Lou Sanders: Dating Older Men - Live At The Apollo 2019 | Jokes On Us

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  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange 10 місяців тому +79

    As an old man, whom has delivered many a poundings, I approve this message 😂

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 Рік тому +92

    I quite enjoyed that. She was funny, clever, weird, and honest. Not afraid to poke fun at herself as well. Love to see it

    • @thack57
      @thack57 Рік тому +3

      Well, not to 'hose down your parade' because I enjoyed her but a comic making fun of themselves (the term we use is self-effacing) is pretty much what comics do. In fact, it's so common that according to the latest Funk + Wagnal encyclopedia reports that 98.3% of Comedians are self-effacing. It's an amazing number that a little research actually showed the names of the 2 stand up Comics who are NOT Self-Effacing. They are Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert.

    • @thack57
      @thack57 Рік тому +3

      All of what...🤭 I just said 👆above...🤭..was made up. Just me being silly.😂😂except the Maher + Colbert part they are both delusional and believe their delusions.😆

  • @VanMan83
    @VanMan83 10 місяців тому +25

    There ARE funny female comedians. This is one of them.

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk 5 місяців тому +1

      There ARE generous audiences. This is one.

    • @carlos66965
      @carlos66965 5 місяців тому +3

      @@chrlpolk Found the incels!

  • @granthurlburt4062
    @granthurlburt4062 10 місяців тому +25

    Wow! I havent see a new and original comic in a year. And a woman talking about something other than sex (sometimes). Very funny and sharp. Smart and self-mocking.

    • @blipblap614
      @blipblap614 10 місяців тому +2

      The entire set is sex jokes.

    • @NewSmithsonian
      @NewSmithsonian 10 місяців тому +3

      @@blipblap614 and not remotely funny lol

    • @japersjolly8763
      @japersjolly8763 10 місяців тому

      Th Bridget Jones of comedy. A total disaster. @@NewSmithsonian

    • @allandriver2066
      @allandriver2066 9 місяців тому

      ..I think it's for you to move on......

  • @Noble713
    @Noble713 Рік тому +35

    "I don't go to the Pyrenees I just Whatsapp audio call her, because energy works through space & time....and that's quantum physics." I'm lovin' it!

  • @shilombaba
    @shilombaba 4 місяці тому +9

    8:25 The delivery of "we haven't got time" is a thing of beauty, great line as well.

  • @darcibennett5577
    @darcibennett5577 Рік тому +37

    “Creative, but not with the truth!”😂😂😂

  • @untrillbo
    @untrillbo Рік тому +49

    My niece told me trees poop. I said no they don’t. She said then where do number 2 pencils come from????

    • @williestyle35
      @williestyle35 11 місяців тому +1

      Your niece has a bright future ahead.
      😊

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 3 місяці тому +1

      Give her a high five for me.

    • @SmartMoufShirts
      @SmartMoufShirts 22 дні тому

      Aw... I am stunned by this one. I sat speechless for several minutes. It's so subtle that it catches you utterly off guard.
      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go recount this joke to an 8 year-old.

  • @exercisethemind
    @exercisethemind 6 місяців тому +11

    "Narcissism for charity"
    Genius.

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 Рік тому +53

    Lou has the most perfect Brit accent. To my American ears. Her comedy is pretty good also. Yay😂Lou.

    • @garabato21
      @garabato21 Рік тому

      Until I read this I thought it was Australian. Oops

    • @the1972bulldog
      @the1972bulldog Рік тому

      Yep, Love me a Good British accent 👌

    • @cadfael4598
      @cadfael4598 Рік тому +20

      Her accent is Kent, which is south of the Thames and east of London. You could say she’s a clever Kent!

    • @mitseraffej5812
      @mitseraffej5812 Рік тому +6

      As a general rule United States of Americans don’t understand British humour.

    • @rawr6306
      @rawr6306 Рік тому

      @@mitseraffej5812Exactly. Why I still claim I was abducted at birth from hospital by my supposed “parents” who were on holiday. 😏

  • @p1nacle80
    @p1nacle80 Рік тому +274

    Wierd how the laughter starts and stops so abruptly.

    • @thomaspollock8167
      @thomaspollock8167 Рік тому +14

      Very true.

    • @The1TrueFoxMcCloud
      @The1TrueFoxMcCloud Рік тому +18

      Ahhh I just laughed legitimately

    • @Philosoph-ali
      @Philosoph-ali Рік тому +94

      Its filmed in front of a live audience in London. British etiquette dictates that you crescendo your laugh down, faster the lower your income. It leads to laughs stopping quicker and therefore increased audience enjoyment. Its a good system, known at the British Dress Circle Laugh Length.

    • @p1nacle80
      @p1nacle80 Рік тому +4

      @@Philosoph-ali good to know

    • @Jeffroh
      @Jeffroh Рік тому +45

      Weird how you misspelled weird

  • @Daisy-ns2xn
    @Daisy-ns2xn Рік тому +11

    Very clever, thanks for sharing

  • @Leispada
    @Leispada Рік тому +26

    I was entertained, i think she delivers quite well indeed

  • @UncompressedWAVmusic
    @UncompressedWAVmusic 10 місяців тому +7

    Very funny all the way through and this in my first time seeing her.

  • @MrFballard
    @MrFballard Рік тому +54

    Great comedic timing and zingers galore! Fresh material and very relatable, even for we Yanks!

    • @erichbaumeister4648
      @erichbaumeister4648 10 місяців тому +3

      "...for _we_ Yanks"???
      Us speak good.

    • @MrFballard
      @MrFballard 10 місяців тому

      @@erichbaumeister4648 Who but a Yank would speak such? Edumacated at FU.rltw

    • @ThomasReisterer-b1z
      @ThomasReisterer-b1z 10 місяців тому

      No.

  • @googoo-gjoob
    @googoo-gjoob 10 місяців тому +3

    thank heavens for CC

  • @Jayaraja
    @Jayaraja Рік тому +32

    I enjoyed that, I imagine Lou would be a delight to have as a friend, and hangout with funny, smart and attractive.

  • @topdogrlg
    @topdogrlg Рік тому +11

    She is so adorable.

  • @mercurycid
    @mercurycid Рік тому +5

    bloody awesome!

  • @MeneerHerculePoirot
    @MeneerHerculePoirot 10 місяців тому +7

    "I like to keep my Jack and Danny in good trim because you never know." lol She said that on the Big Fat Quiz show. I've been smitten ever since.

  • @michaelsmith2884
    @michaelsmith2884 Рік тому +26

    She is so cool and funny. Brilliant material. Love the big hands 🙌 😂

  • @Adrenacyde
    @Adrenacyde 11 місяців тому +20

    Only made it through 6 minutes of this. I'm guessing it didn't get any better.

    • @TommygunNG
      @TommygunNG 10 місяців тому +2

      I don’t know if it gets actually better, but it does grow on you a little bit.

    • @KG-byson
      @KG-byson 10 місяців тому +3

      it went downhill

  • @iandavies1893
    @iandavies1893 Рік тому +7

    Really good set.

  • @williambaxter4628
    @williambaxter4628 3 місяці тому +3

    Jack and Danny got me here.

  • @sameaster5150
    @sameaster5150 Рік тому +51

    Love Lou's personality

    • @charlielynes
      @charlielynes Рік тому +1

      She is always a good guest on "The Unbelievable Truth" with David Mitchell ❤

  • @twistedturns65
    @twistedturns65 Рік тому +31

    Such a good set!

  • @DocCivil
    @DocCivil Рік тому +5

    Hmmmmm, it seems like people have only two rankings: 1) the most briliant, hilarious, comedian ever or 2) YOU SUCK! For the price, she was funny enought

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Рік тому +11

    I had to laugh at “Until this bit, I didn’t know who Anita Hill is” (but that’s because she’s not posing in a bikini on Instagram).

    • @froggacuda1605
      @froggacuda1605 10 місяців тому

      Very telling that she referenced Anita Hill as a great feminist. Anita Hill is a nasty liar who stabbed her good friend Clarence Thomas in the back after she was repeatedly hired by him (at her request) across multiple of his job changes. She was a frequent guest in Clarence Thomas's home and best friends with his wife right up until the very day she testified at his confirmation hearing that he was a terrible person. She has had ZERO impact on SA laws in the US

  • @Hillbilly-mgjwv
    @Hillbilly-mgjwv 3 місяці тому +1

    The bit about the guitar…
    #3 reason I avoid group hiking/camping.

  • @jayt658
    @jayt658 Рік тому +27

    My girlfriend always gets me chocolate shakes,she loves that i turn into a child at that moment...shes 15 years younger than me😂😂

    • @xyzzyi5315
      @xyzzyi5315 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, who doesn't love a chocolate shake, I'm sure my dad wouldn't turn one down, and he's in his 80's...

    • @skylineuk1485
      @skylineuk1485 10 місяців тому

      Jimmy Carr reply: “It helps that you’re 21 although”

  • @Magneticitist
    @Magneticitist 10 місяців тому +5

    Not gonna lie she kind of got me with that Shaggy line. Somehow it's funny when a woman says it.

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 11 місяців тому +12

    One thing a lot of new comedians should get - TALK SLOWER.

  • @michaelrichardson8078
    @michaelrichardson8078 Рік тому +5

    Wonderful

  • @trailingarm63
    @trailingarm63 Рік тому +1

    ;Enjoyed that.

  • @cbtk76
    @cbtk76 3 місяці тому +2

    It's not the Harlem Apollo.. this Apollo was in London England.

  • @drd1924
    @drd1924 Рік тому +28

    she appears so comfortable on stage....very funny too

  • @shr00m7
    @shr00m7 Рік тому +7

    This is very British. I love it.

  • @mercurycid
    @mercurycid Рік тому +6

    funny, clever... more please

  • @richardpaddington4216
    @richardpaddington4216 11 місяців тому +2

    Really good this one

  • @warlockpaladin2261
    @warlockpaladin2261 11 місяців тому

    This was illuminating. 😎

  • @johnbell1859
    @johnbell1859 Рік тому +6

    She’s very good. ❤️ 🇬🇧

  • @patricksweeney6334
    @patricksweeney6334 10 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious.

  • @kamilegier4730
    @kamilegier4730 Рік тому +28

    This was closer to a Ted talk than a comedy show.

  • @pedrogudino1133
    @pedrogudino1133 13 днів тому

    Ya. Fresh material.

  • @IshwaraYogaNET
    @IshwaraYogaNET 11 місяців тому

    Loved this

  • @ZoomStranger
    @ZoomStranger 11 місяців тому +2

    excellent set!

  • @bartonseagrave9605
    @bartonseagrave9605 Рік тому +11

    Alas, it has been such a long time since anything funny was said at the Apollo.

  • @markae0
    @markae0 10 місяців тому +1

    2:26 if you are looking for the "pounding" line like I was .

  • @larryboles629
    @larryboles629 Рік тому +2

    EPIC!

  • @anim8torfiddler871
    @anim8torfiddler871 10 місяців тому

    Funny and endearing. She Really manages to convey the craziness of the confusion and bewilderment we all experience in our haphazard and totally un-tutored floundering search for love and companionship.
    Maybe I'm assuming too much, but early success - or actually, success at ANY stage - does NOT guarantee you will NOT be just as confused. Might just turn out it wasn't that you finally got the hang of things... You only just smacked into someone who was exactly as desperate as YOU.

  • @StijnLampo
    @StijnLampo 10 місяців тому +1

    4:13 she has definitely seen Monty Python's Holy Grail multiple times. That skipping! Where's the coconut? 😂

  • @markogg4823
    @markogg4823 Рік тому +6

    Realize that if it was shaggy, Scooby's going to be staring at you😂😮😂😂😂😅

  • @DaSixtyNiner
    @DaSixtyNiner Рік тому +3

    I remember when The Apollo was cool.

    • @williestyle35
      @williestyle35 11 місяців тому +1

      You have been to the London Apollo theater? lol

    • @cbtk76
      @cbtk76 3 місяці тому

      Didn't the complete lack of black people or the woman with a British accent maybe make you consider that *MAYBE* this wasn't Harlem? Lol 😂

  • @sratus
    @sratus 10 місяців тому +1

    Very funny, and her book is great.

  • @jonny5841
    @jonny5841 11 місяців тому +1

    She was legit funny

  • @Flashistic
    @Flashistic Рік тому +22

    She is evidence I tapped out in sexual knowledge at 40. OK, 35. I have no idea what she's talking about and I want her to keep on going.

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ 10 місяців тому +2

      women using sex for jokes? never heard of it!

  • @oatnoid
    @oatnoid 10 місяців тому +1

    "We haven't slept together? " "You don't remember me? I'm crushed".

  • @jaggeranand6408
    @jaggeranand6408 Рік тому +1

    Nice set sweetie. Keep up the good work.

  • @gussplat
    @gussplat Рік тому +6

    she's AWSEOME !

  • @leftyzappa
    @leftyzappa Рік тому +26

    “I used to be the prettiest, cleverest girl in my class…but I was home schooled.” You kept that in your set. What did you leave out?

    • @leifhoklin2681
      @leifhoklin2681 Рік тому +6

      I know, right? I made it only half way through. I was trying to find something funny but it just wasn’t.

    • @katrinapaton5283
      @katrinapaton5283 Рік тому +6

      @@leifhoklin2681too intellectual for you huh?

    • @mildmayheadless5217
      @mildmayheadless5217 10 місяців тому

      ​@@katrinapaton5283 Nah, it was just a lame joke. It's ok that a comedienne has some lame jokes in her set.

  • @PP-bw8ig
    @PP-bw8ig 11 місяців тому

    Excellent. Will google for more (I ain't paying for nothing).

  • @bbearhug
    @bbearhug 10 місяців тому

    1:51 Mom calves if that's your thing. Also, it makes sense.

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому

    I’m having trouble differentiating between her set here and how she was on Taskmaster

  • @joep6035
    @joep6035 10 місяців тому +1

    Is this the Apollo in Australia. I can only understand half of what she is saying.

  • @thecalmingorange
    @thecalmingorange Рік тому +5

    I have a weird crush on Lou

    • @potkettle
      @potkettle Рік тому +2

      Why's it weird?

    • @colinglen4505
      @colinglen4505 Рік тому +1

      Me too, i work hard to ignore the cankles and wobbly arms though.

    • @thecalmingorange
      @thecalmingorange Рік тому +3

      @@potkettle because I don’t find her attractive but at the same time I totally do 😂😂😂

    • @ComicWriter232
      @ComicWriter232 Місяць тому

      I specifically looked her up because I'm currently watching her season on taskmaster and thought she was hot.

  • @vitotaxi4104
    @vitotaxi4104 Рік тому +1

    Very funny and intellectual comedienne 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Jsmith2024
    @Jsmith2024 Рік тому +3

    She's really funny!

  • @TheRealLeeVanCleef
    @TheRealLeeVanCleef Рік тому +2

    Guardian Soulmates!? 🤣

  • @jdheelfan
    @jdheelfan 11 місяців тому +7

    My search to find a female comedian that can make me laugh just once continues.

  • @CS_1989
    @CS_1989 Рік тому +1

    Shawty had swag :)

  • @daleplatino
    @daleplatino Рік тому +2

    I play the guitar and I wait to be asked.

  • @princeknight4773
    @princeknight4773 10 місяців тому +2

    Likeable, attractive, and sometimes funny.

  • @nickpruett8022
    @nickpruett8022 Рік тому +1

    I laughed, good bits.

  • @konradheumann8342
    @konradheumann8342 10 місяців тому +6

    I usually love a British accent, but hers is not my favorite.

  • @billchriswell2925
    @billchriswell2925 10 місяців тому +2

    Send me an alert when she gets funny😂 it's like a visit to the dentist

  • @dzonthego
    @dzonthego 10 місяців тому +11

    I wish I could understand English.

  • @jayablejay
    @jayablejay Рік тому +20

    Incredibly funny without having to use the "F" word in her jokes.

    • @steveunderhill5935
      @steveunderhill5935 Рік тому

      Feminine and funny… good combo, unusual for a female comic

  • @tommyarnold890
    @tommyarnold890 9 місяців тому

    Didn't even make it 3 mins in. Had to stop it, write this and close the video.
    I came to laugh.

    • @carlos66965
      @carlos66965 5 місяців тому

      Sounds like you came to whine.

    • @tommyarnold890
      @tommyarnold890 5 місяців тому

      @@carlos66965 If it's not funny, it's not funny.

  • @Paul-rt4ix
    @Paul-rt4ix Рік тому +11

    I wonder if she's ever thought about getting into comedy!

  • @jamietuggnut3312
    @jamietuggnut3312 Рік тому +46

    When Lou was growing up everyone laughed at her for saying that one day she was going to be a comedian...No one's laughing now.

    • @TomNoles007
      @TomNoles007 Рік тому +11

      Bob Monkhouse, '83! BaDoomTish!!

    • @michaeldalton8374
      @michaeldalton8374 Рік тому +10

      Mostly because she isn’t funny

    • @sratus
      @sratus 10 місяців тому +3

      @@michaeldalton8374 Well done Mike, you got the punchline of the ancient joke.

  • @akasickform
    @akasickform Рік тому +1

    I watched this last night and then had a really randomly long dream

  • @frankshailes3205
    @frankshailes3205 Рік тому +1

    What is a "man band"?

  • @dannytorres8734
    @dannytorres8734 17 днів тому

    In America it’s called a laughtrack

  • @huko4266
    @huko4266 Рік тому +6

    Lot of haters in the comments. It’s ok today is not about you. 😂

    • @liquidmagma
      @liquidmagma Рік тому +1

      Lot of idiots don't know the difference between "hater" (a stupid word if ever there were onw) and "opinion".

  • @mlongpre100
    @mlongpre100 Рік тому +3

    this sounds like a laugh track

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 11 місяців тому

    ahhh ..., lovely.

  • @UncleBobbo
    @UncleBobbo Рік тому +21

    How long should you watch without laughing before giving up?

    • @jamietuggnut3312
      @jamietuggnut3312 Рік тому +7

      I tapped out at the 7:00 minute mark...

    • @randyrodriguez1445
      @randyrodriguez1445 Рік тому +1

      Half as long as the time spent reading this.

    • @buckchase1
      @buckchase1 10 місяців тому

      Well said! I was hopeful, but NO, ain't gonna happen. I was trying to figure out if she used to be a man.

    • @rodrogers6895
      @rodrogers6895 10 місяців тому +2

      5:09 and I am GONE.

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 Рік тому +1

    Pre pandemic……such a different world

  • @chrisjones4702
    @chrisjones4702 10 місяців тому +3

    Harlem has really changed 🙄

    • @rickpebbles2502
      @rickpebbles2502 6 місяців тому

      There is an Apollo theater in London

  • @crazedvole
    @crazedvole 10 місяців тому +1

    I hope Lou stands Louise. If not, she has a ready-made set about her parents.

  • @wilyto23
    @wilyto23 Рік тому +2

    What is a healer?

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts 22 дні тому

    I've seen this before, but without a name. I always thought it was Sarah Pascoe.

  • @Georgeconna32
    @Georgeconna32 Рік тому

    Unusual lady riding jokes.

  • @anamericancitizen2971
    @anamericancitizen2971 Рік тому +15

    *She says 30% of men have paid for sex, I think she is very low on the sentiment, really I do. I think 100% of men have paid for sex, some just pay more for it. Get a "street walker, you get a flat price plus maybe some unknown costs later from the doctor, minus the doctor its a set price. On a date you have to pay for everything and is she gets a little bun in the oven, wham 18 years of hard labor support. All Men pay for sex one way or the other.*

    • @colinglen4505
      @colinglen4505 Рік тому +3

      I've long believed that prostitutes are so much cheaper than regular girlfriends/wives too.

    • @Black_Caucus
      @Black_Caucus Рік тому +3

      wat

    • @Black_Caucus
      @Black_Caucus Рік тому

      lol@@colinglen4505

    • @williestyle35
      @williestyle35 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Black_Caucus it is incel stuff, unintelligible to the rest of us. lol

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 3 місяці тому

    all social media is narcissism, unfiltered and unbridled. pure vanity.

  • @jimpalmer792
    @jimpalmer792 11 місяців тому +2

    This Girl is damn funny !

  • @scottmartain9941
    @scottmartain9941 Рік тому +55

    Where's the joke?

    • @ashleystovalldaman
      @ashleystovalldaman Рік тому +13

      That she is a comedian. It’s very meta

    • @Theflag_Streamersguy
      @Theflag_Streamersguy Рік тому +8

      Walking around the stage, bro.

    • @FromThaStarz
      @FromThaStarz Рік тому +4

      ​@@Theflag_Streamersguywow you should get up on stage and use that joke. That's a knee slapper right there 😂 🎉

    • @FromThaStarz
      @FromThaStarz Рік тому +14

      Where's a trolls favorite place to hang out? Under the comment section bridge. Hahaha. Also I'll tell you where the joke is... All you have to do is go to your bathroom and look in the mirror. Peace! 😂

    • @theanc316ientone
      @theanc316ientone Рік тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • @lsporter88
    @lsporter88 10 місяців тому

    😂😂👌🏾.

  • @jimberry9664
    @jimberry9664 Рік тому

    No cougars are trash ! Lots of decent women still out there .

  • @ezskreet
    @ezskreet Рік тому +3

    Was this a seminar?