What Your Tekken 8 Mains Says About You
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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The Black Hokage hilarious roast of every member of the Tekken 8. In this Tekken8 video you can expect the jokes to fly at Reina and all other characters as well. Just don't expect to see high level gameplay, story mode, a review, online, the final boss, the full game, combos, the ost, all the endings, all the cutscenes, a guide, ranked, tips, customization, supers, Tekken 7 and a tier list.
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I waited 16 minutes 30 seconds to get called a bitch and I laughed with joy.
Your not alone
Same🤣
Straight up
I waited for 21 minutes & 40 seconds to be told the same thing & died laughing.
I waited exactly 0 seconds and was suprised to hear 0 comments about 3 bar wifi 🤣
Yoshi mains do not concern themselves with winning. It's all about partying hard.
The only way to have fun playing Tekken is to play Yoshi and cause mayhem
It's not about winning, it's about ruining someone's day 😂
Frfr i be msking people laugh with it
@@MonkeyBobist me with competitive yugioh. 😅🤣🤣
Let’s give ‘em hell, fellas. Yoshi mains, unite!
0:05 Law
0:48 Nina
1:42 King
2:26 Jin
3:08 Paul
4:08 Jack
5:02 Jun
6:09 Xiaouyu
6:59 Lars
7:42 Leroy
8:32 Asuka
8:47 Lili
9:36 Bryan
10:15 Hworang
11:17 Claudio
12:08 Azucena
12:54 Raven
13:46 Leo
14:31 Steve
15:42 Kuma
16:31 Yoshimitsu
16:37 Shaheen
17:19 Dragunov
18:09 Feng
18:48 Panda
19:56 Lee
20:49 Alisa
21:37 Victor
21:44 Zafina
22:35 Reina
23:37 Devil Jin
23:43 Kazuya
Like for your main
Mans put in work on this comment👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
thank u, the stupid uploader cant put tags in his video
Ummm also the Lili joke falls flat bc it's pronounced LeeLee
As a kazuya main. 🖕🏽 I’m taking my sigma self else where
Askua mains are MIA between Jun and Reina.
Fun fact Xiaoyu actually speaks Japanese for some reason. Despite being incredibly CHINESE 😂
She got Jin on speed dial and lives in Japan. Hella Chinese though.
Fun fact: She went to a Japanese school and is surrounded by Japanese people. So she has absolutely no reason (or desire) to speak Mandarin or Cantonese. Feng doesn't speak much, but he does speak Mandarin occasionally. It's not an oversight or anything, seeing as every other character speaks their native language. Xiaoyu speaking Japanese is a key part of her storyline.
Probably grew up in Japan and had to learn the language. She does attend a rich Japanese school.
@@Kinos141 born in China but raised/grew up in Japan indeed.
If anything, The Tekken team should update her character profile of Nationality from China into China(living/studying in Japan)
Not that lars a Swedish character speaks Japanese?
So basically... You play tekken, then you got problems 💀💀
Sounds about right
Yup
African American Uzumaki Barrage is gonna be my new gamer tag 😂
Shit goes hard 😂
Raven weebs unite! 💀
I'm dying at the Yoshimitsu comment.
Bruh I’m crying I was waiting patiently too
Me to and I main him
@@snakelikeme me too
We just don't try to win. We try to finnish the fight in a cool way😂
and the Victor comment……….and the Devil Jin comment🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will not tolerate this King slander sir. “It’s still real to me!” 😂
We getting the tag team out for this one!
Catch wrestling is very real though, see what Sakuraba did to the Gracie Family.
wwe might be fake but wrestling is not.
He was on point with that Mucha lucha one
Let's see what Lil Majin has to say about that. Lol
Aye you got me with the Yoshimitsu one lmfao
My actual dumb reasons for my mains:
Hwoarng- You saw his model in the arcade for Tekken 5 and thought his spiky hair and goggles made him look like a Digimon protagonist, and spammed his machine gun kicks to get to the final boss with 0 skill.
Lili- You saw that her fighting style is "street fighting" and thought you'd be unique by using a character without a traditional martial arts moveset, only to find out all her moves were taken from gymnastics, but got too invested in her combos to change to someone else.
Claudio- You waited 9 games (counting tag and tag 2) for us to get a freakin' Italian, and when we finally get one, he has the power of God and anime on his side, and just so happens to have an outfit that slightly resembles that oc you made back in high school.
I play Asuka and I legitimately thought there was something in the netcode that disabled mirror matches. Took over 300 matches to run into another one.
If she's not a new spammy character, or Kazuya / Jin, she ain't being played much. Tekken 8 players love playing poster characters, and Asuka simply ain't one.
@@nu4473 more like the fact they nerfed her so bad in T8 while making Jun a better Asuka.
Iv been playing since launch and only ran into 2 asukas 😭 much love. From another asuka player
I’ve only played 2 or 3 mirror matches with Asuka and she’s my main lol. It seems she’s not that popular😢
@@Zenressit's due to Jun being so op, therefore being a better Asuka. When balance patches hit Asuka mains who opted for Jun will come back,just you wait
Holy fuck that Yoshi comment deadass made me choke on my water
Showing this to all my Yoshi Main friends
based
That Xiaoyu one sounded personal. He on dem femboys head!😂
that paul roast was VERY specific. care to elaborate mr black hokage?
Maining Hwoarang is for the power Bottoms 💪
Baybeeeee!
Who hurt you 😂
@@Co2Ultraspider 😭😭😭
I'll wear my crown on my ass then ig 😂😂😂
More like the hwoarang mains smashed you
I really waited that long for the Yoshimitsu one RIP
Bro I expected some comments of how funny or annoying or cool he is , nah he just used simple words xd
I speak for us Asuka mains when I say we don't exist, our souls have been gone since T6 when our main lost any relevance she could have had, only our bodies remain satiated only by Asuka being playable and that's it
Fucking facts
:C
If you play Jun - Calls us boring but then goes into great detail on how crazy we are.
It's exactly how she is. Nice and perfect on the outside. Devil on the down low.
Kinda called us Asuka mains out. We're a rare breed, but we're loyal.
True.
Facts
yeeeer
There are dozens of us!
Asuka main here!
As a Victor main it’s completely valid since I got the platinum 1 day after the release by brutally touching my opponents with my knife, gun, and sword
You got the what?
This video makes me wonder what character this dude plays😂
On God 😂😂
He's a Steve main
Gotta be Raven, just look at his username
@@treehann Nope.
@@ocean_punk1206yes
LAW: 0:06
NINA: 0:50
KING: 1:45
JIN: 2:28
PAUL: 3:11
JACK-8: 4:09
JUN: 5:04
XIAOYU: 6:11
LARS: 7:01
LEROY: 7:45
ASUKA: 8:33
LILI: 8:49
BRYAN: 9:37
HWOARNG: 10:18
CLAUDIO: 11:18
ASUCENA: 12:10
RAVEN: 12:56
LEO: 13:48
STEVE FOX: 14:33
KUMA: 15:44
YOSHIMITSU: 16:33
SHAHEEN: 16:38
DRAGUNOV: 17:21
FENG: 18:10
PANDA: 18:50
LEE: 19:58
ALISA: 20:50
VICTOR: 21:39
ZAFINA: 21:45
REINA: 22:36
DEVIL JIN: 23:38
KASUYA: 23:46
I don't play Xiaoyu, but she does indeed speak Japanese. She's obviously Chinese though.
she speak Japanese cuz she went to a Japanese school
idk how a man named “lee chaolan” is japanese 😭😭
heihachi adopted him so it's possible his ethnicity is actually chinese but he grew up and lives in japan (similar to xiaoyu)@@ggrogan
lee is adopted by heihachi and therefore speaks japanese and ling works for heihachi in japan so idk, they chinese but live in jaapan ig so they speak japanese@@ggrogan
Lars is Swedish and Alisa is Russian, but both speak Japanese also. The entire game revolves around a japanese family, so of course many of the people they know are at or related to Japan.
Bro legit must routinely get wrecked by Yoshimitsu, Devil Jin and Victor lmao. Anyways, this video is on point. Especially the Alisa mains, I've yet to face one online that didn't have TTV in their damn name.
I don’t 😭
He got Psycho crushed LOL
Shoutout to the Lars mains 😆
⚡️🕺⚡️🕺 What's up, yo?
🙋🏻♂️
my boy was good yo?
Bro got us 😂
Lmaoooo I ain’t mad at the Yoshi comment, it ain’t easy being Top Opp 😈
Nokappp
@@notsxnsei Victor is the true Villain of Tekken right now 🤣🤣🤣
What did Yoshi do to you?!? 😂😂😂
😂
He knows what he did
That ub 1+2 got him
The trolls be too strong
Or Victor
I main Victor, my mom mains Yoshimitsu. I guess that makes me a "bitchy son of a bitch" 😂
Bro had bars in that Lili portion
He ain’t have to be so spot on about us Lars mains outside of theater class 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy how i mained Jin and am the middle child, you said this was jokes😂
Same. I felt called out 😂
@@drewwalker4056 Me too, it's okay. There's a lot of us lol
same...
Bro called me out AND threw in the Gin & Juice (a hood classic).
Got it. Yoshi, Victor and Devil Jin. The boys that run a train on your ass in every PvP and rank match.
Jin mains are those people that gets everything, all packed in one! decent damage, AND a parry as bonus so they wont cry.
The yoshimitsu one😭😭😭
Xiaoyu speaks Japanese tho lmfao. Told on yourself there bruh
Me: Laid off in mid January
Hokage: Lili mains are unemployed.
Me: Guess I play Lili now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yo the yoshimitsu part was WILD i almost choked on my chic fil a bruh 😂
…I do like a nice crayon from time to time
When you were talking about Nina that sounded personal
Kazuya for life
As a king fan this is but fuck hulk hogan
😂😂😂 funny
@@BIGBEARQUEI'm a king main, too, but this shit is tragic 💀💀💀
Being both a Leo and Yoshi main. The Yoshi comment took me out lol 😂😂😂 But damn the Lee roast 😂
Asuka fans are still playing Tekken Tag 2 and Tekken 7 and I Swear to GOD 80-90% of them does the counter stance (that parrys mid-highs) at some point after a string when they are minus, and then they keep doing it if they get hit out of it with a knee or elbow that has a follow up hit. ( byran df 2,1 is perfect example of this )
this funny as hell...as one who has mained Jin since his appearance in Tekken 3....I am also a middle child....lmfao! (edit) my last comment was before I noticed what you said about Leroy....I also was a huge fan of Dipset in the early 2000's and Leroy is my fourth guy after Devil Jin and Jun....(I also play Palworld and am super organized in my forced labor)....bru how did u do this???? lmfao!!!
As a guy that has started maining Jin, I’m appalled that you assumed I’m a middle child because you are absolutely correct
That Kazuya one hit close to home😂😂
If you’re a Mokujin, then you are pissed you can’t pick your favorite random select fighter
You know what, as a Asuka main. I'll accept irrelevancy
The Lili hate is crazy! 😂😂😂😂 favorite main btw
I’m a Asuka Main and I’ve made so many people rage quit lol keep underestimating us Asuka mains lol
Yessir asuka the goat
“Instead of learning Spanish you learned to be annoying” I know a few of those😂
Wrestling is staged not fake, the pain is real. People get the message a little to late when they're on choke hold lol.
Predetermined is another word, also the people losing their lives or mind from all that damage
And here we go with this again lol
I think...you confused Nina with Lili...
Boi no
@@JaevhonDouglas at least 32 people disagree.
@@GuardianNewtonTurner It's Still An BOI No Cuz You Are Incorrect
@@JaevhonDouglas I guarantee you, I am not.
Paul mains have the best one, as long as they don't get into any fights.
How did he end up losing the fight though lol
Apple pro vision on the side of your head lmfao
No lie, one of the best ones yet. Keep it up my guy! 😂
Feng main here! Im currently learning Chinese and also getting the best body shape for him to xD
I eagerly await a video of you ordering food in Chinese
@@HashimotoDatsu And train my body to xD
Lili came out wayyy before street fighters lily. So if anything…Lily is the copy not Lili🤣
As a Kazuya main I completely agree
Started maining Asuka on T7 not that long ago, and i could probably count on one hand the amount of people ive face using her. Got my ass handed to me everytime too.
Don't matter to me though, she a bad bitch in my book.
Facts asuka in T8 is very fun for me
You came for us Law fans RIGHT AWAY man!
Funny as shit tho, gg. You missed something though - all Law fans own a set of nunchaku. Whether they can use them is on a case by case basis, but ALL law fans own at least 1 set.
- Asuka main
Hides in corner...
why did he just attack my personal life as a jin main 😭😭
Afican American uzamaki barrage got me dying💀💀💀
lmfao!! show me on the doll where the yoshimitsu player hurt you.....
Jin main here and a fit the bill 100% and I feel attacked. 😂
showing no remorse on every character, i love it
Waited patiently for the Leo portion.
It was fucking perfect 😭
Did you make a raising Arizona joke dood?
Sick ahah
Bruh that jun breakdown was the truth. I'm not even offended
The Jun one really went places I did NOT expect that LOL
Actually xiaoyu doesn't speak chinese in game. She speaks japanese because she was raised in japan.
Patiently waiting for my slander as a Kazuya main
I can't wait till Eddy drops (my overall main). I'mma need to hear that asap 😂
As an Asuka main, you’re right we are irrelevant! Makes winning a lot easier! That said I shit my pants when I run into a doppelgänger. Not us both back away when the match start!🤣🤣🤣
Game starts with both of yall doing her back 1+3 lol
Well... I'm a Asuka main as well, and didn't lose a mirror match yet.
@@samuelleie just fought a Mighty Ruler Asuka and that had to be the sweatiest match of my life lol.
So that’s why I liked Mucha Lucha
Im sorry but at 20:03 thats definitely not Souja Boy 😂😅
Bro I play Paul and I do Judo and Boxing, have a good job, have a girlfriend who is absolutely amazing, am saving for a motorcycle, and I’m a pretty chill guy….that being said….PLEASE LORD DONT LET THIS BE TRUE. I’ve been tested and won many times irl, but if I lose in that situation I can allow myself to live anymore💀💀
do not let this man cook ever again
yeah this video is probably one of the worst ive ever seen
When you married a Jun but reminisce about the days you were chasing Zafinas... dam!
People who play as Jin are the people who only plays the cover team on Madden
Facts 🤣
2:27 why THE HELL did everything u said about jin feel SO damn relatable? like wtf?
Bro almost read me like a book on Lars
Running them likes up
23:31 I’m sorry you was listening to what?!?? 😂
I feel attacked as a Lars main, assuming that I skip leg day
Pre watching: if asuka isn’t something along the lines of you believe tomboys are the true straight man’s choice I will be disappoint. Edit: I’m the asuka fan you’ve been looking for lol
12:10 that is definitely not me 😂😂
Dawg this man…why he coming for me because I play Lars?! 😂
What we can all ACTUALLY AGREE ON with law mains: You have low internet connection and are proud of it, you exploited no matter how dirty it makes you look during matches. A true heel.
As a Victor main. I will not be in the same category as those filthy Yoshi mains
you aint have to disrespect my hygiene like that fam😂😂😂😂
God damn, bro really hates Dragunov
That Yoshimitsu comment too funny!!😂 Sound like a bit of hate from the L's Yosh be handing out. I aint going to front, he's my fave character since tekken 2 and Soul Caliber.
I fully agree to victor, devil jin, & yoshi slander. Hell add leo to the list too
Xiaoyu speaks Japanese cause she lived in Japan meeting Jin etc, you know?
Yeah this the best one yet lmaoo. I was crying during my workout
people forget about leo so much their segment was dedicated to a whole other character