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I've never used Patreon but since I get paid a week today I'll stick £10 per month on you Dr Breeding! You brought Cracked back for a while and do some of the most entertaining long form content on the tubes! 😁 Plus you actually respond to comments, even channels with half your subs don't most of the time and you used to when operating Cracked which was so cool! I'm going to start a Wiki article for Dave on the villain wikis, try and start a Dr Breeding cinematic universe 😝
I love the concept of exploring the other 364 days of the year. I imagine two coworkers looking at each other with disdain as they slide their finger across their neck, because they can't hurt each other. Just a lot of tension until they get to purge each other's brains out and finally realize, they're in love.
Holy shit! I love the idea of a boss sneaking around on purge night jumping out and screaming your FIRED! Then running away. They need to make a purge spoof movie where is all little illegal crimes, like double parking and the driver evil laughing.
Breeding will go back in time to destroy the cracked server to stop the future apocalypse his long form content causes in the future, it will however turn out the good Dr is infact the original founder, he then had to find and engineer the hiring of the entire cracked team from scratch himself, sneakily incept the ideas in to everyone... He's done the work already, to prevent a sci-fi Sharknado related apocalypse... Poor Jordan!
I love the contrast between the radio the day before the Purge and everyone talking about what they want to do during the Purge. And in the credits the people on the radio talking about how they lost family members, or what they lost during the Purge
The whiplash of Movie #2 saying "real change can only occur when rich people are shot and killed" and Movie #3 saying "your vote could make the difference!" is a hell of a thing
It's like they chickened out after the 2nd movie. Or someone in their marketing department said "Tone it down, we'll get restricted by the FCC and other agencies if we actually show a revolution on film."
I can tell you EXACTLY what happens the day after the Purge. A sick ass BBQ at my house from all the steaks and burgers I stole from Costco. Purge day also covers breaking and entering and also theft.
The kids being willing to kill someone over a candy bar is something that is another missed possibility. There is an entire generation of kids who grew up with constant yearly brutal violence. But its never explored and its just used as a excuse for flat antagonists.
I love your long video's. I weirdly run them in the background of my life so i love when i find content like this. Also, your production value is insane! The animation, quality of video, props, sound etc just blows my mind.
That's not weird to me at all! And that's so cool to hear! We're really just bootstrapping it on our end, but I like finding clever ways to make it feel like we've got a bigger budget than we actually do.
I love how the Purge explores the fascinating concept of "what if once a year everyone acted like Jessie Eisenberg's Lex Luthor and you somehow found yourself totally unprepared?"
Ha well that's why they only have three "real" Purge movies. The first purge is a brand new baby one and the forever purge is nonsense. Even in the third movie they had to introduce a new rule.
@@Drjordanbreeding I actually received a response from Dr Jordan Breeding? Much like the entire cast of every single Purge film for no clear reason, I am unprepared
@normalgraham Oh I got a real response from Dr. Breeding a few years back, and I felt like Ed McMahon had shown up at my door to say I won the publishers clearing house prize! Like I was totally unprepared and surprised and so excited!! I really love this channel. And I really love anyone like me with so many kids they are also like, "Please help me feed my kids!" 😂😂😂
@@BaDazai I can see your future, 12 angry servers didn't get the memo about no murder Purge Day and band together to take out that one dude who refuses to tip lol
@@emmywestwood ack! I saw the preview and thought you were referencing something called “Dredd 3” and I was like wait-what?!? I love Dredd. She is so good in it, yup
Alaska and Florida would become super popular because you could just run to Canada or Cuba. Also, Alaska's just so empty you could run out into the wilderness and not be found until next Purge
YES! Another hour+ “every freaking…” video! I’m so excited to watch this. Dr. Breeding you are hilarious. My excitement is immeasurable and this had made my day!
Let this play while I was falling asleep last night, and then watched it again to pay attention this morning. So thats at least 2 grains of rice for your children. 😌
I can not believe Cracked did that! You literally brought the channel back to life with the defibrillator of really f*cking funny single handedly. You don’t seem the type to leave in a rage or not give them 2 weeks. The only channel I’ve seethed & boycotted TWICE. I hope my Jordan playlist is still available 🙏📿 Update: there are 74 videos still on said playlist, so that’s something I guess.
Your editing is top notch, everything that's cut in fits so well and is so funny. Can't wait for your channel to keep blowing up! Thanks for the laughs
This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. Wow. Y’all’ve unlocked a core memory with those deep cut film references. A few seconds and now I remember watching Smart House at least once a week in 2000.
Genuine joy when one of your videos drops, especially before the weekend, now I can plan in a nice little sit down to watch the whole thing while I'm off and I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing with the time!
NO ARBY'S DELIVERY!!!? But I love Arby's..."Sniff," damn you purge. Also, that Hbomberguy reference was ironically funny as I just finished watching that 4-hour long video, haha.
TIME SPLITTERS 2! YES! My best friend and I 100%'d that game. We got gold trophies in every single challenge and bonus thing. We were obsessed. We tried to play again years later, but we couldn't even beat the 1st level on normal difficulty. The 14 year old versions of us were very disappointed.
@@Drjordanbreeding Hell yeah! Did you have a favorite soundtrack you'd always change it to? My friend and I almost exclusively listened to the Chicago track, regardless of level.
Another issue with the day after the Purge, what do you do with the bodies? It is illegal to desecrate, transport, or pretty much do anything to a body.... does the government have a like cleaning crew you call?
Yeah I imagine it’s just like any other catastrophe. Just a lot of government cleanup. Remember the point is largely to reduce homeless people, so the government is presumably fine with the effort/cost.
To the "Purge Contracts". Wouldn't the day the contract was broken, not be a crime? This is why people trashed the idea that these movies practically endorse.
Glad I could contribute with this one! Cool to see myself in a video. Gonna be rad to tell people I was in the Breeder army when you strike it big. Excellent work as always Dr. Breeding
They fumbled the concept so badly it hurts to watch at times. Its all about “look! Me quirky girly killy!” Or “im a psycho i swear! Please think im an alpha weirdo!” This had so much potential. Its a shame the writers and directors are so bad at their jobs 😂
@@Drjordanbreeding I suppose it is, but then this series is pretty weird to begin with. This is the first time I've caught a release this early, so I must watch!
@@Drjordanbreeding BTW, it was good to see that Mykelti Williamson picked the right side in The Purge: Election Year. When he was in The Final Destination, he got plowed over with an ambulance. This time. Little Death did that, but not to him. Too bad he gets shot by the creepy priest. Maybe he needs a new agent...
This was the first video of yours I watched, and due to the proximity of your name to the title of the video I thought it said, "I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't breed me." And I still clicked it.
The one scene I remember from one of these, didn't remember which because I've never actual watched them, was some crazy teenage girls who purge their parents before going after the main characters. And my first thought was "what's your game plan for after the Purge? You purge your parents over something petty, and then what, you end up in foster care or something?"
Oh yay! You went with the front door one! Love it! I actually weirdly love these movies but I always wondered why people would go to murder, why not like steal stuff or something
26:51 his name is Hector it’s always Hector. And I hear he’s going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.
Dammit! Ya’ll just keep getting better and better! Keep. It. Up. I will forever look forward to anything on your channel. My husband doesn’t have the ability to watch these at length, but enjoys my bursts of laughter and bits of recap that he mostly doesn’t get … but gets. You rock!
for the first time ever i accidently cracked my phone screen. which sucks, but it somehow works well with watching these videos, really adds to the aesthetics. 😂
They call the different *districts* of NYC "boroughs", but "neighborhoods" are what you call the different parts of a borough. I'm originally from the neighborhood of Carroll Gardens in the borough of Brooklyn.
Can we please start a campaign to have Spider-Man's new catchphrase be "I must make the sticky"? Obviously Jordan should receive royalties each time it is said/written. 🤣🤣
I've never thought about how awkward the day after the purge must be. Just imagine the snarky tones and passive aggressiveness for the following weeks. A mini series about the policies and moral consequences concerning the purge aftermath would be pretty interesting 😂
Jordan's ultimate challenge one day will be to make an hour-long video fully explaining a movie or series, without using his own voice at all, purely his vast stockpile of meme clips edited together in various ways.
I’m so glad you got Michael to guest appear in your video. I used to watch so many hours of his stuff. Noob vs L33t, after hours and his early stuff where he was a weird cyber guy in an 80’s mall(I can’t remember the name of those videos. Jordan you’ve done such a great job on cracked and beyond. You seamlessly slipped in after the other people that I didn’t even know about the takeover until I watched your season 1 review. Good job. Keep it up!
Welcome back, Jordan! I know what I'm doing for the next (almost) 2 hours! The new Fallout show is good but I think this is a bit more important! Thanks Jordan!!!!!
Dear Drjordanbreeding, I enjoy watching your videos. I watch while I clean, eat, and play games, and I need something to watch while doing so. If I am not mistaken, I think you have not done Chucky yet. For that is my favriote movie series/franchise. I will be waiting for the day you release that. Until then, I will keep rewatching the Freddy and Friday the 13th videos!!! Thanks for putting all your time into these hour-long videos.
24:04 I would ASSUME that every single insurance company has a policy that would state "We ain't paying out for anything that happens during The Purge". Though REALISTICALLY, I don't think killing would even be a big thing if The Purge was real. This movie treats killing as though the cast majority of people are harboring some intense will to kill... When I feel like killing would almost EXCLUSIVELY be an incidental act. What I mean is, realistically, 90% of people would be way too scared to go out in The Purge. And 90% out of that remaining 10% would be people stealing, looting, and doing heists... And the killing would occur when people are taking, or it would be the people killing people trying to take stuff from them. But what about stuff like a Purger forcing someone to sign their house and belongings over to them? Would that be legally held up after the purge is over? And what about Cyber-Crime? You can't kill government officials, but what about e-robbing the government? What about e-robbing foundational businesses? There are just way too many things to consider for the Purge to ever work. But the only thing I know FOR SURE is that insurance companies would have some kind of "Purge Exclusion" clause.
The Purge doesn't even remotely makes sense economically because no businesses either domestic or foreign would want to invest in a country or state that their own employees could potentially kill them at any given moment as soon as the annual Purge begins. This is especially true for disgruntled underpaid and/or overly ambitious employees whom would easily scheme to kill their superior(s) in order to advance in the corporate rank. The entire country economy would quickly tank because no businesses would want to risk their own wellbeing getting eliminated by the same people they hire to work for them. The only way that businesses owners and executives could ever hope to live through the Purge is those top 1% that are incredibly wealthy and privileged enough to afford something like a bunker or skyscraper with reinforced entrances and security personnel that are paid enough to not turn on them.
You know those people who send one thought in multiple texts? That’s me, and I’m going to randomly comment while watching. Feel free to skip when you see my face.
Same here! I type really fast though so sometimes I'll send piles of messages in the time it takes someone to respond to 5 messages ago, but the other person will keep adding bits in so I end up having to read paragraphs of information just to get a response to a sentence I forgot why I typed out 10 thoughts ago! 🤣
Not only did I forget there was a 5th movie, but I forgot I turned it off halfway through and never finished it. Good to know I didn't miss out on anything
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Doc the names keep flickering
Hey Doc, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Please keep up the incredible work you and the team do.
I really wanted to be part of this but kept forgetting haha. Love the purge cameos!
I've never used Patreon but since I get paid a week today I'll stick £10 per month on you Dr Breeding! You brought Cracked back for a while and do some of the most entertaining long form content on the tubes! 😁
Plus you actually respond to comments, even channels with half your subs don't most of the time and you used to when operating Cracked which was so cool!
I'm going to start a Wiki article for Dave on the villain wikis, try and start a Dr Breeding cinematic universe 😝
I've been patiently waiting for the next Dr J Breeding 'movie' for two weeks, thank you and your crew for this video
I love the concept of exploring the other 364 days of the year. I imagine two coworkers looking at each other with disdain as they slide their finger across their neck, because they can't hurt each other. Just a lot of tension until they get to purge each other's brains out and finally realize, they're in love.
Ooooooo now THAT'S a film idea
Purge: enemies to lovers 😭
i think the purge show's second season follows the aftermath
We will call it purge-edgers
Just watch Superstore, it's a thing there.
It would appear I was re-added to the Wiki page yesterday haha. Y'all are the best.
Holy shit! I love the idea of a boss sneaking around on purge night jumping out and screaming your FIRED! Then running away. They need to make a purge spoof movie where is all little illegal crimes, like double parking and the driver evil laughing.
I’ll make it happen haha
I'd pay money to see that
Parking in the disabled lot 😅
Lying on your taxes and casual shoplifting lmao
A lot of early filing your taxes on purge day.
Cracked will one day be a deleted footnote on YOUR Wikipedia page sir
Haha I don't know about all that. I just thought it was a funny thing
Breeding will go back in time to destroy the cracked server to stop the future apocalypse his long form content causes in the future, it will however turn out the good Dr is infact the original founder, he then had to find and engineer the hiring of the entire cracked team from scratch himself, sneakily incept the ideas in to everyone...
He's done the work already, to prevent a sci-fi Sharknado related apocalypse... Poor Jordan!
@@zakbrown9256 This has already happened................>!>!!!!!!!!
Well I for one see this as an opportunity to redo the Saw video 😂 watch out for those Doritos on the floor.
@@Drjordanbreeding
I think it's BS that they scrubbed your name.
The irony of getting 3 Arby's commercials during this video... guess they're going with the "no such thing as bad publicity" route.
Wait really? That's amazing haha
“Arby’s! We have the…” No, Kincaid, not now!
Arby's roast beef is their worst product. Their chicken, fish and burgers are top notch, esp the fish. (Available around Lent).
I love the contrast between the radio the day before the Purge and everyone talking about what they want to do during the Purge.
And in the credits the people on the radio talking about how they lost family members, or what they lost during the Purge
The whiplash of Movie #2 saying "real change can only occur when rich people are shot and killed" and Movie #3 saying "your vote could make the difference!" is a hell of a thing
Yeah they don’t know what they want
It's like they chickened out after the 2nd movie. Or someone in their marketing department said "Tone it down, we'll get restricted by the FCC and other agencies if we actually show a revolution on film."
@@MrMrprofessor12345honestly probably exactly what happened they had to ease up on the eat the rich messaging.
Blessed be our new Breeding fathers, it's finally here!
A Nation Rebred!
Isn't breeding someone a thing that can only happen once? Unless we're talking religiously
@@librarianseth5572 I mean... many people have siblings haha
@@Drjordanbreeding Depending on definition... I read this as "bred=conceived"
You're not a Sex Robot
I can tell you EXACTLY what happens the day after the Purge. A sick ass BBQ at my house from all the steaks and burgers I stole from Costco. Purge day also covers breaking and entering and also theft.
Oooooo that sounds like a good time
I feel like theft is gonna be 90% of the purge activity… everyone’s gonna be having a BBQ
The kids being willing to kill someone over a candy bar is something that is another missed possibility. There is an entire generation of kids who grew up with constant yearly brutal violence. But its never explored and its just used as a excuse for flat antagonists.
Completely agree
You know, Dr Jordan Breeding turned into a horror/thriller channel so gradually I didn't even notice.
And I'm here for it
Haha not exclusively! Next is Twilight!
@@Drjordanbreeding still have my fingers crossed for a musical!
@@Drjordanbreeding Like they said, horror
@@Drjordanbreeding That's definitely still horror to me.
@@Drjordanbreeding
The most horrifying series yet!
I love your long video's. I weirdly run them in the background of my life so i love when i find content like this. Also, your production value is insane! The animation, quality of video, props, sound etc just blows my mind.
That's not weird to me at all! And that's so cool to hear! We're really just bootstrapping it on our end, but I like finding clever ways to make it feel like we've got a bigger budget than we actually do.
Comfort food for the mind.
Cracked's content has gone back downhill since you left. THIS is the content I was here for, so glad I found your channel.
Welcome aboard!
I love how the Purge explores the fascinating concept of "what if once a year everyone acted like Jessie Eisenberg's Lex Luthor and you somehow found yourself totally unprepared?"
Ha well that's why they only have three "real" Purge movies. The first purge is a brand new baby one and the forever purge is nonsense. Even in the third movie they had to introduce a new rule.
@@Drjordanbreeding I actually received a response from Dr Jordan Breeding? Much like the entire cast of every single Purge film for no clear reason, I am unprepared
@@normalgraham Haha you're welcome?
@normalgraham Oh I got a real response from Dr. Breeding a few years back, and I felt like Ed McMahon had shown up at my door to say I won the publishers clearing house prize! Like I was totally unprepared and surprised and so excited!!
I really love this channel.
And I really love anyone like me with so many kids they are also like, "Please help me feed my kids!" 😂😂😂
@@Klm49 Oh man then you're not going to believe this...
"Partially killed" has been officially added to my vocabulary
Haha perfect
54:25 “Golllden brown“ “PUSSAY!!” is when i died. You have purged me
Yesssssss
This reminds me of the college humour skits where they'd pedantically question all the specifics of the purge
Which is why I love Breeding's content. He's like old school Cracked when O'Brian was pumping out so much great content!
great use of the word “pedantically” it’s not common ppl use that word so i’m proud of you and your comment, keep up the great work honeybun
@nickdemarino5391 thank you random UA-cam commenter!
1:05
Thanks so much for letting me be a part of this!
I'm a huge fan of your channel
Absolutely! Thanks for being a part of it!
"He's roomates with Chekhov in there 😉" 🤣🤣🤣❤
It's true!
My Purge night would be sleeping in my bed with my legs fully extended like a normal human, without retribution
from my dogs.
Oooooh new idea for a fun question to ask your friends, what non murder law are you gonna use your purge night to break
I would download movies, music, and software.
I'd probably have to shoplift some external hdds, too.
@@superpaul79 yes all those things we DON'T do every other day of the year. Good answer 👀👀
@@sweypheonixI'd eat out and not pay 😅, worse yet, NOT TIP! 😂😂😂
@@BaDazai I can see your future, 12 angry servers didn't get the memo about no murder Purge Day and band together to take out that one dude who refuses to tip lol
Breeders, rise up! The good doctor has blessed us yet again!
Many breeded blessings upon you
hallelujah
Only one Jordan I care about and it ain’t mike
Lena Headey is an actor that actually looks completely different depending on her styling. It’s pretty amazing.
That's very true!
Yiss! She kills it in Dredd 3D or whatever you want to call it
@@emmywestwood ack! I saw the preview and thought you were referencing something called “Dredd 3” and I was like wait-what?!? I love Dredd. She is so good in it, yup
Alaska and Florida would become super popular because you could just run to Canada or Cuba. Also, Alaska's just so empty you could run out into the wilderness and not be found until next Purge
That's the plot of the fifth (kinda) haha
Hon, a bunch of states border Canada.
The opening animated intro and the music are so good
Hey thanks!
so so so good
YES! Another hour+ “every freaking…” video! I’m so excited to watch this. Dr. Breeding you are hilarious.
My excitement is immeasurable and this had made my day!
Hope you enjoy it!
*Finding your movie franchise recaps has changed my life.*
Work has become much more tolerable listening to them throughout the day.
How do you focus on your work with this nonsense? Haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I am an Employee for the State Government of North Carolina…
…they do not expect much.
(Hypothetically, of course) 😂
Damn the fact you don’t have more subs is honestly crazy like the amount of effort and quality in this video deserves a lot more
We’ll get there! We are only a little over a year old at this point. Gotta fake it til you make it.
Those are EXACTLY the kind of questions i want to hear in this video
Amen
Have to work late = sad
Have to work late when a new Breeding video releases = less sad
Hope it helps!
@@Drjordanbreeding always! Keep up the good work Doc!
@@Mynameismurfey A new breeding video, you say?
Let this play while I was falling asleep last night, and then watched it again to pay attention this morning. So thats at least 2 grains of rice for your children. 😌
That’ll feed them for a week!
I hope you survive the purge to find out Darth Vader is your uncle's cousin's mother's father's college roommate
That is EXACTLY what happens
@@Drjordanbreeding 🤣🤣
And what does that make us?
And they’re all having sex
@@MrBynwah "how many assholes are on this ship?"
The Purge leader looks like Patrick Bateman with his facial mask still on
Truth
Every freaking upload is a BANGER
Haha happy to hear it!
The diversity of your references is really a high wire act lol. But if I'm your audience you nailed it.
Hell yeah. Glad to hear it!
@@Drjordanbreeding It was the one second of sonic drowning music that sealed it.
I can not believe Cracked did that! You literally brought the channel back to life with the defibrillator of really f*cking funny single handedly. You don’t seem the type to leave in a rage or not give them 2 weeks. The only channel I’ve seethed & boycotted TWICE.
I hope my Jordan playlist is still available 🙏📿
Update: there are 74 videos still on said playlist, so that’s something I guess.
It's possible somebody else did it! The timing was just goofy haha
Your editing is top notch, everything that's cut in fits so well and is so funny. Can't wait for your channel to keep blowing up! Thanks for the laughs
This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. Wow. Y’all’ve unlocked a core memory with those deep cut film references. A few seconds and now I remember watching Smart House at least once a week in 2000.
Haha well I’m glad you’re giving it a shot! Some people find these videos too insane
@@Drjordanbreeding This kind of energy is right down my alley! I’m glad to have found your channel.
@@AbigailMaureenVI I'm glad you have too!
Ive never seen any of these movies... Im glad to have seen this first!!!
Keep up with these nuggets of gold!!
Haha I hope you enjoy it!
46:17 I like how when you referenced Virginia you pointed behind you.
That’s where we live haha
Genuine joy when one of your videos drops, especially before the weekend, now I can plan in a nice little sit down to watch the whole thing while I'm off and I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing with the time!
Enjoy!
NO ARBY'S DELIVERY!!!? But I love Arby's..."Sniff," damn you purge.
Also, that Hbomberguy reference was ironically funny as I just finished watching that 4-hour long video, haha.
Haha glad you liked it!
TIME SPLITTERS 2! YES!
My best friend and I 100%'d that game. We got gold trophies in every single challenge and bonus thing. We were obsessed.
We tried to play again years later, but we couldn't even beat the 1st level on normal difficulty. The 14 year old versions of us were very disappointed.
It rules
@@Drjordanbreeding
You ever play those challenges? The gingerbread men???
@@Richard_Nickerson Every single freaking one!
@@Drjordanbreeding
Hell yeah! Did you have a favorite soundtrack you'd always change it to? My friend and I almost exclusively listened to the Chicago track, regardless of level.
@@Richard_Nickerson I didn't even realize you could do that!
Wooo I’ve been waiting to use my class 4 or lower but also higher weapons for a while
Oh man you're in luck!
Another issue with the day after the Purge, what do you do with the bodies? It is illegal to desecrate, transport, or pretty much do anything to a body.... does the government have a like cleaning crew you call?
Yeah I imagine it’s just like any other catastrophe. Just a lot of government cleanup. Remember the point is largely to reduce homeless people, so the government is presumably fine with the effort/cost.
You have no idea how much I needed this !!!!! Thank you 🎉🎉🎉
Happy to help!
"I've changed my laser from stun, to come".... yeah... that one got me.
Haha yesssss
is that your basement? you need to get a better plumber. A real half ass PEX job. Unless you did it yourself.... then.... congrats... you're great.
It’s Dave’s mom’s basement haha
Yeah the hot water pressure absolutely has to be terrible
To the "Purge Contracts". Wouldn't the day the contract was broken, not be a crime? This is why people trashed the idea that these movies practically endorse.
The slow evolution of the good Doctor's mustache is mesmerizing. That man keeps a beautiful and clean shave.
Video was good too I guess.
I'm actually not at all clean shaved in this one haha
Wait so the prequel set in the 2010’s has more high tech (contact lenses cameras) than the movie set in the 2040’s ( a drone)
Haha yuuuuuup
I live for your videos Doctor! Thanks for giving me a chance to relate to your family and work life as well.
Glad you like them!
never seen you before, 15min in and all the cutaway gags are a fucking fever dream
AND I LOVE IT
Hell yeah! Welcome! Glad you “get” it!
The "My anus is bleeding" always kills me lol No other creator on here makes me laugh as much as you do, keep it up Jordan!
Heck yeah thanks for watching!
Glad I could contribute with this one! Cool to see myself in a video. Gonna be rad to tell people I was in the Breeder army when you strike it big. Excellent work as always Dr. Breeding
Hell yeah thanks for sending something!
They fumbled the concept so badly it hurts to watch at times. Its all about “look! Me quirky girly killy!” Or “im a psycho i swear! Please think im an alpha weirdo!”
This had so much potential. Its a shame the writers and directors are so bad at their jobs 😂
What on earth was Henry thinking? How would murdering your girlfriends dad get you in her good books?
Yeah I feel like that's a bad idea haha
This is great!
I haven't had a chance to watch this series yet, so this will be the first time I see any of these.
You're the best, Jordan!
Oh man this is a weird way to experience it haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I suppose it is, but then this series is pretty weird to begin with.
This is the first time I've caught a release this early, so I must watch!
@@Drjordanbreeding BTW, it was good to see that Mykelti Williamson picked the right side in The Purge: Election Year.
When he was in The Final Destination, he got plowed over with an ambulance.
This time. Little Death did that, but not to him.
Too bad he gets shot by the creepy priest. Maybe he needs a new agent...
Almost every movie franchise ive ever heard him break down is a franchise ive never watched 😂.. its actually pretty cool watching movies this way.
This was the first video of yours I watched, and due to the proximity of your name to the title of the video I thought it said, "I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't breed me."
And I still clicked it.
That’s amazing. And also that’s what I was trying to do (not get bred)
The one scene I remember from one of these, didn't remember which because I've never actual watched them, was some crazy teenage girls who purge their parents before going after the main characters. And my first thought was "what's your game plan for after the Purge? You purge your parents over something petty, and then what, you end up in foster care or something?"
That’s a good point haha
Jordan asking all of the right purge questions
The BEST questions
As your resident dart store owner, Narwahl is a classic choice!
Haha I'll take your word on that! This is just Dave's mom's basement.
Oh yay! You went with the front door one! Love it! I actually weirdly love these movies but I always wondered why people would go to murder, why not like steal stuff or something
Purge is in March… fill out & e-file your taxes so you get a humongous refund
The after effects was something I ALWAYS wondered about.
26:51 his name is Hector it’s always Hector. And I hear he’s going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.
Haha it really always is
Was waiting for this one! Time to turn into a blanket burrito and kick back.
Haha enjoy!
During the purge....I went on club penguin, without asking my parents permission.
OH MY GOODNESS
@@Drjordanbreeding I am also in my 40's
I was so sad that there were no more Jordan videos on Cracked. So happy I found this. His replacements are pretty crap.
Glad to have you over here!
Dammit! Ya’ll just keep getting better and better! Keep. It. Up. I will forever look forward to anything on your channel. My husband doesn’t have the ability to watch these at length, but enjoys my bursts of laughter and bits of recap that he mostly doesn’t get … but gets. You rock!
I’m so glad to hear that! Thank you!
for the first time ever i accidently cracked my phone screen. which sucks, but it somehow works well with watching these videos, really adds to the aesthetics. 😂
Ha I don’t doubt it! (Sorry about your phone)
Dude I love your videos man I just said that you uploading a video litterally made my day off worth it. Plz keep making more.
Hey that's great! And more on the way!
Dave versus Jordan for next years WRESTLEMANIA!!
Haha MAKE IT HAPPEN
Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaah!
They call the different *districts* of NYC "boroughs", but "neighborhoods" are what you call the different parts of a borough.
I'm originally from the neighborhood of Carroll Gardens in the borough of Brooklyn.
Fair
Can we please start a campaign to have Spider-Man's new catchphrase be "I must make the sticky"? Obviously Jordan should receive royalties each time it is said/written. 🤣🤣
I second this
I've never thought about how awkward the day after the purge must be. Just imagine the snarky tones and passive aggressiveness for the following weeks. A mini series about the policies and moral consequences concerning the purge aftermath would be pretty interesting 😂
Yeah I really think they need a movie all about that
Missed a letterKenny "do they even have running water down there?"
I remember you on Cracked. Glad to see you're still out here doing your thing.
Glad you found it!
Jordan's ultimate challenge one day will be to make an hour-long video fully explaining a movie or series, without using his own voice at all, purely his vast stockpile of meme clips edited together in various ways.
Or, conversely, use ZERO cutaways and ONLY my voice!
@@Drjordanbreeding don’t be ridiculous, is that even possible? Can humans talk for that long?
@@shadyguy23 Apparently!
I really should have sent you my purge video. 😂 This was a great recap. Thanks, Dr. JB!
Next time!
@@Drjordanbreeding oh you _know_ there will be at least another 5 Purge movies. I can wait!
I see you learned from your Indiana Jones video and wrote in the script “open: sitting on floor”
Haha exactly
I’m so glad you got Michael to guest appear in your video. I used to watch so many hours of his stuff. Noob vs L33t, after hours and his early stuff where he was a weird cyber guy in an 80’s mall(I can’t remember the name of those videos. Jordan you’ve done such a great job on cracked and beyond. You seamlessly slipped in after the other people that I didn’t even know about the takeover until I watched your season 1 review. Good job. Keep it up!
Thanks so much for saying that! It’s extremely kind. I’m just trying to create the best work I can!
We need to get Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen to do a Men at Work spin-off where they're corpse truck drivers working the Day After The Purge.
This is absolutely true
Welcome back, Jordan! I know what I'm doing for the next (almost) 2 hours! The new Fallout show is good but I think this is a bit more important! Thanks Jordan!!!!!
Ooooo I'm excited to see the Fallout show!
@@Drjordanbreeding It's pretty good from what I saw, they definitely did a great job bringing the wasteland to the small screen. Hope you enjoy it!
I love these videos so much! The concussion one was so well done too. You’re absolutely killing it.
Thank you!
IS IT ETHAN HAWK??? OR.....is it SUGAR RAY? when this life Has passed me by...I sit around and wonder why, you always were there for me...
Dear Drjordanbreeding, I enjoy watching your videos. I watch while I clean, eat, and play games, and I need something to watch while doing so. If I am not mistaken, I think you have not done Chucky yet. For that is my favriote movie series/franchise. I will be waiting for the day you release that. Until then, I will keep rewatching the Freddy and Friday the 13th videos!!! Thanks for putting all your time into these hour-long videos.
It’s definitely on the list!!
I'm black, I used to be in the Crips. I'm Mexican, I used to be in the cartel. I'm white, I used to be in the...uh...never mind.
24:04 I would ASSUME that every single insurance company has a policy that would state "We ain't paying out for anything that happens during The Purge".
Though REALISTICALLY, I don't think killing would even be a big thing if The Purge was real. This movie treats killing as though the cast majority of people are harboring some intense will to kill... When I feel like killing would almost EXCLUSIVELY be an incidental act.
What I mean is, realistically, 90% of people would be way too scared to go out in The Purge. And 90% out of that remaining 10% would be people stealing, looting, and doing heists... And the killing would occur when people are taking, or it would be the people killing people trying to take stuff from them.
But what about stuff like a Purger forcing someone to sign their house and belongings over to them? Would that be legally held up after the purge is over?
And what about Cyber-Crime? You can't kill government officials, but what about e-robbing the government? What about e-robbing foundational businesses?
There are just way too many things to consider for the Purge to ever work. But the only thing I know FOR SURE is that insurance companies would have some kind of "Purge Exclusion" clause.
The Purge doesn't even remotely makes sense economically because no businesses either domestic or foreign would want to invest in a country or state that their own employees could potentially kill them at any given moment as soon as the annual Purge begins. This is especially true for disgruntled underpaid and/or overly ambitious employees whom would easily scheme to kill their superior(s) in order to advance in the corporate rank. The entire country economy would quickly tank because no businesses would want to risk their own wellbeing getting eliminated by the same people they hire to work for them.
The only way that businesses owners and executives could ever hope to live through the Purge is those top 1% that are incredibly wealthy and privileged enough to afford something like a bunker or skyscraper with reinforced entrances and security personnel that are paid enough to not turn on them.
You know those people who send one thought in multiple texts? That’s me, and I’m going to randomly comment while watching. Feel free to skip when you see my face.
Same here! I type really fast though so sometimes I'll send piles of messages in the time it takes someone to respond to 5 messages ago, but the other person will keep adding bits in so I end up having to read paragraphs of information just to get a response to a sentence I forgot why I typed out 10 thoughts ago! 🤣
I would never
I though this was gonna be a coment about wanting to putge people who send group texts or hit "reply all" in email.😅
I also do this.
Sometimes I forget and do it in the comment sections as well.
Not only did I forget there was a 5th movie, but I forgot I turned it off halfway through and never finished it. Good to know I didn't miss out on anything
Ha yeah it wasn’t the best
I can’t decide if the psychopathic kid being the only one with empathy is genius writing, or stupid.
I would hate to be working in the medical field the day after the purge.
Amen
I love seeing you and Swaim work together.
The bit on why can't the richies fight each other for once seems to have hit the Doc Breeding real deep
Every cool industry is being gutted
@@Drjordanbreeding at this point, I feel gutted. Maybe I should see a doc
Only seen The Purge, Anarchy and Election year but great video as always. I got stitches from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🐾💜👋👍
Glad you enjoyed it!
@@Drjordanbreeding I enjoy the way you talk about things. It's much better than watching a boring review and dull reactions 😊🐾💜👋👍
@@mychunkyjordi7585 That's my main goal!
simba saying "all the way up there" to the candelstick being removed XD killed me.
Haha there's a whole fan fiction BEGGING to be written
I love how so many of my favorite youtubers reference WKUK
They're objectively the best
Omg! Yasssssss! Dr. Jordan has blessed us again with another banger. Thank you good sir 🙌
You're welcome!
once again you killed it bro
Thanks so much!
Dr Breeding it seems like you updated the gifs/memes for this one, I must say they were top tier choices
Updated? I feel like they usually change!