I'm reminded of the mythbusters episode about playing music at plants to see if they grow better. One of the variables was in place of music, they yelled and physically abused the plants.
My parents are Canadian and from New Zealand fuck it’s the funniest thing when they get “angry” at each other, one side is innocent sounding while the other is just saying profanity I would never have dreamed off haha
Why is it, that in all of the WPE group, Gabby and Alex are the most cursed one's? Alex and his random moments of weirdness and Gabby with her wild stories that make any of my craziest ones look like a children's book.
when WPE started the farming simulator series i half expected it to devolve into ellis giving random facts about cereal crops and cath playing with sheep, was half right but still wasn't expecting jonk to lewd constantly with tractors
If gabby was the Mother Mary would her son be named "Wheezus Christ?" I'm going to tell this joke over and over till Jake or anyone tell this to gabby and make her wheeze
True friendship is being able to go from angry yelling to laughing with each other to angry yelling again and ending the argument with a joke that calms everyone down, all in 60 seconds
I like how Cath having Sheep AND being Welsh wasn’t a joke made in the first video. WPE Farming Sim, the only thing there farming is extra Chromosomes and Demonetizations on Twitch lol
So glad I didn't watch this while making mac n cheese in the kitchen, just to have my mum show up right near the end of the video, leading to a really awful conversation where I have to explain why I'm watching grown adults moaning while playing a farming game
only the wpe crew can manage to turn a supposedly relaxing game, literally just farming, into something that turns gabby into a scottish person in a night out with the boys and driving ellis to the wall
8:00 ish I like how the relaxing seagulls by the beach subtitle looked like it was flapping wings. They must spend days on all these subtitles. Amazing!
So...sometimes, I hear a joke and I'm not immediately sure whether or not it's funny. My brain seems to take such opportunities to spin the wheel of absurdity to determine if I laugh and "they dock the sheep"/"what like a boat?" hit some kind of jackpot, so thanks for that
Our Promise: Every Seed has been emptied into the dirty soil with great excitement. Every Harvest comes with a great surge of activity, followed by great satisfaction. Every Animal has been given great love and attention up until the moment it dies, and despite the rumours, not a moment longer.
Welcome to wpe Farm. Where our promise is each and every single crop has been abused and cursed at 😂
God teir comment
Our secret method for harvesting the crops is by having [REDACTED] with them.
@@thakittycat6998 lmaoo 😂😂
I spent my life on a farm. That's just every farm.
I'm reminded of the mythbusters episode about playing music at plants to see if they grow better. One of the variables was in place of music, they yelled and physically abused the plants.
I love how gabby becomes extra Scottish when she's upset 😂😂😂
that's what happens when you're angry you lean into your accent more
My parents are Canadian and from New Zealand fuck it’s the funniest thing when they get “angry” at each other, one side is innocent sounding while the other is just saying profanity I would never have dreamed off haha
I miss it
@@Troglodude05 I assume the kiwi’s the one swearing?
Only a matter of time before she starts speaking Gaelic
2:57 When you make such a good point that even Gordon Ramsay would be like "Oh yeah, fair point."
Ah yes.
Welcome to "How many farming related innuendos can we shove into an episode without getting banned" what a great episode.
"shove into"…
@ that one wasn't intentional, lmao
lmaoo literally
@@Bootysmoothie no one asked for your life story sheesh 🙄
Why is it, that in all of the WPE group, Gabby and Alex are the most cursed one's?
Alex and his random moments of weirdness and Gabby with her wild stories that make any of my craziest ones look like a children's book.
Case in point: 5:30
And Alex the most trolling one.
To be fair, some children books also are cursed fever dreams at times
@@thedeadrazor6186 I'm from Germany.
That should suffice to describe the horrors I've experienced
Gabby's seagull laugh text flappying past had me on the floor XD
Same ! 🤣😂
When Gabby faught back, every ounce of Scottish in her blood just came out
hehe came......giggity
@@Seeker-qq2ciyou are definitely a WPE fan
Damn straight@@ADHDCoffeedrinker
Fought*
2:28 I don't think I've heard Gabby's accent hit that level before. Also it's like the battle of titans when Ellis and Gabby argue 🤣
Good think they aren't married
when WPE started the farming simulator series i half expected it to devolve into ellis giving random facts about cereal crops and cath playing with sheep, was half right but still wasn't expecting jonk to lewd constantly with tractors
The Jonk guarantee: leaving you unsatisfied but not really wanting more
7:43 Guys, I think Jake finally snapped. That's it WPE has turned into a psych ward!
He is the next Joker...... this is the origin story
Should we call the police then?
@@ForestRaptorThe Jonker
Ellis is literally my grandfather, he was a farmer and he yells at everyone and calls them incompetent but he’s also really funny
R.I.P Grandpa
Did he love lawn sports
I love how Gabby's Scottish gets more intense as she gets more and more angry.
It's like the hulk but instead the strength boost gets replaced by Scottish yelling.
@@leunam3004isn't that just the same thing 😂
This evaporated my stress like a godsdamn hydrogen bomb.
THIS! ALWAYS! seriously this channel never fails to calm me down
That's sublimation bud.
@@rjcoady21 🤓
You can’t evaporate a solid you bumpkin
"I love lawn sports" Ellis 2022
That killed me 😂
I mean, he's got a point, as usual.
7:38 I know the exact face Jake is making while doing that laugh, one of my favorite laughs to do.
2:30 that is the strongest Scottish accent I’ve ever heard from Gabby🤣🤣
"Does Jake look like a farmer?"
Me: Jake from State _Farm_
If gabby was the Mother Mary would her son be named "Wheezus Christ?"
I'm going to tell this joke over and over till Jake or anyone tell this to gabby and make her wheeze
its been made in phasmophobia vids
@@iceylavanuffsaid4997 oh that was "Lu-wheeze" this is almost the same but slightly different
@@Z-plus12312 nah alex got jumpscared and said wheezus christ, its a diff vid
@@iceylavanuffsaid4997 oh man.
8:00 jonk: reject modernity become raptor
Can’t wait for Ellis precious lawn sports club 🚜
That could be the name for their new merch.
If you makes Ellis's line when he says, "I love lawn sports" into a shirt I will buy it. That's hilarious
Whomever does the captions on these videos, bless you. Especially that "relaxing seagulls at the beach" bit at (8:15). XD
10:27 sometimes I am so happy I have headphones
3:50, that floating wood though
Ok, I just heard Jake's 'pity laugh'. I thought I heard the worst sound he can make, clearly a horribly wrong assumption.
DOCTOR SHEEEEEEP 🐏🦖
4:23 "why are you coming up my arse" - Gabby 2022
Gabby: Angry
Also Gabby: *Violent Scottish noises*
3:45 she also opened herself up for [REDACTED].
"I'm going to harvest" is the weirdest thing I have heard all day
Love how the bot reply you got had the wrong channel logo
Not the "rub my tip daddy yeah"
0:05 already *GREAT*
I was fully expecting the 'docking sheep' joke to go an entirely different direction lol
Oh just 'cause Gabby's Welsh /lh
@@victoriaasenjo524Cath
Gabby is Scottish
@@zockingtroller7788 Ok thanks
I can’t help but to go “Oh No” with a large smile when seeing a WPE Video
That's Oh Noooh to you buddy.
The amount of *redacted' jokes are surprinsingly high in this episode...and I don't complain xD
This is like watching Clarkson’s Farm with more chaos
A better version of Clarkson's Farm then.
Noticeably less guns though
2:28 never in my life have I ever expected gabby to get that mad, like I can feel the rage as if she were in the room with me🤣
I can see Ellis working on a farm. Walking the hills with a sheep dog whistling like a banshee.
True friendship is being able to go from angry yelling to laughing with each other to angry yelling again and ending the argument with a joke that calms everyone down, all in 60 seconds
9:26 best moment easily
7:48 anyone else think jake sounded like the ghost in the polar express movie laughing
8:15 the seagull text is brilliant
3:09 gabby attempts roblox drink of bloxy cola
I like how Cath having Sheep AND being Welsh wasn’t a joke made in the first video. WPE Farming Sim, the only thing there farming is extra Chromosomes and Demonetizations on Twitch lol
9:48 the fact I understand what SirNigelGearsley is referring too, that one famous British LNER cheif mechanic, Sir Nigel Greasly
Honestly knowing WPE i dont think they ever know what they're doing with any game
Jake souding like the Joker there! "Do you know how I got these scars?" "FARMING EQUIPMENT!"
0:33 Truckloader doing pull-ups
Nick is doing a F-in FANTASTIC job editing
7:03 if you're comparing potato hair with Jake, I think he's more like a skinned potato.
"Im at 100%
Ok im at 4, once again you left me."
Lmao
So glad I didn't watch this while making mac n cheese in the kitchen, just to have my mum show up right near the end of the video, leading to a really awful conversation where I have to explain why I'm watching grown adults moaning while playing a farming game
I love how this clip perfectly summarizes the whole squads personality, and in so summarizes the whole channel.
I regret watching this at midnight because i nearly woke up the whole house from laughing.
Anyways, this is now my favourite video ever lmaooo
only the wpe crew can manage to turn a supposedly relaxing game, literally just farming, into something that turns gabby into a scottish person in a night out with the boys and driving ellis to the wall
"Just because I'm Welsh?!" Got me ahahahaha
Gabby shouting in angry (almost) extremely thick Scottish accents terrify and facinate me.
6:35 That came out very wrong, but I’m not complaining 😂
No idea what happened at the end but it was FLUFFING hilarious
0:59 Oh I love how clearly monged Jake is 😂
damn ellis yelled so hard 4:53
I love how scottish angry Gabby is lmao
There are times where I relish living alone. Watching WPE videos makes up a majority of those.
Loved watching you guys play this. Every now and then i look up the playlist in the archive to revisit the streams
Gabby going full scottish as she becomes more upset is just fucking gold.
I got Covid this week and binging your stuff got me through it, thanks y’all
Ruthless episode. Bloody ruthless! I think Jonk might need some ointment after these burns.
2:45 OHH COMMANDERRRR ahahaha
5:50 wow an affair? Cath was being quite reasonable then.
Watching this whole video with the knowledge that Ellis' mom is sitting directly across from him makes it 1000x more funny.
8:00 ish I like how the relaxing seagulls by the beach subtitle looked like it was flapping wings. They must spend days on all these subtitles. Amazing!
SovietWomble takes months to years to edit a video using a similar format
Jeremy Clarkson is a much better farmer than WPE.
And that is terrifying.
Never thought I'd hear that sentence
1:33 Gabby done Cathed
So...sometimes, I hear a joke and I'm not immediately sure whether or not it's funny. My brain seems to take such opportunities to spin the wheel of absurdity to determine if I laugh and "they dock the sheep"/"what like a boat?" hit some kind of jackpot, so thanks for that
I don't know how and I don't know why but I know that 4:11 sounds really cursed without context of that they're playing a Farming Sim.
3:55 Yep..... that earns a like.
There arent many people that can make this game hilarious, but these guys nail it.
Gabby’s laugh is serotonin to me lmao
3:08 The callback to one of the older R6S videos, when Alex cracks open a cold one, and loudly slurps!
I love how WPE find the way to imperceptibly place a "Like&Subscribe Idiots" in every video
Our Promise:
Every Seed has been emptied into the dirty soil with great excitement.
Every Harvest comes with a great surge of activity, followed by great satisfaction.
Every Animal has been given great love and attention up until the moment it dies, and despite the rumours, not a moment longer.
Need to get your farm maintained? Call the cocking commander! "As incompetent as ever!" -Alex
10:00 Gary, Gary Barlow 🎶
Absolutely exquisite representation of what farm life can truly be.
Ellis in this series is straight up Benson from regular show with the amount of screaming and disappointment that happens
>gets angry at others for incompetence
>interferes with legit work to prep fields
Ellis, your right to complain is revoked.
I loved the first one im so glad theres a part 2 thanks!
Watched this while high and had the best time
I love how Gabby goes full Scottish when she's angry 🤣
1:50 FROM THE TOP ROPE
WPE continues to prove that you can't have a comedic group without at least 1 guy being the serious one.
“ *I pick up seed and I put seed down!* “- gabby
I just love everyone of these videos. Keep up the good work team!
this is the one channel that can make me laugh til i need to stop whatever i was doing to catch my breath
5:27 lmao
I like how Ellis was like ‘I’ve got arms of steel’ when his character wasn’t even using his arms.
we have confirmation
Ellis is a grumpy old man in a [INSERT WHATEVER STAGE OF LIFE ELLIS IS IN] body
Alternate video title:
Not-So-Subtle Innuendos: A Farming Simulator "Pilot"
Jake isn’t a potato, he’s an oinoin XD
“ 50 Seeds Of Grain “
“ Soft Tractor Moaning Sounds “ 💀😂😂😂
Lmao, this type of content makes being sick in bed still enjoyable! Keep this up ;)