Ozzy Man Reviews: Speedboat Crash
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“Every wanker down” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Tim, especially down!"
At the end, if you pause it, look at his eye lol. Looks like Mike Tyson got in a strike
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put it to 0.25 speed and press play at 2:26 😆
@@Spearsy19 total chaos 🤣🤣🤣
This clip has everything. Action, adventure, drama, an origin story, tragedy, humour, suspense and boobs. Brilliant.
the buildup was immense
Im reading this comment in Bill Hader's Stefon voice
You forgot vaginas
Thanks, Stefon.
That description also works with game of thrones too.
I come back to this once in a while and still cry with laughter
Right now 😂
Yep. Its a good one.
Classic Ozzy Man.
mee tooooo
So true. I nearly die every time
Thank god that guy set up a GoPro to catch this fantastic footage 🤣😂
AMEN!!!! =)))))))))) I'm laughing stupid at 3 am in the morning! Thank God I'm not my neighbors trying to figgure out the sounds comming from my appartment :))
what a bloody legend aye
Tim did it all. TU Tim!
...and he posted it?
And how and why Every single person was hospitalized with fairly severe injuries
Tim didn't even try to brace himself during the fall. He was like "I fucked up and I deserve what's about to happen." 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
best comment ever!!! i'm holding my stomach while reading this shit lol
He's probably thinking "Wheee! I'm a tree!!!".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s one way to help someone forget about her broken nail.
😂😂😂
lol pretty sure she thought she was gonna die, so yeah she definitely forgot about the nail
@@NovaBlade926 Well she got her face smashed in. Hope she keeps all her teeth.
Destination fucked
Or help that same someone break a few more nails.
the way tim was rag dolled off the wheel was the funniest thing i needed to see to continue my existence
Hell yeah, lmao.
Lmao there’s an awesome edit of it that makes me laugh every time. I just keep rewinding over and over.
They way he’s like a rag doll but goes straight as a plank across the screen 🤨😂
ua-cam.com/video/dE-nfzcUiPk/v-deo.html
You can see his sunglasses fly off as he hits the deck!
My man Tim looks like he went through 5 rounds in a UFC championship fight at the end
🤣
Got off light considering his stupidity and his VELOCITY.....
That boat won by 1st round knockout
3:12 Ouch ya bugger
@ RIP Mamba- haha! You're absolutely right. Right at the 3:13 mark!
Three years later I still find this hilarious.
My youngest niece still thinks this is the funniest boat crash ever especially if I narrate in Ozzyman's place
😂😂😂😂😂 même en France aussi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way timbo fell head first sideways is just bloody heart warming.
So right ❗ Mr. Cool the fool ! The only reason those bottoms stayed on was the butt clenching natural reaction to mayhem ! Tim looked like a manequin falling in the dept store window 🤣🤣🤣❗
a human speedometor lol 0 to 100 in 2 seconds flat litteraly
Cruel, but it is the most oddly satisfying part of the video.
Fell just like a Damn Plank😂
Mann Stanford right!! Went from speed boat driver to plank in less than a second!! 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine that awkward silence on their way back
I hope they went to the hospital. Belinda got thrown and flung all over. She probably had whiplash and a concussion. That was awful. It's such a weird video, I would love to know the whole story.
ok, real story very easy to find, lol
fox2now.com/news/police-hope-people-learn-lesson-from-ozark-boat-crash-viral-video/
@Roger Dodger - most of those people ended up in the hospital.
The driver, Marvin Carter III from Memphis, TN will live in infamy for this video...poor guy 😆
Nah they will be talking about how shit was that boat driver , and then davvo finally gets his three some
The part that cracks me up the most is how the boat's driver is just completely emotionless throughout the entire ride even when the boat starts crashing and the way he just falls limp like a mannequin
Maybe a snow skier, going limp is an automatic response to a crash. At least it is if you don't want broken legs.
@@rfwillett2424 yes i'm sure being a snow skier is what saved him 🙄You sure it's not the 50+ G's of deceleration in like .06 seconds that was the reason?
The look of a man who doesn't wanna face what a tool he is
He just looked emotionless cause he shaves his eyebrows off. Yuck
He ended up dying a few days later from his injuries. I guess that makes you happy huh?
This clip just never gets old. I hope someone shoves this in a time capsule for the civilizations to come.
4 years later and I still come back to this once in a while.
I love how quick the driver just faceplants into the boat's floor.
Did you check his forehead… nasty gash. If this was a paid job, i hope he gt sacked.
@@frlango6082 who cares, its his fault..he deserves it!
dropped out of shame for his lack of boat driving skills
And he is the first one to drop.
Plus, he had no expression on his face while doing that it was split-second. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard for so long.
"Well done 47. The money will be wired into your account shortly."
Fuck me , im dead 😢🤣🤣
Best comment today
Hahaha yo u got me! 😅 That totally came out as an "accidental kill"
Lmao
I want a hitman spin-off with Timbo as the protagonist.
"Tim shows no emotion as he loses more and more control...."
I lost it. Hard.
What a line!
Perfect 👌
Tim is like a robot pretending to be human. Looked awkward the whole time.
LOL, OZY MAN has an amazing gift of incredible sense of humor!
hahahaahahahaha
Every once in a while, this gem pops up on my feed and all is right with the world for just a few minutes
Agreed. That was today for me. And look forward to the next time.
Did you guys see the Family Guy clip? This made into a cartoon.
@@chrisdraughn5941 lol no do you have a link by chance
@@chrisdraughn5941Yep 😅
Yup
Never got the full context of this clip until now....This was the most awkward speedboat ride I have ever seen.😂🤣
they all look weird and CGI like a bunch of aliens trying to see what the speedboat fuss is all about
You're right
Are they even friends? Looks like none of them knew each other
@LTNetjak and no I didn't know it was called the Abilene paradox until now ...
It could only have ended this way~
“I know a trick that can take the pain off a broken nail. A boat crash”
Major Payne-
works every time
He he he.
Major Payne trained the Sherminator
You might feel a little...pressure.
Lmao I thought the exact same thing!😂
This should be a promotional advertisement for GoPro, that thing didn't shake one bit
pretty decent stabilization they have now
Or maybe the mount that held the GoPro so tight!!!
And a good ad for Fountain boats. "They corner so well you'll go flyiiiinnnnn..."
This video is the gift that keeps on giving. Should be preserved for generations to come.
guaranteed it will
To be fair, they all looked miserable before they even set off. It's like they all just met that second, and they all hate each other. It's so weird.
Lmao I love this
That's the vibe I was getting, and it was oddly satisfying knowing that in a couple of minutes they were going to crash. 😏
Everyone looks like they belong with a different group of people is hilarious
It's weird cause they are fully posing. It's completely fake and unnatural. Because of the camera, you see the change in the girls as soon as they become aware they are being filmed
@Dark Angel I love how you act like you're so much better than the Christian woman, Mr. rAtIoNaL atheist. Isn't she the one who's supposed to act all high and mighty?
An absolute classic, watching Tim's glasses fly is hilarious.
rip to timbos sunnies
😆 watching Tim fly is even funnier
Thoese Weren't Tims
@@IcE-_-Kidd Yeah, I think they were Clinto's
Tim flying sideways and his face having an arrangement with the floor will always be funny.
lol
Haha!!
Reminds me the drone mission in the vice city.
That was pretty hard,even the cheat code can’t help me.
But the fact that the girl in the purple suit was pretty at the beginning of the vid, but kind of homely by the end, is really not funny.
You can't use a double negative like that. The proper double negative is "Tim flying sideways and his face having an arrangement with the floor will not never be funny." ;-)
I keep coming back to this video and I cry laughing every time. The way the driver faceplants gets me cracking without fail! HE redefined the expression "Hit the deck!!!" 🤣
It's been well over 10 years since I first saw this video. Me and my then girlfriend had been smoking some hash and we saw this. I had never and have never since laughed so hard. We watched it over and over screaming crying laughing finding new details to laugh at each time. Afterwards I was exhausted from laughing so much. Great memory 😂
@@extremechimpout has it been 10 years already, where does the time go
Same 😂😂.🤣
Timbo went down like a mannequin
Word
It’s always cracked me up how Tim falls over like a mannequin 😂
"Falls over"?! WTF? More like "Went flying into the wall like a torpedo!"
"like a mannequin" 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro.... That's what sent me.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Yes! That was an epic staunch topple. Lucky he was wearing that helmet
right on
Their plan was probably: "hey Tim, speed it up until the ladies start grabbing on to us"
Sounds like a real plan.
HAHHAA
LOL. Yes! Finally an explanation that makes sense. Consider this video solved.
I think the plan was to speed it up to have some boobs jumping for the gopro. But the boobs werent jumping so they went faster and faster.
@@AnteBrkic The long game plan is, dorky dudes buy boat, get babes into boat, impress babes with horsepower = painties drop
What have we learned?
Mr. Clean took a face dive. Everyone's a lucky to be alive
Nice poetry.
Mr. Clean sees dirt on the floor & goes for it
😂 right?
itsa me, maaariio
@@Jougi_Baba ciao
How his shades stay in the boat is a miracle of physics
Like the hand of God came out the sky and slapped them back in the boat 😂😂😂😂😂
This will never not make me laugh, the way the bald guy falls cracks me up every time.
His name is "Tim".
Down in the third round
Lmao he falls like a ragdoll npc 💀
@@Jakezillagfw No, his name is Timbo!
@@kevwilko5665 Tim's short for Timbo same thing.
Anyone saw, how clean was Timbos fall?
He went down with so much discipline.
He looked like a stuck-up prick the whole time.
yeah just like a bowling pin
@@pandaypira4346 exactly!
Fun fact, if you type "timbo is down" in the search bar, this is the first vid you gonna get 🤣
@@carpediem9750 right 😂
You've got to admire Timbo's maniacal determination to make this the worst boat trip ever.
lol
I'm amazed he copied the Family Guy crash so authentically. They must be fans. (LOL)
I actually heard the one girl call him "Trip" Swear to god that's how I've always known him.
lol so true.
I don't know why y'all keep calling Moby, Timbo.
I will never tire of watching this
Timbos impression of a tree being felled is off the charts.
Ozzy man: Timboooooooo!!!!
Everyone: Timbeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
🤣🤣🤣
Timboooor
Did you notice the big egg on his forehead?
🤣🤣
I think that boat crash is my favorite thing on the internet ever and when Ozzy man reviews it is just that much better... When the driver goes down like a tree i cry laughing
All the awkward cringe guy's trying to impress babes is amazing.
@@kchiatt2520 how to yeet yourself 101
Yeah, I always chuckle at the clip (Timbo going over like he’s a mannequin is comedy gold), and usually Ozzie Man gets a few good laughs out of me, but this video has me in tears. Never noticed the guy flat out on the back of the boat before now, “Rusty isn’t moving, but” Jesus, I had to pause it.
When I first saw it I knew Ozzie Man would review it and I couldn’t wait...
Timberrrrr.....😂
"No one looks relaxed!"☕🐸
pause at 2:28
Guys this is not funny thank god they only got minor injuries
@@petergriffin8042 obviously if any of them had been seriously injured this wouldn't be funny. that being said, this recorded series of unfortunate events along with the hilarious commentary render this footage quite amusing. sometimes laughter is better medicine than eternal anguish.
@@petergriffin8042 boat driver is a fuckin idiot
@@nunyabizwacks6711 nah. Boat driver just knows how to have a good time.
The gift that keeps on giving, year after year 😂
Why does Tim go straight to the ground like a board lmao I can’t stop laughing
Planking as art.
Plank is life
I'm dead 😂😂
Dude fell like he had just got knocked the fuck out lmao
This isn't his first rodeo
Everyone: Down.
Tim: Especially Down!
😆
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣
02:28 - Noone gunna talk about those glasses that barely stayed in the boat?
Yep, that was the real miracle here!
At first they flew out the boat then a wave throws them back in!
That was some crazy physics, had to look twice for that!
Yep, the shades live to boat another day.
Or at 2:36 where pink bikini bashes her face off of yellow bikinis ass
I simply cannot stop howling with laughter at this clip.
The drivers face when he got back up looked like he just went 34 rounds with a prime Mike Tyson
Most of the damage was to his ego. XD
Wait until they get back to shore and Belinda starts on him!!!
🤣 Best comment ever!
34? Dude looks like he lasted 5 seconds with Tyson Prime.... if he went 34 rounds he’d be human pulp.
False he would't have a face after 34 rounds with prime mike tyson
I swear!! The more you watch this, the funnier it gets!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
True 😂
Okay, I’ll watch again. Lol!
Yep, I'm onto about the 20th watch now and jesus christ I can't breath !
@@nursejen3702 Me too, it makes me howl with laughter every time :-)
It's fascinating going frame by frame as well, looks like Belinda pushes Tims face further into the hull, while Teresa face plants the windshield, the journey all those different sets of sunglasses take is hilarious too.
My favorite part of this video is how the whole boatload of passengers still has their blank poker faces on even when the boat is flying out of control.
Gotta keep up the "I/we are so fun and extreme and cool" show that they are so committed to.
The best thing about this video is rewatching it seven times and focusing on a different person each time. Nothing beats Timbo's impersonation of a bowling pin though, with hair to match.
😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment byfar😂😂😂🙏👌
Perfectly noted!!!
Hahahahaha!
Some people fall...then some people FALL.
The middle Sheila thought that a broken nail was the worse painful thing that could happen in that day.
True.
At 3:32 her face bounced off the other sheila's butt
Haha most injured player of the day
@@mr.bignose6144So, padding to break her fall then?
Timbo: I paid for the full throttle, I'm gonna use the full throttle.
Timbo chugged a few bottles and used the full throttle
Timbo likes getting his money's worth.
Drink a whole gin, make the wheels spin
Drink a whole beer, forget how to steer
Down some spiked Coke, ran that slowpoke
Drink another beer, hit another deer
Unless there’s a cop, don’t frickin stop
Bald dude is a legend! Went down like a railway barrier 😂
Tim still got poker face even when he goes down.
Ha ha ha ❗🤣🤣👍
🤣🤣😂
He was probably drunk as a skunk so didn't comprehend he was going down.
Seeing Tim fall like this I'll never call a video game developer lazy ever again for making fall down animations that look like mannequins thrown out of someone's attic.
Nailed it
So funny 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂
He doesn’t fucken try to stop himself he’s like yep plank
@@torakunoichi lmao
I’ve come back to this after two years and I’m still crying after watching it. Best commentary ever
it is that good aint it? this is over ....maybe 13yrs old?
It’s from 2012 I reckon
Just showed it to my kids after showing them the original footage. Hilarious!
i'll go with that..."every "wa####" down......
I'm still watching this in 2023. It's the funniest thing i have seen on youtube 😂😂
I just noticed that Belinda planted face first on Theresa's ass mid crash... that just makes this all the more hilarious.
2:34 I can't stop laughing at the fact that tim fell like a lifeless statue
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
He planked like he was knocked out before he hit the ground lol. I had to rewatch to see if he hit his head on something before he went down
the kind of captain to go down with the ship, respect
Holy moly thnx for da likes dats a new record ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The face plant of the driver gets me every time. Everything about it is perfect
He flew like a straight ass board. I guess good for them they had no time to react.
He deserves every bit of it
I think the hard jolt right before he fell knocked him out.
Roger Ramjet
They remind me of bowling pins
It’s clear Timbo has no idea what he’s doing the whole time. Epic.
😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Probably drunk out of his gourd.
I have not laughed so much since the last time i saw this three years ago, crying laughing, thank you!
The way the bald guy falls never fails to make me laugh.
You mean Timbo?
Stands to attention on the way down 😂😂
@@galvindhaliwal2721 yeah Timbo, he's my favourite comedian by far
I keep coming back to watch this moment and it gets me every time.
Rude. His name is Tim
2:28 is the exact moment Timbo's soul left his body.
He didn't even have time to put his arms out. Zero reaction time
If you look closely he fell with so much force his sunglasses went the complete opposite direction when he landed
Exactly 😂😂
It's also the exact moment Theresa smacks her mouth on the side windshield.....
Mr. clean got yeeted !
2:34 is nobody gonna talk about how lucky it was that those glasses didn't go overboard? XD
Me too i caught that.
good catch
And hers did
The hit the rail , he was bleeding from forehead. 🤕
🎯
The flight of Tim’s glasses did it for me!!!
Oh I’m weak!!!!! 😂🤣😩😂🤣💀
Legend has it the driver is still looking for his teeth.
And process servers are still looking for him...
O lol cracked my ass open with this one.
Did you see his face during last 2 seconds of the clip? His face is completely smashed, just watch him as he turns, before the clip ends.
His hair also turned gray, but noone could tell.
@@BogdanEmilBunica yeah man ! I paused it. He would of got off that boat with a black eye and half a puffy face lol. Dickhead. He could of killed somebody or badly hurt them. Creepy bunch.
I come back to this every few months to have one of the greatest laughs of my life. This shit absolutely kills me every time 😂
I just got killed by it!
Me too!
totally, I keep coming back. Fantastic story arc and perfect finale, I literally am about to fall of my chair watching this even for the 50th time!
☝️ same!
@@loudawg907 all wankers down !
I've seen this a bunch of times before but your narration just makes it 100x better. 🤣
“REPEAT! EVERY WANKER DOWN!!!” Never gets old lmao!
We all owe Blue Shirt guy a debt of gratitude. He recorded this for the sole purpose of having a vid of the bikini ladies, and we all got so much more.
you mean Davo? LOL
You can tell from the very first moments that the guys on this boat are all idiots, no clue why the girls agreed to this
The way Timbo was absolutely launched into the floor has always amused me. I will never get over watching it.
Timbo Timber!
How he missed that handrail I’ll never know!
Love the way you state “into the floor” rather than onto the floor..
he became one with the floor
Face plant🤣😂
I always piss myself he goes vertical before hitting the floor
This one will never get old
"TIMBO ESPECIALLY DOWN" 🤣🤣🤣
His head broke the sound barrier on its way to the deck 🤣
“Greatest plank in the history of man” Neil Degrasse Tyson
This 3 minutes has more action and drama than most of the Hollywood films...
You're missing out.
Film studios around the world can't compete to American film studios though. I'm not American I'm a Filipino.
Ive watched this so many times. I generally don't laugh at people getting hurt. But Tim checking out like he just had his soul sucked out just kills me. And not one of these people seem comfortable with each other or anything going on.
Yeah, exactly, everyone is so awkward. Why even do something like this with people you’re not comfortable with? It didn’t look like they were having a good time even before the crash.
Watching humans getting hurt is the best, I too love rewatching this and laughing at them spanking their faces in all directions
I'm fine laughing at Tim because he was the one driving recklessly!!! (Also because he didn't die)
@@Bruceylancer I'm getting sugarbaby/escort vibes
@@Bruceylancer They're probably just a dysfunctional family.
4 years later and I’m still laughing at this video! 🤣 Tims sunglasses bouncing back into the safety of the boat is just the best thing 😂
With every viewing, I continue to be amazed that Timbo's expression never changes on the way down. There is never a look of surprise. It's as if he's thinking "Yeah, this is the result I was looking for." on the way down.
Lmfao 😂
Gahahahah
Mofo knew it's gonna happen. He was prepared for it but that ego didn't let him go.
I'm gonna go by the names that Ozzy gave this cast of characters & describe the injuries to each one as given by "Clint" who was the man in the red hat drinking a mid strength bee-ya🍺
Clint says that his wife Debbie, who's the one next to him, sustained 4 completely cracked ribs which punctured her lung & she also broke her foot. She couldn't leave the house for weeks. Ole Rusty, who's the one in the back putting all those mid strength beers on ice, suffered multiple pelvic fractures & was wheel chair bound for months.(Ole Davo was like 'that's what u get for taking my sunglasses next to Teresas vagina!')-- Speaking of our boy Davo, he took a nasty crack in the nog, a broken wrist, along with a fractured hip (he was more pissed that his busted hip would completely ruin any chances of him performing in a 3-Some with Belinda & Teresa) as for Belinda & Teresa, aside from the broken nail, Belinda suffered bruised boobies along with bruised ribs & sternum. Teresa suffered a nasty orbital fracture. As for the star of this performance, the captain of the ship, the commander of the open waters, the master of the maritime, our main man Timbo also suffered a gnarly eye orbital crack, a broken back, and severely bruised pride. That finally leaves us with Clint, who says he suffered the least out of this posse of 7, with a little crack to the nog, bruised ribs, and a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses wedged into his butt crack.
😂😂😂😂 hilarious 😂
2:27 Tim was like," Aight, Imma head out."
💀💀💀
chup chutiye
lol
That power dive by El Capitan is perfect. He came up looking confused, as if wondering to himself, “How did I get on this boat? Who are these people? When did I shave last?”
That was the best thing. It looked like he passed out. And no one checks up on him😂😂😂😂.
😂😂😂😂😂
Why am i bald ?😂
ah ah ah ,i am dying
"who kidnapped my hair?"
Love it mate. Classic Aussie commentary. There is actually a news article about this from 12 years ago. Search up “One Charged After Ozark Boat Crash Viral Video”. Here’s a snippet: The driver of the boat, Marvin Carter, III of Memphis, TN suffered moderate injuries and a blow to his wallet as well. He’s being cited for speeding and imprudent operation of the boat. Five of the seven people on board were hospitalized, four of them with moderate injuries including broken bones.
What about broken egos? Wounded pride is the worst kind of injury!
Nice work finding and sharing the actual news story behind this. The broken bones makes sense given how violently they impacted against the side of the boat.
And finger nail
The silver surfer was jamming on that throttle like he thought he was piloting an F-16.
Silver Surfer😎😭😭
🤣😂🤣😂
It's actually impressive how quickly Tim went from stationary to boat flip.
Anyone else notice the sunglasses that went flying but bounced back into the boat at the last second?
That could’ve been disastrous
yeah.. thank god that happened. otherwise they'll be pretty upset to lose a pair of nice glasses.
I sure did mate,I was thinking,how the heck did the glasses not go overboard.LMFAO!
@@greggo7978 it was a true miracle !!!
@@tenerife_sea The pigtail lady lost hers though unfortunately
The funniest part is when TIM GOES DOWN! most epic face plant I've ever seen
I start howling every time I see it 🥴🤣
Rusty isn't moving...
REDNESS THEN OUCHIE!
Timbo has years of experience as a sailor and as a crash test dummy
Hahaha! Add to that, he even looks like one! 🤣✌️
holy shit
@@ducamuk seriously, ROFL
bruuuh XD XD
If Tim didn’t get a concussion...he missed one HELL of a chance!!
Found this channel and my depressions fucked off, cheers lads.
Depression hears boss music when Ozzy Man opens his recording software
Every now and then when I'm feeling blue I come back here; after crying out of laughter for a while, I leave, light-hearted and renovated, ready to face the world again. Thank you, Ozzy Man, thank you!
Right! i was in tears from laughing... One of those great out of control laugh sessions
I actually saved this vid so i LMAO in moments of need.
I’ve seen this clip many times, but didn’t notice half of the points Ozzy Man brought out!
I never noticed the broken nail!
My guess is it wasn't that painful of an injury as it was her way of letting the guy know to stop grinding on her.
I never realized there was more to the video then the 10-15 secs of the actual crash
This video is from 2013 or so and it's a classic. I think most of us only watched the cut version because I don't remember these details either.
@@kchiatt2520 I agree with you 🤣🤣 her nails were probably fake anyway 😆
@@lifeincolour09 I saw the full version, the one where they are all shook up and neon green titties bikini who I've forgotten the name given is concerned about Timbo who was out for a few mins on the floor, then she fusses over Belinda who was sitting in the seat looking concussed as fuck and slurring that she was fine with a bit of " you're not my mum " throwing of shapes going on. Yeah Nah Yeah, Ozzy was spot on with that comment. (They eventually get another boats attention and someone called coastguard or the EMTs.)
This is internet gold. A classic. This will be remembered.
One of Ozzy Man's masterpieces.
One of many!😁
Big shout out to Timbo though.
Perfect partnership👌
i swear you could watch this 8 times and still love it each time, just focus on one person each time and its fucking HILARIOUS!!! IVE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR
I just noticed the glassing flying at 2:33
I can't stop watching this!
Yeah, there's a whole lot going on in this one. And the narration, is killing me 😅🤣😂!!!
Still wondering why Timbo has zero reflexes and falls like a log sideways 😅
Drunk
actually, it isn't Timbo who is falling sideways but the boat. For his brain he did not change direction, which would necessitate a falling reflex. The reaction time for one's hand-eye coordination in that moment is clearly too slow to do anything in this situation.
LMAO!!!
Usernahmenlos - I have a friend who is like this in normal circumstances!😂
The look of growing concern on Teresa's face is so palpable its hilarious
You were right when you said no one looks relaxed. Honestly, no one is having a good time, even before they all got launched to destination: fucked.
It's one of those things where nobody is feeling safe but at the same time nobody wants to be that un cool cry baby to tell him to slow the fuck down.
rich ppl dont know what having a good time is, that is the main reason they try every single stupid shit to search for that feeling
Tim daveo was having fun
I wanted to like this comment,but also wanted to keep it at 420.
Never been in this situation before. I'll be back to like the comment once someone does it first...
@@balistixxx3701 LOL, good call, bro. I always leave comments at 420 too.
Alternate title: Agent 47 executing a perfect assassination.
@Biotorial It's his plan.. Remember he came back to life in his own funeral 😂
The determination on that man’s face while he was driving as if he knew I must go faster faster faster! 😂 Face plant for the win!
Lol
Beautiful!
I get the impression that he's the sort of knob who stares in the mirror and practices his 'Tough Guy' look.
right. idiot is hitting waves and he just wanted to go faster and faster. hahahaha. poor concussed burgers. not one of them thought to signal "slow the fuck down, ya wanka"
@@geonerd you just know he unironically owns a katana
Fkn hysterical 😂😂😂😂 the commentary first class 😂😂😂😂😂
Tim's attempt to head-butt the boat for being unruly was successful...the boat finally behaved.
Tim’s just an alpha
Dude he got lucky
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LMBO
Tim didn't even use his arms to brace his fall. Now that's a man!
Real men only use their faces.
Well, his head clearly contains no vital organ.
Jean Roch lmfao!
It's July 4. Everyone is outside eating hot dogs and my wife is wondering why I'm in the bedroom laughing like a little girl 😂😂
Happy 4th of July!
Exactly the same haha I’m on the toilet 🚽
Join the club buddy
This was great
Trent McTrump sorry though he said bathroom 🤣🤣 I was referring to laughing in the bathroom and my partner wondering what’s going on
It NEVER gets old. It's been 12 years and it's still hilarious. 🤣
I love the way the boat driver never broke his "cool dude" character even when he went down.
It's the way he turned what makes it even more beautiful. Tight and smooth before he went down. Like a dance
@@dennisdegroot7490 LOL indeed, he seemed like he got it under control even though he clearly didnt
You mean Tim?
That's Timbo for you. Never rattled. Just too bad he can't drive a fucking boat.
@@markwindow5865 🤣😂👍
The sheila in purple never thought that a few minutes later she is going to feel much stronger pain than her nails. Lol
Classic video.
Classic final destination moment
Real bad day for her.
Very English. Much terrible.
Color blind...would have said blue. lord it over me will you?
@flipgurujn I dunno, broken nail really hurts.
Timbo has obviously crashed before, he knows you have to go loose!
Lmaaaaooooo
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Hahahahahahahahahaha😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂these comments
2:27 my initial thought when his face slams the ground was "oh, look, a penny!" 😂