I love the fact that we all needed one picture of a Bronze Age man, one historical fact, one poem and one song and we managed to make an entire "fandom" with a lot of lore
The absolute fact that EA Nasir probably have ancestors living amongst us is mind blowing. 🤯 and they all work for Electronic Arts just make this even funnier.
I think that EA_NASIR we will be literaly clasified by historians and mythologists as a new deity in the mesopotamian belifes,bruh had chalanged enki rigth to his throne,scamed and trolled various akkadians and babylonians,and yet still thinking that he is the god of commercial deeds and lord of all mankind merchants. 💀💀
Ea Nasir was living a dangerous life, actually. Even today, if you are a small buisness, messing around with the wrong customers can have "consequences" outside of legal sphere. In the days, if the people were particularly offended, it could have been very detrimental to the swindler's health, lifespan and well-being of their family. Nanni seems to be on a chiller, more lawful side of the things, but who is to say he was the only one who got poor quality copper?
This makes me really want to reenact this entire Ea Nasir and Nanni complaint in real life person meme since I am studying Sumerian language. To be or not to be?
@fastgen839. I will be making a live version mini film. Modernized though due to budget. Will let you see when complete. Currently writing script and singing/playing simple sumerian songs. Lmao 😂
Bro there is no refund button 💀💀
Wait... WHAT!?
...shit.
The torch hovering above his head is a masterstroke.
IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
I thought it was because they burned his house down.
That's why those temporary tablets survived for millenia.
@@sirmiles1820That's the joke bro
My throat hurts from laughing at that 😂😂😂
It's the music that gets me.
The fact that Ea-Nasir is still remembered and no ones gives a f*ck about Nanni makes this whole thing just perfectly fun.
Who is Nanni?
@@Ramzi1944Nanni was the customer
@@okenki Thank you, iltam sumra to you brother 🙏
@@Ramzi1944 No problems, may all your copper be top quality! : )
Nanni: "nanni?"
I love the fact that we all needed one picture of a Bronze Age man, one historical fact, one poem and one song and we managed to make an entire "fandom" with a lot of lore
amazing, btw a big upload coming soon
EA Nasir is the only man to have a customer complaint tablet survive longer than his business 😂
That ILTUM killed me 😭😭😭😂
The NISHI too 💀💀💀
EA ULTIMatum, Take IT OR GET LOST!
I came for silver and I found gold.
Wrong you found impure Copper 😅
you found worst Quality copper 😂
How much did ea bribed you lol
@@Alexander..69 For bad quality copper. They also insulted my servant.
You found worst Quality copper 😂
0:34 the other guy speaks ancient egyptian, lol
Maybe he's the foreign markets adviser, I'm sure the Egyptian market was an interesting target for their company
Yes at the time of the bronze age Egyptian hieroglyphics was also a spoken language not just mesopotamian languages
Blüd defenestrated the Egyptian market advisor! (The Pharao's Curse will avenge him in a later episode)
Just shows how hated EA has been for ages. Even the sumerians hated it four thousand years ago.
I mean if we got the worst copper with overprice who isn’t angry?
A reminder that the name Nasir is still used in Iraq but nobody heard of Nanni before
Not just in Iraq but all around muslim countries and communities, Nasir is very much present.
Nanni is still used in Japan 🇯🇵 😂
South Asia Is Fill With Nasir Name
when he was like "iltam sumra rashupti elatim" it hits so hard 😭
0:38 that nissi was great, EA-nasir putted in his place.
HAHAHA! The definition of quality content!
Just like my copper fr
@@whomidity3953there you are! I want a refund, my Copper was low quallity! You think you can keep getting away with this! I will burn down your shop!
@@whomidity3953 I'm seriously begging for a refund for your sh1tty quality copper
@@whomidity3953 there you are... I wanna refund and yet still got no refunds after i waste my money for your poor quality copper
@@whomidity3953gimme copper
That’s some certified Bronze Age moments
Only 2020BC kids remember these stupid EA games.
Truly a cheap copper moment
OH MY GOD IT'S ELECTRONIC ARTS "EA" NASIR?????? no way.
The absolute fact that EA Nasir probably have ancestors living amongst us is mind blowing. 🤯 and they all work for Electronic Arts just make this even funnier.
he said it..
EA Sports it's in the 𐎦𐎠𐎬𐎤.
This is literally one of the most insane memes I have ever seen
i will build a ziggurat in the sims just for you
I appreciate 🤝
Wouldn't it be wild if EA actually leaned into a lore of being founded by Ea-Nasir, the merchant 👑.
0:51 DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that EA_NASIR we will be literaly clasified by historians and mythologists as a new deity in the mesopotamian belifes,bruh had chalanged enki rigth to his throne,scamed and trolled various akkadians and babylonians,and yet still thinking that he is the god of commercial deeds and lord of all mankind merchants. 💀💀
The founder of EA sports
The torch hovering over his head sent me 🤣
Ea Nasir was living a dangerous life, actually. Even today, if you are a small buisness, messing around with the wrong customers can have "consequences" outside of legal sphere. In the days, if the people were particularly offended, it could have been very detrimental to the swindler's health, lifespan and well-being of their family. Nanni seems to be on a chiller, more lawful side of the things, but who is to say he was the only one who got poor quality copper?
Ea was a bad company since the ancient times 💀
Imagine if you're ancestor is ea Nasir
As an iraqi. I can confirm we have good quality copper. Best in the world. (I promise)
I fucking lost it when the torch appeared
E..A ...NASIM...ITS IN THE TABLETS
The torch got me 😭😭
Before we Existed, The Annunaki Originally Invented the Internet.
Ea Nasir was the biggest inspiration for Electronic Arts 🙏
fun fact: during the creation of the Kaaba, Mesopotamia was there too
Ean Asir: Founder of the Ean.
SCP Ashur: Founder of the SCP.
What a bright idea he get
This is way better than most of the bronze shitpost videos out there, holy shit.
In real life EA is indeed the contemporany homologe of Ea Nassir
It's in the name.
Through sound you find the truth.
Business meeting in 3300 BC to 1200 BC be like :
Nanni waiting for his refund nearly 4000 years
EA Nasir said it's iltam time and iltamed everyone in masopotamia
real
Thought about the same idea, happy to see someone used it!
When he said iltum zumra rashupti ilatim I felt that
Dude, so many genius moments in this edit! That EA nasir and The torch were genial! Kkkkk
this video is better than most shorts made by mega media corporations nowadays
I can't stop watching this it's too good i am addicted to the copper ☠️
EA Nasir, it's in the metal.
Came for Copper ,but I got Platinum.
I came looking for gold, and I got copper!
0:12
light bulb invented on 1879
people before 1879
IILTUMM!!!!!!
This is good copper quality content
peak entertainement
Blud really thought 𒌶𒆠𒋀𒀕𒆠𒋀𒀊𒆠
❤ Legendary! I've always presumed Anunnaki were the pioneers at electronic arts. And bioprocessors have been made of clay. 😊
Reffering to the latest BF, we are all Nannis with bad quality copper.
Dude! This took me out after a long day at Uni lmao
ajajja the most ancient melody of background, a masterpiece
Ea Ea among other things is the name of the father of the god Marduk.
Bro, i remeber Ea Nasirs famous stream!
WE GOIN BACK TO THE BRONZE AGE
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥉🥉🥉🥉🥉
0:38 Nishi (means 'fuk-off')
To be honest he reaaly good keeping his buisness run
This makes me really want to reenact this entire Ea Nasir and Nanni complaint in real life person meme since I am studying Sumerian language. To be or not to be?
@fastgen839. I will be making a live version mini film. Modernized though due to budget. Will let you see when complete. Currently writing script and singing/playing simple sumerian songs. Lmao 😂
yeah nah sir? Nani?
@@ironchef555baka8I subscribed bro
I cannot describe how beatiful this video is. Great work!!!
I'm glad you like it
This is so well made, keep em up!!
No sh!t EA nasir is the real founder of ea games!
I think this might not be a documentary
Medal of Nanna: Sumerian Assault was a blast
ILTUM!!!
The fact that you chose that instead of a lightbulb… & lightbulbs weren’t invented yet makes that a genius choice: 0:10
the torch☠️☠️
EA 3000 BC ago: Man i love copper
EA in 2024: Man i love EA FC 24
Nishi? Lmaooo
*Nifi* -ea nasir
Eaxcellent
and EA lives on to this day making similarly bad products
What a time to be alive
1:01 It ringtone from gta v
Hurrian Hym no. 6 playing in the background.
The melody in the beginning is „Shalom aleichem“.
Salam aleickom
@@Hussein_IRAK Hebrew is similar to Arabic here.
Iltan sumra rashupti elatim
Certified god tier meme
It turns out that all this time they were using kanji writing well
السومرين جانو اذكياء
XxEA_NASIRxX is the best sim6 player
Naise, sir! 👍🏻🔥
If The Babylonian Empire Lives In The Modern Age:
LMAOOO
Iltum moment
Its true
Ayo, I need some high quality copper over here in Ur
no need for updates bro you should quit 😔
I approve of this message
Ea nasir made battlefield 2042
Battlefield 2042 BCE*
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!
Bro that's gorgeous! Like for quality👍
Did you use the jewish "Shalom Aleichem" tune from 00:00 - 0:11 ?
Whered you get the music from?
idk kinda cool to me lol
@@fastgen839 can I please have the source for the string music? I want to hear the full thing
That was good.
I watched this at 01:11 lmaooo
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