Garbage Stew

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 5 років тому +323

    When your recipe says that it’s garbage, you just know that it’s a winner.

  • @josh8508
    @josh8508 3 роки тому +215

    This dish is also called food poison stew

  • @Salitrillo360
    @Salitrillo360 5 років тому +395

    "It's kind of sick and gross" Aaaaaaaa yes, those are the words we should hear right before a cooking video.

  • @justinroderick5998
    @justinroderick5998 5 років тому +330

    Did buddy rlly just say fresh vegetables

    • @Rolandinho819
      @Rolandinho819 5 років тому +25

      I laughed when he said that lol

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 4 роки тому +9

      @xxx CHOPPER I'd bet my house that you're overweight and think wearing bandannas are cool

  • @jaredgunn4264
    @jaredgunn4264 5 років тому +266

    This video just made me angry.

  • @Wyvern201
    @Wyvern201 4 роки тому +122

    “Oh god dad’s cooking dinner again”

  • @PsychopathUltimate
    @PsychopathUltimate 8 років тому +273

    This is like nutraloaf as designed by the Devil.

  • @sleepyjoebiden3628
    @sleepyjoebiden3628 3 роки тому +50

    "Garbage stew"
    He wasn't lying.

  • @CheapShotFail
    @CheapShotFail 4 роки тому +139

    Why all the downvotes? Finally an accurate description of the food being served.

  • @geneconvoy5879
    @geneconvoy5879 5 років тому +354

    I love a good al dente hot dog chunk in a medley of garbage. Bravo

  • @markmckckck216
    @markmckckck216 5 років тому +101

    The only thing that gets me more excited than the thought of eating garbage is a large man with a goatee

  • @dsilva2012
    @dsilva2012 4 роки тому +89

    I cant wait for the garbage cookbook. My garbage can is hungry for your recipes.

  • @devilzfood
    @devilzfood 4 роки тому +13

    i go back to these old videos just to read the hysterical comments

  • @leomartinez4398
    @leomartinez4398 5 років тому +171

    3:26 "I don't wanna ruin the dish"
    LMFAO 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @deadrabbits218
    @deadrabbits218 3 роки тому +36

    ... when the end of the week comes... And I'm forced to feed my basement family of kidnap victims... I always smother them with jacks cooking

  • @greenswamponion7330
    @greenswamponion7330 4 роки тому +58

    Title describes all of Jack's cooking

  • @electriclemons1794
    @electriclemons1794 5 років тому +72

    Why do you keep doing this same dish every time ?

  • @crossblades400
    @crossblades400 9 років тому +116

    that's what they ate during world war two

    • @PipeBomb416
      @PipeBomb416 5 років тому +22

      crossblades400 more like the war of 1812

    • @StrawberryJam806
      @StrawberryJam806 4 роки тому +15

      In the concentration camps maybe

  • @HobelRosier
    @HobelRosier 4 роки тому +64

    These sausages look like 100 years old dynamite sticks

  • @mimisays7896
    @mimisays7896 4 роки тому +111

    He's trolling us there is no way he is serious

    • @roybringus31
      @roybringus31 4 роки тому +53

      Unfortunately he isn’t. He has comments turned off of all his new videos because he can’t handle people telling him the truth.

  • @diabetesman4030
    @diabetesman4030 4 роки тому +17

    Are you cooking for a family of raccoons?

  • @USA89MAF
    @USA89MAF 9 років тому +234

    u should change the video's title to "How to get diarrhea" :)

    • @FoodieTommy
      @FoodieTommy 7 років тому +34

      I don't know, "Garbage Stew" is probably the most accurate description for his cooking in general.

    • @CosmicWaffle26
      @CosmicWaffle26 5 років тому +1

      Haha!!😂

  • @no-zz3br
    @no-zz3br 4 роки тому +12

    people in prison eat better than this

  • @yourdad7351
    @yourdad7351 4 роки тому +38

    You remember in middle school when people would mix a bunch of stuff at lunch and dare you to eat it? Yeah

  • @justanotheronewithwifi
    @justanotheronewithwifi 4 роки тому +12

    *After making the stew instantly throw it it out for better results*

  • @mikelclark4192
    @mikelclark4192 7 років тому +47

    I would divorce him

    • @antdel2726
      @antdel2726 4 роки тому +9

      why would you marry him?

  • @Scent_Library
    @Scent_Library 4 роки тому +7

    This is not a recipe- this is just literally things you were gonna throw away and then boiled together. Dude- no way that tastes good

  • @JayDagny
    @JayDagny 4 роки тому +16

    3:25 "I don't want to ruin the dish"

  • @Tentou
    @Tentou 5 років тому +10

    Just a grip of spinach... and then 10 heaping spoonfuls of mayo

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 4 роки тому +15

    the healthiest thing to eat in this recipe is the metal pot
    when he put the stew in the other pot, my bowels let loose, so thanks for that...

  • @HitMan8009
    @HitMan8009 4 роки тому +10

    “Garbage stew”. Which is exactly what it is.

  • @KodiaxeMusic
    @KodiaxeMusic 4 роки тому +29

    Not even stoned does this look appetizing

  • @jacoblewis9623
    @jacoblewis9623 5 років тому +20

    If you had just let it all stew in a dumpster for a week, the end result probably would have turned out better

  • @atresaoxxx3573
    @atresaoxxx3573 5 років тому +45

    So I guess this is how our gorl alr learn how to make her “soups”

  • @teckyify
    @teckyify 9 років тому +131

    I think you can substantially improve stews by sautéing the ingredients in the proper order first, meat first, then the firm vegetables and so on, adding the garlic and then adding turmeric or smoked paprika or similar stews friendly spices and roasting them slightly.

  • @princesspeach37
    @princesspeach37 5 років тому +19

    The bacon was raw

  • @ricepicker562
    @ricepicker562 4 роки тому +6

    Looking like it should be named Sink water Stew

  • @hiddeninanxiety2265
    @hiddeninanxiety2265 4 роки тому +11

    Trolling at another level

  • @dashhazard8526
    @dashhazard8526 4 роки тому +31

    "Don't wanna make my-self or my family sick." So i'll just boil the mold off first!

  • @ztadiaz8606
    @ztadiaz8606 5 років тому +27

    5:30 How to creat the power puff gurls

    • @snaffuu6817
      @snaffuu6817 5 років тому +8

      *SUGAR*
      *SPICE*
      *AND EVERYTHING NICE*

  • @joshtutor2526
    @joshtutor2526 3 роки тому +8

    Nothing says yummy like boiled bacon...I would rather eat pepper spray than this atrocity.

  • @shrekylou
    @shrekylou 5 років тому +29

    I just threw up in my mouth....

    • @Rachub
      @Rachub 3 роки тому

      Preferable to eating this

  • @daymona
    @daymona 4 роки тому +5

    At least the title isn't clickbait

  • @altheabaranov3414
    @altheabaranov3414 9 років тому +52

    Sorry to say this does not sound like any kind of edible combination. Maybe if you left out the hot dogs it would be better. No good!

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 5 років тому +62

    This guy is uncle Festers evil cousin

  • @7pines77
    @7pines77 3 роки тому +27

    That’s disgusting 🤢

  • @SuperSmileyboii
    @SuperSmileyboii 4 роки тому +13

    I still don’t get how he has half a mil Subscribers

  • @ArghCake
    @ArghCake 9 років тому +31

    i'd rather eat mystery meat

  • @swallowtail7718
    @swallowtail7718 4 роки тому +11

    Scrap out the "Stew" and the title is spot on.

  • @Angel-fd7es
    @Angel-fd7es 9 років тому +42

    Is your knife sharp?

  • @YungEBT
    @YungEBT 3 роки тому +14

    Dinner for the family? Mann this not even funny bruh

  • @cayetanorocha7439
    @cayetanorocha7439 9 років тому +37

    Gives u the poots

  • @jacobwood949
    @jacobwood949 4 роки тому +13

    All it’s missing is a used band aid and a dr scholls foot pad

  • @snayz3150
    @snayz3150 5 років тому +16

    what a stomach.

  • @2milo23
    @2milo23 4 роки тому +16

    "You know you shouldnt eat those hotdogs, they're three months past the date. Theyll make you see through time"
    - quote from Brandon Roger's character Elmer on his video Elmer hates his job

  • @midgetsHead
    @midgetsHead 9 років тому +52

    Got to adding ingredients and cracked the F up. "Meat, veggies, some stuff I had in a can cause why the f not?Peppers in a jar? Sure. Some hot stuff I guess. A beer? Sure, I'm drunk enough already. Salsa - 'How much have I had to drink?' Limes? Yeah I have one so why not? Stir and 'Awe crap, I opened my spice rack and theres some of that dehydrated chicken stuff in here. Let's throw it in too"
    This isn't so much a garbage stew as much as it is what I imagine what life was like when Jack was 20. "Got a pot? No I mean an actual pot not 'pot' pot I gotta heat some stuff because I'm gonna be awesome and be a super star internet chef" (BTW, those guys Jack was talking at responded with "Dude, WTF is the internet, and what the hell does WTF mean?")

  • @nopy.4869
    @nopy.4869 2 роки тому +15

    I'm glad to see that meat finally got cooked!

  • @awesomedonut8228
    @awesomedonut8228 6 років тому +16

    Finally I found an accurate title!

  • @whosboss2221
    @whosboss2221 4 роки тому +16

    5:46 a “little” Cajun seasoning
    Just a little

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 4 роки тому +9

    I csn just smell the soily damp odour coming through my screen.

  • @MS-bp3il
    @MS-bp3il 4 роки тому +8

    Looks like something Amberlynne would make

  • @donaldz1264
    @donaldz1264 9 років тому +60

    Sounds sort of like hobo stew, which is whatever you can find.

  • @pareshmathew1596
    @pareshmathew1596 4 роки тому +3

    I mean just cause it’s a stew does not mean you can put anything in it. The ingredients still have to compliment or go together. Lol culinary science down the garbage.

  • @parisdim4685
    @parisdim4685 4 роки тому +3

    The day Jack desided to be honest

  • @KeithO42O
    @KeithO42O 5 років тому +5

    that lime juice brings it all together nicely

  • @pizzapizza2225
    @pizzapizza2225 4 роки тому +5

    Just here reminiscing about when Jack had two arms 😞

    • @weldingcaps3493
      @weldingcaps3493 4 роки тому +4

      Can he even use his other arm anymore? I haven’t been staying up to date on the Jack lore

  • @creepcringe4294
    @creepcringe4294 4 роки тому +7

    It seems like you always get your recipe's from a 10yr old....

  • @Random_Things1001
    @Random_Things1001 4 роки тому +10

    Wish he allowed the comments still. It's the best part

  • @user-fq3jl8in8l
    @user-fq3jl8in8l 4 роки тому +3

    I'm never eating again

  • @joshhurley3691
    @joshhurley3691 3 роки тому +8

    Does he not know how canned food works

  • @demarawilding4001
    @demarawilding4001 3 роки тому +7

    I think he kinda gages on the first bite and he never actually takes a second bite haha

  • @stepanfojticek2069
    @stepanfojticek2069 4 роки тому +2

    yes jack the title describes it perfectly

  • @robinflight4217
    @robinflight4217 4 роки тому +1

    That title is the most accurate title to describe this crime against nature

  • @rachelwindsor850
    @rachelwindsor850 3 роки тому +10

    THIS GUY IS SPONSORED!!

  • @gordonschnick12
    @gordonschnick12 4 роки тому +5

    An accurate name for this disaster,

  • @bpbossman1421
    @bpbossman1421 4 роки тому +5

    This dudes poor family

  • @PaunchyRobot
    @PaunchyRobot 5 років тому +3

    Has Harry's Razors seen this video?

  • @MoTheFeral
    @MoTheFeral 4 роки тому +1

    Thomas Keller is quaking. He ain't got nothin on Chef Jacksalmonellamayonnaise!

  • @powerpuff4ever
    @powerpuff4ever 4 роки тому +2

    At least it’s appropriately named

  • @ClydeNibbles
    @ClydeNibbles 4 роки тому +4

    ah yes an apty titled video, good day lads

  • @taraschumacker
    @taraschumacker 4 роки тому +5

    This makes me, irrationally angry...

  • @junklovers
    @junklovers 9 років тому +47

    we do stuff like that at our house too,but we call it clean out the fridge whatever.(we use some stuff from the pantry too)
    clean out the fridge soup or stew night
    clean out the fridge pizza night
    clean out the fridge panini sandwich night
    clean out the fridge casserole night
    everytime i make something like that,i hear my grandma words what she always used to tell us growing up(waste not what not).

    • @arkwryte
      @arkwryte 9 років тому +3

      ***** I used to watch your videos! It is so awesome to see you posting on a video by another youtuber I watch!

    • @KsGirl58
      @KsGirl58 8 років тому +3

      +Simply Sara Kitchen We used to call it clean out the fridge too, but my grandkids didn't want to eat. So now we have buffet night (not mixed together - just a variety of leftovers).

    • @whotookthacookie
      @whotookthacookie 3 роки тому +1

      @@KsGirl58 I love that lol

  • @Ts_Evildroid
    @Ts_Evildroid 9 років тому +4

    I make stew like this about once a month. I'ts never the same twice. I call it Kitchen Sink stew because it has everything in the kitchen in it except the sink!

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 5 років тому +1

    Tastebuds have left the server

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 5 років тому +1

    What kind of idiot has so much food leftovers. We don't throw anything out and we don't have to make trash stew.

  • @ManDingo612
    @ManDingo612 5 років тому +2

    The King of Mayonnaise

  • @Mal-fv4jy
    @Mal-fv4jy 5 років тому +1

    Easy recipe: take a pot, put me in it, serve

  • @scotchjones9048
    @scotchjones9048 4 роки тому +5

    These comments are great , my sides.

  • @midgetsHead
    @midgetsHead 9 років тому +4

    "Oozing Onion" Sounds like a recipe you could sell to Outback. Everything there tastes the same, so Jack, you could have a fortune in the back drawer of the fridge! Shrimp, sirloin, jalapeño whatevers, ribs, something made with corn or strawberries or whatever that green stuff is. Pretty sure they get all their meat from the same animal that they keep in a penguin house on the roof. I've figured out Outbacks business plan from the start. Everything is penguin meat. Shrimp, whatever they claim is steak, some other kind of bird that they "roast" and whatever kind of thing that they're claiming is a baby goat.

    • @cookingwithjackshow
      @cookingwithjackshow  9 років тому +4

      Midget Head hahaha. Love your comment. Outback is the worst food ever. The have good presentation but their meats are tough as shoes.

    • @jeffstanley4593
      @jeffstanley4593 9 років тому

      Cooking With Jack Show I am unable to comment except to reply to someone. Can you help? thanx

    • @midgetsHead
      @midgetsHead 9 років тому

      Jeff Stanley Here's some help - Don't reply to me! I'm a jerk and will only say things to make you feel bad in reply.

    • @jeffstanley4593
      @jeffstanley4593 9 років тому

      Cooking With Jack Show I wrote this to "Midget Head" thinking that I was contacting you. His reply to me follows. I am unable to comment except to reply to someone. Can you help? thanx
      Cooking With Jack Show I am unable to comment except to reply to someone. Can you help? thanx
      Read more Show less This is "Midget Heads" reply to me because of my mistake in contacting him. Here's some help - Don't reply to me! I'm a jerk and will only say things to make you feel bad in reply. Do you want jerks on your station?
      Reply · 1

    • @cookingwithjackshow
      @cookingwithjackshow  9 років тому +1

      not sure what that means but anyway. What did you need from me?

  • @Dom_Hubsub
    @Dom_Hubsub 3 роки тому +5

    Man I've never seen anything like this

  • @vaskesnoppen
    @vaskesnoppen 9 років тому +5

    This is music to my dumpster-diver heart... Great.!

  • @alm1ghty_x769
    @alm1ghty_x769 3 роки тому +9

    Bro wtf is this fr

  • @gabriellet87
    @gabriellet87 9 років тому +1

    Quick question Jack.... Once the family is done eating this meal.. do you trash it or freeze it for later?
    Thanks

  • @mackenzielamanna9724
    @mackenzielamanna9724 6 років тому +9

    All of the food is still being thrown into the garbage because its going into your mouth

  • @nokoolaid
    @nokoolaid 9 років тому +6

    I do similar things with Chili and also lentil soup, which is more like a stew. Lentils with hot dogs rocks. With the chili, I put in everything, chicken, turkey, different types of beef, shrimp, hot dogs, and pork is the bomb when added to chili.

  • @puffer_frog
    @puffer_frog 3 роки тому +4

    Seriously, I think hes a case of 'years of experience of doing the wrong thing.' Dude needs to pick up some fundamentals of cooking and follow an actual recipe. It's a lot to unlearn but I think it's good for him. He has passion but damn... He really needs to go back to basics.

  • @ayosaito6152
    @ayosaito6152 4 роки тому +4

    Ok but has anyone actually made this but with their own twist on it lmao

  • @EasternCCCorp
    @EasternCCCorp 5 років тому +2

    He must be classically trained in the culinary arts.

  • @domohobo
    @domohobo 9 років тому +20

    Maybe you should make this a little series. Like every few months (or when you have a ton of leftovers) make one of these. I think it will be interesting to see.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  9 років тому +10

    Here is what you make when you clean out the fridge. ua-cam.com/video/4IrFYRNtD2I/v-deo.html

    • @chadthomason4569
      @chadthomason4569 9 років тому +1

      +Cooking With Jack Show....... every thing was good except for the Hot Dogs.....Hot Dogs are the worst thing you could eat...especially for a man, processed meats is a leading cause of colon cancer in men

    • @superakon525
      @superakon525 8 років тому +1

      +chad thomason I completely agree but to be honest, not many people on this channel really care