Penguins Death Diving! Ozzy Man Reviews
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- Here's me commentary on that mint footage from National Geographic, as part of a penguin doco coming in 2025 they reckon. Source: tinyurl.com/5t2vcjm5
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Ozzy Man EST. April, 2014. - Комедії
In Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
Facts😮
Finally the question to Life. How many penguins must each Maltese fight?
Ah, but that's only if all 21 million penguins arrive at once. I'm not sure they'd be able to charter enough flights for that to happen.
That is the most random fact I have ever heard of. I will now claim it as my own!!!!
@@malcolmjcullen Haven't you been paying attention... they can fly now, Ozzy said so.
The queue for that ride is ridiculous
Atleast there's no height limit!
Yelow snow proves it😂
LOL 😂
Reminds me of one of those coin pusher games …..
Still less than Disneyland though.
National Geographic should totally hire Ozzyman to narrate all their penguin documentaries from now on! 🐧
We ne need a collab with Ozzy Man and Sir David Attenborough on a nature video.
an Ozzyman Freeman collab would win an emmy for best narrator duo
His voice-overs for animal clips are great. For the past few years I saw many comments from people saying that they (i.e. his voice-overs) brightened their days. Today is my turn to say it. I had a very tough exam today which was so exhausting it left me completely drained of energy and unable to express any emotion. Until I saw and heard this :) I laughed out loud. Thank you very much Ozzy Man!
I would subscribe to ozzyman geographic, he could put content on nebula like zefrank and his "true facts" series.
@@daemenoth Ze Frank and Ozzyman colab would be awesome!
"dinosaur feet and fluffy tum-tums" ❤️
They are dinosaurs (all birds are), so of course they have dinosaur feet.
Some of those guys weren't ready. They just accidentally slipped and fell lol
nah they fell in style lol
Like, “Don’t push! You guys, stop crowding! It’s too far! We can’t go this …ahhhh!” 😂. The others, “Let me see! Did he fall? Let me see. How far did he fall? …ahhhh.”
welcome to adulthood
It's hilarious how they all walk to the cliff, they know what they're there for, they know what is about to happen, yet they just try to chicken out lol
Looks more like a little pushy-push or a bit of argy-bargy sent some of those penguins over the edge.
penguins in midair: “this somehow feels familiar. but i’m missing something.”
Water! 😀
NOuuuurr hahahahahaha
Kowalski! Analysis
Of course penguins can fly. The one caveat is that they can only fly straight down.
😂
Except when flying through water of course.
Falling is just a form of flying...
Still counts ❤
It's falling with style
So cute when they do the splashy splash after the flappy flap !!!
I'm sure 1 also did a spready to the gods but who knows lol
Bro that 2nd penguin landed right on his tummy, that must've been painful 😂
A few of them did 😂
they have a pillow of feathers.. they'll be fine
I think all that fluff works as a cushion
Belly flop 🤢
I swear I heard one singing.."Gary, Gary, Gary... the baby penguin!!"🎶🐧
And his friend in the background like "dude, just 'cause emus are also a flightless bird doesn't mean you can steal his bit."
I recently saw a video where: A hawk, swoops down and catches a cute little bunny in the weeds.
Then...a deer pops into frame, goes over and knocks the hawk off with his hoof and the bunny escapes!
But then....the deer keeps stomping on the hawk....over and over until you realize that the hawk is most surely dead.
Then another dear comes over and kind of tells the first deer: It's over dude. And they scamper off.
All I could think of was: Damn, I wish Ozzyman was doing the voice over for this!
I saw that & thought the EXACT same thing!
Saw it too...
In the comments someone said that when the rabbit screams it soulds like a baby deer, which is why the Doe came running with the urge to kill.
Ohhhh, I hadn't thought of that! @@GregMoress
Sir David Attenborough has nothing over Ozzy Man! His narrations are legendary. No way Sir David would ever make it to Destination fucked! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
@@GregMoressrabbits don’t scream. Or any vocal sound at all.
Twist: They’re being frightened over the edge from all the drone cameras that have them cornered and surrounded.
That is not below Nat Geo... just ask the lemmings.
@@garyblack8717 I thought that was Disney?
My question indeed!
Buzz would say Falling with style. 😊
you mean Woody right?
@KevHCloud Woody started it, Buzz finally admitted it at the end.
@@2acritter4life been quite some time since I watched so don't recall it but I'd still say it's a Woody line lol
All Hail the Claw!! 😂😂
I would definitely trip over my own feet and end up belly flopping the water sending myself to destination f*cked
🤣🤣🤣
That's what the penguins did and it worked out alright.
@Bierstadt54 yeah but they don't weigh in excess of 15 stone 🥲
Second one definitely belly flopped
They may be penguins, but they identify as eagles.
"the splash bit was yelled underwater"
only Ozzy Man would specify that, 10/10 voiceover content
Destination cold plunge
They are a bunch of little Joe Roguins.
"Who's the Emperor?" "I'm the Emperor!" 😂 How does he come up with these? This clip is a masterpiece
I am sure there is one Orca looking from a distance, rubbing its fins, and going 'heheheheehe'
Yep and inbetween the Penguin and Orca is Great White Shark 👍
At least they waited until filming was complete, or this would have a completely different title.
And leopard seals.
Noble little soldiers. That Penquin shuffle can be seen daily on the London Tube during the rush hour.
I don't care how much fluff you have, a 75' belly flop has to hurt like a bugger!!
I love that the intro and outro have stayed the same, NEVER change them. They are perfect. Classic, recognizable, beautiful.
Wtf im just amzed lmao, penguins got massive balls ive found out!! 😂
For SURE 😅
Wait so that scene in Happy Feet with them all being like "who's gonna jump first" was ACCURATE? It's like they're all queued up to go lol.
Man love penguins so much. Second favorite ocean animal after Orcas.
Didn't think it was a documentary, eh?
Yeah, Happy Feet was surpisingly accurate for a kids movie. Penguins using pebbles as gifts, petrels and sea leopards hunting penguins, adelis being feisty and fearless despite their size, even orcas playing with their prey like giant cats, it's all real.
@@Serpillardso I guess this behavior was known but not filmed until now?
@@mullaoslo, apparently. It's incredible footage!
That Limp Bizkit line came around so perfect.
You had me at Stannis Baratheon.
The first Penguin who jumped is the Boss! What a cool dude!
Meanwhile Orca is waiting with its mouth open for an easy meal
Thank you for continuously giving us humor when we need it.
That's not flying, that's falling with style 😅
I was half expecting the Ozzy Man Shops ad at the end to have a “Penguins can fly” shirt with a cartoon penguin flapping his wings 😂
I think if I fell off a cliff I might do a little flappy flaps too but I wouldn't call it flying
“Im hydrodynamic. That means im designed to be sleek and move quickly through the water. That should make me an expert diver as well.”
BELLYFLOP!!!!! 😎
Whenever I see this kind of penguin footage, I always think of Opus The Penguin and "A Wish for Wings that Work."
The play-by-play is spot on and the Limp Bizkit made it even better
Ozzy man penguin: "to penguin infinity and beyond!"
Me: "ah crap. I need a new phone. I just spat water all over it"
Ozzy man taught these penguins how to fly
*_DESTINATION PLUCKED_*
Hahaha viola! Thanks man . I wish penguins could whistle.
- Aussy Man, you have STRONG Baluga Whale , And; *Jack Black* energy. I appreciate this forum. Om. God bless 🙂 . .
Enjoy Emperor penguins while they last, they lost most of their hatching ground with the melting floating ice, there's been a massive drop in successful chicks this year. They really should learn how to fly again.
You're almost there, with your perception of reality.Just missed the contempt tho, for this video and the trove of likes it got. Enjoy what tho? Enjoy them falling? Their first dive being a painful bellyflop?
The BBC did an April Fools video "Penguins Take Flight".
The synchronised diving at 01:46 was straight 10’s.
Oye! That's not flying, that's falling with style!
I was waiting for a Leopard Seal to just breach the surface. Idk why but my mind did... 😂
This was actually very therapeutic 🤣
Dissappointed Ozzyman didn't voice AT LEAST ONE penguin asking "how are we going to get back up?"
Love the Limp Bizkit reference! 😂
that limp bizkit reference 😂😂
Ozzie man this is your finest work ever. 👏 Had me laughing out loud. Bravo sir, bravo.
“That’s not flying... that’s just falling, with style”
Penguins are my favourite ❤ also dont be telling the cassowary ones that flightless birds are learning to fly!
Every time I ever cliff jumped cursing came from my mouth just like this! 🤣🤣🤣
This is a riot. Thank you!
🐧 _"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" *SPLOOOOSH!!!!"* 😄
The _real_ question is, HTF do they get back on land, or ice, or whatever? Is there a ladder somewhere? Is it a rope ladder? I don't think penguins do ladders, do they?
Do their parents get cross with them? Are they like _"We told you to stay away from that cliff, just because your mate, Pingu jumped off a cliff, it doesn't mean you should, does it?!"_ 🤔
Ah, one little video, so many questions.
@@chuckles9767 Are you sure, I mean, I didn't see it signposted on any buoys or anything? 🤨
😄
@@chuckles9767That'll be a LOT of waddling on those tiny dinosaur feet just because of a spur of the moment dive!
To penguin infinity and beyond sounds like something a penguin would say if it'd talk.
As always, loving your work Ozzy Man. I would like yo point out that Penguins do legitimately fly, just under water. They do not swim, they fly.
I like what Woody said; "that's not flying!! It's falling with style!!!"
Poor penguins. Broken ribs all over the place.
I literally just got done watching this full scene on National Geographic! 🤣
Amusing how their instinct to flap their wings kicks in... perhaps, somewhere in the past, their ancestors actually could fly??
This reminded me of that scene from 300:
"They look thirsty"
"Then let's give them something to drink!"
This is one of the most entertaining and real video I have seen in my life (till now)
They always toss the first fella in as a test to make sure there's no leopard seals waiting in the water. Bit of a wanker move but that's how they roll. So if you're too far from the cliff your mates might hog all the good fish but if you're too close you might be the tribe sacrifice
Once they all get down, there's that one penguin asking how they'll get back up. Annoys the others that he waited until it was too late to ask that.
That first penguin to jump had some steel balls...
Ozzyman makes any national geographic documentary so much better with his commentary
Thanks Ozzy Man, that' made me Laugh, I needed a giggle x
If you look closely you will see these penguins were literally shit scared. 😂 Yellow yellow everywhere.
oh I needed this today! Thanks Mate
woot..they flew.. ..eat that emu..
"Flying? This isn't flying....this is falling...with style."
That’s not flying! That’s falling With Style!
Ozzy.
As usual.
Thank you for putting a huge smile on my face...
I love how everyone just wanted after the first one jumped to see if he survived.
It's the sound-effects that do it. I should be making dinner but I have to watch that again. Penguins Assemble!
Imagine an actual big budget, Nat Geo doco hit the screen and THIS was the narration. Brilliant.
"Gunter, give them a shove" ~ Penguins of Madagascar
ROFL this reminds me of WKRP in Cincinnati…”As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly!”
Now I got the movie Happy Feet flashing through my mind...That movie is a part of my childhood 😂
This is hilarious! Love it!
It was like a penguin "Birdman Rally".
Need more video on the flying penguins, that was awesome!
Amazing voiceover as usual , Ozzy man you are the best at this 👌
Ozzy Man still delivers!
All of them at the ledge about to jump made me think of Andor. "One way out!"
Penguins have the best belly/back flop competitions
A lot of belly-flopping going on and landing on their backs have to hurt.
“That’s not flying, that’s just falling with style.”
- Woody
Probably one of the funniest narrations you’ve ever done. 😂😂😂
2:19 you can see all the big fatty penguins at the back pushing the small ones forward....
Can you imagine the Orca under the surface rubbing a knife and fork together
Ozzy man voiceover for penguins is just meant to be. period😂
Woody: that's not flying, that's falling with grace.
I'd be a troll penguin in the crowd just walking forward
If that counts as flying then me falling off a ladder and fucking my ankle up counts too. I did silly arms as I fell.
You are a one-man riot... Please never stop making these
Meanwhile a ravenous slasher-smiling leopard seal is lurking nearby looking like a demon in water.
2:58….flying…no-ooh…as Buzz Lightyear said…they are ‘falling with style..’
"That's not flying! That's falling with style" - woody
The ones at the front literally pissing themselves with fear
I always admire Penguins life.. they're going through all the hardships we can't imagine Ma'sha'Allah ❤ from 🇧🇩
'dinosaur feet and fluffy tum tums' 😂😂😂😂
They had zero grace on those falls 😆