imagine every metal,rock and dubstep song you ever heard now put all of those songs on a concert amplifier at max volume play them all at once and stand less than a foot in front of that abomination this is how a noise marine sounds like
You didn't mention the most powerful and obscene of the Noise Marines. Like Chaos Champion Ded Mauz, the Daftest Punkz Chapter, and Daemon Prince Skrillexus.
They feel the same way most sonic professionals feel. Same shit. Different album. Same timing changes. Same chord structures. Same polyrhythms. Same vocal dynamics. Bored with hearing the same album with different titles. 🤭
I wonder if it was Slaanesh that the Event Horizon encountered during her first jump? That flesh orgy scene seems like it's something that Slaanesh would love!
These lore videos are pretty hilarious to me. I remember when a lot of this content didnt exist. Most of it really is just officialized "fanfiction" written by BL authors. Like the old Star Wars EU. I remember when i first bought Fulgrim in a bookstore. Great book. The Horus Heresy series ended uo being one of my favorites.
In Red Dwarf, Dave Lister's guitar playing has been compared to a "cross between Velociraptors mating and Yoko Ono's greatest hits"...I'm guessing that's easy mode compared to a noise marine? Largely those that have Pretty Boy as their primarch.
Yeah, a sound that induces irritable and irrational behaviour that has links to disorders of the nervous system and bowels is definitely easy mode compared to what a Noise Marine can do.
Noise Space Marine might just be in a way my soul animal , i do crave audio sensations and i do listen to music a lot , and i mean that it's my life support system in a way , and that's how much i rely on this , i mean i had literally to distract myself and to recharge my energy using the music in order to keep going a lot of times , and i think if i was to go under a hand of a chaos god it would be propably Slaanesh .
I'm insane as default so these would be my reactions to each faction The imperium:join us and we won't kill you Me:you walk into my home bust down my door shoot my cat and break my 70inch plasma sceen t.v SO how may i help you? Imperium:join our imperium or die Me:no *leaves to a new hive city* Inquisitor:how dare you turn down the emperor's gift of joining our imperium you will die for your heresy Me:don't care *leaves to a new planet and gets taken to the warp somehow* Tsencht:join my faction and I'll give you magic Me:nah Slaanesh:join me and you'll get the good succ Me:nah Khorn:join me and you'll be able to kill anyone Me:nah Nurgle:join me and you'll feel no pain Me:nah *leaves and encounters the eldar and flips them off and gets a new house as everyone is killed by trynids* Me:are you kidding me?! *leaves very pissed and gets found by necrons and kicks them in the robo dick and leaves finds the orks doesn't care finds the tau* Me:naaaaaah And those are my reactions to each faction
So noise marines are those edgy kids that only listen to bands “you’ve never heard of” Except for when you hear them from across the room through their earbuds.
mantle fish your opinion is nothing but an insult about a topic that can’t and never could be changed. You would make a fine target to be obliterated by a blastmaster.
THOSE ARE NOT OBJECTIVE MARKERS!!!!! And that person is NOT a sculptor! I sculpt my entire army from super sculpey clay! Those are just dice glued to bases. They are pathetic and you should be embarrassed to be selling them, or paying that fool for "making them".
imagine every metal,rock and dubstep song you ever heard
now put all of those songs on a concert amplifier at max volume
play them all at once and stand less than a foot in front of that abomination
this is how a noise marine sounds like
Well that could work i guess .
That sounds like an average Friday night for us
It's how a noise marine sounds like when they're at their most quiet.
THIS NOISE CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!!
A noise marine can listen to the Spinal Tap Amp on 11 without taking any damage.
Why not Techno Metal
You didn't mention the most powerful and obscene of the Noise Marines. Like Chaos Champion Ded Mauz, the Daftest Punkz Chapter, and Daemon Prince Skrillexus.
I would like to hear what those noise marines think about the recent Tool return
Dont you dare point that at me...
They feel the same way most sonic professionals feel.
Same shit.
Different album.
Same timing changes.
Same chord structures.
Same polyrhythms.
Same vocal dynamics.
Bored with hearing the same album with different titles.
🤭
I picture the Noise Marines more being fans of Steel Panther, honestly.
For some reason i read it as " I would like to hear what those noise marines think about the recent Tool rectum " .
@@f.e.areproduce5298 thats right. You arent too far off.
Bolters: **I sleep**
Noises that hurt people: “IT IS I WHO NUTS TO THAT.”
I wonder if it was Slaanesh that the Event Horizon encountered during her first jump? That flesh orgy scene seems like it's something that Slaanesh would love!
Didn't know Beyonce was part of the 40k universe 😂
We've all seen the meme she tried to take off the internet, she's definitely hiding chaos.
0:59 when you step on a lego
Sergeant: Hey do you guys hear that
Guardsman Veteran: yeah I do too, what the devil is that?
These lore videos are pretty hilarious to me. I remember when a lot of this content didnt exist. Most of it really is just officialized "fanfiction" written by BL authors. Like the old Star Wars EU. I remember when i first bought Fulgrim in a bookstore. Great book. The Horus Heresy series ended uo being one of my favorites.
In Red Dwarf, Dave Lister's guitar playing has been compared to a "cross between Velociraptors mating and Yoko Ono's greatest hits"...I'm guessing that's easy mode compared to a noise marine? Largely those that have Pretty Boy as their primarch.
Yeah, a sound that induces irritable and irrational behaviour that has links to disorders of the nervous system and bowels is definitely easy mode compared to what a Noise Marine can do.
Still waiting on "Horrible realities as life as a grot" for Orktober?
Every orktober is an official, unofficial orktober, officially.
4:10 that's why I have been perfecting my motorboat sound
THAT, NOISE... CANNOT, DEFEAT ME!!! -that one space marine
It would be awesome if the Noise Marines had vehicles similar to those in Brutal Legend, like the Rock Crusher
I just imagine the weapons are like the dubstep gun fron saints row 4
Pretty much except pushed to the point of sounding like shit to us mere mortals
I remember fighting them in warhammer 40k Space Marine on the xbox 360. They were pretty tough.
Question: Are Noise-Marines more techno fans or metal fans ?
they like Bagger 288, Industrial heavy machienery without OSHA regulation and autistic screeching
I mean Jazz makes sense. It is the music of sex and all the insterments play different tempos and tunes
The answer is Yes.
ebola chan is love and I love you Ebola Chan, your effort in Africa is important
Trent Reznor remixing Meshugga
I think someone needs to introduce these blokes to Led Zeppelin 😁
In 40k these guys are Led Zeppelin, along with every other band from any other brand of music besides country, pop, and Classical orchestra.
Noise marines are scary, but if I was to go on one Chaos path in the grim dark. I pick slaneesh. 🤣😈
Thank the emperor, you have no idea how much ive been thinking this 😁 love your vids 🙌🏻
The most powerful weapon of a noise marine is his ass trumpet. When he blows it, loyalist drop.
Suggestion: necrons, wowwwwww great video
I heard that if you listen to Death Grips too much you become a Noise Marine.
Noise Space Marine might just be in a way my soul animal , i do crave audio sensations and i do listen to music a lot , and i mean that it's my life support system in a way , and that's how much i rely on this , i mean i had literally to distract myself and to recharge my energy using the music in order to keep going a lot of times , and i think if i was to go under a hand of a chaos god it would be propably Slaanesh .
Noise Marines march to the sound of pounding techno
If a Squat squats on a squat homeworld, does Games Workshop still deny the Squats?
i imagine noise marines blasting out mumble rap or maybe country music to make people's ears bleed
Question: How do you guys imagine Maraviglia felt like and is it similar to the song Thou - Immorality dictates?
Noisemarines: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE etc
I'm insane as default so these would be my reactions to each faction
The imperium:join us and we won't kill you
Me:you walk into my home bust down my door shoot my cat and break my 70inch plasma sceen t.v SO how may i help you?
Imperium:join our imperium or die
Me:no
*leaves to a new hive city*
Inquisitor:how dare you turn down the emperor's gift of joining our imperium you will die for your heresy
Me:don't care
*leaves to a new planet and gets taken to the warp somehow*
Tsencht:join my faction and I'll give you magic
Me:nah
Slaanesh:join me and you'll get the good succ
Me:nah
Khorn:join me and you'll be able to kill anyone
Me:nah
Nurgle:join me and you'll feel no pain
Me:nah
*leaves and encounters the eldar and flips them off and gets a new house as everyone is killed by trynids*
Me:are you kidding me?!
*leaves very pissed and gets found by necrons and kicks them in the robo dick and leaves finds the orks doesn't care finds the tau*
Me:naaaaaah
And those are my reactions to each faction
I like the objective markers definitely on my list
For those about to rock, we salute you? =)
What if someones deaf.
A wepon that fires dubstep music!
So noise marines are those edgy kids that only listen to bands “you’ve never heard of”
Except for when you hear them from across the room through their earbuds.
(So me in 9th Grade?)
Can you imagine capturing one and causing them to become deaf 😂
your emphasis doesnt work with your mic, it sounds weird
Got too excited
Threw my phone
You owe me 🧐
Does Khrone or Nurgle have a rockband as well? It seems more fitting for in some way.
What's the song that plays at the end of your videos? Like in the indomitus crusade video
Noise Marine + Autotune + Cher = Exterminatus!!!
i want a vid that explains about guardsmen that refused to fight and maybe tried to establish a heaven for them selfs, not traitor chaos or anything
*SLAANESH LIVES!!*
HAIL SLAANESH!!!
Brother! *GET THE AMPS!!!*
You have really good info but I cant stand your cadence or how you drag words out to a whisper. I cant finish.
mantle fish maybe he will change the way he speaks just for you.
@@TalosLordOfNight never asked for that. I was stating my opinion. Take it how you want. You seem like an angry person.
mantle fish your opinion is nothing but an insult about a topic that can’t and never could be changed. You would make a fine target to be obliterated by a blastmaster.
@@TalosLordOfNight honestly you give me too much credit. What good would killing a servitor do?
suggestions: IG regiments
terrax guard, kanak skull takers
Thankyou :)
I hate noise marines the most, like the play dud-step on the battle field everytime they fight
ENUNCIATE so people can actually understand the names you say.
5:59 Palatine Blade, WOW
Basically Anaal Nathrakh at skull-shattering volume?
7:41 I gio have a dream
I bet the love bagpipes?
Bagpipes are more of a nurgle instrument, carried by a great unclean one
Everyone loves bagpipes 🏴
Suggestion: necrons,wowwwwww
N O I S E
M U S I C
F L E S H
I love Merzbow.
Love my noisy boyz. I run 2 squads in my army. Great anti horde.
So- louder Cenobites
Please could you do an episode about the imperial knight houses
These guys are bass addicts
Question: would a slanesshi marine smoke weed?
they would smoke PCP, nigga.
Only to calm down
Sniper K1ng think everyone in 40k could use some weed tbh
a slaneeshi marine would do MEGA-METH
its like meth but around 400 times more potent.
the warp does some miracles
Wasnt kynska killed by one of the daemonettes?
Yea. It was the other chick who tutned into a daemonette
Whats their first company called? Cannibal Corpse? -_-'
Very strange diction, very difficult to understand you
This was just plane fucked up this is just hororaifying good vid tho
So...ineffective in space?
3:20 who is this?
What about fraal slyth and dark eldar auxiliaries
One of the most awesome chaos marines
*gay-ass
THOSE ARE NOT OBJECTIVE MARKERS!!!!!
And that person is NOT a sculptor!
I sculpt my entire army from super sculpey clay!
Those are just dice glued to bases.
They are pathetic and you should be embarrassed to be selling them, or paying that fool for "making them".
Noise Marines got nothing on Motorhead.
View 990!
isnt it Slaanesh THEY self dont forget those gender neutral pronouns lmao
DIRT MAGURT gav trope is that you?!
The scum who try insert this madness into 40k should be boiled alive in oil
Slinesh looks like a woman why do they use him and he and prince
Bring the Noize