ever said that sentence in my poor life

  • @TheSameFight
    @TheSameFight 4 роки тому +1040

    “No one who lives in the area casually wears that stuff”
    Clearly Tabbes has never been to Texas.

    • @JacksonAnimation8
      @JacksonAnimation8 4 роки тому +10

      Are you from Texas?

    • @urfacesoccer
      @urfacesoccer 4 роки тому +58

      @@JacksonAnimation8 Texan here, can confirm this

    • @JacksonAnimation8
      @JacksonAnimation8 4 роки тому +3

      Palace Cool. By the way, would you maybe check out my animation channel? Thanks

    • @tiredgaybitch7478
      @tiredgaybitch7478 4 роки тому +21

      It’s true. As a Texan myself I can also confirm this

    • @urfacesoccer
      @urfacesoccer 4 роки тому +19

      @@tiredgaybitch7478 I'm literally wearing a Texas shirt right now lmao

  • @ezachleewright2309
    @ezachleewright2309 3 роки тому +36

    If that happened to me, I'd be like
    "Sorry my friend, but accepting free gifts is against my religion"
    And then they'd ask me what religion
    And I'd come up with something real-sounding on the spot, like "Meritarianism".

  • @eveningraven
    @eveningraven 4 роки тому +2724

    I hate it when tourists come around and treat the locals like trash, take stuff from historic sites, leave trash everywhere, and drive like nutcases. Please don't be like that when you travel. People are allowing you into their city/town and showing you what makes it special. The least you can do is respect them and the place they call home.

    • @eveningraven
      @eveningraven 4 роки тому +29

      @Gary Stu Very true

    • @beankaty2651
      @beankaty2651 4 роки тому +27

      Like Californian tourists. The people drive like toddlers

    • @squirtluigi
      @squirtluigi 4 роки тому +49

      a few days ago a tourist broke a statue's fingers by laying on it to take a picture

    • @beankaty2651
      @beankaty2651 4 роки тому +14

      squirtluigi big yikes

    • @TheKaoticFoxi23
      @TheKaoticFoxi23 4 роки тому +38

      Yea one day i was going from the beach when some tourists droped a empty bag of potato chips in the sea,AND LAUFGHT AFTER IT,another time my family and me were outside walking when a tourist came by a statue of my countrys historycal figure and said"whos this guy with a sword?"
      Like you could have atleast read the little sign RIGHT THERE

  • @mohammedbakri9858
    @mohammedbakri9858 4 роки тому +209

    Is it bad that I once snapped someone’s “Mixtape” in half after they followed me for a whole 30 minutes... yeah, never felt better!

    • @cloaker4561
      @cloaker4561 4 роки тому +41

      mohammad Bakri that’s a show of dominance

    • @nexxa7636
      @nexxa7636 4 роки тому +25

      you deserve an award

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 4 роки тому +25

      Honestly I wouldn't try that they'll make a whole big of a scene and try to attack me and call the police or something

    • @John_Smith_86
      @John_Smith_86 4 роки тому +11

      @@riyak.7393 Let them

    • @nief17xd10
      @nief17xd10 4 роки тому +3

      You deserve onscar because i said so no really you do im not BS you

  • @tacowarj5305
    @tacowarj5305 4 роки тому +419

    I was once on a school trip to NYC and we passed the “dollar store Disneys” and our teacher said “don’t take pictures or they’ll stab you” now I want to see a fat cigarette smelling what I assume was Mickey Mouse stabbing a kid.

    • @diamzdami7039
      @diamzdami7039 4 роки тому +10

      That was dark.

    • @Cherry.pie1
      @Cherry.pie1 4 роки тому +6

      A child That is smart umm ok Billie edge-lord

    • @tacowarj5305
      @tacowarj5305 4 роки тому +6

      Gabriela Quizhpi lol I’m an upstate Nee Yorker, so my outfit blended in but my voice doesn’t.

    • @robertleary6230
      @robertleary6230 4 роки тому +5

      A child That is smart I am also from Upstate New York and I feel like I become a worse person the few times I visited that city, so I guess I fit the asshole part!

    • @lordtabs
      @lordtabs 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

  • @connordavidson7170
    @connordavidson7170 2 роки тому +28

    2:42 I actually remember learning this one twice. First time was when I was nine second time was when I was eleven. I was in Vancouver with my family while we were walking through Chinatown, and some woman and a younger girl were asking people for help because their car had broken down and they needed help getting it repaired. My family kept us walking and I asked why we weren’t helping them, and my father told me that they were lying. The other time I was on the subway in New York City with my dad, and this exact thing happened. I wanted to do something here as well, but my dad saw and made sure I stayed where I was until we got to out stop.

    • @Hazelbazelwastaken
      @Hazelbazelwastaken Рік тому +1

      Wow extremely cool story im glad I read it so I know the context

  • @marsandthescouts
    @marsandthescouts 4 роки тому +543

    The ‘dollar store Disney characters’ in NYC are so aggressive

    • @valentinac9009
      @valentinac9009 4 роки тому +2

      TYYY

    • @TheGuestLeader
      @TheGuestLeader 4 роки тому +7

      the ones i always find al genraly nice and dont even ask for money and are in legit good costumes and just vibing out there

    • @tyronepines8694
      @tyronepines8694 4 роки тому +18

      I remember getting sucked in by one and my mom tried to pull me away and when I tell you that Latina Minnie Mouse was this close 👌 to strangling my arm I mean it

    • @georgewashingtoncrossingth640
      @georgewashingtoncrossingth640 4 роки тому +9

      bruh they smell like weed 😭

    • @avasydney8310
      @avasydney8310 4 роки тому +5

      @Old Boomer Yes Try the ones on Hollywood Blvd.

  • @SAMURIADI
    @SAMURIADI 4 роки тому +565

    i had someone try to sell me a cd, i looked him dead in the eye and said "a cd? what is this 2012? go on soundcload if you want to make it semi-relevent"
    (edit: this happened on my 2018 vidcon trip, as for the soundcload i was being sarcastic)

    • @DraGonXabLe1
      @DraGonXabLe1 4 роки тому +106

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @xlunadivinerx1585
      @xlunadivinerx1585 4 роки тому +16

      I told a guy that tried to sell me and my gf at the time a mixtape I was like bro you ain’t Mac Miller. He got all hostile with me telling me he’s better than him. and then spotted clear tourist and ran up to them 😂

    • @user-fq4hj8yv2z
      @user-fq4hj8yv2z 4 роки тому +4

      ...👏.👏.👏.

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 4 роки тому +6

      I'd just tell them that I'm gonna pay them in exposure. 😈

    • @Kyle1st100
      @Kyle1st100 4 роки тому +6

      I can tell this is a lie, but holy shit what a good roast.

  • @mad_0897
    @mad_0897 4 роки тому +4660

    bring fake children’s money, their face when they realise

  • @Armsoda3
    @Armsoda3 3 роки тому +16

    I went in to nyc recently and I had remembered some of the advice this video had given me even after almost a year since I watched it. And my dad almost fell for the Rapper scam and I started to panic but luckily we got away without having to buy anything 😭

  • @satoruspi4no
    @satoruspi4no 4 роки тому +658

    “50 pounds overweight and broke”
    so nothing will change

  • @thomasgoffioul1253
    @thomasgoffioul1253 4 роки тому +367

    I feel like Tabbes could kill someone and be like "Get off the floor"

    • @rschl1917
      @rschl1917 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao I agree

    • @MagicUnicrnYT
      @MagicUnicrnYT 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao XD

    • @MoltenLqva
      @MoltenLqva 4 роки тому +2

      50 shades of wheeze lmao

    • @sourdemon
      @sourdemon 4 роки тому +2

      Why did I immediately think of oh sangwoo. Killing stalking fans will know what I'm talking about.

    • @geanna-io
      @geanna-io 4 роки тому

      Yep 0>0

  • @cory110597
    @cory110597 4 роки тому +285

    and if someone looks homeless, crazy and on drugs, they're hommies won't do shit to you, you can ignore them or exchange some random words with em. it'll be fine, they seem scary but they're fine, can asure u they'll be happy to chat

    • @athunderstryke
      @athunderstryke 4 роки тому +57

      That’s what a crazy homeless person wanting my purse would say

    • @savi0r_505
      @savi0r_505 4 роки тому +3

      @@athunderstryke 😂😂

    • @CDChumps
      @CDChumps 4 роки тому +9

      I was harrased and now I'm traumatized

    • @savi0r_505
      @savi0r_505 4 роки тому +4

      @@CDChumps Xd hope you get better

    • @tripulse9710
      @tripulse9710 4 роки тому +1

      my brothers actually friends with this homeless dude that lives near this place my fam visits a lot the dudes pretty chill

  • @Samthereal
    @Samthereal 3 роки тому +20

    The only thing that comes in my mind when being violated, grabbed, or cornered is violence

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +450

    "Don't be a tourist"
    Introverts: _"Didn't plan on being one"_

    • @Master_Rater
      @Master_Rater 4 роки тому +6

      ah yes you again

    • @Clean_Rat
      @Clean_Rat 4 роки тому +1

      @Logan I can sense the amount of sarcasm there is in your comment.

  • @daikonlegs5543
    @daikonlegs5543 4 роки тому +1430

    On the train in Korea.
    This man tried taking my backpack
    worth of $50 bucks of anime key chains.
    *When he tried to make a run for it, I tripped him.*

    • @LittleCuteShadow
      @LittleCuteShadow 4 роки тому +93

      Good for you, Bub. Good for you.

    • @evieroyale3587
      @evieroyale3587 4 роки тому +8

      *ok*

    • @luzesperanzaharris4447
      @luzesperanzaharris4447 4 роки тому +79

      You forgot the best part. You happened to trip him where the doors are and as they close he can feel the regret.

    • @felinefrost7023
      @felinefrost7023 4 роки тому +82

      I’m proud of you
      Not for stopping him, but for having those chains
      -I’m kidding good job on stopping that guy-

    • @onyx_swordsman221
      @onyx_swordsman221 4 роки тому +12

      What anime key chains yugioh, naruto, dragon ball z or super? WHAT IS IT

  • @Baffle145
    @Baffle145 3 роки тому +1396

    That ed edd n eddy scene literally described the whole show

    • @KarlCalv
      @KarlCalv 3 роки тому +44

      Theyre gonna spend all their money on those yaw breakers.

    • @SonicUni1997
      @SonicUni1997 3 роки тому +22

      This is them after the shows series finale. Stealing people's purses to buy jaw breakers.

    • @ZeepAtomic
      @ZeepAtomic 3 роки тому +5

      That's what I was thinking.

    • @flipinc.3492
      @flipinc.3492 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly tho

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +4

      Please love the Holy Trinity and obey GOD'S word

  • @lilbits9024
    @lilbits9024 2 роки тому +19

    This happens in Australia too. There have been many interesting tourist interactions around me. I have very curly hair and tourists have asked for photos with me. Especially in those places you can hold sneks. A whole tourist group tried to steal my families sausages though while they were being cooked on a public bbq.

  • @kdot4068
    @kdot4068 3 роки тому +559

    True Story:
    I lived in Houston and when I was walking home from the bus stop after work (I still had my security guard blazer uniform on)
    I was at the local corner store buying myself a beer. The old lady walked up to me and sweetly kept complementing me on my work uniform, and sucking up to me. Afterwards she asked me If I could buy her a beer too, I simply said "No." She replied with "DAYAM YOU MEAN!" and in my head I wanted to say "And you're too old to seduce a guy who can barely afford a beer for himself." I said nothing and went on my way.

    • @xinkil2214
      @xinkil2214 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao😂

    • @cornnflaekk675
      @cornnflaekk675 3 роки тому +2

      Live in Houston. Can't even smoke downtown without someone trying to get something from you. Like, I'm on break if you don't fuck off-

  • @amelia3518
    @amelia3518 4 роки тому +221

    Tabbes: *”dollar store Disney characters”*
    Elmo:

  • @siopaoboy7550
    @siopaoboy7550 4 роки тому +254

    Spotting a tourist in Chicago is easy. "Hey can I get a Chicago style pizza?" Nobody calls it Chicago style unless you're not from Chicago. We call it "Deep Dish" because it actually tells what kind of pizza it is and is actually descriptive. Also the s in Illinois is silent YOU FOOLS.

    • @Skooteh
      @Skooteh 4 роки тому +13

      Also, peoples from Toronto don't usually pronounce the 2nd t. No particular reason, we just don't.

    • @habibcicero3833
      @habibcicero3833 4 роки тому +1

      Harold Jenkins actually most of toronto not immigrants- 50% white locals plus children of immigrants = locals

    • @Saifyrooma2nd
      @Saifyrooma2nd 4 роки тому

      Lol, I'm not even from the US and I know the "s" thing.

    • @metamorphicflame
      @metamorphicflame 4 роки тому

      i'm pretty sure everyone knows that the s is silent lol

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 роки тому

      tf people are pronouncing the s in Illinios?? I'm not even from Illinois

  • @orn1x346
    @orn1x346 Рік тому +5

    I’m currently doing a pre-college in the city and I ran into one of those sob-story folks while heading back to my dorm. I made the dumb mistake of making eye contact with him and he pulled me over and gave me a sob story before asking for money. Obviously I didn’t give him my money, so he asked for my card and that’s when I knew this man was playing.
    Look confident, act like you’re hurrying somewhere or calling someone, listen to music, or simply ignore them. I’m speaking from true experience and I’ve never had another encounter like that since 😂

  • @gigitheskeleton6202
    @gigitheskeleton6202 4 роки тому +478

    "What's your name, baby?"
    "I don't remember, man. Now take your mixtapes and leave!"

    • @zphoenix897
      @zphoenix897 4 роки тому +23

      thats when you pull the ol' "nunya" and leave

    • @goofyrat2938
      @goofyrat2938 4 роки тому +6

      ZPhoenix
      Lmao 😂

    • @ruler_of_dcw
      @ruler_of_dcw 4 роки тому +1

      Scammer: I will never let you let me leave I promise I'm not lying-

    • @aranetrans256
      @aranetrans256 4 роки тому +1

      ADED 43 ソマツ Scammer: Go ahead ask anybody who has seen me trying, im not going!

    • @ruler_of_dcw
      @ruler_of_dcw 4 роки тому

      @@aranetrans256 Scammer: and if it seems like I did, I'm prolly waiting outside.
      it scary how those lyrics fit XD

  • @PopeyeSolos
    @PopeyeSolos 4 роки тому +177

    So basically avoid interactions with people and keep to yourself. That’s like, how I’ve been living my entire life.

  • @arc2444
    @arc2444 4 роки тому +329

    Tabbes: ruins the magic of traveling in 8 minutes
    Coronavirus rates: not stonks

  • @fbi8171
    @fbi8171 3 роки тому +10

    Things you need with you when your a tourist:
    1. Monopoly money
    2. Phone (to record)
    3. Addidas,Nikeys
    4. A child
    5. Finale make sure to tell them you were a quiet kid in school

  • @markeye2043
    @markeye2043 4 роки тому +727

    Me an Introvert: “Looks like the rules don’t apply captian”

    • @marinenukem
      @marinenukem 4 роки тому +6

      Captain*

    • @inansillum1892
      @inansillum1892 4 роки тому +4

      No u

    • @TristanLackey
      @TristanLackey 4 роки тому +4

      You misspelled Captain

    • @threedaysgrace2233
      @threedaysgrace2233 4 роки тому +4

      I know right. In my senior year of high school we got to go to New York for a trip. I was in a group of sophomore and a junior. The sophomore a complete extravert wanted a with Mickey Mouse. So we all got in it and well next we got threaten to give them money. Well her to be honest because was from a rich family. Should have gotten a cop since there was one just a block away but didn’t want to leave the two girls alone. For the rest of the trip we avoided those character.

    • @parmesandrawz
      @parmesandrawz 4 роки тому +1

      6 6 6

  • @lovelysartstudio8299
    @lovelysartstudio8299 4 роки тому +522

    In Italy, these ladies had a picture of whom they reffered to as their grandson who had leukemia. But the thing was, all of them had the exact same picture. And a friend from our tour group said he saw all of them talking about how much money they got.

    • @JacksonAnimation8
      @JacksonAnimation8 4 роки тому +6

      Wow! By the way, you can see some more fun animation videos on my channel. Thanks

    • @dhimiterzaka1970
      @dhimiterzaka1970 4 роки тому +5

      We're in Italy,and did U go to Italy? If u did, did u go to trieste? (I'm sorry if I am making personal questions but I wanna see if u were there too

    • @dhimiterzaka1970
      @dhimiterzaka1970 3 роки тому

      @@sian186 I was a tourist nothing happened to me tho, I'm here for most of my life and I don't think they do that like.. Casualty. If we are talking trieste but if it was like milano then I know what u mean.. A bit. I was there for a week, nice place

  • @Oldboy_was_taken
    @Oldboy_was_taken 4 роки тому +425

    "Dollar Store Disney Characters on the streets."
    literally every big city in Japan: shit boys, we've been called out.

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 роки тому +15

      Kabal reminds me of this one video filmed in Brazil of these discount Disney characters chaotically running around n’ jumping onto cars n’ shit lol

    • @nickman2345
      @nickman2345 4 роки тому +2

      Las Vegas has entered the chat

    • @ayaduhh
      @ayaduhh 4 роки тому +1

      These scams happen a lot in Kabukicho district. You got all sorts of scammers and some dangerous people. The tourists get dropped there a lot

  • @Klover_Kindness
    @Klover_Kindness 3 роки тому +28

    (7:07)
    “Don’t worry we’ll get that back for you!”
    “Thank you!”
    Pro tip: steal their phones so they gotta find u, them fuckers just got trolled.

  • @bunsereysophamony2446
    @bunsereysophamony2446 4 роки тому +692

    Moral of the story:
    Public Transport bad. Stay inside

    • @bluejellybeancos
      @bluejellybeancos 4 роки тому +37

      People bad, don’t socialise

    • @karamel5644
      @karamel5644 4 роки тому +1

      *claps*

    • @em_adieu
      @em_adieu 4 роки тому +2

      perfectly said 🕺

    • @Mikiluvsu
      @Mikiluvsu 4 роки тому

      Yes I love quarantine

    • @Mrcharles.
      @Mrcharles. 4 роки тому

      The moral of this story when you got hecklers, arm yourself up.

  • @user-nw6di1fn2d
    @user-nw6di1fn2d 4 роки тому +158

    ‘Look down and cry when people mean to you’ why is that... just me everyday

    • @user-nw6di1fn2d
      @user-nw6di1fn2d 4 роки тому +1

      Çhêësßāll•Fîlms You could of very easily just scrolled past but you decided to take time out of your day to reply, so I’ll take that as a compliment ty

    • @rexkhomovic8967
      @rexkhomovic8967 4 роки тому

      @@THEsalmonator_ Really sure is just that i got hurt and mean by other people that i just don't care about people being mean to me anymore

  • @snazzyshark20
    @snazzyshark20 3 роки тому +18

    Pick pockets are the exact reason why I wear zipper pockets when I'm on trips

    • @MsBluebot
      @MsBluebot 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s a good idea dude I have a pair of pants like that

  • @lem7384
    @lem7384 4 роки тому +249

    bruh when she said “erica” i panicked because i’m watching this on a zoom and i thought my teacher was talking to me because my name is erika 😭

    • @bornstellar-makes-eternal-5136
      @bornstellar-makes-eternal-5136 4 роки тому +18

      Lmfao I miss the days when we could sit in class and watch UA-cam and know the difference between the teachers and the videos

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 4 роки тому +4

      I was waching a video about nature a d it said river ( my name)

    • @justarandomhandlewithnomeaning
      @justarandomhandlewithnomeaning 4 роки тому +3

      😭 but 😂 at the same time

    • @danielwieczorek1186
      @danielwieczorek1186 4 роки тому +4

      its summer

    • @xaddox7524
      @xaddox7524 4 роки тому +1

      @@bornstellar-makes-eternal-5136 i still have completely regular school. Expect for now tho since it is summer holiday

  • @scareology7226
    @scareology7226 4 роки тому +281

    This is why New Yorkers avoid times square. The creepy as heck dollar Disney characters

    • @martinmelanopaz6925
      @martinmelanopaz6925 4 роки тому +6

      I legit when I was child and my family went there as tourist, it was night we went there, and I knew something was going to happen, my 11 year old brain was all like "just ignore EVERYONE and wacht the lights" and then, from the distance... literally two woman naked with 4 of July looking costumes. The only thing that was hiding their chest, was paint. I was traumatized that nigth

    • @martinmelanopaz6925
      @martinmelanopaz6925 4 роки тому

      @LALA don't worry, it didn't affect me outside from that nigth, and it was 5 years ago, so it dosen't really matters to me now, just something I wanted to tell

  • @Rosemary-ql4hk
    @Rosemary-ql4hk 4 роки тому +475

    I'd like to see a local dress up in "I love City" clothes and act like a tourist (taking pictures, looking confused, souvenirs, etc) but in a perfectly innocent and respectful way, and compare how they are treated on a day to day basis. It would also be funny if they overheard someone asking for directions or something and they give the answer quickly, or someone is deciding where to eat and they say oh I go here every Friday after work, but they look like a tourist.

    • @doinganerin5871
      @doinganerin5871 4 роки тому +5

      *Interesting.....*

    • @popi5476
      @popi5476 4 роки тому +17

      lmao imagine New Yorkers actually talking to each other

    • @rumory
      @rumory 4 роки тому +2

      @@popi5476 that's... quite depressing

    • @popi5476
      @popi5476 4 роки тому +8

      @@rumory tbh, I like it. NYC is the city of minding ur own business and u can feel way less self-conscious since no one is paying attention to u anyway. We just silently accept everything and I like that energy.

    • @artfex1289
      @artfex1289 2 роки тому +9

      @@popi5476 it's all fun and handy dandy until you start getting beat and no one does anything but
      A) Either ignore you
      Or
      B) Just record the beating happening.
      You're right about not having to feel self conscious about people give way too much attention. But the mind your business attitude becomes a problem if it means no one will help you in a dangerous situation.

  • @eazyplayz3510
    @eazyplayz3510 3 роки тому +17

    Welp I’m from Manhattan and whenever I see a homeless person I always want to give them money (my mom sometimes won’t let me) but once I was on the train with my grandma and I had candy so I gave it to a man that was asking for money he thanked me and I saw him eat it from the other side of the train I feel like he was actually hungry...I felt good that day

  • @invictuserror4309
    @invictuserror4309 4 роки тому +372

    She ain’t lying had someone trying to steal my backpack when I was on a train 🙃 dude got his wrist broken

    • @mushyomens6885
      @mushyomens6885 4 роки тому +15

      Lmao 😂

    • @emeamo720
      @emeamo720 4 роки тому +8

      bet you ran away afterwards

    • @invictuserror4309
      @invictuserror4309 4 роки тому

      I saw I made an error thx for pointing it out

    • @invictuserror4309
      @invictuserror4309 4 роки тому +4

      EmeAmo of course I ran away I broke the dudes wrist cops would look my butt behind bars 😂😂😂

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 роки тому +3

      Nice job m8

  • @FroslassManiac
    @FroslassManiac 4 роки тому +217

    "What comes to mind when you think of tourists."
    Idiots blocking the cycle paths who don't get out of the way no matter how aggressively you ring your bell.

    • @TechBits-
      @TechBits- 4 роки тому +11

      Sounds like all the locals in my home area 😂

    • @josepho3364
      @josepho3364 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe it's time to upgrade from a bike bell to a war gong.

    • @ocha3295
      @ocha3295 4 роки тому

      Another dutchie I see?

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 4 роки тому +2

      Hit them

    • @armwrestlingeveryday906
      @armwrestlingeveryday906 4 роки тому

      Yume Tsuki I sub to people that sub to me

  • @shellyliriano879
    @shellyliriano879 4 роки тому +225

    You forgot the monk who walks around the city with a coin in his hand, and tries put it in your hands so you can give him money .

  • @buggy4212
    @buggy4212 3 роки тому +44

    I’ve got a nice story my dad told me about his trip to a mew place:
    he was boarding a train,then as he was getting on a 70 or 80 year old lady robbed him and ran away he never actually caught her like- come on dad you were 21 and she was 70 or 60?
    😂

  • @alexemtstudios7875
    @alexemtstudios7875 3 роки тому +335

    This lady legit told us how not to get scammed
    Lets all give her a moment of peace for giving us this advice

  • @yaretzineri5371
    @yaretzineri5371 4 роки тому +153

    Also idk about other cities but if your in New York and your a tourist
    DON’T
    WALK
    SLOW
    If your walking way to slow then everybody’s gonna know your a tourist

    • @karina-ww9pp
      @karina-ww9pp 4 роки тому +7

      Yaretzi Neri I always walk extremely fast so I guess that’s good

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 4 роки тому +3

      I wish I could walk

    • @erzascarlet6044
      @erzascarlet6044 4 роки тому

      Thanks for the info

    • @erzascarlet6044
      @erzascarlet6044 4 роки тому

      @@someoneawesome8717 oof

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 4 роки тому +2

      @@erzascarlet6044 yeah but on an upside it does help me get attention for my card reading

  • @virginiomartinez5903
    @virginiomartinez5903 4 роки тому +98

    Once i went to Jamaica, there was this one person who kept on following me and my mom, when my mom turned around to ask what she wanted she said "C'mon these plastic birds look really cute right?" And my mom just agreed and walked away but she kept on following us "Please take it, it took me 3 whole day without water, without aur conditioning, please just take it for 20 dollars" and my mom got so annyoed because she would not leave us alone so she gave her the money and a few minutes later, we saw the same birds in a shop *they were 1 dollar*

    • @ariel765
      @ariel765 4 роки тому +1

      As a Jamaican sorry that happened

  • @_mars_5762
    @_mars_5762 2 роки тому +6

    it’s the people who get mad when u bump their food away. i’ve been to nyc so many times and when that shit happens u just gotta run. like i don’t care if the person is mad just book it. don’t give them money don’t even look back. it’s worked for me so many times.

  • @KAJ-dl8xx
    @KAJ-dl8xx 4 роки тому +323

    Some guy did that "its free" thing on my mom with perfume and she ended up spending 40$...

  • @orange9673
    @orange9673 4 роки тому +1062

    I’m gonna print out some fake money called “f off bucks” just to mess up da dudes day.

    • @bbueno2009
      @bbueno2009 3 роки тому +31

      DO IT

    • @sallyandrews9328
      @sallyandrews9328 3 роки тому +15

      I'll take 20$ in singles . give them a the single fuck i pass out

    • @forsakenfish
      @forsakenfish 3 роки тому +13

      I know this is a joke, but for people who don't know, this is illegal.

    • @billybob4895
      @billybob4895 3 роки тому +5

      id fake filling out a blank check and fold it up and hand it to them i would then ditch them

    • @srdjanrikic978
      @srdjanrikic978 3 роки тому +15

      @@forsakenfish well so long you only use it on scammers it ain't,like don't try to pay your groceries with fake printed money but if you are doing it to mess with a scammer or to mess with your homie its completely fine

  • @derpyfailz572
    @derpyfailz572 4 роки тому +282

    moral of the story: become a scam artist yourself and take out the competition

    • @TechBits-
      @TechBits- 4 роки тому +20

      I'm selling this napkin for 10 bucks, goes really nicely with your 30 dollar hot dog 😬

    • @Z10-Brawl
      @Z10-Brawl 4 роки тому +1

      Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod binod Binod

  • @zero._.jaqueline2721
    @zero._.jaqueline2721 3 роки тому +14

    6:05 I fell for that one once, some random dudes in disney character costumes came up to me and my friends and took a picture not mentioning the price, and then AFTER THE PICTURE WAS ALREADY TAKEN they told me I had to pay 50 bucks for it. Like bro I don’t have that much cash in my wallet at all times-

  • @Oli_rats
    @Oli_rats 4 роки тому +221

    As a person who lives in Vegas heres how I deal with the hustlers
    Sob story, say something even more depressing than what they just said then say something about how you were just mugged and have nothing to give to them example: "Im on my way to my Moms funeral, and I dont really have money on me..." Then fake cry.
    Broke something? Tell them "I just saw those at dollar tree in the reading glasses section"
    Yo my food: "shoulda watched where you were going, not my fault dude."
    Buy my mixtape: "nah man, i aint into that"
    "I think your pretty cute acctually, can I get your number instead?" Then never text them, boom

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 4 роки тому +25

      Lmao the sob story is easy
      I judt have to obnoxiously overexagerate my life and boom
      Thanks for the tips tho!

    • @samscorner3916
      @samscorner3916 4 роки тому +7

      Just walk away 😭

    • @sentientloaf7939
      @sentientloaf7939 4 роки тому +12

      @@samscorner3916 its not always that easy, you never know what they have in their back pocket

    • @Jason-with-a-game
      @Jason-with-a-game 4 роки тому +6

      @@sentientloaf7939 so I'm not the only one who brings a pocket knife everywhere I go

    • @nexxa7636
      @nexxa7636 4 роки тому +5

      fuck i really like these. here in nyc, we just ignore them and if they get into our personal space i just tell them to keep their distance

  • @jordyv.703
    @jordyv.703 4 роки тому +540

    When scammers walk up to you, just start acting like a psycho meth-head. You know move around weirdly laugh like a maniac do the eye twitch. They'll leave you alone most of the time

    • @241Cookies__
      @241Cookies__ 4 роки тому +50

      I am assuming this is from experience?

    • @jordyv.703
      @jordyv.703 4 роки тому +48

      @@241Cookies__ maybe....

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 роки тому +91

      Or pretend to be a scammer yourself
      Scammer: Hey wanna buy by mixtape
      You: no do yOu WANNA BUY MY MIXTAPE

    • @Mythis1
      @Mythis1 4 роки тому +18

      I guess this wouldn’t work on an actual meth head trying to scam you though huh?

    • @xitlalydominguez6776
      @xitlalydominguez6776 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah just start barking at them

  • @qzaomarjlol6043
    @qzaomarjlol6043 4 роки тому +289

    Someone:
    "I have a serious voice."
    Tabbes:
    *"Hell, am i suppose to smile or somethin?"*

  • @pokeyunicorn_4837
    @pokeyunicorn_4837 3 роки тому +6

    As an attractive city girl myself, I'm more worried about older men trying to grope me than scammers trying to hurt me so if anyone tried asking me for money, I'll just tell em"sorry bro I'm broke" or "I'm not interested please leave me alone" and if guys get touchy grabby on me I got a tazer and this is why I dont carry money in my bag just spare clothes and sketchbooks and I keep my money in my brassiere or my socks