Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: 🎃Hocus Pocus🎃 in 17 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2022
- Sinning CinemaSins' Hocus Pocus video
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FIRST!!! 😝
Close second! Lol
PS. Going to Japan soon right? Are you going to vlog anything this time around?
love your video's man
6th comment
Just to add to your point about an actual alleged witch's home being preserved, it makes perfect sense that the townsfolk wouldn't dare go near their house or belongings out of fear of them coming back (y'know.. like they specifically said they would)
69th like
A smart move.
also a real Salem Witch Trials fact most of the people accused were accused because they had land that other people wanted just adding that here
Not to mention that accused witches who died as a result of the witch trials were deemed unfit to have a Christian burial.
And an add on to your point about houses being preserved and stuff, there's places in the UK that are still as they were around the Salem trials (potentially) or reconstructed replicas/given upgrades so a Salem sisters themed museum in the same design as the OG house isn't too far fetched, even if it's a reconstruction
1:35 you mean to tell me that when Thackary' sister, whom he clearly cares deeply for, is in mortal peril and will likely be dead at any moment; your first instinct would've been to sit and wait several minutes/hours you don't have for the calvary to arrive? Jeremy would be terrible at loving family -ing.
It's pronounced familing-ing just thought you should be aware
Your old lady voice was unexpected and quite awesome ☺️
😅
Facts
@@Th3Birdman Man that caught me so off guard well done
1:35 Honestly, I'd just answer this question with another question
"Would you wait for someone you love to die?"
If I remember this movie correctly, the witches kidnapped his sister, so he's really asking if this guy is risking his life for his sister. Even if the villagers were only about a minute away, I'd probably do the same in his scenario. Hell even if it wasn't his sister, he'd just be saving a little girl from potential death, honestly just seems like Jeremy likes sinning characterization more then he likes not understanding the plots of kids movies.
*The AUDACITY* of CinemaSins never stops surprising!
True 😊😊
Always disgusting.
The audacity.
exactly like how DARE you sin this gem of a movie
4:01 Jeremy never dated in highschool, dude most teen boys did that in person so the girls got the accurate phone number since at this time both teen boys and teen girls tended to get trolled by either the person giving the number or by their friends if they asked them to get the teen their number if they had crushes on them
Not every teen was a cringe lord who had no friends like Jeremy did
I honestly don't understand the hate you get. You're actually freaking awesome!
Agreed my dude
It's because Jeremy has 9M subscribers so can't possibly be wrong and the "it's just a joke" both are b.s.
The only reason he gets hate is because he calls out cinemasins on their bullshit & their toxic fanboys can't handle anyone calling them out on their shit
Same thing with Tony Sonic. I don't get why he has so many haters that post their own rebuttals of him.
I remember there was this one bit in a TheOdd1sOut Video where he had a teacher telling his class "Don't listen to the people calling you ugly" and he thought "There are people calling me ugly?" This is like that for me
I love how he mentions that nobody noticed the witches and the driving force behind the sisters coming back for thr sequel was a guy who did in fact see them the night that this movie takes place.
As someone from Massachusetts I can confirm there are A LOT of houses from that time period still there. So yes, bird man is correct lol
When is old lady Birdman going to become a character? Petition to do a whole video in her voice 🤣
I have never said this to a male voice actor, but I really enjoyed your old lady voice far more than I needed to.
I agree!
Can we appreciate the Dorito edited in? 😄
cinemasins once more missing the magic of things, and ignoring the short logos. love your work !!
Jeremy never hugged a pillow pretending it's his crush? I must say, he hasn't lived until he tries it!
Yeah and so let me get this straight he fantasizes about women with legos!!!??? That's the real sin. Legos are for buildings not women. I'd prefer hugging the pillow myself.
The sequel kinda hinges on the fact that someone other than the main crew saw the sisters. So there's that.
I always figured "yabbos" was just a made up word the movie came up with so kids wouldn't go around saying boobs. But Jeremy's logic is very close minded.
Right and he "sinned" class act because Play referred to getting a bj from a girl as "Bombie" and Kid "getting brains" because "I never heard it"
Despite in the early to mid 90s me being a black teen boy at the time, black teen boys and teen girls who dated black teen boys definitely used that lingo to describe getting a bj
15:41 Also, there was a deleted scene where the witches made chocolate birds for the children of Salem, and the main trio were the only ones that didn't take any.
The dorrito out of nowhere is by far is my favorite bit
I absolutely love this movie. My family watches this every Halloween. It's the only movie that my mom will watch, so i have so many good memories with it.
Sarah Jessica Parker was sexy af in it too
Odd bit of trivia about me, I actually had family members who were deemed "Witches" during the Salem Witch Trials and were executed. That's right, I'm 1/16th Wiccan on my mother's side! Come at me, Kathryn Hayn!
(Also I always love the Future Birdman jokes. The man always gets a chuckle out of me)
Woah, that’s wild!!
That seems like the origin for a YADTHMP (Young Adult Discovers They Have Magical Powers)
If you are 1/16th Wiccan, and you apply devil may cry legacy, that means you could be more powerful than any other witch. So go forth and discover that devil trigger
LMAO!!! Jeremy should just never sin magic movies! Because most of the "sins" are just him not understanding magic. Thank you Bman
Man, I love Hocus Pocus. Sure, there are parts I don't like sitting through, but other than that, it's a comedic classic that the sequel could never hope to live up to.
True although the sequel was alright
6:33 in other words: "this movie is accomplishing what it set out to do."
“What the flark?” Nice GOTG game reference. Watched each stream video all the way thru. Great play thru
I know u prolly won't see this bro, but absolutely love your content yo. You have lifted my spirits in some dark times, real shit
After watching Hocus Pocus 2, it shows that the was someone who saw them that night, which literally drives the plot of the movie.
While Part 2 was much better than I expected. This is still the true classic.
Honestly it was mostly the ending where the witches turn out to be loving sisters above all else...it's ehhhhh
@@thomasb7347 right. That was the only downfall.
I never watched this movie before and even I knew the little girl meant first time in a new place. Am I magic? No, I just don't watch movies like a toddler.
HOCUS POCUS!!!!!!!! AMOK AMOK AMOK!!!!!!
My frustration with CinemaSins, as I'm sure is the case for you, is that they genuinely started out making good film reviews that succintly demonstrated the actual flaws in a movie. Whether it was plot holes or production errors or just things that didn't make sense and were confusing beyond need. Now, it seems like they've gotten to the point where they're "too big to fail" so they've become more of a content farm. Instead of taking the time to make one or two good 5-10 minute videos a week, they push out as many videos as they can that are often longer than 15 minutes. Can anyone say algorithm abuse?
Kinda reminds me of GameTheory (and FilmTheory, et al) where the content used to be super good, but now it's just super long and lost most of its charm
I feel like the problem with the theory channels is that they're only going after what's really popular nowadays. I don't think they've stopped caring but they're making more leaps in logic and incorrect assumptions. They could just use a little more research and a little less jumping on the bandwagon of what the internet likes the most that month
Thank you so much for doing these videos so that the people who watch cinemasins videos don't have to write entire comments about things that they got wrong. You are doing all of us a gigantic favor
11:12 "Hating Hocus Pocus. That's worth these many sins." Jeremy is out there trying to be current day Twitter with his hate on films that either have a following or are generally very well-received. Checking Rotten Tomatoes, 72% of the audiences on that site like this movie versus the 38% of the critics on its record who also like it.
Ah yes… A new EWW CinemaSins video to settle and enjoy made by Th3Birdman.
I also wanted to see your “Did It Suck?” on Black Adam, so been waiting for that.
I go see the film tomorrow, so I'll get to it asap. Thanks for watching that series :)
@@Th3Birdman No worries, I used to watch just your EWW CinemaSins Videos previously, and now I start to watch your other content that is enjoyable as these series.
Also good luck on your watch! I also gonna watch Black Adam as well in a few days!
(Edited: Had to re-edit my sentences, my grammar looked odd)
@@Th3Birdman your reviews kinda hype the movie too
@@cosmo8720 Same, I got into the habit of watching his other content too, good stuff.
A whole dorito ain't the only thing that can fit down that gullet.
I think the sin count is not high enough. They sinned a song that is arguably a masterpiece (basing this on the many versions of "Come little Children." there are.)
The singing that Jeremy does is a pop culture reference that isn't a sin of the film cliché based on Ghostbusters
If Jeremy thinks the kids in this movie are bad actors, he'll get a freaking aneurysm if he rewatches The Last Airbender and that's a fact bc he hates kids... except for Hermione!🤣
LMAO, I was thinking the exact same thing you put at 4:04.
That old lady voice SLAPPED😂😂
Your old lady voice was *chefs kiss*
Your grandma voice 😂 SPOT ON!!
You'd think Jeremy would be smart enough to not try his regular manipulation shtick on a movie practically every 90's kid has seen, but you'd be giving him too much credit.
You know that his followers are not 90´s kids.
Also not have seem it Im one of those 90s Americans that have never seen this movie
8:58 Speaking to a pal of mine that actually frigging *lives* there, it's a good time to visit.
This cinemasins bastard is the only reason I remember that Parallax is the villain in that movie, I just wanna forget 😭😭
This. THIS!
Here's one more reason to love Th3Birdman's channel and to be part of Th3BirdNest (yes, I'm still advocating for this name). I loved Hocus Pocus, so I obviously love this video. I laughed like crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Long live Birdman the First!!!
2:25 - 2:38 had me dying for a half an hour xD
Lol it was PERFECT
Hell yeah! Hocus Pocus! Hope your back is feeling better Birdman!
New video? Goddammit, I'm here.. Tear em up!!
Let's be real, bringing up "The Room" for anything negative regarding films is cheating. It's like bringing up Jurassic Bark for sad scenes.
How DARE they sin Hocus Pocus! Hocus Pocus haters contribute nothing to society.
That goes for both movies! The sequel was such an unexpected joy. I thought Disney would pull a Disney a fuck it up, but I was thankfully wrong.
If you thought that was bad, then I guess you haven't seen Nostalgia Critic's review of the movie?
@@agentcooper194 Don’t remind me.
@@agentcooper194 One of his dethroning moments.
Yes Hocus Pocus is awesome! Though I think Hocus Pocus is better than the Nightmare before Christmas but I don't think it's a bad movie. He shouldn't be sinning either of them.
I did not hit her, I did nooooooottt. OH HI MARK
Let's go eat huuuuuuu
My man always on time
I hope people who defend Jeremy's logo sins by claiming he removes sins for short logos finally get the message
I ♥️ Th3Birdman
I give you a sin for making me need to run out to the store and get Doritos in the morning.
I like hocus pocus, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART BIRDMAN! 😫
Oh my grave! Is that Annapantsu singing I put a spell on you? That shit is lit! Annapantsu is awesome!
I knew what you were talking about at sin twelve. We are your fans dude...We're following
I have come to realize (through my analytics and interacting with my audience) that I have a large Gen Z following.
That is to say, a lot of the references made by Jeremy (a Gen X) and myself (a Millennial) are sometimes lost upon the people watching these videos. For as much shit as I give Gen Z, it behooves me to throw them a bone every once and a while. After all, they are the children of Gen X lol
SJP in this movie was my sexual awakening. I imagine she was for a lot of others as well.
@9:18 I knew you were a real one, I remember when they came out with the assorted package, I would only eat the cherry, apple, and grape. Lemonheads will always have special place but those 3 flavors they didn’t know the perfection they stumbled upon
12:50
Thank you! XD
Those Witches despise goodness, so seeing a girl--whom they assume is a real angel--giving verbal "Bless You's", that freaks them out, due to their evil nature--how did Sin NOT catch that?! XD
How can we get you in the algorithm better lol. I absolutely love your videos and you deserve many more subscribers than you have. You break down videos with logic and different perspective. Which is somehow hard to find over at CinemaSins. Keep up the great work!
I just wanna say that I’m so glad that you do these lol
Kind of a minor point but I wanted to point it out... Highlander only refers to the protagonist, CinemaSins. Because he's from the Scottish Highlands. This is not a term used for the immortals on the movie.
The closest thing we could described the immortals as people would be Zeistians but people want to forget that shit never happened.
Day 130 of telling th3birdman I appreciate his content
Man the Doritos got me cracking up lmfao
As always, another banger vid. Loving the content, birdman.
I laughed so hard when The Next Episode played
You know its funny, I just recently watched this movie not even realizing there was a sequel coming
15:06 also a pop culture reference that isn’t a sin of the movie cliche
I really am getting sick of his “there is no way the thing that happened really happened” sins.
Imagine saying that about life in general “there’s no way the sun can burn you from millions of miles away.” “There’s no way a 43 year old quarterback wins the Super Bowl on a team that hasn’t made the playoffs in 13 years.”
“There’s no way Will Smith just gets up on stage a slaps Chris Rock”.
"There is no way that a ship designed to be unsinkable sunk on it's first voyage."
"There's no way locals kicked the @sses of a highly equiped and trained military."
Feeding SJP a Dorito got a bigger laugh than it probably deserved.
I have been waitinggggg for you to make this video
Just sent 45 days at a Veteran's rehab treatment facility... The first things I did when I got home today?... Check my notifications to see what Future Birdman has been up too
That intro was pure gold.
3:25 Nice editing, man!
The fact that people who were in first grade when Green Lantern came out are now graduating causes me psychic damage. I don't know who told time to go by this damn fast, but I'll thank you not to remind me of it good sir!
5:45 I was in elementary school when that movie came out and I didn’t know that’s what ya was talking about 😂
I was... less than a teenager is 1993, but "yabbos" is now my new favorite slang term for breasts.
I fucking love this movie thank you
5:37 made me go "oooh, THAT'S what that was."
Even if the sequel is mid, the first one will always be a classic.
Unironically using the term "mid"
*_DING_*
Bell notifications gang we live
The first sin made me laugh! Nice one!
9:15 Lemonhead slander *_DING_*
Th3birdman you are doing a awesome job mate
Adding to the point about the house and items being preserved, there are all kinds of places that do that. One of my first jobs was a living museum where all the houses were houses between 1800 to 1890 and every house had furniture and items of that decade.
Your videos are the best ❤
Yay accent was on point lol took til the end to hear it was you still
The ice spice stray is crazy
Another awesome video sir 💜🖤
I haven't watched it yet, but I saw the thumbnail and knew that Jeremy had done a sins video on Hocus Pocus and thought 'How DARE you sir'. I meant his movie isn't perfect, or great...it's actually the good bad stuff that you watch to laugh at either intentionally or unintentionally funny. But like...come on man, it's fucking hocus pocus.
TBH you could put a "skip" at the start of every CinemaSins video, add 2000 sins and call it a day. No matter what movie it is they're horrible writing is going to make up "sins" that literally make no since. 11:47 if they HAD added a random scene of some random person noticing witches flying around Jeremy would STILL complain why it's in there.
Yooo the outro cover is Annapatsu! Excellent choice my guy!
I know they didn’t!!! Get ‘em Birdman!!
I use to watch Cinema Sins and use to enjoy it. I couldn’t figure out why I started to dislike them and enjoy Cinema Win so much more. I been binging your content and you pointing out their hypocrisy, lies, and bullshite made me realize exactly why I stopped following them 😂❤
7:25 you take that back
You’re absolutely brilliant! I love it because from time to time I am like no Jeremy!!! That’s a good moment!
The half laugh made me lol both times.
Great old lady voice
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