Confessing All Your Legion Crimes to Caesar

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  • @stoopid6036
    @stoopid6036 11 місяців тому +12221

    The idea of siding with caesar just to troll him over and over is somehow the funniest run

    • @darkec1984
      @darkec1984 6 місяців тому +454

      Fallouta monty python

    • @crimsonlanceman7882
      @crimsonlanceman7882 6 місяців тому +559

      "have you brought news of the Boomers???".
      "okay, boomer".

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 6 місяців тому +338

      I really can’t believe this is exactly how my first playthrough went without me even trying to do it
      I just didn’t understand the game, but the legion irritated me so I left them for the very last to visit. But even then, I tried working for them because XP is XP. Long story short, turns out Caesar isn’t very specific on how to deal with factions, because he began attacking me after I just assassinated the 3rd potential alliance leader in a row
      Apparently Mr. Tumour meant that as a last resort, meanwhile I was seeing my quest log simply update. I hadn’t realised how close I was to execution for almost all of the playthrough until he snapped. I even tried talking to him when he had a headache and he just killed me
      Personally I think I did a very sufficient job for the circumstances, and his ungratefulness has stuck with me in every playthrough since

    • @alexref6074
      @alexref6074 6 місяців тому +35

      ​@@XXXTENTAClON227if you try to kill your employer for not obeying the orders and he just stands still without any reaction to injury and tries to talk with you it means that it's not you executing him it means that he spares YOU from execution

    • @alexref6074
      @alexref6074 6 місяців тому +66

      It reminded me of my idea: i always wanted to do something i called "comedian route" where courier just stops giving a fuck about all that bullshit around him and just makes jokes and doesn't takes anything serious, chooses only sarcastic or funny lines and responds in every dialogue where it's possible, siding with powered gangers only to stab them in the back during the assault on good springs, convinces the guy who thinks he is a ghoul that he is actually a ghoul, making everything possible to piss off every faction as much as possible before meeting them, siding with a legion just to troll Caesar as much as possible and then running away when he tries to execute her, and then proceeds to do the same shit with every other faction. Convinces Benny that she likes him and killing him in his room(i will litteraly choose female character only to do that) . Steals only alcohol in bars and then gets drunk during the fight mostly watching her companions fighting in a distance while proceeding to drink all stolen alcohol and entering a fight only when there is a and actual danger for her companions life and has terrifying presence to spook the shit out of people when it needs or when she finds it funny. Makes cass give up her caravans by winning her in drinking race. She messes around with companions doing stuff they won't appreciate like using drugs in front of Cass, but she is not a jackass she has moral and tries to avoid fighting where it's possible and serves justice towards scum and bastard's of wasteland, she is supportive and helps hwr companions fight with their problems, helping boon make his deal with wife death, telling Raul he should leave the past and move on, convincing Veronica that everything that happens in brotherhood ark isn't her fault and etc.Uuuuhhhhh, what ideas can you give me guys? Share it if you have one

  • @blazi2293
    @blazi2293 6 місяців тому +9238

    It's so cool the game allows you to roleplay as the cartoon villain's incompetent sidekick

    • @DrEnzyme
      @DrEnzyme 5 місяців тому +376

      Fallout NV has an incredible amount of choice in it for something that was rushed as quickly as it was.
      Many A True Nerd did a whole bunch of runs that were fun to watch. Kill everything, kill no one, beat the game on a single health bar... Good stuff.

    • @cutefunk5919
      @cutefunk5919 5 місяців тому +74

      Pull a Starscream

    • @jacknagel9387
      @jacknagel9387 5 місяців тому +39

      Finally, I can roleplay as my favorite Transformer!

    • @PrototypeXt3
      @PrototypeXt3 5 місяців тому +9

      To shreds you say?

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 5 місяців тому +30

      Low INT unarmed Mimsy Legion run

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 6 місяців тому +9896

    "Now is the time to confess your crimes"
    The Courier: Takes out a scroll that unwinds into a comically long list that rolls out of Caesars tent, through the camp, down to Hoover Dam.

    • @Kingmakerrr1337
      @Kingmakerrr1337 6 місяців тому +109

      LMAO

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 6 місяців тому +721

      @@Kingmakerrr1337 1 hour later.
      Caesar barely staying purely by barely restrained rage.
      The Courier nears the bottom of the list.
      Courier: "Crime 2077: Gave a dozen dog tags I pickpocketed off NCR to stay on your good terms while assassinate everyone in the camp. And finally:"
      Caesar perks up.
      Courier: "Reverse pickpocketed C4 into everyone's pockets, including yours."
      Caesar: "WHAT?!"
      Courier: clicks detonator
      *BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM!*
      Benny: speechless, horrified and covered in Legion blood and viscera.
      The Courier: slowly turns to him holding a .45 pistol as the Legion outside the tent die to a minefield placed around the entrance. The screams bellowing like banshees. The flames of the explosions flickering through shrapnel torn holes in the tent, illuminating the Courier's head wear in reflections of fire.
      Benny: Panicked shuffling away.
      Courier: "Calm yourself." cocks handgun. "As you said, this game was rigged from the start."
      *gunshot* hard cut to the Fallout New Vegas logo on black background.

    • @RyanStansberry
      @RyanStansberry 6 місяців тому +64

      ​@@PlebNC so badass 😮

    • @binjoofficial
      @binjoofficial 6 місяців тому +3

      vic mackey moment

    • @AngryPeopleReplyToMe
      @AngryPeopleReplyToMe 6 місяців тому +23

      Goes hard@@PlebNC

  • @Relyt345
    @Relyt345 5 місяців тому +788

    “I’ll have my praetorians butcher you in front of me”
    Courier: I’ll fuck that plan up too

  • @Helldiver5n23
    @Helldiver5n23 6 місяців тому +5311

    “Too bad the Courier decided to serve the legion, now we’ll have no chance to win the second battle of hoover dam!”
    mushroom cloud over the fort
    “oh.”

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 6 місяців тому +277

      "I never really was on your side!"

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 6 місяців тому +445

      NCR: “Oh dude you didn’t want him on our side, genuinely can’t tell if he’s a complete dumbass, or an ingenious asshole…”

    • @skippythescout5446
      @skippythescout5446 6 місяців тому +102

      ...Then they see Ceaser of all people jump out of the tent.

    • @fan_of_lizzers
      @fan_of_lizzers 6 місяців тому +15

      ss13 player spotted

    • @Helldiver5n23
      @Helldiver5n23 6 місяців тому +25

      @@fan_of_lizzers
      Whiskey, Echo, Whiskey.
      Lima, Alpha, Delta

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 6 місяців тому +6680

    Threatening someone the exact same way three times in a single conversation is such a 4 IN move

    • @panachevitz
      @panachevitz 6 місяців тому +468

      That's not something that a mole rat would do at all.

    • @nerderherder
      @nerderherder 6 місяців тому +588

      You mean you don't want to get hacked to pieces by his praetorians in front of him? For his amusement?

    • @darkepankakes8302
      @darkepankakes8302 6 місяців тому +129

      Old bald guy moment

    • @comicnerd101A
      @comicnerd101A 6 місяців тому +133

      ​@@darkepankakes8302 Joe Biden moment

    • @SpenceJS87
      @SpenceJS87 6 місяців тому +1

      @@comicnerd101A Rent free

  • @onestupidboi9320
    @onestupidboi9320 6 місяців тому +2609

    For an unforgiving tyrant, caeser sure gives you a lot of second chances.

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 5 місяців тому

      he isnt that much of a tyrant if u just nit a betrayer or tribal he let towns live aslong they pay tribute his slave army is only made of peoples who are violent unreceemable psychoapth tribes he is trying to rehabilitate

    • @kazumazu3632
      @kazumazu3632 5 місяців тому +274

      its almost as if he is grooming you to be his heir

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 5 місяців тому +131

      @@kazumazu3632 this would make sense since he is trying replicate ceaser , ceasers death dint case a colapse in the empire it boirthed it when his nephew was named his heir his nephew forged the empire

    • @jacobwhitley3767
      @jacobwhitley3767 5 місяців тому +61

      ​@@kazumazu3632it's crazy to me most people don't notice this

    • @kylegivens3120
      @kylegivens3120 5 місяців тому +46

      ​@@jacobwhitley3767 I never noticed this. I and many other people likely simply thought Caesar was being an outrageously arrogant but amusing idiot in trusting a Courier who actively sabotaged every single push for conquest. I mean a normal person wouldn't think to trust someone who's been positively identified as your saboteur.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 6 місяців тому +1350

    "If you have any other crimes to confess, now's the time."
    "...and last but not least, Graham is alive and well, and we kicked the White Legs out of Zion."

    • @theeyeoftheyinyangs
      @theeyeoftheyinyangs 6 місяців тому +51

      *Slow applaud* Bravo.

    • @MegaNightmare4
      @MegaNightmare4 6 місяців тому +93

      He may be alive, but I definitely wouldn’t call him “well.”

    • @studtistics2448
      @studtistics2448 5 місяців тому +114

      ​@@MegaNightmare4 well done

    • @differentbutsimilar7893
      @differentbutsimilar7893 5 місяців тому +59

      @@MegaNightmare4 More like "better than ever, and the most dangerous he's ever been."
      I mean, the very idea that Burned Man lives is a problem for Caesar, as there are maybe 2 or 3 people in the legion who aren't terrified of what Graham is capable of, if they believed he still lived. Caesar himself was rumored to have scouts looking, himself not believing Joshua was dead and fearing what it might bring to his Legion. To most troops, it's only a rumor, because he could never openly admit to his men that Graham yet lives. He forbids troops from speaking his true name with the hope that they will forget him, the man even their own mighty Caesar couldn't extinguish. Ulysses will tell you legates were sent to end him after the burning incident, but didn't try even though they could've gotten him. I personally don't believe that they could, just like I think Ulysses is self-deluded.
      And he is just a man. That's what makes him so scary. It's like fate itself wouldn't let him die, left him to live as their greatest threat, just looming... as though the fire of his anger keeps him from passing on. More of a threat as the burned man, than he ever was as Joshua Graham... like a vengeful spirit haunting the Legion. Someone they couldn't stop, someone they pretend doesn't exist anymore. They did him a favor. Treated him like refuse, and in doing so, hatched a living legend. A man kept alive only by rage is a fearsome thing indeed.

    • @MegaNightmare4
      @MegaNightmare4 5 місяців тому +22

      @@differentbutsimilar7893 My dude he has no skin

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Рік тому +3773

    I like how the legion is so mad at what you have done that one of them decided to punch your body while you were already dead

    • @nvidiaplay
      @nvidiaplay Рік тому +593

      it was the Caesar himself xD

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 11 місяців тому +382

      @@nvidiaplayMan literally had a small nuclear bomb go off two feet behind where he was sitting and survived

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 6 місяців тому +166

      Caesar survived that assassination attempt like Hitler before operation Valkyrie

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 6 місяців тому +23

      After apparently surviving a nuclear blast.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 6 місяців тому +36

      @@vsgfilmgroup caesar survived on the power of anger

  • @Only1199
    @Only1199 Рік тому +2992

    Caesar: Allow me to make this clear.
    Courier: The game was rigged from the start.
    *Courier* *pulls* *out* *a* *mini* *nuke*

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 6 місяців тому +73

      Yet Caesar didn't die from that lmao

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@@nguyenquyetthang1326He could eat a nuke but not a tumor

    • @agripinaa8684
      @agripinaa8684 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Circ00mspicewell yeah I bet tumors taste awful

    • @immortalmadman4822
      @immortalmadman4822 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Circ00mspice And the tumor grew 3 times that day

    • @carlosvalle612
      @carlosvalle612 5 місяців тому +1

      Doesn't RADIATION cause tumors? If so then he has an immunity to nuclear radiation.

  • @brainchutney8576
    @brainchutney8576 Рік тому +2851

    Man walks up to the ceasar, and willingly confesses his insubordination
    "Die coward!"

    • @seriousspikesam7770
      @seriousspikesam7770 7 місяців тому +166

      He will forgive you if you confess all your crimes at once. Leaving anything out or committing more crimes will make him mad at you.

    • @overkall1691
      @overkall1691 6 місяців тому +10

      Honesty isn't the same thing as bravery. Defying orders to cause your side to loose, that's cowardly. Blowing yourself up, also cowardly. So yeah, coward is right.

    • @batrachian149
      @batrachian149 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@overkall1691Okay but he didn't have to go to the tent to account for his "crimes".

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@batrachian149that was just one last "fuck you" to caesar before comitting the ultimate sacrifice to blow him up

    • @batrachian149
      @batrachian149 6 місяців тому +1

      @@maestrofeli4259 Ye, that's my point.

  • @overlordoftemi7255
    @overlordoftemi7255 6 місяців тому +1762

    Fun fact: the standing up animation makes NPCs immortal! This is the reason why caesar wasn't turned into a fine red mist

    • @dominoshitposts8992
      @dominoshitposts8992 6 місяців тому +56

      into a WHAT

    • @paranoid2867
      @paranoid2867 6 місяців тому +169

      @@dominoshitposts8992A FINE RED MIST

    • @TheHampet
      @TheHampet 6 місяців тому

      ​@@dominoshitposts8992Goodbye

    • @mewdoesstuff
      @mewdoesstuff 6 місяців тому +59

      **banger electric guitar solo in the background**

    • @randomstuff9005
      @randomstuff9005 6 місяців тому +19

      @@mewdoesstuff Project Moon brain rot

  • @PuppetierMaster
    @PuppetierMaster 7 місяців тому +860

    DAMMMN he survived a nuke and punched your lifeless corpse for good measure, that auto doc sure does wonders.

    • @Falkriim
      @Falkriim 4 місяці тому +15

      The additional radiation might have given him brain tumor premium though

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 4 місяці тому

      @@Falkriim Brain tumor Premium + for 9.99/minute you can feel excruciating pain of constant migraines and awful headaches 24/7 as well as the constant imbalance of blood pressure in ones' own mind.

  • @Cunnysmythe
    @Cunnysmythe Рік тому +1462

    I had no idea you could confess a list of crimes

    • @dynguskhan
      @dynguskhan 6 місяців тому +72

      He asked me once and despite having committed all of these I didn't have the option. Bug perhaps

    • @GAVNOCHANEI
      @GAVNOCHANEI 3 місяці тому +5

      @@dynguskhan I got my playthrough ruined because of this bug :( This was my "last" and full new vegas playthrough, all quests done, all dlc done, lvl 50, and i wanted to once in my life finish the game with Ceasar, but because of this bug i simply cannot confess in crimes and then Ceasar automaticly got mad after i told him that i already took care of Brotherhood of Steel, although the only thing that i did wrong is dealing with Omerta. Had to end the game with Yesman

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 2 місяці тому +3

      It's pretty hilarious if you think about it.
      "You get one chance, right here and now, to confess all your crimes. After this, it's the death penalty."
      (Courier spends the next 6 hours reciting darkest secrets in chronological order)
      "Are you done, Profligate?"
      "No, that takes us up to the age when I learned how to play with myself and before I learned what to do with it. We've still got hours to go."

  • @unamusedrohan1666
    @unamusedrohan1666 5 місяців тому +354

    I love how this makes the Courier look like a total goofus who accidentally sabotages the Legion at every turn. Especially when dragging Big Sal up to Caesar like a kid who just knocked over an expensive vase.
    "Sorry Boss, it happened again."

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 3 місяці тому +15

      I'm imagining the low intelligence runs in Fallout 1 &2 "Sorry cezar, me no think good."

    • @Samar3n
      @Samar3n 2 місяці тому

      @@ajsouza3720 1 INT Courier is so stupid - he thinks Vulpes is an actual fox

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames 6 місяців тому +668

    Caesar can't take a few harmless little jokes. What a chump!

  • @Logan-zp8bi
    @Logan-zp8bi Рік тому +845

    Troll courier route: Every mission Caesar sends you on proceed to kill, betray, or make them work for the NCR.

    • @unionblue21
      @unionblue21 7 місяців тому +25

      Just making it so he wipes out all his enemies in one fell swoop is all.

    • @JadeyCatgirl99
      @JadeyCatgirl99 6 місяців тому +69

      To be fair, Caesar can't enslave the Mojave if there is no one left living there.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 7 місяців тому +622

    Wearing the jailhouse rocker to rock the world one last time. This is what makes Legion fanboys slaves, and us, kings.

    • @TheRealSkulldozer
      @TheRealSkulldozer 6 місяців тому +15

      >Wear-ACK!

    • @arturnicaciodeandrade9861
      @arturnicaciodeandrade9861 5 місяців тому +6

      @@TheRealSkulldozer even in this entirely unrelated place, the 'arty lives on.

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 5 місяців тому +4

      @@TheRealSkulldozer >greentexting on youtube

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ButtonMasherReal>getting pissy because someone used a text format in a place your autistic mind didn't approve of it

    • @eatyourcereal6696
      @eatyourcereal6696 3 місяці тому

      @@arturnicaciodeandrade9861 'tube gem. Hwabag

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 5 місяців тому +97

    “Praetorians, kill him!”
    “NOT IF I KILL ME FIRST!”

  • @XYZ-eo8um
    @XYZ-eo8um 6 місяців тому +291

    Courier: 'Bet your sweet bippy I did'

    • @Omnywrench
      @Omnywrench 6 місяців тому +11

      "You leave my sweet bippy out of this!"

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 6 місяців тому +106

    ah yes, the "it's just a prank" run

    • @Blue_Mr_Gutsy
      @Blue_Mr_Gutsy 5 місяців тому +11

      Ceasar it was just a prank bro!
      I'd imagine ED-E would be the Couriers camera in this prank channel.

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 6 місяців тому +102

    Caesar can't take a joke, but he can take a nuke

  • @supersonicbros23
    @supersonicbros23 4 місяці тому +34

    The way it just starts out dragging Big Sal's corpse in front of Caesar like a dog bringing in some critter from the back yard.

  • @Dairy654
    @Dairy654 4 місяці тому +29

    Im just imagining The courier pulling out a comically large book containing every crime they've committed to the legion and placing it in the middle of the tent and grabbing some ladders and reading it from the top to bottom

    • @AriellaLilien
      @AriellaLilien 4 місяці тому +7

      They pull out a scroll and it unravels all the way out the door of the tent

  • @TheSkullkid16
    @TheSkullkid16 6 місяців тому +89

    "Confessing all your crimes" my backside, he never confessed about the monorail!

    • @kevinsips3658
      @kevinsips3658 5 місяців тому +33

      Yeah but he did equip the bomb FROM the monorail right in front of Caesar which kinda gets the point across lmao

    • @AriellaLilien
      @AriellaLilien 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kevinsips3658isn't the bomb from the gra add on? I thought you can't actually take the bomb from the monorail

  • @rastanamag59
    @rastanamag59 6 місяців тому +53

    0:47 that cut to mini nuking Nelson had me dying 😂

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 5 місяців тому +8

      He's not angry just disappointed 😅

  • @OuterEdgeOutpost
    @OuterEdgeOutpost 6 місяців тому +324

    It’s so funny how they set Caesar up as this brutal tyrant who kills anyone who so much as disappoints him, burns his best general alive just for losing a battle…and then you come in after actively destroying the Legion’s efforts multiple times and he’s like “Well…don’t do it again, ok?”
    You can really feel the writing creaking under the strain of not locking you out of questlines.

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 6 місяців тому +37

      I was thinking: damn, Caesar is actually a very forgiving guy.

    • @rockninja3
      @rockninja3 6 місяців тому +126

      He said he'd forgive you, and he's a man of his word.
      Instant regret, of course.

    • @swagonometry9893
      @swagonometry9893 6 місяців тому +96

      You could argue on the other hand, keeping the Courier around, even if they are a fuck up at times, does more good to keep them out of NCR/Yes Man/House's hands, since you're arguably the most pivotal person in the entire Mojave.

    • @marcosnore8763
      @marcosnore8763 6 місяців тому +82

      In the eyes of Caesar this guy is just one of the most capable and resourceful men of the Mojave, yeah he did bad things to the legion, but the Legion didn't even approach him till that moment, so that's why he forgives all. In the end it doesn't matter if you ruined his petty plans, you are still the key piece that would help him to conquer the whole region.

    • @OuterEdgeOutpost
      @OuterEdgeOutpost 6 місяців тому +21

      @@marcosnore8763 Ok, but if you’re going out of your way to sabotage his plans and actually attack and wipe out Legion forces, why would he possibly think you’re going to suddenly start working for him? He doesn’t even offer you any reward or incentive, just “Are you ready to get started?”

  • @joshuacook903
    @joshuacook903 11 місяців тому +125

    At least you didn’t beat Caesar with a rolling pin this time.

  • @pteroid11
    @pteroid11 5 місяців тому +71

    “If you have any other crimes to confess, now is the time.”
    “I’ve got a little list~ I’ve got a little list~”

  • @fushigiman140
    @fushigiman140 Рік тому +210

    Courier really return to sender

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 місяців тому +8

    Bro is even wearing a King's outfit while undermining Caesar, truly based

  • @Armed_Plumber
    @Armed_Plumber 4 місяці тому +20

    Is…Is that Rick Ashley? 1:58

  • @acfangaming
    @acfangaming 5 місяців тому +51

    “Permission to give the legion their bomb back?”

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 5 місяців тому +4

      ...permission granted.

    • @DarthUmbra
      @DarthUmbra 5 місяців тому +6

      Caesar didn't put enough postage on the bomb, so the Courier is just "return to sender".

    • @lonecolamarine
      @lonecolamarine 5 місяців тому +3

      >Courier no-clips through the second battle of hoover dam, luckily dodging projectiles with mere picoseconds’ accuracy while The Last Spartan plays

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 5 місяців тому +9

      “For what purpose, Courier?”
      “To detonate it right in Caesar’s face.”
      “Permission granted.”

  • @Oldundead9491
    @Oldundead9491 5 місяців тому +15

    "i may or may not have took part in the sudden, nuclear disappearance of dry wells"

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 місяців тому +16

    The surprise ending of the Courier wearing a Kings outfit 😂

  • @khoi3531
    @khoi3531 5 місяців тому +25

    reminder that Caesar had Joshua Graham set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon simply for losing one battle

    • @pleasekillyoursef
      @pleasekillyoursef 4 місяці тому +3

      My hc is that Joshua working for the legion was exactly like the player in this sceneario

  • @jaiden1121
    @jaiden1121 5 місяців тому +12

    Caesar really went "mods, kill this man"

  • @trainershade1937
    @trainershade1937 5 місяців тому +8

    "I'll have my Praetorians cut you to pieces with machetes"
    Meanwhile, the courier, looking down at their Advanced Power Armor, made to deflect anything short of an anti-tank rifle.

  • @BlocksRock1006
    @BlocksRock1006 5 місяців тому +6

    "Die, coward!" he says to the guy holding a nuclear bomb in his bare hands.

  • @ihavenomouthandimusttype9729
    @ihavenomouthandimusttype9729 7 місяців тому +189

    The amount of effort that went into an unfinished faction

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 6 місяців тому +4

      is what? Can't you complete the sentence?

    • @marcosnore8763
      @marcosnore8763 6 місяців тому +73

      @@PRubin-rh4sr Bro I su ck at English and even I can understand that sentence

    • @ThZuao
      @ThZuao 6 місяців тому +62

      Most of the Caesar's Legion questline was cut because the devs didn't have enough time to finish it all before the deadline.
      A lot of content was cut, just in general. Some assets are still in the game's files.

    • @stargazerspark4499
      @stargazerspark4499 6 місяців тому +19

      I love that the writing for this game is so good that its still played and talked about years later.

    • @ihavenomouthandimusttype9729
      @ihavenomouthandimusttype9729 6 місяців тому +25

      @@PRubin-rh4sr is frankly astonishing given the quality of so called successful equivalents that take years to produce nothing of value in comparison eg. Bethesda Fallout

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 3 місяці тому +2

    Ceasar: "That a mini-nuke? You should've brought a full sized one!" [Punches the Courier's corpse].

  • @ydiesel2214
    @ydiesel2214 11 місяців тому +45

    The cutaways always get me 😂

  • @notd0ll109
    @notd0ll109 5 місяців тому +9

    “You’re not killing them yourself Mcnulty, at least assure me of that.”

    • @sweetiesupari3158
      @sweetiesupari3158 5 місяців тому

      "Your a cunts hair away from an indictment McNulty" lmfao I just realized this was the va 😂

  • @Inkspeckle
    @Inkspeckle 5 місяців тому +12

    guy who thinks he's the smartest man in the world: This random dude with severe brain damage has ruined several critical military operations of mine. I think the best choice is to give him a stern talking to

  • @joseurena8596
    @joseurena8596 5 місяців тому +3

    I like how throughout all the war crimes you commit small and large he still thinks his guards would have any chance.

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 6 місяців тому +37

    I gave Boone a minigun, had one myself and we went to town in that fort.
    This has been my worst crime against the legion. Do you think the fine red paste I turned Caesar into using said minigun would forgive me?

  • @benjamincohen1498
    @benjamincohen1498 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm just amazed that you managed to get Sal's body into the tent

  • @zenpai5998
    @zenpai5998 5 місяців тому +4

    “Confess all crimes”
    *skips the monorail bomb part”

  • @sinisterelmo162
    @sinisterelmo162 6 місяців тому +55

    Virgin Courier: Ruins weeks of planning and manuevering, just for his own amusment
    Chad Caesar: Defies Courier's assasination attempt, emerges unscathed from minature nuke detonations, punches his would-be assassin's corpse

    • @2-bit567
      @2-bit567 6 місяців тому +8

      Tge chair saved Ceizure

    • @PainweedingPills
      @PainweedingPills 6 місяців тому

      @@2-bit567I love seizure's luncheon
      ou9beraghreabiu9-aegrbiou9 aegrbu9 aegrwbu90aegrin0h 🍝🍖🌭🍔🍴

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 6 місяців тому +4

      @@2-bit567 "Ceizure" is crazy

    • @2-bit567
      @2-bit567 6 місяців тому +2

      @@chuckn4851
      I thought it was funny at the time

    • @jacobwhitley3767
      @jacobwhitley3767 5 місяців тому +1

      True to Caesar

  • @Archdornan9001
    @Archdornan9001 4 місяці тому +2

    Caesar survived a close proximity Mini Nuke? What a Hardass!

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 5 місяців тому +3

    The mini nuke cutscene at Nelson was a real nice touch.

  • @tinytrtle5681
    @tinytrtle5681 6 місяців тому +15

    I feel like it's times like this when the legion kinda falls apart (on purpose): you're confessing a list of "crimes" to Caesar, and he's acting all unforgiving and powerful; meanwhile you're standing there like "shut the fuck up old man, I might as well be God to you."
    For everything he can do, the one thing Caesar sucks at is intimidation.

    • @SpookyScarySkeletor
      @SpookyScarySkeletor 6 місяців тому +8

      its not really that he sucks at it, its just that since you the player take until mid game to meet him in a normal playthrough assuming you are not rushing you may be level 20 or 30 hell 40 depending on how many side quests you have done.
      Its more of a meta problem. You know that by the time you even get to Caesar's camp you can probably kill everyone in there (after a few tries) at a average level but that goes for all of the places in the game as well past lvl 20. If he was introduced to you earlier when you are at say lvl 10 he would have the same intimidation factor that Vulpes has when you meet him at Nelson.
      I will say the VA being a little Blasé doesn't help the case but he does do good.

    • @Oldundead9491
      @Oldundead9491 5 місяців тому +2

      @@SpookyScarySkeletor vulpes isnt that hard to kill at level 5, at that point id have around 30 sticks of dynamite from powder gangers lmao

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 5 місяців тому +1

      I have always killed Vulpes instantly despite being level 7 or so at that point, except in evil playthroughs. Eh I mean based playthroughs. I agree he's more intimidating than Caesar compared to the enemies you've encountered up until that part. I also feel like Caesar's throne tent is way too easily accessible. Even a lowlife like motor runner is better set up. I mean the man reigns over Arizona he should have thousands of elite troops preventing you from threatening him.

    • @zeikers
      @zeikers 3 місяці тому

      @@afz902kwhat does based mean?

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 3 місяці тому

      @@zeikers It is said of that which has a base either physically or conceptually, such as a computer screen or fascism

  • @greyowlaudio
    @greyowlaudio 5 місяців тому +3

    "So about that monorail bomb."

  • @chriscombs21886
    @chriscombs21886 7 місяців тому +16

    “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, WHAT IS SUDOKU?”

  • @dritzzdarkwood4727
    @dritzzdarkwood4727 5 місяців тому +2

    Caesar was so mad and disappointed even a nuke didn't drop him.

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy 5 місяців тому +2

    "If you've committed any other crimes, this is the time to confess them, because after than there will be no forgiveness"
    "Well, now that you mention it..."

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 6 місяців тому +8

    *Farts*
    "PRAETORIANS TO ME"
    "Wait what?"

  • @graysonfaircloth6471
    @graysonfaircloth6471 4 місяці тому +2

    Dude role playing as nazi Donald Duck just fumbling the bad guys into failure is great

  • @fruitymario3742
    @fruitymario3742 5 місяців тому +7

    It's actually impressive that ceaser is able to keep his cool when you're confessing your other crimes. I mean, I get that he did say now would be the time to do it, but come on, those are some pretty big things.

  • @zero3778
    @zero3778 5 місяців тому +4

    Angry enough that even a small nuclear explosion couldn't stop him from hitting your already dead body.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 6 місяців тому +13

    Ah yes, the self-defense nuke.

  • @digitalutopia1
    @digitalutopia1 6 місяців тому +14

    it's even more fun if you do everything before you kill benny.

  • @kahlzun
    @kahlzun 6 місяців тому +14

    the crazy part is at least one praetorian survived that

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 6 місяців тому +26

      That was Caesar himself

  • @Hunter-human
    @Hunter-human 4 місяці тому +1

    “I am a generous god.”

  • @Tomniverse
    @Tomniverse 4 місяці тому +1

    this guy sure loves his praetorians!

  • @BotYoutubevertification
    @BotYoutubevertification 4 місяці тому +1

    Caesar: Who else are you working for?
    Courier: Joe momma
    Caesar: You are forgiven
    Caesar: PRAETORIANS TO ME

  • @MaldingMan13
    @MaldingMan13 5 місяців тому +1

    Nahhhh the edit of you killing the legionnaires after he mentions it made me laugh so hard

  • @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
    @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh 6 місяців тому +16

    It seems like Caesar shouldn't be so forgiving. Part of the point of the yesman ending is to act as a failsafe incase you piss off everyone else.

  • @awesomeminecrafter8676
    @awesomeminecrafter8676 5 місяців тому +2

    New Vegas surprises me every time lmao

  • @OhioanGhost
    @OhioanGhost 5 місяців тому +1

    The courier: I hunt Caesars legion for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack.

  • @Luca___00
    @Luca___00 3 місяці тому +1

    The fact that he blew himself up and killed basically EVERYONE except Caesar says a lot about the courier's abilities

  • @HaonProductions
    @HaonProductions 20 днів тому

    I love how he just straight up survives a nuke to the face

  • @KoldPhaze
    @KoldPhaze 5 місяців тому +7

    This games deserved a remake imagine how much more content and options they could have had if development wasn't rushed

    • @anntares172
      @anntares172 5 місяців тому

      I would play double preorder price for that.

  • @tylerwroblewski2716
    @tylerwroblewski2716 4 місяці тому +1

    I had no idea you could do this, that is unbelievably funny

  • @JMarsCreed
    @JMarsCreed 6 місяців тому +2

    The baby punch at the end 😂😂😂

  • @Yesnaught
    @Yesnaught 6 місяців тому +11

    Are you dressed as Rick Astley

  • @willlauzon3744
    @willlauzon3744 6 місяців тому +3

    I'm a mailman. You've been served. Deal with it

  • @pwill6138
    @pwill6138 4 місяці тому

    Caesar the surprisingly lenient

  • @riverman6462
    @riverman6462 7 місяців тому +3

    Just when you thought 1000 hours in and you're done exploring everything 😔

  • @quanicle101
    @quanicle101 5 місяців тому

    it’s funny how much he lets you get away with while going “next time is the LAST TIME i swear”

  • @justinferraro1926
    @justinferraro1926 6 місяців тому +2

    The Kings outfit is such a fun detail

  • @catcrimes80
    @catcrimes80 5 місяців тому

    I love how despite everyone is dead and your definitely long gone dead. Cesar still ran up to atleast "paw at you" once.

  • @darthkillhoon
    @darthkillhoon 3 місяці тому

    Caesar being unironically the most forgiving Character in Fallout

  • @Limbbiscuit
    @Limbbiscuit 6 місяців тому +8

    I never actually hear Caesar talks till now since 10+ years of playing NV i must please Boone

  • @jakehull465
    @jakehull465 6 місяців тому +6

    0:46 lol 😅

  • @skyrim_crossing2839
    @skyrim_crossing2839 Місяць тому

    I love the fact after all that Caesar is still alive 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pokesus
    @Pokesus 4 місяці тому +2

    Bro didn't served Ceasar Legion, bro was serving the Mohammad Army.

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 Місяць тому

    0:56
    I love skipping over the bomb dialogue. Just imaging he was okay with confessing he 'accidentally' killed the Nelson garrison, fucked up the Omerta AND Great Khan deal, but letting him know you defused the bomb is just something you're too scared to confess is hilarious.

  • @limitess9539
    @limitess9539 5 місяців тому

    The Nelson attack scared me, and then the fight at Caesar camp made me laugh, haha.

  • @ItsMrBozToYou
    @ItsMrBozToYou 5 місяців тому

    "Vulpes... accidentally explodes into twenty pieces. Oops."

  • @cccaaawww8685
    @cccaaawww8685 2 місяці тому

    What makes this 1000x funnier is that Caesar survived the nuke grenade but the courier and all the other praetorians didn’t

  • @HorribleLazarus
    @HorribleLazarus Місяць тому

    He sounds like he's gonna cry

  • @Niko..
    @Niko.. 2 місяці тому

    Even if you save his life he'll still give you the "mark my words you POS" line if you anger him lol

  • @theeyeoftheyinyangs
    @theeyeoftheyinyangs 6 місяців тому +1

    Hey… If I was forced to be Caesar’s tool, I’d do the same thing.

  • @jasonjohnson1824
    @jasonjohnson1824 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro didnt even successfully sacrifice him ToT

  • @pyr1412
    @pyr1412 5 місяців тому +3

    I remember when I first played this game I was gonna do a legion run but then I was conflicted so I chose the Im done option and when Caesar called me a piece of shit I was just like alright baldy now your dying😂. I was able to kill him stupidly easy but then got murdered by all his guards so I reloaded and tried again and died so then I went and got Rex and Boone and it was gr8😂

  • @evthemev
    @evthemev 6 місяців тому +1

    Courier in the kings outfit does a little trolling

  • @AngerOfTheLand
    @AngerOfTheLand 5 місяців тому +1

    Caesar Lives!!!

  • @DGAF08ER
    @DGAF08ER 4 місяці тому

    Pull an oopsie poopsie with Ceasar

  • @wheres_the_proof2896
    @wheres_the_proof2896 4 місяці тому

    I love ruining their plans, they threaten me, i leave, then return with all 6 possible companions in power armor, armed with super sledges, and rex, Its beautiful to watch.