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  • @MatthewMcCleskey
    @MatthewMcCleskey  3 місяці тому +4

    Check out my Star Wars animations playlist for more videos just like this!
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  • @Rahhelthethird
    @Rahhelthethird 8 місяців тому +2449

    The woman: "Rey...and you are alone...so Rey Solo~"

    • @alexiserlexcc
      @alexiserlexcc 8 місяців тому +170

      tHat would have made more sense tbh

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 8 місяців тому +99

      Oh my god don't remind me of that crap

    • @miloelite
      @miloelite 8 місяців тому +8

      Lol😅

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 8 місяців тому +34

      It should've been Rey Solo.

    • @DrFranklynAnderson
      @DrFranklynAnderson 8 місяців тому +72

      Her name in the original draft of Episode 9, before the first director left and JJ took over, was actually going to be Rey Solana.
      SOLo
      orgANA
      Man, I wonder who her parents were going to be! 😂

  • @abx_yenway
    @abx_yenway 8 місяців тому +1116

    "Skywalker? Like that Luke kid that went on the run right after his aunt and uncle were horribly murdered under suspicious circumstances? That Skywalker?"

    • @giantidiot31
      @giantidiot31 8 місяців тому +114

      "Wha- whaaat? Where I'm from, Skywalker is a *very* common last name!"

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 8 місяців тому +117

      That's even funnier than the video. The whole sketch should have been that old lady grilling Rey about what happened during a New Hope.

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 8 місяців тому

      went on the run and joined a anti government terrorist group .. dont leave that part out

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Trazynn Facts.

    • @thomriley1036
      @thomriley1036 8 місяців тому +33

      "That Skywalker kid was never right... Why, back before the Lars murders, he spent all his time womanizing at Hoochi Station, or shooting small animals with his gang of hoodlums down in Beggar's Canyon."

  • @christianbryan7474
    @christianbryan7474 8 місяців тому +418

    "What makes you a Skywalker?"
    Losing a hand.

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 8 місяців тому +21

      Shmi just had really good prosthetics

    • @williamkrause5585
      @williamkrause5585 8 місяців тому +15

      Well she definitely doesn’t fall into that category

    • @Zahkrosis
      @Zahkrosis 8 місяців тому +17

      It's a fun family tradition.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 місяців тому +3

      @@williamkrause5585She’s young, give it time /j

    • @antonlazarev7728
      @antonlazarev7728 4 місяці тому +9

      War crimes

  • @Vicky-xc3br
    @Vicky-xc3br 8 місяців тому +630

    Omg, I just can't see Anakin and Obi-Wan the same since the training videos. Your portrait of their relationship is sooo canon. "Will you shut up about sand, Anakin?" LMAOO HAHA.

  • @i_am_ergo
    @i_am_ergo 8 місяців тому +1104

    Anakin just won't shut up about sand, will he?

    • @username1660
      @username1660 8 місяців тому +56

      Considering the amount of emotional baggage the guy could bring to bear, they're lucky he's only going to cry about sand for eternity

    • @Ash-Winchester
      @Ash-Winchester 8 місяців тому +39

      How can anyone shut up about sand? it's rough and course and it gets everywhere, It comes in a variety of colors and has some extra absorbency, it can be light, it can be dark, you heat it just so and it turns into glass. It really has a lot to offer.

    • @CreedoTheGamer
      @CreedoTheGamer 8 місяців тому +26

      I mean it WAS his lightsaber I’d be mad too

    • @stranger5011
      @stranger5011 8 місяців тому +16

      He kind of has a point, sand sucks

    • @VincentTornude
      @VincentTornude 8 місяців тому +5

      have you been to the beach? It stays with you for months.

  • @The.kitchen8
    @The.kitchen8 8 місяців тому +2021

    'Rey palpawalker'

  • @nilbogoblin6207
    @nilbogoblin6207 8 місяців тому +1539

    Don't worry, Finn receives his training... in the Lego Christmas special.

    • @ArbiterPrime
      @ArbiterPrime 8 місяців тому +58

      Which isn’t canon. [Insert sad face here] D:

    • @roozbeh6999
      @roozbeh6999 8 місяців тому +70

      ​​​@@ArbiterPrimeno Disney slop is considered canon to fans

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 8 місяців тому +22

      ​@@roozbeh6999So Andor isn't canon?

    • @roozbeh6999
      @roozbeh6999 8 місяців тому +19

      @@themarsman5155 I'm going to wait for it to finish before answering that question. For now, it's way better than any Disney slop .

    • @seanm241
      @seanm241 8 місяців тому +14

      @@themarsman5155 nope, great show tho. Best Star Wars thing since Disney acquired it

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 8 місяців тому +1085

    You can't really call the movie "The Rise of Skywalker" if all the Skywalkers are dead by the end.
    She's a Palpatine.

    • @Nintendoggy
      @Nintendoggy 8 місяців тому +105

      I assume Rise of Rey didn't sound quite as catchy, and Rise of Palpatine wouldn't... actually, that would've been better, as it could to imply to mean to both the Sith Lord and Rey.

    • @C5Dynamite
      @C5Dynamite 8 місяців тому

      Kill the past. The force is female

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 8 місяців тому +11

      I'd pay huge amount of money to seeing a Rey Palpatine film with lots of fanservice in it@@Nintendoggy.

    • @TheBlindRaven
      @TheBlindRaven 8 місяців тому +8

      This is why when they named it that I thought she was a Skywalker lol. Then that ending 😅

    • @sherdest5141
      @sherdest5141 8 місяців тому +8

      Rise of P

  • @ghostderazgriz
    @ghostderazgriz 8 місяців тому +145

    "Who are you?"
    Rey
    "Rey who?"
    Rey Skywalker
    "Since When?"
    Uhh... Just now?
    "How?"
    I... I guess I chose it...
    "Why?"
    You're a nosy old lady
    "What's your middle name?"
    Don't have one.
    "Who were your parents?"
    Ok, what are you even doing here?
    "What is your mother's maiden name"
    I don't know. Why do you want names?
    "What is your pet's name?"
    Is this an account verification? Are you hacking me right now?
    "Where were you born?"
    Ok, I'm out.

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun 8 місяців тому +160

    it's kinda wholesomethat all three of them are together after death. Still teasing eachother while Anakin is younger than both combined.

    • @pellonpoika
      @pellonpoika 8 місяців тому +2

      I mean, if he was older than both combined, I guess you could call them the ones Anakin slaughtered.

    • @NKN82
      @NKN82 8 місяців тому

      Because there are can't be Darth Vader force ghost. Or war will continue even there if Vader, Sidius, Maul also join force ghosts universe.

    • @JagoShogun
      @JagoShogun 8 місяців тому

      Of course not. He's not his suit or his lacerations.
      @@NKN82

  • @brbbiobreak
    @brbbiobreak 8 місяців тому +1502

    Rey Starwars

  • @Pope_Palpatine_the_first
    @Pope_Palpatine_the_first 8 місяців тому +360

    IDENTITY THEFT ISN'T A JOKE REY!!! 😠

    • @Austroid
      @Austroid 8 місяців тому +25

      "Millions suffer every year!"

    • @MarshallLeeFlames
      @MarshallLeeFlames 8 місяців тому +6

      "Luke!"

    • @txbaca4861
      @txbaca4861 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@MarshallLeeFlames"Oh haha very funny Rey...LUKE!!!"

    • @AKcess_Dnied
      @AKcess_Dnied 8 місяців тому +6

      Tauntauns.
      Porgs.
      Death Star Galactica.

  • @ulrickts
    @ulrickts 8 місяців тому +10

    Gotta love that Luke and Kenobi are old when they are ghosts but Anakin gets to be in his prime for eternity.

  • @WildWeavile
    @WildWeavile 8 місяців тому +108

    Respect to Luke for looking out for Finn, even though...he had never met him lmao

    • @skylersimpson4692
      @skylersimpson4692 8 місяців тому

      No, it’s dumb. Why tf would he want fin to be a Jedi? Doesn’t even have any Jedi qualities? He’s also stupid af lol just pandering

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 4 місяці тому +2

      The real reason why Luke tossed his light saber and ran in The Last Jedi was because he was expecting Finn to be the one to return it to him.

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL 3 місяці тому

      R2 probably told him

  • @BasedChad1
    @BasedChad1 8 місяців тому +201

    Luke "I mean, what really makes you a Skywalker?"
    Anakin: "Familial relations"
    💀

    • @skdKitsune
      @skdKitsune 8 місяців тому +29

      I mean... he's right lol

  • @andrewspears8891
    @andrewspears8891 8 місяців тому +194

    Rey Vengeofthesith

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 8 місяців тому +6

      Aaay

    • @skip-4259
      @skip-4259 8 місяців тому +30

      Rey Turnofthejedi

    • @CheekiTiki
      @CheekiTiki 4 місяці тому +3

      @@skip-4259 Rey Sofskywalker, oh wait fuck

  • @TeronTheGorefiend
    @TeronTheGorefiend 8 місяців тому +167

    Rey Skinwalker

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 8 місяців тому +8

      When Star Wars turns into a Horror series.

  • @Corey.Coolidge
    @Corey.Coolidge 8 місяців тому +373

    Rey is a damn thief. She's stealing that property by claiming to be a Skywalker. When the authorities come by to see who has been squatting she uses that name, shows that Shimi and Luke were both family members there and bam! Now she's a property owner. You know how hard it is to get property these days?

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 8 місяців тому +36

      Get the IRS involved, tell them that she is committing tax fraud and they'll easily take her down.

    • @brandonlehner7384
      @brandonlehner7384 8 місяців тому +27

      Ironically, this is exactly how it goes in robot chicken

    • @Corey.Coolidge
      @Corey.Coolidge 8 місяців тому +12

      @@brandonlehner7384 That's probably why this video doesn't touch on that. No one wants to be accused of joke theft.

    • @PsypherWolf
      @PsypherWolf 8 місяців тому +19

      She stole the ship, the sword, the droid and the name.
      A true Palpatine, indeed.

    • @SpikedKirby
      @SpikedKirby 8 місяців тому

      I would love to read a short fanfic about the IRS taking down Rey for tax fraud @@alduintheanti-dragonborn

  • @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets
    @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets 8 місяців тому +32

    *Rey looks at the binary sunset and sees a force ghost of the Episode 9 Fridge ad crossover*
    "Reyfrigerator"

  • @PalpatinesPlumber
    @PalpatinesPlumber 8 місяців тому +203

    What makes you a Skywalker?
    - The attempt on youngling lives

  • @charlotte78369
    @charlotte78369 8 місяців тому +40

    "Rey'd Shadow Legend"

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 8 місяців тому +163

    To be fair, Anakin has a point, burying incredibly dangerous weapons in the sand where they will almost certainly be exposed at some point as it was only like a foot down, is a really bad idea.
    But she barely knew the skywalkers. This would be like taking someone's surname(without their permission) after knowing them for a couple months, and both of them dying. Still weird.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 8 місяців тому +28

      I can understand it coming from a place of respect but this usage just feels kind of like theft.
      Lineages carry weight in Star Wars franchise, so taking a name you have no claim to is basically like being the last person present when an ultra rich person dies then going "oh no, my uncle who I loved very much!" when the life alert people show up on the scene.
      They arent going to do a genetic test right there on the spot and if that person had no next of kin, you kinda weaseled your way in based on dumb luck and timing.

    • @tommyfanzfloppydisk
      @tommyfanzfloppydisk 8 місяців тому +2

      anakin just hates sand, its not that deep

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 8 місяців тому +6

      Indeed, she didn't burry them that deep at all.@@tommyfanzfloppydisk

    • @Fenris30
      @Fenris30 8 місяців тому

      Yeah at least the Chick from the Titanic fucked the guy and was in love with him when she took his name. Shouldn't she have taken Ben's Name since they were a "Diad"? I guess Rey Solo doesn't have the same ring to it even though she seemed far closer to Han then Luke. Even stole his ship.

    • @LazzyVamples
      @LazzyVamples 8 місяців тому +1

      I dare you to pick any desert, pick a random spot, bury something a foot deep in it and then see how long it takes for somebody to discover it.

  • @Fenris30
    @Fenris30 8 місяців тому +13

    Why was an Old woman out strolling in the middle of Nowhere in a sand people infested death trap like Tattoine like she's going to the Market when Luke needed a Landspeeder to get places?

  • @matthefantasy9053
    @matthefantasy9053 8 місяців тому +14

    Leia disapearing when she saw Anakin is so funny, especilay because in the EU after the battle of Endor, Anakin actullay came to her and she just told him to leave and never come back, and so he did. He never visitid her again

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 8 місяців тому +2

      She wasn’t as ready to forgive him for his acts as Vader

  • @dangalfthedruid
    @dangalfthedruid 8 місяців тому +9

    These animations have no business being this charming. The style and your performance just work. Also, ditto on Finn.

  • @johno1544
    @johno1544 8 місяців тому +74

    Strike one is burying lightsabers in sand 😅

  • @TheFlyingRaptor
    @TheFlyingRaptor 8 місяців тому +9

    Rey "identifying” as a Skywalker is just so cringe. It's bad enough she gets to Mary Sue all the way up to Jedi Grand Master. Now she gets to declare herself a Skywalker? Please...

  • @earthlydreamers7565
    @earthlydreamers7565 8 місяців тому +192

    She also was partially responsible for killing the last Skywalker, feel like that should disqualify her. Skywalker bloodline's gone while Palpatine's survived. Also Palps never specified how she had to kill him and we know he's very good at telepathically whispering in peoples' ears so those dead jedi speaking to her could've just been him pushing her to kill him so he could take over her body.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 8 місяців тому +6

      That doesn't make sense.
      It's presumed that Palpatine literally tells her what he wants her to do because the knowledge of the pain that such a vengeful murder will bring not outweighing the anger it would take to commit it is what he needs to forge a new sith lord in his image.
      If he could secretly manipulate people into it then Darth Vader could have easily been a suitable choice for reincarnation.
      Or ben. Or any jedi turned sith.

    • @Tezunegari
      @Tezunegari 8 місяців тому +24

      My headcanon is that the Palpatine clone won in Rise of Skywalker.
      He is now inside her head like Baron Harkonnen was inside Alia's head and whispered "advice" constantly (Dune).
      And Rey will go Sith with every Baneite Sith in her head.
      Huh... that has similarities to The Avatar of the Last Airbender or "The Butcher" of the web novel Worm, depending on how the influence works.

    • @91Caesar
      @91Caesar 8 місяців тому +28

      ​@ghostderazgriz the movie litterally opens with the revelation that Palpatine has been every voice in Kylo Ren's head. It's not all that hard to conceive he could have done the same to Rey.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 8 місяців тому +32

      @@ghostderazgriz Look at this guy, trying to make sense of the pointless and destructive Disney Trilogy when the writers themselves had no idea what they were doing other than wanting to erase all that came before.

    • @ClassicalXD
      @ClassicalXD 8 місяців тому +6

      Did you forget? Somehow Palpatine has returned...

  • @dividewalker5673
    @dividewalker5673 8 місяців тому +28

    No one else gonna point out how Leia nopes out of there as soon as Anakin shows up? Like she is just _not_ gonna tolerate his shit today, so off she goes. I wanna see her and Anakin fight.

    • @livingcheese2910
      @livingcheese2910 8 місяців тому +1

      Now I can't get the image out of my mind about Dad Anakin arguing with his rebellious teenage daughter. lmao

  • @johnmccall4528
    @johnmccall4528 8 місяців тому +51

    IMHO the Solo name would have been more appropriate. It was the name of the man she looked up to like a father figure. It was the name of the woman who she trained with after Luke and it was the name of the man she loved.

    • @sir1603
      @sir1603 8 місяців тому +14

      Rey Organa Palpatine Solo Skywalker

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 8 місяців тому +10

      Rey Oregano Palpatini Solowalker Skybacca

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 8 місяців тому +9

      And she is alone at the end of the trilogy… Solo

    • @Jotaro-o
      @Jotaro-o 8 місяців тому +3

      The man she loved? Ben Solo? Ugh that relationship was so forced. I rather that not be a reason.

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 8 місяців тому +64

    Its clear you know your stuff since Leia dipped as soon as Anakin appeared.

    • @AgentM79
      @AgentM79 7 місяців тому

      A very important detail.

  • @Space_Pope
    @Space_Pope 8 місяців тому +359

    Love this so much. Everyone's thinking it, glad it's been said.

    • @MichaelBurkhalter
      @MichaelBurkhalter 8 місяців тому +12

      It’s been said since the movie released

    • @Space_Pope
      @Space_Pope 8 місяців тому +4

      @MichaelBurkhalter not in this form...

    • @garrettviewegh9028
      @garrettviewegh9028 8 місяців тому +2

      Love how this pretty much reflects how the fans feel at this point. Most didn’t like the sequels, some were in the middle, a few actually liked that trilogy. But as far as Rey calling herself a Skywalker goes, it’s been enough time to where fans aren’t so adamant about it, but still what some justification and clarity.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 8 місяців тому +146

    Well, tbh she couldn't call herself Palpatine without being hunted down and quartered. Would be fun if her naming herself by Luke's surname wasn't a forced attempt at "passing the torch", but instead Rey literally being unimaginative and grabbing the first surname she can.
    "So, you mean like the family that owned this farm? You're some kind of a relative?" [Rey proceeds to mumble the most contradicting backstory as if she's failing skill checks]

    • @weareharbinger914
      @weareharbinger914 8 місяців тому +5

      Eh, I doubt it, sharing someone's name doesn't mean you'll be exactly like them, that would be weird.

    • @justarandomguy2424
      @justarandomguy2424 8 місяців тому +25

      @@weareharbinger914 palpatine didn't build just one but two planet destroying lasers and a lot more stuff to kill as many civilians as possible. nobody would care. She would be shot at without hesitation.

    • @Idran
      @Idran 8 місяців тому +17

      @@weareharbinger914 i think the judgment towards her (in the eyes of others) would be less about her having the name and more about her not having decided to change the name
      like, i know if i ran into someone with the last name "hitler" or "mussolini", i'd give them a side-eye for choosing to go by it

    • @Trencher1375
      @Trencher1375 8 місяців тому

      TLJ is for fake fans and tourists.

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 8 місяців тому +15

      @@Idran Something tells me that there might be people who'd probably take their anger out on Rey just for having Palpatine as her last name. To be fair, there is no legal documentation in the galaxy declaring her last name is Palpatine, so she's free to change her name to something else and no one can really question her.

  • @Vahmung
    @Vahmung 8 місяців тому +7

    Her one moment to pick an awesome name and she blew it. Rey Starkiller would of been so edgy.

  • @TenthSgtSnipes
    @TenthSgtSnipes 8 місяців тому +6

    The ENTIRE film: “who you are isn’t what defines you, it’s what you do”
    Rey: “but what if I just changed who I was?”

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 8 місяців тому +30

    "Rey who?"
    "Rey...light.. saber.....sand....uh. ..Skywalker. Rey Skywalker."

  • @llamareactionstudios7208
    @llamareactionstudios7208 8 місяців тому +128

    I like how these are like reasonable reactions from them rather than just them instantly saying that Rey doesn't deserve to be called a Skywalker.
    Luke, the main Skywalker of the light side, focuses on how Rey calling herself a Skywalker could be good for the future of the Jedi.
    Anakin, the original Skywalker, is the most skeptical considering Rey is a direct relative of the person who manipulated him for years, but isn't outright against it.
    Obi-Wan, the closest thing to a non-blood related Skywalker, and Mr. "No dealing in absolutes", is here questioning the requirements to "be" a Skywalker.
    Perfection.

    • @brendo7363
      @brendo7363 8 місяців тому +26

      She's a skywalker because BRAND RECOGNITION

    • @jakoblevantinus9113
      @jakoblevantinus9113 8 місяців тому +9

      This. Thanks for articulating my thoughts. There is no gimmick with this video, it is just a pleasantly nuanced discussion between familiar characters. I'd wager the most sophisticated video in their SW series.

    • @McShmoodle
      @McShmoodle 8 місяців тому +6

      So many people dismiss her being a Skywalker simply because they don't like the character, rather than consider how the actual Skywalkers feel about it. Well put.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 8 місяців тому +8

      Jacen Solo lost his hand in his fight against his Aunt Mara Jade; Anakin lost his hand against Obi-Wan in the 2D Clone Wars, and Luke Skywalker lost his hand against his father Anakin, which I count these people to being all true Skywalkers more than Rey, and I'll always refer to her as Rey Palpatine because that's what she is@@McShmoodle.

    • @Nightley4
      @Nightley4 8 місяців тому +5

      Skywalker's name is a legend as was shown in ep.8 when a kid was telling a story. If one has to continue Jedi legacy after Luke said "Well, I'm not the last jedi, byeeeee" and dipped into the Force, taking the name is not a bad choice.

  • @peterslavik1449
    @peterslavik1449 8 місяців тому +25

    "She just got it" Anakin won a race no human could and destroyed a trade federation capitol ship at the age of 9

    • @MatthewMcCleskey
      @MatthewMcCleskey  8 місяців тому +16

      20k+ midichlorians! OFF THE CHARTS!

    • @royox
      @royox 8 місяців тому +10

      He just had faster reflexes than normal humans and he destroyed the capital ship by absolute accident (he crashed his fighter inside and started pressing buttons randomly). Meanwhile we have Rey using jedi Mind Trick and Force Pull minutes after learning "the force exists" and lifting a mountain worth of rocks after a lesson and a half with Luke.

    • @FasutonemuMyoji
      @FasutonemuMyoji 8 місяців тому +2

      @@royox Star Wars Fans hate this one weird trick: Replace all headcanon accounts of "the will of the force" with "the will of the plot" and nothing changes.

    • @peterslavik1449
      @peterslavik1449 8 місяців тому

      @@MatthewMcCleskey copium is a hell of a drug

    • @MatthewMcCleskey
      @MatthewMcCleskey  8 місяців тому +5

      @@peterslavik1449 it's a joke. This whole channel is jokes. Relax.

  • @TheREPPIX
    @TheREPPIX 8 місяців тому +6

    I wish when Obi-Wan asked Anakin to shut up about the sand that he'd immediately respond with a dry "no"... I feel like it would have made it perfectly accurate 😅

  • @SaxoraMcOhn
    @SaxoraMcOhn 8 місяців тому +43

    Rey-Man *Joints disappear into thin air*

  • @iantunmer7987
    @iantunmer7987 8 місяців тому +21

    Who Are You?
    Uhhh, I am Rey Organa.

  • @RyuSpike
    @RyuSpike 8 місяців тому +28

    Rey taking on the Skywalker name would have been more impactful if Rey and Luke had a closer bond in the films. Like, they tried to imply that but there is barely enough time. The closest thing Rey had to a Master/Apprentice relationship would be with Leia, but that couldn't get enough screentime due to... unfortunate circumstances. So yeah... Disney kinda screwed themselves over for killing off Luke.

    • @MatthewMcCleskey
      @MatthewMcCleskey  8 місяців тому +8

      Yeah I didn't even get the impression they left off on the bedt terms while he was alive either.
      I know they planned for Leia to be a bit part of 9 originally so I know that had to have made things difficult.

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 8 місяців тому +2

      I almost feel like she should have gone with Solo, lol.

    • @raywallacefan7786
      @raywallacefan7786 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, Carrie Fisher died almost a year before TLJ came out. It would have made more sense to keep Luke alive and have Leia die at the end of Episode XIII. She could have died of a broken heart, like her mother did.

  • @sirthedave
    @sirthedave 8 місяців тому +4

    Finn really was one of the greatest tragedies of the sequel trilogy.
    He had SUCH an interesting backstory: A stormtrooper trained from infancy finally questions his place in the Order and leaves to join the Resistance… AND he was shown to be able to wield a lightsaber and even going toe to toe with Kylo Ren.
    He could’ve been such an amazing addition to the Jedi order and the Skywalker Saga, (not important, but it would’ve been so sick to have another colored Jedi apart from Mace Windu as well) but Disney just had to turn him into a bubbling idiot for the next two movies whose only purpose is to shout ‘REY!’ every few minutes.
    Such an utter waste…

    • @jinushaun
      @jinushaun Місяць тому

      Exactly. Even worse when you watch the interviews and he’s the only Star Wars nerd in the cast. They did him dirty.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 8 місяців тому +8

    "I'm Rei"
    "Rei who?"
    🎶 "Rei, a drop of golden sun! Me, Skywalker, I call myself. Far, a long, long time ago! 🎶
    🎶 "Solo, a loose plot thread... Rawr, Chewie following so-lo! T, HX-1138, and that brings us back to 🎶
    (looks at the *Star Wars* franchise)
    🎶 _"D'OH!"_ 🎶

    • @nusbaumtanner
      @nusbaumtanner 7 місяців тому +1

      I appreciate this creativity

  • @cheesyboygouda
    @cheesyboygouda 8 місяців тому +3

    Redeem a name that has been related to evil for years: 😒
    Take the name of the family that took care of you and taught you how to be a great pilot: 😒
    Take the name of some random old man that was mean to you and had no deeper relationship with you other than being your sensei for like 2 minutes: 😎

  • @michaelbread5906
    @michaelbread5906 7 місяців тому +3

    This is like if Luke called himself Luke Yoda, and took the little cane with him.

  • @grimsgraveyard3598
    @grimsgraveyard3598 8 місяців тому +10

    Strike one is burying lightsabers in sand.

  • @meltedcopper9247
    @meltedcopper9247 8 місяців тому +3

    Luke and anakin both hated sand and left but their worst enemy's grand daughter kills their seed off head to the desert and takes their name.

  • @DIN_NER
    @DIN_NER 8 місяців тому +10

    "even if it is a little... forced." ☠

  • @darkglass3011
    @darkglass3011 8 місяців тому +39

    Old lady: Who are you?
    Kylo: Ben.
    Old Lady: Ben who?
    Ben: ...Ben Skywalker.
    This to me would have been way better because he started off as Ben Solo, but rejected his birth name. In coming full circle, he decides to honor both his parents by readopting his birth first name and carrying on the Skywalker family name.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 8 місяців тому +22

      But he is a white man. In modern Star Wars it's like being a Jew in Germany in 1930s. Immediate disqualification.

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@ImperativeGamesWhat an idiotic and gross thing to say.

    • @roozbeh6999
      @roozbeh6999 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@LocalSlasherhe's right though

    • @SilverTriforce25
      @SilverTriforce25 8 місяців тому +6

      @@LocalSlasher What an idiotic and gross thing to reply.

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 8 місяців тому

      @@LocalSlasher He's literally right though. The modern trend in entertainment these days is Women are always right even when they are grossly incompetent, and Men are to be treated as punching bags and training dummies whilst made to look stupid at every conceivable point in time. In other words, yeah a Jew in Germany in the 1930's is pretty accurate, which is fucking terrifying.

  • @darthhiro7425
    @darthhiro7425 7 місяців тому +1

    I had this thought from an older movie with HHH in it, and he goes "Rey, just Rey"

  • @agaeus
    @agaeus 8 місяців тому +3

    Every time Anakin spoke, I was in stitches. Your impression is fabulous (intonation, arrogance, impudence, etc.)

  • @JamezGrimm
    @JamezGrimm 5 місяців тому +4

    Just like a Paplpatine to start a legacy through deception and a lie. 😂

  • @robinlaszlo
    @robinlaszlo 8 місяців тому +2

    Whoever you have voice Anakin does the sadboy monotone talking so well.

  • @produccionesluxy
    @produccionesluxy 8 місяців тому +1

    anakin must've been SO mad at the fact that she buried his lightsabeR in sand, its kind of admirable that he stayed calm this whole video

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer 8 місяців тому +9

    We get it, Ani. Sand is rough & it's course & it gets everywhere. It won't be long before those buried lightsabers wind up corroding & decaying...After all, the rate at which that happens depends on the materials used to make them.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 4 місяці тому

      But... wouldn't Anakin have used the most resistant materials vs Sand, if only because he's used to it being a problem for stuff he uses? (Also you know, 'screw sand' and all.)

  • @DefecTec
    @DefecTec 8 місяців тому +17

    1:45 bro everything went beyond perfect for Rey, it hurts to watch. Daisy Ridley could’ve killed the role if the character was written well

    • @DefecTec
      @DefecTec 8 місяців тому

      @@immikeurnot she seems like a nice girl, but I guess we won’t since they butchered it so bad

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 8 місяців тому +10

    Rey-lying on nostalgia

  • @themarvelanddcmarshlands
    @themarvelanddcmarshlands 8 місяців тому +1

    I personally take less issue with her claiming the name Skywalker and more so that with as much as she knew about Leia, she should have known that Tattoine would be the LAST place any Skywalker would want their lightsabers buried at.
    It was a planet that held nothing but memories of slavery, death, great depression and misery

  • @stanlee4ever278
    @stanlee4ever278 8 місяців тому +1

    As someone who actually enjoys the Sequel Trilogy, I love these videos because they are actually really funny. They actually poke fun at the movies in a really funny way withiut being overtly mean spirited. I appreciate that a lot!

  • @Violet_Knight
    @Violet_Knight 8 місяців тому +67

    "Rey... Rey-Bans"
    *Puts on sunglasses, turns out the whole sequel trilogy was just an ad for a sunglasses company*

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 8 місяців тому +14

      That would've been a better ending.

    • @EtherD86
      @EtherD86 8 місяців тому +6

      Immediately followed by a cut into "Who Are You" - The Who.

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations 8 місяців тому +3

      “Rey-d Shadow Legends”

  • @Altair4611
    @Altair4611 8 місяців тому +4

    Would be hilarious if a palpatine brings back the jedi order
    kill me

  • @zerx9926
    @zerx9926 6 місяців тому +1

    - Who?
    - Rey Skywalk...
    - Asked?

  • @whitehawk4099
    @whitehawk4099 8 місяців тому +16

    "I'm Rey, Rey Cist"

  • @Doctorgeo7
    @Doctorgeo7 8 місяців тому +9

    Reasonable and believable responses from Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Luke.
    Although I'd have thought Luke and Anakin would have been confused about burying their lightsabers here. Tattoine isn't exactly a place with good vibes for any of them.

    • @seraphinamcholland8353
      @seraphinamcholland8353 8 місяців тому +4

      It always bothered me too. Burying their legacy on the planet they both grew up on wanting to flee. But it also kinda fits the whole adopting a legacy, but knowing little of it. Like taking a brief look at a wiki page.
      Also a bit of a side issue of writing cause she also grew up on shit desert planet, so she probably wouldn't have sought to settle there either, but they wanted a sentimental moment that evoked the prior trilogies at the same time and no other location really was teed up for it.

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 8 місяців тому

      Luke and Anakin both say: This bitch really tarnished our reps and then stole our name....

  • @richardpatterson7084
    @richardpatterson7084 8 місяців тому +1

    "I'm Rey. Rey Morbius. It's Reybin time"

  • @NobodySpecialNerdery
    @NobodySpecialNerdery 2 місяці тому +1

    These give me a strange amount of peace about the movies

    • @hotcoffeedude
      @hotcoffeedude 2 місяці тому +1

      I've watched a lot of these and I think I just like their version better.

  • @Jhowy-wu3mr
    @Jhowy-wu3mr Місяць тому +1

    😄I honestly would’ve preferred her just give a little smirk and a shrug and say 😌”just Rey”. It would’ve still achieved what a lot of people thought they were going for in episode 8. Like names and lineage don’t matter. The past doesn’t matter. Everyone is their own person and you decide whether you want to use your abilities and talents to help or harm those you encounter in life.
    Like how Ben was a Skywalker which means he had great lineage but Rey’s parents were nobodies in episode 8. Yet she could still find the strength to stand equal to him. Or how Ben was a skywalker which means he should have been good while Rey was revealed to be a Palpatine in episode 9 meant she should have been evil but both followed completely different paths in life despite their bloodlines. Rey spent the trilogy wondering who she really was or where she came from. Only to be horrified by the truth. Idk I would’ve liked to see her end her journey realizing names and titles don’t really matter and that only she decides what her destiny will be. Not those that came before. Could’ve ended a poorly written final movie with a pretty solid message😅.

  • @mercuriallily
    @mercuriallily 8 місяців тому +2

    Not gonna lie, your Star Wars videos have all been fantastic

  • @bubaloow123
    @bubaloow123 8 місяців тому +3

    I like these videos far more than I actually like star wars.

  • @Arkanthrall
    @Arkanthrall 8 місяців тому +59

    Calling herself Skywalker is cultural appropriation.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 8 місяців тому +1

    -Rey who?
    -Rey Skywalker Solo Palpatine Kenobi Organo Tano Stark Jones De Todos Los Santos Messi.

  • @sascha495
    @sascha495 2 місяці тому +2

    "Rey'd Shadow Legends"

  • @michaelchristy506
    @michaelchristy506 26 днів тому +1

    This is why I don’t consider anything made by Disney as canon

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 7 місяців тому +1

    To be a skywalker you need to be conceived by the force. Or the child of someone like that.
    Considering reys lineage makes no sense she either rejected it, or other force magic meanings

  • @quinterosjorge2
    @quinterosjorge2 8 місяців тому +2

    This, for me, is the new canon

  • @zaqattack1423
    @zaqattack1423 4 місяці тому +1

    Lukes like "that ain't my fucking child"

  • @chebroadnax
    @chebroadnax 8 місяців тому

    "if Finn isn't a Jedi soon, I'm gonna lose it."
    Thank you for that.

  • @JustDaZack
    @JustDaZack 6 місяців тому

    "Will You shut up about sand, Anakin..." 😂

  • @PokeHokage
    @PokeHokage 8 місяців тому +1

    Honestly if they had a movie set a couple hundred years into the future and the Jedi were now named skywalkers I would like that more.

    • @nusbaumtanner
      @nusbaumtanner 7 місяців тому

      shhhh, stop thinking of plot lines that could actually make sense and be interesting

  • @darkflamestudios
    @darkflamestudios 8 місяців тому +1

    100% Shiv Palpatine, idk what movie you watched but that's what Disney gave us.

  • @The_Trash_Boat
    @The_Trash_Boat 8 місяців тому +1

    They made a video on an over Rey-used meme and made it funny

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 4 місяці тому +1

    This is why I really felt why she should have been Anakin reincarnated. That alone would explain so much. Why she is so strong, why she has a connection to the skywalkers, why Anakin's saber called out to her and why Anakin's ghost was absent. Plus the prophecy would still be fulfilled if the reincarnation of the chosen one destroys the Sith.

  • @noahsibahi-jackson8757
    @noahsibahi-jackson8757 8 місяців тому +3

    What is with Disney and burying lightsabers and destroying legacy characters lol for gods sake, as if it wasn’t already an issue with the atrocious characters they create in Rey.

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 8 місяців тому +1

    This made more sense than the actual movie! 😂

  • @Grigorii-j7z
    @Grigorii-j7z 8 місяців тому +5

    "Rey who?"
    "MA REY SUUUU!"

  • @iveyyewitt1621
    @iveyyewitt1621 8 місяців тому

    Thank you for that ending. Put a huge smile on my face.

  • @Mateusz-qd4en
    @Mateusz-qd4en 25 днів тому +1

    Rey Lars,because my master's stepfather named Lars

  • @Rubberbucket0038
    @Rubberbucket0038 8 місяців тому

    Genuinely just needed this laugh thank you so much man.

  • @kierannath
    @kierannath 8 місяців тому +2

    And they all lived happily ever after...as sand people

  • @SirVyre
    @SirVyre 8 місяців тому +1

    Rey Skypatine and her new Sweet Baby Rey's BBQ Sauce. It's not really BBQ sauce, but don't tell its fans that!

  • @isaiahhenio4556
    @isaiahhenio4556 4 місяці тому

    Padme: Don't Lose It Luke
    I Mean Don't Think She's A Skywalker

  • @Yukiwodashite
    @Yukiwodashite 8 місяців тому +1

    I like how at first it seems like they are going to have that internet angry star wars fan reaction, and then it changes into them being like "maybe it could work, idk"

  • @chaoticfangurl567
    @chaoticfangurl567 8 місяців тому +1

    Rey really was the villain all along

  • @MikStarYo
    @MikStarYo 7 місяців тому

    If only the fandom could have such a civilized conversation.

  • @Patar15
    @Patar15 8 місяців тому

    “I don’t like sand. It’s course and rough and it gets everywhere.”

  • @aDeadlyDonut
    @aDeadlyDonut Місяць тому

    Top tier Hayden impression

  • @txbaca4861
    @txbaca4861 8 місяців тому +1

    Kathleen Kennedy: Ok now one more giant middle finger to the long time fans "who just don't get it" to wrap it all up, let's see...
    Also Kathleen Kennedy: 😈😈😈 *This scene*

  • @thislink1519
    @thislink1519 8 місяців тому

    The duality in this video is comedic genius.