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Simon, you are confusing intro/extroversion with shyness/gregariousness. Introverts can be gregarious. extroverts can be shy. Introversion/extroversion is essentially about 'how you recharge'. Introverts have a limit to the number of simultaneous inputs they can handle without overwhelm, and they 'recharge' by getting away from humans/noise/inputs. extroverts have a lower limit of inputs below which the silence makes them nuts, and they 'recharge' by seeking out inputs/humans (like hanging out with friends).
I mentioned this on the sideprojects video: Freud grew up with an old father, a mother who was closer in age to him than his father (when Sigmund was born, Mr Freud was 40 and Mrs Freud was only 20,) and a wet nurse. Being raised by a wet nurse can interfere with the Westermarck Effect (the thing that usually stops you from being attracted to people that you're raised with,) so a teenage Freud was attracted to his thirty-something mother and probably very jealous of his fifty-something father as a result. ...His _entire body of work_ was essentially a desperate attempt to prove that, no, that's normal, I'm not weird, this is perfectly healthy, _we all want this, shut up._ A+ science there.
And my best guess on the whole fear of castration thing probably stems from Freud's circumcision (the Freud family were Austrian Jews). I'm not just whistlin' _Dixie_ - some of Freud's own writings on that particular topic make me think there's probably a link here.
I remember a TA in Psychology 101 once told us Freud wasn't the father of psychology because he was right about anything, but because of how much work it took to prove scientifically that he was full of shit.
ah yes the most powerful motivator to all seekers of information. Someone else being so deeply wrong that you have to systematically destroy their argument from every angle
Freud basically invented "If you want to know the answer to something just go and answer it with complete bullshit on a forum. The next day 5 professionals in the field will be competing to give the most accurate, well structured and detailed answer". Just too bad that so many people had to suffer for 50-60 years before he his vile vitriol was firmly debunked.
@@emoryogglethorp8180as someone whose mom is a psych professor and as such fights scientific journals every few years to get her work published, yes. And my family wonders why I don’t want to follow her and my grandma’s footsteps and get a PhD 😭
@@rash15really depends. the earliest business blaze episodes where terrible. simon was really awkward and tried too hard to be funny. so much that it made him cringy. thats why i didnt stick around at first. but a couple of months later i got back to watching and he improved a LOT! like just before it became brain blaze.
The original Bussiness Blaze was just unhinged craziness... the new Brain Blaze is really boring in comparison... Florida man Fridays take me back tho 👍
@@theflyingdutchguy9870 it was better... This here to me right now is just like every other channel of his... we never watched brain blaze to learn about anything...we watched it because it was craziness with no direction
Introversion means, very basically, being around people drains you of energy. Extroversion means being around people gives you energy. Ambiversion is the middle ground. It's got nothing to do with whether you're talkative or loud or not ❤
I studied child psychology as part of my ECE credits (early childhood education) and sure enough, we touched upon Freud. Not as in "here's what we think," oh no! We had to learn it as a warning: "Here's what half of the parents you meet will think. They'll try to psychoanalyze their own kid before you ever meet the little one, and they may try to insist it's all sexual. That's BS. Now, let's learn why, what parents should ACTUALLY focus on, and how to deprogram a parent brainwashed with the perverted idiocy of Freud that they read online."
And it was that day, Simon Whistler's description of neurodivergent masking was so thoroughly accurate that the community immediately adopted it. That is why we all now know and love that saying "tuck that uncomfortablness away and just fuxking go for it!"
He was just a sad con man who needed a game to pay for his cocaine addiction. Cocaine (aka Colombian motivation powder) has the strange property that it makes you belive every though you have, is not just completely right, but outright brilliant.
"As I got older I got more introverted" that one hit deep. I mean I can still be in a crowd but boy had my tolerance for what I consider as others BS decreased.
I definitely want to point out that Intro/Extroversion in Psychology is very different from the common definition. It isn't about how socially outgoing, it's more about how the individual perceives the world. An introvert is more concerned with their own thoughts and feelings. They view the world subjectively. Meanwhile an Extrovert is more concerned with what is outside themselves and the gratification they can receive from interacting with others. So it's absolutely possible to be both socially outgoing AND an introvert. (Like myself) Likewise it's possible to be socially reserved and extroverted. All that said, I definitely agree with Simon that this isn't a yes or no, this or that situation.
I still remember when one of my undergrad professors admitted she was a neo-freudian. The entire class looked at her like she'd just grown a second head and it was Freud himself.
My first pysch professor said those who are the most hurt or messed up tend to go into psychology because they want to treat themselves then help others who experienced the same trama
As someone who seriously considered becoming a psychologist and is extremely passionate about mental healthcare for young children because of the psychological trauma I experienced as a young child, I concur with your professor
I've known a lot of people who went into psychology because it's easier to tell someone how to fix themselves than it is to repair their own shit. And your professor seems to be implying (in the way that you phrased it here anyway) that psychologists comprise the entire segment of the population that have been the most damaged.
Well they were half right. The overwhelming majority of people that choose to study psychology are only doing so in hopes that it will fix whatever is fucked up in there own heads. But that's where it stops. They have no interest in helping other people (and this includes the blatant lier in the comment above this one), and are either lieing to everyone they know about that lack of interest, or they've deluded themselves into actually believing it. But such lieing to oneself can only take you so far. Once they actually manage to get some actual help and actual clarity, they almost always give up on studying psych and go work at McDonald's like 99% of the other psych majors.
@betsyjohnson9699 I do too. When he asked our plans with our degrees, I told him to help lower suicide rates because I just lost my 1st husband to it a yr before... He wrote on the board I was trying to save the world. If it was only that simple....
0:56 Simon, that's introversion. You literally just described being introverted XD Friend described it as being like batteries. Introvert machines need to recharge whereas extroverts are like... solar powered and gain energy from being around other people. Or something. IDK.
For some reason philosophers (or at least the philosophy professors I’ve had) seem to really love him. It’s slightly disturbing and also made it really hard for me to not roll my eyes at them
Cpuld you also do an episode on becks depression inventory, and other poorly constructed, incomplete, or just bizarre psych stuff thats still in use today? (For context, becks depression inventory is an inconplete half baked terribly worded piece of garbage worksheet used to diagnose depression in clinical settings, and its frequently required by insurance companies in the US.)
So that is what that stupid thing is called that I had to fill out the morning after I had a baby in a bad attempt to see if I has postpartum depression. You know because shortly after giving birth with all the hormones running around in my body plus the pain of having just pushed out an entire human is the right time to ask if I am feeling sad.
@@thehomeschoolinglibrarian just had mine too. I love the "coping with being overwhelmed" question. Of course I'm overwhelmed and learning how to cope, my life is drastically different now.
@@ThatWriterKevin Apparently down the psycho-sexual rabbit hole that is Freud. LOL! Nothing like a little deviance to say 'Hello' with. Works for me. Allegedly. LOL!! And just in time for Halloween too. Outstanding!!!!
My earliest memories, I was born in 1978: -Sitting on my parents bed watching TV with Jimmy Carter on as president. When he smiled it made us smile. -Our trip to Montreal. I remember getting my diaper changed in the back of our VW rabbit in a parking lot by the hotel. On the way, we visited Niagra Falls. I remember seeing a mickey mouse spoon and sticking it in my diaper to take it. -Years later, I took 2 tablespoons of nutmeg to trip and I recalled that night even far earlier memories 1) a memory of being a young kid wondering what happens when you eat and imagining my inside was a tank like my sink at the time where the food dropped in. I remembered trying to create memories when I couldn;t speak a language so I remembered things in form of Dr Suess artwork as thats what I had an abundance of at the time. I couldn't tell myself things with words so i had to do it through images
Obviously your unhinged and unplugged channels are by far your most entertaining channels. Honestly, I don't actually watch your strictly script only channels nearly as often as your script commentary channels. I honestly prefer your comments and tangents as you read your scripts. Vastly more entertaining.
I sau what you did there I looked Sigmund up in a modern cognitive science textbook once; he was mentioned on page 6 in a footnote on having initially stirred interest in the scientific study of consciousness [message ends]
The only thing I remember about learning the difference between boys and girls was that I couldn't go pee around the corner. That pissed me off. It's not fair I don't have a convenient hose to mark the corner of the garage. 😅
I studied A level psychology back in the late 80s My immediate thoughts was... Jesus this guy is obsessed with s x. I've been a mental health nurse for 30 years, working in secure care and I can confidently say, yes he was. And yes he'd probably be on a register today.😂
That's like what I call a hospitality personality. I'm very introverted now but due to what I do for work (a barista) I can tuck that away when needed.
My high school Psychology teacher started our lesson on Freud with "This guy is an *Idiot* but I'm required to talk about him, so lets roast the shit out of this moron."
When I was in college my professor in psychiatry became upset with me when I asked why we should be taking advice from a drug addict. Who is well known to have used drugs (I can’t recall the exact ones at the moment). My Prof replied that was off topic and because I needed a good grade in the class I dropped it but I still question using him as a source of reference. So many of his ideas about our psyche are just so out there.
Simon says for the beginning part where you say you're not introverted or extroverted they actually have a term for that it's called ambiverted. It means you're a loner but you don't really have any objections to being social and in fact even crave it somewhat. It's literally just right up the middle
1:55 - Mid roll ads 4:10 - Back to the video 6:00 - Chapter 1 - Psychosexual development 17:20 - Chapter 2 - Oedipus complex & penis envy 22:25 - Chapter 3 - "Little hans", psychoanalysis at its best
0:28 OMG I have never agreed with Simon more! The whole sociology Hofstede thing is just too one dimensional. You behave different in different circumstances, even your mood changes things.
Also, all these introvert memes on the internet made me hate the concept even more. "Look at me. I'm so introverted that people are so annoying to me." Guess what, I am pretty outgoing, and people still annoy the hell out of me a lot of times. It is pretty universal, and you are not special.
@@lupo3694Five topics to fix society via discussion: -Anti-natalism vs Natalism -The 3 basic needs/prenatal needs Three things necessary for human evolution that are provided while in the womb which are; food, shelter and medical care. -Platinum rule Do whatever makes one happier unless it interferes with another persons ability to do the same. -MBTI (research yours and connect with others) -Art (pick one and get better at it!)
@@VulianJu Oh, wow -really?! I've never heard of that (although I'm of course familiar with The Terminator series)! Whoever created it _had_ to draw inspiration from the Borg Queen, it's too close!
As an introvert who is constantly babbling to myself alone in the house without a camera, no babbling alone to yourself does not make you an extrovert. I 100% believe that Simon could absolutely be an introvert and do all of the recording he does.
1:40 But then I met Simon and decided to do this instead. Translation: After a night at the pub I woke up in a basement. He showed me some pictures, we won't say of what or who was involved. So now I do this because it's better that society never knows of that.
I forgot I had the speed on 1.5 and nearly had a heart attack when Simon started speaking in tongues. If ever there was a person that needed to be played at 0.5 it’s our boi.
'Tis true: he never had a long cigar out of his hands. He was obsessed with putting them into his mouth & then removing them... repeatedly, rhythmically....😮 No, I'm kidding. It was trains into tunnels, big chimneys...oo-er!
Even 35 yrs ago when I was in college, my prof taught us that sig was a whacked out guy who's idea were disturbing. Unfortunately, she toly us that learning about him was mandatory.
So on the introvert/extravert thing. The best way I've seen to explain it was how do you react to social. Imagine a gauge. Extraverts talk to people to fill up that social gauge and it drains when they aren't socializing and meeting new people. An introvert refills there guage by being in there closed nit group or in there happy space and it drains by them going out to meet new people. The idea that only extraverts can be social or talk alot or be happy is inherently wrong. Obviously so if you ever befriended an introvert and had them go through an hour long ramble on there favorite subject. Introverts can happily chat, just they have a limit to how long that last outside there zone.
From what I understand, being introverted or extroverted is about how you recharge energy, not how social you are. You can be capable of being social, but recharge when alone.
19:30 Umm..Simon. That is not how the story goes. Oedipus' father, the King, was the one to receive the prophecy from the Delphi oracle. He tried to prevent it by killing his son, but he couldn't do it directly because the Olympians punish severely those that slay their kin, he left it up to Poseidon (via putting Oedipus in a basket into the sea). Poseidon let the infant arrive safely on the shore of a childless couple's home, who then adopted them. He later killed his father at a crossroads after leaving his adopted home for the city, thinking him to be just some random asshat.
Hey Simon, I don’t know I could be wrong but it looks like you’re have been working out man. Your arms look really good. Hell yeah man keep up the good work. You look awesome your content is amazing. Hopefully within a year you’ll see me producing quality top-tier travel Vlogs.
Five topics to fix society via discussion: -Anti-natalism vs Natalism -The 3 basic needs/prenatal needs Three things necessary for human evolution that are provided while in the womb which are; food, shelter and medical care. -Platinum rule Do whatever makes one happier unless it interferes with another persons ability to do the same. -MBTI (research yours and connect with others) -Art (pick one and get better at it!)
There's a Sherlock Holmes movie where Watson takes Holmes to see Freud. I think it was seeking a cure to his excessive cocaine use. There's a brilliant "deduction" batlle between the two "great thinkers". Film might be The Seven Percent Solution.
Everyone has a social battery. Introverts build up their social battery by doing quiet stuff by themselves and then it gets drained during social interactions. Extroverts drain their social battery when they are alone, doing stuff for themselves and it then gets recharged by hanging out with people and being social.
the funniest freud fact I learned in the history of psychology is that his daughter Anna had exactly the opposite theories regarding which parent was the bad one.
It’s the same shirt, but at least he fixed his right sleeve for this one 😂 Also, there was a great opportunity there for a Tim Minchin joke about babies putting things in their mouths
Castration is the removal of the testicles, but is also sometimes accompanied by a penectomy (you can guess what that is!), depending on the time and culture.
I laughed my ass off with this... had to keep going back to make sure I heard it right😂 then after I got through it, I had to take a shower to get the gross off 😆 😂 hahaha!! 👏 👏 👏
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Simon, you are confusing intro/extroversion with shyness/gregariousness. Introverts can be gregarious. extroverts can be shy.
Introversion/extroversion is essentially about 'how you recharge'. Introverts have a limit to the number of simultaneous inputs they can handle without overwhelm, and they 'recharge' by getting away from humans/noise/inputs. extroverts have a lower limit of inputs below which the silence makes them nuts, and they 'recharge' by seeking out inputs/humans (like hanging out with friends).
I love my Vessis! Caught in a hail storm at Red Rocks Amphitheatre and the only things dry were feet! Also, totally dig this show.
FACT BOI
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I wrote this script basically as an angry rant, so I am thrilled with how unhinged the final product turned out!
Lol champ work making Simon say all that XD
@@MelindaChovexani Thanks!
What are your thoughts on Freud-s equally unhinged students?
I think you've finally pushed Simon over the edge with this one. Fine work.
I thoroughly enjoy your scripts! The rantier the better man, unhinged is always more fun
I mentioned this on the sideprojects video: Freud grew up with an old father, a mother who was closer in age to him than his father (when Sigmund was born, Mr Freud was 40 and Mrs Freud was only 20,) and a wet nurse.
Being raised by a wet nurse can interfere with the Westermarck Effect (the thing that usually stops you from being attracted to people that you're raised with,) so a teenage Freud was attracted to his thirty-something mother and probably very jealous of his fifty-something father as a result. ...His _entire body of work_ was essentially a desperate attempt to prove that, no, that's normal, I'm not weird, this is perfectly healthy, _we all want this, shut up._
A+ science there.
Absolutely spot on 👍😉
And my best guess on the whole fear of castration thing probably stems from Freud's circumcision (the Freud family were Austrian Jews). I'm not just whistlin' _Dixie_ - some of Freud's own writings on that particular topic make me think there's probably a link here.
that is truly wild to think about
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hearing all this, I am surprised this unhinged creep ever got something actually right lol
I remember a TA in Psychology 101 once told us Freud wasn't the father of psychology because he was right about anything, but because of how much work it took to prove scientifically that he was full of shit.
ah yes the most powerful motivator to all seekers of information. Someone else being so deeply wrong that you have to systematically destroy their argument from every angle
Freud basically invented "If you want to know the answer to something just go and answer it with complete bullshit on a forum. The next day 5 professionals in the field will be competing to give the most accurate, well structured and detailed answer".
Just too bad that so many people had to suffer for 50-60 years before he his vile vitriol was firmly debunked.
@@theletters9623What you put here was a very accurate and succinct description of the peer-review process LOL
@@emoryogglethorp8180as someone whose mom is a psych professor and as such fights scientific journals every few years to get her work published, yes. And my family wonders why I don’t want to follow her and my grandma’s footsteps and get a PhD 😭
@@theletters9623 Second only to the most universal human motivator: Spite
Freud: I'm a Psycho Analist.
Everyone Else: Umm, are you sure you're spelling that right, you may be confusing terms.
Freud: Yes.
This channel being more personal and less professional than most of your other channels is the reason I like this one the most.
This channel is a shadow of its original self... Currently... Original business/brain blaze was wild... Lol
@@rash15really depends. the earliest business blaze episodes where terrible. simon was really awkward and tried too hard to be funny. so much that it made him cringy. thats why i didnt stick around at first. but a couple of months later i got back to watching and he improved a LOT! like just before it became brain blaze.
The original Bussiness Blaze was just unhinged craziness... the new Brain Blaze is really boring in comparison... Florida man Fridays take me back tho 👍
@@theflyingdutchguy9870 it was better... This here to me right now is just like every other channel of his... we never watched brain blaze to learn about anything...we watched it because it was craziness with no direction
Introversion means, very basically, being around people drains you of energy. Extroversion means being around people gives you energy. Ambiversion is the middle ground. It's got nothing to do with whether you're talkative or loud or not ❤
So many people misunderstand this! Thank you for saying it so well.
Yes thank you for sharing this. Just highlights what a idiot Simon can be sometimes.
I studied child psychology as part of my ECE credits (early childhood education) and sure enough, we touched upon Freud. Not as in "here's what we think," oh no! We had to learn it as a warning: "Here's what half of the parents you meet will think. They'll try to psychoanalyze their own kid before you ever meet the little one, and they may try to insist it's all sexual. That's BS. Now, let's learn why, what parents should ACTUALLY focus on, and how to deprogram a parent brainwashed with the perverted idiocy of Freud that they read online."
And it was that day, Simon Whistler's description of neurodivergent masking was so thoroughly accurate that the community immediately adopted it. That is why we all now know and love that saying "tuck that uncomfortablness away and just fuxking go for it!"
I wonder what Siggy would have thought about him ultimately ending up as a case study himself for many future psychologists
I mean he's still a household name over 100 years later, so he'd probably be happy
@@ThatWriterKevin ngl you're probably right 😂
@@ThatWriterKevin i bet he'd invent a connection between that and sexuality
He was just a sad con man who needed a game to pay for his cocaine addiction. Cocaine (aka Colombian motivation powder) has the strange property that it makes you belive every though you have, is not just completely right, but outright brilliant.
"As I got older I got more introverted" that one hit deep. I mean I can still be in a crowd but boy had my tolerance for what I consider as others BS decreased.
I hear you on that one 👍😉
It did not occur to me that tolerance and patience were limited resources until I started running low on them.
Oof, yeah... my BS meter is overflowing and I am not even 30 yet 😂😅🤣
I definitely want to point out that Intro/Extroversion in Psychology is very different from the common definition.
It isn't about how socially outgoing, it's more about how the individual perceives the world.
An introvert is more concerned with their own thoughts and feelings. They view the world subjectively.
Meanwhile an Extrovert is more concerned with what is outside themselves and the gratification they can receive from interacting with others.
So it's absolutely possible to be both socially outgoing AND an introvert. (Like myself) Likewise it's possible to be socially reserved and extroverted.
All that said, I definitely agree with Simon that this isn't a yes or no, this or that situation.
I still remember when one of my undergrad professors admitted she was a neo-freudian.
The entire class looked at her like she'd just grown a second head and it was Freud himself.
How the hell did she make it through a PhD if she believes in Freud
Thank you, Kevin! Unlike Sigmund, I have actually read "Oedipus" and often feel the need to go on a rant about the actual plot.
Out of all the BB’s (and yes, I’ve gone through all of them) this is HANDS DOWN the BEST ending Kevin.
Kevin that ending was absolutely brilliant and Simon should give you a raise
My first pysch professor said those who are the most hurt or messed up tend to go into psychology because they want to treat themselves then help others who experienced the same trama
As someone who seriously considered becoming a psychologist and is extremely passionate about mental healthcare for young children because of the psychological trauma I experienced as a young child, I concur with your professor
I've known a lot of people who went into psychology because it's easier to tell someone how to fix themselves than it is to repair their own shit. And your professor seems to be implying (in the way that you phrased it here anyway) that psychologists comprise the entire segment of the population that have been the most damaged.
Well they were half right.
The overwhelming majority of people that choose to study psychology are only doing so in hopes that it will fix whatever is fucked up in there own heads.
But that's where it stops.
They have no interest in helping other people (and this includes the blatant lier in the comment above this one), and are either lieing to everyone they know about that lack of interest, or they've deluded themselves into actually believing it.
But such lieing to oneself can only take you so far. Once they actually manage to get some actual help and actual clarity, they almost always give up on studying psych and go work at McDonald's like 99% of the other psych majors.
@betsyjohnson9699 I do too. When he asked our plans with our degrees, I told him to help lower suicide rates because I just lost my 1st husband to it a yr before... He wrote on the board I was trying to save the world. If it was only that simple....
The editing on this episode is fucking sublime. Well done.
My new favorite Simon quote "They're just little blobs that eat!!!"
this may be up there with my all time favorite brain blazes, love a good roasting rant about an overhyped loon tbh 😂
Kevin went off the rails with this script.... And I love it!! 🤣🤣🤣
0:56 Simon, that's introversion. You literally just described being introverted XD
Friend described it as being like batteries. Introvert machines need to recharge whereas extroverts are like... solar powered and gain energy from being around other people. Or something. IDK.
This is like an off the rails decoding the unknown, love it.
Could also be an off the rails into the shadows 😂
Sadly, many, especially ivy league universities, teach Freud's theories as fact, and not a cautionary tale.
For some reason philosophers (or at least the philosophy professors I’ve had) seem to really love him. It’s slightly disturbing and also made it really hard for me to not roll my eyes at them
I always assumed babies put everything in their mouth because to them, there’s always a chance it’s food.
Like I assumed that about like dogs too.
Like a sane person would!
Also it’s a good way to learn the difference between things. You gotta start somewhere and taste is a pretty good categorizer
14:22 That image will haunt my soul for eternity. Thanks, BB.
No the first time it has appeared, or at least a very similar one.
Well the good news is Freud has some ideas on how to fix the trauma that image gave me! Oh wait
6:08 I'll never unsee that... thank you
Freud: babies are actually 400 year old demons, officer
Babies are dangerous #freehat
That happens all the time in anime. Freud was just born too long ago and missed his true calling.
Maybe he meant baby chihuahuas instead of baby humans?
@betsyjohnson9699 that's not a chihuahua that's a vtuber.
16:11 good vibes on Simon's coaster there
Very good... Vibes
Requesting a brain blaze on all the weird stuff mormons believe
I read this as "morons" for a second and either way, yes! Let's get it!
You should check out Alyssa Grenfell. She's an ex-Mormon who really exposes the weirdness of the church.
Ill be ready for the entry on "soaking" 😂😂😂
Love to see this, also the blowback. Actually I would live a scientology episode to....
@@Mkultra_isRealoh fuck that one is so weird... I want an account of that from the perspective of the person jumping on the bed 😂
Cpuld you also do an episode on becks depression inventory, and other poorly constructed, incomplete, or just bizarre psych stuff thats still in use today?
(For context, becks depression inventory is an inconplete half baked terribly worded piece of garbage worksheet used to diagnose depression in clinical settings, and its frequently required by insurance companies in the US.)
So that is what that stupid thing is called that I had to fill out the morning after I had a baby in a bad attempt to see if I has postpartum depression. You know because shortly after giving birth with all the hormones running around in my body plus the pain of having just pushed out an entire human is the right time to ask if I am feeling sad.
@@thehomeschoolinglibrarian just had mine too. I love the "coping with being overwhelmed" question. Of course I'm overwhelmed and learning how to cope, my life is drastically different now.
Body mass index is another one. Would also like an epic blaze on all the different kinds of personality tests (Myers-Briggs, Enneagram, etc)
I watch this channel because there's no place for professionalism here 😀
I'm going to have nightmares/wet dreams about the 6:09 minute mark. May dog have mercy upon my sole (#ThankYyouVessi).
i need answers about who was responsible for photoshopping that monstrosity together omg
Oddly creepily sexy😅
0:49 this editor deserves a raise
All right the Kevmeister rides again! Let's go!
Where we going?
@@ThatWriterKevin Apparently down the psycho-sexual rabbit hole that is Freud. LOL! Nothing like a little deviance to say 'Hello' with. Works for me. Allegedly. LOL!! And just in time for Halloween too. Outstanding!!!!
"Sometime a Cigar is just a Cigar" -- Sigmund Freud.
AND SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG BTOWN D--K!!!
--George Carlin
Most of the time it’s a shlong
I'd quote George Carlin here, but even putting it in the comments might get WhistleBoi demonetised. 👀
My earliest memories, I was born in 1978:
-Sitting on my parents bed watching TV with Jimmy Carter on as president. When he smiled it made us smile.
-Our trip to Montreal. I remember getting my diaper changed in the back of our VW rabbit in a parking lot by the hotel. On the way, we visited Niagra Falls. I remember seeing a mickey mouse spoon and sticking it in my diaper to take it.
-Years later, I took 2 tablespoons of nutmeg to trip and I recalled that night even far earlier memories 1) a memory of being a young kid wondering what happens when you eat and imagining my inside was a tank like my sink at the time where the food dropped in. I remembered trying to create memories when I couldn;t speak a language so I remembered things in form of Dr Suess artwork as thats what I had an abundance of at the time. I couldn't tell myself things with words so i had to do it through images
Obviously your unhinged and unplugged channels are by far your most entertaining channels. Honestly, I don't actually watch your strictly script only channels nearly as often as your script commentary channels. I honestly prefer your comments and tangents as you read your scripts. Vastly more entertaining.
So true.
The others make great background noise though.
Freud was correct. After all, cocaine produces such clarity of thinking.
There *are* those who are 'ambiverts", but yes, as usual, it's a spectrum rather than hard & fast pigeon holes.
I sau what you did there
I looked Sigmund up in a modern cognitive science textbook once; he was mentioned on page 6 in a footnote on having initially stirred interest in the scientific study of consciousness [message ends]
A+ for the ending especially
The only thing I remember about learning the difference between boys and girls was that I couldn't go pee around the corner. That pissed me off. It's not fair I don't have a convenient hose to mark the corner of the garage. 😅
you need a shewee, 😅
I know right! No hose, no pockets, can’t run without either a sports bra or pain - this body sucks
At first I interpreted this as "peeing around the corner" -- as in, using the 'hose' to aim around a wall, rather than going around the corner to pee.
I studied A level psychology back in the late 80s
My immediate thoughts was... Jesus this guy is obsessed with s x.
I've been a mental health nurse for 30 years, working in secure care and I can confidently say, yes he was.
And yes he'd probably be on a register today.😂
Given his focus on childhood, I think he DEFINITELY would be on a list
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Uuuuunityyyy!!
Kinda cheap for how good it is. 😂😂😂
I’ve no idea who Brian Blaze is, but I love the channel he created ❤
I think the "genital stage" is 100% accurate, because life is just a load of bollocks, and then we all move on to the wormfood stage... :P
Had to go on a little Sigmund Freud Epic Rap Battle Side quest after that snippet!
Vessi should make US army jackets. I love the shoes but boots and jackets would be awesome.
Don't worry Simon. I talk to myself at work sometimes too.
Congrats Simon. Changing the lamps in your car is the first step. Next you can try airing up your tires or topping up your headlight fluid.
That's like what I call a hospitality personality. I'm very introverted now but due to what I do for work (a barista) I can tuck that away when needed.
One of the best videos in quite some time! Great job to both Kevin and Simon. I literally laughed out loud several times, and this made my morning.
My high school Psychology teacher started our lesson on Freud with "This guy is an *Idiot* but I'm required to talk about him, so lets roast the shit out of this moron."
Dude literally sat around sniffing coke, and tweaking on incest and cp. Crazy.
So glad the opportunity for using those DBZA clips was not missed. Well done, Julian. Keep up the great work. ✌️
I love how I can figure out what videos Simon filmed on what day through the shirt he's wearing,
When I was in college my professor in psychiatry became upset with me when I asked why we should be taking advice from a drug addict. Who is well known to have used drugs (I can’t recall the exact ones at the moment). My Prof replied that was off topic and because I needed a good grade in the class I dropped it but I still question using him as a source of reference. So many of his ideas about our psyche are just so out there.
Suddenly, Captain Winkie 😳
Karen Horney's last name was purportedly pronounced "Horn-eye". She should have added another E when spelling it.
Simon says for the beginning part where you say you're not introverted or extroverted they actually have a term for that it's called ambiverted. It means you're a loner but you don't really have any objections to being social and in fact even crave it somewhat. It's literally just right up the middle
Copious amounts of Bolivian marching powder might explain some of the craziness.
This is actually amazing. The writing… the delivery… MEMES! Thanks to the whole team ❤
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@ Detroit vs Everybody!
That "fuck yeah" made me lol😂
1:55 - Mid roll ads
4:10 - Back to the video
6:00 - Chapter 1 - Psychosexual development
17:20 - Chapter 2 - Oedipus complex & penis envy
22:25 - Chapter 3 - "Little hans", psychoanalysis at its best
0:28 OMG I have never agreed with Simon more! The whole sociology Hofstede thing is just too one dimensional. You behave different in different circumstances, even your mood changes things.
Also, all these introvert memes on the internet made me hate the concept even more. "Look at me. I'm so introverted that people are so annoying to me." Guess what, I am pretty outgoing, and people still annoy the hell out of me a lot of times. It is pretty universal, and you are not special.
Situation stays the same
@@lupo3694Five topics to fix society via discussion:
-Anti-natalism vs Natalism
-The 3 basic needs/prenatal needs
Three things necessary for human evolution that are provided while in the womb which are; food, shelter and medical care.
-Platinum rule
Do whatever makes one happier unless it interferes with another persons ability to do the same.
-MBTI (research yours and connect with others)
-Art (pick one and get better at it!)
Thank you, Julian, for that image of Simon as the Borg Queen! 😂
1) That's no a Borg Queen, is Summer Glau's T-900
B) You're Welcome
iii) More are coming
@@VulianJu Oh, wow -really?! I've never heard of that (although I'm of course familiar with The Terminator series)! Whoever created it _had_ to draw inspiration from the Borg Queen, it's too close!
As an introvert who is constantly babbling to myself alone in the house without a camera, no babbling alone to yourself does not make you an extrovert. I 100% believe that Simon could absolutely be an introvert and do all of the recording he does.
Kevin you’re a freaking comedy genius….Simon you need help and God Bless your wife 🤪😂🤣🤷🏻♂️👍🏻😂🤣
4:51 Yes you do! That's why you enjoy making these videos the most!
Eyy on a 4 hour drive jus got done watching the casino episode thank goodness for brain blaze
1:40 But then I met Simon and decided to do this instead.
Translation: After a night at the pub I woke up in a basement. He showed me some pictures, we won't say of what or who was involved. So now I do this because it's better that society never knows of that.
Thanks for the laughs, love y'all 💕
I forgot I had the speed on 1.5 and nearly had a heart attack when Simon started speaking in tongues.
If ever there was a person that needed to be played at 0.5 it’s our boi.
Freudian Slipping a bit of ERB into the video was a very nice touch
'Tis true: he never had a long cigar out of his hands. He was obsessed with putting them into his mouth & then removing them... repeatedly, rhythmically....😮 No, I'm kidding. It was trains into tunnels, big chimneys...oo-er!
The editing and memes were disturbing......awesome...yet disturbing 😮😂
Even 35 yrs ago when I was in college, my prof taught us that sig was a whacked out guy who's idea were disturbing. Unfortunately, she toly us that learning about him was mandatory.
Man that thumbnail hammers home the visual similarities between Simon and Sigmund Freud.
So on the introvert/extravert thing. The best way I've seen to explain it was how do you react to social. Imagine a gauge. Extraverts talk to people to fill up that social gauge and it drains when they aren't socializing and meeting new people.
An introvert refills there guage by being in there closed nit group or in there happy space and it drains by them going out to meet new people.
The idea that only extraverts can be social or talk alot or be happy is inherently wrong. Obviously so if you ever befriended an introvert and had them go through an hour long ramble on there favorite subject. Introverts can happily chat, just they have a limit to how long that last outside there zone.
He was a big pal of Charlie which makes people talk extreme bllx
1:20 When you're down .. like, really really need to perk up, do you need people or need solitude?
From what I understand, being introverted or extroverted is about how you recharge energy, not how social you are. You can be capable of being social, but recharge when alone.
I like the thought of Simon being the one doing all the vessi b-role
Very nice to see a fellow lover of jolly cooperation enter the fray.
19:30
Umm..Simon. That is not how the story goes. Oedipus' father, the King, was the one to receive the prophecy from the Delphi oracle. He tried to prevent it by killing his son, but he couldn't do it directly because the Olympians punish severely those that slay their kin, he left it up to Poseidon (via putting Oedipus in a basket into the sea). Poseidon let the infant arrive safely on the shore of a childless couple's home, who then adopted them. He later killed his father at a crossroads after leaving his adopted home for the city, thinking him to be just some random asshat.
Hey Simon, I don’t know I could be wrong but it looks like you’re have been working out man. Your arms look really good. Hell yeah man keep up the good work. You look awesome your content is amazing. Hopefully within a year you’ll see me producing quality top-tier travel Vlogs.
Right there with you Kevin. Such a Crock. I realized this in my early teens. Like really? I’m 64.
New merch line is born. “Myths are fucked up!”
Have you heard of: ambiverts?
Five topics to fix society via discussion:
-Anti-natalism vs Natalism
-The 3 basic needs/prenatal needs
Three things necessary for human evolution that are provided while in the womb which are; food, shelter and medical care.
-Platinum rule
Do whatever makes one happier unless it interferes with another persons ability to do the same.
-MBTI (research yours and connect with others)
-Art (pick one and get better at it!)
I have long said that introvert/extrovert is a spectrum. Ambiverts are probably just the middle of it.
You're an extroverted introvert, the best of both worlds.
Hey Simon,
Does vessi waterproofing count for blood as well?
Asking for a friend.
There's a Sherlock Holmes movie where Watson takes Holmes to see Freud. I think it was seeking a cure to his excessive cocaine use. There's a brilliant "deduction" batlle between the two "great thinkers". Film might be The Seven Percent Solution.
Introverts can turn it on, it just takes a ton of energy.
"Mister Scott, we need more power!"
"I'm givin' her all she's got. I can nay give ye any more!"
Everyone has a social battery. Introverts build up their social battery by doing quiet stuff by themselves and then it gets drained during social interactions. Extroverts drain their social battery when they are alone, doing stuff for themselves and it then gets recharged by hanging out with people and being social.
Lol I love that even Simon's friends make fun of his pronunciations :P
the funniest freud fact I learned in the history of psychology is that his daughter Anna had exactly the opposite theories regarding which parent was the bad one.
It’s the same shirt, but at least he fixed his right sleeve for this one 😂
Also, there was a great opportunity there for a Tim Minchin joke about babies putting things in their mouths
Castration is the removal of the testicles, but is also sometimes accompanied by a penectomy (you can guess what that is!), depending on the time and culture.
Starfishes really really really really, really love you guys
I laughed my ass off with this... had to keep going back to make sure I heard it right😂 then after I got through it, I had to take a shower to get the gross off 😆 😂 hahaha!! 👏 👏 👏
I love my Vessi shoes as much as Simon does.