OUR FIRST FIGHT 😢 | Resident Evil: Village - Part 5
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2021
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Mark: *Murders Lady Dimitrescu's daughters*
Lady Dimitrescu: *Tries to kill Mark*
Mark: "this is because I opened a window, huh?"
He was was in denial even before her death… truly tragic
WELL YOU SEE ITS NOT REALLY HER DAUGHTERS MORE LIKE A SUPRISE ADOPTION BECAUSE YOU KNOW NO BLOOD TREE CONECTION BETWE....
@@mtreso152 r/whoosh
@@joseespinosa7687 you mean the fact he copied what mark rambled in the last episode climbing the ladder?
@@joseespinosa7687 someone's a little slow
Jack: Awww, cute baby
Mark: Eww, creepy baby
Jack: Eww, disgusting dragon
Mark: Aww, sexy dragon
Opposites attract
So Mark is Donkey?
The dragon is disgusting, demogorgon mouth etc
@@Pumpkin525 it's beautiful.
@@Lina-we6fr agreed but I find monsters hot so take that as you will
Players: “We’ve escaped Castle Dimitrescu.”
Mark: “We’ve temporarily departed Castle Dimitrescu.”
lol ikr
@@ThwipThwipBoom are we not gonna tak about how beautifully mark sings at 20:45?
(he blew up my ears :.))
.
That wasn't that good😅@@Yachters
11:25 Just imaging Ethan Winters killing a giant beast and then going into a small pond stabbing into the water screaming “YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD X3 - FISH WINTERS” is hilarious to me 😭
“Fish winters you’ll never see your family again!” 😂
He’s hysterical don’t worry about it
Came back here 1 year later just for the "fish winters line" classic! 😂😂
grief does terrible things to those mourning over loved ones 😞
Everyone: Mark is gonna be disappointed when he sees her transformation
Mark: now THATS some power I can respect
No replies
Mark "Masochist" Iplier.
Mark is a man of taste and culture. For upu see, her true form is the best part.
Body positivity!!
Why would he be? Her transformation is cool as 💩!
@@simpsrus8861 Maybe because she's not "sexy" anymore? Remember Jack and his "I regret ever simping for you" XD
*Lady Dimitrescu transforms*
Everyone : “aw she’s not tall lady anymore”
Mark : “now *that’s* hot”
Me tho honestly
Was he wrong, tho?
RIGHT?!
He's the true *whisper* simp.....
I mean she's a giant horrifying dragon, how would that *not* be sexy?
"You haven't done a good job of actually eating me, but I'll forgive you."
Context matters.
I'm fucking DEAD 😂💀⚰️
MHM..
Context: lady dimitrescu, mark, dimitrescu bedroom, power
Lady Dimitrescu: **Transforms into some nightmare demon thing**
Mark: *Jokes on you, I’m still into that sh*t*
“Yeah, No she’ll be back. I think she’ll be back. Oh yeah”
Stage one: Denial
Hopefully we'll have a DLC with her
Mark is gonna cry for the next couple days
@@ceoofbased6850 Possibly. Like you could be the/a butler that served under them. Or something.
@@whuspr you have better ideas than me
Lmao
Mark sees 9 ft tall vampire lady - Is into it.
Mark sees 25 ft long Vamp-Dragon monster lady - Is more into it.
It's about the powerrrr
@@BlueFlameBird does that make mark a masochist
Mark sees her crystal remains - is really more into it
Now I'm confused is lady d 2 organisms or 1
The bigger, the better
Steel lock: destroyed in a single stab with a small knife
Wooden Door: Indestructible
I think its the chain you break?
The chains are all rusted and I know from personal experience and reasons unnecessary to know that you can break a rusted chain with a good knife. X'D
@@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI Copium
Video game wooden doors are one of THE MOST indestructible things in the universe.
@@ThwipThwipBoom Wow you really added nothing to the conversation😂
Mark 2021:lady dimitrescu will come back.
Mark 2022: *plays as dimitrescu in dlc*
Hisenberg and Lady Super-sized Bitch are the 2 best characters in that DLC
@@loki4807yes
Lady Dimitrescu: *turns into a monster*
Mark: *continues to simp faithfully*
She can Eat us out
Loyalty at its best
*RESPECT POWER*
And memes
He’s a loyal man
@@astolfofansunny4047 Right?! If anything there's even more power to be respected
"You're the only one besides from Mother Miranda to see me like this!"
- Lady Dimitrescu, 2021, in front of 3 million people, recorded by Markiplier.
32:14 "A well wheel. Well, we'll make some progress"
I need appreciation shown for this *NOW*
Searched the comments for somebody noticing this..... respect bro.... respect 🤝
I like when Ethan went "This isnt possible" for Rose's head but he literally put his severed hand back on
Eh. Even in the normal world, severed hands can be reattached, even with fairly minimal nerve damage if the right conditions are met. Severing the head is one of the few completely guaranteed methods of death... if you're a normal human.
Haha I know right? Also the whole, "i've seen my wife die many times" plus remember daddy.
Wtf do you mean Ethan?!?
Twice!
@@celessilverfrond8944 Yeah, but just dumping antiseptic onto the stump and slapping that bad boy right back into place? That ain't normal.
@@SeenAGreatLight he might have those kind of mold in his body
markiplier is gonna go thru the five stages of grief after losing lady dimitrescu
1. denial
2. Anger (maybe he'll ask for her back in the angriest possible way)
3. Bargaining (Is he gonna buy for her back? Yes, I know Mark well enough)
4. Depression (Obviously)
5. Acceptance (Obviously)
@@orangelake2268 nah it's just all gonna be denial
She might actually show up in flashbacks in future titles or DLC. CapCom has always been one to service fans, and it's been said that they were extremely surprised by her popularity.
... or out of flashbacks. This is RE where death has about as much meaning as it does in the Dragonball franchise.
@@guyfieri148 he's stuck in the first stage forever
Mark showing up after finding out she doesn’t come back later: Duke, I’ve come to bargain
Mark: "what did i do??"
_has killed all her daughters, broke into her house, has stolen items to open a box with a knife which he then tries to kill her with_
Mark: *"why are you mad??"*
Mark: "I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu"
Crystal Dimitrescu: "Are you sure about that?"
Lady Dimitrescu: * transforms into a gigantic disgusting writhing tentacled flesh monster *
Mark: yeah I’m still into it
Same
@Olivia Alderman Same
@Olivia Alderman same
@Olivia Alderman * silently approves *
You know tentacles aren't so bad.
Mark: "She'll be back. She'll be back."
1st Stage of Heartbreak: *IN DENIAL*
10:57 I dread to know how much Lixian had to cut out before Mark realized he had to just punch it with a knife.
Everyone else: *Horrified of Dimitrescu in her Gargoyle form*
Mark: I can work with this
Mark: " _I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu._ "
*immediately gets Crystal Dimitrescu, breaks into laughter and enters the first of the five stages of grief, all at once.*
The timing of that was just too perfect
@@newvideoonmychannel2431 Upload.
@@newvideoonmychannel2431 not sure why you're asking here but my opinion is do what you love doing and don't overdue it sometimes simple is the best
@@mikkoptambo421
You're not sure? Two words:
*Blatant self-promotion*
And the steam achievement: “That Sucked!“
Markiplier: I’m not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu
***Crystal Dimitrescu***
Markiplier: *laughs in denial*
*Laughter slowly turns to crying*
It's perfect
That was fucking great
Can I just say it sounds like a stripper name?
@@WraythSkitzofrenik you,
I don't like you
"I opened a window! Why's that so bad?"
Everybody else on the submariene: 😐
This didn’t age well.
Mark: "I'm not sure that was Lady Dimitrescu"
Game: "Sorry man, here's the corpse for the funeral"
Mark, in-denial of Lady D’s death: she’ll come back soon don’t worry
Mark, aged 80: she’ll come back soon don’t worry
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Lady Dimitrescu-o?
@@auggiemain actually a good comment... take my like 👍
@@Ronald98 i thought this said take my life 😭
🤣🤣🤣 This made my day
😂😂
I love how jacksepticeye was totally disgusted by Lady Dimitrescu’s transformation and mark is just admiring it.
Probably because there's beauty in the beast
That dragon figure is georgeous
He is LOOKING
RESPECTFULLY
I was about to write the exact same thing
*Lady Dimitrescu transforms into an eldritch abomination
Mark: JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT
Mark: "What did I do?"
Dimitrescu: "You literally just broke into my home,killed my daughters and stabbed me with a huge knife..."
Mark: *Doesn’t read the four crest names*
Later Mark: *sees the note mentioning beneviento* I don’t know what that means.
Dimitrescu: YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTERS!
Mark: We can make more :D
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Look, anyone would make more with LD
@@mengeng7454 even me, who doesn’t even have a pp.
@@theincredibleauraaa133 exactly.
@@theincredibleauraaa133 you only prove my point 🤣
Lady Dimitrescu: "show me your terror"
Mark: "my terror? we just met"
"At least buy me a drink first"
7:13
You forgot the 😳😏 emojis
"Devour his man-flesh!"
For her, she'd be showing it regardless
8:45
Mark: I’m not sure that was dimitrescu.
Sees dimitrescu’s crystal
Mark: genuinely laughs
8:33
8:29
Game: “look out the window”
Mark: “I don’t wanna”
* looks out the wrong window*
Also Mark: realizing that it actually makes sense then a werewolf pops up and scared us all. 😂
I love how jacksepticeye was like “I regret ever simping for her” after lady Dimitrescu turns into a monster and Mark is just:
*simps harder*
I’m sure he will meet a taller women
as the wise said, "if you don't appreciate me at my *several tons of legs, wings, and a gaping mouth* , you don't deserve me at my *10 ft tall noble lady* "
@Rita - F*СΚ MΈ ! that’s some respectable power
@@hayatobun spoken like a true chad
Mark proving he has good taste
Me: expecting Mark to be devastated at this scene
Mark: *Now THAT is some power I can respect.*
Everyone else when they see the Lady's true form: *"..!!! Eww no, gross!" etc*
Mark: *"...Eh, I'm still into it."*
@@kalysian yeah bro big dragon lady? that shits hot af
The man's committed. He's come this far.
Me too i expected him to be pissed
20:42 damn bro mark really hit those notes
I Love how at 5:47 Lady Dimitrescu Says “ give me your blood!” And Mark just says “no”
5:46
Has the same energy as
"Jacob keep your shirt on-'
"NO!"
Lady Dimitrescu: *Literally bites off Ethan's legs*
Ethan: Ah time to put some medicine on my _hands_
Resident evil logic when gets scratch on face to... Ethan: if you cure your hand you cure everything
It’s explained in the story not plot armor
@@ispikel5901 SPOILER ALERT!
It only explained that he was dead since re7, and he could attach his limbs cause he is a mold. But that doesnt mean if you heal ur hand, it will heal ur legs too
Well, his hands probably could use the healing too
@@streamerkanz5445 u just answered the question urself it’s cause he is a molded
I love how every youtuber but Mark immediately stopped simping once she transformed, respect man.
Her form changes but the power remains👍🏻
it’s true love
@@Okk681 ITS NOT ABOUT THE S*X ITS ABOUT THE POWAH
My friend in my case that is where you are wrong
We and Mark know the truth. Other youtubers were too weak.
Mark in 30 years still carrying around the crystal Dimitrescu: I'll be here when you get back my love
“Its only a riddle if you don’t know the answer” ah yes the floor is made out of floor
“She’ll be back”
Me: the first stage of grief is denial
... Poor Mark
Ikr. Mark will get sad in the entire playthrough.
Exactly what I was thinking
Same thought
But but but she miiiiiight
everyone else: accepts that Dimitrescu is dead. Mark: *in denial*
Also refused to accept Mia's dead.
@@JayHog1992 it wasn’t mia
@@kizo5366 I know, but Mark sometimes talked about Mia like she's still alive.
No one accepted she was dead the denial is silent. :(
Same I refuse to believe marks true love is gone
Mark selecting normal difficulty: "I'm here for a good time"
Mark insisting on killing enemies with the knife even though he still has plenty of ammo and there will never really be a meaningful scarcity because he's playing on normal: "I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be"
Mark:
She’s still alive, isn’t she?
Game:
Congrats you defeated LD!!!!!!
Lady Dimitrescu: *turns into an dragon abomination thing that’s thirsty for his blood*
Mark: that power is so respectable tho
lol
I mean,,, to be fair it do be respectable
Lol
Markiplier: “ya know, I don’t thing that was actually lady dimitrescu”
The collectible literally named Crystal Dimitrescu: *allow me to introduce myself*
Most beautiful timing I've ever seen
@Faraz Khan shhhhhhhh if you don’t mention it nobody will know
Pure comedic timing.
@@space_0wl480 I know right the timing was perfect.
I just love how he wont sell it
I was actually SO stressed about you selling the sniper & this very moment, this fight, my emotions came full circle. Ashamed to have doubted the great Markiplier.
*Y* Shame
Mark: *casually calls a huge plot twist saying "falls do nothing, i'm not sure why, but they don't"*
Also Mark: tHAT'S NOT ACTUALLY DIMITRESCU
The fact that Mark was still so smitten with Lady Dimitrescu even after she transformed proves how much he adores her character. Not even just her appearance; he really does love how powerful and domineering she is.
True bottoms will go for anything.
Or he just wants you to believe that to show that he totally doesn't think it's a sexual thing
I mean, he did confess his love when he was running from her and called her beautiful twice.
he's not a masochist though
@@styxmstones Have you seen the videos of Ethan torturing him?
I like how Lady Dimitrescu turning into a gaint flying monster isnt a turn off for Mark
Lmao so true
@@phrogiesenpai2676 ..
As he says, he respects the power
“Jackpot”
spoiler
12:12 LMAAAOOO
“Hey. Remember me? I almost DIED up in that castle.” 😼😼
Mark: Says that fighting a terrifying, man eating monster is easy
Also Mark: Tries very hard to kill a fish
I love how mark was imitating lady D by killing the fish and saying “give it up Fish WINTERS, you’ll never see your family again”
well he was at stage 1: Denial
Lady Dimitrescu: *shows her true form*
Mark: Wow, I love how you can just be yourself around me.
Me: *Studies really hard for an exam, giving it my all.*
My parents: 27:40
Lol
Yea same
Soooo true
Lol
Damn, that "look out of the window" was a great double bluff jumpscare
Everybody talking about him simping, but no one mentions him calling her "Lady Dimmadome"😩
"I'm Lady Dimitrescu, owner of the Dimitridale Dimitridome!"
@@martymohawk8360 This made my night XD
That's just good ol' Mark, always calling the characters names derived from their actual ones xD
22:10(ish) I forgot about Mark’s “kabuski!” when he kicks open doors aw
*Lady Dimitrescu turns into a gigantic gargoyle like monster*
Mark: Now see that's some power I can respect.
Mark not the time to be a damn simp-
Markiplier: I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu.
Me: The first stage of grief, denial.
Likes are at 69 like to keep it like that but other people will still like
FUCK THEY LIKED AS SOON AS I REPLIED WHOEVER DID THAT IS A MASSIVE ASS ✋😤
@@Lina-we6fr we can get it to 690 or 169
@@AddinRoyale or better yet
42,069
This comment is gold
lady Demetrescu: *stabs Ethan with 3 long blades*
Ethan: this is fine
also Ethan: *stabs back with a small dagger*
Lady Demetrescu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
It was a ancient dagger made for killing vampires
@@kaysonwulffDixon yeah and the long blades were made for ending human lives
@@rayray5918 it's finger nails , they were made to be cut , not to cut.
This will be explained dw
@@Sorta8 oh they're finger nails? Ew
is no one gonna talk about " GIVE IT UP FISH WINTERS - " 11:15
Lady dimetrescu: *turns into giant monster*
Markiplier: jokes on you, I'm into that.
Can we just talk about mark yelling “bestie??” After getting spooked
I know, that took me off guard lol
Yup i was proud but also scared
twitter moment lol
LMAO WAIT WHAT- WHICH PART DID HE SAY THAT IN?!?! _TIMESTAMPS_ PEOPLE, WE NEED _TIMESTAMPS_ -
@@xMythStarx starts from 22:25
30:20 idk why but Mark screaming “OHMM!” is so funny to me
*markiplier:* yeah, i saw ya
*werwolves:* (screaming and destroying everything on their way toward him)
*markiplier:* yeah, i saw ya
Villains in this game really like throwing Ethan instead of actually trying to kill him
It's a common theme in Resident Evil games.
You can kill people by throwing them hard enough
Pretty much the tactic of any enemy that’s bigger than you in games and films.
@@edgymoji8260 Except for necromorphs and Chris Walker from Outlast... sometimes
Pretty sure Lady D stabbed him in a way that would normally be fatal to a human. She also slammed him through 3 floors, smashed him against solid stone of a church while flying at a decent speed.
Lady D: “YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!”
Mark having wiped out an entire bloodline and wrecked half an expensive castle: “What did i do though?!”
Classic Mark.
He also opened a window tho...
They weren't her bloodline though...they just drank it
liking because I didn't think I'd enjoy her being called "Lady D" as much as I do
@@erin7420 🙏🏻
Lady D: *turns into her final form*
Mark: now that's some power I can respect
“He’s so gonna bull charge me”
“Ahhhh” *throws dynamite*
*cuts to a DSW commercial* 🤣
"Episode five of Mark aggressively respecting vampires".
Bro Mark is weird af bro he likes twilight
Who likes twilight.
@@commieman9831 for me yes & no
@@commieman9831 Teen girls, and Mark apparently?
He respects one vampire in particular.
Last episode: I will never shoot you
This episode: looks like I have to shoot you
11:00 getting major skyrim vibes from this part
“Our first fight,” Mark says, as if she hasn’t been chasing him and fighting with him since he arrived 😂
No like actually both shooting and flying into eachother
Lol that was okay fighting 😂😂
Maybe it’s because he actually had no choice but to shoot her. All the other times he would never shoot her
Thats just relationship issues.
uhm it was there first fight bc he was
Actually fighting her and she was fighting him bc he killed her daughter and then they were fighting bc she was turning into whatever and he shot her
And on this episode of "How is Ethan Winters not dead", we watch as a dragon yells at Ethan for 5 minutes before falling to it's death.
pretty accurate
I’m pretty sure he’s infected tbh. How do you reattach a hand and have full function
@@TailsGamerFuture definitely infected. He should have died multiple times when he gets stabbed by Dimitrescu in the cutscenes.
@@TailsGamerFuture until it’s stated as a fact it’s just a fake sense of danger
He literally was being devoured
“Levers cannot give me PTSD.”
13:56
*Come on, don’t be shy. Show me your terror!!*
Mark: “My terror? Uhhh…lady….we just met”
I love how every single comment mark says to any thing the characters in-game says makes me laugh more than I should 😂
Lady D: *turns into a mutation*
Mark: did you think my love would pause?
"Now that's some power I can respect."
Furries/scales: don't you dare to threaten me with good time
@@dankmemes8254 We have our limits you know.
Well, most of us
We don't respect the other half
It honestly has a good message behind it
@@geistgrace6452 I think this has crossed from furries to monster fucker, but I don't see the issue. As long as there's consent, no respect should be lost imo.
Lady Dimitrescu: *turns into horrific hell monster*
Mark: jokes on you, I'm into that shit
mark and the whole internet lol
Mood
Yoooo I HAVE THAT SAME FRAME FROM SHE RA AS MY PFP ON DISCORD YEAHHHHHH
now that's power that i can get behind
I love how close Mark was about his assumption for the flask being some kind of biological science thing
“I always knew there was potencial” 2:10. It’s like… MAAAAN HE CONTINUES TO SIMP FOR HER!!! When I saw Jack’s gameplay I was like, yha you went only for the looks, but Mark… Mark is a whole other level Hahaha! That’s why I’m reviewing this and commenting, months after the games release hihi.
Mark: brutally stabs and threatens fish
Fish: dies
Mark: Oh no I am so sorry
Mark: continues stabbing
As i read this comment he stabbed the fish xD hahaha
He will need to collect the meat to unlock the kitchen.
RIP Fish Winters
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 "Bots on youtube are stupid and do nothing but encourage horrible tragedies"
- Sun Tzu, the art of War probably
The fact that he still admires Lady D even after she transformed is incredible
That’s what true lust *cough* *cough* I mean respect looks like
@@hennegivensunday he respects that power 😳
Its not about sex. Its about the POWER
That’s true unconditional love 💘
Yeah the bit goes on
Mark : OH NO !I got another pistol after upgrading this one !
*Proceeds to Knife all the enemies regardless*
9:09
she'll be back
dude no matter how much you love her, she's DEAD
well her dragon form is amazing
Lady Dimitrescu: "I will never forgive you!"
Mark: "Why what did I do?!"
Also Mark: *kills all three of her beloved daughters*
*And also stabbed her-*
@@heavenlyplayz2393 and also broke a lot of furniture , or just stole it .
and broke her expensive vases
and took her expensive lipstick
"i just opened a window" 😭😭
When the lady transformed mark literally went "jokes on you I'm into that shit"
28:10. Why does Mark's scream sound like the beginning of end game from dead by daylight?
Harry Potter: * gets bitten by a snake and falls asleep
Ethan: * get one hand bitten and the other cut off, stabbed multiple times and bitten, along with millions of head injuries and a arrow wound in his leg and still is able to run-
Mark: *simps over Lady Dimitrescu the entire past 4 episodes*
Also Mark: *stabs Lady Dimitrescu with no emotion and is upset over losing knife*
Edit: Oh my god, 1.2k likes?? thank you!
He doesn't realize it was his first and last fight with lady dimitriscu
Knife contained the Lady Ds blood. Super valuable memento I'd say.
Its finee, she's still alive and well, prolly resting in her castle
You can't keep it if I recall correctly
He was simping over the power, so killing her made her unattractive.
Big Man saying Ethan can bring his daughter back:
"That's crazy!" says the man who attached his severed hand with some goop juice
Well he was Able to do that because he has da fungus in him, I’m not sure if rose has da fungus
@@thatxboxguy5553 SPOILER ALERT 🚨
Seriously, end game spoilers....
Ok-
Rose is ENTIRELY Mold. She is a complete Mold specimen in human form. This is why she’s completely fine even though she’s in flasks right now in the game.
This happens to be because Ethan Is ALSO a Mold person, though he’s just infected. He technically died years ago, in the Bakers’ house when Jack stomped on his head, that killed him. He’s just so infected with Mold, and took so well to it, that he can heal really powerfully. He had these abilities when Rose was conceived, and that’s why she’s the way she is now.
Hope that clears it up.
ok yeah thanks, im just now watching marks playthru of re7 so yeah this makes sense now thanks,
off topic but i love you profile pic, fellow sally face enjoyer
@@siratlas8198 Awww thank you! I just changed it too T^T
When Lady gets turns into her weird dragon monster form I think “Oh yeah, this is resident evil.”
Mark that well wheel pun amazing👏
"SHOW ME YOUR TERROR"
"My terror? Ah... lady... we just met-"
@Blue_Rosez Amy on the phone: *Why tf did I here mark say he wants his head crushed with only thighs ?*
😂
Lol
The moment where Mark said "I'm not sure that was actually lady Dimetrescu" and the game just imediately giving him a "crystal Dimetrescu" afterwards had me in tears
LMAOAOAOA
Same. I was laughing with him. 😆
Lmao same
@@noodleyynat calm down Jamal
@@Iuffycs 😕😕😕😕
I love the fact that no matter where mark gets injured, no matter what part of the body, its always fixed with a splash of liquid on the bad hand XD
Mark: “this seems a little easy”
Also mark: “I’m gonna play the game on easy because I want to enjoy it the first time around”