Personally I prefer the idea that Gabby waits until Jake is just starting to sleep at night and then wakes him up with her Predator noise and he shits himself 🤣
@@samtaylor377 As a customer service rep., I can confirm that there are way more people who think it's funny to shit or piss in places they should not than God AND evolution should ever have allowed.
I just have this mental image of drunk Gabby and Nick staring at the kettle as they're making the hot dogs and giggling. It's such a very clear image and I'm afraid of it.
It's like two Cold War era spies meeting on a bench. The first one puts down a briefcase and says "The Hair is long on the Field" and the second folds their newspaper and replies "The Potatoes are ready to be cut."
I get that Jake's German wasn't perfect, but come on, not only did they not STOP THE ARTILLERY hitting their own men but they kicked him for trying to alert them. I mean how German is that? Killing hundreds of their own men, "stopp de artillerie" "Nein, you didn't pronounce it correctly!" 🤣
They're called "big brain plays" because they're typically performed by people whose brains are so big that they're being suffocated by their otherwise normal-sized skulls.
So fun useless thing, I worked at a haunted house and on multiple occasions people thought I was an animatronic due to the weird sounds I can make. That bit with Gabby clicking reminded me of that lolzzz. One of the best "compliments" I got was someone asking "was that a person" and their friend responding "nah no way a human could do that shit." 😂😂
I can tell you with absolute certainty that a "silenced" weapon doesn't make a quiet farting sound. You can definitely hear most silenced weapons in cqb.
I hate that you didn't include the mistaken spam call or Jake comparing himself with mister Darcey and Devler (i think) responded with a very clever joke.
Hey guys i just want to say i have been through shit this year and your videos do not hesitate to cheer me up in the lowest of the lows, I thank you guys for that. Also i hope Everyone reading this and everyone in the WPE crew has a blessed Christmas and a wonderful new years
Fun fact: In the farming simulator video, out of which the clip 0:17 is from, youtube tagged the game as red dead redemption in the description for some time, but it's correct now
4:08 lmao that's literally something my friend did when he was a kid, his parents didn't want to see him in the kitchen ever again the funny part is I just imagined his mom boiling some water for a cup of tea, she pours it and a hotdog slides into her tea and my friend goes "oh so that's where the third one went"
I remember when I went on a school excursion and we had to bring a suitcase or camping bag with our clothes, since we would camp somewhere in a building. And one student actually brought a kettle from home and multiple cans of hotdogs witch he and some others all tried to boil before the teachers found out about it. The building we slept at smelled like hotdogs for 2 days straight.
Those poor poor sods who had to stay in the room the following night hot dog smell isn’t an easy smell to get rid of but the hot dog water taste in the next cup of tea I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
mate what travelodge was that you boiled the hotdogs in the kettle at? i travel the country working and constantly stay in travelodge's , that happens more then you think
Who ever put this compilation together *had* to know what they were doing adding in that last bit with the "silenced" weapons Ellis will never know peace
Not to rag on Ellis, but the only way to make guns that quiet is to combine suppressors with subsonic ammunition and to make sure that the suppressors are wetted with a material such as petroleum jelly or dielectric gel in order to obtain maximum noise reduction. It is not efficient and not without drawbacks. Wet suppressors don't stay wet for long, subsonic ammunition has an effective range of 100 meters (most combat takes place at an average of 400 meters), and even then the infected often take multiple rounds from high velocity ammunition to drop. Here's some things to mention: 1) presumably the four survivors are implied to be the last survivors left. Logistics. Subsonic ammunition is not ideal for security purposes and likely was not available. Secondly, going by your logic, why not equip the survivors with NVGs? No sense in using flashlights when NVGs won't wake the infected up. Wouldn't it make sense for the warden to use its admin powers to use light to draw the infected away from the paths of the survivors? Why not equip the survivors with crossbows?
Yo, you should play some Red Dead Online, the game itself doesn't have too much stuff but having 5-6 People all hanging about getting drunk etc. Could make a really funny video
The conversation on SUPPRESSORS NOT SILENCERS actually irritated me. The only thing to come close to hollywood suppression is a 22LR with a very expensive suppressor. beyond that its like if someone was loudly talking with other pistol calibers using longer barrels like a carbine to burn more powder before it hits the can. then for rifles its more for reducing hearing damage and tinnitus than anything else
For the record, you shouldn't boil hotdogs in a kettle. Or anything. It's not healthy for the kettle (what you boil varies in damage, for example soup is a TERRIBLE idea) and damages it over time. Trust me, I googled the shite out of it (noodles, in my case). Much like your lungs and vapes/cigs/etc, a kettle should only be for its intended item.
Some of the most silenced weapons are subsonic with supressors. I've heard that you don't even need headphones to shoot .300 blackout subsonic supressed without becoming deaf because it's so quiet. Should be a video on youtube about someone shooting .300blk sub supressed
"Without becoming deaf" is a far cry from quiet. That's like saying you just tripped a little because you only fell out of the third floor window and not off the top of the empire state building.
Honestly hate those fucking native language only servers in hell let loose but only because finding a server to join is already awful and the fact there are so many really limits your options if you don't speak the language. But also in cases like in the video also suck.
Also, they're not silenced weapons. Super super mega common misunderstanding that people don't seem to care about being right with. You don't silence a weapon. You suppress it. They're called suppressors. It's a suppressed weapon. Call of Duty is one of the main reasons why this is so very majorly misunderstood. Everything in CoD is "silenced." But that's a completely incorrect term. Suppressors go on a gun to make it a suppressed weapon.
I don't know what's weirder, the fact that Gabby and Nick boiled hotdogs in a kettle or that they videotaped it
Personally I prefer the idea that Gabby waits until Jake is just starting to sleep at night and then wakes him up with her Predator noise and he shits himself 🤣
How about the fact that they boiled hotdogs? Grilled or pan seared are better
I think we all need to start admitting that a lot of pepole have pee'd in those kettle's
@@samtaylor377 As a customer service rep., I can confirm that there are way more people who think it's funny to shit or piss in places they should not than God AND evolution should ever have allowed.
I still have it saved somewhere.
I just have this mental image of drunk Gabby and Nick staring at the kettle as they're making the hot dogs and giggling. It's such a very clear image and I'm afraid of it.
While filming it.
I attempted to do that and actually tried kettle boiled hotdogs… yeah never try it! It’s not nice
It's like two Cold War era spies meeting on a bench. The first one puts down a briefcase and says "The Hair is long on the Field" and the second folds their newspaper and replies "The Potatoes are ready to be cut."
that gives me "does the black moon howl" vibes
I get that Jake's German wasn't perfect, but come on, not only did they not STOP THE ARTILLERY hitting their own men but they kicked him for trying to alert them.
I mean how German is that? Killing hundreds of their own men, "stopp de artillerie" "Nein, you didn't pronounce it correctly!" 🤣
He was stood very still, so it was probably an AFK timer
@@Mr_Hoppykwinsthat gets you permard
stopping the artillery is punishable by death ! the pronounciation is not important.
It was a German server. You know how precise they have to be.
They banned him for not trusting the accuracy of his comrades, the arti was actually shooting an enemy that snuck into their trench XD
silencers just basically takes it from "ear drum damage" to "thats kinda loud"
Only gun that can be called "silenced" is the welrod.
Suppressors
@@cals4887yea but that’s a silencer with a trigger
"Alex.... Christmas...." I do not know why I found that so funny.
Big brain plays
I'd didn't think any of them were capable of such things
I would did not think
I think only Ellis would be capable
They're called "big brain plays" because they're typically performed by people whose brains are so big that they're being suffocated by their otherwise normal-sized skulls.
Not even Ellis king of whining
WPE has the same chaotic energy as the Salt Raiders and I'm all for it.
I see youre a man of culture aswell
I feel like there’s a massive overlap in their audiences right?
@@TR1CK Maybe, but it's more the groups' behaviours have striking similarities, such as Stan and Jake being complete idiots.
With a side of ZF.
This is going to be my first Christmas all by myself... Which sounds depressing, but it's also kind of what I wanted.
Much like Alex's Christmas card.
Merry Christmas!
have a friend who refuses to celebrate christmas, cus his only memory of it is his mother drinking harder then regularly
ThePhantomStinker
Christmas
From anonymous
So fun useless thing, I worked at a haunted house and on multiple occasions people thought I was an animatronic due to the weird sounds I can make. That bit with Gabby clicking reminded me of that lolzzz. One of the best "compliments" I got was someone asking "was that a person" and their friend responding "nah no way a human could do that shit." 😂😂
I’m gonna send a birthday card to my friends with just the word “birthday” now
i love that they give even less context for the silencer bit
I can tell you with absolute certainty that a "silenced" weapon doesn't make a quiet farting sound. You can definitely hear most silenced weapons in cqb.
Oh here we go
Well actually….
ActUAlly
You're one of the people that will give Ellis an aneurysm
Either the sound of bullet not going sub-sonic or just the gun clanking but never the sound of a soft fart
2:56 i like how nick was tryna figure if cath whistled once or twice.
I hate that you didn't include the mistaken spam call or Jake comparing himself with mister Darcey and Devler (i think) responded with a very clever joke.
If they do the spam call, it needs to be in a best rage compilation of 2022
@@WolfQueen64 They might release a rage compilation on Christmas day. That's what they did last year.
@@64BBernard it wouldn’t be worst premade ever without a rage compilation
Hey guys i just want to say i have been through shit this year and your videos do not hesitate to cheer me up in the lowest of the lows, I thank you guys for that. Also i hope Everyone reading this and everyone in the WPE crew has a blessed Christmas and a wonderful new years
Fun fact: In the farming simulator video, out of which the clip 0:17 is from, youtube tagged the game as red dead redemption in the description for some time, but it's correct now
2:40 Makes me laugh so damn hard lol
5:29 is the hardest I've laughed in a long time I just had to keep watching it over and over
OK 6:52 is pretty good too
4:08 lmao that's literally something my friend did when he was a kid, his parents didn't want to see him in the kitchen ever again
the funny part is I just imagined his mom boiling some water for a cup of tea, she pours it and a hotdog slides into her tea and my friend goes "oh so that's where the third one went"
THE MISSING HOT DOG!!
That's the WAY NICK LIKES HIS SLAGS 🤣🤣
I remember when I went on a school excursion and we had to bring a suitcase or camping bag with our clothes, since we would camp somewhere in a building. And one student actually brought a kettle from home and multiple cans of hotdogs witch he and some others all tried to boil before the teachers found out about it. The building we slept at smelled like hotdogs for 2 days straight.
love your videos. they make me laugh.
I am watching this since yesterday and i love the humor sooooooooo much.
Hey guys... boiled hotdogs In a kettle 😂😂
Well, actually, that last clip was what kicked in the "actually" meme
Alex is such a troll I love it
Those poor poor sods who had to stay in the room the following night hot dog smell isn’t an easy smell to get rid of but the hot dog water taste in the next cup of tea I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
I love how Jake gets banned for butchering German 🤣
"This is basically red dead now"
_flying horses_
Yeah exactly the same
I wonder this year's Christmas cards. I can't wait for the creativity. XD
7:27
First of all. What video was this one in
And second. Why does gabby growling remind me of my cat purring
I am never using a hotel kettle again 😂😂😂
WPE: genius plays only
The Christmas card bloody annihilated me. I thought I was about to die from laughter
I'm sick with flu so I needed this! 😂
I think someone finally remembered the password to the second channel lol
Good stuff as always, commenting for the algorithm 😁👍
8:50 That's just classics, now) Don't worry, I won't start a comment war about suppressors again XD
"WeLl aCtuALlY" 🥸
I love how they're three sides to Jake/Jonk:
•Bumbling Bootleg Mr. Bean
•actual somewhat capable
•posh British (I'm assuming here) person
As fun as this stuff is to watch it ain't half bloody disappointing when ya come off and remember you don't have a friend group like it.
did they stream the episode with the poolaroid mis-speak? cause id laugh so hard at seeing their reactions when Ellis said it XD
I love their farming simulator antics 😂😂😂
*checks my watch * it's not April 1st WAIT WPE HAS BRAINS?...so this is big brain tines or just average thinking from da big duum
Ok but, how crazy is it to get banned for trying to speak german, i find it crazy personally XD
mate what travelodge was that you boiled the hotdogs in the kettle at? i travel the country working and constantly stay in travelodge's , that happens more then you think
Does Ellis know silencers don't actually go pew pew
WELL AHCKTUALLY
My dad boils hotdogs for a quick snack when there's no food
0:44 Ah yes
Red Dead
boiling hot dogs in the kettle is simultaniously the worst and the best thing i have ever heard!!!
3:34
Oh crap how the hell do I launch a rocket again?
I love these videos they kill me laughing
Who ever put this compilation together *had* to know what they were doing adding in that last bit with the "silenced" weapons
Ellis will never know peace
How many precious metals would it take to silence the commenters?
@@NM-wd7kx Well, actually...
your guy make my day more lifefull
Not to rag on Ellis, but the only way to make guns that quiet is to combine suppressors with subsonic ammunition and to make sure that the suppressors are wetted with a material such as petroleum jelly or dielectric gel in order to obtain maximum noise reduction. It is not efficient and not without drawbacks. Wet suppressors don't stay wet for long, subsonic ammunition has an effective range of 100 meters (most combat takes place at an average of 400 meters), and even then the infected often take multiple rounds from high velocity ammunition to drop. Here's some things to mention: 1) presumably the four survivors are implied to be the last survivors left. Logistics. Subsonic ammunition is not ideal for security purposes and likely was not available. Secondly, going by your logic, why not equip the survivors with NVGs? No sense in using flashlights when NVGs won't wake the infected up. Wouldn't it make sense for the warden to use its admin powers to use light to draw the infected away from the paths of the survivors? Why not equip the survivors with crossbows?
And this is how the well, actually joke started.
yeah cause thats what i want all my tea to taste like hotdog water
Now, hear me out...
Air fried hotdogs
good video so far, verry funy
6:56 That wouldn't actually happen since your stomach enzymes would just break the paper down into nothingness
ACKHTUALLY
Yeah no, I got nothing for the silencer talk (everyone has already been there done that) I just wanted to do it lol.
Banned for bad German. Damn. Lol
What game were you guys playing here5:00
Don’t starve together
just reading the thumbnail- i can here the KUH in kettel like its an axe to the head
I think we need a gabby being gabby series just like the Cath series
Jonk is still smooth brain
Judging from this video alone, you would love Postal 2
I think I love Gabby
Ah, yeah, Ye old famous shark coochie boards)
A potato with long golden locks, but its a mullet
Those weapons 8:44 they are suppressed 😉
I know this is old but it would be such a deep cut if an editor used the Pew sound from the end in a newer video.
Yo, you should play some Red Dead Online, the game itself doesn't have too much stuff but having 5-6 People all hanging about getting drunk etc. Could make a really funny video
lol people think Kettle Hotdogs are weird, wait until you had Glowhead Engine Radiator Reservoir Hotdogs.
I hope you left a good tip for the housekeeper that had to clean that mess up or will got a complaint because of you.
Didn’t I already see this ages ago 🤔
i hope we get more WPE Extras?
5:26
pretty sure that counts as a food war crime
Still not seeing the "biggest brain" bit.
I was jokingly offered polaroid nudes from one of my managers in return for buying him Hitman 3 for his birthday.
Guys, wtf?) I'm gonna get used to so many videos from you! Thank you so much)
Charcuterie is dead. It's all about the snackle box now.
ThAt'S nOt hOw SurPreSSoRs wOrK!!!1!11!!!!
Well actuallyyyyyy
The conversation on SUPPRESSORS NOT SILENCERS actually irritated me. The only thing to come close to hollywood suppression is a 22LR with a very expensive suppressor. beyond that its like if someone was loudly talking with other pistol calibers using longer barrels like a carbine to burn more powder before it hits the can. then for rifles its more for reducing hearing damage and tinnitus than anything else
Potato hair am I right
They're not called Silencers, they're call Suppressors. They don't silence the gunshot sound, they reduce the noise.
For the record, you shouldn't boil hotdogs in a kettle. Or anything. It's not healthy for the kettle (what you boil varies in damage, for example soup is a TERRIBLE idea) and damages it over time.
Trust me, I googled the shite out of it (noodles, in my case). Much like your lungs and vapes/cigs/etc, a kettle should only be for its intended item.
Im actually malding at silenced weapons. They are SUPPRESSED!! not silenced for the reasons stated in the video
what it means to be a bit sussy
hows the herd
wpe is pew
use subsonic rounds and a suppressor would make it quieter but still loud
r/poolaroid exists.
36 seconds ago? damn
Yes, that Redd¡t page exists. :-P
Some of the most silenced weapons are subsonic with supressors. I've heard that you don't even need headphones to shoot .300 blackout subsonic supressed without becoming deaf because it's so quiet. Should be a video on youtube about someone shooting .300blk sub supressed
"Without becoming deaf" is a far cry from quiet. That's like saying you just tripped a little because you only fell out of the third floor window and not off the top of the empire state building.
@@ImInForAWuppin I'll try finding the video
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Honestly hate those fucking native language only servers in hell let loose but only because finding a server to join is already awful and the fact there are so many really limits your options if you don't speak the language. But also in cases like in the video also suck.
Also, they're not silenced weapons. Super super mega common misunderstanding that people don't seem to care about being right with.
You don't silence a weapon. You suppress it. They're called suppressors. It's a suppressed weapon. Call of Duty is one of the main reasons why this is so very majorly misunderstood. Everything in CoD is "silenced." But that's a completely incorrect term.
Suppressors go on a gun to make it a suppressed weapon.
Maxim would disagree