Windows 12 Is Still Around and Is Wackier Than Ever

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  • @garyharrison4915
    @garyharrison4915 3 роки тому +2242

    This website looks like a teenager made it in the mid 90's.

    • @tftwphoenix6670
      @tftwphoenix6670 3 роки тому +22

      Very true.

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 3 роки тому +47

      I could've made it back in 2001 with FrontPage

    • @M1America
      @M1America 3 роки тому +22

      The visual design could be better but I like that the javascript is minimal. Not that bad in my opinion. The writing is junk though.

    • @Hamza-yb5fv
      @Hamza-yb5fv 3 роки тому +7

      I made something prettier on 5 inch phone

    • @robthemodYT
      @robthemodYT 3 роки тому +22

      Honestly, it looks like the kind of site I would have made in IT class back in the 2000's when I was about 8. I honestly think that's what happened. Some kid took his assignment a little too seriously for extra credit and made an actual website.

  • @JPlexer
    @JPlexer 3 роки тому +4231

    Can’t wait for Windows 24

  • @roberthopwood3758
    @roberthopwood3758 3 роки тому +502

    1:55 the connection is, the kitchen has no windows either.

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz 3 роки тому +17

      Windows 0, now out for just £500

    • @Knottactical
      @Knottactical 3 роки тому +4

      Brilliant

    • @Creedoo
      @Creedoo 3 роки тому +4

      GOLD 🤣🤣😭

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 3 роки тому +4

      I could try to ruin that joke, but I don't wanna a bunch of retards spamming /woooosh.

  • @quark_E
    @quark_E 3 роки тому +689

    I love that the desktop background for Windows 12 Lite, ripped from Windows 10, is named "Lite-Windows7-Final.jpg". It's the little touches

  • @SaberVS7
    @SaberVS7 3 роки тому +540

    "So, what scam are we performing here?"
    "Yes."

    • @automatedinsanity
      @automatedinsanity 3 роки тому +25

      a jack of all scams

    • @filcent2540
      @filcent2540 3 роки тому +8

      🅱️rexit phone
      🅱️rexit phone

    • @Ro_Gaming
      @Ro_Gaming 3 роки тому +7

      @@filcent2540 Google Translate:
      ruled the phone.
      ruled the phone.

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 2 роки тому

      @@automatedinsanity LMAO FR

    • @LonelyMarowak
      @LonelyMarowak 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ro_Gaming For me, it translates to, “🅱️he got the phone.”

  • @L._Vireo
    @L._Vireo 3 роки тому +468

    The internet had a stroke and it manifested as this website.

    • @redfonzie21
      @redfonzie21 3 роки тому +3

      Best comment.

    • @L._Vireo
      @L._Vireo 3 роки тому

      Oh hey got like 150 likes. Thanks guys.

    • @RubberStig
      @RubberStig 3 роки тому +3

      Nah, the internet squeezed this website out of it's most obscure zit.

    • @CjqNslXUcM
      @CjqNslXUcM 4 місяці тому

      I'm struggling to imagine who in their right mind could be behind this. Even the dumbest person would put in more effort to make their scam more legitimate looking.

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna 3 місяці тому

      @@CjqNslXUcM idk, a popular method to filter out people who'd be dumb enough to fall for a scam is to make the scam look as dumb as can be, the idea behind that being-- anyone that could tell this is a scam wouldn't be worth scamming and it'd just be a waste of time for the scammer, so let's just get the most trusting people that can't tell it apart from a legitimate website.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +1520

    It's so ugly, man, like could they not have changed a few things...

    • @nintendodirect3997
      @nintendodirect3997 3 роки тому +28

      first to reply to a verified creator

    • @tftwphoenix6670
      @tftwphoenix6670 3 роки тому +6

      @@nintendodirect3997 XD

    • @ukraniankgb9131
      @ukraniankgb9131 3 роки тому +56

      @@nintendodirect3997 do you feel better about yourself now Mr. Accomplishment?

    • @darcksage1
      @darcksage1 3 роки тому +1

      Hey there Proto.

    • @FuckYoutubeCensorship
      @FuckYoutubeCensorship 3 роки тому +17

      They did, they cut out the part where it's free in the installer.

  • @jase_allen
    @jase_allen 3 роки тому +597

    The grammar and spelling errors on the websites remind me of the intentional errors scammers put in their emails to filter out the smart people and help ensure only gullible people respond.

    • @guywithgrasspfp
      @guywithgrasspfp 3 роки тому +7

      ok

    • @vivanecrosis
      @vivanecrosis 3 роки тому +81

      That actually sound like a theory. Probably not true, but it would focus their scams on the right targets.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 3 роки тому +7

      Well, in any case, it's a parasitoid symbiosis of stupidity XD

    • @Faygris
      @Faygris 3 роки тому +31

      Wait, is that what they do? Sounds almost too clever for them 🤔

    • @DerpsterIV
      @DerpsterIV 3 роки тому +8

      @@vivanecrosis Probably not true? It is true. It's a fact and has been that way for years.

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 3 роки тому +601

    Plot twist: Windows 12 is actually just a Microsoft side hustle.

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 2 роки тому +8

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @gabydiaz1083
      @gabydiaz1083 2 роки тому +20

      Yea Microsoft is at 11 just a few more years and things will explode into chaos.

    • @vif3182
      @vif3182 2 роки тому +6

      Windows by the dozen I tell yea...

    • @mjouwbuis
      @mjouwbuis 2 роки тому +4

      Chances are they will switch to a (slightly incompatible with everything) linux kernel if they ever do a rewrite.

    • @aared
      @aared Рік тому +7

      It's just Bill in his garage all over again. Now that he's no longer CEO they won't let him mess with the OS

  • @uberyoutuber3892
    @uberyoutuber3892 3 роки тому +70

    I love how they throw in "Home and Garden" in the middle of all the technical services lmao! Hey, Todd after you plant those tulips I need you to install a printer and setup my new TV

  • @TrueEnspyre57
    @TrueEnspyre57 3 роки тому +538

    This feels like someone took an April fools joke a bit too far and too seriously.

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 роки тому +9

      Ikr

    • @Juliodax
      @Juliodax 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly!!!.
      You need to pay for this April fools joke

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 3 роки тому +3

      It would be hilarious if there was nothing actually for sale.

    • @rl3d2008
      @rl3d2008 2 роки тому +2

      @@renanmendes1299 I think that's why they said that it *FEELS* like an April Fools Joke.

    • @TheEmolano
      @TheEmolano 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe it's money laundering

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn 3 роки тому +477

    It’s the modern day version of "Windows for Warehouses 3.1":
    Windows for "Webhouses"

  • @Wilksey37
    @Wilksey37 3 роки тому +287

    FYI If the person is operating as a "sole trader" it doesn't have to be registered at companies house, but a lot of sole traders "appear" as a LTD company. In the UK anyways.

    • @SJohnsoninc
      @SJohnsoninc 3 роки тому +16

      If he's a sole trader and Microsoft comes after him, god have mercy.

    • @smd-tech
      @smd-tech 3 роки тому +4

      @tutacat Its free to register as a sole trader, you have to pay to register as a ltd company.

    • @Kni0002
      @Kni0002 3 роки тому +1

      @@SJohnsoninc yup, they can probably take their house

    • @lost4468yt
      @lost4468yt 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kni0002 your house generally can't be taken in the UK if it's your only house. Exceptions like not paying your mortgage of course. But a debtor cannot take it unless you have another one.
      Also there's a good chance they're renting anyway...

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 3 роки тому +1

      @@lost4468yt if you have no other place to live* you don't actually have to own it, can be your parents' place

  • @fauzirahman3285
    @fauzirahman3285 3 роки тому +34

    That website selling CDs looks like the online version of the CD shops I grew up with in South East Asia.

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 3 роки тому +157

    The fact that Windows 11 rumor is an actual thing now I just can't imagine the thought of THIS being the next version of Windows after that one

    • @gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97
      @gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97 3 роки тому +7

      Rumour? It was officially announced

    • @izzuddinfakarudin5696
      @izzuddinfakarudin5696 3 роки тому +17

      @@gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97 read what he says again

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 роки тому +5

      I'm not too interested in Windows 11 but I'll definitely check out Windows 12.

    • @DavidNikkiZane
      @DavidNikkiZane 3 роки тому +6

      when it's time for them to release Windows 12 this guy will have a problem

    • @ShitHappensRLY
      @ShitHappensRLY 2 роки тому +11

      202*: Windows 12 is confirmed as Ubuntu fork

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 роки тому +357

    "You can do all the digital forensics and penetration that you want"
    Now that sounds like the OS for me.

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 3 роки тому +13

      I think they meant that in the context of ethical hacking

    • @test89087
      @test89087 3 роки тому

      Oh! I didn't expect to see you here...

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 3 роки тому +10

      @@markusTegelane r/wooosh

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 3 роки тому +7

      @@realcartoongirl why is this still a thing?

    • @teknowil
      @teknowil 3 роки тому

      Digital penetration and forensics? Bit of a necrophile there aren't ya

  • @feny9356
    @feny9356 3 роки тому +228

    The "Kali Windows 10" doesn't even have Windows 10. It just tells you to enter the command "kali-undercover" which is a way of disguising kali as windows.

    • @mikeschmidt4800
      @mikeschmidt4800 3 роки тому +1

      @Lucas Zhu Nah, it's actually a good distro.

    • @Yep6803
      @Yep6803 2 роки тому +6

      i still laugh thinking people don't understand Kali(that's also one of the greatest just for who know how to hack) is for vm not as main distro LOL people say "Kali sucks so Linux, that's GNU technically, sucks" while you just don't know to use Kali, it is awesome for hackers...are you?

    • @omorisballs
      @omorisballs 9 місяців тому

      i can’t believe that bananas have their own OS

  • @wghardy5577
    @wghardy5577 3 роки тому +566

    Now if this was nintendo they’d have a cease and desist before they even finished burning the cd

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 3 роки тому +22

      Better than selling half assed garbage

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 роки тому +9

      And this is why we need more companies like Nintendo.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 роки тому +98

      @@gamingnubs7628
      No, we don't. Nintendo goes _too_ far. They think that copyright law is the same as trademark law and go out of their way to shut down EVERYTHING that even slightly touches their copyrighted IPs, regardless of what it is, because they think that copyright is "enforce it or lose it" like trademarks are (they aren't). Not sure if that's because it's like that in Japan (I doubt it, based on how SEGA has no trouble with fan-made media and even embraces it from time to time) or what ever the reason may be.

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 роки тому +7

      @@VestedUTuber sega has no problem supporting fangames because official games are usually worse than fangames. Same cant be said for Nintendo. Nintendo fangames are taken down only if there is a game by Nintendo themselves that rival it. AM2R = Metroid 3DS remake. SM64 PC = 3D All-Stars. Notice how games like Super Mario Crossover are still up? Thats because Nintendo dont have anything to rival with it.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 роки тому +40

      @@gamingnubs7628
      You do realize that it's _not_ in SEGA's best financial interests to support fan-made content that's _better_ than their own products, since people would end up just playing the fangames instead of the official games, right? That just further proves my point that SEGA is willing to take a hit to keep their fans happy.
      And no, Nintendo doesn't just go after rival fangames. They go after everything they legally can. Remember the crap they pulled with UA-cam?

  • @RamizGShaikh
    @RamizGShaikh 3 роки тому +55

    "It is not just a Linux Distro it IS a Linux Distro" - webhouses, 2021

  • @sirenzen605
    @sirenzen605 3 роки тому +36

    "It is not just a Linux Distro, it IS a Linux Distro" That made me laugh so damn hard I choked on my food lmao...

  • @ThatOneArgentinianGamer
    @ThatOneArgentinianGamer 3 роки тому +1655

    "It is not just a Linux Distro... it IS a Linux Distro."
    I need a shirt with this phrase, right now.
    Great stuff as always, sir!

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 3 роки тому +49

      The entirety of that comments from webhouses guy should be printed on a merch, it's that good

    • @daringcuteseal
      @daringcuteseal 3 роки тому +2

      @@rogehmarbi yeah

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 роки тому +27

      That guy makes Terry Davis look sane. Davis was a troubled genius, this scammer is a complete nutjob.

    • @zach_c
      @zach_c 3 роки тому +17

      It’d be hilarious if MJD made a shirt with that on it and he gets sued by Webhouses for copyright violation.

    • @bubgamingandvlogs3870
      @bubgamingandvlogs3870 3 роки тому +6

      We need windows 12 merch

  • @triman7039
    @triman7039 3 роки тому +239

    "Nor any numerals other than 7 and 10"
    Michael: There is 8 and 8.1
    *Sad 1.01 - 3.1 noises*

    • @definitely_notme4112
      @definitely_notme4112 3 роки тому +63

      Windows 95, 98, and 2000: am i a joke to you?

    • @Adiee5Priv
      @Adiee5Priv 3 роки тому +6

      One of the best threads in entire yt

    • @Codedgar
      @Codedgar 3 роки тому +3

      *Sad XP noises*

    • @zach_c
      @zach_c 3 роки тому

      Isn’t there a few more after 3.1? Like 3.5 or something? I don’t remember

    • @definitely_notme4112
      @definitely_notme4112 3 роки тому +2

      @@zach_c well, 3.11 for workgroups, but 3.1 had a lot of versions so i just count them all as 3.1

  • @Llumz
    @Llumz 3 роки тому +316

    Well, Michael, sensorship is when you ship sensors to the country that ordered them

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian 3 роки тому +17

      Mr Spock: Captain, I detect Sensorship
      Kirk: Raise the shields!
      *pwowwww*
      Scotty: We canna take another hit Captain! We will be out of business like Windows 12!"

    • @ukraineballaviation1483
      @ukraineballaviation1483 3 роки тому +1

      He actually meant Censorship. As I can guess, censorship in Pakistan is tough, so yeah.

    • @lizziex6447
      @lizziex6447 3 роки тому +19

      @@ukraineballaviation1483 If you look up, you may catch a quick glimpse of the joke flying over your head.

    • @ukraineballaviation1483
      @ukraineballaviation1483 3 роки тому +2

      @@lizziex6447 ik I saw it lol

    • @woutermollema
      @woutermollema 3 роки тому +6

      @@ukraineballaviation1483 Maybe it should be sensorChip

  • @cardgagefan73
    @cardgagefan73 3 роки тому +9

    1:47
    graphic design is my passion

  • @flyboy_nathan4112
    @flyboy_nathan4112 3 роки тому +313

    I feel like this has to be in some way a huge practical joke, nobody could accidentally make something THIS fishy looking.

    • @yazplayer
      @yazplayer Рік тому +5

      i thought windows 11 came in 2023

    • @The-LSTV
      @The-LSTV 10 місяців тому +16

      You'd be surprised - some people are actually capable of creating this stuff and thinking that they did a good job. Especially in places where this style of graphics is common (in less wealthy countries where modern technologies aren't too developed yet and they use the worst possible softwar to make those things).
      They just do not realize that its wrong, since it's all around them, and also you usually value things you make yourself a lot higher than others, and often are blinded by the actual objective appearance.

    • @sonicstooke8507
      @sonicstooke8507 9 місяців тому

      @@yazplayer It did. That's the point. Someone tried (and failed) to make Windows 12 before Windows 11 existed. They skipped 11!

    • @asedonii-chan8466
      @asedonii-chan8466 9 місяців тому

      @@The-LSTV fine congo product, much cancer now!

    • @DoctorTemblor
      @DoctorTemblor 8 місяців тому

      ol people

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 3 роки тому +126

    Considering selling Windows 13, but its just Hannah Montana OS with Hannah replaced by her ghost

    • @douwehuysmans5959
      @douwehuysmans5959 3 роки тому +2

      Wait Hannah is dead?

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 3 роки тому +10

      @@douwehuysmans5959 the Hannah we knew and loved is, but her body lived on in hollywood form

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 3 роки тому +8

      It is deprecated by Miley Cyrus OS

    • @Michael18751
      @Michael18751 3 роки тому +1

      Windows 13 doesn't sit right. Windows 15 is where it's at

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 3 роки тому +3

      @@Michael18751 windows 616 but Miley and Satan are fucking on the login screen

  • @dreampillet
    @dreampillet Рік тому +4

    ―iPhone or Android?
    _adjusts tie and smirks_
    ― *_"Brexit_* *_Phone."_*
    _walks away_

  • @lcj3_
    @lcj3_ 3 роки тому +6

    Everyone when Windows 12 was made: waiting for Windows 11
    After Windows 12 was made:
    Ok we're still waiting for Windows 11

  • @reid4625
    @reid4625 3 роки тому +124

    Linux Lite devs watching this: "my baby! what have they done to you!"

    • @TooSweaty4U
      @TooSweaty4U 3 роки тому +19

      "Look how they massacred my boy"

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 роки тому +7

      If anyone has a legal case to make, it's the Linux Lite team. This is a stain on their project and to be associated with this scam is near libellous.

    • @survivor303
      @survivor303 3 роки тому

      @@amirpourghoureiyan1637 no absolute not, it will turn their pennies to waste. nobody buys this thing in real and if somebody really buy this :) that person is so stupid that he cannot make that connection to linux lite :D

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 роки тому

      @@survivor303 lol I get that, but ignoring it can also cause them to wrapped up in controversy, especially if someone uses it to go out-on-a-limb and suggest collusion. It's a small team and they don't deserve the grief that this scammer could bring.

    • @survivor303
      @survivor303 3 роки тому

      @@eness379 old people?, they know computers better than you :D but like i say, if somebody buys it, that person dosnt understand lite or this. and they not even send those to people. this is just some 15 year old guy stupid idea, who want couple of extra dollars, it cannot be more than that. perhaps that junior dosnt even understand that he scam people, he want be just a pro! :D

  • @unavailable198
    @unavailable198 3 роки тому +365

    Everyone: waiting for Windows 11
    Me with Windows 2000: I am 4 parallel universes ahead

    • @VMVXMK2
      @VMVXMK2 3 роки тому +14

      Remember Windows 596? That time they really outdone themselves.

    • @jamesevanko7037
      @jamesevanko7037 3 роки тому +4

      Makes sense now. Windows Me was only half way there.

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 3 роки тому +16

      @@andrewhanson1180 no shit sherlock

    • @日本語を勉強する外国人
      @日本語を勉強する外国人 3 роки тому +13

      This but unironically. I use 2000 on an old laptop and with the Extended kernel and all updates slipstreamed it’s actually pretty usable even in 2021.

    • @tchock
      @tchock 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewhanson1180 *Rainier Wolfcastle voice* That's the joke.

  • @squidud
    @squidud 3 роки тому +522

    Come one now. Everyone knows ReactOS is the REAL Windows 12.

    • @Dr.Mohandes
      @Dr.Mohandes 3 роки тому +71

      reactos is windows 99

    • @oliverb.8995
      @oliverb.8995 3 роки тому +2

      @@Dr.Mohandes windows 99 isnt a thing but ok

    • @TemFromTheTemShop
      @TemFromTheTemShop 3 роки тому +71

      @@oliverb.8995 It was a joke but okay...

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 3 роки тому +18

      @@oliverb.8995 your humor isn't a thing but okay

    • @real2w10
      @real2w10 3 роки тому +6

      no ReactOS is Windows NT 5.2 Workstation

  • @emirvmendoza
    @emirvmendoza 3 роки тому +1

    Windows 11 exists
    Windows 12: *nervous sweating*

    • @emirvmendoza
      @emirvmendoza 2 роки тому

      Windows 12 from Microsoft is coming. "Windows 12" should be sweating nervously right now.

  • @Elhao
    @Elhao 3 роки тому +14

    This guy can thank every deity mankind has ever believed in that Microsoft hasn't sued him (yet) and put his strange interpretation of copyright law to the test.

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 3 роки тому

      Microsoft are trying to be nice these days. Or, to look like they're nice people, anyway.

  • @jviper2004
    @jviper2004 3 роки тому +70

    hey you gotta get this version of "Windows 12 lite" to Kitboga, and see how the Tech-scammers respond to this fake version of Windows.

  • @JeFi2
    @JeFi2 3 роки тому +288

    There are so many Linux distros that actually look like Windows yet they steal Linux Lite of all things?!?

    • @Moskito844
      @Moskito844 3 роки тому +50

      what's worst is that is not hard at all to modify the .iso and make it actually look like a windows version

    • @glasswhisperer
      @glasswhisperer 3 роки тому +56

      Probably picked a version small enough to fit in a cd rather than a dvd to save 50¢

    • @bubgamingandvlogs3870
      @bubgamingandvlogs3870 3 роки тому +42

      Due to lots of Donald Ducks

    • @colejohnson66
      @colejohnson66 3 роки тому +9

      @@glasswhisperer Puppy Linux is only 300 MB (32 bit). If you want smaller, Damn Small Linux is 50 MB.

    • @bubgamingandvlogs3870
      @bubgamingandvlogs3870 3 роки тому +14

      @@colejohnson66 Donald Duck linux is 0 kbs

  • @crystalthewolf8945
    @crystalthewolf8945 3 роки тому +537

    I love how they call it a Japanese invention and then sell a Chinese product

  • @0xtailsoup
    @0xtailsoup 7 місяців тому +3

    I called the number on the website and got through to a guy. I asked him if it was Webhouses and he said yes. I said "Oh I thought it was just a joke website" and then he hung up. The number listed as being a fax also goes through to him, so it's not a fax machine.

  • @joshm264
    @joshm264 2 роки тому +6

    7:20 on the right you can see the "muama ryoko" and computer clan did a video on it!

  • @UltraSolution
    @UltraSolution 3 роки тому +151

    Here in Britain we all use Webhouse’s WifI.

  • @winksplorer
    @winksplorer 3 роки тому +55

    Manga: Windows 10X
    Anime: Glass XP Super
    Netflix Adaptation: Windows 12 Lite

  • @Kitsoonaye
    @Kitsoonaye 3 роки тому +39

    "You are an idiot you cannot patent any single word in the English dictionary. Grow up."
    Bro reading that had me dying 🤣

    • @nilswegner2881
      @nilswegner2881 3 роки тому +11

      So I can call my company apple, right? Perfect, I always wanted to have my own company that sells overpriced hardware.

    • @tftwphoenix6670
      @tftwphoenix6670 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @s7002
      @s7002 3 роки тому +1

      E

    • @0mongo0
      @0mongo0 3 роки тому +4

      You can't patent a word. That's not what patents are for. You can trademark a name.

    • @dadarkmatterdude
      @dadarkmatterdude Місяць тому

      The most incoherent shit I've ever heard.

  • @stuff_
    @stuff_ 3 роки тому +2

    Fun fact, the wallpaper in 16:51 was called *Lite-Windows7-Final.png*

  • @UltraCenterHQ
    @UltraCenterHQ Рік тому +2

    Plot twist: This is the actual leaked version of Windows 12

  • @Robdeltonie
    @Robdeltonie 3 роки тому +226

    I can't wait for Microsoft's legal team to send this guy a cease-and-desist letter for using their "patented" trademark, and then for this dude to cry out "Sensorship!"

    • @theepiclionsaplings5688
      @theepiclionsaplings5688 3 роки тому +34

      Don't you hate it when you're sensored?

    • @Horseshoecrabwarrior
      @Horseshoecrabwarrior 3 роки тому +21

      I'd expect that the reason the legal team hasn't metaphorically demolished this company is because they can't find a person to blame for it.

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 3 роки тому +11

      Never gonna happen. Courts have ruled Microsoft cannot own the word Windows only a product name like "Windows 10". I can make a Windows 15 OS and there is nothing MS can do about it.

    • @Robdeltonie
      @Robdeltonie 3 роки тому +27

      @@DivergentDroid Not strictly true. Trademarks are about market confusion with packaging, branding, etc. It’s not like copyright or patent law in that regard. Of course Microsoft doesn’t own the word Windows. Trademarks are in certain classes of products and services, and trademark covers the exclusive right to use that mark as a source identifier for that product or service. So there’s nothing stopping me from naming a cereal brand Windows, and that doesn’t infringe Microsoft’s trademark rights. But what this Windows 12 company is doing would run afoul of trademark law. You can’t name your competing operating system Windows 12 and expect Microsoft to do nothing about it. Chances are that they can’t find the individual behind the company, so they can’t take legal action against them. Also, IANAL, but I’m familiar with trademark law slightly because I watch Lawful Masses. I hope this makes sense!

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 3 роки тому +3

      @@Robdeltonie Microsoft has lost in court over this issue before. The guy can call his product Windows 12 as long as he's not claiming it is a Microsoft product or that the products is functional identical to a Microsoft product.

  • @DarkkLestat
    @DarkkLestat 3 роки тому +147

    This is an Indian company posing as a UK company, I've seen hundreds of these in the past.

    • @RajxSarkar
      @RajxSarkar 3 роки тому +4

      @@nooneinpart And his name is Barry Scofield

    • @megaangelic
      @megaangelic 3 роки тому +10

      @@sriramsundar8388 There are a great deal of Indians who live in the UK. And even some second & third generation Indians who speak english poorly.

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 3 роки тому +9

      @@megaangelic Damn UK sounds like a third world country at this point. Feelsbadman

    • @djtonylee
      @djtonylee 3 роки тому +4

      @@RajxSarkar sure, like when you ring an i dian call centre they are always called john smith or some other british sounding name. Never once have i heard one say their name is iqbal or mohammad...

    • @RajxSarkar
      @RajxSarkar 3 роки тому +3

      @@djtonylee You're right but in this case you're wrong because you know i have done some investigation about this website and i found a LinkedIn profile of this guy named Barry Schofield. And it says he's the web designer of webhouses. And he's LinkedIn profile has the same rose background (5:25) as the website.

  • @100DollarHeadache
    @100DollarHeadache 3 роки тому +62

    I lost it at the proprietor whining about "Donald Ducks" spoiling Windows 12 Lite for everybody.

    • @guiwonsik
      @guiwonsik 3 роки тому

      He was saying in a sense that people be talking/lying about it?

    • @acksawblack
      @acksawblack Рік тому

      @@guiwonsik Means dumb fucks, rhyming slang.

  • @RainbowLovingRainbow
    @RainbowLovingRainbow 2 роки тому +4

    Don’t forget if you use any distribution of Linux the GNU license agreement says that if you modify the distro you must offer it for free because you received the distro for free to begin with. That’s why you can download enterprise versions of RedHat, SuSe, and others. They can only charge you for the support they offer, not the distro itself. I’d be amazed if I’m the only one who commented on this area (sorry if others beat me to the punch). So, Windows 12 Lite is indeed free, whether or not the tool who modified it agrees with that statement is an entirely different story!

  • @BarthiArgento
    @BarthiArgento 2 роки тому +2

    I hope it is only one guy running that shop... Imagine a whole team doing that and failing with every detail

  • @jdatlas4668
    @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +329

    Michael MJD, bringing me the weird but hilarious things I never knew I wanted. You keep surprising me, honestly, every time there's a new video notification I'm curious what you've dug out this time.

    • @Quesbe
      @Quesbe 3 роки тому +4

      Umh fancy to see you there? Why do I get the impression that I already saw you?

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 3 роки тому +16

      @@Quesbe He's like the bi version of Justin Y.

    • @Quesbe
      @Quesbe 3 роки тому +18

      @@solarstrike33 Justin B.

    • @zeddie4153
      @zeddie4153 3 роки тому +3

      Bet you cant "sit on a chair".. waddaaaaaappppp the people that knows what i am talking about

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +2

      @@Quesbe I'm everywhere >:)

  • @stevenjlovelace
    @stevenjlovelace 3 роки тому +42

    But without sensorship, how will the USS Enterprise detect life signs on an alien planet?

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 3 роки тому +4

      Simple: Beam some people down

    • @stevenjlovelace
      @stevenjlovelace 3 роки тому +2

      @@thebetaman About the same results, I suppose.

    • @rtg5881
      @rtg5881 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevenjlovelace No. If you beam people down, you allways find planets with life on them, such as the people you beamt down and their gut flora. 100% life planets.

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 3 роки тому +1

      Glad not drinking beverage when read comment....I would have inhaled!!

  • @okamiboi
    @okamiboi 3 роки тому +135

    Ah yes, the Japanese company *H U A W E I*
    I need more edits like at the comment section LMAOOOOOOO

  • @BLUU-qh2jf
    @BLUU-qh2jf 2 роки тому +1

    16:51 - i like that the wallpaper file's name is still "Lite-Windows7-Final.png"

  • @GenoCuddy
    @GenoCuddy 2 роки тому +1

    It is not just a Michael MJD video it IS a Michael MJD video.

  • @bradtoddler3765
    @bradtoddler3765 3 роки тому +63

    I love how Michael dying laughing at “Huawei” Brexit V8 phone. (7:43)

  • @PrincessAshly
    @PrincessAshly 3 роки тому +48

    Love the edits, they add extra humor and character to the vids, I'd really like to see you keep doing them.

  • @dnice712
    @dnice712 3 роки тому +85

    Protip: Don't ever buy an OS on a burnt dvd from some guy on the internet

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl 3 роки тому +10

      It’s a genuine shame that this is a tip some people will _actually_ be shocked by. What a world, eh?

    • @boalbads
      @boalbads 3 роки тому +1

      wAiT WinDOwS 12 is fAkE?! wHAt?!
      lol

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 роки тому +6

      I bought my OS from some guy though. His name was Mr. Microsoft if I don't remember incorrectly?

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 3 роки тому +1

      @@flp322 Yagoo, is that you brother?

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 3 роки тому +3

      Instructions unclear. I did it and am now running Windows 12 Lite as my daily driver. 😳

  • @pinkyUndsoo
    @pinkyUndsoo 3 роки тому +21

    I died of laughter holy
    The brexit phone

  • @heikadog
    @heikadog 3 роки тому +3

    you had so much fun editing this i can tell

  • @Jake1702
    @Jake1702 3 роки тому +128

    He's living in Britain but he's typing r/engrish worthy material.

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 3 роки тому +27

      He's probably Indian.

    • @joekerr9150
      @joekerr9150 3 роки тому +11

      reddit moment keanu chungus reeves wholesome 100

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlyboyHelosim For sure

    • @falcy2889
      @falcy2889 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlyboyHelosim all the time man... always indians
      Why are they even doing this

    • @alumlovescake
      @alumlovescake 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlyboyHelosim your probably white

  • @whosnooby
    @whosnooby 3 роки тому +31

    2:38 This is revelutionary! They didn't mean Gigabit, they meant Gigabyte, Gigabit is Gb an Gigabyte is GB which is what they wrote.

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 роки тому +4

      Why paying hundreds of dollars for fiber optics when you can have a wireless gigabyte connection for half the price, right? And it's unsensored!

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 роки тому

      @TurboSoftware
      Why?

    • @jhytry
      @jhytry 3 роки тому +1

      @TurboSoftware It is very simple - k stand for kilo same as kg - kilogram, it simply means 1000 of the unit (kg - 1000g). Same here kb - 1000b (bit) kB - 1000B(byte). In this convention capital "K" is incorrect, although no one really cares about it.

    • @jhytry
      @jhytry 3 роки тому +1

      @TurboSoftware oh my. Please quickly inform all hundreds of thousand middle and eastern europens - we have been spelling our names wrong for few centuries - please teach us the correct way. WTF 🤡

    • @jhytry
      @jhytry 3 роки тому +1

      @TurboSoftware ohhh that's even better, I thought you referred to my first name. So English spell check doesn't have exotic European family names. How can that be? I better write to them. LOL

  • @nalinux
    @nalinux 3 роки тому +35

    "Windows is the graphical interface for Unix"
    Thanks a lot, I just learned something today :)

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire 3 роки тому +14

      Bad thing is, that's much more accurate as a description of Mac OSX...

    • @duality4y
      @duality4y 3 роки тому +1

      @@VulpisFoxfire it's pretty much BSD

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 2 роки тому

      @@duality4y the OG BSD, not the FOSS fork (which is what all modern *BSD distros are derived from)

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy 2 роки тому +1

      Microsoft should just give up on the Windows kernel and use Linux kernel for Windows

  • @donnadie2068
    @donnadie2068 2 роки тому +4

    3:44 No Service

  • @themirrazz
    @themirrazz Рік тому +9

    Webhouses is back - they’ve updated their UI multiple times, and according to some digging on the Internet Archive and some pages they forgot to delete, they’ve been around since the 1990s (even said it themselves) - They’re latest creation that had disappeared is Windows 13 Flash

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Рік тому

      Also they sell beds and sofas now

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Рік тому +1

      They also have a garden center and play kitchen???
      At one point they said you could publish an app to the Google Play Store if you paid 5 euros (the picture was a book called something for Dummies)

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Рік тому

      And drills, monitors, RAM, and SSDs

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Рік тому

      It’s not even a privacy policy lmao

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Рік тому

      It’s more of a ToS

  • @randomchannel9331
    @randomchannel9331 3 роки тому +20

    i like how the "Japanese invention" is a Huawei 4g hot spot... Huawei is a Chinese company...

  • @s7002
    @s7002 3 роки тому +85

    wow, they just don't stop, love these windows 12 videos! keep it up!

    • @maksympotseluiko7640
      @maksympotseluiko7640 3 роки тому +12

      The man himself

    • @s7002
      @s7002 3 роки тому +5

      @@RyanDesiderio-yc6vp yes

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 роки тому +4

      @@RyanDesiderio-yc6vp yes

    • @javidfarhan1675
      @javidfarhan1675 3 роки тому +1

      So what happened in the end ?
      Did webhouses admit defeat ?

    • @sriramsundar8388
      @sriramsundar8388 3 роки тому +1

      @@s7002 dude can you please tell me the name of the UA-cam channel? I can't find it anywhere.

  • @angw3l
    @angw3l 3 роки тому +22

    "It is not just a Linux distro, it *is* a Linux distro" LMAO

  • @mariolis
    @mariolis 3 роки тому +3

    this video has made me curious about the actual linux lite ngl
    my distrohopping tendencies have been awakened

    • @ParamSiddharth
      @ParamSiddharth 3 роки тому

      Distrohopping, ah. 😭😂 Somebody help me, I'm infected too.

  • @5cover
    @5cover 3 роки тому +5

    the fact it's called windows 12 makes sense now

  • @ustayussuf
    @ustayussuf 3 роки тому +11

    WINDOWS 12:
    It is not just a Linux Distro. It IS a Linux Distro

  • @TechNetworkUK
    @TechNetworkUK 3 роки тому +38

    I live in UK and I think that store is weird and sketchy. I like these type of videos Great video Michael 👍

  • @robopuffy
    @robopuffy 3 роки тому +32

    I only use TempleOS, thank you

    • @Ezyasnos
      @Ezyasnos 3 роки тому +6

      16 colours is more than enough for everyone!

  • @georgizhivkov
    @georgizhivkov 8 місяців тому +1

    I feel like it is some sort of Alternate Reality Game where you have to discover some stuff and win some prize or something.

  • @zank8470
    @zank8470 3 роки тому +3

    Windows 11: Haha, NO

  • @medes24
    @medes24 3 роки тому +18

    I'm ready for the followup "Installing Windows 12 Lite from 56 floppy disks!"

  • @NotDwight
    @NotDwight 3 роки тому +36

    This is insane, I can't believe someone would go through all of this low effort trouble.

    • @austindrakodeine7465
      @austindrakodeine7465 3 роки тому

      they're making bank off it, why wouldn't you?

    • @kem0n0.kokomo
      @kem0n0.kokomo 3 роки тому +3

      @@austindrakodeine7465 I'd be impressed if they were making any sort of real money on it. Just seems like the lowest-effort, most illiterate thing that I find it hard to believe they have more than $200 out of this lol

    • @austindrakodeine7465
      @austindrakodeine7465 3 роки тому

      @@kem0n0.kokomo Oh they def do. Think how how many people bought it off this video alone

    • @austindrakodeine7465
      @austindrakodeine7465 3 роки тому +3

      @@kem0n0.kokomo Ah I would say they're making 5k+ a week off of it. Think of how much traction these videos brought alone so people buy the 20$ rubbish just out of interest than people get scammed as well. Thats a lot of bread already outta just those two factors.

  • @binaryfunlab8729
    @binaryfunlab8729 3 роки тому +43

    This poor quality mod actually motivates me to create a more legit, better done and free Windows 12 Pro for example

  • @Duesi2024
    @Duesi2024 3 роки тому +2

    Scammers traces somehow often goes to the uk, even if the scammers aren't really located there. Maybe because they can setup a bank account annonymous or with less restricitons?

  • @dumbfox9550
    @dumbfox9550 Рік тому +1

    those donald ducks always be up to something

  • @zeekjones1
    @zeekjones1 3 роки тому +85

    Honestly, the elderly in office, the tech illiterate, the people who we all let control regulation of laws and wars...
    ...they'd fall for this.

    • @teknowil
      @teknowil 3 роки тому

      Its legit I bought it on that dark web

    • @zeekjones1
      @zeekjones1 2 роки тому +5

      ​@Marti van Lin The few that did tech stuff at home before it was cool is one thing.
      But for those who didn't and also those who only casually used the net for work or school email, newspaper like articles, or social media bubbles, in the past 15 years.
      Tech illiteracy mixed with clickbait is a formula that is proven, and why scam after scam is so successful.
      Although the worry is a bit higher for those in power being tech illiterate, there are some of all ages and backgrounds.
      We are in a world where anybody of anyone can choose to learn anything, but we also cannot learn everything. Some never caught onto the tech train, and never chosen to learn about the subject, and by extension minimal use of the net for what it can be.
      Those who have chosen to not pick up the vast expanse of information and misinformation, or are early in learning, are the most easily fooled.
      _As is said; You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?_
      Yes.

  • @the_broly_arms
    @the_broly_arms 3 роки тому +25

    "... it IS a Linux distro" had me CACKLE laughing. This video was top quality start to finish.

  • @zuni3474
    @zuni3474 3 роки тому +15

    I am studying media and digital animation and stuff and that windows 12 site looks exactly like in the old books we have at school it’s called “how to design your website 2000” or something so basically my assumption is that this man hade some books about web designing from 21 years ago

  • @perseusarkouda
    @perseusarkouda 3 роки тому +4

    That version of Windows comes with even more spyware than the original. So you could call that an upgrade.

  • @Leah96xxx
    @Leah96xxx 2 роки тому +11

    With how certain they are that it's virus-free, I'd be concerned that there's a bootkit or something, especially since they advertise being able to dual-boot

  • @benjamincase1038
    @benjamincase1038 2 роки тому +1

    4:10 The motion sensor sailed on a ship... Just the normal usual stuff happening... Lalalalala...

  • @UltimatePerfection
    @UltimatePerfection 3 роки тому +8

    4:07 But I like my ships to have sensors. Makes it easier to dodge those pesky icebergs.

  • @ThatLinuxDude
    @ThatLinuxDude 3 роки тому +14

    #KitchenOutOfContext
    yes. Also, bruh, *SENSORSHIP.*

  • @resonatedturkey
    @resonatedturkey 3 роки тому +11

    i cant wait for windows 200: electric boogaloo

  • @binepilo
    @binepilo 10 місяців тому +1

    4:43 would like to add that theyre talking about 150 mbits vs 150 gbytes so its not just the factor 1000 but 8000

  • @Mageman17
    @Mageman17 3 роки тому +1

    This is the endgame of people answering every tech question with "Install Linux".

  • @Rainquack
    @Rainquack 3 роки тому +5

    19:03 - I feel personally attacked by Mr. Scam.

  • @samuelese22
    @samuelese22 3 роки тому +23

    The unexpected return of the Brexit phone killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yep6803
      @Yep6803 2 роки тому +1

      no as italian what killed me "a lot famous in Italy and Germany"...ah, no.

  • @nano_dank
    @nano_dank 3 роки тому +7

    2:08 When your website looks like it time traveled from 2001.

  • @LieutenantTeaTM
    @LieutenantTeaTM 3 роки тому +3

    22:03 hmmmmmmmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @clups
    @clups 3 роки тому +2

    I just started watching your videos, they are so great. Thanks for everything, from New Zealand.

  • @netcat22
    @netcat22 3 роки тому +7

    I love how much the quality of your videos has increased over time (even though it was good before as well, don't get me wrong), absolutely loving every video you upload!

    • @MichaelMJD
      @MichaelMJD  3 роки тому +2

      Thank you, I appreciate it!

  • @DevynCairns
    @DevynCairns 3 роки тому +15

    I'm about half sure this is just a kid who thought this would be a brilliant idea and ended up learning some stuff along the way

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 роки тому +4

      This gentlemen said he PATENTED "Windows 12 Lite" and patents cost thousands of dollars so it's definitely not just a kid!

  • @jaromir_hodan
    @jaromir_hodan 3 роки тому +9

    16:51 well... it's definitely windows 7 wallpaper as the name says

  • @meph1570
    @meph1570 3 роки тому +3

    08:26 "looked like it had been just turned off and shipped to him"
    well to me, it's more like "had been just stolen and shipped to him"

    • @vamp97
      @vamp97 3 роки тому

      It brexits someone’s pocket and ends up on their site

  • @nslouka90
    @nslouka90 3 роки тому +2

    Notice at 16:51 when you hovered your mouse over the wallpaper the name popped up as Windows 7 🤔

  • @kartoffelbrei8090
    @kartoffelbrei8090 3 роки тому +6

    6:32 Digital forensics and penetration im dying 🤣