POV: a Space Wizard steals your child (Star Wars Parody)
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"at least he won't be a slave anymore"
"Well, he *will* have to call me 'Master Jedi'"
Omg I’m just now here it
Yes up until 5 years ago it was used as a term of dignified respect.
But the woke can't have respect. They have to demand respect like the totalitarians they are. Iron law of woke projection.
Or just Master for Short
In an odd way he is still technically a slave. As the Jedi were slaves to the galactic Republic in all but name.
I'm tired of the woke bastardization of words. Master has always been a term of respect.
“Im not kidnapping him, im buying him. Theres a difference.”
~Qui-Gon
Qui-Gon took "Slaves should be free" the wrong way
- Thomas Jefferson also.
@@danieldenne XD
Bro it's I did not kidnap him I bought him there's a difference
Sounds like kidnapping with extra steps.)
Space child services really needs to step up their game
Space child services would first need to expand their services to a very large galaxy all the way to planets in the outskirts like tatooine
and even if they were to get to Anakin they would still take him away from his mother (who is a slave who would not have the resources to take care of her child) if Shmi was in slavery due to debt.
On the bright side it would make Anakin's recruitment into the Jedi order even easier.
The jedi are the space child service
I am in child services far into the future and in a galaxy far far away from Anakin.... I am worried when charismatic leaders take people's children and isolate them.
What really concerns me is that they told Anakin he is 'too old.' Alarm bells...
The jedi were space child services
Facts
“I get to join the wizard cult, this is a dream come true!”
Qui gon: You're the chosen one, Anakin.
Anakin: I'm the what?
Qui gon: You're a Wizard, Harry
Anakin: Who the frak is Harry?
Qui gon: Oh sorry, wrong Chosen One.
The cut from Anakin’s mom to Vader is the funniest shit ever
I haven’t laughed so hard from one of his videos until this.
Omg your spider man
But he also does think that way in a sense.
"Mom would be so proud of me"
@@1glorayyes 🙈
After Battle of Endor:
Anakin's mom: "Anakiiiin..."
Anakin: "Shhiiiiit."
It was his dads fault.
I mean Palpatine is Anakin's father, George Lucas just left that out so people wouldn't be confused and stuff but Palpatine is Anakin's father.@@DieGurke_
@@Auvas_Damask Or Plagueis, he is just as responsible for shifting the force out of balance.
@@DieGurke_Außerdem geiler Name du Gurke😂
@@Auvas_Damask Wasn't it redconned that Palps is Anakin's father because of Rey/Kylo Ren?
If Palps is still Anakin's father, then Palps is Rey's grandfather and Kylo's great-grandfather. TBF, we had Luke x Leia, so it's not that farfetched that Rey and kylo are related
The most common assumption is that Darth Plaguies is Anakin's father because he is the one who was able to create life.
PS: Sequels Suck
PS: Danke sehr
Shmi: you freed him!
Qui gon: i would not say free, technically under a new management
Heh, Megamind reference
I love how proud Vader was of bring "order" to the galaxy
Well, you can say a lot of bad things about Vader, but one thing is for sure: He is not a communist, that one! And that is what counts most, is it not? Just imagine what all those lefty MPs would have done with the hard-earned money of the average citizen if Vader had not killed them all!
Well, he did. From a certain point of view.
"Mother would be so proud of me."
HAHAHHAHAHA
She unironically might have been if she were still alive and didn't know more than most civilians. A lot of the general population thought that the Jedi betrayed the Republic, Anakin died a hero, and the empire era's rebellion was a terrorist group no better than the trade federation separatists were. Even Luke Skywalker thought that the empire were the good guys before they killed his aunt and uncle.
@@Athetos_AdmechGood point.
And didn’t Han originally want to become a Stormtrooper or something?
0:45 that’s the thing though, Jedi went on diplomatic and mercy missions all the time, Anakin went on dozens by the time of Episode 2, part of the curriculum
That confused me too - of all the things Shmi could have been unhappy with the Jedi for, Anakin always staying cooped up inside the building was not one of them. I was thinking at first it was some dramatic irony about how Qui-Gon obviously doesn't know that the Clone Wars are coming and Anakin will be out in danger all the time, but even with that it doesn't make sense. And there were several moments where I thought there was going to be an obvious joke but it didn't come.
it confused me too because I don't remember much of the movies taking place in the temple? They are always out on adventures@@EmmettMcFly55
Understanding Star Wars is understanding that Anakin was never free. The only decision he ever made on his own behalf was to die.
Imagine after Vader walks away it cuts to his mother as a ghost
Staring at Qui Gon
@@hectorestrada7274 And Qui Gon is sweating buckets While trying to look away
And windu starring at Qui gon intensely
@@Mr_ZoRo_018 Windy?
@@walidbentaher mace windu
“Did you hear that?!?! I GET TO JOIN THE WIZARD CULT!”
I love how vader cares about what his mother would think
Such a good son
And such a loving father on HISHE. 😂
All around good guy.
For the record, you can leave the Temple if you want. No one's forcing you to stay in there.
And even as a padawan and a jedi, they still go on various missions outside of Coruscant.
Also Quigon taught in a non-traditional way and I don't think he would have said "no attachments".
You can check out any time you like.
There's just nowhere to go.
Shmi, "My son is free to see the Galaxy!"
Qui-Gon, "Good guess, but actually, no."
He saw mich more of the galaxy than he would've, Shmi gave him up willingly, and Anakin was free to leave the Jedi at any time.
This is a wizard momment
Your a wizard Anakin
I still can’t believe this was made in FlipaClip
???????????????????????????????????????????? no?
Wait what flipaclip yooooo I wish I was this talented.
@@iamawesomebecauseimanumber1 it’s an animation App that’s free in the App Store
Me right now: WHAAAAAAAAT?
You know I don’t blame ahsoka for leaving..
Yeah. She got the worst end of everything that was wrong at the time.
True. Also, I always wondered why Obiwan didn't just flat out leave after Qui-The Gone went and threw him away for the runt.
@@veganconservative1109qui the gone?
You're a wizard harry-uh-i mean Anakin.
Anakin's Mom "At least he'll have waffles"
Qui Gon- "uhh waffles are forbidden in the Jedi order, so he can't have waffles, there not allowed"
And that was the true reason Anakin embraced the dark side. They let him have all the waffles he wants.
All 12 of them
A space wizard steals your child seems really random but in Star Wars it’s not
His mother would of been proud that her son became a General at 19 with his own padawan
Honestly its kind of sad that Anakin's mum never got to meet her future grand-children
“I get to join the wizard cult!”
“Space wizard”
"Ani I have a gift for you before you leave."
"What is it?"
*Opens the gift*
"A Desert eagle!"
Shmi: At least my Son will get paid and have a respectable job.
Quin: Yeah no being a Jedi is more like volunteer work you don’t get paid and no one respects us for interfering with their politics which we do a lot of.
Qui-gon is the only Jedi who doesn't give a crap about the political Jedi Order
dam, this is beyond funny, when Ani's mom cuts to Vader himself, it just makes sense since he failed his mother.
No one gonna talk about the yippee picture in the back?
No one?
Welp *long sip of coke*
I will
YIPEEEEEEE
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I love your animations btw
YIPPIEEEEEEEEE
Wow I love that drawing of Godzilla and monkey and noodle neck with a Christmas tree at 0:03
Wow didn’t even see that.
Keep up the good work :)
How on earth are you watching this?
@@BluntBrothersProductionsI bet he’s a space wizard
@@BluntBrothersProductionsthis is confusing
Why did Star scream die
I like the TBH Creature on 0:03
xD
Hehe lol
“I want the laser sword mom!” Why is the family slaves, can someone tell me!
Ah yes, a Space Wizard says he’s kidnapping- I mean bought your child and all you’re going to say is “Oh, well at least he finally gets to see the galaxy… like he always dreamed of.”. Is this just a normal day in Star Wars or are the parents in Star Wars really bad at being parents?!
Great video by the way as always!!! I can’t wait for the next one!!!!
yeah its a normal day...kids are taken from their families and never seen again
In the mythology, parents have the right to refuse. The Jedi don't actually kidnap Force sensitive children.
@@johnhoran9840 Wait, For real!!! That’s messed up. Now it makes more sense why Anakin said the Jedi were evil.
@@OVER-RANNUS what? learn to read. having the right to refuse is messed up and evil?
@@MrTriple3DJedi mind trick.
mom:"well at least anakin wont have to call everyone master in his new home"
qui-gon: 😅
mom: "well, I mean.. eventually if he trains enough.. he can join the jedi council, and then he will be a master himself"
qui-gon: 😅😅😅😅😅
"so you want to take my child away from me?"
he should have went with "yeah, that's what we do" :D
Bro this is hilarious
Well at least he turned into a Jedi in the end but at what cost all those younglings lol 😂
These people REALLY need to visit an optometrist.
You got wrong, it should be. “Welp, any day commiting genocide across the galaxy”
I hope you guys don't stop making Star Wars parodies, you're amazing at it. Feels like you're able to take jabs at all parts of the Star Wars universe in equal measure
I noticed yippie image >:]
I love this!! 😂😂
Free but not free….
He didn't have to pay anything for the slave, so he's free.
We will watch his career with great interest
She seems way to calm at the fact that the Jedi are planning to emotionally stunt her son.
0:03 Yippee!!!
Geez, wizard cult fits too well.
Well atleast he gets a cool bright sword thing
the animation is good
"See he wants to go. Don't be selfish" got laughing so hard
Pretty sure Jedi do leave the temple to go on missions
You can get the Jedi out of the temple, but you can't get the temple out of the Jedi.
Shmi:"I cant have grandbabies!"
Shmi grabs qui gon's lightsaber and stabs qui gon.
to be fair he DID bring balance to the force... TWICE!
The Jedi can’t have emotional attachment yet Obi-Wan nor Yoda raises an eyebrow when Luke made out with his sister
I know your joking but there was no "making out" Leia (not knowing about any of the Jedi way) kissed Luke to make han mad.
They didn't know
Dude the qui gon is good voice acting
Darth Vader: "my mother would be so ""proud"" of me"
I we just pretending that the Clones Wars series didn’t happen? Because he explored the galaxy in it… regardless this is hilarious.
That’s because there was a war happening. The only time the Jedi would ever leave is missions, which before the clone wars they didn’t have much at all. Especially if you’re younger you’re not really going anywhere.
@@BluntBrothersProductions fair point. Thank you for correcting me friend.
"From a certain point of view" lol
I mean he did a pretty good job at bringing order to the galaxy
Reminds me of that one Film Theory episode about the Jedi actually being a cult indoctrinating helpless kids to be heartless warriors
I mean, isn't that exactly what the films show?
HI!!! Bro you inspired me to start animating! ❤❤ love your channel
0:33 Anakin: proceeds to commit multiple galactic genocides and war crimes
"so he's gonna live in a temple with a bunch of wizards [...] never be able to leave and he can never start a family?"
it sounds weird until you realize this is a common concept for millenias except it's monks and not space wizards
Why is that better?
Monks usually join voluntarily when they are adults. They aren't typically slave children won in a bet.
Anakin joined the Jedi voluntarily as well. He was not "won", the consequence of the bet was that he was freed. You can argue that he was talked into it and since his mum was still a slave, he didn't have many other options, but he was given a choice.
And I don't know much about other religions tbh, but in catholicism in medieval europe, it was common to sent children into monastery.
@@TheLadida42 He was free as in beer.
I just realized all jedi are required to be depressed and a sociopathic in order to keep there job😭😭
HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHO GOT THE PLUSHIES!!!!! IM SO HAPPY
This is awesome and funny! As a Star Wars fan and a Godzilla fan why doesn't this channel have over a million subs by now? Seriously, it's the best!
I love the video went from wholesome to awkward and finally a darker tone at end lol.
The ending is fax bro!
Ironically this is the opposite of what qui gon believed in lmfao
It always bothered me that both the Jedi Council and the Queen of Naboo never thought that they could put Anakin's mind at rest by buying his mum out of slavery and perhaps taking her to Naboo.
They just left her behind on Tatooine, wearing cheap clothes and living in a mud hut, while they had a nice big celebration on Naboo after her son blew up a giant spaceship. No one kept up with what happened to her over about 12 years or so - as she was sold off, married, kidnapped, tortured. I wouldn't even do that to a dog.
I try to make myself believe that he actually made this video on flipaclip but it just doesn’t make any sense that he could make thease kinds of high quality videos on flipaclip😮
You’re laughing. A child is being abducted by a predatorial wizard. And you’re laughing.
His mother should hide in the ship and surprise him.
Aye this is looking great
Qui Gon: Emotional attachment is forbidden. Anakin: Proceeds to fall in love with Padmé.
The Jedis refusing emotional attachment is what led to their demise since Luke's and Jaina Solo's emotional attachments is what led to bringing about a better Jedi Order.
Forbidden love
I like that gui gon is no cill just tells the truth
Yeah... yeah... that pretty much sums it up. Good job @Blunt Brothers Productions 🤣
THIS IS PURE GOLD I'M CRYING OF LAUGHING MAN YOU'RE BEST BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The voice work is phenomenal
Anakin *Oh wow a laser sword!!!!*
Qui gon *Yes yes Anakin and you will soon get your own laser sword to slaughter the younglings with* 😄
I need a Sequel to this, like after the battle of endor we see Anakin meet with Qui gon arguing with his mother or something within the force or something idk would be funny
Ose dark garica : so one minute does it
And the part where all the wizards are filty rich and powerful and yet could not made any effort to free Annakin mom from slavery. Well done space wizards for not freeing the slaves. Atleast the empire got something right.
Shmee: “Could you return later with enough working credits for both of us?”
Qui-Gon: “ehh… sounds complicated, anyways see ya.”
Anakins mom: “At least Anakin has a chance to do some real good in the galaxy and help others and do great things”
Yeahhh about that…
Anakin gets moved to another plantation.
At least Anakin SkyVader thinked to his mother.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cuts to her force ghost
Qui-Gon: I'll also take him on missions with me.
Shmi: But you're on the verge of war!
Qui-Gon: I know right? Perfect timing.
“Don’t be selfish” 💀💀💀
I can't wait for triangle vs monkey part 40 😁
Darth Vader is the perfect example of how things tend to... escalate... after you leave home.
Literally cannon. Chief's kiss! 🧑🍳
Space wizard "buys" your child
Cant wait for act 2 of part 39 triangle vs monkey
After The Acolyte, the Jedi did nothing wrong.
There's a reason that we outlawed the Jedi.
Vader's satisfaction at how proud his mom would be 😂
I WANT MORE STAR WARS CONTENT DO YOU REALISE THATS ALL WE WANT!!
I just realized, if the Jedi never took Anakin, Darth Vader never would’ve existed