The Amazing Atheist Vs The Christian Teen (DP)
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Future Republican Congressman.
In a couple of decades - he'll be Larry Craig all over again. ahaha
Mr Professional There are pretty much no atheists who are socially conservatives (abortion, gay marriage, church-state separation, etc.). Economics, however, is a different matter.
Very few Republicans are not conservative. Quite a few Democrats are not liberal. :P
Mr Professional if an aatheistsides with republican economics, they must be one non-critical dumbass aatheist Republican economics = corporate money.
Bob Snieger corporations are people now.
Why do most of the Christian channels block comments?
LMAO. As if you didn't know ;)
Atheist are just big ol' bullies that would ruin their channel of kick ass Christian videos.
Atheist Almighty We make ourselves look just ass bad don't we
Because they don't want to recieve actual criticism and adapt their minds. They need these fake atheist ideas that they have in their head. Like extreme feminists.
Detonexploder Great answer!
Puleczech i don't know if thats sarcasm, but, yes. Yes its actually a good answer. Christians have a need to maintain self-constructed stereotypes and strawmen about their opponents in order to maintain their delusions, and if they left their comments open to honest debate, their delusions would be demolished.
First off i'm not gay!! (Takes out two teletubies Dolls)
+Charlie Ludes If this were a prepared and edited video, instead of a livestream clip, it should have cut to a clip from South Park where they're in a focus group saying "gay", "totally gay", "Liberace gay". That's what played in my mind, anyway.
Also, fuck... TJ knows what folder I hide all my weird porn in.
EDIT: I thought you were making a joke about the teletubies... I didn't realize that actually happened. Just what the fuck.
+Charlie Ludes And he says it as if it's a strange thing. What an Idiot.
well what does teletubie dolls have to do with being gay? i hate when straight men mock homophobes by being homophobic themselves
+vintageandmacabre ?????????????WTF............. can't understand that sentence!
+soundeagle What can't you understand exactly? Despite a lack of capitalization it looks like a perfectly normal sentence to me.
"First off I'm not gay"
First off, he's totally gay.
Princess Olmeca they definitely are a couple
30$ these guys are a gay couple
AA is bi I think
What has that got to do with anything?
Amazing Atheist is married to a woman. He could still be BI, but he is married to a woman.
+blueboyblue they got divorced, but he's with another girl now, but he is openly bi
Aren't they brothers?
the cristian teen somehow looks permanently angry
He still has the expression from what happened in the rectory.
He looks like Taylor Lautner and the guy from We're the Millers had a love child
***** i imagined it. it is disturbingly accurate
This is literally like 90's PSA acting.
No its not that good.
Lol it's like the drug PSA that the DARE program brought in
MikeGinuforce Ironically, the acting in both those DARE videos and this video makes me want to take drugs.
I'm not a chicken. You're a turkey.
Bdog8me
DARE is really fucking stupid. I remmeber that stuff from grade school. Poorly explained.
Both of the Teletubbies he had were girls, so when he used them as an example for intercourse, he was supporting lesbianism...
So much for Christian homophobia
TheKiwi247
Do yo support lesbians?
In HD, yes.
My parents never awkwardly smacked two dolls together to teach me about sex. Me and mister Right Hand did our own research, if you, catch my drift.
Yeah, I got you... ;)
yeeeeah, i got ya you old dog you
Same. My dad never wanted to have that talk, and sorta just gave me the internet, and my mom I'm pretty sure barely knows how it works past the reproductive aspect.
I did some one-handed research on myself.
Same here mate
Those two are super..........
Gay.
***** I'm sorry? Calling someone gay is wrong because why? How was algo implying that being gay was bad. I mean. The word gay does mean homosexual. It's not a bad word. Unless you take it to being bad.
I mean your comment leads me to think that you also think they might be bi/gay. So what is wrong with actually calling them gay?
I am actually very curious on why you think the word gay is being implied badly in this scenario. (not trying to be rude. So apologies if you feel i was being rude)
I just meant it looked like another gay person repressing there sexuality and taking about how evil sex is to hide the fact that there gay.
algomoo2 That was exactly the feeling I got. I was waiting for those two to realize they may love each other and girls and their stinky cunts are nasty. They own stuffed Telletubbies for god's sake. I am 100% OK with the gay lifestyle and I see nothing wrong with calling someone "gay" that is homosexual. These two look and sound like they are ready to jump out the closet, but Jesus locked their asses in it.
Remember, our lord had 12 little men of his own, all of them sailors and no one said a word!
They're not funny so they make a lot of gestures...So these guys are the Dane Cook of the christian world...
I thought Dane Cook was already the Dane Cook of the Christian World.
Isn't Dane Cook a creationist?
paul lynch not sure. he was raised roman catholic.
Haku infinite I see, he requires more spices and less fecal matter. I...I understand. : * (
ROFLMAO!!
If God was all powerful, how come he doesn't just make sex impossible unless you are married?
Because free will!!! Or some bs like that.
Because god is lazy and inept.
+Wyrm / Wurm Christianity is a kink confirmed
Sorry I replied 3 times my youtube is incredibly glitchy atm
+Lion Gang It did say "two of EVERY kind of animal", so pretty much all the animals that are still present, from that we can make the assumption of how many.
Porn music?
Oh that's why.
"Sex is guud... neaugh u purvs, is between a husbind and waif!!
This guy really gets my generation's humor, with our top keks and our dank memes.
Lol I love the Christian teen’s voice it was so funny when he said “ A BOI FRIEND AND A GURL FRIEND”
This reminded me of
-Hey Scotty!
-...
-Jesus, man!
That Guy looks like your typical cliche Bully in School Movies...
The beaver looking guy
Lala and Po are girls.
How ironic.
By the way, my knowledge concerning the Teletubbies is figuratively ASTRONOMICAL.
I think there is some unresolved issus here ;) haha Just kidding man ;)
Religion flys into buildings, science flys to the moon
flies.
I had pre marital with jesus. I splooged all over a picture of him and his beard.
Akari Akaza Hawy how many chorus's were singing hallelujah during the oral licking?
This is a fascinating story ... but also weird ...
That Clinton voice was on point
"She had sex with 10 girls! but that was 11 more then me.
"IM NOT GHEY!" Wow, the gay ´o meter devices from all around the world went off during that sentence. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
have these christian teens learned how to be charismatic at all? did they roll a negative during character creation?
"ah sorry it looks like your science and charisma skills are going to be shit sorry"
Spock Kirk XD
It's actually kind of sad. I mean, these kids have built up sex so much they believe having premarital relations means you're not a real Christian. I have no idea how much they are inadvertently insulting all their friends when they say things like, "I thought my friends were all good Christians. Turns out, not so much."
I mean, more power to these friends of his if they don't actually believe in any gods, but "Christian Teen" here seems to be setting the terms for other people's beliefs. And that is... SUCH a Christian thing to do, now that I think of it...
You see, kids? It's cool to love Jesus! Because it's not the lack of evidence for the claims religion makes, it's not the hatred, bigotry, intolerance and self-righteousness driving people away from the church, it's not because people have to constantly battle religious fanatics to keep pseudo science out of school, it's just that it's not considered "cool" to love Jesus anymore.
ha ha hey I remember you from commenting on TYT vids. Second connection made between the two.
Ah yes children let’s believe in a fake fairy tale and threaten people who don’t follow the same beliefs because that’s so “smart”
Can't get laid? Just tell everyone it's cuz you LOVE JESUS!
The reason that I always hated people my age when I was 14. Everyone happened to lack intelligence, I hated it, this Christian Teen is no different.
"sex is good, it was created by god"
well, according to you, everything was created by god, so is cancer good too?
Cancer issa Generational curse
god created sex. but lucy fir perfected it
Bigdawgphilleep It is. Thanks, Google images!
A furry porn name
***** shuckle approval
Damn this takes me back to church I'd hear the anti premarital sex talk everyday since i was a kid. These guys seem too much to be real but it's sad when you think about how much people truly believe this shit and shove it down their kid throats since infancy.
silver strands What's sad about not making abortions and not catching STDs?
silver strands Maybe not for girls, but for guys separation of sex from marriage/children and viewing it only as an entertainment tends to lead to viewing girls as objects of pleasure, to promiscuity.
Even if they manage to avoid extramarital pregnancies and STDs, still, such a view will not be good for marriage.
Would you prefer a husband who believes sex only belongs in marriage or a husband who believes sex is an innocent form of fun and therefore will cheat whenever an opportunity comes his way?
standev1 I think sex and love can go together marriage doesn't have to be involved for there to be love and mutual respect. If you want marriage too though then that's fine I just don't believe having a ring on your finger has anything to do with love or whether you'll be cheated on. After all married men and women cheat on their spouses all the time so being in a marriage isn't a solve all, but if you have a relationship built on love, loyalty, trust that's what counts.
silver strands "I think sex and love can go together marriage doesn't have to be involved"
Romantic infatuation fades after some time. If that's what people were looking for in relationship, they'll soon go to look for new fresh excitement.
Also sex creates children. Children deserve to be born into a family. That's what marriage is for. To be together as a family till death.
"After all married men and women cheat on their spouses all the time"
True. That's because they don't believe in God and they separated sex from marriage and children in their minds.
"if you have a relationship built on love, loyalty, trust that's what counts."
Well, you can't really trust a godless man who thinks sex is a form of entertainment. I know a lot of men like that and I used to be like that myself until recently, but God changed me.
So if you want trustworthy life long relationship, maybe you shouldn't look down on the church and their boring talks. Maybe it's not such a bad idea to choose somebody who believes in God given marriage and who believes he's accountable to God who knows and sees everything. And if he's willing to wait with sex until marriage, it's a good sign he really means it.
Sorry to be all preachy. May God bless you and protect you.
You have no idea what CCD was like from kindergarten to 7th grade...
he's as charismatic as a substitute teacher
She should be thirsty for jesus?
09:45 aren't the two teletubbies he shows the female ones? isn't that weird, especially since he's such a devoted christian?
He likes lesbians. Go figure.
Everyone knows gays are only bad if they are gay dudes, duh! Also, didn't teletubbies had like a lot of sex references? (and gay ones at that)
HOW DARE YOU! TELETUBBYS ARE GREAT CELESTIAL CREATURES! HOW DARE YOU DESCRIBE THEM AS HUMANS.
10:31 Ironically those Teletubies are both girls.
#GayForJesus
The christian atheist vs the amazing teen
BLASPHEMY
Can someone be a fucking legend and find his channel so I can mock his pre-teen squeaky voice?
It was roughly when he blurted out "I'M NOT GAY!!" In a ridiculously overly defensive fashion was when I knew his was a closeted gay ESPECIALLY considering no one was actually there and it was just an anecdote, he was still uber defensive anyways (big tell he likes the sausage instead of the taco). Most straight people (besides teenagers) don't get uber-defensive when people ask if they're gay, or call them gay. If someone called me gay, I wouldn't give a crap, even if I was a Christian I'd probably just insult them back (if I didn't like them, or laugh and make another quip back at them (if they were a friend doing the usual friendly taunting most guys do to each other, it's a guy thing) or do anything that a person who isn't extremely sensitive over their own sexuality would do which is usually not giving a shit or in the not giving a shit category of responses (Then again even if I was Christian I wouldn't be a homophobe anyways). The fact that they feel the need to let everyone know how gay they are not is a huge tell they are gay. Guys call each other gay all the time. No one cares who isn't already a closeted gay or a Christian Homophobe. It's just one of those whacky things guys do.
Another big tell- Closeted gay people often make up stories about how much sex they would be getting, or how attracted women are to them and those stories are often over the top and extremely exaggerated or always just out demonstrability range. I.e "Oh I have a girlfriend alright. She just lives in Canada so I don't get a chance to see her very often." or in his case "Yeah she totally wanted to have sex with me and when I told her no she cried and cried and cried." Hahahahah yeah no one believes you. No women asked you for sex. You're a creepy closeted gay dude who's Christianity is turning you into an awkard mess because you deny your own desires and you think you're an abomination for loving the cock. It's okay to be gay douchewad, no one cares.
They would know how good sex is, even though they have never had sex before. Right?
Only with each other.
It's like if Egghead was a Christian!
All hail the mighty X-wing
I just came here because I thought he was going to DP a christian teen. I was disappointed
1:05 it's because his performance is literally as bad as an 80s porno flick, so the director thought that it fits
9:50 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TELETUBBIES?!?!?!
Perhaps its better not to know.
Fright Nick You're probably right. But the way he just screamed it made me lol. Them talking about the Teletubbies in general made me lol
😆😆 yeah wtf happened there? "Oh here's my gay ass Teletubbies to prove my nonexistent point, bitches"
"he looks like a beaver"
"he is a beaver, he loves to chew on wood"
Hahah!
The ad before this, a 2 hour video for the Branch of Hope Church.
WTF?
Wtf
utopianking what .....the.... hell.....
There's no goddamned way any teenager thinks this way. This is a clear cut case of doublethink. They are regurgitating what has been beat into their heads and trying their damnedest to make it seem like these are their own thoughts. The gay kid, especially.
I don't believe in having sex unless you love someone. I'm an atheist btw
thats just me personally. I dont give a fuck what other people do
Define "love". Not being a smartass. That's just a tough thing to "know", so I am curious what you mean. e.g. have to be with the person 2 years+ to be SURE or 1 week and you think you are in love?
There is nothing to "believe" about that. I used to be the same way when I was teen, now I know I was wrong. Sex is fun, it's not sacred. Love (whatever that is) is great companion to sex, not condition.
Just my opinion, do as you please.
Good for you, mate. Hope you find that special person. Still, I don't get why exactely you wrote it. Everybody feels differently about sex. And no one cares what others think.
You don't "believe" in it like it's not possible?
8 years later this shit still funny af
Why is a video with an incredibly awkward discussion on premarital sex by two Christian teens set to stereotypical porn background music? Not that I ever watch porn! I mean... NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE, JESUS???!!!
"Shaaaee Thursty, need a cuuuler fo how thursty she is!"
My god, weakest performance ever :D
The sex-only-with-marriage comes from a different time when life was harder and it was almost impossible for single mothers to get enough money to support both her and her children. It also made men more responsible for their children, instead of men just making children without any commitment. Also, back then there was barely any birth control. Nowadays it's much easier, both supporting children aswell as birth control.
And christians wonder why people make fun of them...
Ah, I love putting dirty thoughts into people's minds then punishing them for it.
So does the educational system.
"And you can find out (this girl) is not christian, and make fun of her and ridicule her non stop" Morals A+
That Teletubies corkscrew stick goes in that red Teletubies' hole.
No frontal, Jesus doesn't like, it gay.
c(ringe)hristians
Why don't you guys ever freaking link to the videos in discussion? Ugh. It's so lazy.
Then there will be even more people laughing the shit out of these guys on their channel and it will just make TAA and his fanboys look worse.
10 guys at the same time? That's impressive!
that was such a painful video to watch thankfully we had TJ and Scotty to make it just bearable
These crhistian teens are gay with each other
Didnt you hear him he says hes not gay?! I believe him. These guys are perfect straight males. (Sarcasm)
ya his moral compass is way beyond mine of course he is not gay my bad. lol
They both did come off a little gay. I think it was their voices for me.
There are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?
"it's cool to love Santa Claus!"
See how stupid that sounds?
You guys are like Waldorf and Stadler, and it is BRILLIANT. Keep it up lads!
This video is hilarious, but at the same time it is kinda painful to watch. Almost intentionally dorky. Hey guys, I knew a girl who had sex with a lot of guys but she never had sex with me. Christian teen yeah.
ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T EVEN MARRIED
Does anyone know the name of this video they were responding to.
No one will say this in an Amazing Atheist video, but where are my holosexuals at? ✨
holosexuals? people who are attracted to holograms? interesting.
headhunterx12 It's a name of a girly fandom, but yeah, pretty much....
Lol ok. I don't judge kinda strange though. Whatever floats your boat.
headhunterx12 hehe, thanks ;)
Oh hey what's up?? I love Christine!
Im not arguing but just asking how old is the earth. Can anyone please tell me
Four thoundsand billion years
Elgamer005 might i ask how they know that www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/carbondating.html
Jonathan gardner Radiometric dating, carbon dating is a lot less accurate.
Jonathan gardner About 4.5 billion years I believe. I would post links, but every time I do google flags my comment as spam.
Jonathan gardner Ken Ham is that you?
i love how you didnt even call him out on saying a mommy and daddy are married when all it takes to be a mommy and daddy is having a kid, married w/o children = not a mommy or daddy ^^
"nine of them right in front of me!"😂
accounting documents... ok now i will not open any accounting documents anymore...
A boy...their age...turning down sex?
BULL SHIT!
I fucking love your channel; if I went under depression again, I'd just watch your shit and it'd make the whole week better
were these guys rejects from the "Thaw" video?
That has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while. Even the Christians are doing a facepalm after watching this video (I don't mean DP, but the Christian Teen). How the hell do you find these crazy ass people? I swear I am subscribing to their channel, just so I can watch these two figure out that they are both honestly, literally gay. The shame the will have to face when they have to tell their god they like each other and to please forgive them for what they do to each other and those poor dolls, the Tele-fucking-tubbys! WTF?
No sex after marriage is like cussing the adults tell you not to do it yet they do it constantly
Dude he is not gay. He went to camp and they fixed him
"Notice how he's strategically not showing you the backs of the teletubbies"
OMG! I fucking lost it there... xD
Talking about sex is the closest he'll ever get to having sex.
0:37 always pause on the best faces
Did anybody notice that at 11:03 the teen uses a 5 year-old girl nicknamed "Boo" (from the movie Monsters Incorporated) as a representative of a young woman who is mature enough to have sex with her boyfriend? WTF?
Teletubie fleshlights...
I am reminded of Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch when his voice started cracking.
I'm pretty sure sex is a required need for human beings.
I don't blame his ex girlfriend crying. she was probably suffering from the lack of physical affection.
What an asshole.
The arguments those two Christians made are so compelling I'm thinking of renouncing my atheism.
I'm not religious at all, but I just always wondered why people thought it was stupid if people waited until they were married to have sex. I mean, that is just their thing. That is their moral code (at least to some people.) I'm not really that big on marriage in general, but I wouldn't unless I loved the person and felt it would last. Why is that stupid or a big deal (aside from the times they try to convince you to do the same?)
Is this Steven crowder’s rejected son
I want a copy of that video so I can do some commentary on it since Christian Teen took that video down.
It's funny that he says "a mommy and a daddy" while using the dolls of the two female teletubbies as an example.
I lost it at the teletubbies. Didn't expect that lol.
I lost it when he pulled out the teletubbies 😂😂
I was expecting the curly thing on Lala's head to go through po's circle
8:00 this kills me every time and the fact it got a pity laugh, ten years later, still annoys me
The amazing atheist takes his rage out on religion because he feels that God didn't answer him or give him the stuff he wanted when he was young just like every other atheist
***** ditto
***** " I don't even what I just read " ring a bell?
***** so you purposely left out know?
***** ok
It would have nothing to do with the fact that the bible is completely discreditable and that science as advanced technology more in that past 200 years than religion has in 5000.
Most guy Super Christian would say they were gay for Jesus except that's a contradiction because the bible says that's an abomination!
Pretty funny.
this is one of the best ones lol
11:00 he says "this is the only one I have" so that means we can deduce that the teletubbies one scene earlier were also his... speaking of i havent seen one of those creepy things in years!
I choked on my cereal when he pulled out teletubies 😂
TJ it wasn't 70's porno music, it was gay porn music.
This is like the opposite of the Vlog brothers.