Monty Python- Cheese Shop

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  • @juliankasow2871
    @juliankasow2871 3 роки тому +2579

    I love all the python sketches where it's just John Cleese steadily getting angrier and angrier

  • @vampiricn1ght
    @vampiricn1ght 2 роки тому +2630

    I feel nobody takes the time to appreciate how much work John Cleese had to put into memorizing basically every kind of cheese

    • @NativeEffect
      @NativeEffect 2 роки тому +67

      Would be amazing, if it was an uncut scene. But really he’d only have to memorise 4-5 then the camera cuts to the other guy

    • @madsclausen4028
      @madsclausen4028 2 роки тому +228

      @@NativeEffect There is a recording of them doing the sketch live, if you'd like to see John Cleese performing his heart out.

    • @hamburgerhelper22
      @hamburgerhelper22 2 роки тому +6

      i know,correct?

    • @olarisrhea2034
      @olarisrhea2034 2 роки тому +44

      John Cheese, brilliant

    • @lipino7777
      @lipino7777 Рік тому +2

      he doesn't have to anymore

  • @lqtmn
    @lqtmn Рік тому +136

    Uncontaminated by cheese is my favorite throw away line of all time

    • @francesmeyer8478
      @francesmeyer8478 5 місяців тому

      I was listening to a video about American Riviera Orchard and this popped into my mind. ARO is uncontaminated by products of any type.🇺🇸

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 23 дні тому

      I don't care how excrementally runny is mine

  • @chucknola484
    @chucknola484 3 роки тому +171

    The way he said the line "I want to buy some cheeeeessseeee" always gets me.

  • @BareBandSubscription
    @BareBandSubscription Рік тому +62

    The inclusion of the obnoxiously pervasive music in the background is just brilliant. It absolutely ties the whole sketch together in how it’s implemented.

    • @larryellisreed280
      @larryellisreed280 2 місяці тому +2

      And pray (imitating John Cleese here), what exactly IS the bouzouki music at the opening of the sketch?

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 6 днів тому

      I know its not, but it reminds me a lot of the melody played by the guitarists in Shadow of Chernobyl.

    • @adrianstunt1829
      @adrianstunt1829 22 години тому

      I must say, I really don't get it. The music ruins it, in my opinion.

  • @Stubby1085
    @Stubby1085 4 роки тому +2231

    John has said that when he and Graham wrote the skit everybody thought it was horrible except Michael Palin who fell on the floor with laughter. 😂

    • @simonpeters2128
      @simonpeters2128 3 роки тому +182

      Palin was definitly right!

    • @ravensong9030
      @ravensong9030 3 роки тому +101

      That's what I saw in an interview as well, John Cleese wrote this sketch without even thinking it was funny

    • @HiVizCamo
      @HiVizCamo 3 роки тому +169

      It's all in the delivery, this would fall to pieces without Cleese here, at his peak.

    • @ravensong9030
      @ravensong9030 3 роки тому +75

      @@HiVizCamo Yes, and I think this applies to a lot of Monty Python's material. Maybe Palin saw where the sketch was going when he was shown the script

    • @TheGreatAtario
      @TheGreatAtario 3 роки тому +45

      Bless Michael Palin

  • @kurtwagner350
    @kurtwagner350 5 років тому +4371

    It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese

    • @zagor1974
      @zagor1974 4 роки тому +1

      @Cary Groneveldt Definitely

    • @gheumann
      @gheumann 4 роки тому +25

      no, no - I'm keen to guess.

    • @misterwishart
      @misterwishart 4 роки тому +18

      @Cary Groneveldt - Whereas the best delivery has to go "Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more..."

    • @matthewsabo2490
      @matthewsabo2490 4 роки тому +2

      No it isn't

    • @sashcroft7270
      @sashcroft7270 4 роки тому

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  • @Jaryism
    @Jaryism 3 роки тому +779

    There’s something so brilliantly hilarious about this that just goes straight to the heart. The veil of respectfulness and civility lasts like 95% then when he realizes there’s nothing he has no choice but to drop the veil and blast him, it’s genius lol

    • @goranadamson6170
      @goranadamson6170 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly!!

    • @LeonardGreenpaw
      @LeonardGreenpaw 2 роки тому +24

      You wouldnt like me when I am peckish sir

    • @hamburgerhelper22
      @hamburgerhelper22 2 роки тому +4

      Seems a bit bereft of cheese.........

    • @jamesmartinandbbccontinuities
      @jamesmartinandbbccontinuities Рік тому +2

      @@LeonardGreenpaw this show was created by the bbc

    • @Kniesoor
      @Kniesoor Рік тому +2

      I like this sketch, dont get me wrong, but I dont really understand the point they're trying to make. Or is there none?

  • @ippinekebe3238
    @ippinekebe3238 Рік тому +33

    'Well, its certainly uncontaminated by cheese".
    Lmao

  • @Shadypelt
    @Shadypelt 5 років тому +3746

    I work in a cheese shop, so, a lady asked for two cheeses we don’t have then told me to watch this haha^^

    • @kylew.4896
      @kylew.4896 5 років тому +84

      I never been To a cheese shop...how do you serve it?

    • @jamestankitwo8461
      @jamestankitwo8461 5 років тому +292

      @@kylew.4896 Extra runny

    • @lemsolaris67
      @lemsolaris67 5 років тому +50

      Which cheese you did not have? Just in case..

    • @WolfBound
      @WolfBound 5 років тому +2

      armyyyyyyy

    • @TitoRigatoni
      @TitoRigatoni 4 роки тому +110

      @@lemsolaris67 Venezuelan Beaver Cheese

  • @epiphilosophy
    @epiphilosophy 4 роки тому +2078

    "The cat's eaten it!"
    "Has he?"
    "She, sir." (with that shit-eating grin, love it!)

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 3 роки тому +44

      a smile that could eat an entire cheese wheel in one bite

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 3 роки тому +38

      Even a bad guesser at the gender of the cat lol

    • @redactedduetosafetyreasons
      @redactedduetosafetyreasons 3 роки тому +6

      Adrian: DAMM IT PLAGG!

    • @mikemerinoff
      @mikemerinoff 2 роки тому +13

      This is the most overlooked joke in the history of comedy

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 2 роки тому

      *John Cleese death stare*

  • @ajg8600
    @ajg8600 5 років тому +3186

    McDonalds when you ask for ice cream

    • @ZombiesCometh
      @ZombiesCometh 5 років тому +80

      AJ G so I’m not the only one who has encountered 90% of McDonalds who inexplicably have broken ice cream machines?!

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 5 років тому +58

      @@ZombiesCometh i dont think people understand what a pain in the rear those machines are to operate, one missed step when cleaning or reassembling and it makes a horrible skreaching noise as if one thousand nails on chalk boards surrounded the area. Also, they continuously over freeze and become blocked or underfreeze and turn into milkshake.

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 5 років тому +23

      My theory is that they have no way to fix it if it breaks during the day. They are just fucked if it breaks down early on.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 5 років тому +21

      But, it is great ice cream on the 10% of the days it does work.

    • @watto7291
      @watto7291 5 років тому +16

      @@ZombiesCometh our ice cream machine has never broken. We're the only macdonalds in the area to have never had the ice cream machine break. Did you know the milkshake machine is the same machine as the ice cream machine?

  • @andydidyouhear
    @andydidyouhear 2 роки тому +274

    0:58 "So I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!” Good Lord, what a line!

    • @Shivas-cj7vr
      @Shivas-cj7vr 8 місяців тому +3

      😂 lovit!

    • @garywozniak7742
      @garywozniak7742 5 місяців тому +4

      ..I want to buy some cheese.

    • @michaelsmith-bn6no
      @michaelsmith-bn6no 4 місяці тому +5

      Today in the U.S.A. : “Yo, Got some cheese Yo ?”

    • @JamesSimmons-d1t
      @JamesSimmons-d1t 3 місяці тому +2

      had to look up 'joined the choir invisible' in parrot sketch. Cambridge/Oxford accents are bit strangled. Yank here, love bludgy bloody bleeding blimied Brit WhoMoor.

    • @marytygett4189
      @marytygett4189 3 місяці тому +1

      Epic line 🤣😆

  • @rjmunguia1
    @rjmunguia1 3 роки тому +280

    I can't believe no one has mentioned 2:23 where he starts listing cheeses in rhythm with the music in the background, probably one of my favorite parts.

    • @bullsseye11
      @bullsseye11 3 роки тому +27

      Nice catch, never noticed!

    • @AppleGazin
      @AppleGazin 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks! Didn't notice that.

    • @gargoyle790
      @gargoyle790 2 роки тому +5

      Thank you for this! As a musician who's seen this sketch probably close to 100 times, I hadn't noticed.

    • @guitaristdotcom
      @guitaristdotcom 2 роки тому

      Nice!

    • @jeffmousebeans5055
      @jeffmousebeans5055 2 роки тому +15

      as a musician who is actually a musician, I can confirm that it is certainly not in rhythm with the music by any means

  • @zibberebbiz
    @zibberebbiz 4 роки тому +2563

    "Venezuelan beaver cheese?"
    "Not today."

    • @zagor1974
      @zagor1974 4 роки тому +104

      "Normally, sir, yes, but today the plane broke down

    • @DV84nl
      @DV84nl 4 роки тому +7

      Sooo good, classic!!

    • @renlin8925
      @renlin8925 3 роки тому +2

      @Robyn Harris you’d be surprised

    • @santiagodelcastillo3241
      @santiagodelcastillo3241 3 роки тому +9

      @Ed Norton ah yes, the transatlantic van, of course.

    • @musettemusic8261
      @musettemusic8261 3 роки тому +11

      Interesting thing here is that there are no beavers in the Venezuelan natural habitat!

  • @TTony-tu6dm
    @TTony-tu6dm 4 роки тому +230

    Their incredible use of the language is what puts the Pythons a cut above all others

    • @diomedes8791
      @diomedes8791 4 роки тому +15

      Amen to that. All Pythons were Oxbridge graduates, which shows (xcept Terry Gilliam).

    • @TheMonarchgroup
      @TheMonarchgroup 3 місяці тому +2

      AND no foul language!!!

    • @warrenfriel8857
      @warrenfriel8857 Місяць тому +1

      Michael Palin is from Sheffield , so am I. I was draged on gravel.. the Yorkshire man sketch.

  • @Snowfireblues
    @Snowfireblues 4 роки тому +1197

    5:08
    I love how the man buying cheese goes from being a Moriarty styled intellectual, whom, without any hesitation whatsoever, killed a man for wasting his time with a cheese shop that has no cheese to sell at all (briefly contemplating the insignificance and futility of his victim's, now former, existence), to being a full blown cowboy in a matter of milliseconds.

    • @diomedes8791
      @diomedes8791 4 роки тому +65

      SnowFireBlues Have you seen the original Flying Circus episode the sketch is lifted from? If not, the cowboy thing is part of the transition into the next sketch where Cleese supposedly is a character in a Western movie reviewed by Eric Idle.

    • @TheRealGnolti
      @TheRealGnolti 3 роки тому +24

      This is in essence the utter genius of this five minute episode, and only Cleese & Palin could possibly pull it off. I'm sure there was a script, but it self-destructed upon performance.

    • @indigoimp0446
      @indigoimp0446 3 роки тому +4

      I don't understand what you mean.

    • @deanwinchester3526
      @deanwinchester3526 3 роки тому +9

      He’s actually more of a Sherlock than a Moriarty. Sherlock’s a sociopath. Moriarty is a psychopath.

    • @a-likely-story
      @a-likely-story 3 роки тому +8

      Yes I too love elements of the video that make it humorous.

  • @mrsnulch
    @mrsnulch 2 роки тому +54

    The part where he tells them to shut the bloody music off is one of the greatest moments in sketch comedy. It has such great build up as the John Cleese slowly loses his nerve, then finally snaps.

    • @fattymcfatso1083
      @fattymcfatso1083 2 роки тому +3

      loses his patience you mean, not nerve

    • @mrsnulch
      @mrsnulch 2 роки тому

      @@fattymcfatso1083 dancing off I mean, not music off

  • @thiefofa1073
    @thiefofa1073 Рік тому +28

    1:30 Red Leicester - Tilsit - Caerphilly - Bel Paese - Red Windsor - Stilton - Gruyere? Emmental? - Norwegian Jarlsberger - Liptauer - Lancashire - White Stilton - Danish Blue - Double Gloucester - Cheshire - Dorset Blue Vinney - Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne - Camembert (runny) - Gouda - Edam - Caithness - Smoked Austrian - Japanese Sage Darby - Wensleydale (name) - Greek Feta - Gorgonzola - Parmesan - Mozzarella - Pippo Creme - Danish Fimboe - Czech sheep's milk - Venezuelan Beaver Cheese - Cheddar (popular) - Illchster (popular here) - Limburger (shut that Bouzouki off!).

  • @twiggyb67
    @twiggyb67 5 років тому +1027

    "Will you shut that bloody dancing up!!?"

  • @matheustran8009
    @matheustran8009 5 років тому +1273

    If you pay attention to the beginning the cheese shop's name is Henry Wensleydale ...
    So he wasn't lying

    • @quaid667
      @quaid667 5 років тому +14

      He changed it to Arthur in one of the live shows

    • @qwertylello
      @qwertylello 5 років тому +85

      There's a joke on the shop banner that hardly anyone caught. It reports:
      "Purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry _and the poverty stricken too_ "

    • @jimsj9482
      @jimsj9482 5 років тому +12

      .. a proper cheese shop plays parlay and purveys to both mice and cats...

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 4 роки тому +3

      so how is that a joke

    • @MickPalaniEllis
      @MickPalaniEllis 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it...what is the significance of that name ?

  • @mariguana7918
    @mariguana7918 5 років тому +767

    Blessed are the cheesemakers

    • @embe1
      @embe1 5 років тому +35

      For whey shall inherit the earth

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 років тому +17

      Broken be the bakers,
      withered be the farmers,
      and the pottery makers.

    • @justaguy2365
      @justaguy2365 5 років тому +52

      Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products

    • @beaurzaiz
      @beaurzaiz 4 роки тому +8

      @John Stocker I wasn't picking it, I was just scratching it...

    • @richardcarrier9536
      @richardcarrier9536 4 роки тому +8

      That was pretty gouda, but I do believe you could do cheddar next time.

  • @nicholasdaniels780
    @nicholasdaniels780 2 роки тому +53

    I currently work in a deli and when we're low on cheese, given the shortage of Boar's Head products lately, I always think of this sketch, makes me chuckle and gets me through the day a little easier, especially when customers ask about the cheese XD

  • @SamuelBlack84
    @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +80

    "Excuse me, is this a cheese shop?"
    "No, sir"
    "Well, that's that sketch knackered then, isn't it?"

  • @BionicTem
    @BionicTem 5 років тому +1046

    I lost my shit at "it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese"

    • @copybook3432
      @copybook3432 4 роки тому

      I did not understand joke.
      Explain please,

    • @bakedbeast689
      @bakedbeast689 3 роки тому +13

      @@copybook3432 there’s nothing to really explain... Dude wants cheese, cheese shop has no cheese. He jokes and says “it’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese” bc there’s no cheese in sight

    • @fenderstratguy
      @fenderstratguy 3 роки тому +19

      @@copybook3432 The owner was bragging about how clean his cheese shop was and Cleese grudgingly concedes that, well as a minimum, there definitely seems to be no cheese contaminating it (making it dirty).
      The irony is that cheese is the one thing you would expect to find plenty of in a cheese shop.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 роки тому +3

      You lost your shit? Where did you have it last?

    • @samuelhain2712
      @samuelhain2712 2 роки тому +2

      Bionic Tern- Take Pepto Bismol

  • @lovemykiss9
    @lovemykiss9 4 роки тому +2986

    Cheeses listed: Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Emmenthal, Norwegian Jarlsberg, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Blue, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinny, Brie, Roquefort, Pont L’Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre de L’Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleu, Perle de Champagne, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Sage Derby, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Pipo Creme, Danish Fynboe, Czechoslovakian sheep’s milk cheese (Abertam), Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, Cheddar, Ilchester and Limburger.

    • @sakellarioudimitris7439
      @sakellarioudimitris7439 4 роки тому +169

      And no feta....

    • @karabaja63
      @karabaja63 4 роки тому +22

      NO

    • @Muchoyo
      @Muchoyo 4 роки тому +62

      Nor Spanish Manchego!

    • @lovemykiss9
      @lovemykiss9 4 роки тому +16

      Mic Arsenijevic It’s a bit of a delicacy.

    • @LordNumbnutsthe1st
      @LordNumbnutsthe1st 4 роки тому +24

      Oh, man, the beaver cheese is an actual THING?! *shudders* Also, can't believe I've been hearing it wrong all these decades - always thought Cleese said "Danish *BIMBO*". #SMH Smiling face with rueful eyes

  • @SeherFettProductions
    @SeherFettProductions 4 роки тому +346

    The thing that makes it so brilliant is that by everything that is holy in comedy, the very concept of this sketch just *shouldn't* work. Yet it's one of the most memorable and beloved Python sketches, and that's already saying a lot. :D

    • @-8l-924
      @-8l-924 2 роки тому +11

      what are the reasons it shouldn’t work?

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 2 роки тому

      @@-8l-924 it’s John Cleese listing off cheeses and Michael Palin saying they don’t have them until Cleese gets fed up and puts a bullet in Palin’s skull. That shouldn’t be funny, but Cleese and Palin are able to pull it off

    • @JE47556
      @JE47556 2 роки тому +32

      @@-8l-924 because they’re all out, just this morning, Sir.

    • @conscienceaginBlackadder
      @conscienceaginBlackadder 2 роки тому +1

      @@-8l-924 It doesn't work for me. Because no..no..no is just a bore, it needs a clever answer to each cheese.
      The completely forgotten 80s series Assaulted Nuts has a shop sketch with Tim Brooke-Taylor, Sparkling Cyanide, that's similarly silly but it's logic works far better.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo Рік тому +1

      Most beloved? Is it really?

  • @killjoymcquire6340
    @killjoymcquire6340 5 років тому +331

    Apparently, John Cleese and Graham Chapman had the idea for this sketch after Cleese had been sea sick. Seems appropriate given the feverish tone.

    • @Leebo13
      @Leebo13 5 років тому +45

      Yes, to think that it was borne from the idea that John Cleese wondered if he could buy cheese from a pharmacy.

    • @ombricshalazar3869
      @ombricshalazar3869 3 роки тому +3

      lol more like john cheese

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 3 роки тому +2

      @@ombricshalazar3869
      That would've been John's name had his father not changed the family's surname for fear of mockery.

    • @ombricshalazar3869
      @ombricshalazar3869 3 роки тому +1

      @@budakbaongsiah it was DESTINY

  • @pauldavies152
    @pauldavies152 3 роки тому +44

    Cleese and Palin work so well together. The facial expressions and timing is fantastic.

    • @upturnedblousecollar5811
      @upturnedblousecollar5811 Рік тому

      Their Parrot Sketch Live performance on the Secret Policeman's Ball is absolutely superb viewing, they both can't contain their laughing

  • @SpikeShooter92
    @SpikeShooter92 4 роки тому +180

    It's about time they make an actual Mr. Wensleydale Cheese Emporium somewhere in London with all the cheese mentioned here and in other Monty Python performances (just have a permanent sold out on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese sign on the desk), hell have Michael Palin himself at the grand opening and have him run the desk for the first day or first hour of operations.

    • @kademcarthur5362
      @kademcarthur5362 2 роки тому +3

      What’s the address?

    • @charlesludwig8672
      @charlesludwig8672 2 роки тому +4

      This idea wouldn't be gouda

    • @g3ar75
      @g3ar75 2 роки тому

      @@charlesludwig8672 HALT! Stop right there and face the pun police!

    • @fb30xhk
      @fb30xhk Рік тому +2

      This makes so much sense. It’s actually difficult to understand why no one has pursued this brilliant idea

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado 10 місяців тому

      ​@@g3ar75I'm going to pun you

  • @treasurehunter3744
    @treasurehunter3744 4 роки тому +349

    John Cleese: Peckish
    Me: Oh! Hungry.
    John Cleese: Esurient.
    Me: by context, a new word for hungry.
    John Cleese: Eaveruoodidilye
    Vender: Ah! Hungry.
    Me: !?

    • @Digital-2_4_6
      @Digital-2_4_6 4 роки тому +5

      Treasure Hunter couldn’t have said it better

    • @matsgranqvist9928
      @matsgranqvist9928 4 роки тому +77

      "I were all hungry like"

    • @tessastrong1770
      @tessastrong1770 3 роки тому +3

      @@matsgranqvist9928 from the bottom of my heart thank you lol

    • @dmitriyk6465
      @dmitriyk6465 3 роки тому +5

      It's hard...Especially when you are Russian.
      But anyway it's my favourite British sketch.

    • @Ali-gp2eq
      @Ali-gp2eq 2 роки тому +14

      He says 'eee came over all hungry like' said in joke Yorkshire accent

  • @ripro83
    @ripro83 5 років тому +450

    This is one of their Top 5 Sketches: a combination of a great premise and impeccable dialogue, but with a touch of weirdness to keep it off balance.

    • @Evan490BC
      @Evan490BC 4 роки тому +18

      But with a touch of cheesiness...

    • @trashAndNoStar
      @trashAndNoStar 4 роки тому +14

      ...without the actual cheese, of course.

    • @paul2523a
      @paul2523a 4 роки тому +2

      John cleese always said he didn't find this sketch funny

    • @fenderstratguy
      @fenderstratguy 3 роки тому +4

      @@paul2523a That's insane. It's hilarious.

    • @paul2523a
      @paul2523a 3 роки тому

      @@fenderstratguy exactly

  • @djbukkit
    @djbukkit 5 років тому +1329

    Not much of a cheese shop really is it?

    • @Kelly14UK
      @Kelly14UK 5 років тому +60

      Blessed Are The Cheesemakers

    • @sirswearsalot1813
      @sirswearsalot1813 5 років тому +43

      The finest in the area

    • @TH-fs2hm
      @TH-fs2hm 5 років тому +24

      @@sirswearsalot1813 and what drives you to that conclusion?

    • @torstenscholz6243
      @torstenscholz6243 5 років тому +32

      @@TH-fs2hm It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

    • @Muth500
      @Muth500 5 років тому +14

      @@Kelly14UK it's obviously not to be taken literally, it refers to all manufacturers of dairy products.

  • @kathrynhanson3317
    @kathrynhanson3317 Місяць тому +5

    I work in a cheese department. This is actually one of the things we show people when they first start. Because it makes us giggle.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 роки тому +33

    I love how at one point the shopkeeper offers to tell him what cheese they have in stock and he refuses because he wants to GUESS what cheese the shop has

    • @Zelos311
      @Zelos311 10 місяців тому +5

      Knowing full well they have no cheese whatsoever. 😂

  • @actionturnip395
    @actionturnip395 5 років тому +382

    I’m never ready for the cowboy hat at the end.

    • @MickPalaniEllis
      @MickPalaniEllis 4 роки тому +10

      Ironically, the very beginning it sounds like old western music that they're playin

    • @CziffraTheThird
      @CziffraTheThird 4 роки тому

      Does the scene actually end there? What happens after he puts the hat on? The video really cuts off with a big cliffhangar

    • @MityaiKuvalda
      @MityaiKuvalda 3 роки тому

      @@CziffraTheThird it ends with Cleese in a hat and Rough Cheddar caption

    • @AceNinja2112
      @AceNinja2112 7 місяців тому

      "NOBODY expects the cowboy hat!" 🤠

    • @zerosen1972
      @zerosen1972 4 місяці тому

      He went from John Cleese to John Wayne in 5 minutes and 29 seconds.

  • @0x777
    @0x777 4 роки тому +947

    "What a senseless waste of human life"
    I wonder to this day whether he meant the clerk he shot or whether he meant the viewer he was looking at and the time wasted watching the sketch.
    Personally, I consider it time well wasted.

    • @torbjornkarlsen
      @torbjornkarlsen 4 роки тому +14

      The ending is a bit disappointing, it really is.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +107

      @@torbjornkarlsen Python had a way of doing that...a lot of their sketches don't end so much as they just--stop.
      (Either that, or they segue into the following sketch.)
      No resolution, no pay-off, no punchline. It was deliberate and calculated rebellion against the expected format of a comedy sketch...
      ...and it was brilliant 😊
      It really makes you realize how psychologically dependent you are on the traditional narrative structure: A defined beginning, middle, and end.
      Mess with that, and your brain doesn't know what to do with itself☺️😵

    • @bigcoffee8341
      @bigcoffee8341 4 роки тому +18

      I saw it as the fact that the shop owner was so useless, his life meant nothing and his death was the same. The shop guy's existence was a senseless waste of human life.

    • @Brendan-Black
      @Brendan-Black 4 роки тому +8

      @@negascoot23 Because, let's be honest, the Python were not good at writing a satisfying ending to a sketch...ever.

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +35

      @@Brendan-Black They've talked about that--about coming up with sketch ideas and literally *not* knowing how to end them.
      The genius part is that they didn't trash the sketches, or make up any sort of crap that would serve as an ending, they just asked themselves: _"What if it just STOPS?"_
      Noboby else ever really considered that as an option ☺️

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 5 років тому +610

    "I don't care how excrementally runny it is"

    • @kingdavid7571
      @kingdavid7571 5 років тому +23

      On the audio album he says "fucking runny" I think the album is "Monty Python's Matching Tie and Handkerchief". I had another of their albums, but I can't remember its Title.

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 4 роки тому +34

      Ah, yes. Swearing on public service TV. 😆
      I legitimately find "excremently" funnier.

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 4 роки тому +7

      @@kingdavid7571 Its in "the Final Ripoff"that he says "fucking", still have my CD's of it. :)

    • @mannywildegibbons1177
      @mannywildegibbons1177 4 роки тому +10

      I came here to watch the sketch because I'm eating brie, and it's very runny, quite excrementally so.

    • @premanadi
      @premanadi 4 роки тому

      @Geo Leech I agree.

  • @alexanderdgray
    @alexanderdgray 4 роки тому +28

    No one else seems to have mentioned my favorite line, "I delight in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse"

  • @LPJack02
    @LPJack02 3 роки тому +56

    RIP the two members of Monty Python
    Graham Chapman (January 8, 1941 - October 4, 1989), aged 48
    Terry Jones (February 1, 1942 - January 21, 2020), aged 77
    You both will always be remembered as legends.

  • @johanneshe6939
    @johanneshe6939 5 років тому +512

    I was expecting the punchline to be that the Camembert was so runny that it ran away...

    • @matheustran8009
      @matheustran8009 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @thec-m
      @thec-m 5 років тому +80

      I was expecting him to pull out a milk jug or something.

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 5 років тому +3

      @@thec-m Same XD

    • @meot.meo.1097
      @meot.meo.1097 5 років тому +39

      That's freakin' funny and the fact how they maybe avoid that punchline even when it's obvious. 🤣

    • @SerDiesel90
      @SerDiesel90 5 років тому +30

      Monty Python doesn't do punchlines

  • @zeef6946
    @zeef6946 4 роки тому +107

    The empty display should have tipped him off.

  • @jack002tuber
    @jack002tuber 4 роки тому +179

    It's not like you're trying to return a dead parrot

  • @anton1990
    @anton1990 10 місяців тому +4

    A classic!
    Every time I watch this sketch I get a mad craving for cheese.

  • @grumpyentity2029
    @grumpyentity2029 Рік тому +126

    ‘Venezuelan beaver cheese?’
    ‘Not today sir no’
    The way he says it makes it sound like they normally do have it 😂

  • @tarekmoneimsaid
    @tarekmoneimsaid 3 роки тому +25

    I love the signs at the beginning, "purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry and poverty stricken too" - because you won't be spending a dime!
    Also, "Licensed for public dancing" :D

  • @beatlemaniac
    @beatlemaniac Рік тому +12

    "Anyway..."
    "Who said that?!"

  • @lindahockham5081
    @lindahockham5081 2 роки тому +63

    When I was between 25 and 30 back in the seventies, I chummed with a group that could recite all the Monty Python skits verbatim. We were in a restaurant one day and the people at the next table chimed in as they were also fans. Wonderful memories. BTW I have wondered frequently if we have somehow found ourselves participating in an elaborate Monty Python skit while observing the decision making during this pandemic reaction. Thanks for posting one of my favourite skits.❤️🇨🇦

    • @timtom4300
      @timtom4300 2 роки тому

      who taught you to use the internet old man

    • @timtom4300
      @timtom4300 2 роки тому

      ...a para-reference to Monty Python, dear Linda. And I agree, this pandemic has been surreal.

    • @lindahockham5081
      @lindahockham5081 2 роки тому +2

      @@timtom4300 Things started happening so quickly, I couldn’t wait for the book. Desperate times call for desperate measures. ❤️🇨🇦

    • @ginarichards6307
      @ginarichards6307 Рік тому +2

      My favorite, that I quote quite regularly, (or make up new ones), is The Four Yorkshiremen. It still makes me giggle uncontrollably. "Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor!"

    • @ginarichards6307
      @ginarichards6307 Рік тому

      My favorite, that I quote quite regularly, (or make up new ones), is The Four Yorkshiremen. It still makes me giggle uncontrollably. "Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor!"

  • @fenderstratguy
    @fenderstratguy 3 роки тому +46

    "I'm one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse."
    And the Euterpean muse as well, it appears

    • @Sarah-ev1gj
      @Sarah-ev1gj 3 роки тому +2

      indeed!

    • @indigoimp0446
      @indigoimp0446 3 роки тому

      ...what do you mean by Euterpean muse?

    • @indigoimp0446
      @indigoimp0446 3 роки тому

      I seriously don't know what that is.

    • @fenderstratguy
      @fenderstratguy 3 роки тому +7

      @@indigoimp0446 I refer, of course, to one of the other 8 Muses in Greek mythology...the one presiding over music. In alphabetical order, the 9 Muses were these:
      Calliope - the Muse of epic poetry
      Clio - history
      Erato - love poetry
      Euterpe - music
      Melpomene - tragedy
      Polyhymnia - sacred poetry
      Terpsichore - dance
      Thalia - comedy
      Urania - astronomy
      Don't feel bad though....I had to look this up, too.

    • @indigoimp0446
      @indigoimp0446 3 роки тому

      Oh, now I get it.

  • @alexandreandrade215
    @alexandreandrade215 11 місяців тому +4

    No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh when Cleese yells WILL YOU STOP THAT BLOODY MUSIC.

    • @Chris-wj8fz
      @Chris-wj8fz 2 місяці тому +1

      I always thought it was " shut that bloody bazuki up"

  • @norakbubbles
    @norakbubbles 3 місяці тому +11

    I got to see John Cleese in person earlier this week and he said that this sketch was his absolute favorite that he did 😁😂

    • @TnseWlms
      @TnseWlms 13 днів тому

      Is he now a Santa Barbarian?

  • @amoghvikramsingh1671
    @amoghvikramsingh1671 5 років тому +176

    5:05 It was an act of pure optimism to pose the question in the first place 🤣🤣

  • @lukasgehrer680
    @lukasgehrer680 4 роки тому +19

    I always crack up at "Will you shut that bloody dancing up!!?"

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 8 місяців тому +9

    The photographic prelude adds so much

    • @martinworld7214
      @martinworld7214 20 днів тому

      indeed , with the same arty music carrying on once inside , yet performed now in a slapstic manner

  •  4 роки тому +25

    "I'm keen to guess" this line made it

  • @markaurelius61
    @markaurelius61 5 років тому +52

    "Anyway...", "Who said that?"

  • @Iggywiggywoo
    @Iggywiggywoo 5 років тому +64

    Cheese was John Cleese's surname originally. His father changed it to Cleese when he enlisted in the war as he found Cheese embarrassing.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, a Brit with "Cheese" as his name during the war, it certainly rightly would be.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 3 роки тому +1

      Missed opportunity to cheese his war through war.

    • @Amazayne
      @Amazayne 3 роки тому

      Actually it was his grandfather who changed the name during the first World War it was merely his father who told him about it... unless I misheard the audio book which honestly wouldn't surprise me

    • @Engineer_Who
      @Engineer_Who 2 роки тому

      And once John found out, he was immensely disappointed that he hadn’t gone through life named Jack Cheese.

    • @lucretius39
      @lucretius39 2 роки тому

      @@Amazayne 0

  • @slapuharder
    @slapuharder Рік тому +6

    The fact my wife didn’t laugh once at this makes me love this skit even more

  • @mr.youtube975
    @mr.youtube975 7 місяців тому +3

    the shop could afford the musicians but no cheese LOL.

    • @Tom_Quixote
      @Tom_Quixote Місяць тому

      Maybe those two facts are related somehow.

  • @davidrule385
    @davidrule385 Рік тому +6

    4:51
    "Have you got-- WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP?!"

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 5 років тому +97

    Imagine how quickly the first minute would have gone if he wasn't trying so hard to sound grandiloquently intellectual xDDD

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +34

      We grandiloquent intellectuals find ourselves profoundly indebted to Mr. Cleese for his truly staggering grammatical aptitude.
      His unprecedented and incomparable verbosity significantly enhances the entire vignette appreciation experience.
      Brava to him, and may the fates continue to show him their favor!

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 4 роки тому +3

      @@negascoot23 Sorry sir?

    • @negascoot23
      @negascoot23 4 роки тому +13

      @@Brainwave101 Us Poindexters think it's totally bad ass that J-man lays out the 50 cent words like a BOSS.
      This crap would suck so hard he weren't bringin' the vocab.
      Rock on, Johnny! You made this sketch your BITCH!
      WOOOO! PIE-THON 4 EVA!

    • @walidraja5539
      @walidraja5539 4 роки тому +2

      @@negascoot23 Oh, funny!

    • @zibberebbiz
      @zibberebbiz 4 роки тому +8

      A big part of this sketch is definitely John being pompous about his English and French

  • @kokoloism
    @kokoloism 5 років тому +141

    I want this to be played on a huge screen on my funeral

    • @chucknola484
      @chucknola484 4 роки тому +13

      so who will be the three people dancing to it during the service?

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 3 роки тому +3

      funnyeral

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 4 роки тому +15

    A small little detail I like is that there is an empty display case where some cheese should be lmao

  • @Paul-vc8on
    @Paul-vc8on 11 місяців тому +2

    The best part is how long they actually wait before having Cleese scream at the musician and dancers.

  • @portcullis5622
    @portcullis5622 5 років тому +50

    "It (the shop) is so clean". "Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese".

  • @jordanweir7187
    @jordanweir7187 5 років тому +19

    my favourite of all the monty python sketches, will always be

  • @KainzMusic
    @KainzMusic 5 років тому +200

    1:09 Ah wont ta bie some cheeeese!

    • @blackbob3358
      @blackbob3358 4 роки тому +4

      an apostrophe is missing, twixt n and the bleeding t. frankly, it's not good enough.

    • @datdoglovesdogs
      @datdoglovesdogs 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @-8l-924
      @-8l-924 3 роки тому +1

      ah! I thought you were complaining about the music.

    • @JamesSimmons-d1t
      @JamesSimmons-d1t 3 місяці тому

      accent variation. i like to jump from cockney to received moiself.

  • @Rcknrll666
    @Rcknrll666 2 роки тому +4

    “Who said that?!” Haha I literally bursted out

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper 2 роки тому +5

    One of their very best sketches, which means it's one of THE funniest comedy sketches ever.

  • @HMWelch76
    @HMWelch76 5 років тому +249

    Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. That is all.

    • @grungecrunge
      @grungecrunge 5 років тому +5

      You would know about that

    • @tysonmccorkle1036
      @tysonmccorkle1036 5 років тому +1

      celestialcat ouch lmao

    • @EduardoCruz-lk1xp
      @EduardoCruz-lk1xp 5 років тому +10

      "Not today Sir, no"

    • @SBHG4991
      @SBHG4991 5 років тому +3

      @@grungecrunge a very disgusting human being may I add.

    • @JOHN-km8dh
      @JOHN-km8dh 5 років тому

      @@SBHG4991 I agree. By the way I had several helpings of Heather's beaver cheese, and found it nearly addicting!

  • @torstenscholz6243
    @torstenscholz6243 5 років тому +49

    1:08 John Cleese is so amazing. 😂👍

  • @Promethium666
    @Promethium666 4 роки тому +4

    "I don't care how excremently runny it is" omfg i never got that as a child haha, if/when i ever had kids, they will grow up watching Monty Python.

  • @samgab
    @samgab 6 місяців тому +2

    I too am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse. 🎸

  • @chasgorman1086
    @chasgorman1086 Рік тому +2

    I still love it how Cleese loses his mind in the Dirty Fork sketch, sort of a prelim to the angry Basil of Fawlty Towers.

  • @WerewolfGuyyy
    @WerewolfGuyyy 4 роки тому +22

    when he corrects him on the gender of the cat makes me giggle so much for some reason XD

    • @HiVizCamo
      @HiVizCamo 3 роки тому

      Modern take would be
      "Oh the cats eaten it"
      "Has zhurr..."
      "Ftang-ftang, sir"

    • @davidsOO50
      @davidsOO50 3 роки тому +1

      I was shocked it didn’t get a bigger laugh.

  • @bobross2749
    @bobross2749 4 роки тому +23

    When the shopkeeper said “no”...I felt that

    • @Kelly14UK
      @Kelly14UK 4 роки тому +1

      No.. no.. no.. no....

  • @bradoneil536
    @bradoneil536 4 місяці тому +4

    They say if you find a job you love you never work a day in your life. That would be me if I could team up with one of the bros and do that simple dance in the corner of a cheese shop all day every day.

  • @gsavage77
    @gsavage77 3 роки тому +3

    I bought some Wensleydale and took it to Christmas dinner because of this skit. Is never heard of it and was curious.

  • @mercrantos3455
    @mercrantos3455 Рік тому +2

    The face he makes when he looks at this sign always cracks me up

  • @sumtingwong5248
    @sumtingwong5248 4 роки тому +10

    Anybody ever notice that when John Cleese makes a funny face, he's completely unrecognizable?

  • @laprepper
    @laprepper 4 роки тому +8

    Wallace and gromit would appreciate this skit

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Рік тому +23

    "You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir."
    "Is it worth it?"
    "Could be."
    My favorite line in all of Monty Python! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iansmith8783
    @iansmith8783 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse

  • @NewMusicWeekly
    @NewMusicWeekly Місяць тому +3

    It's funny how Palin enters at 0:26. He's waiting right behind the door, not trying to hide the set-up like an actor would normally do.

  • @kh2866
    @kh2866 5 років тому +188

    When the teacher asks what do I know vs. me.

  • @Magmafrost13
    @Magmafrost13 4 роки тому +5

    Ive been trying to remember the origin of the quote "what a senseless waste of human life" for so long, never would've guessed it was from Monty Python

  • @jamesgellerman5493
    @jamesgellerman5493 2 роки тому +4

    I love the buildup of tension within Cleese to the point where he just screams at the musicians!!

  • @edwarddevere3663
    @edwarddevere3663 Рік тому +2

    Whenever my brother and sister and I get silly together one of us always manages to slip in "it's a bit runny sir".

  • @silversnail1413
    @silversnail1413 Рік тому +3

    Definitely my favorite Python sketch. Always makes me laugh and want to eat some cheese.

  • @AtheistEdge
    @AtheistEdge 2 роки тому +4

    The single greatest sketch in all of comedy.

  • @lauralynne369
    @lauralynne369 7 місяців тому +6

    I bought Norwegian Jarlsberg because of this skit.

  • @karenstickney9699
    @karenstickney9699 5 років тому +31

    Happy belated birthday, Michael Palin.

  • @francesmeyer8478
    @francesmeyer8478 5 місяців тому +2

    This is one of Monty Python's best skit.!!🇺🇸

  • @Cclunda
    @Cclunda 10 місяців тому +1

    I’ve always found this sketch funny with Cleese’s building anger. And my all time favorite is Michael Palin’s sketch hosting a Prejudice Gameshow.

    • @billyidol2115
      @billyidol2115 10 місяців тому +1

      I love Cleese in the fish license video where he goes into get a license for his pet fish! It's hilarious how he gets mad and yells at the guy. And Palin says, you are a loonie!😂

  • @PhillipRobinson-g6q
    @PhillipRobinson-g6q Місяць тому +3

    Genius of a man.

  • @cinemaipswich4636
    @cinemaipswich4636 3 роки тому +4

    When I was young, I could quote every word of this comic sketch.

  • @randomdude6719
    @randomdude6719 3 роки тому +24

    What makes it even funnier is the cheese behind him on the shelf the entire time

  • @mtjoy747
    @mtjoy747 Місяць тому +1

    😂one day I’ll go into a cheese shop and see how they react to my severe lack of cheese knowledge lol

  • @garyknowles8378
    @garyknowles8378 2 роки тому +1

    The best of The Best. Incomparable. IMO

  • @cruddnow
    @cruddnow 4 роки тому +15

    1:08 the delivery on that line is so perfect, cracks me up every time 😂😂