Ozzy Man Reviews: Ninja Wins
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
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1. Beer-gut ninja: • This Chinese Fat Guy W...
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That first guy’s daily schedule:
8 am - 5 pm : Martial arts training
5 pm - 1 am : beer and chicken wings at the pub
Kevin Berger balance is key
@@frightbat208 perfectly balanced, as everything should be
Damn..not even thanos can balance that perfectly.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont forget 2 am - 8 am: More flips
Dude that first guy was Kung-Fu Panda in human form!
The ending of that original clip was hilarious.
@@alexalejandrodeluna I am still laughin
Thats what i thought too 😂
Damn I just typed basically the same thing and then scrolled down and saw this 3 comments down. Time to delete my comment 😂
@@Adzmataz Lol! Great minds! Well your great mind and my dumbassery ;)
" A beer gut that's taken years to cultivate" LMAO
Kung fu panda cannot do backflips!..i was almost impressed 🥴
Years of fermenting.
"He's relatable!"
Think of the strict discipline it took.
@@jaysongalicia292 Well we dont know if this guy can. He only did flip forward
That fat guy is legit. His stances were so deep and he had great form.
That's what I think.
Kung Fu Panda in real life
Your dad has great form.
That is thee great CHOW YUN FAT . .
I'm no martial arts but he sure did look stout!
1st dude maxed out in agility and endurance at the same time.
Thats E. Honda lol
It's easy to do spins when your baricenter is so inevitably centred all the time.
It's the gravity well equivalent of a mini blackhole. Steeeep.
Gintama is the best
Melting stomach 😆
@@Scarletraven87 I feel dumb reading your comment
Ninja Corgi's got better reflexes than most of us though, let's be real.
Yeah...I know my place. Superman - Thor - Thanos - Hulk - Spiderman (probably) - Green Lantern - Corgi - Me.
I thought ninja corgi was the first guy in the video
The ninja Shiba Inu
Wonder if the Queens Corgi’s are secret Ninjas in their spare time?
True, i would only suggest a badass stance pose where his belly doesnt almost touch the ground
"Bringing a fine arts degree to a knife fight."
🤣🤣🤣
The Untouchables. Sean Connery.
Yes!! I deleted my comment because I found this 😂 . So damn funny!!
Okay, that is EPIC with that guy doing the "waterbending" lol. He had the stances and motions down so well, and the timing was damn perfect! 10/10 mate!!
Agreed! Lesson learned - they don't need special effects for the live action tv show. Just have this guy train the actors
Wait, no, he’s an actual water bender. He’s not taking advantage of inclement weather.
That Sheila didn’t even text me but I’m texting her back in a timely manner.
I don't know who she is, or her number, I'm just texting random women in hopes that she gets the message and doesn't disembowel me.
Huh... I'm gonna kill myself before she kills me. No Shiela can get the better off me. 😏
huh
Love the name bruh
egg fooyungface love yours too dude
1st guy has pre-installed additional quite impenetrable armor on his front protecting his testicle.
I'm also from the Philippines and I'm a Fart Bender.
Just the one testicle?
Emperium Ozone which I’m sure he hasn’t seen in years
Even if its protecting its of no use 😂
Mortal Kombat: Bo Rai Cho beginnings
Holy Balls the one legged kid is absolutely awesome !!!!!
Kind of puts things into perspective a bit there.
One legged Ninja you uncultured racist!👀
3:04" M Night Shymelmanama...lambs" Close enough mate.
I've been trying to find a comment about that. I was about to make the comment myself, but then you appeared, hero.
Lmao
@@papihuwan3358 yes that was heroic of him to comment that
I'd watch the Ninja Corgi & Fat Guts man movie.
😂😭
Is no one gonna really mention the one-legged dude? Absolute Legend
The dude doing Capoeira is indeed an absolute legend, much respect. But doesn't that mean we should call him an absolute end?
[Disclaimer: that joke was not meant to cause offence to people with an amputation. But if you are offended, feel free to let it out, because it's the internet...]
Looked drunk to me, the guy was legless.
Dude had a leg up in that fight.
@@djn48 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has been very busy as various ass-kicking contests
First guy: "power move"
Me: Uncle Iroh?
What do I have to with anything?
Iroh was a beast
YES
"It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it becomes rigid and stale"
-Uncle Iroh
-Uncle Iroh: "The secret ingredient...is love."
0:48 this dude proves that you only need one "Leg" to write a Legend
Underrated comment
👏👏👏👏
@Makchu Cook he only missing one leg, and guess how many leg in legend? One
if you ahve two its leglegend
that one-legged kid doing capoeira is super impressive
js sin He was so inspiring. All these people were honestly.
Agreed!
Leggy Gordo
@@PrezPoet family?
Agreed, that was badass.
The first guy looks like kung fu panda
Yes sir, I knew he reminded me of a character but didn’t recall the character until seeing this.
bob from tekken
@@tenzintsenpey5274 hahahah
E-Honda in the flesh !
Someone book him for the live action Disney stage show.
It would make a shit-ton of money from the furries alone.
2:18 *The most amazing human feat I have ever seen!*
Trampolines are a hell of an invention, huh?
It takes real GUTS to do what the first guy does.
Good one!
Ta dum tsk!
It would be difficult to take that round beer-gut fella seriously. He'd kick my ass while I was laughin'.
He's like the drunk fighter from mortal combat. Lol
@@Skilful_basics8 Yup!
😂
@@Skilful_basics8 Bo rai cho
Im not just a fat panda I’m theee fat panda.
That aerial kick at 2:16 was just too impressive.
I texted that Sheila because you told me to. Now I’m on her freakin radar. You need to fix this.
Did you do so in a timely manner?
Who is she?
@@BillyGoatsAdventures She actually went to high school with me. Not like I expect you to believe me, but her name is Mackensi Emory. She's been doing crazy spinning shit with weapons since primary school
@@benlewis5312 ok
I'm kinda late for giving any advice!!
Are you dead mate???
On my worst day, Aussie man makes me laugh. Love this channel, thank you for what you do.
3:03 M Knight Shamalemonlamablam, now thats what i call a twist
I call him m knight shamalamadingdong. I still don't know his actual name, so :p :')
CaptainAMAZINGGG ✌🏻
The Water bender is now found. Now we just need to search the other three in the next ASEAN and the big EA and SE regions.
Fire Bender here. I'm not to bad with Air either, so I can alternate. Water is definitely my weakness.
@@Nothing2CHere4U wait, you don't take a bath!?
Oh sorry, I'm just a bender.
@@jetrickgordo4026 hey you don't have to say it out loud for us to hear shhhh
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume the Fire bender is somewhere in Australia.
Oh the sumo ninja at the beginning was incredibly impressive, he had excellent shoulder and hip flexibility and tremendous core strength despite the flabby ab
I love every video of yours that I have seen, but I bet you get that a lot. You know cause you are so great at what you do. I would love to see a review from you on people attempting fighting game moves in real life. If not it's kool I'll keep enjoying your reviews ether way. Thank you for all the laughs.
So nobody is going to talk about how the Dog is anxious to save eddy when attacked by crutches, @1:02 so Sweet
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear gau
That was more a 'can't we just get along' move tho
I think it just wanted to eat the other leg.
I'm glad someone else noticed this.
@@moos5221 🤭🤭😂😂🤪🤪😆😆👌🙏🙏😁
Two different Ninjas in this world:
People who train for years to be a proper ninja.
A Pro fortnite player who sat on a chair for 2 years who made his name ninja just because it sounds cool.
Wdym 2 years.
The guy streamed for like 6 years before he blew up
@@fushisu ya can't Google Ninja without his lame ass poping up. Gotta be extra in the search. 😅
Just commenting cuz I want notifications for the incoming shitstorm
@@arealhuman826 then let's see
A Real Human Bunch of 13 year olds about to be pissed and voice their opinion like anyone cares, I too am excited.
The aerial spinny kick... awesome, bloody awesome.
Mate I have never watched so kind and funny videos on UA-cam. Thanks a lot!
"A beer gut that's taken years to cultivate" just brilliant mate.
That first clip was masterful, he controlled his beer gut, therefore achieving the ultimate form.
Not gonna lie. 1st time clicking on video from this guy and dayum, I was laughing non stop. Subscribed.
You are living legend. I hope all ur friends are happy to have such a good dude with such a awesome coments arround them.
Ok cmon. That super jump kick. That girl with the 3 in 1 kick. That guy handling that sword. That was all some really kick-ass stuff. Big props to those people, so inspiring
This reply is just a reminder to watch this video again 2 years later, cause it still is kick ass stuff.
@@brantrichardson1949 fuck yeah thanks dude
" this guy brought a fine arts degree to a knife fight ". I spat out my drink.
I watched "text me Sheila" at half speed and she's still about twice as fast as I could duck out of the way!
That first guy would have to relearn how to do all his moves without that gut to counter balance him, if he ever lost it. 😂😂😂
My boyfriend hasn't replied to the text messages I sent him 4 hours ago... *slowly sharpens her sword*
Aight, 5 now. What are your plans? Should I inform medical personnel ahead of time?
"It's too late, the damage is done"
Alright in all seriousness those swords aren't a joke. An Ex of mine nearly lobbed off my hand when she was swinging that stupid thing around. Jokes on her though because the blood went aaalll over her white furniture.
Guys, if your chick has a fucking sword, invest in a metal gauntlet and just stash it at her place.
@@magnanimus9692 Okay, so, did your hand survive?
@@nickkohlmann Luckily yea. No lasting damage except a light scar. Could have been a lot worse, especially if she had gotten hurt. Not sure how id explain that to the cops.
The ballet sword guy was simultaneously the most gay and the most badass thing I have seen this week
Yo, but that blade roll over his shoulders?
Gotta say, that's pretty hot.
Two things I never thought would go together.
@@theholytoilet6668 ua-cam.com/video/6xxiK6Z4eXs/v-deo.html
Look at it this way. Go to around the three minute mark. I thought that was prety funny
Two things which are not in any way mutually exclusive.
@@snowstrobe Every Jojo Part 5 Charcter: Am I a joke to you?
Ozzy man:
1.Funny AF
2.Reacts normally
3.Reason for millions of people laugh
4.Reminds you,you don't actually need anything to be happy
5.has 4 million subs...
Morgz:
1.cringe AF
2.over reacts
3.reason for millions of people's frustration
4.Reminds you the annoying neighbor's kid
5.has 11 million subs
The world is unfair...
Who is morgz?
*Reminds
I find some languages like French interchange "remind" and "remember" when translated to English, but no worries - I hope you take this constructive advice positively (I like to teach as much as I learn other languages).
@@jaimel88 thanks!
Your commentaries are legend mate
FYI, The Chinese characters on the front of the building in the first scene says 'Rejuvenating medical treatment for anus and intestines'.
@Mister Ious Nice one
@Mister Ious LOL
@Mister Ious gottem
@Mister Ious had me dead
Thankyou kendi
It feels like Ozzyman had an ex girlfriend who broke up with him because he didn't reply her message on time 😂
In a timely manner.
Probably made some tasty sausages though
That was his girlfriend.
Ozzy man bats for the other team.
Sucks the sausage. That’s why he’s got such a whiny annoying voice.
That girl is this girl from Britain's Got Talent, all grown up
ua-cam.com/video/6ebNOe7lmJ0/v-deo.html
OMG - Ozzy always makes me laugh out loud! He's hysterical!
Dude....I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard at your attempt to pronounce M. Night Shyamalan! 😂😂😂
The beer gut helps with the rotation,
like a giroscope once spinning its an unstoppable force of nature!
but the knees at landing, they take a hit!
Is that middx or Essex in your pic?
Centrifugal inertia ey?
Rei Kon “centerfulla pies” id say!
† SiNNEЯ † Essex pal
The bender is the only one who uses chi amongst the others.
Funny stuff man, just stumbled on ya vids, brilliant.
my favorite ozzyman review so far
That woman with the sword should have been cast as Rey in Star Wars. She showed more charisma in 10 seconds than the whole trilogy.
Loved your insight. Let's make it happen.
@ Well they did but they're not cannon 😂
Would have ended with the same result.
I actually like them. But I did fall asleep on my date when we went to go see it
😂
Thank you Ozzy. I've been having a rough time lately and this is the only genuine smile I've had in weeks. Your a legend
Big fan of your commentary!
Ozzy Man is truly a poet. He weaves magic with his words!
Sheila: training to kill
Bill: desperately trying to find that number
Underrated comment!
Looks like Bill's heading for destination f*cked
Even with a belly like that, the chubby bloke has such great balance. I have never seen a more sturdy horse stance.
Steven Seagal?
I think we’d have to rename it the Clydesdale stance😂😂
Shetland pony.
Rhino stance
That high back flip bicycle kick -ish thing was super awesome.
You crack me up man keep up the good work 🤣
If ninja Korgi had longer arms, he'd be unstoppable.
No he wouldn't, he'd be, "long armed ninja corgi".
That's why we bred them with short arms...bare survival tactic
Nerfed by Mother Nature... She can be a cruel mistress.
@Avinash Kashyap no they won't! Don't fall for it, that's how they get you!
If Ninja Corgi had longer arms he'd be a Shiba Inu...
That high kick was legitimately astounding
"young Eddy from Tekken here is OP AF"
Caught me off guard LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ozzy Man, your videos are THE BEST!!
1:39 he's got so much testosterone he's already going bald😁
judging by the arms and shoulders on that kid, he is the unfortunate child of one of those obsessed couple of parents that pump their kids with steroids from a young age. maybe that's the explanation for the thinning hair in the male baldness pattern, since that is often a side effect of some steroids.
2:20 HOLY COW, I wonder if that technique could be applied to the Olympic high jump competition.
You can't really aim where you're going to jump off with this technique, therefore no
The ground he is jumping off is springy you don't get that in high jump
That has been taken into account and the rules state you can only take off on one foot!
This is great, love it
sweet footage. loved the water bender
0:55 "Sweep the leg!"
"He has no leg!"
"Activate goat death mode pose!"
"I have to wonder how he'd go in a pub fight in Tasmania" - Classic
the waterbending is priceless hahah!
1:15 that sword roll on his back was op af
Today I learned:
To always reply to that Sheila's text messages in a timely manner
Only if they are katana wielding ninjas
Trained with a guy just like the first one, except he was even heavier. We called him “Cat” and he was far and away one of the fastest and most terrifying humans I have ever met. ( corgi’s owner was demonstrating what we were practiced in).
Yay, Wing!
That last warning reminder is really appreciated. I see you are a careful man!!!
Thanks ozzyman...I needed that
Straight up legend with that high spinny kick a 2:15
1:46 Don't ever break this Sheila's heart, else she'll serve yours on a plate. 😂😂😂
1:13
"He's a mad bastard!"
Never words have been told so true; Ozzy Man
Imagine sleeping with that sword wielding Sheila and not remembering her name in the morning.
"The special effects here are leaps and bounds over M. Night Shamalamalamamalambs live action remake..."😂😂😂
The first guy needs a comedy movie.I would pay to it.
Like Sammo Hung
It's called "Kung Fu Panda"
Adore your commentary. Adds to the videos
I like how the dog was like "WHOA WHOA WHOA, Your about to attack a one legged kid with his own crutch!"
2:23 impress me the most. Highlight for me of this video.
Crutch dude just invalidated all the “one-legged🦵🏻 man in an ass-kicking contest” jokes..! 🤣
That is feckin brilliant/hilarious mate!! 😂😂🤣
Don't be fooled. Crutches hurt, they're solid.
That ninja corgi was brilliant, as was that high target kick 🤯
The 3 limbed dude’s agility is amazing!
Ozzie Man.... I love this “flippy, spinny shit” overload ☝️😂👍
"Friendly reminder to always text Shelias in a timely manner"...😉🤣😍
I read your comment as Ozzyman said it 😂😂😂
2:26 I cannot get over how perfect the landing was!
Amazing video!
"Fine Arts degree to a knife fight." 😂😂😂 I mean, it hurts...but whatevs...
1st guy is a sumo wrestler and a shinobi at the same time.
The K K K K Kombo Breaker at 2:08 cought me off guard. 😂
The filipino water bender at 2:50 was awesome.😂
Yeah, one of your best yet mate. How about Ozzy Man Reviews Drunk Sheila's?
Loved the ninja doggo 😄💯
"Forget Van Damme." Well, looking at that belly, the first guy is definitely Steven Seagal. ;-)
1:46 looks like Uma Thurman has some competition in the casting of Kill Bill 3
Priyam A. Outstanding response.
I love how juji keeps finding his way into ozymans videos 🤣🤣🤣
Just LOVE watching your commentary after some lawful cannabis...!! MUCH love from Canada...!!