Norm Macdonald Explains Genocide - HD

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  • Опубліковано 20 чер 2017
  • One of my favorite Norm clips had to be in HD! I have all the episodes with Norm downloaded, and I think I might upload more clips if I find any good ones. Also for clarity this is from Episode 1 of Sams Game on Playboy TV.
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  • @randylahey5463
    @randylahey5463 Рік тому +190

    Artie saying "that was justified" with a dart dangling out of his mouth may be the funniest and most perfectly timed thing I've ever seen.

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 Рік тому +17

      "Hitler was out of his mind, at the time!"

    • @oreocarlton3343
      @oreocarlton3343 9 місяців тому +2

      l mao

    • @SwagAIDS
      @SwagAIDS 2 місяці тому +1

      I wasn’t expecting anything witty out of his mouth, and then choked on my spit when he said that

    • @MiguelBaptista1981
      @MiguelBaptista1981 Місяць тому

      "Artie"'s a shmuck.

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla День тому

      I still remember this comment from time to time and I come back to this video 😂😂😂

  • @sveltland
    @sveltland 4 роки тому +194

    You've never heard the legal term justifiable genocide

    • @Kagekivx
      @Kagekivx 4 дні тому

      Kind of prophetic to Oct 7. Genocide had to be legally defined at the UN. Turkey still denies Armenian Genocide and whitewashed Muslim history.

  • @clydecavalieri8490
    @clydecavalieri8490 4 роки тому +181

    "It wasn't a total genocide." Lol! Like dam, one got away.

    • @ArgieGrit
      @ArgieGrit 4 роки тому +5

      "It's cool. They were bad at genocide"

    • @docd2295
      @docd2295 2 роки тому +1

      Bet it was OJ

  • @HeavyDKC1
    @HeavyDKC1 2 роки тому +60

    This poor girl walked right into it and Artie and Norm played it perfect. This has to be one of the funniest moments in poker on tv.

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 Рік тому +4

      Hahaha whoever that balding guy is just scootching his chair away from the table "OMG get me out of this conversation" XD

    • @larslosh5598
      @larslosh5598 Рік тому

      She set them up perfectly. The "justifiable" line was almost forgotten, but she saved it. She may be a prostitute of some kind, but that was brilliant sidekicking, almost Eget level

    • @soldat2516
      @soldat2516 Рік тому +1

      @@sethiddings7293 You mean legendary comedian Dave Attell?

    • @xXRealTalkXx
      @xXRealTalkXx 2 місяці тому

      @@sethiddings7293 do you not know who the fuck dave attell is?

  • @liamailiam
    @liamailiam 3 роки тому +58

    "Stop quoting Churchill"

    • @docd2295
      @docd2295 2 роки тому +13

      The funniest part of whole video is some porn chicks pratting on about which month’s issue they were in while the most towering intellect in comedy demands “stop quoting Churchill!” To some guy in the background.

    • @hazeust
      @hazeust 2 роки тому

      Instantly I was cackling. RIP a legend, man.

  • @sethiddings7293
    @sethiddings7293 Рік тому +32

    I say 6 million, he says 6 hundred, you probably say a number in between.

    • @ashtonmilkyway
      @ashtonmilkyway 2 місяці тому +1

      I say what’s the difference they’re both tragedy’s

  • @bigfatbreakfastboy7137
    @bigfatbreakfastboy7137 3 роки тому +36

    Artie's Maher is surprisingly funny

  • @vr1175
    @vr1175 7 років тому +41

    This would be a show I'd watch every week! Great comedians.

  • @jimsarge3id359
    @jimsarge3id359 5 років тому +105

    Norm has the most chip's.

    • @behindthebarwithjr157
      @behindthebarwithjr157 2 роки тому +26

      yeah he mugged an AA meeting

    • @johnk5398
      @johnk5398 11 місяців тому +3

      Its because he always took the long shot.

    • @nb-eq6rw
      @nb-eq6rw 10 місяців тому

      Usually did have the most chips

    • @edwardh1003
      @edwardh1003 Місяць тому

      ​@johnk5398 Ol' Long Shot Louie. Loves long shots.

  • @corymcpherson1235
    @corymcpherson1235 7 років тому +41

    Weekend at Artie's

  • @MUFFINHEAD1985
    @MUFFINHEAD1985 Рік тому +20

    Norm knows his Holodomor.

    • @dixonhill1108
      @dixonhill1108 6 місяців тому +2

      Seriously smart guy back before internet was a thing.

  • @nate8867
    @nate8867 2 роки тому +18

    Rip norm truly one of the greatest ever.

  • @terraLiquidus
    @terraLiquidus 2 роки тому +31

    Gradually I began to hate them.

  • @spartan0771
    @spartan0771 Рік тому +24

    Interesting lesson in jewish narcissism lol

    • @dixonhill1108
      @dixonhill1108 6 місяців тому +1

      Seriously he's like an inch away from saying natives deserved it for fighting back.

    • @gordonshumway6128
      @gordonshumway6128 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes. It was.

  • @randomfella8084
    @randomfella8084 5 років тому +34

    "why is it justified?? He says it's justified" .. She has no clue what's going on.

  • @Foreignerlin91
    @Foreignerlin91 5 років тому +25

    Genocide is the killing of a specific ppl folks. Hence the “geno” part to the genocide word

    • @KitCalder
      @KitCalder 3 роки тому +2

      Genocide = killing genoral population

    • @fuckyoutube9305
      @fuckyoutube9305 2 роки тому +12

      @@KitCalder
      genoral is not a word, genocide is the government mandated extermination of a particular ethnic group

    • @darudesandstrom1067
      @darudesandstrom1067 Рік тому +1

      @@KitCalder 😂😂😂 genoral, bruh are you serious rn 😂

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 Рік тому +1

      That guy was trying to argue that it's not a genocide if you're exterminating a race base on anything other than the belief they are inferior. "If you trying to get their land, and it's easier if they're all dead. That's more of genosituation."

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival Рік тому

      @@sethiddings7293 to him that's like calling the US going to war with Germany a genocide of Germans. I think he just didn't get a chance to explain it that well

  • @RunningP123456
    @RunningP123456 10 місяців тому +3

    This girl playing along pretty well

  • @ImaClownman
    @ImaClownman 3 роки тому +26

    60 mil vs “6 mil”, which is greater ?

    • @leevkop8229
      @leevkop8229 2 роки тому +15

      Careful bro, I can hear the ADL rubbing their hands already

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 Рік тому +1

      It's still terrible either way

    • @ImaClownman
      @ImaClownman Рік тому +2

      @@sethiddings7293 redcross numbers suggest the real figure is 270k for the one claiming 6 million.

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas Рік тому

      You forgot to factor in the exchange rate between cattle-goy and the chosen people, which we all know has to be at least 10 to 1.

    • @soldat2516
      @soldat2516 Рік тому

      It's not genocide if it's for real estate apparently.

  • @CrowClouds
    @CrowClouds 3 роки тому +14

    This is a hot mess lmao

  • @jeyfreeman7045
    @jeyfreeman7045 6 років тому +7

    Where can I find a high quality episode of sams game, preferably this episode!

  • @Borat911
    @Borat911 6 років тому +13

    I don't think they're ''stupid'' they're just not interested and pre occupied and/or high/drunk or all of the above

    • @waswaswad
      @waswaswad 6 років тому

      Usually theres not many drugs involved in poker

    • @SomethingCool51
      @SomethingCool51 6 років тому +15

      +Hankcock usually there's no Artie Lange either

  • @Synochra
    @Synochra 6 років тому +13

    Artie's last line webt over their heads apparently

  • @jimsarge3id359
    @jimsarge3id359 5 років тому +6

    Artie should split those 9's, plenty of hard cards ~~ 10,J,Q clubs, 10,J,K,Ace of diamonds, 10,J,Q,K,Ace of hearts

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 7 місяців тому

    It's so funny to see how Artie Lang ended up compared to Norm, who almost literally walked into heaven like Enok. If there is such a thing as Hell it's clearly Artie Lang's life rn

  • @mayadavison6966
    @mayadavison6966 4 дні тому

    lol this came full circle

  • @tejasparastekar7271
    @tejasparastekar7271 Рік тому

    whole episode?

  • @Myrt94
    @Myrt94 3 роки тому

    Do you know where I can find the full episode in HD?

    • @SirMixALotRareMusic
      @SirMixALotRareMusic  3 роки тому +1

      I just grabbed these from Usenet, don't think it's public anywhere.

  • @christophergoree6357
    @christophergoree6357 2 роки тому

    Who is Jenny?

  • @ColtyT33
    @ColtyT33 Рік тому

    I guess there’s such thing as reliiggiiiooon

  • @Foreignerlin91
    @Foreignerlin91 5 років тому +5

    Wait....is she trying to tell a joke

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 7 років тому +38

    The Jews.

  • @armanhatamkhani3824
    @armanhatamkhani3824 6 років тому +54

    Listening to this is seriously depressing. America needs to move away from its cult of ignorance.

    • @rvnwy7261
      @rvnwy7261 4 роки тому +5

      What about it was concerning? Im genuinely curious

    • @liamailiam
      @liamailiam 3 роки тому +15

      Stop quoting Churchill

    • @KitCalder
      @KitCalder 3 роки тому +6

      @Kat Rogers Since when did America (or anyone for that matter) look to Playboy TV for intellectual guidance?

    • @KitCalder
      @KitCalder 3 роки тому +1

      ​@Kat Rogers OK I'll bite. 1) It's 'they're'. If you're going to call into question people's education you might want to avoid basic grammatical errors. 2) There was actually a pretty interesting distinction brought up regarding genocide on purely hate-based grounds and genocide for more utilitarian reasons such as acquiring land (though my guess is the prior ideological reasons are usually used as cover for the latter). This might have evolved into an interesting discussion were it not for the fact that 3) This is obviously a low-brow comedy/dumb stuff show, so Norm instead made a witty remark ("You've never heard the legal term *justifiable genocide*?").

    • @KitCalder
      @KitCalder 3 роки тому +1

      @Kat Rogers Yeah that one Native American got it pretty bad

  • @adrenochromejoe7448
    @adrenochromejoe7448 7 років тому +14

    WTF is with this girl

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 6 років тому +19

    Actually, contrary to what that one guy said, the reasoning behind the Holocaust and the Marxist exterminations in Russia was the same. As Hitler explained in Mein Kampf, he regarded the Aryans as the "master race" because they made good socialists; because they would "subjugate their egos" to the "good of the community", these being traits he recognized the Jews did not demonstrate, as they insisted on individualism, etc. just like the "bourgeoisie" of Russia.
    There is no difference between the socialists and Marxists who exist nowadays and the Nazis and mega mass murdering communists, and let's not forget the Ustashi Catholics who are claimed to have even freaked out the Nazis with their inhuman brutality against the Orthodox Christians.

    • @armanhatamkhani3824
      @armanhatamkhani3824 6 років тому +6

      The one difference is that you can change your class by allowing the communist government to expropriate all your wealth and thus be spared from systematic mass murder, whereas you can't change your race.
      Not saying that the extermination of a class is somehow acceptable, but there is a reason we don't consider it genocide.

    • @backforblood3421
      @backforblood3421 2 роки тому +1

      @@armanhatamkhani3824 Race? Do you have any idea how many people of Jewish ancestry there are among European populations who are regarded as Gentiles?

    • @backforblood3421
      @backforblood3421 2 роки тому +1

      @@ThreeFontStreet Where did you read that?

    • @brighterbrighternews7599
      @brighterbrighternews7599 2 роки тому

      If you include Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, etc… Judging by people killed the people of today trail the communists by like 100 million to 2.

    • @brighterbrighternews7599
      @brighterbrighternews7599 2 роки тому

      The communists of today are roughly equal to OJ Simpson