CHRISTIANITY'S ICE AGE - REFUTING "THE THAW"

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • The folks at letsreachameric... have put their regressive agenda into the mouths of kids because they knew no one was low enough to call children idiots. They forgot about me.
    If you enjoy my Amazing Atheist videos, you may enjoy:
    / tjplaysitall (gaming)
    / tjdoeslife (personal vlog)
    * * *
    BUY MY BOOK, 'NECKBEARD UPRISING':
    DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - $9.99
    theamazingathe...
    PAPERBACK - $17.99
    www.createspac...
    * * *
    If you enjoy my content, please follow me on:
    Facebook - / youtubetaa
    Tumblr - / amazingatheist
    Twitter - #!...
    * * *
    ADDITIONAL LINKS:
    THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS VIDEO:
    letsreachameric...
    * * *
    All videos written and performed by TJ Kirk

КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @voidddie
    @voidddie 10 років тому +241

    "Why do they teach every other theory is science except creation"
    That's like saying why doesn't religious study teach evolution.

    • @mac-10candyapple52
      @mac-10candyapple52 6 років тому +6

      phugwellsmind
      He means something like why don’t pastors step up and say “ ...and so Darwin said...”
      The answer? Because church is not science and science isn’t church.

    • @leonbuster7690
      @leonbuster7690 6 років тому

      phugwellsmind Yeahhh I don't think these messed up kids would consider that 'cool'

    • @DonaldKronos
      @DonaldKronos 4 роки тому +2

      More precisely, it's like asking why Bible Study teaches everything about what the Bible says except for the scientific details of the Big Bang theory, the Standard Model of particle physics, the various scientific abiogenesis hypotheses, and the Modern Synthesis theory of biological evolution.

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 2 роки тому

      Why don't they teach alchemy in chemistry class?
      Why don't they teach astrology in astronomy class?

    • @robertjackson1813
      @robertjackson1813 2 місяці тому

      You know, we should give them their bottle and teach creation in some vocational classes.But those cover every single creation myth.A different one every day , But that probably defeat thiere purpose.

  • @MrDucklets
    @MrDucklets 8 років тому +177

    This is such bullshit, I told a friend I was atheist and suddenly everyone started to harass me about it.
    "Why don't you believe"
    "Aren't you worried about going to hell?"
    "Is it true you don't like jesus"

    • @MrDucklets
      @MrDucklets 8 років тому +9

      A Fly I was a little cunt in middle school that didn't know how to defend myself XD

    • @emeek63
      @emeek63 8 років тому +1

      I get that from my teachers, too

    • @garyhoff8341
      @garyhoff8341 8 років тому +1

      Same happened to me

    • @dougzembiec9995
      @dougzembiec9995 8 років тому +5

      Ditto. The only way I shut them up was when I explained via science why the bible is bullshit. Now I want to spread the good news but the Christians go running

    • @TrichterNET
      @TrichterNET 8 років тому +5

      same happen to me so i started to prove them wrong left and right. i got 3 of them to drop their religion.

  • @coweatsman
    @coweatsman 9 років тому +128

    The "miscarriage of justice" joke was an abortion.

    • @capngio4589
      @capngio4589 9 років тому +3

      Que triple drum

    • @averyterribleperson5292
      @averyterribleperson5292 9 років тому +5

      +coweatsman You could say anyone who didn't get that joke dodged a coat hanger. Sorry that wasn't very good XD

    • @Fire-xd6rw
      @Fire-xd6rw 8 років тому

      +coweatsman
      I got that, and TJ, I'm Indian, Cherokee to be exact!

    • @coolcat3702
      @coolcat3702 8 років тому

      aaayyyy lmao

    • @xRiverxAMV
      @xRiverxAMV 8 років тому

      +Buffalo Ruffalo Should've aborted that one

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart 10 років тому +283

    So wait, talking about how your body works through puberty and all of its natural functions is *porn*? I'm glad Christianity is dying out.

    • @SkyValleyStuff
      @SkyValleyStuff 10 років тому +8

      somebody say porn? hehe where? !

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 10 років тому +9

      ***** But they also don't believe in contraception, so they'd spread their STDs all over the place

    • @brandonrogers2871
      @brandonrogers2871 10 років тому

      Catherine Tansley
      I never understand why people think like this

    • @averygamerdude7911
      @averygamerdude7911 6 років тому

      Republican Christianity for ya

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому

      In the West at least, but overseas it seems to grow a little following the demographic expansion. However, the fastest growing religion is Islam so one has to wonder why they focus on Atheism being a threat...

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 10 років тому +175

    Why are they taking Cthulu out of our history books? Why aren't I allowed to sacrifice my chemistry partner to Cthulu? Why do I have to check my Cthuluism at the door?

    • @Skullord222
      @Skullord222 10 років тому +27

      An why the hell can't I sacrifice goats at school ?!

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 10 років тому +11

      ***** HEATHEN! Cthulus are the only real gods and I have evidence, just read Lovecrafts books. He was a great man inspired by the gods so it must be true.

    • @piccolo11394
      @piccolo11394 10 років тому +6

      Andreas karlsson Silence fool! Our great noodly savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the one true god, and you should abandon your blasphemous ways and seek the embrace of His noodly appendage.

    • @piccolo11394
      @piccolo11394 10 років тому +3

      TheWhiteOne Bring your war heretic! The mighty Pastafarian Army shall destroy all who would oppose the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! The skies will open and a flood of righteous sauce will drown your people, and they will broil for all eternity in the kitchen of the damned!
      Tonight, Noodles will have YOU for dinner!

    • @Skullord222
      @Skullord222 10 років тому +3

      piccolo11394 See you on the battlefield, you piece of Chinese noodle !

  • @stubbythebaby6980
    @stubbythebaby6980 9 років тому +454

    "We are an army." Like the crusades that went so well?

    • @Lockon_Stratos
      @Lockon_Stratos 9 років тому +39

      Chances are that they'll just deny that the Crusades ever happened. Like how they deny parts of Leviticus that tells them to not eat shellfish, not wear different fabrics of clothing, not to plant different seeds next to each other, etc,.

    • @Anti-HyperLink
      @Anti-HyperLink 9 років тому

      Were*

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 9 років тому +8

      Anti-HyperLink I'm pretty sure the Catholics were the only Christians at the time, therefore it was Christians.

    • @Anti-HyperLink
      @Anti-HyperLink 9 років тому

      BecauseICan( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Catholicism is a branch of Christianity.

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 9 років тому +13

      Anti-HyperLink
      NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK

  • @Patchveek
    @Patchveek 8 років тому +129

    Love how the kid says "People believe Christians are goody-goods and boring," and then immediately a montage of them complaining about how dirty jokes offend them. Cognitive dissonance, much?

  • @WolfHunner
    @WolfHunner 10 років тому +294

    "Why are they taking God out of my history books?"
    My brain just died.

    • @satsunada
      @satsunada 10 років тому +10

      Pretty sure he/she/it was never in them to begin with. Besides, we'd have a hell of a lot of reading to do on the Roman and Greek deities first.

    • @redfarmer1980
      @redfarmer1980 9 років тому +11

      I picture a Christian history book where God dances around with Caesar, Henry VIII, Washington, and Lincoln. It's like ring around the posey.

    • @eupok918
      @eupok918 9 років тому

      HighLevi "The Thaw"
      my everything died

    • @Dolphanatic
      @Dolphanatic 9 років тому

      HighLevi Like it or not, the belief in God has had a major impact on history, regardless of whether God exists or not.

    • @rowmaster6894
      @rowmaster6894 9 років тому +1

      +Dolphanatic Very true. Because Religion affects people in certain ways. So whether God exists or not,(I say not), religion affects people's behavior

  • @thereadymachete
    @thereadymachete 9 років тому +133

    lost my shit at "Christ is dead. He's been dead for, *looks at nonexistent watch* quite some time now.

    • @magerehenk7579
      @magerehenk7579 9 років тому +2

      Dolphanatic well then... why are you here?

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 9 років тому

      Dolphanatic And yet the Xians are, time and time again, _the_ problem. Gee, wonder why that is... could it be due to their antiquated and invalid beliefs? Perhaps... or maybe it has something to do with a more sinister motive...
      Nah, what am I saying? Xians are too fucking stupid to plot against the infrastructure of the world on purpose.
      It's purely due to their beliefs.

    • @Dolphanatic
      @Dolphanatic 9 років тому

      Behemoth Mawloc By mindlessly accusing all Christians of being evil idiots of sorts who are secretly trying to destroy society, you're continuing to prove my point that you militant Atheists are no better.

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 9 років тому +1

      Dolphanatic It's funny, THAT is what you pick out of the entire comment.
      Also, as someone who isn't an atheist, I don't prove your point whatsoever.

    • @Dolphanatic
      @Dolphanatic 9 років тому

      Behemoth Mawloc Well, that doesn't change the fact that you're demonizing and generalizing people.

  • @ColonelMcboot
    @ColonelMcboot 10 років тому +118

    They Like the policy of keeping religion out of schools, I always felt sorry for the Muslims in my primary school who would forced to sing christian songs in my school, so I stopped singing along with them! Because I hate singing, and Gods.

    • @johnny--guitar
      @johnny--guitar 10 років тому +5

      My chorus is singing a Christian song IN A FREAKIN' TOURNAMENT. Me being agnostic, I just don't sing alongside half the chorus.

    • @ColonelMcboot
      @ColonelMcboot 10 років тому +1

      The Master Panda I fear this.

    • @MGC-XIII
      @MGC-XIII 10 років тому +6

      FlyingPanda that's a pretty narrowminded opinion :)

    • @MGC-XIII
      @MGC-XIII 10 років тому +1

      FlyingPanda Well we could also say that all Americans are stupid, but we both know that is not true. We could also say that all Russians are homophobes, yet again we know this is not true.
      I can go on. Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason and I like how you can speak on behalf of so many people. You are truly a gifted person.
      There are extremists on every side. Which side do you belong to?
      Oh and maybe you should take anger management classes because those outbursts are laughable.

    • @MGC-XIII
      @MGC-XIII 10 років тому

      FlyingPanda okay I stand corrected. The 'majority', but that still doesn't change anything I wrote regarding what you wrote.
      A good way to dodge a conversation I give you that.
      Get off your high horse :)

  • @jackrettinger5659
    @jackrettinger5659 10 років тому +88

    I watched "The Thaw" ..................... Those kids dont know how to speak without looking like they got paid

  • @2chin4u
    @2chin4u 10 років тому +47

    ahh... Christian logic...

  • @dangerdan2592
    @dangerdan2592 7 років тому +21

    "In public school, people think Christians are goody goods and boring". WONDER WHERE THEY GOT THAT IDEA. Few seconds later: "People at school and on the buses tell DIRTY JOKES". Also featured in this video: "Sex education is pornography!!". "I don't want to kiss anyone, ICKY, I'm saving myself for marriage". Can't see where anyone would get that idea from...

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 10 років тому +22

    the thaw has barely over 300 views on youtube, hard to believe everyone found out about it

    • @talkingmotanka
      @talkingmotanka 2 роки тому

      The original video quickly turned the comments off. Then the original video was removed from UA-cam either from the content creator or YT. (However, the content didn't violate, so it was likely just deleted by the account that posted it.) If anyone finds it now it's because someone downloaded it and uploaded it or did so with their own comments just like this video.

  • @macparoo
    @macparoo 8 років тому +60

    If there an army then Im willing to sign the declaration of war!

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 8 років тому +7

      I'll supply weapons and food if needed

    • @macparoo
      @macparoo 8 років тому +1

      jamaine gardner that's fantastic! Yes someone to join my cause :D

    • @macparoo
      @macparoo 8 років тому +1

      Bilbo_Gamers awesome!

    • @JrCTZY
      @JrCTZY 8 років тому +4

      I'll supply British pessimism for you.

    • @macparoo
      @macparoo 8 років тому +1

      Sean C why thank you very much for your Assictance

  • @tangerinefarmer
    @tangerinefarmer 10 років тому +45

    I love "Courage the Cowardly Dog" too.

  • @hemidas
    @hemidas 9 років тому +87

    8:22 Whenever I hear that US is a Christian nation I always "Uhm, which one? There are like dozens of denominations out there!"

    • @TheIgnoredGender
      @TheIgnoredGender 5 років тому +1

      If it wasn't specified then all of the Christian denominations would be included.

    • @kazuichisouda2026
      @kazuichisouda2026 5 років тому +4

      @@TheIgnoredGender But that means that America is as much in support of the Presbyterian church, as it is of the Westboro Baptist church. The latter of which is so *staunchly* against gay people to the point of protesting the funerals of dead soldiers, the former has let gays and lesbians be ministers since 2011.

  • @jagerbombers6089
    @jagerbombers6089 9 років тому +101

    These kids need to hang out with me, I'll tell them all mah dirty jokes!

    • @jagerbombers6089
      @jagerbombers6089 9 років тому +6

      ***** >:D Bring it on pastor!!

    • @jagerbombers6089
      @jagerbombers6089 9 років тому +5

      ***** ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!

    • @maxtitus1519
      @maxtitus1519 9 років тому +3

      Jaggar Ham don't get fierce deity link on your ass

    • @uzimyspecial
      @uzimyspecial 9 років тому

      Jaggar Ham Ooh, ooh, i got one.
      You smell like butt!
      This is sooo dirty by their standards.

    • @brandonmavor7163
      @brandonmavor7163 9 років тому +1

      +Jaggar Ham Now this is a boss name!

  • @Quackoid
    @Quackoid 10 років тому +71

    Stupid Atheist! You made me look bad.
    BOOGABOOGA-BOOGAH!

    • @garulia17
      @garulia17 10 років тому +12

      God now I wanna watch courage. DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO SPAGHETTI HELL!

    • @midnightmadness6344
      @midnightmadness6344 10 років тому

      garulia17 But I like spaghetti.

    • @garulia17
      @garulia17 10 років тому +1

      Then we shall get a condo in spaghetti heaven. Spaghetti hell is just where they make it. :P

  • @insect212
    @insect212 11 років тому +33

    There's no hypocrisy. There is a huge difference between the theory of evolution and other theories. The biggest difference is that evolution has astounding amounts of evidence for it while all the other theories have zero evidence for them. That is why the evolution is taught in schools, because it has evidence for it.

    • @YetAnotherInfidel
      @YetAnotherInfidel 11 років тому

      Lmao, you're an idiot. That, or you were exhausted when you typed this.

    • @insect212
      @insect212 11 років тому +12

      ***** I have 9 up votes, you have zero. I proved my statement and you didn't. I think your the idiot.

    • @YetAnotherInfidel
      @YetAnotherInfidel 11 років тому

      Brock Jones Up votes don't make you right, idiot.

    • @insect212
      @insect212 11 років тому +8

      ***** Yes but proving my statement does idiot.

    • @YetAnotherInfidel
      @YetAnotherInfidel 11 років тому

      Would have been great if you had, huh? Nobody with a mind questions evolutionary theory, to clear that up; hell, I'm getting my undergrad in biology right now. But all other theories are unfounded? Come on.

  • @cawimmer430
    @cawimmer430 7 років тому +30

    "Religion poisons everything." - Christopher Hitchens

  • @thepsychobear2362
    @thepsychobear2362 9 років тому +34

    What do ya' call a sleepwalkin' nun... A ROMAN CATHOLIC!
    /Ba dum tisss/ *Applauds and cheers come out of nowhere*

  • @ScbdfrgStratten
    @ScbdfrgStratten 10 років тому +135

    for once i'm glad to live in italy... here everyone has accepted the evolution theory, i guess this is all an american problem

    • @winterstorms8331
      @winterstorms8331 10 років тому +46

      GOOD BYE AMERICA IM MOVING TO ITALY MOTHER FUCKERS

    • @DemonEyeXGamer
      @DemonEyeXGamer 10 років тому +1

      ***** But isn't everyone born in Sweden considered automatically Christian(Lutheran) unless they later do paper work or am I thinking of another country or was that already changed?

    • @DemonEyeXGamer
      @DemonEyeXGamer 10 років тому

      ***** Just wanted to be sure. Thank you.

    • @Kira1Lawliet
      @Kira1Lawliet 10 років тому +7

      It's really more of a...stupid problem. America. The Middle East. Probably India. We're all pretty much religitards. When I grow up, Imma move to France. Or Japan. One of the two.

    • @DemonEyeXGamer
      @DemonEyeXGamer 10 років тому +1

      Kira1Lawliet Recommend France, it does have the City of Lights and Love.

  • @ConcentratedCian
    @ConcentratedCian 9 років тому +46

    He's been dead for uhh..*looks at watch* quite some time now
    funniest shit.

    • @erikdk321
      @erikdk321 9 років тому +1

      Dolphanatic Lets play "Spot the creationist!"

    • @Dolphanatic
      @Dolphanatic 9 років тому

      Erik Beyer Paulsen Nah, I'm over that.

    • @Dolphanatic
      @Dolphanatic 9 років тому

      ***** It kinda feels forced, though.

  • @zoingy101
    @zoingy101 10 років тому +18

    HOW DARE YOU TJ!
    Comparing the wear porcupines on your head club to something as stupid as Christianity! You should be ashamed!

  • @prossnip42
    @prossnip42 9 років тому +16

    7:03. these kids clearly haven't watched pornography to say something as stupid as this

  • @Komrad_Yuri
    @Komrad_Yuri 9 років тому +36

    Hey why was Jesus bad at hockey?
    He kept getting nailed to the boards.

  • @clausroquefort9545
    @clausroquefort9545 9 років тому +17

    It's funny how they all seem to have tiny heads.

  • @TheTwister821
    @TheTwister821 10 років тому +41

    Why can't people just accept that the Bible is full of myths ..just like Greek Mythology is?

    • @leonbuster7690
      @leonbuster7690 6 років тому

      Full of myths that don't exist, you mean? Because you know, every Christian would totally believe in Greek Mythology and Christian at the same time, right? (HAHAHAHA) Hilarious. Good one.

    • @reynanlamsen2007
      @reynanlamsen2007 5 років тому

      Leon Buster it’s pretty much the same because bible is also fictional..and myths are fictional right?

    • @YaFutureGurl
      @YaFutureGurl 5 років тому

      Because reading about ancient Greece stuff is way more interesting

    • @halogen5580
      @halogen5580 5 років тому

      Hitori Senshi because snakes that can turn people into stone is cooler than talking snakes

  • @leruetheday377
    @leruetheday377 7 років тому +11

    I thought we agreed on seven goats, fifteen pigs, two chickens, and eight cows!

    • @huuminbloodborn7570
      @huuminbloodborn7570 7 років тому +1

      for THAT thing?!

    • @leruetheday377
      @leruetheday377 7 років тому

      todd benson His daughter.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 років тому +2

      todd benson it's a lifetime agreement, also no abortion! This family is 100% straight, red blooded, bible thumping, Jesus praising, gay hatin, conservative Merican! You're genes are safe in our cult

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 7 років тому +1

      Hey, at least she doesn't have any brothers, so when the old folks kick the bucket (and it totally wasn't poison which you definitely didn't lace their water with) you get all their shit. I mean, they must at least have a few bibles you can burn, right?

  • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
    @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 9 років тому +12

    flying spaghetti monster save scotland

    • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
      @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 9 років тому +1

      +Sam Fowler flying spaghetti monster bless scotland

    • @gamerguy0358
      @gamerguy0358 8 років тому +1

      All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He boiled for our sins! Let us be touched by his noodly appendage!

  • @stacysilver5208
    @stacysilver5208 7 років тому +10

    A girl in my public school prayed and crossed herself before a physics test. Everyone totally starting oppressing her after, it wasn't like barely anyone noticed and we all got on with our lives.

    • @thetruedarksoul168
      @thetruedarksoul168 7 років тому

      Stacy Silver well if she prayed audibly then that is illegal and understandable.

    • @davidsenderodelsanto
      @davidsenderodelsanto 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thetruedarksoul168
      Actually it is not in any way illegal provided it is not mandated by the state or led by a state employee.

    • @thetruedarksoul168
      @thetruedarksoul168 11 місяців тому

      @@davidsenderodelsanto bro this comment is 6yrs old i dont even know the context to which i said that in

  • @kayprime1967
    @kayprime1967 8 років тому +10

    I lost my at the 1600s goat comparison, lmfao.

  • @luke0able
    @luke0able 8 років тому +17

    There is a very religious christian at my school and through somehow she I told her I believe in God and Jesus(I am mostly a Deist) now she keeps saying how glad she is that I'm saved and keeps bring it up. I hate religious people.

    • @Samkilla99
      @Samkilla99 8 років тому

      It's your fucking fault

    • @luke0able
      @luke0able 8 років тому

      sam marriott I need to stop saying words. I know.

    • @Samkilla99
      @Samkilla99 8 років тому

      More Potatoes you've learned your lesson

    • @luke0able
      @luke0able 8 років тому

      sam marriott I shall never expose my religion at my school again and they probably won't remember because everyone in my city has the brain of a goldfish

    • @Samkilla99
      @Samkilla99 8 років тому

      Christians seem to love converting people. It's like a game for them

  • @Batt1eRage
    @Batt1eRage 9 років тому +11

    Im dissapointed i never saw porn in health class. Booooo

  • @Aatifah
    @Aatifah 9 років тому +28

    Aww man I miss this TJ/TAA, Much more entertaining lmao

    • @whoisbledsoe1957
      @whoisbledsoe1957 5 років тому +1

      He was a whiny liberal during this time. Not so much anymore

  • @whydiewhenyoucanlive
    @whydiewhenyoucanlive 8 років тому +43

    Sex education is porn?... Erhmm no. Its just biology class focused on the specific topic of the parts of the body we use the make babies. How is that porn?

    • @rorycoffey5547
      @rorycoffey5547 8 років тому +4

      bigoted christians are turning into SJWs!!!

    • @prowler247365
      @prowler247365 8 років тому

      they were SJWs before SJWs

    • @Kornilovite
      @Kornilovite 7 років тому

      Revazide cuz it guddamed sciencey BS! And them scientist are on the payroll of them adult entertainment company's! (Sarcasm)

    • @tristanhoward9190
      @tristanhoward9190 7 років тому +3

      Revazide Christians are afraid of knowledge.... And sex.

  • @misteranthropy7082
    @misteranthropy7082 6 років тому +5

    5:19 turn on captions

  • @ST0PM0SS
    @ST0PM0SS 10 років тому +6

    I think Japan was right in banning Christianity during the Edo period.

  • @TheUltimateBAN
    @TheUltimateBAN 9 років тому +29

    I'm so glad I wasn't born in USA

    • @WeiYinChan
      @WeiYinChan 9 років тому

      +Pradyumna Karyamapudi you are lucky, I'm luckier than Americans as I grew up in Hong Kong (a lot better than America), but my luck didn't last very long as I was sent to a Christian elementary school....

    • @lc9271
      @lc9271 9 років тому

      +WeiYinChan You'd be suprised by how many atheists are at my Catholic school. I only go there since it's the closest school to my house Lmao.

    • @WeiYinChan
      @WeiYinChan 9 років тому

      +Lukas Cvancara But the status of atheists in America is still a cultural shock to me, I grew up in HK and went to high school in Australia, atheists are the majority in both places, so I kinda assumed it's like that in most developed countries except for Vatican...

    • @Jacks1607
      @Jacks1607 9 років тому +2

      +Ukkosenjumala well things will be better when Bernie Sanders president

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 8 років тому

      Yes you are. It seems, I have met way too many religious dumb shits. And then people ask, why do Christians have guns, is god's protection not enough for you? Can you guess what most of the answers I got were from these idiots? god bless you. Wtf happened to the world.....

  • @RzzRBladezofoccham
    @RzzRBladezofoccham 10 років тому +4

    How can a girl, who complains about sex-education, not believe in abortion, did she miss the point, and if she missed the point, maybe she should have missed it in such a way that the word abortion would be utterly meaningless to her?

  • @argus4650
    @argus4650 6 років тому +5

    I'm surprised that didn't end with a Deus Vult.

  • @JC622Kilo57J
    @JC622Kilo57J 10 років тому +13

    11:02 .....aaaaannnnnndddd we have a Hulk.

    • @Canaris3
      @Canaris3 10 років тому

      Holy shit my sides ...

    • @garulia17
      @garulia17 10 років тому

      I died holy shit man. Avengers OP

  • @lanceleader163
    @lanceleader163 10 років тому +7

    I can see the indoctrination in their poor eyes.

  • @Imightberiding
    @Imightberiding 10 років тому +12

    More importantly than anything, why does anyone pay attention to or heed whatever these children have to say? They are simply reciting what they have been taught like so many robots. Input this equals output that.
    Although I am now an old cynical bastard, I suspect I have learned a few truths along the way that these kids can only hope to imagine. I take offense when ever young people with no discernible wisdom or life experience & knowledge are paraded before the public & exploited at every turn to advance an agenda they have no possible way of understanding. How do I know? I used to be one of these kids & now I am one of the adults.
    Enough with the youthful propaganda already! Let the grown ups argue what is important & necessary to decide the future politics of the world in which you have absolutely no insight, experience or knowledge. You children however, have yet to grow up & learn all the things before you that one day might enlighten you & even surprise you about life & the world around you.
    When you are grown & tempered with a little wisdom & experience you can express your opinions. Anything before such time, is but canned recitation of what you have been taught by other adults bent on using you to further their agenda.
    Young people, please, instead of jumping on the band wagon of misinformation towards religious or political gain, study & study hard. Ask questions, as many as you can think of. Apply yourself to critical thinking & the pursuit of knowledge. Do not swallow whole an idea or presumption before you test it against the sharp edge of fact. I only wish someone had shared with me what I just did with you before my long, painful, often humiliating struggle to adulthood.
    Find your own answers!

    • @ThehappyHinduof97
      @ThehappyHinduof97 10 років тому

      I would like to know your prospective on the World. Personally I think we're all boned

    • @theleagueofsupermushrooms5323
      @theleagueofsupermushrooms5323 10 років тому

      Aye but at the child's age they are easy pray, they are not only easily manipulated by adults but they only know what they have been aloud to learn. But yes I agree it should be adults making these accusations not kids.

  • @artdragons
    @artdragons 10 років тому +10

    Deist, never knew of that term. Yeah that's me, never knew there was a word for it. Thanks AA.

    • @speedygreenie
      @speedygreenie 10 років тому

      Yup, first time I've ever heard that word as well.

  • @maxj9204
    @maxj9204 9 років тому +3

    "I don't like something and that makes me special and so everyone should fix that for me." BREAKING NEWS: STUFF YOU DONT LIKE EXISTS. Fucking deal.

  • @Zatracenec
    @Zatracenec 10 років тому +14

    I really like that dramatic music. And they have army now. Scary. :-)

  • @IcarusDawn
    @IcarusDawn 10 років тому +2

    When the kid said "Why do they teach every other theory except creation" I literally had the same reaction as TJ. God It's amazing how stupid people can be sometimes.

  • @artrelatedthings3928
    @artrelatedthings3928 8 років тому +3

    "America was founded as a Christan Nation" i went in stitches after hearing that line

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 9 років тому +6

    Don't you know? The world has to revolve entirely around fundies and everyone has to believe in and teach exactly what they believe, otherwise it's bullying.

  • @R3DSHaRTz
    @R3DSHaRTz 10 років тому +6

    i'm an atheist and this kid threatens to beat up everyone who doesn't believe in god, so I drew pentagrams on all of his papers and homework and took a red marker and drew a satanic rams head onto the inside of his locker. the face? priceless! (btw i'm 14)

    • @SpunkMonkey1974
      @SpunkMonkey1974 10 років тому

      You sir, are my youngest hero. xtians are the BIGGEST bullies and bigots pushing their hateful agenda and targeting anyone NOT in the cult. I WISH I could have been there to see all of that. lol Keep ya head up and don't let the culties get to ya.

  • @tylermaloney6261
    @tylermaloney6261 8 років тому +19

    I'm like 99% sure this video gave me several types of cancer

  • @floraposteschild4184
    @floraposteschild4184 10 років тому +5

    4:47 Hey, Token!

  • @ufcmania127
    @ufcmania127 10 років тому +7

    i just watched mr repzions response to this

  • @InsideJacobsMind
    @InsideJacobsMind 10 років тому +16

    My school has mandatory prayer xD

    • @Something775
      @Something775 10 років тому +1

      You go to a private school right?

    • @InsideJacobsMind
      @InsideJacobsMind 10 років тому +19

      Yeah xD. It's a good school though so I put up with the religious shite.

    • @Something775
      @Something775 10 років тому +8

      InsideJacobsMind Okay, thanks for clearing that up.

    • @evanyoung31198
      @evanyoung31198 10 років тому +5

      InsideJacobsMind mine does too but the atheist kids just don't pray.

    • @InsideJacobsMind
      @InsideJacobsMind 10 років тому +41

      I'm atheist but I still have to pray.
      I just have fun with it, like doing Satan's cross with my hand, or changing up the words in prayers.

  • @ChrisWoodcox
    @ChrisWoodcox 8 років тому +2

    Very clever dude. Friggin hilarious and well delivered. Keep kicking ass...you are on to something here.

  • @RonnieHembree97
    @RonnieHembree97 8 років тому +5

    Still my favorite video he's done. Makes me laugh my ass off everytime.

  • @maconbacon
    @maconbacon 9 років тому +3

    Christians saying we are an army, time to run for the hills

  • @RustyShackleford1066
    @RustyShackleford1066 9 років тому +6

    Considring the gay marriage ruling, it seems Christ was an inept commander.

  • @brick251
    @brick251 10 років тому +1

    "The Amazing Atheist" huh, sounds like a awesome title to go down in history and one hell of a name to live up to. Keep up the good work TAA.

  • @MarioMonte13
    @MarioMonte13 10 років тому +5

    3:55 I bet his parents shamed him into saying that, my gaydar is off the scale.

    • @profeseurchemical
      @profeseurchemical 10 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHA thx for pointing that out you made my day!

    • @MarioMonte13
      @MarioMonte13 10 років тому

      profeseurchemical I'll be here all week

  • @TheJoshForce
    @TheJoshForce 10 років тому +3

    "Because It doesn't EXIST!"

  • @maxgreenluvr96
    @maxgreenluvr96 9 років тому +6

    It's because of people like this that I'm agnostic.

    • @chandler1473
      @chandler1473 8 років тому

      Good for you. So, do you believe in the existence of a creator?

    • @ImperialOffic3r
      @ImperialOffic3r 8 років тому

      +Chandler Hudson If someone actually showed me evidence, not like "THE BIBLE SAYS SO" or "look around you. theres your proof".

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 8 років тому +2

      Agnostic means you reject all the religious bull shit, but you leave in a bit of room to say I don't know. It's a good position.

    • @ubermenschi1459
      @ubermenschi1459 8 років тому +1

      +ShooterdoesMC Boss No that's the definition of atheism. If you lack belief in a god, you ARE an atheist. Agnostic is a position of limited knowledge, not a middle ground.

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 8 років тому

      +Pope Dawkins you are correct sir, I rechecked my sources. And I have a new list: Theist, Agnostic Theist, Agnostic Atheist, Atheist.

  • @crissy2628
    @crissy2628 10 років тому +2

    TJ, you're my favorite person on the internet, thank you as always.

  • @davidbickham7318
    @davidbickham7318 8 років тому +8

    That video is funny since millennials (the generation that most of those kids are apart of) are the least religious of any generation

  • @kungfusloth9340
    @kungfusloth9340 8 років тому +3

    That poor black kid got bribed to do this stupid thing

  • @cinema4d100
    @cinema4d100 10 років тому +1

    daaamn, that last part where they say they're an army, it looks more like the middle ages inquisition and persecution than a fight for good...

  • @paynelesor3940
    @paynelesor3940 10 років тому +4

    In the everlasting word's of Optimus Prime "Atheist's assemble!"

    • @paynelesor3940
      @paynelesor3940 10 років тому +7

      Because they didn't believe in god.

    • @PinkBroBlueRope
      @PinkBroBlueRope 10 років тому +1

      King Tootie yeah. i got that part. thanks.

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 10 років тому +1

      King Tootie ROFL'ed

  • @AroAceEnbyTaste
    @AroAceEnbyTaste 7 років тому +1

    he being a school teacher for a mother really get me here. people think that religion isn't allowed in school like he said. however, that isn't the case for the most part. Staff can't bring up religion unless it it brought up by a student in which case the staff member can then talk about it.

  • @illuminaticomfirmed6948
    @illuminaticomfirmed6948 8 років тому +5

    Sex ed =porn
    Wtf?

  • @michaeliv284
    @michaeliv284 10 років тому +3

    You have more than a point

  • @JeffersonTryHard
    @JeffersonTryHard 8 років тому +3

    Christianity is dead, it just doesn't know it yet

  • @presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507
    @presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507 3 роки тому +1

    The tuba music SLAYS ME!!

  • @Alzheimer42
    @Alzheimer42 8 років тому +4

    4:13 Accreate.

    • @celestiawinters667
      @celestiawinters667 8 років тому

      When you a baby bird being fed Your profile pic is literally the best thing I have ever seen!

  • @lizstevens3365
    @lizstevens3365 9 років тому +4

    I was done at 2:47-2:50. Completely lost it. Hilarious.

  • @pierrelille4573
    @pierrelille4573 10 років тому +2

    I feel bad for these kids. They will be terribly embarrassed in a few years. When I was a Christian they said things like this all the time. It is the beginning of the end for Christianity, and they're terrified. In the Christian mind people deciding to no longer to be Christians is a war on Christianity. I predict that Christianity will die a slow death, at least in what makes up traditional Christendom.

  • @WorthyRedeemed
    @WorthyRedeemed 10 років тому +6

    JESUS WILL COME AGAIN, so close your eyes, open your mouth, and kneel..

    • @krisb8781
      @krisb8781 10 років тому +2

      They (church) brainwashed you quite well.

    • @WorthyRedeemed
      @WorthyRedeemed 10 років тому +3

      Kris Bochenek Church's do not wash brains, they soil them.

    • @WorthyRedeemed
      @WorthyRedeemed 10 років тому +4

      Kris Bochenek Kris, its a play on words.

    • @garulia17
      @garulia17 10 років тому +2

      Sounds like jesus is a bit of a pimp. "close your eyes, open your mouth, and kneel." If I had a dime- er, never mind.

    • @WorthyRedeemed
      @WorthyRedeemed 10 років тому +2

      ***** Clearly, in your case, it's better to receive than to give.

  • @ConstantChinner
    @ConstantChinner 10 років тому +1

    "For some reason, many religions force themselves to think of the birth canal as a one-way street, and even the Koran treats the Virgin Mary with reverence."
    Christopher Hitchens

  • @MrRandomdude42
    @MrRandomdude42 10 років тому +1

    at 11:40 "We´re at war, Nobody Want´s to admit it but Christianity is under Attack" Spoken In voice of Martin Sheen.

  • @MrCatchTwenty2
    @MrCatchTwenty2 10 років тому +1

    HOLY SHIT I LIVE NEAR RIDGELAND HIGH SCHOOL IN GEORGIA. They played against us in football once. They tried to vandalize our sign to say "Ridgeland" but they fucking misspelled it.

  • @JakeMoresea
    @JakeMoresea 10 років тому +3

    There's 666 dislikes. lol

  • @hasch5756
    @hasch5756 8 років тому +1

    --> "We are an army. Christ is our commander."
    --> What can an army sans commander accomplish? I'll give you a hint - 30 years' war

  • @Ryan-wc8wm
    @Ryan-wc8wm 4 роки тому +2

    I am a left-handed red-haired person, and when I was in primary school I was beaten up by this group of Christians who called me the devel... yeah they're the good guys.

    • @gigachad8678
      @gigachad8678 2 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaha, they beat you up for looking weird and stupid.

    • @BN-xq7lm
      @BN-xq7lm 3 місяці тому

      ​@@gigachad8678 Your name says it all

  • @spacedew
    @spacedew 10 років тому +2

    Reaction to history books is priceless XD 2:46

  • @Crims0ny
    @Crims0ny 8 років тому

    For a second i was scared he was going to hit the brick wall... but then I realized its a greenscreen.

  • @tzmassie
    @tzmassie 7 років тому +2

    Self-victimization seems to be the "in" thing now. I've got a feeling it's not just a phase either. It's only going to get worse.

  • @bradyclay7198
    @bradyclay7198 7 років тому

    When that kid said that no one would dare not put their hands over their hearts and say the pledge. I laughed because for the last 2 months of school i sat and was silent during the pledge.

  • @adankpenguin7713
    @adankpenguin7713 7 років тому +1

    I told my brother that I'm an atheist and now he just always mocking me my sister literally told me that what's the reason in believing anything I say when I don't even believe in god

  • @DunkeysLongLostSon
    @DunkeysLongLostSon 8 років тому +1

    "There will be no thaw" - Lissandra

  • @enragedgamers2918
    @enragedgamers2918 10 років тому +12

    I'm Christian. But I literally disagree with everything that the kids said in this video. Just to clarify TJ, our country was founded on Christian VALUES, Not laws there is a distinction. I believe god is behind the dark matter that is expanding our universe.

    • @zfrtable
      @zfrtable 10 років тому +68

      absolutely not, it was founded on values of morality, as none of the founding fathers of the US were christain ( some even saying it was despicable) it was NOT founded on christain values, it was founded on moral values, some of them which happend to be christain, These values have been around thousands of years before christianity has, thus not making them christian values

    • @enragedgamers2918
      @enragedgamers2918 10 років тому +1

      Deronia By values I meant that believing god loves america. Sorry I should have clarified.

    • @calebmarquardt6381
      @calebmarquardt6381 10 років тому +11

      EnragedGamers 1:05
      That is all.

    • @GravityFailure
      @GravityFailure 10 років тому +5

      Belief is not accuracy, when it comes to something that is not able to be proved at all. Claiming that you "think" dark matter is something that has evidence for a god is an argument from ignorance fallacy.

    • @calebmarquardt6381
      @calebmarquardt6381 10 років тому +2

      David McCormack Unless he has evidence of it.

  • @Anthonest1
    @Anthonest1 3 роки тому

    "ahhh cosmos" *waves hand* this is my accepted theory on the origin of the universe now.

  • @thatguyonline5083
    @thatguyonline5083 8 років тому +1

    The fast-forwarded version is almost watchable.

  • @nataleewalczak2398
    @nataleewalczak2398 10 років тому +1

    HAHAHHAXJKSJS WHEN HE GRABS HIS HAIR AND SLAPS THE WALL I FEEL YOUR PAIN NO JOKE

  • @tubian323
    @tubian323 4 роки тому +1

    "Christianity is being frozen out of America" meanwhile Christmas and Easter are as popular as ever.

  • @philshifley9761
    @philshifley9761 10 років тому +1

    I love how comments are disabled in the actual video.

  • @jentryklaiber6806
    @jentryklaiber6806 5 років тому +1

    You are one of my favorite youtubers

  • @JordannEdwards
    @JordannEdwards 8 років тому

    I got an ad for Liberty University before this played. How ironic.

  • @moonled
    @moonled 10 років тому +1

    These followers of the Prince of Peace certainly use a lot of war imagery

  • @metaltux25
    @metaltux25 10 років тому

    you have no idea how many times I fell out of my chair rofling at 5:23