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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2024
- TOXIC legendary spammer cries SALTY TEARS! FUNNY POKEMON SHOWDOWN SALT
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i loved that the second person was just casually berating their salamence instead of getting mad at you
would be the type to teach his salamence frustration
Why did salamance miss so much lol
@@Scoob_Games evasion is a broken stat
"Salamence you blind fuck" made me laugh
Salamence was the one to blame, it was just 1.6 evasion and didn't hit when it was cloche time tho
That Taylor person cursing at their Salamence was gold. I cracked up seeing "salamence, you blind fuck" 🤣
Reminds me of a dude who said "my autistic lucario wouldn't critical"
@@gabrielfarkas257 LMAO SAME
@@gabrielfarkas257 Do you remember which video?
@@gabrielfarkas257 poor Lucario, that kid forced it to get critical hit and curse it
Also that Salamance should get frustration move immediately
Poor Salamence ;(
For those who didn't know why stored power was able to hit yvetal, alakazam gave it ring target which makes it so any type of move can hit it
I was hoping someone was going to answer that, I've been trying to figure out what happened for the past few minutes
Thank you
It was such an innocuous little thing that happened like 40 turns earlier.
But man did it pay off
@@tonsofsodium6641 ikr
Thanks bro I was thinking why he hit yveltal
“Salamance! You blind fuck!”
I love how he actually blamed the game for its mechanics rather than getting mad at Temp
Then again, you have a 60% of chance of hitting it, and you fail TWICE? That's all on you.
i dont know if they were blaming the game itself i think they wanted to reach through the screen and strangle the lizard
@@irrespondible Evasion buffing is broken I tell ya
@@aegissouske1578 Yeah, but still.
@@irrespondible lemme tell you how much this narrows it down
When the first guy admitted to being a 10 year old I literally fell over in my chair laughing
You only need to be 10 to start your journey as a pokemon trainer after all...
@@burritowyrm6530 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
@Sparx the Emolga And dull as well as unimaginative. It takes no skill to run an all legendary team. It's for chumps, I love to see what I can make work even if it shouldn't.
@Sparx the Emolga yeah same, having one or two is fine but a full team is just being an ass for no reason
@Sparx the Emolga as evidenced numerous times on this channel: no it aint
that salamence missed 6 double edges in a row.
that is just beyond sad
To be fair it had less than 50% accuracy. If that’s fair lol.
I feel bad for salamence First-name Taylor called him blind fuck lol.
Temp6t used Accupressure and that made his Evasiveness grow so the Salamence can't hit him and the Other Pokemon
@@imaracistmotherfucker4820 It was a female Salamance, btw.
@@SCP-ye3zl you afraid to misgender a fictional creature? lol
The fact that FalseGod totally ignored the RING TARGET on Yveltal that allowed stored power to land just thinking he was haxed is comedic gold
The fact that they used whirlwind non stop is hilarious 😂
@@sunpraiser96 I mean, he was getting with no pp, and he couldn't swap due to Block. Not much more he could do there
I feel like that move deserves like a jojo style explanation as Temp defeats him
@@thehoodedteddy1335 absolutely would benefit from a NANI!?!
@@thehoodedteddy1335 This has the same vibes as Jolyne hitting Gwess while she was gloating XD
I laughed so much at the second guy saying "Salamance we lost because you're fucking blind."
> Why spam Whirlwind
Aeroblast is a 5-8 PP move and it was that Lugia's only offensive move, he burned all of it trying to kill Malamar
> How did Stored Power hit Yvetal
I missed it too, but other comments pointed it out: Alakazam swapped Ring Target (Mon holding Ring Target can get hit by moves it is immune to) onto Yvetal earlier in the match via Trick. The item stayed there all the way til Malamar showed up and took Yvetal's lunch money.
PART 2: THE EDITING
> Why did Lugia not switch out
Malamar used Block, which prevents Mons from switching out normally. U-Turn and Baton Pass can override Block, but Lugia had neither of those moves.
Upvoting so more people see this
This is some A-tier JoJo bullshit I'd pay to see get animated. Wow.
And I used Ringtarget on my Excadrill so that I would hit Flying types and Levitate mons. Now, this comment has made it clear to me that I done goofed up.
Dude put poison in yveltals pocket like he was playing goddamn skyrim.
Couldn't he just use another Pokemon that not Lugia? Or he couldn't change for n reason?
"Are you like 10 years old?"
"yeah"
That really explains so much.
I would be surprised if the first person wasn't a 10 year old but much younger like a 7 year old.
I mean, most of the people that play this game are children. Why it's so easy to win with any semblance of strategy, synergy, and planning. I get that there are also people in their late teens, twenties, and beyond that play this game too. But the majority are going to be children given that it's pokemon. Why you see so many people repeat the same mistake over and over, and accuse of cheating due to not understanding how the game's mechanics work; especially for more specialized and scenario based attacks and buffs. But yeah. I'd venture that around 70% of player base is 13 and under.
That explains whirleind lugia to a malamar
@@flowerboy14 or why he called hoaxas a noob when primal groudon prevents water moves is desolate land.
@@LemursManLemurs1 I have swept way too often with curse Snorlax
I was so damn disturbed when he asked "why didnt you use a water type move?" on primal groudon srsly???, its ability desolate land prevents him from receiving water type attacks
tbf he admitted to being 10 years old at the end so his tiny, undeveloped brain probably doesn't even know what primal groudons ability does other than set up sun
One thing I learned about a lot of legendary spammers is, that for them the weather that comes with Primordial Groudon and Kyogre is just a cool sparkling effect...literally no concept of what that weather actually does or how to use it
Was looking for a comment like this hahahha
Another thing to point out is that during the malamar vs lugia fight, he says why he doesn't use contrary when temp just used acupressure to boost himself
@@kgamesnyc Now now now. That is unfair.............. to assume that everyday 10 year olds are as intelligent as this self proclaimed one who probably has the immaturity of a toddler and even that comparison offends basic intellignece of toddlers.
I descended into a fit of laughter as I watched Salamence repeatedly missing and her trainer getting justifiably frustrated.
"What is sunction cups"
"Why wouldn't you be contrary superpower"
For this exact reason why TF do you think.
and also to make them ask questions which clearly that worked quite well too XD
@@ARCEUS493ZELDA TRUUUE
I also like how he kept on using Whirlwind expecting it to work
@@jesussalgado5123 in this case it was because he had run out of pp for anything else. Toxic wouldn't work, and neither would whirlwind, but since toxic can still technically do damage he was wasting his whirlwind pp first. It's still really funny XD
@@faloughasch9239 the idiot coulda switched pokemon, but he thought “ah yes waste whirlwind to get struggle!”
The second dude actually took it in good spirit
I started laughing when he was typing at his salamence lmao.
"Salamence, buddy."
*Dies*
"See?"
Lmao
Salamence you blind fuck! Got me laughing. Good guy
The 1st Evasion boost was the luckiest thing I have ever seen
That's exactly what I was thinking. I wouldn't be surprised if he realized that the Match was going on UA-cam.
@@leonathor4005 I also found it funny, LMAO.
The second trainer was hilarious! Wish more battles were like this. It’s the pokemons fault! Not the trainers 😂😂😂🤣😅
We need more anime battles, shouting out moves and congratulating, or hating, our pokemon
After I realized Malamar's 4th move would be Stored Power, I noticed Yveltal would block it, and then I remembered Yveltal got tricked a Ring Target. Immediately got my hopes up for when he would throw out his Yveltal.
... I was not disappointed (っ'ヮ'c)
the "use rest if you're a gay" "you're gay" had me ROLLING
Heres what made me mad about that dude...he had xernas yet didnt switch on the first rest to just destory malamar lol
@@slytactician9297 mal used block on lugia to set up
@@slytactician9297 Yeah he wasn’t a bad player, very toxic but not bad. He couldn’t do anything else then this 😂
@@Richard-ik5vz i rewatched and realized i miss the part when he used block. But again he should have def when to xernas instead of going for toxic. It was just an ez counter
@@Richard-ik5vz Actually had he gone xernas instead of using toxic he would have won lol
Imagine seeing someone buff their pokemon for 50 turns and then get surprised when the buffed pokemon sweeps your team and proceed to call them a hacker.
That's why we use haze kids
they were calling them a hacker cause yveltal is a dark type and stored power bypassed it
Or
Unaware Clefable + 5 legendaries.
@@manchovies2476ah yes,t r i c k
@@yunyomal topsy turvy>>>>>haze
The continuous "Oh I missed" when the Salamance was out was killing me 🤣🤣🤣
If my calculations are correct, that stored power was doing 700 damage exactly. Wow.
"noob"
"why no water move"
Looks who's talking, they don't even know their own pokemon's ability LMAO
@Spectator of UA-cam yes I agree he's just salty
At that point you just gotta say to yourself "I CANNOT LOSE TO THIS IDIOT, no matter what happens"
It literally doesn't matter, that fool can't figure out that suction cups is immune to switching out and he didn't use anything else
@@friendlybendy2070 Yeah, but he used all his aeroblasts. Then had roost, toxic and whirlwind. You can only use one toxic at a time. And roost is pointless if he isn't taking damage. So he had to use toxic and then whirlwind until he hopefully killed him with toxic
@@LongLiver yeah the malamar used block and the start, so the lugia literally couldn’t do anything lmao
"use rest if you're gay"
>Uses Rest
Congrats Temp on your coming out. We all support you.
@@Saythe And the comment is sarcastic. Are you 10 too?
@@Saythe you missed the joke-
@Saythe
R/woosh
I just started the game any tips??? I got a really defensive team but i don't know what to change to make into an offensive one
Ratio
The fact that the guy calls you a noob for knowing what desolate land does, and not falling for it, is really something
The moment the first opponent said use a water move under desolate land I knew they had no right to call anyone a noob.
Desolate Land Makes Water Moves Evaporated,Except Primal Kyogre which Removes the Ability (Ngl he probably Only See Kyogre beat Groudon)
@@MorrisPXGMega Rayquaza could also do the same thing.
ok but that suction cups acupressure malamar is actually brilliant
...ly evil
Especially with block and rest
What does suction cups and acupressure do?
@@twoheadedgiantgaming7029 Acupressure raises one of the target's (user or adjacent ally's) stats, chosen at random, by 2 stages, excluding stats at +6. Suction Cups prevents the Pokemon with the ability from being forced out by other Pokemon (it can still be manually switched out, switched out with its own move, or with its own item).
Since switching removes stat changes, fazing a Pokemon out with Whirlwind is a common strategy in singles (especially because of entry hazards, which are more powerful in 6v6 singles due to the amount of switching); Suction Cups prevents that.
The Malamar also has Block, preventing the opponent from switching out; because they recognised that Lugia couldn't actually do anything to Malamar short of getting multiple Aeroblast crits, they used that to set up an absurd amount of stat boosts for Stored Power.
Too bad these players don't have the idea of putting Haze, Topsy Turvy, or Heart Swap, and just put OP damage-dealing moves and some hazard moves.
That second challenger had to be the nicest and funniest I’ve seen. We need more people like FirstNameTaylor.
Rosa fans are the best of us
But FirstNameTaylor wasn't very nice to his pokemon. Poor salamence got scolded.
@@habilzas3008 salamance deserved that one
@@be7256 no
@@habilzas3008 C'mon, one Evasion level and Salamance was like "wait, where did it go?". Like seriously.
"Huh...its immune to whirlwind"
*Proceeds to use Whirlwind half a dozen times hoping itll work sooner or later*
That last guy talking to his salemance made me legit laugh so hard
Love how the second person just didn’t bother to send salamence out in the end like they were so disappointed in it
They put salamence in time-out for being such a disappointment
DaFalseGod: "noob why not water move"
Also him: "has a desolate land groudon that literally vaporizes water type moves"
You definetly have the right to call the guy a noob
he might’ve been trying to trick temp into using water moves
@@lukienat nah.
@@lukienat "You overestimate my power!"
I thought it was more of his way to counter any possible electric attacks from hitting him
Desolate Land is Groudon's Ability when in Primal Reversion.
"Why not Water move?"
This child doesn't even know the **first thing** about how his own Groudon-P functions.
so no one is going to talk about the first dude saying "noob" without even knowing that you cant use water moves AT ALL when desolate land is in use
I like how you're actually putting in non-toxic fights
I prefer those tbh, although im sure they wouldnt get the same amount of views. Theyre a welcome change of pace.
“look what happens salamence, because you are blind”
how can the salamence look if.. it is blind
0:16 “noob why not water move” you know what intense sun does right?
No, he does not. Sun, Rain and Delta-Winds are just cool visual effects that pop up everytime they use their Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza
I think one of the reasons this keeps happening is because the trainers are so toxic that their pokemon have had enough and are actively sabatoging their trainers.
I was DYING when Salamence missed infinite double edges
it was a actually about 8. Beyond measurement in comparison to 'infinite'.
@@jonb3167 ok boomer
@@pokercakes3696 I'm gonna quickly post this on Young people UA-cam
@@snooze2699 ok, but you have access to it. XD
@@jonb31678️⃣⬅️= ♾️
Malamar: *Uses acupressure and immediately shows that it isn't contrary*
Lugia: *whirlwind*
He was blocked and had no other option tho lol
@Camoking 360 nah they had other move options but kept trying to whirlwind them when it was obvious I didn’t work the first 300 times😂
@@kraziechat8955 He had Aeroblast, Roost, Toxic, Whirlwind and got hit with Block. He really didn't have any other options lol.
"What is Suction Cups"
@@Menstraphobia literally could have used toxic lmao
The ring target so early into the battle was a masterful piece of enviromental storytelling
The repeated "OH I MISSED" on Salamence had me fucking rolling
I have 3 things go say:
-That Ring Target Trick was very
intelligent of you.
-You should do a sweep with Aerodactyl.
-blind monke 7:10
what’s ring target
@@yenial7319 Held item that cancels immunities.
Alakazam used Trick to give it to Yveltal, since it was the only Pokémon the opponent had that was immune to Psychic-type attacks.
I was halfway through the video when i wondered how he was gonna hit yveltal with stored power until i saw this comment.
I would've done Knock Off as Malamar's attacking move, since nothing is immune to it, in case the opponent has multiple Dark types
@@japanpanda2179 well his stored power was at a 760 base power. Nothing would live, possible for something to live the knock off
The ring target was godlike. I completely had forgotten about it until kaboom
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
@@snakey1315 tastes good
"Why not water move" says him in the middle of sunlight set by his own mon
Him: calls temp noob
Also him: has two erternatus’
Everyone is talking about the salty kid in 1 and I'm still caught up on Chekhov's Ring Target. I was the fool sitting and going "Yeah but even if you have what you need to force a Stored Power sweep there's a Dark Type, fam."
What a twist that ended up being.
I was wondering how he hit yveltal with that too
Honestly biggest brain plays ever
Yup xD He was building up with Accupressure that I completely forgot about the ring target
@@thenecrodancer4833 Smokescreened the other guy so long, he didn't realize his last resort had a bomb strapped to it
You know that feeling when your Salamence is blind?
I almost feel sad for that salamence, being scolded for something that wasn't it's fault
It is half its fault, the trainer would have losed anyways but missing 6 Double Edges? Even if your evasion went up to 100 that is still super unlucky, That Salamence is blind beyond reasoning not even Jesus can save him
@@BenedictusBryanGanteng my point is that no one should treat their pokemon like that. Do you think the salamence could control whether or not temp wanted to raise his pokemon's evasion? Pokémon have feelings, just like us.
@@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 am I missing some joke here?
@@keiratheturtle4676 no, I really feel this way.
Temp6 effortlessly dragged me back to showdown.
I exclusively played random battle as I love how it taught me new things about Pokémon but this man convinced me to commit and make a team.
Can't wait to get schooled by Temp
“Noob. Why no water move?”
Apparently the noob is the one that doesn’t know Desolate Land evaporates all water type attacks. 😂
That one person having a conversation, cursing their Salamence.. seems like a spirit animal sometimes
The part where the man started cursing at the salamence caught me laughing
Man I can't get enough of these lol. I've been watching for hours now.
For a moment, i forgot that the item you tricked on yveltal was canceling his immunity. So i was like : how ? Just how did he do this ? 😂
tbh I really like the toxic players that call their pokemon blind instead of raging at the other guy
That wasnt toxic at all
that guy was amazing
i completely understand his pain because thats how i felt getting flinched LMAO
@@temp6t sick
I wouldn't concidor him toxic
That guy was gold. We need more like him.
looks like a commercial for haze.
"is there an annoying Pokémon on the field that won't go away? does it have 700 base power because you couldn't think of something to kill it while it slept. try HAZE!! your one stop shop for all your stat cleaning needs!!! HAZE because we have the foggiest!!"
*block exists*
Yeah, the thing is he blocked the Lugia so it couldn't be swapped into any counters. He had free reign to set up because aeroblast couldn't kill him and he could also rest toxic away indefinitely. After that, regardless of who is swapped in, nothing can be done.
Or heart swap, I ran this malamar set after I watched this video only to lose to heart swap smergle baton pass
No, no, the kid was usin' Haze! Just the wrong, totally ineffectual kind.
Many battles I have won because Quagsire saves the day with Unaware and Haze
I love how the first guy just spammed whirlwind on your Malamar, even tho its ability prevents it from getting force switched.
It ran out of pp for aeroblast bruh
@@herhhetj5372 then why didnt he just switch pokemon
@@ichmag11 because the move block prevents switching, he was literally stuck watching him set up
"noob,why not water move"
Intense sun function: Am I a joke to you?
I honestly feel bad for the guy with the Salamence. He had the game basically in the bag and just got screwed by a slight evasion boost and some awful luck
Part 2: the total odds of the unfortunate event is the following equation:
Missing a 60% hit rate twice in a row, then missing a 3/7 hit rate 4 times in a row
Or .4² × (3/7)⁴
Or 5.4 thousandth of a percent
@@survivorofthecurse717"if something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
5:13 I had to go back and check what the Alakazam tricked on to Yveltal, golly that was big brain 🧠
I had completely forgotten about that move...
Thank you so much, I had no idea how he hit with stored power.
This strat is amazing
SAME, i was so confused cause i missed it and didn't understand why Stored Power hit the Yveltal.
I literally went to check on bulbapedia if it could hit dark types by default.
@@weredraco And you shouldn’t! Hey, you can trick a Choice Specs to a 252 EV 31 IV Life Orb Kartana using Swords Dance, now they’re forced to switch.
I bet the first dude was like a 5 year old who thought gay was a swear word
"What is sunction cups"
It never gets old seeing smogon kids learn that pokemon can do more than meta strats.
That 'FirstNameTaylor' person had me rolling.
'SALAMENCE! YOU BLIND FUCK! LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!'
I just imagine his dragon ass chilling like Ash's Charmeleon.
The first guy is the type of guy to ignore the other abilities and just use moves that do damage
gen 2 pokemon player playing gen 3 for the first time be like :
Explains why he tried making fun of temp for not using a water move vs Primal Groudon.
bro this dude was giving him free turns because his hardhead strat wouldn’t stop using whirlwind💀
I like how the toxic is still hiring when he got 3x evasion 😂 4:06
That “Oh I missed” sound clip gets me every time. 😂😂😂😂
Doesn't matter how many times I hear it, I always giggle at the OH I MISSED
That first fight is just a reenactment of goku watching all his enemies reach full power
4:30 he got you dude
Dafalsegod is indistinguishable from ingame AI that never switches .
If you're talking about Lugia, it's because Malamar used block on him.
@@CommentPositionInformer I think you explained the joke
@@AlienGeek96 I wasn't sure if it was a joke, so I figured I would mention it regardless.
@@CommentPositionInformer fair enough
@@CommentPositionInformer from the looks of it Lugia only knows 3 moves.
This reminds me of when I was younger, having a full legendary team felt like I couldn't lose, I known now that most arent actually that good to full team on so instead of spamming Origin pulse I go for status stuff
My full legendary team got swept by my friends competitive pachirisu. That was they exact moment whenI got into EV training and breeding and all the stuff.
@@bombango literally
With that said, legendaries are banned for a reason in OU. Because if u ev train legendaries there is almost no comeback to them.
In pokemon games I still just only use attacking moves iwl
The games encourage that behavior since you can just out level your opponent or use some high damaging move to win faster.
It's a side effect of making the game easy for casual players.
He kept using whirlwind over and over.. like how stupid can you be 😂
The salamence missing the double edges with the wario's "d'oh I missed" and the "salamence, you blind fuck" made my day 🤣🤣🤣
"Look at what happens Salamence, because you're fucking blind"
You could feel that he knew he was absolutely screwed lol.
I got giggly watching that Malamar's stats rise.
Knowing what was about to go down.
i love how taylor wasnt mad at you but at how their salamence was and even blames him for dealing 18% dmg XDD
Taylor speaking to Salamence was peak interaction
The first guy mustve searched "Strongest legendary pokemon" than he made his team 🤣
The second dude just calling salamence blind is just the funniest thing I've seen a Pokemon trainer say
"Whirlwind didn't work the last four times I tried it. Maybe five will be different!"
‘Why not use water’
I dunno probably because Primal Groudon’s ability makes water moves evaporate.
I love how the kid calling you gay is baffled by Stored Power. I don't remember every move and effect and even I know that stores power with each boost and stats. It's in the name!
I think he was confused why yvetal wasn't immune to a psychic type move. He forgot Alakazam put a ring target on it
@@spheality or he didnt know what a ring target was
@@spheality Ah, thank you. I didn’t understand why that poor child was so confused.
@@spheality oh that’s why, I didn’t know that item even existed
@@NocturnalPyro No one in the entire metagame uses it
I love how Taylor just sorta took it like a champ
How does someone keep using Whirlwind when it clearly isnt working lmaooo.
That Salamence was definitely thrown into the PC, never to be seen again 😂
I love that the second person got angry at Salamance and not to the player. They were really mature.
3:13 Ahh yes, the daily dose of hypocritical children at it's finest
im a lil worried this kid has a trump 2024 flag hanging in their bedroom
@@shoulderBirb You probably right
@Flyin' Steve the trump youth. im sure nothing catastrophic will come of it 🙃
@@shoulderBirb doubt. just a kid trying to be mean
Malamar with a very clear 3x Evasion stat
Troglodyte: "Lucky ass gay kid"
The first guy continually using whirlwind after it *not working* so many times and then insulting you is hilarious
That Ring Target strat actually caught me off guard. Props for that.
"why not water move?"
*water move literally impossible*
It's a bait... he saw everything in the book of truth
Bad players always try to blame you when you don't fall for their bait.
Legit, was thinking "What's this first battler in? Middle School?"
I wasn't far off with the kinda insults they slung.
That entire exchange with Malamar and Lugia was painful to watch...
you know how many turns it took for him to get max stored power?
I love the one which yells at his Salamence while missing double edge 😂
"hm, why won't this Malamar *that's stuck to the ground* be pushed away by whirlwind? Hm, idk. Let me just keep spamming it, it'll work eventually!!"
They didn’t have any more Aeroblast PP and they were trapped with Block.
@@ghengiroo4143 maybe the should've thought of a better moveset for Lugia then.
@@GameAndKirby I mean obviously but that doesn’t change the fact that him spamming Whirlwind wasn’t dumb since that was all he could do.
I only saw that Lugia use 3 moves.. wheres the 4th?
@@Kat-mu8wq probably Roost or Recover.
Imagine constantly trying to use whirlwind when it doesn’t work the first time
I love love love the "Oh I missed" audio because it also sounds like "So ein Mist" which is German for basically "ah crap"
Gotta say, the second bloke has an amazing sense of humour
Kind of insane how lucky you got with accupressure boosts. Both times u got the kind of defense you needed and or evasion
Taylor was a good kid. Raised right. The other toddler on the other hand...