I really can’t believe this is exactly how my first playthrough went without me even trying to do it I just didn’t understand the game, but the legion irritated me so I left them for the very last to visit. But even then, I tried working for them because XP is XP. Long story short, turns out Caesar isn’t very specific on how to deal with factions, because he began attacking me after I just assassinated the 3rd potential alliance leader in a row Apparently Mr. Tumour meant that as a last resort, meanwhile I was seeing my quest log simply update. I hadn’t realised how close I was to execution for almost all of the playthrough until he snapped. I even tried talking to him when he had a headache and he just killed me Personally I think I did a very sufficient job for the circumstances, and his ungratefulness has stuck with me in every playthrough since
@@XXXTENTAClON227if you try to kill your employer for not obeying the orders and he just stands still without any reaction to injury and tries to talk with you it means that it's not you executing him it means that he spares YOU from execution
It reminded me of my idea: i always wanted to do something i called "comedian route" where courier just stops giving a fuck about all that bullshit around him and just makes jokes and doesn't takes anything serious, chooses only sarcastic or funny lines and responds in every dialogue where it's possible, siding with powered gangers only to stab them in the back during the assault on good springs, convinces the guy who thinks he is a ghoul that he is actually a ghoul, making everything possible to piss off every faction as much as possible before meeting them, siding with a legion just to troll Caesar as much as possible and then running away when he tries to execute her, and then proceeds to do the same shit with every other faction. Convinces Benny that she likes him and killing him in his room(i will litteraly choose female character only to do that) . Steals only alcohol in bars and then gets drunk during the fight mostly watching her companions fighting in a distance while proceeding to drink all stolen alcohol and entering a fight only when there is a and actual danger for her companions life and has terrifying presence to spook the shit out of people when it needs or when she finds it funny. Makes cass give up her caravans by winning her in drinking race. She messes around with companions doing stuff they won't appreciate like using drugs in front of Cass, but she is not a jackass she has moral and tries to avoid fighting where it's possible and serves justice towards scum and bastard's of wasteland, she is supportive and helps hwr companions fight with their problems, helping boon make his deal with wife death, telling Raul he should leave the past and move on, convincing Veronica that everything that happens in brotherhood ark isn't her fault and etc.Uuuuhhhhh, what ideas can you give me guys? Share it if you have one
Fallout NV has an incredible amount of choice in it for something that was rushed as quickly as it was. Many A True Nerd did a whole bunch of runs that were fun to watch. Kill everything, kill no one, beat the game on a single health bar... Good stuff.
"Now is the time to confess your crimes" The Courier: Takes out a scroll that unwinds into a comically long list that rolls out of Caesars tent, through the camp, down to Hoover Dam.
@@Kingmakerrr1337 1 hour later. Caesar barely staying purely by barely restrained rage. The Courier nears the bottom of the list. Courier: "Crime 2077: Gave a dozen dog tags I pickpocketed off NCR to stay on your good terms while assassinate everyone in the camp. And finally:" Caesar perks up. Courier: "Reverse pickpocketed C4 into everyone's pockets, including yours." Caesar: "WHAT?!" Courier: clicks detonator *BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM!* Benny: speechless, horrified and covered in Legion blood and viscera. The Courier: slowly turns to him holding a .45 pistol as the Legion outside the tent die to a minefield placed around the entrance. The screams bellowing like banshees. The flames of the explosions flickering through shrapnel torn holes in the tent, illuminating the Courier's head wear in reflections of fire. Benny: Panicked shuffling away. Courier: "Calm yourself." cocks handgun. "As you said, this game was rigged from the start." *gunshot* hard cut to the Fallout New Vegas logo on black background.
"If you have any other crimes to confess, now's the time." "...and last but not least, Graham is alive and well, and we kicked the White Legs out of Zion."
@@MegaNightmare4 More like "better than ever, and the most dangerous he's ever been." I mean, the very idea that Burned Man lives is a problem for Caesar, as there are maybe 2 or 3 people in the legion who aren't terrified of what Graham is capable of, if they believed he still lived. Caesar himself was rumored to have scouts looking, himself not believing Joshua was dead and fearing what it might bring to his Legion. To most troops, it's only a rumor, because he could never openly admit to his men that Graham yet lives. He forbids troops from speaking his true name with the hope that they will forget him, the man even their own mighty Caesar couldn't extinguish. Ulysses will tell you legates were sent to end him after the burning incident, but didn't try even though they could've gotten him. I personally don't believe that they could, just like I think Ulysses is self-deluded. And he is just a man. That's what makes him so scary. It's like fate itself wouldn't let him die, left him to live as their greatest threat, just looming... as though the fire of his anger keeps him from passing on. More of a threat as the burned man, than he ever was as Joshua Graham... like a vengeful spirit haunting the Legion. Someone they couldn't stop, someone they pretend doesn't exist anymore. They did him a favor. Treated him like refuse, and in doing so, hatched a living legend. A man kept alive only by rage is a fearsome thing indeed.
Honesty isn't the same thing as bravery. Defying orders to cause your side to loose, that's cowardly. Blowing yourself up, also cowardly. So yeah, coward is right.
@Falkriim Brain tumor Premium + for 9.99/minute you can feel excruciating pain of constant migraines and awful headaches 24/7 as well as the constant imbalance of blood pressure in ones' own mind.
he isnt that much of a tyrant if u just nit a betrayer or tribal he let towns live aslong they pay tribute his slave army is only made of peoples who are violent unreceemable psychoapth tribes he is trying to rehabilitate
@@kazumazu3632 this would make sense since he is trying replicate ceaser , ceasers death dint case a colapse in the empire it boirthed it when his nephew was named his heir his nephew forged the empire
@@jacobwhitley3767 I never noticed this. I and many other people likely simply thought Caesar was being an outrageously arrogant but amusing idiot in trusting a Courier who actively sabotaged every single push for conquest. I mean a normal person wouldn't think to trust someone who's been positively identified as your saboteur.
I love how this makes the Courier look like a total goofus who accidentally sabotages the Legion at every turn. Especially when dragging Big Sal up to Caesar like a kid who just knocked over an expensive vase. "Sorry Boss, it happened again."
@@dynguskhan I got my playthrough ruined because of this bug :( This was my "last" and full new vegas playthrough, all quests done, all dlc done, lvl 50, and i wanted to once in my life finish the game with Ceasar, but because of this bug i simply cannot confess in crimes and then Ceasar automaticly got mad after i told him that i already took care of Brotherhood of Steel, although the only thing that i did wrong is dealing with Omerta. Had to end the game with Yesman
It's pretty hilarious if you think about it. "You get one chance, right here and now, to confess all your crimes. After this, it's the death penalty." (Courier spends the next 6 hours reciting darkest secrets in chronological order) "Are you done, Profligate?" "No, that takes us up to the age when I learned how to play with myself and before I learned what to do with it. We've still got hours to go."
Im just imagining The courier pulling out a comically large book containing every crime they've committed to the legion and placing it in the middle of the tent and grabbing some ladders and reading it from the top to bottom
It’s so funny how they set Caesar up as this brutal tyrant who kills anyone who so much as disappoints him, burns his best general alive just for losing a battle…and then you come in after actively destroying the Legion’s efforts multiple times and he’s like “Well…don’t do it again, ok?” You can really feel the writing creaking under the strain of not locking you out of questlines.
You could argue on the other hand, keeping the Courier around, even if they are a fuck up at times, does more good to keep them out of NCR/Yes Man/House's hands, since you're arguably the most pivotal person in the entire Mojave.
In the eyes of Caesar this guy is just one of the most capable and resourceful men of the Mojave, yeah he did bad things to the legion, but the Legion didn't even approach him till that moment, so that's why he forgives all. In the end it doesn't matter if you ruined his petty plans, you are still the key piece that would help him to conquer the whole region.
@@marcosnore8763 Ok, but if you’re going out of your way to sabotage his plans and actually attack and wipe out Legion forces, why would he possibly think you’re going to suddenly start working for him? He doesn’t even offer you any reward or incentive, just “Are you ready to get started?”
guy who thinks he's the smartest man in the world: This random dude with severe brain damage has ruined several critical military operations of mine. I think the best choice is to give him a stern talking to
Most of the Caesar's Legion questline was cut because the devs didn't have enough time to finish it all before the deadline. A lot of content was cut, just in general. Some assets are still in the game's files.
@@PRubin-rh4sr is frankly astonishing given the quality of so called successful equivalents that take years to produce nothing of value in comparison eg. Bethesda Fallout
It's actually impressive that ceaser is able to keep his cool when you're confessing your other crimes. I mean, I get that he did say now would be the time to do it, but come on, those are some pretty big things.
"I'll have my Praetorians cut you to pieces with machetes" Meanwhile, the courier, looking down at their Advanced Power Armor, made to deflect anything short of an anti-tank rifle.
I gave Boone a minigun, had one myself and we went to town in that fort. This has been my worst crime against the legion. Do you think the fine red paste I turned Caesar into using said minigun would forgive me?
Virgin Courier: Ruins weeks of planning and manuevering, just for his own amusment Chad Caesar: Defies Courier's assasination attempt, emerges unscathed from minature nuke detonations, punches his would-be assassin's corpse
I feel like it's times like this when the legion kinda falls apart (on purpose): you're confessing a list of "crimes" to Caesar, and he's acting all unforgiving and powerful; meanwhile you're standing there like "shut the fuck up old man, I might as well be God to you." For everything he can do, the one thing Caesar sucks at is intimidation.
its not really that he sucks at it, its just that since you the player take until mid game to meet him in a normal playthrough assuming you are not rushing you may be level 20 or 30 hell 40 depending on how many side quests you have done. Its more of a meta problem. You know that by the time you even get to Caesar's camp you can probably kill everyone in there (after a few tries) at a average level but that goes for all of the places in the game as well past lvl 20. If he was introduced to you earlier when you are at say lvl 10 he would have the same intimidation factor that Vulpes has when you meet him at Nelson. I will say the VA being a little Blasé doesn't help the case but he does do good.
I have always killed Vulpes instantly despite being level 7 or so at that point, except in evil playthroughs. Eh I mean based playthroughs. I agree he's more intimidating than Caesar compared to the enemies you've encountered up until that part. I also feel like Caesar's throne tent is way too easily accessible. Even a lowlife like motor runner is better set up. I mean the man reigns over Arizona he should have thousands of elite troops preventing you from threatening him.
"If you've committed any other crimes, this is the time to confess them, because after than there will be no forgiveness" "Well, now that you mention it..."
I Remember one of my first NV playthroughs, Me, Boone and Ed-E storming the fort and clearin that mofo. It was prior to me buying the DLC so I hadnt robbed the madre for the gold so it was all basic stuff. It was some of the most fun ive had playing a game lmao
I remember when I first played this game I was gonna do a legion run but then I was conflicted so I chose the Im done option and when Caesar called me a piece of shit I was just like alright baldy now your dying😂. I was able to kill him stupidly easy but then got murdered by all his guards so I reloaded and tried again and died so then I went and got Rex and Boone and it was gr8😂
I love ruining their plans, they threaten me, i leave, then return with all 6 possible companions in power armor, armed with super sledges, and rex, Its beautiful to watch.
The idea of siding with caesar just to troll him over and over is somehow the funniest run
Fallouta monty python
"have you brought news of the Boomers???".
"okay, boomer".
I really can’t believe this is exactly how my first playthrough went without me even trying to do it
I just didn’t understand the game, but the legion irritated me so I left them for the very last to visit. But even then, I tried working for them because XP is XP. Long story short, turns out Caesar isn’t very specific on how to deal with factions, because he began attacking me after I just assassinated the 3rd potential alliance leader in a row
Apparently Mr. Tumour meant that as a last resort, meanwhile I was seeing my quest log simply update. I hadn’t realised how close I was to execution for almost all of the playthrough until he snapped. I even tried talking to him when he had a headache and he just killed me
Personally I think I did a very sufficient job for the circumstances, and his ungratefulness has stuck with me in every playthrough since
@@XXXTENTAClON227if you try to kill your employer for not obeying the orders and he just stands still without any reaction to injury and tries to talk with you it means that it's not you executing him it means that he spares YOU from execution
It reminded me of my idea: i always wanted to do something i called "comedian route" where courier just stops giving a fuck about all that bullshit around him and just makes jokes and doesn't takes anything serious, chooses only sarcastic or funny lines and responds in every dialogue where it's possible, siding with powered gangers only to stab them in the back during the assault on good springs, convinces the guy who thinks he is a ghoul that he is actually a ghoul, making everything possible to piss off every faction as much as possible before meeting them, siding with a legion just to troll Caesar as much as possible and then running away when he tries to execute her, and then proceeds to do the same shit with every other faction. Convinces Benny that she likes him and killing him in his room(i will litteraly choose female character only to do that) . Steals only alcohol in bars and then gets drunk during the fight mostly watching her companions fighting in a distance while proceeding to drink all stolen alcohol and entering a fight only when there is a and actual danger for her companions life and has terrifying presence to spook the shit out of people when it needs or when she finds it funny. Makes cass give up her caravans by winning her in drinking race. She messes around with companions doing stuff they won't appreciate like using drugs in front of Cass, but she is not a jackass she has moral and tries to avoid fighting where it's possible and serves justice towards scum and bastard's of wasteland, she is supportive and helps hwr companions fight with their problems, helping boon make his deal with wife death, telling Raul he should leave the past and move on, convincing Veronica that everything that happens in brotherhood ark isn't her fault and etc.Uuuuhhhhh, what ideas can you give me guys? Share it if you have one
It's so cool the game allows you to roleplay as the cartoon villain's incompetent sidekick
Fallout NV has an incredible amount of choice in it for something that was rushed as quickly as it was.
Many A True Nerd did a whole bunch of runs that were fun to watch. Kill everything, kill no one, beat the game on a single health bar... Good stuff.
Pull a Starscream
Finally, I can roleplay as my favorite Transformer!
To shreds you say?
Low INT unarmed Mimsy Legion run
"Now is the time to confess your crimes"
The Courier: Takes out a scroll that unwinds into a comically long list that rolls out of Caesars tent, through the camp, down to Hoover Dam.
LMAO
@@Kingmakerrr1337 1 hour later.
Caesar barely staying purely by barely restrained rage.
The Courier nears the bottom of the list.
Courier: "Crime 2077: Gave a dozen dog tags I pickpocketed off NCR to stay on your good terms while assassinate everyone in the camp. And finally:"
Caesar perks up.
Courier: "Reverse pickpocketed C4 into everyone's pockets, including yours."
Caesar: "WHAT?!"
Courier: clicks detonator
*BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM!*
Benny: speechless, horrified and covered in Legion blood and viscera.
The Courier: slowly turns to him holding a .45 pistol as the Legion outside the tent die to a minefield placed around the entrance. The screams bellowing like banshees. The flames of the explosions flickering through shrapnel torn holes in the tent, illuminating the Courier's head wear in reflections of fire.
Benny: Panicked shuffling away.
Courier: "Calm yourself." cocks handgun. "As you said, this game was rigged from the start."
*gunshot* hard cut to the Fallout New Vegas logo on black background.
@@PlebNC so badass 😮
vic mackey moment
Goes hard@@PlebNC
“I’ll have my praetorians butcher you in front of me”
Courier: I’ll fuck that plan up too
XD
Underrated comment
Then Caesar being like: “then I.. I will butcher you myself” Courier: I like to see you try 😭😂
hahhaahhaah
I like how the legion is so mad at what you have done that one of them decided to punch your body while you were already dead
it was the Caesar himself xD
@@nvidiaplayMan literally had a small nuclear bomb go off two feet behind where he was sitting and survived
Caesar survived that assassination attempt like Hitler before operation Valkyrie
After apparently surviving a nuclear blast.
@@vsgfilmgroup caesar survived on the power of anger
Threatening someone the exact same way three times in a single conversation is such a 4 IN move
That's not something that a mole rat would do at all.
You mean you don't want to get hacked to pieces by his praetorians in front of him? For his amusement?
Old bald guy moment
@@darkepankakes8302 Joe Biden moment
@@comicnerd101A Rent free
“Too bad the Courier decided to serve the legion, now we’ll have no chance to win the second battle of hoover dam!”
mushroom cloud over the fort
“oh.”
"I never really was on your side!"
NCR: “Oh dude you didn’t want him on our side, genuinely can’t tell if he’s a complete dumbass, or an ingenious asshole…”
...Then they see Ceaser of all people jump out of the tent.
ss13 player spotted
@@fan_of_lizzers
Whiskey, Echo, Whiskey.
Lima, Alpha, Delta
"If you have any other crimes to confess, now's the time."
"...and last but not least, Graham is alive and well, and we kicked the White Legs out of Zion."
*Slow applaud* Bravo.
He may be alive, but I definitely wouldn’t call him “well.”
@@MegaNightmare4 well done
@@MegaNightmare4 More like "better than ever, and the most dangerous he's ever been."
I mean, the very idea that Burned Man lives is a problem for Caesar, as there are maybe 2 or 3 people in the legion who aren't terrified of what Graham is capable of, if they believed he still lived. Caesar himself was rumored to have scouts looking, himself not believing Joshua was dead and fearing what it might bring to his Legion. To most troops, it's only a rumor, because he could never openly admit to his men that Graham yet lives. He forbids troops from speaking his true name with the hope that they will forget him, the man even their own mighty Caesar couldn't extinguish. Ulysses will tell you legates were sent to end him after the burning incident, but didn't try even though they could've gotten him. I personally don't believe that they could, just like I think Ulysses is self-deluded.
And he is just a man. That's what makes him so scary. It's like fate itself wouldn't let him die, left him to live as their greatest threat, just looming... as though the fire of his anger keeps him from passing on. More of a threat as the burned man, than he ever was as Joshua Graham... like a vengeful spirit haunting the Legion. Someone they couldn't stop, someone they pretend doesn't exist anymore. They did him a favor. Treated him like refuse, and in doing so, hatched a living legend. A man kept alive only by rage is a fearsome thing indeed.
@@differentbutsimilar7893 My dude he has no skin
Man walks up to the ceasar, and willingly confesses his insubordination
"Die coward!"
He will forgive you if you confess all your crimes at once. Leaving anything out or committing more crimes will make him mad at you.
Honesty isn't the same thing as bravery. Defying orders to cause your side to loose, that's cowardly. Blowing yourself up, also cowardly. So yeah, coward is right.
@@overkall1691Okay but he didn't have to go to the tent to account for his "crimes".
@@batrachian149that was just one last "fuck you" to caesar before comitting the ultimate sacrifice to blow him up
@@maestrofeli4259 Ye, that's my point.
Caesar: Allow me to make this clear.
Courier: The game was rigged from the start.
*Courier* *pulls* *out* *a* *mini* *nuke*
Yet Caesar didn't die from that lmao
@@nguyenquyetthang1326He could eat a nuke but not a tumor
@@Circ00mspicewell yeah I bet tumors taste awful
@@Circ00mspice And the tumor grew 3 times that day
Doesn't RADIATION cause tumors? If so then he has an immunity to nuclear radiation.
DAMMMN he survived a nuke and punched your lifeless corpse for good measure, that auto doc sure does wonders.
@Falkriim Brain tumor Premium + for 9.99/minute you can feel excruciating pain of constant migraines and awful headaches 24/7 as well as the constant imbalance of blood pressure in ones' own mind.
Fun fact: the standing up animation makes NPCs immortal! This is the reason why caesar wasn't turned into a fine red mist
into a WHAT
@@dominoshitposts8992A FINE RED MIST
@@dominoshitposts8992Goodbye
**banger electric guitar solo in the background**
@@mewdoesstuff Project Moon brain rot
For an unforgiving tyrant, caeser sure gives you a lot of second chances.
he isnt that much of a tyrant if u just nit a betrayer or tribal he let towns live aslong they pay tribute his slave army is only made of peoples who are violent unreceemable psychoapth tribes he is trying to rehabilitate
its almost as if he is grooming you to be his heir
@@kazumazu3632 this would make sense since he is trying replicate ceaser , ceasers death dint case a colapse in the empire it boirthed it when his nephew was named his heir his nephew forged the empire
@@kazumazu3632it's crazy to me most people don't notice this
@@jacobwhitley3767 I never noticed this. I and many other people likely simply thought Caesar was being an outrageously arrogant but amusing idiot in trusting a Courier who actively sabotaged every single push for conquest. I mean a normal person wouldn't think to trust someone who's been positively identified as your saboteur.
I love how this makes the Courier look like a total goofus who accidentally sabotages the Legion at every turn. Especially when dragging Big Sal up to Caesar like a kid who just knocked over an expensive vase.
"Sorry Boss, it happened again."
I'm imagining the low intelligence runs in Fallout 1 &2 "Sorry cezar, me no think good."
@@ajsouza3720 1 INT Courier is so stupid - he thinks Vulpes is an actual fox
I more got "Stupid dog dragging the corpse of one of master's chickens to master's feet to show off" vibes
I had no idea you could confess a list of crimes
He asked me once and despite having committed all of these I didn't have the option. Bug perhaps
@@dynguskhan I got my playthrough ruined because of this bug :( This was my "last" and full new vegas playthrough, all quests done, all dlc done, lvl 50, and i wanted to once in my life finish the game with Ceasar, but because of this bug i simply cannot confess in crimes and then Ceasar automaticly got mad after i told him that i already took care of Brotherhood of Steel, although the only thing that i did wrong is dealing with Omerta. Had to end the game with Yesman
It's pretty hilarious if you think about it.
"You get one chance, right here and now, to confess all your crimes. After this, it's the death penalty."
(Courier spends the next 6 hours reciting darkest secrets in chronological order)
"Are you done, Profligate?"
"No, that takes us up to the age when I learned how to play with myself and before I learned what to do with it. We've still got hours to go."
Troll courier route: Every mission Caesar sends you on proceed to kill, betray, or make them work for the NCR.
Just making it so he wipes out all his enemies in one fell swoop is all.
To be fair, Caesar can't enslave the Mojave if there is no one left living there.
Caesar can't take a few harmless little jokes. What a chump!
Ikr, what a boomer
common edward sallow L
So real, what a Hegelian dialectic obsessed loser
Wearing the jailhouse rocker to rock the world one last time. This is what makes Legion fanboys slaves, and us, kings.
>Wear-ACK!
@@TheRealSkulldozer even in this entirely unrelated place, the 'arty lives on.
@@TheRealSkulldozer >greentexting on youtube
@@ButtonMasherReal>getting pissy because someone used a text format in a place your autistic mind didn't approve of it
@@arturnicaciodeandrade9861 'tube gem. Hwabag
“Praetorians, kill him!”
“NOT IF I KILL ME FIRST!”
The way it just starts out dragging Big Sal's corpse in front of Caesar like a dog bringing in some critter from the back yard.
Im just imagining The courier pulling out a comically large book containing every crime they've committed to the legion and placing it in the middle of the tent and grabbing some ladders and reading it from the top to bottom
They pull out a scroll and it unravels all the way out the door of the tent
Caesar can't take a joke, but he can take a nuke
ah yes, the "it's just a prank" run
Ceasar it was just a prank bro!
I'd imagine ED-E would be the Couriers camera in this prank channel.
Bro is even wearing a King's outfit while undermining Caesar, truly based
Courier: 'Bet your sweet bippy I did'
"You leave my sweet bippy out of this!"
"Confessing all your crimes" my backside, he never confessed about the monorail!
Yeah but he did equip the bomb FROM the monorail right in front of Caesar which kinda gets the point across lmao
@@kevinsips3658isn't the bomb from the gra add on? I thought you can't actually take the bomb from the monorail
It’s so funny how they set Caesar up as this brutal tyrant who kills anyone who so much as disappoints him, burns his best general alive just for losing a battle…and then you come in after actively destroying the Legion’s efforts multiple times and he’s like “Well…don’t do it again, ok?”
You can really feel the writing creaking under the strain of not locking you out of questlines.
I was thinking: damn, Caesar is actually a very forgiving guy.
He said he'd forgive you, and he's a man of his word.
Instant regret, of course.
You could argue on the other hand, keeping the Courier around, even if they are a fuck up at times, does more good to keep them out of NCR/Yes Man/House's hands, since you're arguably the most pivotal person in the entire Mojave.
In the eyes of Caesar this guy is just one of the most capable and resourceful men of the Mojave, yeah he did bad things to the legion, but the Legion didn't even approach him till that moment, so that's why he forgives all. In the end it doesn't matter if you ruined his petty plans, you are still the key piece that would help him to conquer the whole region.
@@marcosnore8763 Ok, but if you’re going out of your way to sabotage his plans and actually attack and wipe out Legion forces, why would he possibly think you’re going to suddenly start working for him? He doesn’t even offer you any reward or incentive, just “Are you ready to get started?”
At least you didn’t beat Caesar with a rolling pin this time.
Is…Is that Rick Ashley? 1:58
“If you have any other crimes to confess, now is the time.”
“I’ve got a little list~ I’ve got a little list~”
Courier really return to sender
0:47 that cut to mini nuking Nelson had me dying 😂
He's not angry just disappointed 😅
“You’re not killing them yourself Mcnulty, at least assure me of that.”
"Your a cunts hair away from an indictment McNulty" lmfao I just realized this was the va 😂
guy who thinks he's the smartest man in the world: This random dude with severe brain damage has ruined several critical military operations of mine. I think the best choice is to give him a stern talking to
"i may or may not have took part in the sudden, nuclear disappearance of dry wells"
The amount of effort that went into an unfinished faction
is what? Can't you complete the sentence?
@@PRubin-rh4sr Bro I su ck at English and even I can understand that sentence
Most of the Caesar's Legion questline was cut because the devs didn't have enough time to finish it all before the deadline.
A lot of content was cut, just in general. Some assets are still in the game's files.
I love that the writing for this game is so good that its still played and talked about years later.
@@PRubin-rh4sr is frankly astonishing given the quality of so called successful equivalents that take years to produce nothing of value in comparison eg. Bethesda Fallout
“Permission to give the legion their bomb back?”
...permission granted.
Caesar didn't put enough postage on the bomb, so the Courier is just "return to sender".
>Courier no-clips through the second battle of hoover dam, luckily dodging projectiles with mere picoseconds’ accuracy while The Last Spartan plays
“For what purpose, Courier?”
“To detonate it right in Caesar’s face.”
“Permission granted.”
It's actually impressive that ceaser is able to keep his cool when you're confessing your other crimes. I mean, I get that he did say now would be the time to do it, but come on, those are some pretty big things.
"Die, coward!" he says to the guy holding a nuclear bomb in his bare hands.
"I'll have my Praetorians cut you to pieces with machetes"
Meanwhile, the courier, looking down at their Advanced Power Armor, made to deflect anything short of an anti-tank rifle.
The surprise ending of the Courier wearing a Kings outfit 😂
The cutaways always get me 😂
reminder that Caesar had Joshua Graham set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon simply for losing one battle
My hc is that Joshua working for the legion was exactly like the player in this sceneario
I gave Boone a minigun, had one myself and we went to town in that fort.
This has been my worst crime against the legion. Do you think the fine red paste I turned Caesar into using said minigun would forgive me?
I like how throughout all the war crimes you commit small and large he still thinks his guards would have any chance.
Caesar really went "mods, kill this man"
I'm just amazed that you managed to get Sal's body into the tent
Virgin Courier: Ruins weeks of planning and manuevering, just for his own amusment
Chad Caesar: Defies Courier's assasination attempt, emerges unscathed from minature nuke detonations, punches his would-be assassin's corpse
Tge chair saved Ceizure
@@2-bit567I love seizure's luncheon
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@@2-bit567 "Ceizure" is crazy
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I thought it was funny at the time
True to Caesar
I feel like it's times like this when the legion kinda falls apart (on purpose): you're confessing a list of "crimes" to Caesar, and he's acting all unforgiving and powerful; meanwhile you're standing there like "shut the fuck up old man, I might as well be God to you."
For everything he can do, the one thing Caesar sucks at is intimidation.
its not really that he sucks at it, its just that since you the player take until mid game to meet him in a normal playthrough assuming you are not rushing you may be level 20 or 30 hell 40 depending on how many side quests you have done.
Its more of a meta problem. You know that by the time you even get to Caesar's camp you can probably kill everyone in there (after a few tries) at a average level but that goes for all of the places in the game as well past lvl 20. If he was introduced to you earlier when you are at say lvl 10 he would have the same intimidation factor that Vulpes has when you meet him at Nelson.
I will say the VA being a little Blasé doesn't help the case but he does do good.
@@SpookyScarySkeletor vulpes isnt that hard to kill at level 5, at that point id have around 30 sticks of dynamite from powder gangers lmao
I have always killed Vulpes instantly despite being level 7 or so at that point, except in evil playthroughs. Eh I mean based playthroughs. I agree he's more intimidating than Caesar compared to the enemies you've encountered up until that part. I also feel like Caesar's throne tent is way too easily accessible. Even a lowlife like motor runner is better set up. I mean the man reigns over Arizona he should have thousands of elite troops preventing you from threatening him.
@@afz902kwhat does based mean?
@@zeikers It is said of that which has a base either physically or conceptually, such as a computer screen or fascism
The mini nuke cutscene at Nelson was a real nice touch.
“WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, WHAT IS SUDOKU?”
it's even more fun if you do everything before you kill benny.
“Confess all crimes”
*skips the monorail bomb part”
Caesar survived a close proximity Mini Nuke? What a Hardass!
Angry enough that even a small nuclear explosion couldn't stop him from hitting your already dead body.
Ceasar: "That a mini-nuke? You should've brought a full sized one!" [Punches the Courier's corpse].
"If you've committed any other crimes, this is the time to confess them, because after than there will be no forgiveness"
"Well, now that you mention it..."
*Farts*
"PRAETORIANS TO ME"
"Wait what?"
"So about that monorail bomb."
Just when you thought 1000 hours in and you're done exploring everything 😔
The fact that he blew himself up and killed basically EVERYONE except Caesar says a lot about the courier's abilities
Caesar was so mad and disappointed even a nuke didn't drop him.
I had no idea you could do this, that is unbelievably funny
Ah yes, the self-defense nuke.
the crazy part is at least one praetorian survived that
That was Caesar himself
Nahhhh the edit of you killing the legionnaires after he mentions it made me laugh so hard
It seems like Caesar shouldn't be so forgiving. Part of the point of the yesman ending is to act as a failsafe incase you piss off everyone else.
The Kings outfit is such a fun detail
The courier: I hunt Caesars legion for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack.
The baby punch at the end 😂😂😂
New Vegas surprises me every time lmao
Are you dressed as Rick Astley
This games deserved a remake imagine how much more content and options they could have had if development wasn't rushed
I would play double preorder price for that.
I'm a mailman. You've been served. Deal with it
Dude role playing as nazi Donald Duck just fumbling the bad guys into failure is great
I love how despite everyone is dead and your definitely long gone dead. Cesar still ran up to atleast "paw at you" once.
I never actually hear Caesar talks till now since 10+ years of playing NV i must please Boone
this guy sure loves his praetorians!
“I am a generous god.”
The Nelson attack scared me, and then the fight at Caesar camp made me laugh, haha.
Caesar: Who else are you working for?
Courier: Joe momma
Caesar: You are forgiven
Caesar: PRAETORIANS TO ME
The courier be like "I will take you out together with me then!" 🤣🤣🤣
it’s funny how much he lets you get away with while going “next time is the LAST TIME i swear”
0:46 lol 😅
I love how he just straight up survives a nuke to the face
Hey Ceasar, I want to show you this really neat trick the super mutants taught me!
I Remember one of my first NV playthroughs, Me, Boone and Ed-E storming the fort and clearin that mofo. It was prior to me buying the DLC so I hadnt robbed the madre for the gold so it was all basic stuff. It was some of the most fun ive had playing a game lmao
Bro became a super mutant svicider.
The slow mo dog sound has me dead
Caesar the surprisingly lenient
Courier in the kings outfit does a little trolling
I remember when I first played this game I was gonna do a legion run but then I was conflicted so I chose the Im done option and when Caesar called me a piece of shit I was just like alright baldy now your dying😂. I was able to kill him stupidly easy but then got murdered by all his guards so I reloaded and tried again and died so then I went and got Rex and Boone and it was gr8😂
What makes this 1000x funnier is that Caesar survived the nuke grenade but the courier and all the other praetorians didn’t
Bro hit him with the Islamic special at the end 😂
Hey… If I was forced to be Caesar’s tool, I’d do the same thing.
I love ruining their plans, they threaten me, i leave, then return with all 6 possible companions in power armor, armed with super sledges, and rex, Its beautiful to watch.
Bro didnt even successfully sacrifice him ToT
I think he wants his Praetorians to maim you if you don’t do what he says
I love the fact after all that Caesar is still alive 😂😂😂😂😂
Caesar being unironically the most forgiving Character in Fallout
the fact that caesar survives the bomb