Awkward moments at Minecon 2012 (audio warning

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  • @JohnSmith-rd4kv
    @JohnSmith-rd4kv 7 років тому +8173

    He happily took that 2 billion from Microsoft thinking "No more fucking Minecon"

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 7 років тому +249

      Is minecraft a criminal offense in Iraq?

    • @JohnSmith-rd4kv
      @JohnSmith-rd4kv 7 років тому +231

      yes

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 7 років тому +4

      Chickens Gaming what?

    • @leodebatin2667
      @leodebatin2667 7 років тому +2

      The Iraq Government if I had 2 billion dollars I would give 1 billion dollars to schools.

    • @dylh2967
      @dylh2967 7 років тому +15

      Leo Debatin dude fuck schools. give it to charity or to a hospital and cure cancer ya dumb fuck

  • @emil2321
    @emil2321 6 років тому +3079

    1. Clicks video
    2. Starts video
    3. First few seconds "do you even lift broh"
    4. Leaves video.

    • @druidofthefang
      @druidofthefang 6 років тому +46

      YOLO

    • @FillepilleRille
      @FillepilleRille 5 років тому +24

      You liar, you wrote this comment aswell.

    • @rk3340
      @rk3340 5 років тому +1

      Stolen

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 років тому +2

      Pretty much. I can't even watch these, even though I want to... they're just too much.

    • @kassuboi8824
      @kassuboi8824 5 років тому +5

      I know memes

  • @BojackatronHorsemaniac
    @BojackatronHorsemaniac 7 років тому +6603

    Clicks on video
    "Do you even lift brah?"
    Dies inside

  • @schoob4822
    @schoob4822 5 років тому +4639

    "I don't believe in God, I believe in Notch." Had to take a break after that one.

    • @DeltaKR7
      @DeltaKR7 5 років тому +89

      absolutely incredible all of those things are good tho

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 років тому +16

      @@aegisfate117 I don't need a god to tell me those things.

    • @SlickMcClick
      @SlickMcClick 5 років тому +96

      @@DeltaKR7 based and redpilled

    • @gfg31000
      @gfg31000 4 роки тому +55

      I cant stand this cringe

    • @MG-ql8sg
      @MG-ql8sg 4 роки тому +15

      @@PeacefulJoint yes you do. Cringe and Un-godpilled

  • @orioloop
    @orioloop 7 років тому +4509

    CaptainSparklez looks like he's suffering every single second

    • @LowFlyer
      @LowFlyer 7 років тому +257

      KalakGamer i legit think he is

    • @tuckerlacey9909
      @tuckerlacey9909 7 років тому +150

      KalakGamer I would too if I was forced to do the stuff he had to do poor soul

    • @NoName-yp9wk
      @NoName-yp9wk 7 років тому +228

      KalakGamer because he doesn't want to be apart of this cancerous community anymore but it pays

    • @cholla5688
      @cholla5688 7 років тому +76

      I would of took my own life after the gangnam style

    • @duckcluck123
      @duckcluck123 7 років тому +165

      well hes suffering for insane amounts of money

  • @Tom-yu2ur
    @Tom-yu2ur 7 років тому +3258

    at least they didnt dab back then

  • @TheRealmOfTF
    @TheRealmOfTF 7 років тому +2941

    I love how this one guy comes up on the stage and starts advertising charity

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 7 років тому +52

      Twisted Films ikr

    • @arielparada9624
      @arielparada9624 7 років тому +224

      Twisted Films charity shaming hurts all of us

    • @oujof4415
      @oujof4415 7 років тому +99

      Twisted Films I can't believe my fucking eyes
      this french tibet and THEN 'minecraft style' I'm dying

    • @WhiteJesusMM
      @WhiteJesusMM 7 років тому +7

      Hello? Mic check mic check

    • @averagedrummer8939
      @averagedrummer8939 7 років тому +137

      Twisted Films let's be honest Stefan, you're not from the UK are you

  • @deathknigt3000
    @deathknigt3000 4 роки тому +2156

    "Do you even lift, brah?"
    "No. YOLO."
    "Alright, thanks."
    *Oblivion NPC Dialogue*

  • @maartenvanweeren3439
    @maartenvanweeren3439 7 років тому +1795

    Is it normal to have suicidal thoughts even before it started

  • @carlmarker9257
    @carlmarker9257 7 років тому +1545

    spending my time in the comments because this is hard to watch

  • @iPaperMade
    @iPaperMade 8 років тому +3197

    This is why Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft.

    • @k0dlak
      @k0dlak 8 років тому +27

      1. He doesn't work on it anymore, 2. He doesn't make as much money of it, as mods are taking over, and 3. He's go a fuckton of money by selling it.

    • @patricklynch-brown3911
      @patricklynch-brown3911 8 років тому +132

      +Posides i bet you went to minecon

    • @k0dlak
      @k0dlak 8 років тому +6

      NoHaxJustDDos _ Yeah I did so what? My friend bought me a ticket for my birthday, so I couldn't really say no, and it was a lot of fun. You're just jelous...

    • @diocane592
      @diocane592 8 років тому +117

      lol what a loser

    • @Masquesystemsltd
      @Masquesystemsltd 8 років тому +71

      +Posides What are you doing here? How old are you?

  • @mememaster1395
    @mememaster1395 5 років тому +2316

    I lost it when captain sparkles did a backflip and the person recording it earraped the mic

    • @supernovamimosa
      @supernovamimosa 4 роки тому +49

      Meme Master that was great

    • @auri9972
      @auri9972 4 роки тому +89

      ...
      ...
      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @joshabbley4179
      @joshabbley4179 4 роки тому +44

      I took a break after that

    • @driffbro3380
      @driffbro3380 4 роки тому +61

      Followed by the epic gangnam style.

    • @Sithedd
      @Sithedd 3 роки тому +1

      They are surely a P R O F E S S I O N A L

  • @xxerbexx
    @xxerbexx 7 років тому +2559

    this is soooo painfulll aah...

    • @koboldengineering7687
      @koboldengineering7687 7 років тому +6

      xxerbexx It's... Aah.

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 7 років тому +26

      I love how the kid asks what's your favorite mine craft UA-camr, but he can't answer cause he's not part of the autistic fan base. The suffering that they had to go through too dealing with the masses

    • @koboldengineering7687
      @koboldengineering7687 7 років тому +1

      0:56

    • @therudepotatochip8633
      @therudepotatochip8633 7 років тому

      xxerbexx lol whatcha doin here

    • @MasterlazorX
      @MasterlazorX 7 років тому +2

      But this is NOTHING compared to let's say... Minecon 2016.

  • @lachlanu3070
    @lachlanu3070 5 років тому +2019

    "Do you even lift"
    "No YOLO" *shrugs shoulders*
    Its like they were competing to be cringier than each other.

  • @yhoealfianda145
    @yhoealfianda145 7 років тому +1280

    that dude who asked about charity looked at them trhough their soul

    • @SpadesEISL
      @SpadesEISL 7 років тому +6

      Grow TV lmao

    • @omgwtfbbq1997
      @omgwtfbbq1997 7 років тому +228

      Did he say that he spent 2000 dollars to get there, and was asking notch to give him 2 grand for charity? what a hypocrite lol

    • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
      @juanmanuelcorrea7673 7 років тому +87

      That wasn't what he said. He actually made a good analogy. He wasn't asking for money, he was putting them in perspective :)

    • @omgwtfbbq1997
      @omgwtfbbq1997 7 років тому +160

      Except he did ask for money ("what are you willing to give back to the kids?"), maybe he wasn't asking for 2 G's. At the same time, he said that he spent that much to go to Minecon, when it could've gone to the orphans. I'm not saying he should only donate his money to charity, but its an awkward position for that guy to put himself in.

    • @bigdood8851
      @bigdood8851 7 років тому +6

      omgwtfbbq Child, stop arguing, you are just wrong.

  • @DerpTS
    @DerpTS 4 роки тому +1792

    "will you ever add sharks with lasers"
    jeb: *proceeds to mock him*
    2 years later : mojang adds guardians

  • @slimmy9870
    @slimmy9870 7 років тому +294

    "Are you driving your Ferrari to work or?"
    "I don't have a driving license"

  • @Bizzozeron
    @Bizzozeron 8 років тому +653

    The guy with the microphone walking around I think did a great job. He knew his job was cheesy as fuck and he owned it.

    • @simonkeane
      @simonkeane 8 років тому +31

      That's Danny O' Dwyer! :D

    • @Strephen
      @Strephen 8 років тому +4

      nobody cares about how much his twitter triggers you, dipshit

    • @stiglarsen543
      @stiglarsen543 Рік тому

      Truee

  • @AwfulWaffle8474
    @AwfulWaffle8474 6 років тому +1109

    "do you even lift brah"......right out of the gate Crowbat.

  • @t.callope4160
    @t.callope4160 5 років тому +452

    1:51 "It's all about community and friendship"
    I don't know but I'm getting a weird murderous vibe from him.

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 роки тому +15

      Dude had his fill of Escargot that night

    • @wileymanful
      @wileymanful 3 роки тому +7

      Felt oddly sexual

    • @lnfreeman
      @lnfreeman 3 роки тому +6

      Having seen Danny O'Dwyer do other things, I'd guess he was aware how cringy his attempting to cover this event was going to be from the get go and just went with it. (He shouldn't have grabbed random kids without asking first though.)

    • @knght97
      @knght97 2 роки тому

      Did you notice the shape of the mic? Looks like a dick

  • @steiins4981
    @steiins4981 6 років тому +2197

    _what is under ur hat???_
    *A lack of hair*

    • @goradully4923
      @goradully4923 5 років тому +130

      He looked so depressed saying that

    • @TakaoSenpai
      @TakaoSenpai 4 роки тому

      M M no

    • @literallyme2071
      @literallyme2071 4 роки тому +6

      Ask Jens

    • @VieleGuteFahrer
      @VieleGuteFahrer 4 роки тому +1

      *„Sanks“*

    • @klimpomp
      @klimpomp 3 роки тому +9

      One of the few people that acted like an actual human being it seems. Like sure it wasn't the best question but at least I didn't pull a muscle cringing into a ball.

  • @lazarusmagellan2367
    @lazarusmagellan2367 7 років тому +712

    billions of years of evolution has led up to this

    • @lazarusmagellan2367
      @lazarusmagellan2367 6 років тому +7

      ooh what a roast from quite an obviously well educated individual

    • @beejor
      @beejor 6 років тому +16

      Try explaining this to a kid living in 1912. "So what do you guys do for fun in 2012?" "Well, we film ourselves dressing like tomboys and playing with fake blocks, while repeating the same jokes endlessly. Then we broadcast all that to get virtual points called views and likes."

    • @t.m.m.8137
      @t.m.m.8137 6 років тому

      Nothing will go past this.

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 6 років тому +2

      to the capability of literally creating our own worlds?
      or a bouch of weirdos in a place that probably smells like feet and a carcass of a whale?

    • @Themboys22
      @Themboys22 5 років тому +1

      Lazarus Magellan “Do you even lift bra?”

  • @biggiesmalls6316
    @biggiesmalls6316 7 років тому +634

    "No, yolo. I know memes."
    -Notch 2012

    • @tullyf3783
      @tullyf3783 7 років тому +9

      Fatass millionare

    • @3layerdipstack726
      @3layerdipstack726 7 років тому

      x aggreed.

    • @AR-rk9nn
      @AR-rk9nn 7 років тому +13

      awildleonard *fatass billionare

    • @maxmustermann7652
      @maxmustermann7652 7 років тому +11

      Best reaction he could have had.

    • @Oscylot88
      @Oscylot88 6 років тому +1

      It kinda seems like he said yolo to make fun of it, but hell, I don't know

  • @gregturkington6330
    @gregturkington6330 5 років тому +738

    4:30 a guy holding a troll face picture on his phone

  • @PureFlakes
    @PureFlakes 8 років тому +358

    Just when you think it can't get any worse, it fucking does.

    • @HeezerHD
      @HeezerHD 8 років тому +10

      Red hat guy

    • @ppleater
      @ppleater 8 років тому

      +Heezer omg I can't with him...

    • @ANTISHMETTT
      @ANTISHMETTT 8 років тому

      +Heezer aahaahahahhahaah oh shittttr5tttttt

    • @LeanChickens
      @LeanChickens 8 років тому +1

      It's called 2013. Minecon 2013.

  • @notoverwatch6991
    @notoverwatch6991 7 років тому +830

    It's like working at a special school except nobody learns anything.

    • @yinpinglo2855
      @yinpinglo2855 7 років тому +17

      You dont learn from schools anyway

    • @nathancardon233
      @nathancardon233 7 років тому

      +Yin ping Lo oh rly?

    • @necrojohnny1646
      @necrojohnny1646 7 років тому +2

      Silvery DoorStop Clearly school didn't teach you how to spell the word 'really', so it can't be all that great.

    • @nathancardon233
      @nathancardon233 7 років тому

      Hang on you're serious ?

    • @nathancardon233
      @nathancardon233 7 років тому

      You're really thinking that i was serious ?

  • @Knapperoni
    @Knapperoni 8 років тому +1485

    "I know memes"

    • @milosniffer5293
      @milosniffer5293 7 років тому +219

      no yolo

    • @imstupid9027
      @imstupid9027 7 років тому +3

      IAMSOSTUPD this comment is stupid but I think you're my brother

    • @imstupid9027
      @imstupid9027 7 років тому +1

      IAMSOSTUPD Yes brother.
      Jesus lord the prophecy is being fulfilled,we meet once again.

    • @nihlus9589
      @nihlus9589 7 років тому

      It's a meme you dip

    • @imstupid9027
      @imstupid9027 7 років тому

      Yes brother!

  • @tuna-gunk
    @tuna-gunk 5 років тому +1416

    "j'aime la France" just means "I love France" lol

    • @tuna-gunk
      @tuna-gunk 5 років тому +7

      @Roy Sunshine uh, nope

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 4 роки тому +66

      It means, "France likes BUTT CHEEKS" GOT EM.

    • @seanc.2439
      @seanc.2439 4 роки тому +26

      Seth Wellington yes, how dare he not know french!

    • @dyarx9464
      @dyarx9464 4 роки тому +10

      @@tuna-gunk tu fais pitié gros c'était une blague

    • @titularhero
      @titularhero 4 роки тому +23

      Technically its just 'I like France' if we being pedantic

  • @blitzandgoo
    @blitzandgoo 8 років тому +2443

    I feel so bad for notch. He makes a actually cool game that starts a whole new section of games, but the fuckin community is horrible. If i was him i wouldnt even think about going anywhere near these things.

    • @Quaker763
      @Quaker763 8 років тому +217

      He doesn't anymore...
      Now I see why, jesus christ..

    • @ueity5900
      @ueity5900 8 років тому +51

      Just FNaF, a nice good game (my opinion lel) but the fucking fanbase is complete hell

    • @LilDrFiz
      @LilDrFiz 8 років тому +64

      And I thought Undertale had a shitty fanbase. Minecraft is like x100 times worse.

    • @roflmaolej3991
      @roflmaolej3991 8 років тому +18

      yeah I feel so sorry for him.. all that money the poor bastard.

    • @jimee995
      @jimee995 8 років тому +26

      No Undertale is still ass.

  • @graceg3782
    @graceg3782 7 років тому +374

    "Uh I don't have a driver's license"

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 5 років тому +8

      "Do you even lift bro?"

    • @TyDidItTWICE
      @TyDidItTWICE 5 років тому +9

      AudioGardenSlave no, yolo..?

    • @acunt
      @acunt 5 років тому +5

      @@TyDidItTWICE I know memes

    • @TyDidItTWICE
      @TyDidItTWICE 5 років тому +3

      @@acunt *Smiles awkwardly*

  • @ZincDrinker
    @ZincDrinker 8 років тому +693

    Couldn't even make it past the first second, this is going to be a hard one.

    •  8 років тому +7

      +Bleach Drinker Same here brah

    • @Infradead
      @Infradead 8 років тому +24

      +Bleach Drinker I literally just paused it on his stupid face and came down here to say the exact same thing.

    • @nocomment9532
      @nocomment9532 8 років тому

      +Bleach Drinker Indeed, my penis is literally touching the ceiling.

    • @Redarkyz
      @Redarkyz 8 років тому

      +Bleach Drinker I hear that the sales for bleach have risen in the past few years. Now I can see why.

    • @COOLOD1
      @COOLOD1 8 років тому +2

      "Pfft, I know memes!"

  • @danielmcfarland-lawson6477
    @danielmcfarland-lawson6477 5 років тому +547

    10:43 *thought it was actually heartwarming--sees nexts seconds of the video* -I’ve lost faith in humanity
    -______-

  • @sharkymcshark3392
    @sharkymcshark3392 7 років тому +336

    That part with the guy from the charity was so fucking hard to watch. I genuinely feel bad for notch, no other panel at any other convention has to put up with this kind of bullshit.

    • @Nitro_553
      @Nitro_553 7 років тому +8

      Sharky McShark I know. If he said no that dude would probably cry, and that audience would have most likely yelled out "BOOO"

    • @lauranm2k939
      @lauranm2k939 2 роки тому +3

      Idk why but this comment makes this video a million times funnier

  • @ewan4449
    @ewan4449 8 років тому +525

    If I was notch I would be so embarrassed. I'd be like "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO THE WORLD"

    • @ewan4449
      @ewan4449 8 років тому +1

      +Utah Hutah Yeah probably

    • @spoodurmin9742
      @spoodurmin9742 8 років тому +12

      He said on Twitter "I regret making minecraft."

    • @ewan4449
      @ewan4449 8 років тому +3

      Peter Parké Did he?!?!

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth 7 років тому +15

      If I was Notch, I'd be too busy rolling around in the money pit I had installed in my mansion to care what happens to the world I helped destroy.

  • @boeresglake3105
    @boeresglake3105 6 років тому +570

    8:20 when the kid takes his beanie off. “Do you know who I am?”

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 років тому +64

      I take it that kid has a minecraft youtube channel... every fuckwit and their weird uncle made one back in the early 2010's because it was the new hotness. Furby/pokemon cards/tickle me elmo of it's day.

    • @heheitor
      @heheitor 5 років тому +100

      That menacing "have a nice day" though

    • @rgkong8783
      @rgkong8783 4 роки тому +6

      HeitorX he sounded so mad xD

    • @vessioem
      @vessioem 4 роки тому +3

      @@heheitor "It will be your last."

    • @deepfriedpotato9668
      @deepfriedpotato9668 4 роки тому

      A supervillain in the making

  • @jacobfenton5476
    @jacobfenton5476 2 роки тому +91

    He wasn’t lying about 5:45. Almost blew my ear drums out 💀

  • @eelkewestra9487
    @eelkewestra9487 7 років тому +297

    See how the players back then were around 16 17 years old instead of 6 years old

    • @thanasishim
      @thanasishim 7 років тому +3

      Eelke Westra Funny shit. No.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 7 років тому +2

      Eelke Westra Random middle aged people as well.

    • @Gonzas97
      @Gonzas97 7 років тому +19

      But they were cringe anyway.

    • @ivysinistra
      @ivysinistra 6 років тому +1

      I was playing Alpha back at 7 years old. i remember when the Halloween update dropped and being scared of torches eventually dying out.

    • @jacobself6046
      @jacobself6046 6 років тому

      Still cringey

  • @fico8400
    @fico8400 5 років тому +3710

    A nice condom ad! Really inspiring!

    • @rohitshanker2110
      @rohitshanker2110 5 років тому +7

      😂

    • @fleshyindividual3220
      @fleshyindividual3220 5 років тому +40

      its relevant given the context of the video

    • @saltyslug2637
      @saltyslug2637 5 років тому +9

      Ads are based on your google and youtube searches

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 5 років тому +6

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

    • @fouilt
      @fouilt 4 роки тому +10

      Salty Spaniard big woosh

  • @benjaminborkowski12
    @benjaminborkowski12 7 років тому +554

    Why is it that everytime i see Minecon vieos, the people who ask question can't speak loud and clear? Everytime they sound like,,Could you add afnmnnnmnnnmn?"

    • @scottyben191
      @scottyben191 7 років тому +150

      lml probably bc most of them are introverts. Kinda feel bad for the fuckers

    • @ibiza1290
      @ibiza1290 7 років тому +34

      UPinSmoke 23 Being introverted doesn't mean you have a speech impediment with the Tism.

    • @FourLetterGT
      @FourLetterGT 7 років тому

      +ibiza1290 you're an idiot

    • @ibiza1290
      @ibiza1290 7 років тому +8

      SW(is)M So are you.

    • @despeinado340
      @despeinado340 7 років тому +4

      I think I few of them weren't native english speakers

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme 3 роки тому +94

    Instead of self-harming, I just return to this video every year.

    • @katsu558
      @katsu558 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly, I don't know what's worse.

    • @Rx_Sqx
      @Rx_Sqx 3 роки тому

      Return to 2013 minecon videos… they are the most cringiest ones out they are!

  • @CousinBowling
    @CousinBowling 6 років тому +877

    3:30 wow wtf what an inappropriate thing to spring on someone. He's so used to peddling his "charity" he has the emotional talking points ready.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 4 роки тому +213

      Did you see his eyes? You saw them right

    • @jibjub2121
      @jibjub2121 4 роки тому +261

      Yeah dude was a creep.

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 4 роки тому +460

      “For me to fly here and pay for food and a room (and also buy merch) I could have fed a handful of orphans for 6 months! But I didn’t... Will you?”

    • @beruni777
      @beruni777 4 роки тому +329

      dude is such a phony he's saying he's from the UK with his big ass french accent

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +151

      @@merces47letifer4 Dude looks like he's suffering from withdrawal and took out some frustration by wasting everyone's time

  • @benjaminwaltman6841
    @benjaminwaltman6841 7 років тому +347

    ya know, compared to minecon 13-15, these actually aren't that bad. Most of the questions are just normal questions with slight speech impediments. No dedicated wam (at least not in the panels)

    • @benjaminwaltman6841
      @benjaminwaltman6841 7 років тому +40

      and the memes were even less cancerous. What a difference 5 years makes.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 7 років тому +23

      Benjamin Waltman the con went from slightly autistic to cancerous over the course of three years.

    • @JigglesBunny
      @JigglesBunny 6 років тому +16

      Benjamin Waltman
      You did see the four Gangnam Style dances, right?
      Give me the kid from Bad Santa asking about “wam” requirements over that shit or the charity beggar any day of the week.

    • @sirtacomaster5978
      @sirtacomaster5978 6 років тому

      xFEARx Darkness yea but back then it was cool if you danced to it now it's retarded

    • @jasonpn
      @jasonpn 6 років тому

      Benjamin Waltman a

  • @GigaTrope
    @GigaTrope 7 років тому +345

    Doctors have discovered a new way of detecting autism...

    • @ilikeboltthrower4119
      @ilikeboltthrower4119 7 років тому +11

      Marz10 we will soon be weaponizing the autism

    • @cuff1747
      @cuff1747 7 років тому +4

      Marz10 DO YOU PLAY MINECRAFT

  • @manic1x
    @manic1x 4 роки тому +222

    11:27 Imagine if that kid secretly wrote Revenge.

    • @SquidPickles808
      @SquidPickles808 3 роки тому +9

      Conspiracy theory?????!!!

    • @Krosis_
      @Krosis_ 2 роки тому +2

      Gotta respect his dedication tho

  • @gordonschnick12
    @gordonschnick12 6 років тому +434

    8:04 that kid is wearing a clothes hamper, LOL I am done.

  • @thomasdent3151
    @thomasdent3151 7 років тому +443

    what people will do for money 5:54

    • @blo4078
      @blo4078 6 років тому +51

      Watching that made me 5% more depressed

    • @tinieblasdx
      @tinieblasdx 6 років тому +7

      With money the dog dances

    • @javiersaravia9593
      @javiersaravia9593 5 років тому +2

      Please save me

  • @pepsitate8019
    @pepsitate8019 7 років тому +487

    Why do people still go to these things? It's so painful to watch.

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 7 років тому

      Bob Jones i don't know m8

    • @chachawho435
      @chachawho435 7 років тому +11

      Bob Jones people like me just want to record the cringey moments

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 7 років тому

      Minecraft capes and pickaxe replicas.

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 7 років тому

      Bob Jones i cant wait for next minecon, for crowbcat

    • @pan4854
      @pan4854 7 років тому

      Bob Jones how do these people do it.

  • @Puzzl3man
    @Puzzl3man 4 роки тому +125

    3:22 feels like hes thinkin "Dude... why are you doing this to me right now?"

  • @jschryver27
    @jschryver27 7 років тому +547

    i feel really bad for notch no wonder he is depressed, he just realized he made a game that attracts asshats and cringy 9 year olds and younger

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 6 років тому +5

      when i feel that, i just look at the channel of Keralis and remember why i loved so much this game

    • @user-mz7mz1hk6p
      @user-mz7mz1hk6p 6 років тому +13

      @@A-G-F- Learn grammar.

    • @shadowreaper5413
      @shadowreaper5413 6 років тому

      jschryver27 where is your picture from pls

    • @shadowreaper5413
      @shadowreaper5413 5 років тому

      @Android Soundtracks thanks

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +1

      He should focus on the side that enjoys this game and create builds in it that brings them joy

  • @scerva
    @scerva 8 років тому +642

    Poor CaptainSparklez, you know he feels bad that his audience is a bunch of nerds

    • @scerva
      @scerva 8 років тому +19

      That chick at the end was bad af though

    • @rapterminator3225
      @rapterminator3225 8 років тому

      They aren't nerds
      Nerds actually have a form of grammar that they use

    • @pelonholguin6903
      @pelonholguin6903 8 років тому

      fr lol

    • @jacobfirlit9466
      @jacobfirlit9466 8 років тому

      +x ZRG yup, I'd be fine going to just a couple shitty conventions...

    • @ilyamuromets5188
      @ilyamuromets5188 8 років тому

      I don't even know why I replied to this shitty conversation.

  • @Tedaa
    @Tedaa 7 років тому +122

    This is when Notch realised that he should sell minecraft

  • @xesxblackarrow7912
    @xesxblackarrow7912 4 роки тому +66

    2:45
    "How has the success of Minecraft change your life? Do you drive a Ferrari to work?"
    "I don't have a driver's license"
    0-0

  • @laurencesherrington
    @laurencesherrington 8 років тому +241

    they play this for people in guantanimo

  • @kaarukun1651
    @kaarukun1651 7 років тому +267

    Kid: "I don't believe in God, I believe in Notch"
    Notch: thanks (what the actual fuck have I done?!)

  • @SalimOfShadow
    @SalimOfShadow 6 років тому +191

    9:35
    What she says:"Coolest product you'll ever see!"
    What she meant to say:"3$ Chinese USB stick with preloaded OS and possibly game"

    • @electrictnt4482
      @electrictnt4482 3 роки тому +4

      More like usb storage device that we like to call a micro pc that is pre loaded with a free operating system but we still sell it for $50 even though it costs us $3 to make it

    • @kenshinhimura6280
      @kenshinhimura6280 3 роки тому +3

      @@electrictnt4482 Well if you create something with $3, you´re going to sell it for ... $3?

    • @FleaOnMyWiener
      @FleaOnMyWiener 3 роки тому +8

      @@kenshinhimura6280 bruh

  • @diswazzi1683
    @diswazzi1683 3 роки тому +78

    I swear whoever was working the camera angles has amazing comedic timing

  • @slobert
    @slobert 6 років тому +941

    *WILL BE MINEKON IN RUSSIAH*

    • @shr1mper
      @shr1mper 5 років тому +55

      r o o s k i e

    • @AwesomeNation21
      @AwesomeNation21 4 роки тому +25

      That boy could be KGB

    • @axyz885
      @axyz885 4 роки тому +7

      thats a picture of true russian gopnik

    • @nekerd1173
      @nekerd1173 4 роки тому +2

      Its a 5opka-Russian youtuber

    • @snape539
      @snape539 4 роки тому +19

      *OURCON*

  • @InDeepPudding
    @InDeepPudding 8 років тому +421

    I literally have to pause after every clip

    • @ABBZ120
      @ABBZ120 8 років тому +47

      Watch it regularly, and built a tolerance to the cringe

    • @sniperkitty3000xx
      @sniperkitty3000xx 8 років тому +1

      are you me?

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 8 років тому +3

      +abbz120 this is not something you want to gain a tolerance too, because then you'll be just as cringy without knowing it.

    • @ABBZ120
      @ABBZ120 8 років тому +1

      Mr Meow Maybe, but you would still know cringy stuff when you saw it - you just wouldn't cringe physically

    • @rasputinpootin
      @rasputinpootin 8 років тому

      i did the same thing

  • @ZooCraft
    @ZooCraft 8 років тому +286

    "what is under your hat?"
    " a lack of hair"
    I AM DEAD

    • @JustBGunn
      @JustBGunn 7 років тому +2

      😂

    • @killika9846
      @killika9846 7 років тому +1

      Super Cool Beanz 😋😉😎😘😆😚😙🤗😘😆😘😙😘😚🤗😊😏😊😘😉😘😆😓😜😜😒😒🤐😴😯😲😛😢😒😕😒🙃😢😪😲😛😓😓😕😒🙃😲🙃😲😜☹😛🙁🤓😓😒😕🤤🙃😲🙃😒🙃🙁😜😭😲😝

  • @bongzeemo
    @bongzeemo 4 роки тому +55

    One thing to admire from this, is how much confidence a lot of them have during the unbearable situations they’re put into

  • @bugbingo9166
    @bugbingo9166 8 років тому +764

    The world should've ended in 2012.

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 7 років тому +7

      no
      we still need more great games, but shitty will apear too
      fuck what year we end it then

    • @Black_Hanekawa
      @Black_Hanekawa 7 років тому +1

      Sara
      It pretty much did end...

    • @nevaeh4333
      @nevaeh4333 7 років тому +1

      Have you watched the movie 2012

    • @lakerssuperfan2881
      @lakerssuperfan2881 7 років тому +25

      Sara Potter It did, and now we are all living in this hell.

    • @lukej7309
      @lukej7309 7 років тому +1

      Nah fam It's all about the classics comment made my day

  • @Elegance741
    @Elegance741 8 років тому +429

    I like how Notch handled his young fans. Like, he was kind of goofing with them, pranking them.
    Back then the Minecraft community was much much less cancerous.

    • @natenjohnson
      @natenjohnson 8 років тому +71

      Goose Then it was like stage 2 liver cancer. It wasn't not too bad back then, but it metastasized to the brain and lungs very quickly.

    • @ohdangitsbbq
      @ohdangitsbbq 7 років тому +11

      Gaben you mean Jeb?

  • @jamesarmstrong5593
    @jamesarmstrong5593 8 років тому +224

    the sad thing is, I wanted to be there so bad back in the day

    • @pinacoladatv808
      @pinacoladatv808 8 років тому

      +TheWindKraken ikr

    • @tomutwit
      @tomutwit 8 років тому +3

      Didn't we all.
      I was glad I didn't go soon as I saw the videos.

    • @derekcorenchuc221
      @derekcorenchuc221 8 років тому

      Exactly what I was thinking watching this

    • @Champ391
      @Champ391 8 років тому

      Yeah

    • @dmeach4244
      @dmeach4244 8 років тому

      Ikr now I realized most of the people there r fucked in the head

  • @LosianOne
    @LosianOne 4 роки тому +87

    8:41 is my man recording with a Gameboy?

    • @JaggiJiggy
      @JaggiJiggy 3 роки тому +10

      Looks it xD but it must be a case

  • @jofincra
    @jofincra 8 років тому +191

    The guy walking around knew that his job was not to be taken seriously.

  • @ovs8691
    @ovs8691 7 років тому +223

    Notch: Creates Minecraft, regrets life.

    • @Tyler-xe6nq
      @Tyler-xe6nq 7 років тому +36

      teh tjoppie now chilling with 2 billion

    • @Yoububehahaha
      @Yoububehahaha 7 років тому

      Even with just a passing knowledge of the Minecraft community... it wasn't worth it bro.

  • @00STGI
    @00STGI 8 років тому +344

    first one really got me holy shit

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 3 роки тому +59

    notch dodged a bullet by not accidentally saying he loves France

  • @kahmul
    @kahmul 7 років тому +274

    Notch has ruined more lifes than drugs and alcohol combined.
    "I don't believe in God I believe in Notch" - 6 year old
    Where the fuck are these peoples parents??

  • @avuci
    @avuci 6 років тому +1849

    Notch is actually pretty cool and Minecraft is a pretty good game honestly. Too bad the community is cancerous.

    • @thesandman2435
      @thesandman2435 6 років тому +11

      ichangemyname youokaboutthat I think it was a joke

    • @jonm3915
      @jonm3915 6 років тому +13

      Parker Minecraft used to be a good game but after Microsoft took over it got really shit with all the useless updates.

    • @Pentazemin7
      @Pentazemin7 5 років тому +4

      How is Minecraft a good game, there's no objective and it could've been run on a PS2

    • @miaoo9373
      @miaoo9373 5 років тому +33

      ff now he is just a millionaire that has nothing to do and just Tweets some pretty racist stuff every minute

    • @Player6576_
      @Player6576_ 5 років тому +10

      @@jonm3915 Not really, Microsoft has actually improved the game. I don't think Minecraft would be as big as it is today if Notch still owned it tbh

  • @roseamia25ji
    @roseamia25ji 7 років тому +223

    "So you're playing Minecraft at MineCon on a Mac"
    NO , IM PLAYING FUCKING CUBE CREATOR 3D (or one of those crappy MC clones) AT MINECON ON MY LAPTOP SIZED 3DS.

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 7 років тому

      Teo Bazan Povedano need for speed most wanted

    • @roseamia25ji
      @roseamia25ji 6 років тому

      Frank Teng what?

  • @nelsonchike4812
    @nelsonchike4812 4 роки тому +41

    I loved the old guy's rant. "Yeah so I spent 2k bucks to come here and rant about how people are spending unnecesary money in contrast to people that are having a hard time." I mean WTF is this plan

  • @YuukoEnjoyer
    @YuukoEnjoyer 6 років тому +480

    Damn i feel bad for Notch. We can see he feels like dying.
    I respect Minecraft devs, the game is a good concept, but got saturated with a bad community.

    • @BlasterTheMaster
      @BlasterTheMaster 4 роки тому +55

      A community that is so weird but you gotta give it to them, they’ve kept this thing alive and thriving. It’s generated so much money. Pretty impressive.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 4 роки тому +7

      Like Rainbow Six Siege and BLM

    • @StardustNxva
      @StardustNxva 4 роки тому +1

      No wonder he's a whole after coming into contact with the Minecraft community

    • @YuukoEnjoyer
      @YuukoEnjoyer 4 роки тому +2

      @@merces47letifer4 haha good one

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 3 роки тому +3

      but ea community is even weirder. who in fuck likes ea games anymore? its not even the devs problems, just ea

  • @deltadaddy94
    @deltadaddy94 6 років тому +216

    I cringed so hard that my head sunk into my body...Like a turtle...

    • @chrysalis3529
      @chrysalis3529 6 років тому +12

      Pedro Zacarias that happens to my dick sometimes

    • @NCRRanger16
      @NCRRanger16 5 років тому +2

      I cringed a lot at "Minecraft Style."

    • @deltadaddy94
      @deltadaddy94 5 років тому

      THETOOT you must be able to grow a shell

    • @pedrolopes1564
      @pedrolopes1564 5 років тому

      O primeiro matou-me...FDS

  • @Redrais
    @Redrais 8 років тому +233

    Im slowly losing my humanity.

    • @Redrais
      @Redrais 8 років тому +2

      take me with you!Brendan Dawson

    • @sneedscopeandseethe
      @sneedscopeandseethe 7 років тому +6

      Don't you dare go hollow, friend

    • @regal677
      @regal677 7 років тому +9

      Ann Hiro I have 99 humanity , i think i can give him some

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 7 років тому

      Watch some VSauce!(TM)!

    • @Alexander-vv6xx
      @Alexander-vv6xx 7 років тому +8

      We got a hollow

  • @beteorite6404
    @beteorite6404 4 роки тому +113

    captain sparkles: does a backflip
    presenter: *D E M O N I C S C R E A C H I N G*

  • @JuicyPlayer
    @JuicyPlayer 8 років тому +351

    Now I see why Notch took the money , I'd do the same.

    • @billclitton5863
      @billclitton5863 8 років тому +7

      Id sell this shit for 2 bucks.. I couldnt take the autism on this is one.

    • @GazzaGhost11
      @GazzaGhost11 8 років тому +2

      I understand now holy shit this is painful

    • @billclitton5863
      @billclitton5863 8 років тому +8

      Gazza whizz If my kid was like this id get a pack of smokes and never come back..

    • @brenjames9517
      @brenjames9517 8 років тому +1

      omg omg I understand now

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 8 років тому +1

      yeah, its a double win

  • @Goochbag8
    @Goochbag8 8 років тому +334

    The guy in the red hat. Jesus.

    • @BillRevis
      @BillRevis 8 років тому +9

      +The Mighty Gooch typical european

    • @fullfist
      @fullfist 8 років тому +48

      +j Revis there's nothing "typical" continental about him. he's the average britbong product of multicultural anglo-sphere

    • @BillRevis
      @BillRevis 8 років тому +5

      fullfist you're right, it's more like a typical britbong.

    • @janvejvoda813
      @janvejvoda813 8 років тому

      +j Revis what the fuck is britbong?? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @BillRevis
      @BillRevis 8 років тому

      John Vejvoda A negative slur for a British person.

  • @srbutrej01
    @srbutrej01 7 років тому +492

    If aliens come to Earth, we must show this shit.

    • @cole6168
      @cole6168 7 років тому +34

      lmao they wouldn't come to earth BECAUSE of this shit

    • @bobthedj6992
      @bobthedj6992 7 років тому +7

      erchomai veni you know that golden disk - we gotta send another one or it's gonna be false advertising.

    • @NickGoblin2
      @NickGoblin2 7 років тому

      We'd die

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 7 років тому +1

      They would flee after we showing the cringe level of hummanity

    • @nekotfarmer
      @nekotfarmer 7 років тому

      Overwhelmingly Handsome Jack So they'll kill us quickly instead of enslavement?

  • @Djhoree
    @Djhoree 5 років тому +147

    2:56 here we have an example of a guy that didn’t claim his minecon cape

  • @notmontyburns
    @notmontyburns 7 років тому +189

    Please make it stop it's painfull in my brain

  • @Dotkenn
    @Dotkenn 7 років тому +396

    5:45 earrape warning

  • @Spideybat13
    @Spideybat13 7 років тому +54

    notch should have a button under his desk to ask for security

  • @firstclass2067
    @firstclass2067 5 років тому +403

    5:09 when you take out a pack of gum

  • @b-i-c7969
    @b-i-c7969 6 років тому +216

    5:46 Focking hell

  • @noircubes
    @noircubes 6 років тому +453

    " I don't believe in God. I believe in Notch."

    • @corvuscorax9028
      @corvuscorax9028 6 років тому +54

      i smell heretics

    • @LiterallyScarface
      @LiterallyScarface 6 років тому +27

      EuroNitrate "I don't believe in God, I believe in Todd Howard" "Todd God a.k.a Godd"

    • @nightmare121
      @nightmare121 4 роки тому +13

      "God will remember that.."

    • @notflawffles
      @notflawffles 4 роки тому

      Nightmare yup

    • @bayelaack
      @bayelaack 4 роки тому +1

      NoTcH iS loVe, NoTcH iS LiFe.

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 7 років тому +191

    this is my favourite condom commercial

    • @sweet_sukeban4022
      @sweet_sukeban4022 7 років тому

      Where's the Freedom? underrated comment.

    • @dravocon5485
      @dravocon5485 7 років тому

      Sweet_Sukeban he stole it from another video

  • @halomasterthrasher3331
    @halomasterthrasher3331 4 роки тому +217

    Look at the guy at 11:20 picking his nose bruh im done 😂

    • @andrxmedalol
      @andrxmedalol 4 роки тому +3

      facts lol. but what is the song playing in the background? do you know the name?

    • @plasticZarathustra
      @plasticZarathustra 4 роки тому +9

      Zilean Dawg it’s the Star Wars cantina song (:

    • @YourKungFuSux
      @YourKungFuSux 4 роки тому +35

      dude was about to eat that fucker until he noticed the camera

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 роки тому +14

      DISGUSTANG

    • @rodrich182
      @rodrich182 4 роки тому +20

      He was gonna eat it but he realized he was on camera and stopped and nodded his head as saying...you got me brah....

  • @BG_MONKY
    @BG_MONKY 7 років тому +258

    what demon did you wake up at 5:45

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 7 років тому +21

      A Person on UA-cam the minedemon

    • @lemonslice2233
      @lemonslice2233 7 років тому +1

      The Neon Demon

    • @GefilteFish.
      @GefilteFish. 7 років тому +14

      As someone else said, it's a mine craft player mating call

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 7 років тому

      A Person on UA-cam 😂😂😂😂

  • @stephenhodgkinson4086
    @stephenhodgkinson4086 6 років тому +603

    This is why I drink.

  • @seabas987
    @seabas987 7 років тому +77

    They are all 17-18 now, think about it

    • @roundduck7005
      @roundduck7005 5 років тому

      No where not
      God I hate my 12 year old self

  • @AffeLaffe
    @AffeLaffe 5 років тому +134

    5:45 RIP headphone users 😪😂

    • @housr
      @housr 4 роки тому +4

      i FUCkING DIED

    • @housr
      @housr 4 роки тому +2

      actually feels like being shouted in the ear irl wtf

    • @Marco-xw5sk
      @Marco-xw5sk 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao 🤣

  • @Rolobi
    @Rolobi 8 років тому +331

    jesus mcgesus this hurts

    • @th3rdeye171
      @th3rdeye171 8 років тому

      LOL

    • @Jaxv3r
      @Jaxv3r 8 років тому

      rip

    • @natedog74
      @natedog74 8 років тому +2

      I was given a 95% discount on bleach because the amount of cringe and fails on UA-cam. The lady at the store said if you feel like drinking it do it I'm 75% sure i will.
      10 mins later *HARDCORE CHOCKING*

    • @roberteli5235
      @roberteli5235 8 років тому +1

      Congratulations! You win one Internet!

    • @HayDawgBruh
      @HayDawgBruh 8 років тому

      I was going to hang myself
      But the noose beat me to it

  • @Albert_YTC
    @Albert_YTC 6 років тому +312

    10:43 this is the best part

  • @kizmo9707
    @kizmo9707 6 років тому +372

    5:46 a new dinosaur has born

    • @andrewclark970
      @andrewclark970 6 років тому

      Banakiong The rage kid, now a dinosaure

  • @suyeshjharwal7836
    @suyeshjharwal7836 3 роки тому +62

    4:40
    "What is you idiot to create- uhh- to sex a block of grass?"

  • @aidenceppi2090
    @aidenceppi2090 5 років тому +550

    The special Ed class took a field trip

  • @NorGamersNorskunderholding
    @NorGamersNorskunderholding 7 років тому +84

    "Do you even lift bra?" "No... yolo"

  • @TheSowut
    @TheSowut 8 років тому +130

    No wonder Notch sold Minecraft, just look at this cringefest.