Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #8

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  • @erikhendrickson2871
    @erikhendrickson2871 5 років тому +2077

    That boat was bigger than the puddle of water😂

    • @checkmate5101
      @checkmate5101 4 роки тому +29

      Ben Manning that’s kind of racist.

    • @thajisid2460
      @thajisid2460 4 роки тому +25

      Ben Manning Who said anything about black people 😳

    • @checkmate5101
      @checkmate5101 4 роки тому +5

      deadcool 2 hmmmm..... you seem like a real stable one.

    • @mabhodlelajj1195
      @mabhodlelajj1195 4 роки тому +20

      @@checkmate5101 Fuck you get a life,racist this racist that,go to africa where the ar people like you,where you belong if you don't want to live with other races without pulling race card on everything.

    • @mabhodlelajj1195
      @mabhodlelajj1195 4 роки тому +7

      @@thajisid2460 why are you even bothered someone is saying something about black people?always at the edge get life pussy.

  • @ianthehuman
    @ianthehuman 5 років тому +4164

    Honestly, Agnes was later caught this year using performance enhancing padded shoes. Tsk tsk. The state of balloon sports nowadays is sad.

    • @MrNissetuta
      @MrNissetuta 5 років тому +8

      😂

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 років тому +5

      🤣

    • @histy9459
      @histy9459 5 років тому +22

      @Lynchology101 I'm sat here pissing myself 😂😂😂

    • @PlagueKing_LordFalix
      @PlagueKing_LordFalix 5 років тому +33

      @Lynchology101 It is too bad his son, "Billy double-tap," was never able to get out of his fathers shadow. Could have been a real game changer.

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 років тому +22

      Heard that her family also bribed the referee... Erny shouldve won

  • @mathiaslee83
    @mathiaslee83 3 роки тому +717

    I'M DYING! XD "The poor wanker is gonna drown in a fake ocean while his family watches"

  • @emb5048
    @emb5048 2 роки тому +97

    We laugh, but as a teacher, that boxing cop just gives me life. I'm willing to bet there is hella respect btw him & those kids.

    • @Chadowgon5
      @Chadowgon5 2 роки тому +1

      Ok teacher

    • @emb5048
      @emb5048 Рік тому +5

      @@Chadowgon5 Ok GED

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Рік тому +1

      🤣

    • @footrot17
      @footrot17 Рік тому +1

      Your one of those teachers

    • @donszabo7558
      @donszabo7558 Рік тому

      Yeah man, he schooled that kid. He'd been in the ring before!

  • @ryankeddy7014
    @ryankeddy7014 5 років тому +2571

    The bear cub clip gave me anxiety

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 5 років тому +40

      Whew, for sure, i thought the besr was gonna get the drone, that would have been horrible.

    • @MrGrateful1000
      @MrGrateful1000 5 років тому +22

      This comment is giving me anxiety

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 5 років тому +119

      That has to be one tired freaking bear cub. He only climbed a net of like 30 feet, but his total climb must have been like 200 feet. I was so exhausted watching him I had to pause the video, eat some cheese puffs and take a nap. Exhausting, I say!

    • @mariebrix4776
      @mariebrix4776 5 років тому +14

      GET UP LIL CUB

    • @appmagician3240
      @appmagician3240 5 років тому +9

      anxiety doesn't exist it's made up by the pharma industries to have you buy their pills

  • @truthsmiles
    @truthsmiles 5 років тому +723

    I'm going to do well as an old person. That pool noodle balloon gamed looked like fun.

    • @tiberiu_nicolae
      @tiberiu_nicolae 4 роки тому +7

      I don't think I'll do well...

    • @K9River
      @K9River 4 роки тому +32

      I would go to the balloon games only so I could try to hook up.

    • @justpassingthrough3166
      @justpassingthrough3166 4 роки тому +10

      Fucking kill me before putting in a nursing home where they "encourage" (force) you to have fun. I'll take going out before it gets to this point.

    • @dallymoo7816
      @dallymoo7816 4 роки тому +34

      @@justpassingthrough3166 Then we will be enjoying the game without you lmao

    • @YourSavant
      @YourSavant 4 роки тому +2

      I would put a tack in one of the noodles, so I probably won't do as well.

  • @geisha7755
    @geisha7755 5 років тому +2705

    I was not prepared for that frickin' lizard.

    • @allmightoneforall1338
      @allmightoneforall1338 5 років тому +250

      I was so focused on the fight that it scared the shit outta me

    • @ders972
      @ders972 5 років тому +63

      I peed a little

    •  5 років тому +30

      Me too ....damn😆😆😆
      I freaked out😆

    • @DucatiSydney
      @DucatiSydney 5 років тому +46

      Damn that was scarier than insidious

    • @ricklin2804
      @ricklin2804 5 років тому +28

      Nobody was! NOBODY!

  • @SOAD36fanatic
    @SOAD36fanatic 5 років тому +641

    That wasp is so brutal. Just tearing the cockroaches legs off one by one.

    • @ianprendergast944
      @ianprendergast944 4 роки тому +47

      Oh shit. I didn't realise his legs were getting ripped off. That's nasty

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 4 роки тому +49

      On the one hand, wasps are monsters. On the other hand, tree roaches suck. And they can fly and will rush you. They honestly deserve each other.

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 3 роки тому +9

      Wasps are demonic creatures

    • @Actkqk3
      @Actkqk3 3 роки тому +2

      @@ianprendergast944 Don't use your nose to see. With the eyes you can see way better...

    • @smajla82
      @smajla82 3 роки тому +2

      Thats why it was hornet not a wasp ;)

  • @msuarez1005
    @msuarez1005 5 років тому +132

    OMG🤯BABY BEAR'S CARDIO WAS INCREDIBLE

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 4 роки тому +4

      I felt bad when the mom took off running after and it had to keep up. Poor baby had to be exhausted.

  • @fridaytv4043
    @fridaytv4043 4 роки тому +496

    The legend says that Norma is still spaced out...

  • @overbanked
    @overbanked 3 роки тому +55

    "The FlowRider employee is a bit of a helicopter parent" 🤣

    • @barbarat5729
      @barbarat5729 3 роки тому

      Well FFS. The guy almost drowned in a manmade wave. I can't blame him.

  • @waynepayne9875
    @waynepayne9875 5 років тому +322

    That fat surfer was actually really good wtf I'd fall immediately

    • @CarolinaGirl33
      @CarolinaGirl33 4 роки тому +27

      Right? Omg🤣🤣 and when he finally falls...... lmao 🤣it just goes on and on him rolling over and over and over

    • @larndelaney7848
      @larndelaney7848 4 роки тому +3

      He is by no stretch of the imagination,a "surfer"

    • @michaellakins8087
      @michaellakins8087 4 роки тому +10

      @@larndelaney7848 are you?

    • @larndelaney7848
      @larndelaney7848 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaellakins8087 I'm not in the video

    • @michaellakins8087
      @michaellakins8087 4 роки тому +19

      @@larndelaney7848 then shut the fuck up and keep your retarded comments to yourself, shitfuck.

  • @Chris-vz7en
    @Chris-vz7en 3 роки тому +6

    God, please take me before I have to resort to foam stick/balloon antics for enjoyment in my remaining days.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 років тому +58

    The rescue of that woman from the raging waters of that ditch in almost zero-visibility conditions was heart-stopping action. Those emergency services are unsung heroes.

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Рік тому +3

      Not quite heart stopping action but ok

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens Рік тому +8

      @@Jason-gg4lm r/whoosh

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Рік тому +4

      @@AngryKittens hey you never know, the internet is filled with snowflakes 😅

    • @jeffadams4590
      @jeffadams4590 Рік тому

      Ya waste deep high water is such a danger, I keep a life vest and 911 phone next to the bubble bath at ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! Black people can't swim dumbass

    • @tboniusmaximus3047
      @tboniusmaximus3047 Рік тому +1

      you sound vaccinated

  • @iyourelder8590
    @iyourelder8590 5 років тому +160

    8:55 I had to turn this off because it was too intense for me to watch.

  • @notsure1277
    @notsure1277 3 роки тому +11

    People in old folks' homes are just waiting to leave this world. Out of sight of their families, of course.

    • @faes6471
      @faes6471 3 роки тому

      I would be so cheesed if I was an old person and they forced me to do that degrading shit, like just kill me please

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 3 роки тому

      We all are. Everyone is dying the minute they’re born

  • @austinkier352
    @austinkier352 5 років тому +27

    The long journey back to dry land 😂

  • @magdalenabarylska6163
    @magdalenabarylska6163 4 роки тому +34

    Korean soldiers be like: "It doesn't hurt me, but it hurts everyone watching instead."

  • @kenshepherd7168
    @kenshepherd7168 2 роки тому +5

    Mate, you are so bloody funny, I laugh my guts out everytime. I don't know how you got onto this stuff but you have found your niche, keep up the good work.

  • @reyvert
    @reyvert 5 років тому +80

    the white dude filming in the cop v civilian boxing is actually recording with the front camera...I'm deaddddd

    • @Real_Iceout
      @Real_Iceout 5 років тому +2

      Shreyas maybe his other camera is broken

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 років тому +2

      @Melani Natasha really? jeeze the state of millenials and their social media.. who the hell wants to take pictures of themselves when there is a whole world out there to photograph?!

    • @tabaksmozaiekvirus1715
      @tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 5 років тому +1

      @@wotever99ninynine i hate taking pics of myself, it's just so stupid and makes you look like a big ego

  • @theosteed6326
    @theosteed6326 4 роки тому +13

    I love when aussie man starts his video with, 'yeh nah'. You know it's Australian when he says yeh nah.

  • @ishandraws8884
    @ishandraws8884 5 років тому +208

    11:30 he pulled off two of cockroach's legs

    • @mandyrobbins1
      @mandyrobbins1 5 років тому +35

      Hornets are mean bastards

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 5 років тому +16

      Yo hornet was a savage

    • @mandyrobbins1
      @mandyrobbins1 5 років тому +11

      @@bigdikbubls I'd bet that the lizard found that out about 2 seconds after grabbing it, lol...the snack that bites back

    • @gilbertozambrano6182
      @gilbertozambrano6182 5 років тому +25

      I'm pretty sure the wasp was laying its eggs inside the cockroach to have the little wasps eat it from the inside out

    • @KAINARTZ
      @KAINARTZ 5 років тому +14

      @@gilbertozambrano6182 aaaannnd you just ruined it

  • @Thatoneguy-pm3es
    @Thatoneguy-pm3es Рік тому +3

    I would love for Izzy man to commentate a professional boxing match.

  • @Lee-ht1st
    @Lee-ht1st 4 роки тому +10

    2:57 absolutely killed me lmao

  • @chrism8180
    @chrism8180 4 роки тому +22

    Putting the bear on a poster that says "perseverance",
    😂 I laughed so hard because its probably true

  • @NtateMaps
    @NtateMaps Рік тому +1

    The commentary on the Korean army had me in stitches, damn those people are hard

  • @k0de388
    @k0de388 5 років тому +12

    10:57 Scared the shit out of me😂

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Рік тому

    "They don't have much going on." Ouch. Mama Bear hurt me with that one.

  • @AZ-kr6ff
    @AZ-kr6ff 5 років тому +10

    "Bring it a bit closer *pleeeease."*
    Haha

  • @kbnz85
    @kbnz85 3 роки тому +1

    Omg I'm literally crying with laughter at that bear video

  • @vegetarianboy81
    @vegetarianboy81 2 роки тому

    I know I'm 3 years to late but the copper got awesome skills and didn't take a single cheap shot. Legend!!!

  • @susanmartin3762
    @susanmartin3762 3 роки тому

    That lizard look like Kermit the Frog. That was freaking hilarious I love you Ozzy man

  • @MrJaz8088
    @MrJaz8088 2 роки тому +1

    Flo-Rider at QLD nearly killed me too, like that dude i was rolling in the wash and could not stop until the water was turn off (damn it must be so common)

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony8787 2 роки тому

    Yo I found it immensely satisfying watching thst bear finally making g up the mountain

  • @justray3518
    @justray3518 5 років тому +7

    Godzilla lol 😂 thumbs up 👍🏻

  • @Tandereeno
    @Tandereeno 5 років тому +11

    Crying at the Korean army part :')

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 років тому

      You don't have to join the korean army unless you are looking for something new to do....... or if you are korean.

  • @ashleyrigatoni702
    @ashleyrigatoni702 11 місяців тому

    That's it, I'm staying home tomorrow and watching every video on this channel 😂😂😂

  • @briancorr3668
    @briancorr3668 5 років тому +5

    That Korean video is much longer, it just keeps escalating until they start chopping each other’s hands off with their bare hands

  • @12346unkown
    @12346unkown 2 роки тому

    Dude the frog jumping scared the shit out of me… 😂

  • @jacktorrance2633
    @jacktorrance2633 3 роки тому

    Dude on the waterboard did pretty good,he got some time on it.

  • @J_Braz_
    @J_Braz_ 3 роки тому

    That's smart. It looks silly, but it keeps their brains active. Also good exercise.

  • @dickjohnson8636
    @dickjohnson8636 4 роки тому +5

    Remeber that time dad drowned at the theme park!?🤣🤣🤣

  • @xd-gp1rs
    @xd-gp1rs 5 років тому +4

    11:00 it scared the shit out of me

  • @biancanapoles1725
    @biancanapoles1725 6 місяців тому

    "He tells everyone not to panic, no one was."
    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TourPace
    @TourPace 3 роки тому

    I just died when that guy bit it in the flow rider. Now all my co-workers are staring at me.

  • @deborahgarry9363
    @deborahgarry9363 Рік тому

    I was today years old when I found out that snakes can crawl backwards. My snake phobia just went up a notch.

  • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
    @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 3 роки тому

    😂that rescue boat one tho... couldn't breath for a few

  • @susanmercurio1060
    @susanmercurio1060 7 місяців тому

    Love your commentary on the baby bear

  • @robertlance1494
    @robertlance1494 Рік тому

    My god... the flooded highway rescue... I cant believe how helpless people have become.

  • @kitkat44885
    @kitkat44885 3 роки тому

    Every one of theses has this almost monty python feeling to it XD

  • @sjnix7044
    @sjnix7044 Рік тому

    That gecko got a towo-fer. Looked like a Tokay and fast AF.

  • @WunnSEN
    @WunnSEN Рік тому

    Aggy Agness moves like she's 20yrs younger with that overhand

  • @ItsAzail
    @ItsAzail 3 роки тому

    The bear one gave me anxiety. Go baby 🐻

  • @kunobuje542
    @kunobuje542 3 роки тому

    Dude you should get your own show on the teller, this is awesome

  • @joshuawhitmore6885
    @joshuawhitmore6885 3 роки тому

    The drone bit was great

  • @WillPage
    @WillPage 3 роки тому

    Are those bats 33% of a pool floaty? Man, genius safety measures at play here.

  • @batwom4304
    @batwom4304 3 роки тому

    1) Ozzy Man is clearly a genius.
    2) I need to find something else to do before I laugh to the point of puking.

  • @flamegaming760
    @flamegaming760 2 роки тому

    The second clip is too funny. Most I've laughed in a while!

  • @genesisjimenez5481
    @genesisjimenez5481 3 роки тому

    Sending you love OzZy! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @MrPlooky
    @MrPlooky 3 роки тому

    Ozzy man puts me in a good mood..

  • @blkacdevl2517
    @blkacdevl2517 2 роки тому

    Norma hasn't had something long and hard in her hands for ages, she has to get to know how to handle it again.

  • @sandraheinrich5949
    @sandraheinrich5949 2 роки тому

    That wasp was taking the legs off the cockroach. I've never seen anything like that before.

  • @nightfury5387
    @nightfury5387 5 років тому +6

    The bear didn’t get any money from ozzy man reviews either

    • @Phrost72
      @Phrost72 4 роки тому

      not true at all i bet. awareness has been raised....people are prbably shaming that drone operator and discouraging others. The bear didnt get money from ozzy man, but it got RESPECT. Somthing money cant buy, as im sure you know.

  • @dereklonewolf9011
    @dereklonewolf9011 3 роки тому

    Seems like the bear cub. Made the cut ! 🇨🇦 72 yr Manitoba hunter expat

  • @carriesmith3494
    @carriesmith3494 3 роки тому +1

    I'd rather die young than live to be so old and play balloon with other old people.

  • @buttp0under
    @buttp0under 3 роки тому +1002

    That drone operater pissed me off more than my ex

    • @TinMan445
      @TinMan445 3 роки тому +51

      Fr, fuck that idiot. Almost got that cub killed

    • @tetsushatarii2108
      @tetsushatarii2108 3 роки тому +11

      @@TinMan445 OK. I understand that the mom and the cub got freaked out... but how did the cub almost get killed? It slid down a snowy hill a couple of times.

    • @slayerbllade
      @slayerbllade 3 роки тому +35

      @@tetsushatarii2108 well i mean, imagine if that was a cliff instead of a slope, really not a good time to zoom in with the fking drone. I wish the guy doing this shit go flak for it. What a fking loser

    • @TinMan445
      @TinMan445 3 роки тому +18

      @@tetsushatarii2108 the cliff you can see on the steeper dirt part

    • @affextwiinz6633
      @affextwiinz6633 3 роки тому +43

      @@tetsushatarii2108 who cares... the point is Keep your fking drones away from the wildlife

  • @megalodonmego2163
    @megalodonmego2163 5 років тому +4505

    I'm so happy that the bear cub made it!

    • @happydeamon
      @happydeamon 5 років тому +51

      yeah, it would be a shame if it died and nobody got to make a trophy rug.

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 5 років тому +27

      Made it up the mountain, but who knows if it made it into adulthood? Probably got eaten by a big fuck off male bear.

    • @VeganJustToAnnoyYou
      @VeganJustToAnnoyYou 5 років тому +31

      @@happydeamon idiot

    • @happydeamon
      @happydeamon 5 років тому +16

      @@VeganJustToAnnoyYou I'm just saying it would be a total wasted life if he dies and nobody benefits from it! Reed, you are rude!

    • @VeganJustToAnnoyYou
      @VeganJustToAnnoyYou 5 років тому +38

      @@happydeamon and you are a fucking idiot

  • @notsure1277
    @notsure1277 3 роки тому +642

    Bear cub was very smart. He deliberately sought his mother's tracks for an easier climb.

    • @DanWhe
      @DanWhe 3 роки тому +24

      Smarter than most humans

    • @aron7548
      @aron7548 3 роки тому +7

      We climbers do that too

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 3 роки тому +24

      @@aron7548 Because you learned it from bears 😀

    • @en6598
      @en6598 3 роки тому +7

      @@SatumainenOlento one of my favorite climbers is a bear he does free soloing the other two is a lizard (free solo speed climber) and the third is Adam Ondra 😂😂😂

    • @hewhoc8664
      @hewhoc8664 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, smarter than the humans who can build drones to record the whole thing.
      Probably smarter than you for that comment though 😂

  • @mangofangoe315
    @mangofangoe315 5 років тому +1247

    "They don't call her agile Agnes for nothing.." 😂😂😂I died

  • @highsenborg
    @highsenborg 4 роки тому +3114

    The Drone Operator should get 'Idiot' tattooed on his Forehead.

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 4 роки тому +333

      I am unspeakably pissed off by the drone operator

    • @purpleflower4752
      @purpleflower4752 4 роки тому +34

      @@seanoreilly1832 I pray for your peace

    • @papapao8046
      @papapao8046 4 роки тому +79

      Damn right. We should try to learn what’s his name so we can address his idiocy properly.

    • @zanderzaza4947
      @zanderzaza4947 4 роки тому +26

      Right, if I was their I woulda punched him the face mate !!!

    • @papapao8046
      @papapao8046 4 роки тому +14

      Zander the trigger on that video is real. Hahaha

  • @Raqdolll
    @Raqdolll 5 років тому +1394

    Korean army: Our soilders are axe proof.
    Opponent: *Has a gun*

  • @theClow9
    @theClow9 5 років тому +636

    The battle between wasp and cockroach was a blood bath with his legs getting torn apart but the twist got better of me. Well played godzilla👏👏👏

    • @carladdington7135
      @carladdington7135 5 років тому +13

      That point was worth mentioning in the vid. Still awesome thought.

    • @mumutheo
      @mumutheo 5 років тому +7

      HOLY SHITBALLS

    • @honestpetvideos9307
      @honestpetvideos9307 2 роки тому +4

      The king of monsters remains unchallenged

  • @KurdistanLazo
    @KurdistanLazo 3 роки тому +760

    Poor mother bear, she thought his little cub was getting attacked by a eagle, hope karma gets that drone operator

    • @gaetzhammond9273
      @gaetzhammond9273 3 роки тому +7

      Her**

    • @topunluky8084
      @topunluky8084 3 роки тому +1

      @UCtwxBhy3rTSXAbt-2bg7euA no fuck face he is right

    • @topunluky8084
      @topunluky8084 3 роки тому +6

      Her for she
      His for he

    • @hansdampf640
      @hansdampf640 3 роки тому +15

      @Soper Sayen Guku there is nothing to assume,it mother bear,it´s always mother bear,that´s facts of mother nature.
      don´t fuck arround with that you dipshit..

    • @boots3372
      @boots3372 3 роки тому +12

      @Soper Sayen Guku You don't need to assume its gender, it's definitely positively female.

  • @alphanojutsu5243
    @alphanojutsu5243 5 років тому +276

    that lizard srared the shit out of me

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 5 років тому +623

    You can see how uninterested half of those old people are with that ballon game.

    • @tomsmith6344
      @tomsmith6344 5 років тому +48

      Probably the indignity.

    • @master__oogway
      @master__oogway 5 років тому +87

      Not Agnes tho. Turning pro this Christmas.

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 5 років тому +5

      I would be interested...if there were more baloons.

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 5 років тому +34

      If this is life in an old people's home, I can't fucking wait.

    • @gregorymerry5408
      @gregorymerry5408 5 років тому +5

      What the fuck are you talking about? Did you see that backhand???

  • @MB-bn9pl
    @MB-bn9pl 5 років тому +1067

    Can’t believe he didn’t mention how the wasp tore off the roach’s legs... it was savage

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson 5 років тому +49

      I saw that too. Wasp was a gangster.

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 5 років тому +37

      @Thenotfunnyperson Hang on a minute. Just because I'm a cockroach doesn't mean I'm a piece is shit. My life has meaning you know

    • @mamindhive
      @mamindhive 5 років тому +5

      @@supernana7263 They can't comprehend that, excuse them

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 5 років тому +11

      Looked a bit like the cockroach ditched them. Some animals do that sorta stuff.

    • @legostarwarsbattledroid5272
      @legostarwarsbattledroid5272 5 років тому +4

      @@anononomous yeah the worm will detach half the body to escape from a predator

  • @uncomfortablyclose8481
    @uncomfortablyclose8481 5 років тому +820

    Couldn’t she have just walked around on the grass hill or something? I don’t get why they needed an inflatable raft for that.

    • @DesertRunner602
      @DesertRunner602 5 років тому +157

      It was only thigh-high. That was embarrassing

    • @nickel7737
      @nickel7737 5 років тому +67

      Better question here. Why didn’t the trainer professional just say...yep this is just a piggy back ride?

    • @feeltoofree
      @feeltoofree 5 років тому +67

      Dunno, maybe she has some phobia with unclear water

    • @Julian-xb1se
      @Julian-xb1se 4 роки тому +17

      Maybe she doesn't know the depth of the water or how to swim, but she can jump on to other side

    • @muhammadshafiqal-islam1542
      @muhammadshafiqal-islam1542 4 роки тому +34

      i see the car is jotnonnthe road so she might had an accident and injured herseld and because of that she could not walk/cross water (maybe)

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 5 років тому +2417

    Nailed a job interview and got hired on the spot, followed by an Ozzy Man video notification. Today is a good day. 😂😂😂

  • @Queen_of_Hearts-Sharnell
    @Queen_of_Hearts-Sharnell 3 роки тому +93

    This is still one of the best episodes ever. I come back and watch this often. It helps me remember to not take life so seriously.

  • @uzumakinaruto8621
    @uzumakinaruto8621 5 років тому +381

    Think if he was a news reporter....
    I would watch news everyday 😂😂

    • @jaywalt8418
      @jaywalt8418 5 років тому +4

      And if I couldn’t it’d be recorded🤣👌🏾✌🏾

    • @adequatekoala6743
      @adequatekoala6743 5 років тому +3

      Uzumaki Naruto soo true

    • @ILoveFood0911
      @ILoveFood0911 4 роки тому +1

      Can we make this happen? A podcast like that even? I'd donate money to get it started💀

    • @hibahprice6887
      @hibahprice6887 4 роки тому

      He needs his own channel, uncensored)

    • @hibahprice6887
      @hibahprice6887 4 роки тому

      Although, stop .. he already has a channel on UA-cam, why does he also need a TV channel?)

  • @Dunkoee2866
    @Dunkoee2866 5 років тому +473

    I shat my pants Godzilla came out of nowhere!!

  • @TheYavy
    @TheYavy 5 років тому +230

    Dude im dying of laughter that rescue mission was hilarious lmao

    • @freeman2399
      @freeman2399 3 роки тому +1

      She should be charged for being a fuckwit.

    • @vipe650r
      @vipe650r 2 роки тому +6

      I’m wondering if she was disabled somehow - as in couldn’t navigate it herself. I sure hope she wasn’t just lazy.

    • @skyhawkslcb18
      @skyhawkslcb18 2 роки тому

      @@vipe650r yeah, so disabled that she was able to stand perfectly fine on the asphalt afterward

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Рік тому

      Mentally

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Рік тому +1

      @@vipe650r who cares it's hilarious, the woman probably would have a good laugh

  • @kraziezombie
    @kraziezombie 2 роки тому +18

    "Learn how to just get... fucken tangled up and then u have to... untangle yourself, and get out of that pickle!" I couldn't take it anymore, I died. 😆 🤣

  • @Cymatic7
    @Cymatic7 5 років тому +540

    10:47
    That wasp is literally ripping his legs off one by one... wow

    • @jamshirgoorabian505
      @jamshirgoorabian505 5 років тому +39

      The roaches deserve it!

    • @thedudeabides3294
      @thedudeabides3294 5 років тому +12

      Meanwhile I need to motivate myself to cook instant noodles.

    • @caringheart34
      @caringheart34 5 років тому +12

      @@jamshirgoorabian505 When a nuke happen, they are going to be the survivors only.

    • @pawaaofnegativaty9803
      @pawaaofnegativaty9803 5 років тому +4

      Probably owed him

    • @velk2897
      @velk2897 5 років тому +2

      I wonder is there an "Attack on titans" for the roaches

  • @georgeisaak5321
    @georgeisaak5321 4 роки тому +645

    jokes apart , that cop had some serious skills going on !!!!

    • @nelseify
      @nelseify 4 роки тому +19

      Kinda irresponsible though, he can't exactly protect his gun while his hands are tied into boxing gloves.

    • @kamitokazehaya5043
      @kamitokazehaya5043 4 роки тому +42

      @@nelseify well at least he isn't those cops that file you a case for touching his shoe

    • @Real_Talkz
      @Real_Talkz 4 роки тому +44

      @@nelseify you don't know the story behind it so being a Karen isn't going to help.

    • @havocnationriders755
      @havocnationriders755 4 роки тому +10

      One of the most badass cops ive ever seen.

    • @Spills51
      @Spills51 4 роки тому +41

      @@nelseify He obviously has a repoire with those guys.
      One cant just be a robot, lord knows that there is far to much separation between cops and citizens these days.
      Joining those guys for 5 minutes can make a big difference between the people and the cops.
      A few years back someone called the cops and complained cause they got out of their car and the person complained and recorded them joining a football game on the street.
      The cop was just tossing the ball and catching it with the kids....Apparently the person thought they should have better things to do...MISSING THE POINT THAT HAVING A CONNECTION WITH THE VERY PEOPLE YOU SEE EVERYDAY IS THEY SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING A COP CAN DO TO MAKE THEM A BETTER COP.
      Anyway, many came to that cops defense thankfully and basically told the complainer to piss off....NOW IM PASSING THAT ON TO YOU....

  • @MaloneMantooth
    @MaloneMantooth 3 роки тому +190

    That bear cub had more determination than most humans.

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 2 роки тому +4

      so if humans are in that situations they would let themselves fall, right

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Рік тому

      your mom should have had more determination to swallow you

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth Рік тому

      @@Jason-gg4lm: Your mom doesn't need determination as her nickname is bukake. She loves it.

    • @GaylJDodds
      @GaylJDodds 10 місяців тому

      Definitely more than the jackass who got their car stuck in waist deep water! Lol!!

  • @dvo66
    @dvo66 5 років тому +646

    OMG, The legend Agile Agnes herself !!!

  • @deanwinchest3906
    @deanwinchest3906 5 років тому +1009

    *Best compilation ever!* The only thing better might be Brazilian T.V.😄😅😄

    • @deanwinchest3906
      @deanwinchest3906 5 років тому +3

      metalbowser23 *INDEED*

    • @gustavrsh
      @gustavrsh 5 років тому

      *PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL*

    • @imperialkain4838
      @imperialkain4838 5 років тому +1

      Nothing beats ozzy's brazilian tv PERIOD

    • @yustinj
      @yustinj 5 років тому

      AMBIENT MODE

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 років тому +1

      Now it's a close Runner up don't be talking crazy now...

  • @sharky4205
    @sharky4205 5 років тому +479

    The Korean army tho......... I have a hard time opening my pickle jar 😐

    • @elodkadar7411
      @elodkadar7411 5 років тому +5

      Pussy

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 5 років тому

      you should join.

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 років тому

      @@elodkadar7411 lol

    • @vaporisedair4919
      @vaporisedair4919 5 років тому +6

      I doubt they are even trained to open jars, more likely they would smash them open with their heads.

    • @natethepnda8528
      @natethepnda8528 5 років тому +24

      Maybe like 20% is trained like that. They seem like special forces. Probably headbutt your helmet and bust you brains and punch through your kevlar vest and pull your heart out mortal kombat style

  • @kurtcoibainjr
    @kurtcoibainjr 3 роки тому +68

    I absolutely love that the middle aged man was laughing the whole time. Good to have a good sense of humor

  • @jackmitchell7113
    @jackmitchell7113 5 років тому +700

    We just gonna ignore the bloke who is immune to an axe

    • @blaskowixx
      @blaskowixx 4 роки тому +61

      Jack Mitchell umm maybe a blunt axe? Hahaha but still farking hell how did he do that

    • @ac1dra1n
      @ac1dra1n 4 роки тому +25

      @@blaskowixx fake hand, blunt axe

    • @ParRagon-
      @ParRagon- 4 роки тому +19

      @@ac1dra1n probably not really stones too, of super fuking soft wood sticks. ^^

    • @ceryseira
      @ceryseira 4 роки тому +1

      Wooden axe.

    • @bradenselkirk4930
      @bradenselkirk4930 4 роки тому +6

      I’m glad someone else noticed the fake hand

  • @DauntLezUser
    @DauntLezUser 5 років тому +397

    Yahhhhhhhh mega compilation after ages love your vids

    • @DauntLezUser
      @DauntLezUser 5 років тому

      Thanks for the likes plz sub me I’ll sub back

    • @vibinjenova
      @vibinjenova 5 років тому

      @@DauntLezUser no

  • @philipm3173
    @philipm3173 5 років тому +504

    Really? Not a single comment here about the street boxing cop? That was awesome and wholesome and damn he feinted like mike Tyson and hands were quick too.

    • @titanhovey
      @titanhovey 5 років тому +19

      nah. that cockroach was fighting for life and went down with her murderer, no one gives a shit about the cop boxer

    • @quadrogong1111
      @quadrogong1111 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, everyone does that when they put on gloves, try to be Tyson, going real low like that bobbing..I noticed it..since he had gloves in his trunk, he probably got his ass handed to him by his desk sgt. The next day

    • @user-zb8tq5pr4x
      @user-zb8tq5pr4x 5 років тому +3

      The black guys were just testing him to see if he's capable of defending himself for crime commiting purposes later.

    • @izzimichaels2892
      @izzimichaels2892 5 років тому +1

      and he didnt even bite!

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 років тому +15

      It's hot as fuck outside and the cop is wearing a uniform while boxing.
      Respect.

  • @pa19335
    @pa19335 5 років тому +128

    That water rescue was intense. I think I have to take a nap now.

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 5 років тому +2

      I had to take a break and have a beer half way through. It had my anxiety way up.

  • @senorpigeon9564
    @senorpigeon9564 5 років тому +288

    Imagine wasting minutes of emergency services because you don’t want to get wet in the “ocean.”

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +21

      Or, your in a state of shock after an accident, and your brain is stuck in the fight or flight response.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +14

      Touko Mizu go ask a EMT or firefighter for stories about people in shock, they will have tons of stories of the crazy things people do while in shock.
      I was with my dad as a kid, when he responded to a emergency call to the his old volunteer fire department. The tguy had spun out, off the highway into the ditch, on a rainy day. No real injuries, nothing else hit, but the ~40s guy was in serious shock. They had to cut the steering wheel to get him out of the truck to the EMTs, because he just wouldn’t/couldn’t just let go of it.

    • @godsbestdd
      @godsbestdd 4 роки тому +5

      i (passenger) was caught in flood waters and someone called 911, firefighters just told me to walk out of the car when they got to me tho, i mean its pretty obvious that the water aint deep if it isnt even to your window

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 3 роки тому +4

      @@cjwrench07 shock? her car is in some water. If that really is a shocking experience for you then they should just leave you there. We dont need to waste our time on 'saving' someone so useless

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 3 роки тому

      @@dash4800 you'd be surprised at what simple things can totally incapacitate a person. Luckily in the US on top of it being a tax paid service, we also receive a bill for emergency services thanks to people like this using their resources for frivolous things like minor flooding in a roadside ditch.

  • @clairey6407
    @clairey6407 4 роки тому +535

    That drone operator needs to be arrested.

    • @j43k
      @j43k 4 роки тому +40

      I legit got pissed on that part.

    • @Fleshlight_Reviewer
      @Fleshlight_Reviewer 4 роки тому +3

      Why

    • @jamess7576
      @jamess7576 4 роки тому +29

      @@Fleshlight_Reviewer
      It's illegal use of a drone*. Maybe not arrested but fined and any held drone licenses revoked.
      Edit, * if this had happened in the U.S. or Canada it would be illegal use of a drone. The video was filmed in Russia and I do not know the exact particulars of UAS regulations in Russia.

    • @Fleshlight_Reviewer
      @Fleshlight_Reviewer 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamess7576 really? Didn't know drones needed a license

    • @jamess7576
      @jamess7576 4 роки тому +7

      @@Fleshlight_Reviewer Drones have to be registered unless under 0.55 lbs and if you operate one for anything (including monetized UA-cam) besides recreational use in the U.S. you are required by law to have a UAS FAA license or exemption of some sort, most common is a part 107 certificate.

  • @20FreeWill
    @20FreeWill 2 роки тому +36

    That life raft rescue was truly heroic

  • @lincoln5310
    @lincoln5310 4 роки тому +141

    This guy makes me literally cry in laughter!😂

  • @idaknow2313
    @idaknow2313 5 років тому +230

    I have to say the car rescue was a bit overfunded when someone could have just told her to get out on the dry side and walk down the incline ,just sayin’

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 5 років тому +82

      Hell, just tell her to wade through the water, it wasn't deep or fast-moving. A complete waste of services.

    • @Sirkillmenot82
      @Sirkillmenot82 5 років тому +118

      Have you seen how high that grass was?!? There might have been a tiger hiding in there! The woman could have died if she did that! Her death would be on you, you monster!

    • @Pfsif
      @Pfsif 5 років тому +46

      She went on to sue the city for 40 million.

    • @idaknow2313
      @idaknow2313 5 років тому +4

      Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh harder at Ozzyman BAM 💥 here you are fantastic 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 5 років тому +25

      the person in the car was paraplegic they couldn't walk, the driver of the car got out and was the person who called the rescue services and I just made this up but let's see how many people believe this

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому +219

    I'm not sure what was more intense the balloon game or the poor baby bear vs giant freaking mountain.

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 5 років тому +8

      What are you talking about? The flood was the most intense part.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому +1

      @@MetaKaios oh yeah yeah yeah that's up there for sure.