Alex has to be one of the most chaotic people I've seen. I get the feeling that, if given the chance, he would absolutely crash a spaceship into Earth just to see what happens. Edit: I don't normally do these but uuuhhh... wow, y'all really thought this comment was good? Anyway, to the person that implied Alex was an Alien that crashed here... that would explain so much.
@@ThePhantomStinker Maybe those were the first humans he encountered, originally thought that was how our species sounded, and stuck with it ever since.
I love how Jake and Nick both picked the same outfit while changing outfits they're clearly have the same mind just a horrible experiment gone wrong and they're separated but they still share it
5:57-6:19 That part was actually really wholesome, LOL! I wasn't expecting that, but I'm happy you guys were cheering Alex on since he'd been struggling with that vehicle so much prior to that moment.
I like how how everyone was giving Jake a hard time for putting 80 hours into the game when in real life that's a normal work week. I literally put in over 90 hours just last week on our farm
I can see how this is RDR. You're a gang with horses, you have the ultimate goal of being farmers but you just need more money. Unfortunately Dutch isn't here to help you
The Olympic Log Grabbing was fucking great. And when you wash your hands, first water, then soap, then wash, then rinse the soap off. Soap doesn't work without water being on your hands first.
I watch either in bed so I can fall asleep to Ellis' soothing ASMR moaning voice or on the privy so that when I piss myself laughing, it all goes where it's supposed to. I'm a sitter and a folder, to answer Goobs' question as well
Rinse, lather, scrub, dry. That is the best way to wash your hands. Wet your hands so the soap has something to bind to and it spreads across the entire surface of your hands, apply and rub the soap across your hands WITHOUT PUTTING MORE WATER, then scrub the soap off under the water, and dry fully including between your fingers. The drying is also part of the cleaning process, and you should dry every part of your hand just like how you would lather every part of your hand. The drying finishes pulling off any leftover grime that was knocked loose, but not flushed away with the water as well as pull off any leftover water that has pooled and collected grime.
I just wanna give a massive shoutout to the SovietWomble style editing for everyone's subtitles! Especially at the part where they are thanking Grethor for the tier 1 sub and asking if he's a stander/sitter, scruncher/folder! Also 10/10 for the dying seagull laugh, love you Ellis x!
Soon as the bathroom talk started all I could think was " you heathens". And immediately after that I couldn't stop laughing. Lord abovei lovewatching these beautiful nut jobs.
When it comes to washing your hands, I say it varies by the soap. If it's foaming soap, it goes on first, and you lather than rinse. Bit if it's the liquid soap you first wet your hands, squirter the soap, lather, then rinse
@sebastian michaelis Foaming soap doesn't stick to your hands as well if they are already wet. Whereas liquid soap is only effective if your hands are already wet, as you need to lather it up.
soap is an emulsifier, it helps break down oils on the skin so it can mix with the water and take the dirt and germs away, so it is water, then soap, rub for 20 seconds, then rinse with water. That is what they teach in nursing school
If your putting soap on dry hands your doing it wrong. Soap needs water to lather up properly and thus do its job properly. You wet your hands, then soap up. If you put soap on first you also just wash most of the soap straight off when you put em under the water. Also water then soap is the order they teach doctors and shit to do it in and if you ever do a first aid course. Soooooo im inclined to think the medical professionals know best lol
Everytime they goof around on the farm, I always have to wonder, out there is a starving town in need of resources, and their main suppliers are mounting forklifts and huffing grain
Gotta agree with Alex, and then Nick. Though, I'm a stander and a skrunker. I know the argument for sitting and wiping is that standing gets it all over your cheeks, but if it's really that bad, I'll just go take a shower right after.
This is at least a bit more effort that I have done back in Farming Simulator 19 which logging was so buggy and other things as well. I'm giving it a resting a 4 out of 10, and it looks like you are doing well so far and I can say the same for myself but I've been only been doing a solo for 47 in-game years and I've started on a survival mod map with mods, the smallest harvester, a small tractor, a small plow and cultivator, a 3mm. Seeder, a 3 mm. Roller, and start by having a very tiny feilds. Now I have two medium feilds, 4 tractors, the base game harvester that is the starting on the beginning of the new farmer mod, and a few more things that I have improved and upgraded
"This is exactly like Red Dead." *horse pings into the sky*
Yep, checks out.
That's a Skyrim move though.
Horse ascension
Clearly the only way to get to Tahiti
@@ahmataevo No, if it was skyrim, the horse would be doing 360 up a mountain.
Who would have thought that Jake has the mental capacity to put 80 hours into Farming Simulator to do research
I got 400 hours 80 ain’t nothing
@@redneckhybrid2964 yes, but we are talking about Jonk here.
@@ThePhantomStinker definitely most likely.
about the silo chest thing, dose that make socks a type of bra
He has more patience and mental capacity then me because I hate how little the training teaches you
The dying seagull got me so good.
I can't believe these guys playing farming sim makes the game the best thing on UA-cam
I really hope they do KSP2 once it gets launched and multiplayer added.
It's just them imo, they can make even the worst games entertaining to watch (not that farm sim is bad) 😂
Water, then soap, then water again. Dual task, it's the perfect one
This one gets it!
instruction unclear soap bottle stuck in ass
You're goddamn right.
Or the soap attachment on a hose and then just rinse your hands, takes one step out of the ecuation
Yes! Thats why i asked i was genuinely curious
I'm glad Jake has found a game that can focus his attention. Be proud of your eighty hours Jake, you got a farmers heart.
5:29 I guess the name was Pikku Porkkana (Finnish for little carrot) and Jake actually got it quite close.
And he got insulted by alex
If you haven't read the Babygulrot poem, you should.
Alex has to be one of the most chaotic people I've seen. I get the feeling that, if given the chance, he would absolutely crash a spaceship into Earth just to see what happens.
Edit: I don't normally do these but uuuhhh... wow, y'all really thought this comment was good? Anyway, to the person that implied Alex was an Alien that crashed here... that would explain so much.
How do you think he arrived?
oh totally.
@@ThePhantomStinker Maybe those were the first humans he encountered, originally thought that was how our species sounded, and stuck with it ever since.
That’s what happens om the WORST PREMADE EVER screen
@@neutral8517 *X-Files theme plays*
I love how Jake and Nick both picked the same outfit while changing outfits they're clearly have the same mind just a horrible experiment gone wrong and they're separated but they still share it
I like to think they did this several times. *both in real life and in game
Elis and Alex's expressions on 80 hrs of doing farm sim research is hilarious
Missed opportunity to play the Spongebob "You WHAT?!" because I'm pretty sure Ellis would have synced perfectly.
5:57-6:19 That part was actually really wholesome, LOL! I wasn't expecting that, but I'm happy you guys were cheering Alex on since he'd been struggling with that vehicle so much prior to that moment.
I like how how everyone was giving Jake a hard time for putting 80 hours into the game when in real life that's a normal work week. I literally put in over 90 hours just last week on our farm
Ive had fs19 for almost a year and i have over 600 hours clocked on fa
The Jonk/Gabby commentary is freaking mint!
Love how Red Dead Redemption is in the description instead of farming simulator
edit: not anymore
I don't see the problem 🤔
Didn't even notice that, noice.
I uh… I think they fix it?
nope
JONKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
I can see how this is RDR. You're a gang with horses, you have the ultimate goal of being farmers but you just need more money. Unfortunately Dutch isn't here to help you
The Olympic Log Grabbing was fucking great. And when you wash your hands, first water, then soap, then wash, then rinse the soap off. Soap doesn't work without water being on your hands first.
I watch either in bed so I can fall asleep to Ellis' soothing ASMR moaning voice or on the privy so that when I piss myself laughing, it all goes where it's supposed to. I'm a sitter and a folder, to answer Goobs' question as well
The thing about alex putting his leg up almost killed me i could not breathe
Great video, by the way Jonk, 80h into a simulation game is barely anything at all.
For them anything over 10 hours is seen as much for a sim
@@sinjull2256 don't forget it's Jake, so the fact he could stay focused long enough for even 10 is impressive
At 3:37 i thought he was talking about edf the French company for electricity "électricité de france" 😂😅
Rinse, lather, scrub, dry. That is the best way to wash your hands.
Wet your hands so the soap has something to bind to and it spreads across the entire surface of your hands, apply and rub the soap across your hands WITHOUT PUTTING MORE WATER, then scrub the soap off under the water, and dry fully including between your fingers. The drying is also part of the cleaning process, and you should dry every part of your hand just like how you would lather every part of your hand. The drying finishes pulling off any leftover grime that was knocked loose, but not flushed away with the water as well as pull off any leftover water that has pooled and collected grime.
Nick: "Hold on I gotta deposit my car for a horse"
*performs amazing stunt
My favorite UA-camrs mentioning my favorite game red dead couldn’t go better
I love how the game listed isn't FS but Read Dead 2
God knows what might happen if you actually played Red dead redemption
WPE is just that type of channel i watch while talking a shit. Something so relaxing.
Stander, sitter, scruncher, or folder?
i'm with alex, stand and fold, and raise the leg when having trouble, that's what a bathtub is for
I don't know yet what this refers to, but I'm scared to find out xD
Absolutely!
Yep exactly
Exactly! Though I keep having to buy new towels..
@@SkyCloudsStudios oh god...
30 seconds in and the first clip already gives me questions
They're posh hitman who use Jake as a scapegoat, what's not to understand?
7:39 can confirm.
Also, I crouch on the rim.
when Gabby and Nick went in the air with their horses. That was a "we'll use the power of friendship" moment
1:31 "I love in Red Dead when they had like alien technology in the wild west"
Yes! My favorite Farming Simulator~😆😆
Can't wait for the Charity stream~😆😆 It will be amazing.
The horses literally say peace I’m out and flew off
7:30 I’m literally on the toilet lmaoo
jonk has a good shout cast voice i want him to shout cast a evo event
7:21: Jake had to address his hairline at some point. I'm surprised it happened this soon.
There's never a dull moment watching your videos and I love it
"It's just farming Sim, I can eat banana bread while watching"
7:40
"Shit, nevermind"
And the moral of the story is don't eat while watching wpe
8:00 I suggest we get Alex and the gang a bidet. They obviously need it
I. Got in trouble watching this in class 😅
I tried to hold on my laughter, but...
It was just too funny 😂
"Farming Simulator but it's pretty much Red Dead Redemption" is a game that i would 100% buy
4:49 80 hours? Chump change compared to others.
Water then soap, otherwise you just wash some of the soap off without it doing anything, and it needs the water to properly lather up.
Oh you're not supposed to eat the soap, thank you for teaching us
That fucking flying car in the air killed me, omg...🤣🤣
Jonk embarrassed about putting 80 hours into farming sim for research
Me: laughs in 1,000+ hours in farming sim 19 😂
I just wanna give a massive shoutout to the SovietWomble style editing for everyone's subtitles! Especially at the part where they are thanking Grethor for the tier 1 sub and asking if he's a stander/sitter, scruncher/folder! Also 10/10 for the dying seagull laugh, love you Ellis x!
Broeback mountain be like
So, does Jake genuinely love Farming Sim, or is he hoping that WPE can play the game long enough to unlock everything without going bankrupt?
Omg those fields is a straight as a roundabout 🤣🤣🤣
Now I have to go play Farm Simulator to cleanse me of this Atrocity.
Alex describing the shit sink thing where he puts his leg up on the sink to wipe more effectively is and was me years ago 👍👌👍👌
What a great thing to wake up to.
7:30: Just waiting for the extras channel to have this conversation up, virtually unedited.
Oh god literally crying at how funny this is xD
I can’t watch these vids when I’m eating because I’d just end up choking from the laughter
they aCTUALlY made this game amazingly funny
Jesus Christ you guys are a riot, thanks so much again.
You are the first person who made me laugh in this game
Soon as the bathroom talk started all I could think was " you heathens". And immediately after that I couldn't stop laughing. Lord abovei lovewatching these beautiful nut jobs.
I’m with Alex. Stand, one foot up on the toilet seat and squat just a tiny bit. Really helps get the angle spot on.
“This is basically red dead”
*Immediately encounters a bug.
YEP it’s DEFINITELY red dead!
This is bringing back 2012 memories
5:50 I love how Gabby's voice actually sounded like every female sports commentator I've ever heard on TV😂
When it comes to washing your hands, I say it varies by the soap. If it's foaming soap, it goes on first, and you lather than rinse. Bit if it's the liquid soap you first wet your hands, squirter the soap, lather, then rinse
in every cases you need to to have wet hands because soap need water to be effective.
@sebastian michaelis Foaming soap doesn't stick to your hands as well if they are already wet. Whereas liquid soap is only effective if your hands are already wet, as you need to lather it up.
Watching your videos makes me laugh my ass off
WPE, after farming for less than 2 minutes: Nah f**k it. Horses
"I'm gonna deposit my car for a horse" -Nick
I keep rewinding to the 80 hr part because it's quite sad and funny
How the Hell do I find your videos so entertaining??????
Nick: I’m going to deposit my car for a horse.
*proceeds to turn his car into the flying car from harry potter*
Jake the Jaking Jonk and Gabby Crabby Patty are my favourite couple. :)
soap is an emulsifier, it helps break down oils on the skin so it can mix with the water and take the dirt and germs away, so it is water, then soap, rub for 20 seconds, then rinse with water. That is what they teach in nursing school
It would be fun to see you guys play red dead redemption 2 because of how much you can troll each other.
7:44 stander, definitely me.
If your putting soap on dry hands your doing it wrong. Soap needs water to lather up properly and thus do its job properly. You wet your hands, then soap up.
If you put soap on first you also just wash most of the soap straight off when you put em under the water.
Also water then soap is the order they teach doctors and shit to do it in and if you ever do a first aid course. Soooooo im inclined to think the medical professionals know best lol
Because f$ck everything in that general direction
Everytime they goof around on the farm, I always have to wonder, out there is a starving town in need of resources, and their main suppliers are mounting forklifts and huffing grain
Jonks precious farming club.
So here's the real knowledge bomb - wet one hand, pump soap into it, and then lather both.
Enjoyable Content. Well Done !
"Oh maybe eating while watching WPE is a great idea"
8:03 *
💀
Water->soap->scrub->rinse->dry hands on pants or air dry
80 hours aint bad... ive got closer to 3600 hours in FS19 and a tiny 600 in FS22 😂
Not just RDR, but also Rocket League and a little bit of Skyrim.
And also
Water in the soap for foamy feeling in the hands.
Gotta agree with Alex, and then Nick. Though, I'm a stander and a skrunker. I know the argument for sitting and wiping is that standing gets it all over your cheeks, but if it's really that bad, I'll just go take a shower right after.
funny how today is rdr2's anniversary rn & you post this
More like "Red Dead DAMNATION", cause this crew has no "redeeming" cualities XD
7:38 well God damn, that's exactly where I am
i found you guy channel this years after youtube algorithm
In what stream did they talk about being a stander, sitter, folder etc? I need that link
As life goes on, I relate more and more to Alex
I can genuinely see you guys playing Satisfactory...and totally screwing it up.
even youtube thought it was red dead redemption XD
Apparently me and Alex wipe the same way. Standing there, leg mounted on something, digging in the crack to get the deepest areas
I just sat down on the toilet at the same moment in the video as people take shits to the video
WAIT! I thought my group were the only ones that had arguments about standing or sitting shitting?! Mind blown.
This is at least a bit more effort that I have done back in Farming Simulator 19 which logging was so buggy and other things as well. I'm giving it a resting a 4 out of 10, and it looks like you are doing well so far and I can say the same for myself but I've been only been doing a solo for 47 in-game years and I've started on a survival mod map with mods, the smallest harvester, a small tractor, a small plow and cultivator, a 3mm. Seeder, a 3 mm. Roller, and start by having a very tiny feilds. Now I have two medium feilds, 4 tractors, the base game harvester that is the starting on the beginning of the new farmer mod, and a few more things that I have improved and upgraded
Man that bit broke me!
The irony of watching this video while taking a shit.