Monty Python - Life of Brian - The Haggle

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • Funniest movie ever made

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  • @grandadmiralthrawn9231
    @grandadmiralthrawn9231 4 роки тому +263

    "Offer me 14."
    "I'll give you 14."
    "He's offering me 14 for this!"

    • @pigstrotters4198
      @pigstrotters4198 4 роки тому +13

      The Life of Brian is the only film I know of which doesn't have one boring minute.

  • @ericoulthwaite
    @ericoulthwaite 12 років тому +103

    the best bit is
    Burt, This bloke won't haggle!
    Won't haggle!

    • @M1ggins
      @M1ggins 5 місяців тому +1

      Four?! For this gourd?! It's worth ten!

  • @tjimicole2677
    @tjimicole2677 9 років тому +70

    1:58 🎶 Ten for that, you must be mad! 🎶

  • @warilban
    @warilban 3 роки тому +45

    Eric Idle's character is actually super nice. He's teaching his customer how to save money at his own expense XD

  • @theshawshankinception1220
    @theshawshankinception1220 8 років тому +64

    WWOOOOOONT HAAAAGGGLEEE?!

  • @yokergurt6398
    @yokergurt6398 10 років тому +163

    Stand up comics today rarely make humour that lasts for this many years

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk 10 років тому +18

      Today's comedians rely too much on swearing

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 9 років тому +9

      NeidalRuekk please don't try and say swearing is low brow, must I refer you to The Thick Of It?

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 9 років тому +2

      jimmy2k4o Or George Carlin's "7 Dirty Words"

    • @hawkstrike18
      @hawkstrike18 9 років тому +5

      +NeidalRuekk Actually, today's comedians rely too much on the low standards most ppl have and everyone's lack of a(n) okay-ish/good sense of humour as well.
      Kind of like music, and how most listen to "artists" who wouldn't have anything to do with music, if the audience's standards were higher...? I guess.
      Btw, I find this whole issue quite critical; you can't expect humanity to truly improve when the quality of their arts exposes everything wrong with it (in addition to the usual "how they treat the weak" thing, of course, plus a few more "details").
      But I suppose this conclusion would sound like an exaggeration to the ears of the majority, even now.
      p.s. afaik, many stand-up comedians sound like broken records these days, repeating the same (silly) lines over and over... sad, really.
      Also, I have to mention that I don't find swearing funny at all, most of the time ;p
      And I haven't seen (m)any Monty Python sketches/films yet ...I'm afraid my English will never be sharp enough to fully appreciate them :(

    • @mrMacMilli2000
      @mrMacMilli2000 4 роки тому +1

      Yall are all wrong... same amount of great comedians... just no one has heard of um. Because the mainstream adoptes only far left radical agenda pushers.
      See Saturday night live NOW vs 30 Years ago

  • @TheBellTolls666
    @TheBellTolls666 15 років тому +68

    the sketch was written by John and Graham but Eric performed it absolutely brilliant :D

  • @j_scee6819
    @j_scee6819 4 роки тому +47

    I'm a car salesman. This is beautiful.

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 4 роки тому

      Can you learn one or two lessons from this clip?😂

    • @j_scee6819
      @j_scee6819 4 роки тому +8

      @@bigbaba1111 I'm not as good as Eric Idle. That's my biggest takeaway.

    • @peter.g6
      @peter.g6 3 роки тому +1

      @@j_scee6819 Oh, I see, a car salesman ua-cam.com/video/9igQ18GIqvc/v-deo.html :)

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull 6 років тому +74

    Oh well. One born every minute.
    I love that punchline

    • @djhalling
      @djhalling 5 років тому +8

      Just *one* ?! There are at least five born every minute.

    • @popelogic4560
      @popelogic4560 4 роки тому +8

      @@djhalling BS! There are only two born every minute

    • @djhalling
      @djhalling 4 роки тому +8

      @@popelogic4560 Aright, how about four. There are four born every minute.

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 3 роки тому +11

      Three, I'll have none less or strike me dead

    • @llukas58
      @llukas58 3 роки тому +9

      @@yukowolfang8645 Two.

  • @NormanArches
    @NormanArches 12 років тому +27

    At this time a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before ...

    • @isaachunt5799
      @isaachunt5799 2 роки тому

      lol
      and the hoar of babylon..damn what a film this is...funniest film ever created. my two sons 17 and 27 both say the same

  • @fatihkaya7870
    @fatihkaya7870 11 років тому +36

    Ten for that you must be mad :D

  • @hedgehog1965uk
    @hedgehog1965uk 15 років тому +28

    This is not only a classic film and THE best comedy film ever made, but every single scene is a classic.

    • @isaachunt5799
      @isaachunt5799 2 роки тому

      yep.
      up there on a pedastall. no film will ever be funnier. an utter masterpiece

    • @cristinabumbac151
      @cristinabumbac151 Рік тому

      I re-watched a few days ago this movie on Netflix (lol) and I can say only this: they had not only a huge talent but also huge guts!

    • @elmo4672
      @elmo4672 3 місяці тому

      Holy Grail was better

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 3 місяці тому

      @@elmo4672 Holy Grail is 2nd and Blazing Saddles 3rd

  • @wavy2525
    @wavy2525 15 років тому +15

    Monty Python is the holy grail of comedy. There is nothing better! The Life of Brian is probably the funniest movie ever made! Brilliant!

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 3 роки тому +9

    Everyone in this movie is a slave to routine. In the beginning, that includes Brian. But this shopkeeper who's addicted to haggling was one of the people who made Brian realize how much better life would be if only people would work it out for themselves. He's probably wishing he figured that out before he got a bounty on his head.

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 3 роки тому +7

    "No,no. You go to 14 now"
    "I'll give you 14"
    "14. Are you joking?"

  • @rctecopyright
    @rctecopyright 16 років тому +6

    Too bad, I love to haggle, and after I'd seen this I'd loved it even more because that's exactly what it's like. I always try to force haggling when given a fair price because it reminds me of this clip. "17 my last word I won't take a penny less or strike me dead."
    "16"
    "done!"
    lol

  • @s01s01s
    @s01s01s 12 років тому +7

    7 dislike this they must mad, well one born every minute XD

  • @WatTyler13
    @WatTyler13 12 років тому +16

    Not just the funniest, but one of the finest of any genre. Just genius. Faultless.

  • @Crawshaw18
    @Crawshaw18 15 років тому +44

    "That's four for the gord"
    "Four? For this gord! It's worth ten if its worth a sheckle"
    Absolutely priceless

  • @sidDkid87
    @sidDkid87 9 років тому +18

    It was a gift from me mum : )`

  • @TSIRKLAND
    @TSIRKLAND Рік тому +3

    I was just wondering who played the big guy- Burt. Apparently the part of "Burt" was played by John Case. (That's Case, NOT John Cleese, as many people seem to assume, just because Cleese was the tallest Python member. It is definitely not John Cleese- doesn't look anything like him, and Cleese is not THAT tall). Case also played Pilate's wife in a scene that was ultimately deleted. This film is John Case's only credited acting role on IMDB, where is listed as Pilate's wife (even though the scene was deleted) but not credited as Burt, even though he has a speaking line in a scene that stayed in the film. Go figure. He also has one film writing credit for a different film, and that's it. I haven't been able to find anything else about him.
    If anybody else has more info, I'd love to learn more about the mystery of John Case.

  • @ghostofaforgottenweedle
    @ghostofaforgottenweedle 5 років тому +11

    17, my last word, I won't take a penny less or strike me dead!
    16!
    Done!
    👏😳

  • @chasey1520
    @chasey1520 15 років тому +6

    This movie is great. The whole thing was hysterical. That's what you told me to say! Tell me what to say please! LMAO

  • @ThatJayBloke
    @ThatJayBloke 15 років тому +7

    This is probably the funniest film I ever seen, I love the pilate Biggus Dikkus scene

  • @MrGranfield
    @MrGranfield 3 роки тому +4

    Graham Chapman was the best actor out of all the Pythons in my opinion.

  • @acrovader
    @acrovader 4 роки тому +5

    As tall as Graham is, Burt has to be 10 feet tall.

    • @isaachunt5799
      @isaachunt5799 2 роки тому +1

      Burt lol..not a very bibical name that one lol

  • @KristenPiippo-bg1dr
    @KristenPiippo-bg1dr Рік тому +1

    Absolutely fucking LOL.🤣👍😂 Doesn't beat the 🤥 sketch though!!

  • @garudastudios1579
    @garudastudios1579 12 років тому +5

    I usually quote "don't you want to haggle?"
    Not too may people get it.

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 4 роки тому

      GarudaStudios yeah. Why would we want to? We’re not THAT cheap.

  • @djetm
    @djetm 9 років тому +3

    0:40 Haggle properly, this isn't worth 19! You just said it was worth 20! Oh dear oh dear :)

  • @jimmikulsky4810
    @jimmikulsky4810 Рік тому +1

    Burt? This bloke won't haggle.

  • @AtZero138
    @AtZero138 6 місяців тому +2

    The Absolute Brilliance of this Film is unmatched..
    This is there greatest

  • @eaglesfan226
    @eaglesfan226 4 роки тому +3

    Ten!? Are you trying to insult me!? Me with a poor dying grandmother?

  • @merovingian688
    @merovingian688 2 роки тому +1

    Yeah…automate that process. A.I. can’t make an algorithm for that.

  • @kecu0
    @kecu0 14 років тому +5

    1:25 - I love Brian's reaction, like 'am I the only sane one here?' XD

  • @TheFrogga69
    @TheFrogga69 3 роки тому +4

    I just told my ex to start haggling with me! Lol
    “ 10 for that you must be mad!” Priceless!!

  • @jimmikulsky4810
    @jimmikulsky4810 Рік тому +2

    Who plays Burt?

  • @antiplod
    @antiplod 13 років тому +3

    @bonangusacdc Pure genius - an underated, wonderful, warm, honest and immensley funny movie

  • @galgata
    @galgata 16 років тому +5

    Ésta es la mejor escena de esta película!!! Total y absolutamente perfecta.. jajaja..

  • @matan4il
    @matan4il 16 років тому +7

    Funniest, most brilliant movie ever made without a doubt! Every bit is a treasure.

    • @peter.g6
      @peter.g6 3 роки тому

      Let me say every scene is sacred :D

    • @isaachunt5799
      @isaachunt5799 2 роки тому

      yep. a masterpiece in film making and comedy..there will never be a film made that will ever come close

  • @CharlesXavier
    @CharlesXavier 8 років тому +3

    For some reason, I'd pay to see Christoph Waltz reenact this scene as the haggler.

  • @jacobmartinelli7496
    @jacobmartinelli7496 2 роки тому +1

    so, who's going to hell/endure??

  • @joeybill9472
    @joeybill9472 2 роки тому +1

    Oh well! One born every minute!!

  • @chateaupig826
    @chateaupig826 4 роки тому +1

    and to think Catholics were offended when this came out

  • @Sjmby95
    @Sjmby95 Рік тому +1

    Tv comedy has died long time ago

  • @Klymenthis
    @Klymenthis 12 років тому +3

    Its the "one born every minute" that makes this!

  • @djetm
    @djetm 12 років тому +3

    oh dear oh dear :)

  • @TheGreatestVoice1958
    @TheGreatestVoice1958 Рік тому +2

    To me the funniest part by far is when he starts trying to haggle with the Gord he gave away FOR FREE!

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 6 місяців тому

      You’re supposed to argue!

  • @thefollandgnat
    @thefollandgnat 2 роки тому +1

    That's none of yer goat.

  • @eddieobrien1411
    @eddieobrien1411 7 місяців тому +1

    For it is written in the book of Cyril

  • @DanielaVilu
    @DanielaVilu 11 років тому +3

    yay, it is written in the book of Cyril

  • @TheLastBabyMan
    @TheLastBabyMan 12 років тому +3

    Tf2 Trading.

  • @veronicamaine3813
    @veronicamaine3813 10 місяців тому +1

    This Monty Python brilliance 😂

  • @coralarch
    @coralarch 16 років тому +1

    I love the false prophets at Speakers' Corner- where are they?

  • @beatlemaniac
    @beatlemaniac 3 роки тому +2

    "He's offering me 14 for this?!"

  • @lukehableno1
    @lukehableno1 13 років тому +2

    ten for that you must be mad !! lmfao

  • @idontknowshutup65
    @idontknowshutup65 13 років тому +1

    @bonangusacdc Eh idk there other movies were so fucking funny

  • @carmadme
    @carmadme 12 років тому +1

    I was on a turkish market once and this woman was buying a watch he said 50l then she went iil give ya 70 lol

  • @charlesrozen987
    @charlesrozen987 2 роки тому +1

    If you want to learn about money and business this is all you have to watch.

  • @masterfarr8265
    @masterfarr8265 4 роки тому +1

    0:26 Burt

  • @se7en00110111
    @se7en00110111 12 років тому +1

    Yo! What the hell?! Why was there an ad for the Mormon church playing before this video?

  • @Burns1993Joe
    @Burns1993Joe 5 років тому +2

    “No no no no it’s not worth ten, you’re supposed to argue. Ten for that you must be mad!”

  • @balrog322
    @balrog322 3 роки тому +3

    Not going to haggle, this is right there with the Argument Clinic as my favorite Monty Python vignette.

    • @kevinknowles3365
      @kevinknowles3365 2 роки тому +1

      Sorry. This is abuse.
      But I have just paid you.
      No you haven't.
      Yes I have.

    • @11anonymous6
      @11anonymous6 Рік тому +1

      No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • @GoodKarmaSutra
    @GoodKarmaSutra 6 місяців тому +1

    😆😆😆🤣‼️

  • @bonzupippinpaddleopsicopol7770
    @bonzupippinpaddleopsicopol7770 4 роки тому +1

    2020

  • @shlominaamat4787
    @shlominaamat4787 2 роки тому +1

    still exist in the Israeli markets and with the same currency...how lovley

  • @Thursdaym2
    @Thursdaym2 3 роки тому +1

    He's been taken up, no there he is.

  • @joshpugel7908
    @joshpugel7908 11 років тому +2

    7? You must be crazy! 8 is as low as I'll go!

  • @missrosetejano
    @missrosetejano 12 років тому +1

    i won't take a penny less or stike me dead... yes because pennies existed back then haha.

  • @kingdom1682
    @kingdom1682 4 роки тому +1

    How much? What? It's for the wife 🤣

  • @idontknowshutup65
    @idontknowshutup65 13 років тому +1

    @bonangusacdc Maybe in contest with themselves for The Holy Grail and the meaning of life were great also

  • @djetm
    @djetm 11 років тому +3

    "Oh dear oh dear....." :)

  • @nunchuckerz
    @nunchuckerz 14 років тому +1

    if this the life of bran and holy grail waere somehow mixed into one film film it would be the best film of any genre, past present or future.

  • @sacredgeometry
    @sacredgeometry 12 років тому +1

    I prefer the holy grail to be honest, and to a lesser extent the meaning of life over the life of brian despite my vocal contempt for religions.

  • @trysometenderness7466
    @trysometenderness7466 4 роки тому +1

    If that ain't brilliant nothing is

  • @ericgarcia4049
    @ericgarcia4049 6 місяців тому

    True story, they considered haggling part of establishing a relationship to get to know each other and do business in the future and it would be considered insulting to refuse to haggle and just pay the initial asking price. Still like that in many parts of the Middle East to this day.

  • @goodtunes2
    @goodtunes2 2 місяці тому

    Quite possibly the funniest and greatest movie of all time.

  • @antiplod
    @antiplod 13 років тому +1

    @Crawshaw1 What a brilliant line - it makes me smile whenever I think about it.

  • @UnderStoryProd
    @UnderStoryProd 13 років тому +1

    Won't haggle?

  • @CawfeeBear
    @CawfeeBear 12 років тому +1

    6 people can't haggle.

  • @adilshaikh3558
    @adilshaikh3558 3 роки тому +1

    watching this because of Di

  • @3rdshiftpaulf178
    @3rdshiftpaulf178 5 років тому +1

    Big guys name is Bert, lol !

  • @fhsrupp5
    @fhsrupp5 15 років тому +2

    seventeen?

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 2 роки тому

    The most irritating scene in the movie.

  • @miroslavkutak9430
    @miroslavkutak9430 10 місяців тому

    I love how the religious people wanted the film to be banned. Couldn't stand a good joke. Imagine they would make fun of Mohammed.

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 5 місяців тому

      We should be banning religion . never mind just mocking it.

  • @Natashahoneypot
    @Natashahoneypot 5 років тому +1

    UK trying to do a deal with the EU to be in time for Oct 31 2019.

    • @Braveheart807
      @Braveheart807 4 роки тому

      A woman knowing what Brexit is???

    • @Natashahoneypot
      @Natashahoneypot 4 роки тому

      Dan Preece *gruff low voice* mehh? *scratches beard*

    • @ukoutdoors3022
      @ukoutdoors3022 4 роки тому

      I thought I'd be happy when brexit wasn't in the news all the time. Bloody hell that wasn't what I meant.

  • @PinchySkree
    @PinchySkree 11 років тому +1

    All I hear is Rincewind!

  • @vashna3799
    @vashna3799 13 років тому +1

    no no do it properly its not worth 19!

  • @rafasoaresms
    @rafasoaresms 5 місяців тому

    “No, no, no. Come on. Haggle properly.”

  • @ELGROOVER
    @ELGROOVER 16 років тому +1

    "..must be mad.."

  • @Mahavishnu80
    @Mahavishnu80 10 років тому +1

    sums up antique shows

  • @missrosetejano
    @missrosetejano 11 років тому +1

    i think of this video every time i haggle. :D

  • @mattphillips11
    @mattphillips11 11 років тому +1

    6? You must be mad. I say 7!

  • @SyedHassaanAhmed
    @SyedHassaanAhmed 12 років тому +1

    oh well .. one born every minute :D

  • @suburbia2050
    @suburbia2050 4 роки тому +1

    "It's for the wife"

  • @Jack-russell103
    @Jack-russell103 13 років тому +1

    funnniest movie ever made definitely!!!

    • @isaachunt5799
      @isaachunt5799 2 роки тому

      yep. and by a long way..no film made will ever be funnier. an utter masterpiece

  • @EliteSwabby
    @EliteSwabby 12 років тому +1

    1:58 XD

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 16 років тому

    Eric Idle had to learn how to haggle. It's not a very British thing, so he went to America to learn how it's done.

  • @mvpjesuslovesu
    @mvpjesuslovesu 14 років тому

    did anyone else find the link to this vid in their economics textbook? a2 economics for aqa board?
    or just me...

  • @goldzilla77
    @goldzilla77 11 років тому +1

    classic

  • @mrlowhe
    @mrlowhe 12 років тому +1

    my favorite scene