40 Facts and Lore on the Noise Marines in Warhammer 40K

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  • @lukelblitz3627
    @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому +67

    imagine every metal,rock and dubstep song you ever heard
    now put all of those songs on a concert amplifier at max volume
    play them all at once and stand less than a foot in front of that abomination
    this is how a noise marine sounds like

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 5 років тому +1

      Well that could work i guess .

    • @OneMindSyndicate
      @OneMindSyndicate  5 років тому +6

      That sounds like an average Friday night for us

    • @KungKras
      @KungKras 4 роки тому +3

      It's how a noise marine sounds like when they're at their most quiet.

  • @sorenweber3599
    @sorenweber3599 5 років тому +32

    THIS NOISE CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!!

  • @angelmartin2243
    @angelmartin2243 5 років тому +40

    A noise marine can listen to the Spinal Tap Amp on 11 without taking any damage.

  • @angelusumbra5741
    @angelusumbra5741 5 років тому +13

    You didn't mention the most powerful and obscene of the Noise Marines. Like Chaos Champion Ded Mauz, the Daftest Punkz Chapter, and Daemon Prince Skrillexus.

  • @giuseppedagostino6854
    @giuseppedagostino6854 5 років тому +48

    I would like to hear what those noise marines think about the recent Tool return

    • @roflguy114
      @roflguy114 5 років тому +2

      Dont you dare point that at me...

    • @iamalpharius9483
      @iamalpharius9483 5 років тому +3

      They feel the same way most sonic professionals feel.
      Same shit.
      Different album.
      Same timing changes.
      Same chord structures.
      Same polyrhythms.
      Same vocal dynamics.
      Bored with hearing the same album with different titles.
      🤭

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 5 років тому +2

      I picture the Noise Marines more being fans of Steel Panther, honestly.

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 5 років тому +2

      For some reason i read it as " I would like to hear what those noise marines think about the recent Tool rectum " .

    • @iamalpharius9483
      @iamalpharius9483 5 років тому +2

      @@f.e.areproduce5298 thats right. You arent too far off.

  • @youngarchaeotech189
    @youngarchaeotech189 5 років тому +17

    Bolters: **I sleep**
    Noises that hurt people: “IT IS I WHO NUTS TO THAT.”

  • @sierradelta6524
    @sierradelta6524 5 років тому +7

    I wonder if it was Slaanesh that the Event Horizon encountered during her first jump? That flesh orgy scene seems like it's something that Slaanesh would love!

  • @shaun-alexwalsh7888
    @shaun-alexwalsh7888 5 років тому +39

    Didn't know Beyonce was part of the 40k universe 😂

    • @OneMindSyndicate
      @OneMindSyndicate  5 років тому +2

      We've all seen the meme she tried to take off the internet, she's definitely hiding chaos.

  • @ebolachanislove6072
    @ebolachanislove6072 5 років тому +18

    0:59 when you step on a lego

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 5 років тому +5

    Sergeant: Hey do you guys hear that
    Guardsman Veteran: yeah I do too, what the devil is that?

  • @Schwartzbruder1
    @Schwartzbruder1 5 років тому +7

    These lore videos are pretty hilarious to me. I remember when a lot of this content didnt exist. Most of it really is just officialized "fanfiction" written by BL authors. Like the old Star Wars EU. I remember when i first bought Fulgrim in a bookstore. Great book. The Horus Heresy series ended uo being one of my favorites.

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan 5 років тому +5

    In Red Dwarf, Dave Lister's guitar playing has been compared to a "cross between Velociraptors mating and Yoko Ono's greatest hits"...I'm guessing that's easy mode compared to a noise marine? Largely those that have Pretty Boy as their primarch.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 5 років тому

      Yeah, a sound that induces irritable and irrational behaviour that has links to disorders of the nervous system and bowels is definitely easy mode compared to what a Noise Marine can do.

  • @Proiteus
    @Proiteus 5 років тому +16

    Still waiting on "Horrible realities as life as a grot" for Orktober?

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 5 років тому

      Every orktober is an official, unofficial orktober, officially.

  • @alanhoff89
    @alanhoff89 5 років тому +6

    4:10 that's why I have been perfecting my motorboat sound

  • @nev2221
    @nev2221 5 років тому +2

    THAT, NOISE... CANNOT, DEFEAT ME!!! -that one space marine

  • @jacobwells9207
    @jacobwells9207 5 років тому +2

    It would be awesome if the Noise Marines had vehicles similar to those in Brutal Legend, like the Rock Crusher

  • @mask9306
    @mask9306 5 років тому +6

    I just imagine the weapons are like the dubstep gun fron saints row 4

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 5 років тому

      Pretty much except pushed to the point of sounding like shit to us mere mortals

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG 5 років тому +1

    I remember fighting them in warhammer 40k Space Marine on the xbox 360. They were pretty tough.

  • @whyumadbro3667
    @whyumadbro3667 5 років тому +8

    Question: Are Noise-Marines more techno fans or metal fans ?

    • @ottoaureliuszwiebel
      @ottoaureliuszwiebel 5 років тому +1

      they like Bagger 288, Industrial heavy machienery without OSHA regulation and autistic screeching

    • @thewomboldt7899
      @thewomboldt7899 5 років тому

      I mean Jazz makes sense. It is the music of sex and all the insterments play different tempos and tunes

    • @ebolachanislove6072
      @ebolachanislove6072 5 років тому +1

      The answer is Yes.

    • @whyumadbro3667
      @whyumadbro3667 5 років тому +1

      ebola chan is love and I love you Ebola Chan, your effort in Africa is important

    • @Carrera26
      @Carrera26 5 років тому

      Trent Reznor remixing Meshugga

  • @willybob7384
    @willybob7384 5 років тому +11

    I think someone needs to introduce these blokes to Led Zeppelin 😁

    • @dakotadean1057
      @dakotadean1057 5 років тому

      In 40k these guys are Led Zeppelin, along with every other band from any other brand of music besides country, pop, and Classical orchestra.

  • @rodac100cook7
    @rodac100cook7 5 років тому +3

    Noise marines are scary, but if I was to go on one Chaos path in the grim dark. I pick slaneesh. 🤣😈

  • @justsejaba1927
    @justsejaba1927 5 років тому

    Thank the emperor, you have no idea how much ive been thinking this 😁 love your vids 🙌🏻

  • @kevingonzalez3673
    @kevingonzalez3673 5 років тому

    The most powerful weapon of a noise marine is his ass trumpet. When he blows it, loyalist drop.

  • @ryanpact7752
    @ryanpact7752 5 років тому +2

    Suggestion: necrons, wowwwwww great video

  • @The_Novu
    @The_Novu 5 років тому +1

    I heard that if you listen to Death Grips too much you become a Noise Marine.

  • @f.e.areproduce5298
    @f.e.areproduce5298 5 років тому

    Noise Space Marine might just be in a way my soul animal , i do crave audio sensations and i do listen to music a lot , and i mean that it's my life support system in a way , and that's how much i rely on this , i mean i had literally to distract myself and to recharge my energy using the music in order to keep going a lot of times , and i think if i was to go under a hand of a chaos god it would be propably Slaanesh .

  • @DawgBreff
    @DawgBreff 5 років тому

    Noise Marines march to the sound of pounding techno

  • @erho2967
    @erho2967 5 років тому +1

    If a Squat squats on a squat homeworld, does Games Workshop still deny the Squats?

  • @davidstreiten4693
    @davidstreiten4693 5 років тому +1

    i imagine noise marines blasting out mumble rap or maybe country music to make people's ears bleed

  • @nissikuamunndamus6259
    @nissikuamunndamus6259 5 років тому +1

    Question: How do you guys imagine Maraviglia felt like and is it similar to the song Thou - Immorality dictates?

  • @Wayoutthere
    @Wayoutthere 5 років тому +3

    Noisemarines: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE etc

  • @Wolfex575
    @Wolfex575 5 років тому +3

    I'm insane as default so these would be my reactions to each faction
    The imperium:join us and we won't kill you
    Me:you walk into my home bust down my door shoot my cat and break my 70inch plasma sceen t.v SO how may i help you?
    Imperium:join our imperium or die
    Me:no
    *leaves to a new hive city*
    Inquisitor:how dare you turn down the emperor's gift of joining our imperium you will die for your heresy
    Me:don't care
    *leaves to a new planet and gets taken to the warp somehow*
    Tsencht:join my faction and I'll give you magic
    Me:nah
    Slaanesh:join me and you'll get the good succ
    Me:nah
    Khorn:join me and you'll be able to kill anyone
    Me:nah
    Nurgle:join me and you'll feel no pain
    Me:nah
    *leaves and encounters the eldar and flips them off and gets a new house as everyone is killed by trynids*
    Me:are you kidding me?!
    *leaves very pissed and gets found by necrons and kicks them in the robo dick and leaves finds the orks doesn't care finds the tau*
    Me:naaaaaah
    And those are my reactions to each faction

  • @ashboxall5280
    @ashboxall5280 5 років тому

    I like the objective markers definitely on my list

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 5 років тому +1

    For those about to rock, we salute you? =)

  • @generalfluffyproto
    @generalfluffyproto 5 років тому +3

    What if someones deaf.

  • @maximoin40k37
    @maximoin40k37 4 роки тому

    A wepon that fires dubstep music!

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 5 років тому +1

    So noise marines are those edgy kids that only listen to bands “you’ve never heard of”
    Except for when you hear them from across the room through their earbuds.

  • @jackhanlon9810
    @jackhanlon9810 4 роки тому

    Can you imagine capturing one and causing them to become deaf 😂

  • @LargeFarva125
    @LargeFarva125 4 роки тому +2

    your emphasis doesnt work with your mic, it sounds weird

  • @ExtremeConing
    @ExtremeConing 5 років тому +1

    Got too excited
    Threw my phone
    You owe me 🧐

  • @KuddlesbergTheFirst
    @KuddlesbergTheFirst 5 років тому

    Does Khrone or Nurgle have a rockband as well? It seems more fitting for in some way.

  • @SeymoreTheDisappointed
    @SeymoreTheDisappointed 5 років тому

    What's the song that plays at the end of your videos? Like in the indomitus crusade video

  • @MrKevmomoney
    @MrKevmomoney 5 років тому

    Noise Marine + Autotune + Cher = Exterminatus!!!

  • @robertmaheu7583
    @robertmaheu7583 5 років тому

    i want a vid that explains about guardsmen that refused to fight and maybe tried to establish a heaven for them selfs, not traitor chaos or anything

  • @Noisius
    @Noisius 5 років тому +3

    *SLAANESH LIVES!!*

  • @mantafish
    @mantafish 5 років тому +10

    You have really good info but I cant stand your cadence or how you drag words out to a whisper. I cant finish.

    • @TalosLordOfNight
      @TalosLordOfNight 5 років тому

      mantle fish maybe he will change the way he speaks just for you.

    • @mantafish
      @mantafish 5 років тому +3

      @@TalosLordOfNight never asked for that. I was stating my opinion. Take it how you want. You seem like an angry person.

    • @TalosLordOfNight
      @TalosLordOfNight 5 років тому

      mantle fish your opinion is nothing but an insult about a topic that can’t and never could be changed. You would make a fine target to be obliterated by a blastmaster.

    • @mantafish
      @mantafish 5 років тому +1

      @@TalosLordOfNight honestly you give me too much credit. What good would killing a servitor do?

  • @davebearman3114
    @davebearman3114 5 років тому

    suggestions: IG regiments
    terrax guard, kanak skull takers
    Thankyou :)

  • @MsAssking
    @MsAssking 5 років тому +1

    I hate noise marines the most, like the play dud-step on the battle field everytime they fight

  • @Pugiron
    @Pugiron 5 років тому +2

    ENUNCIATE so people can actually understand the names you say.

  • @unspeakablemind260
    @unspeakablemind260 5 років тому

    5:59 Palatine Blade, WOW

  • @FEAROWNAGE
    @FEAROWNAGE 3 роки тому

    Basically Anaal Nathrakh at skull-shattering volume?

  • @shaun10767
    @shaun10767 5 років тому +2

    7:41 I gio have a dream

  • @lamprosproductions6181
    @lamprosproductions6181 5 років тому +2

    I bet the love bagpipes?

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 5 років тому +5

      Bagpipes are more of a nurgle instrument, carried by a great unclean one

    • @HorusLupercal90
      @HorusLupercal90 5 років тому +1

      Everyone loves bagpipes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @benjaminloeal8611
    @benjaminloeal8611 5 років тому +1

    Suggestion: necrons,wowwwwww

  • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
    @xXSpaceMexicanXx 5 років тому +3

    N O I S E

  • @user-fz9uf5jf5v
    @user-fz9uf5jf5v 4 роки тому

    I love Merzbow.

  • @thewomboldt7899
    @thewomboldt7899 5 років тому

    Love my noisy boyz. I run 2 squads in my army. Great anti horde.

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 2 роки тому

    So- louder Cenobites

  • @nickorr7345
    @nickorr7345 5 років тому

    Please could you do an episode about the imperial knight houses

  • @nicolaspaglione
    @nicolaspaglione 5 років тому

    These guys are bass addicts

  • @SoulGizmo
    @SoulGizmo 5 років тому +3

    Question: would a slanesshi marine smoke weed?

    • @TheBinaryHappiness
      @TheBinaryHappiness 5 років тому +5

      they would smoke PCP, nigga.

    • @nowhere474
      @nowhere474 5 років тому

      Only to calm down

    • @LeTrioMen
      @LeTrioMen 5 років тому

      Sniper K1ng think everyone in 40k could use some weed tbh

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому

      a slaneeshi marine would do MEGA-METH
      its like meth but around 400 times more potent.
      the warp does some miracles

  • @NovaSoldier
    @NovaSoldier 5 років тому +1

    Wasnt kynska killed by one of the daemonettes?

    • @Schwartzbruder1
      @Schwartzbruder1 5 років тому

      Yea. It was the other chick who tutned into a daemonette

  • @ritwiksarker5466
    @ritwiksarker5466 5 років тому

    Whats their first company called? Cannibal Corpse? -_-'

  • @Argimak
    @Argimak 5 років тому +2

    Very strange diction, very difficult to understand you

  • @lorddankness656
    @lorddankness656 5 років тому

    This was just plane fucked up this is just hororaifying good vid tho

  • @garysuarez9614
    @garysuarez9614 5 років тому

    So...ineffective in space?

  • @kliluna
    @kliluna 4 роки тому

    3:20 who is this?

  • @dempseytugade5072
    @dempseytugade5072 5 років тому

    What about fraal slyth and dark eldar auxiliaries

  • @tropicalheat808
    @tropicalheat808 5 років тому

    One of the most awesome chaos marines

  • @VengefulPolititron
    @VengefulPolititron 5 років тому

    THOSE ARE NOT OBJECTIVE MARKERS!!!!!
    And that person is NOT a sculptor!
    I sculpt my entire army from super sculpey clay!
    Those are just dice glued to bases.
    They are pathetic and you should be embarrassed to be selling them, or paying that fool for "making them".

  • @EarlSinclair97
    @EarlSinclair97 5 років тому

    Noise Marines got nothing on Motorhead.

  • @matthewallen2273
    @matthewallen2273 5 років тому

    View 990!

  • @MrHobbs209
    @MrHobbs209 5 років тому +3

    isnt it Slaanesh THEY self dont forget those gender neutral pronouns lmao

    • @whyumadbro3667
      @whyumadbro3667 5 років тому +2

      DIRT MAGURT gav trope is that you?!

    • @murderousmayhem6362
      @murderousmayhem6362 5 років тому +6

      The scum who try insert this madness into 40k should be boiled alive in oil

  • @robertjackson1813
    @robertjackson1813 Рік тому

    Slinesh looks like a woman why do they use him and he and prince

  • @GTFODeathknight
    @GTFODeathknight 5 років тому

    Bring the Noize