The Life of Brian: Beatitudes, Stoning, and Lepper

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  • Опубліковано 11 тра 2010
  • This clip from Monty Python's The Life of Brian is edited to be school safe.
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  • @peterelmer9114
    @peterelmer9114 4 роки тому +445

    “He is the Messiah; I should know, I’ve followed a few”

    • @inserttrashname709
      @inserttrashname709 3 роки тому +3

      i like the cut of this guys jib

    • @jerometaperman7102
      @jerometaperman7102 3 роки тому +12

      He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy.

    • @upturnedblousecollar5811
      @upturnedblousecollar5811 3 роки тому +4

      @@jerometaperman7102 Imagine if some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at him.

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Рік тому +2

      @@upturnedblousecollar5811 'Tis but a scratch!

  • @stujd1539
    @stujd1539 3 роки тому +498

    Life of Bwian is one of those films that you can watch again and again and find that little something you missed previously. Monty Python's best film imo.

  • @stevesmith2139
    @stevesmith2139 4 роки тому +1436

    Our priest recited The sermon on the mount 25 yrs ago for our wedding, and when i whispered "blessed are the cheesemakers" my wife pretty much just lost it.

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 4 роки тому +110

      Steve Smith
      Someone at the back should have shouted “Speak up!”- I know it would have interrupted your wedding, but it would have been a fantastic moment haha.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 4 роки тому +104

      If only my wife could understand that reference.
      If only I could have a wife.
      If only I wasn't alone

    • @Me-fo1kk
      @Me-fo1kk 4 роки тому +23

      Honestly the priest shoukd have added it. After all it's your moment.

    • @Me-fo1kk
      @Me-fo1kk 4 роки тому +9

      Oh god..um Jehovah..um i-hova..Jesus..ah-zus..that was funny😂🤣

    • @marem3038
      @marem3038 4 роки тому +13

      @@hannibalburgers477 Don't worry your right hand will always be there for you or left if you are a lefty.

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 4 роки тому +1127

    The fact that no one can hear him from so far away is one of the subtlest and funniest jokes ever.

    • @johnmackendrick5173
      @johnmackendrick5173 4 роки тому +50

      And so they mangle the meaning of what he us trying to say.

    • @edithlazenby5839
      @edithlazenby5839 4 роки тому +4

      Absolutely...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 роки тому +95

      I'll bet my life Christians have a detailed explanation of just how the people at the back heard every word clearly. _"For verily, his larynx was no ordinary larynx, it was the beginning of Dolby surroundsound."_

    • @jnaughton9501
      @jnaughton9501 4 роки тому +15

      Marc Colten that’s most probably why none of it was written down at the time. It was left to the imagination of the writers of the gospels to put their own interpretations on it 200 years later.

    • @Z0Il
      @Z0Il 4 роки тому +20

      Yh, I died at that part. They are standing like 200 meters away and she is like "speak up" 🤣

  • @blaisegirl420
    @blaisegirl420 2 роки тому +135

    the lady carrying her donkey instead of it carrying her is so underrated lol

    • @frankiezap
      @frankiezap 2 роки тому +19

      " 'e's not well again."

  • @PrimetimeD
    @PrimetimeD Рік тому +58

    I always lose it when Matthias does his little dance and starts saying "Jehovah!" over and over. XD

  • @LeofromFreo
    @LeofromFreo 4 роки тому +408

    To this day, I can’t go past a bag of gravel at a garden suppliers without laughing.

    • @LeofromFreo
      @LeofromFreo 3 роки тому +7

      Jim McCracken it’s for that important scatter effect and helps when you can’t throw a stone too accurately. At least people can say you joined in and tried stoning someone to their death. 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @goodygumdrops2105
      @goodygumdrops2105 3 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @michaelstearnesstearnes1498
      @michaelstearnesstearnes1498 3 роки тому +3

      Its hard for me to look at a gourd without thinking of this film.

    • @jackpowell9276
      @jackpowell9276 Рік тому +1

      One more time mate, I'll take you the fuckin' cleaners!!! - Creased every time.

    • @DavidKing-jx3sg
      @DavidKing-jx3sg Рік тому

      I'll remember that mate 👍

  • @paulsouchon9443
    @paulsouchon9443 11 років тому +288

    "Blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo"- Brilliant

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 4 роки тому +39

      What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that the meek are the problem

    • @deletesoon70
      @deletesoon70 Рік тому

      This is the mindset of the WEF reset cultists up in Davos.

  • @davidandrews6149
    @davidandrews6149 4 роки тому +161

    OH it's the meek,blessed are the meek,oh I'm glad they're getting something, they've had a hell of a time.
    Classic

    • @steve16384
      @steve16384 3 роки тому +4

      Funniest line in the whole film, and that's saying something. Always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see that bit.

    • @deeestuary
      @deeestuary 3 роки тому +1

      Agree 100% but I can never really explain why it’s so funny.

    • @gregorywhite9095
      @gregorywhite9095 2 роки тому +6

      It's true...I'm very meek and I've had a helluva time.

    • @jeanmariezeyen111
      @jeanmariezeyen111 Рік тому +6

      What's so special about cheesemakers ?.....Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.. 😄

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому

      @@jeanmariezeyen111 The cheesemakers certainly bypassed a shop in Ilchester

  • @j.rbrooks300
    @j.rbrooks300 4 роки тому +180

    R.I.P. Graham Chapman and Terry Jones, Kings Of Comedy ❤

    • @probinson4383
      @probinson4383 4 роки тому +3

      Thumb chaser

    • @medicalmarijuanagrower7578
      @medicalmarijuanagrower7578 4 роки тому +1

      🙏rip Graham Chapman Terry Jones = I used to love 70/80 ! They'll never make films like this ! We used to laugh = Today not many films make me laugh ! PS yehoooooooova nice day

  • @stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296
    @stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296 3 роки тому +53

    "You're only making it worse for yourself!" Classic.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 3 роки тому +26

    "Judea AD33"
    "Saturday Afternoon"
    "About tea time"
    😂😂😂

    • @robertellis4938
      @robertellis4938 3 роки тому +2

      Before Dr. Who.

    • @Richard-Vlk
      @Richard-Vlk 2 місяці тому

      Also, don't get me started that Romans by then had 9-day weeks.

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba 4 роки тому +118

    John's body language in the stoning scene, leveraging both the insane length of his limbs and the flowing nature of those garments - you don't even have to hear the dialog to crack up.

    • @rods6405
      @rods6405 4 роки тому +10

      John is just built to be and able to moved like a real life cartoon character!

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Рік тому +2

      If only he'd thrown in a bit of The Ministry Of Silly Walks.

  • @welshpete12
    @welshpete12 4 роки тому +362

    Only the English, could make a comedy out of a execution by stoning .

    • @paulshrew
      @paulshrew 4 роки тому +48

      a welshman wrote the line. RIP Terry Jones

    • @joeybill9472
      @joeybill9472 3 роки тому +16

      Can I have a flat one mum?
      Shh!!!
      Sorry! Dad!

    • @apnewens
      @apnewens 3 роки тому +3

      *an

    • @81Mace81
      @81Mace81 3 роки тому +8

      @@paulshrew Retorted by a man with a name that couldn't be any more Welsh! 😂 RIP Terry

    • @puppetsock
      @puppetsock 3 роки тому +13

      I was working on a summer work term betwen 2nd and 3rd year undegrad, and went to a movie theatre to pass some time. I had no idea what I was going to see, just picking something from the cheap night at the cineplex. And what did I see? Life of Brian. I had not seen any previews or trailers. I watched it cold and unawre. And there was me and 2 other people in the Tuseday night show at 11PM. And during this, and several other scenes, I nearly lost control of my bodily functions.

  • @brunosmith6925
    @brunosmith6925 4 роки тому +143

    One of the greatest historical documentaries of all time.

    • @janinekaretai4306
      @janinekaretai4306 Рік тому +2

      Bwahahaha

    • @mkunes2502
      @mkunes2502 Рік тому +2

      I thought it was a Frontline doc.

    • @jussikankinen9409
      @jussikankinen9409 6 місяців тому

      Jesus was king, not hippie riding donkey, romans made fun giving donkey head for hanged jews

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pbrynild
    @pbrynild 3 роки тому +40

    "There's always one, isn't there..."
    Brilliant!

    • @frankiezap
      @frankiezap 2 роки тому +2

      I say this line all the time

  • @Amber90125
    @Amber90125 4 роки тому +198

    Blessed are the cheese makers. Cracked me up big time. RIP Terry Jones

    • @jnaughton9501
      @jnaughton9501 4 роки тому

      Amber Puga or cream crackered🧈

    • @joeybill9472
      @joeybill9472 3 роки тому +2

      What so special about the cheese makers?

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 3 роки тому +8

      @@joeybill9472 Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому

      @@pwnmeisterage Tell me something. Do you have any cheese at all?

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 4 роки тому +57

    *Crushing him with a giant rock*
    "Good shot!"

  • @blaisegirl420
    @blaisegirl420 2 роки тому +164

    I love how they go right from the sermon on the mount to a stoning and he asks his mom. calmly he asks, "why aren't women allowed to go to the stoning" and she sneers back like he's dumb "Because it's written! Thats why!" - freaking gold

    • @russellherbert9670
      @russellherbert9670 Рік тому +2

      Wonder if a comedy gang like python would send up Mohamed, love to c it

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 Рік тому

      @@russellherbert9670 Why would they send up Mohammed? They weren't sending up Jesus Christ.

    • @musician1000
      @musician1000 Рік тому +8

      @@russellherbert9670 It's not sending up Jesus, just the people who were around at the time.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 Рік тому

      @@musician1000 Sure, if you think Brian was the son of god...

    • @musician1000
      @musician1000 Рік тому +6

      @@Leto_0 Brian was actually, just a very naughty boy.

  • @iandickson1940
    @iandickson1940 4 роки тому +315

    The most Brilliant comedy of all time!! If you can't laugh at this you can't laugh at anything😂😂😂

    • @javiergilvidal1558
      @javiergilvidal1558 4 роки тому +2

      I can´t laugh, seeing what Britain has been led to!

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 3 роки тому +4

      The Left would rip Python apart these days.

    • @gutenbird
      @gutenbird 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly. I've never seen a comedy that quite equals it. Holy Grail is also up there.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 3 роки тому +6

      @@CelticSaint Utter nonsense- i'm a loony lefty and i love Python. They had fun here with the People's Front etc but were anti-Tory.

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 3 роки тому +2

      @@mizofan I know that left wing people do enjoy Python and many other comedies, but I was talking about the 'Left' as in the political movement/ideology, not individual left wing people.

  • @petermills542
    @petermills542 4 роки тому +64

    " SPEAK UP !! " Can't hear a bloody thing , let's go stoning.... " . RIP Terry Jones.

  • @johnathanryan2117
    @johnathanryan2117 4 роки тому +185

    The soldiers who shake their heads at the end. Was a police officer for 20 years...know exactly how they feel!

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 4 роки тому +11

      Thank you for your service mate.👍

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 4 роки тому +21

      @Samuel Black if you want to see the violence inherent in the system, then yes, indeed ...

    • @grunthostheflatulent9649
      @grunthostheflatulent9649 3 роки тому +3

      How anyone could stand there and be spat at and abused in the most foul manner, is beyond me.
      I respect anyone who can.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 3 роки тому +3

      @@grunthostheflatulent9649 I'm sure a lot of abuse comes from really stupid, really passionate, really desperate people.
      But most people most of the time will likely show some restraint when confronting someone armed with the law and a gun. You can't outrun bullets and radios and helicopters for long.

    • @someoneelse101
      @someoneelse101 3 роки тому +3

      The guards are like "here we go again" at the start

  • @frankrothe7023
    @frankrothe7023 3 роки тому +48

    Truly a masterpiece of a movie, so glad theses gifted guys made it!

    • @gregorywhite9095
      @gregorywhite9095 2 роки тому +2

      And financed by George Harrison, who once played guitar for the Beatles, a famous British rock group.

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Рік тому +2

      @@gregorywhite9095 You mean there are people alive now who need to be told who The Beatles were? What sad times we live in....

  • @FxnWaySheGoes
    @FxnWaySheGoes 3 роки тому +18

    "A packet of gravel". Loved life of brian all my life. 25 now and have been pissing myself at this film since i was like 10

  • @petersyme7083
    @petersyme7083 2 роки тому +16

    ‘About Tea Time’ is such a Monty Python phrase. The Best British Comedy Ever.
    Amazing that one of the towns that banned the film, the ban was only lifted a few years ago, the Mayor of the town was the actress who played Judith, ‘that Welsh tart’. It was shown for the first time with Michael Palin in attendance.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 4 роки тому +25

    I'm glad they're getting something cos they have a hell of a time

  • @Thursdaym2
    @Thursdaym2 4 роки тому +33

    "Where you from, nose city.? Priceless.

  • @soundautomatic1
    @soundautomatic1 3 роки тому +12

    The lady talking about the meek having a hell of time kills me

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 4 роки тому +38

    What makes the Sermon scene so ingeniously funny is because the crowd is so huge, they all clearly respect Jesus for turning up. It's only the back of the crowd that have a rough time. Writing at its cleverest.

  • @timdowney6721
    @timdowney6721 3 роки тому +21

    Love the two soldiers shaking their heads.

  • @buninparadise9476
    @buninparadise9476 4 роки тому +59

    Greatest movie of all times

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 4 роки тому +1

      that's Sansho the Bailiff, of course

    • @manjulanilsson6011
      @manjulanilsson6011 3 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @Jarek_73
      @Jarek_73 3 роки тому +1

      Surely one of the best ever shot.

  • @dianagette4796
    @dianagette4796 2 роки тому +73

    All those who have passed from Monty Python, know that the laughs and joy, will continue for ages😁😂

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 Рік тому +1

      @diana gette Exactly. Did you see the memorial for Graham Chapman? Cleese has it perfectly, when he says that Chapman would have hated good taste! This is gold.
      ua-cam.com/video/Bm2XPkqENaw/v-deo.html

  • @keithwills3790
    @keithwills3790 Рік тому +7

    This and blazing saddles..
    The 2 best comedy movies ever...😂😂

  • @richardl772
    @richardl772 3 роки тому +14

    This classic should be compulsory viewing for everyone.......

  • @deletesoon70
    @deletesoon70 Рік тому +4

    Always loved Bignose's wife with "Oo thats nice innit, I'm glad they're gettin sumfin cuz they ad a elluva time"

  • @robhickford9169
    @robhickford9169 Рік тому +15

    The pure throwaway line of a woman carrying an ass saying "I ain't got no time to go to no stoning." Wild stuff'

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle Рік тому +5

    "Blessed are the cheesemakers."
    "I'm sure he means all dairy products."
    And so the religious wars begin.

  • @SpaceCadet4Jesus
    @SpaceCadet4Jesus 3 роки тому +19

    A stone salesman conveniently selling his quality craftsman rocks of death nearby. 😆

  • @Scottie_S
    @Scottie_S 4 роки тому +19

    A more accurate assessment of history, I have never seen...

  • @fortusvictus8297
    @fortusvictus8297 2 роки тому +4

    "What have the ROMANS ever done for US?!"

  • @alisonaizlewood475
    @alisonaizlewood475 4 роки тому +47

    REG:"What Jesus fails to realise is that its the meek who are the problem" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @LordUnas
    @LordUnas 4 роки тому +206

    What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.

    • @milesbaigent4534
      @milesbaigent4534 4 роки тому +8

      Still one of my favourite lines in all film comedy . This snippet epitomises British Comedy and it’s depth of funnyness. Fabulous. 👍MM

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 роки тому

      Chris G
      Um, dude, Jesus is the son of Jehovah, as in God. The son of God. The all-powerful, all-knowing, almighty creator of ALL life in the universe. He can read your most inner hearts and most inner thoughts. God is not stupid. And neither is Jesus. God knows more than Jesus. But Jesus, the Great Teacher, is smart too. The End. 🙏 Your friend, just some random Jehovah’s Witness dude AKA someone not important.

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 роки тому

      @yeah I'm John Assal
      Trust me. I have seen it! 😾

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 роки тому

    • @BrianD.Stringham1593
      @BrianD.Stringham1593 4 роки тому

      yeah I'm John Assal
      Well Played, Professor John “Ass” Al Yankovic! 🤔🧐🥱🤤😳🤪🤓😈😼👹💩

  • @Ali74
    @Ali74 2 роки тому +12

    The film is a masterpiece.

  • @unsungzero6122
    @unsungzero6122 2 роки тому +17

    1:22 Michael Palin's angry yelling always makes me laugh 🤣

  • @kaboulscabal4816
    @kaboulscabal4816 4 роки тому +248

    “Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of Life of Brian. Perfection.”
    John Cleese

    • @x.y.8581
      @x.y.8581 4 роки тому +37

      Other than THAT - just what has he EVER done for us?

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 роки тому +3

      Was Cleese talking about Terry Jones?

    • @someoneelse101
      @someoneelse101 4 роки тому +1

      @Jim McCracken Who hit yours then, Goliath's big brother?

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 Рік тому +1

      @@budakbaongsiah Yeah, I think so. Jones did do a fantastic job of it.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +2

      @@budakbaongsiah He was talking about Terry, yes, John posted it on Twitter and continued _"Two down, four to go."_

  • @simonrandall5471
    @simonrandall5471 4 роки тому +504

    A male actor. Pretending to be a woman, pretending to be a man.

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 роки тому +10

      Simon Randall
      Reminds me of a description of a drag queen stage show.

    • @TomiKaski
      @TomiKaski 4 роки тому +3

      Mind... blown

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 4 роки тому +1

      Like Dustin Hoffnagel in Tootsie

    • @ralphphillips2232
      @ralphphillips2232 4 роки тому +2

      like Steve Martin in "All of Me"

    • @dcanmore
      @dcanmore 4 роки тому +7

      Victor/Victoria a female actress, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman

  • @robertcrowley3129
    @robertcrowley3129 Рік тому +7

    Best film ever…. so ahead of its time and absolute genius 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesmurphy3222
    @charlesmurphy3222 2 роки тому +11

    Other than speaking in Aramaic, this is one of the most accurate interpretations of the New Testament in the history of entertainment.

  • @garyturner5739
    @garyturner5739 Рік тому +4

    2:18 Palin says 'I take you to the fucking cleaners has been removed.'

    • @razzle1964
      @razzle1964 Рік тому

      🤨 cunts, ain’t they! 🙄

  • @bangroad4059
    @bangroad4059 4 роки тому +85

    Edited out one of the funniest bits when he says one more time I'll take you to the f****n cleaners

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 роки тому +7

      lol I would so love to read that line somewhere in the Bible.

    • @fatheroflatus
      @fatheroflatus 4 роки тому +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK I think it's in the Book of Herschel.

    • @kiirolozanogarcia3003
      @kiirolozanogarcia3003 3 роки тому +2

      "language!! and don't pick your nose!!"

    • @pauldiffin9148
      @pauldiffin9148 3 роки тому

      Just like you edited out ucki.
      Why not just write fuckin' ??

    • @frankfrank7921
      @frankfrank7921 3 роки тому +1

      @@pauldiffin9148 I was waiting for someone to notice that. He complains about the video editing then edits himself. Silly person!

  • @platonkarataev550
    @platonkarataev550 6 місяців тому +1

    Its the Roman Soldiers,looking on, board and passive that cracks me up!

  • @drey8
    @drey8 4 роки тому +17

    "OAWWWW LAY OFF WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET!"

  • @SpaceCadet4Jesus
    @SpaceCadet4Jesus 3 роки тому +8

    High Priest: "Alright, if you say Jehovah, one more , Okay, who threw that??"
    Crowd screams "She did" as their voices go from soprano to bass
    😆

    • @blackfootedferret
      @blackfootedferret Рік тому +1

      And people are stilll trying to stamp out that name lol.

    • @Pikestnt
      @Pikestnt Рік тому +1

      “I’m sorry I thought we’d started” with the drop in pitch, is one of my favourite lines

  • @MrClingclong
    @MrClingclong 4 роки тому +40

    40 years on, and Python's Life of Brian is still a great film. It shows up the utter madness of religions then and now.

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 3 місяці тому +1

    What are the most magnificent scenes in cinematic history this will go down and infamy forever

  • @raymoore6277
    @raymoore6277 6 років тому +23

    Best opening scene ever, up to 'SPEAK UP', wonderfully irreverent.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 4 роки тому +124

    Funniest movie ever made. A masterpiece.

    • @SR-vl6ql
      @SR-vl6ql 4 роки тому +2

      And Airplane.

    • @redsquirrel1086
      @redsquirrel1086 4 роки тому +3

      @@SR-vl6ql
      Agreed. Excellent film.

    • @michaelrowsell1160
      @michaelrowsell1160 4 роки тому

      The meaning of life, had me on the floor gasping for breathe in the sex lessen with " what's wrong with kissing boy "

    • @greeenfilter8084
      @greeenfilter8084 3 роки тому +5

      Without a doubt 😅

    • @TheRealist2022
      @TheRealist2022 Рік тому +3

      @@SR-vl6ql Not in the same league. Very funny yes... but a million miles behind LOB.

  • @hobnobhead4043
    @hobnobhead4043 4 роки тому +44

    "One more time mate, I'll take you the fackin cleaners!" My favourite line in this scene edited out!

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 2 роки тому +2

      I know! I was waiting for it and then the bugger cut it out!

    • @Dubdroid
      @Dubdroid 2 роки тому

      Facking UA-cam facking censorship …. F.F.S. someone wrestle this f. platform and SiliCON Valley out of f. religious control! … otherwise Totalitarianism, spyware and censorship is our only future.👍🤣💩

  • @stevipop
    @stevipop Рік тому +3

    "Good shot!" Like, how could you miss with that thing? 🤔🤣Hilarious, all of it!

  • @monikaszymanowska5142
    @monikaszymanowska5142 3 роки тому +7

    "Let's go to the stoning" is a line you risk to hear on weekend when you are over thirty and still living with your mother:-)

  • @importantname
    @importantname 4 роки тому +30

    From the Golden Age of British Documentary Making!

  • @alanpritchard5709
    @alanpritchard5709 4 роки тому +10

    @ 02:26 Michael Palin has had the line cut: "One more time and I'll take you to the f***ing cleaners!"

  • @gregorymabrey7508
    @gregorymabrey7508 Рік тому +2

    The youngster holding her umbrella. ha ha.

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 4 роки тому +26

    This movie perfectly encapsulates today. It’s so accurate it’s not even a parody. More like a Pre-documentary.

    • @originate2464
      @originate2464 4 роки тому +3

      I think it might not only be similar to today, but similar to the past few thousand years, maybe longer

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 4 роки тому +32

    Absolutely brilliant.... gets better each time I watch it... had me in stitches... British humour at it best... 😂😂😂

  • @davidcampbell362
    @davidcampbell362 3 роки тому +10

    " The meek will not inherit the earth- they will get what is left of it." - Frank Zappa

    • @BH-cr5uo
      @BH-cr5uo 3 роки тому +1

      "The meek shall inherit nothing" Frank Zappa-

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 3 роки тому +45

    I remember a TV debate about the Life of Brian, with John Cleese and Michael Palin, against one Malcombe Muggeridge and an Anglican Bishop, who objected to the film. They called it tenth grade, and that people would forget about it soon.
    Muggeridge died, the Bishop went to jail for abusing choir boys, and here we are in 2021, and the film has lost none of its brilliance.
    Take that, Christianity.

    • @morpheas768
      @morpheas768 2 роки тому +5

      Yet we are still being figuratively stoned for uttering mere words that are deemed "hateful" and politically incorrect on the internet.
      And thats EMBRACED by this society, while John Cleese has been publicly shunned and rejected, especially by Brits.
      What a travesty.

    • @williamgullett8071
      @williamgullett8071 Рік тому +1

      Christianity isn't defined by the catholic church.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 Рік тому +1

      @@williamgullett8071 No, of course not. You're all individuals. You're all different.
      Except me. I'm not different.
      The Bishop was Anglican, btw, not Catholic.

    • @williamgullett8071
      @williamgullett8071 Рік тому

      @@maartenvandam344 I wasn't talking about the Anglican. I wa talking about the church is a stain on Christianity and dies not define Christians

    • @Pikestnt
      @Pikestnt Рік тому

      Mervyn Stockwood, Bishop of Southwark. AFAIK, he wasn’t convicted of abuse. In later life, he was outed as gay. Not a criticism of course but does make him guilty of teaching one thing and doing another. This somewhat undermines his arguments against LoB

  • @cristinabumbac151
    @cristinabumbac151 Рік тому +10

    Monty Python...saw 4 or 5 of their movies, all absolutely phenomenal. A group of actors who wrote, directed and played with extraordinary humor and courage (yes, one needs guts to do what they did) scenes that probably will never have a match 😉

  • @Ston247
    @Ston247 3 роки тому +8

    3:10 The funniest punch in movie history, IMO.

  • @427walrus
    @427walrus Рік тому +2

    "What was that?"
    "I don't know I was too busy talking to big nose."

  • @Cassidy127
    @Cassidy127 4 роки тому +131

    "Why aren't women allowed to go to stoning, mum?"
    "It's written, that's why."
    And there you have it.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 3 роки тому +10

      not just religion but the education system and the mainstream media- ask no questions, accept what you're told (and the greedy rich bastards keep getting richer)

    • @pioneernut7487
      @pioneernut7487 3 роки тому +10

      How you tell there's a god?
      Well it's written

  • @KBAFourthtime
    @KBAFourthtime 4 роки тому +17

    "NOW LOOK! NO ONE... IS TO STONE *ANYONE...* UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! EVEN, AND I WANT TO MAKE THIS *ABSOLUTELY* CLEAR... EVEN IF THEY *DO* SAY 'JEHOVAH!'"

  • @user-yx6ry5ow2r
    @user-yx6ry5ow2r 6 місяців тому +6

    One of the greatest films of all time.

  • @MongoSays
    @MongoSays Рік тому +4

    The Stoning has to be the funniest bit ever put on film, hands down.

  • @tinaboy99
    @tinaboy99 Рік тому +2

    A truly wonderful comedy, so full of jokes, inuendos etc you find something new every time you watch e.

  • @timwright8785
    @timwright8785 Рік тому +4

    Probably one of the greatest comedy films ever vintage python at its best 👌

  • @firewalkwithme2539
    @firewalkwithme2539 4 роки тому +45

    Could be the greatest 7 minutes of comedy, intellectual and otherwise, ever put on film. There are so many challenging,funny and uncomfortable moments, that you could write a thesis on it.

    • @williamdonnelly224
      @williamdonnelly224 4 роки тому +3

      Jehovah!

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +2

      The Biggus Dickus scene is up there too.

    • @Veryciccio1
      @Veryciccio1 3 роки тому +5

      Brian's latin lesson from the Centurion is pretty good also.

    • @thefreeradical2320
      @thefreeradical2320 3 роки тому

      Firewalk...My thesis will always be....peace in the world or the world in pieces....(borrowed)....

  • @greeenfilter8084
    @greeenfilter8084 3 роки тому +15

    Where has comedy gone. British comedy at its best. You just can’t beat British humour 😅😂🤣

    • @royfearn4345
      @royfearn4345 3 роки тому +2

      The Thought PO

    • @royfearn4345
      @royfearn4345 3 роки тому +2

      The Thought Police have killed humour and extinguished the light of the world.

    • @manjulanilsson6011
      @manjulanilsson6011 3 роки тому +1

      Agree

    • @sillysausage4549
      @sillysausage4549 3 роки тому

      You aren't allowed to be funny in Britain anymore, for fear of offending women and ethnic minorities

    • @manjulanilsson6011
      @manjulanilsson6011 3 роки тому +2

      @@sillysausage4549 I belive its like that all over the western civilization I'm afraid. PC culture.
      One have to make a difference between humour and seriousness imo.

  • @keithwills3790
    @keithwills3790 Рік тому +1

    Michael Palin..
    Magic..
    Ripping Yarns...
    Comedy Gold..

  • @thomastammaro693
    @thomastammaro693 2 роки тому +5

    "Blessed are the cheese makers".
    This movie never gets old🤣🤣😂

  • @reason5591
    @reason5591 2 роки тому +10

    Appreciation for how well MP subtly get the truth across lmao 😂

  • @bn3121
    @bn3121 8 місяців тому +1

    "Even, and I want to make this ABSOLUTELY clear..." love how he slow rolled that punchline haha

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +4

    That punch at 3:09 is beautifully done.

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 3 роки тому +5

    Oh! Blessed are the meek. Well, that’s nice, isn’t it? I’m glad they’re getting something ‘cause they’ve ‘ad a ‘ell of a time.

  • @timjohnson1199
    @timjohnson1199 3 роки тому +3

    Experienced Monty Python during high school and shortly after. Was never the same.

  • @carolinehaythornthwaite2965
    @carolinehaythornthwaite2965 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: Leper is spelt with One p. Leper.

  • @matt5415
    @matt5415 2 роки тому +17

    I love how the one guy so effortlessly explains that all purveyors of dairy products are blessed. You can see how a whole branch of Christianity could have been based on dairy from that post on. Dairiest Christian, likely.😊

  • @hbp2m
    @hbp2m 4 роки тому +31

    Its heart warming to see that things haven't really changed that much in the last 1400 - 2500 years in the Middle East.

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 4 роки тому +22

    A master class of silliness 😂👍❤️

  • @brianmiller1008
    @brianmiller1008 4 роки тому +7

    Times may have changed but unfortunately people haven't!!

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 3 роки тому +24

    It's not a masterpiece, it's a very naughty film.

  • @richardstokes3625
    @richardstokes3625 4 роки тому +6

    Bloody brilliant

  • @raymondvaughan6262
    @raymondvaughan6262 4 роки тому +3

    Brilliant film best python film made great to watch again to cheer you up a must Brilliant writing and comedy

  • @rexross7086
    @rexross7086 4 місяці тому +2

    Now this is quality stuff right here, and why can't they make any more like these?

  • @RomanesEuntDomus.
    @RomanesEuntDomus. 2 роки тому +18

    -"Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, mom?"
    -"It's written, that's why!!"
    Can't argue with that!

  • @michaelpollen8923
    @michaelpollen8923 Рік тому +3

    This was when we all had a good huma 😂 i so mis them years

  • @Unused50
    @Unused50 4 роки тому +23

    Stoning and biggus dickus are my favourite scenes

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or 4 роки тому +2

      "Romanes eunt domus" does it for me.

    • @ThePathStrider
      @ThePathStrider 4 роки тому +2

      @@rickn8or People called Romanes go to the house?

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 4 роки тому +2

      If I had a top 20 funniest lines or scenes, I think at least eight of them would be from this movie. My favorite line in this movie was, "How should we fuck off, oh Lord?" That's so damned funny, you don't even need the context.

    • @Silver_Owl
      @Silver_Owl 4 роки тому +2

      I love the whole "He's Not the Messiah!"/ "Excuse me, are you a virgin?" scene. And the stoning. But it's all good.

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 4 роки тому +2

      @@Silver_Owl Yes, I loved that scene, too.
      Brian: "You're all individuals."
      Crowd: "Yes, we're all individuals!"
      Brian: "You're all different!"
      Crowd: "Yes, we're all different!"
      One man: "I'm not."
      Pilate's "Biggus Dickus" scene was my favorite, though. I don't think any movie has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.

  • @DBCooper00x
    @DBCooper00x 3 роки тому +2

    Life isn't about destination, life is about location and now.

  • @salyluz6535
    @salyluz6535 Рік тому +4

    We watched this and a couple other Python movies, laughing through the night at a Catholic retreat weekend in the 1980s, before we climbed a hill barefoot and had morning mass while the sun rose. It was a truly wonderful weekend!! 💙🌻🌅

  • @George-ph6qo
    @George-ph6qo 3 роки тому +6

    My absolute personal favorite Monty Python movie. My eyes still water uncontrollably from laughter. I have the VHS but I still haven't found even a DVD if not a blue ray copy. I have to be sitting upright or I can't catch my breath

    • @Dubdroid
      @Dubdroid 2 роки тому

      Blame religious censorship for that lack of distribution …. The humourless BASTARDS are still trying to oppress us and take away our Freedoms. Defund them … don’t give them a penny whilst you are alive …. nor when your dead … sucking pariah totalitarian leeches who shouldn’t be let anywhere near the reins of society control.

    • @royayersrules
      @royayersrules 2 роки тому +1

      You haven't looked that hard!

    • @Ironside-fz9vd
      @Ironside-fz9vd Рік тому

      I have it on DVD , along with The Meaning of Life and The Holy Grail.

    • @david-bs2ov
      @david-bs2ov Рік тому

      George
      2 years ago (edited)
      I bought a dvd through hmv about two years ago.