David Spade’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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  • @leskobrandon3497
    @leskobrandon3497 Рік тому +523

    " His Mom has never seen him on SNL because she blinks ." was comedic genius

    • @johncho7149
      @johncho7149 Рік тому +4

      Brutal lol

    • @DanteCold43
      @DanteCold43 8 місяців тому +5

      I don’t get it

    • @ScyleOrnitier
      @ScyleOrnitier 8 місяців тому +22

      ​@@DanteCold43as in he wasn't on long enough to last a blink

    • @dakmycat3688
      @dakmycat3688 4 місяці тому

      And ashy skin guy looks just like the real Macaulay culkin🤣😂.

    • @someAholeComment
      @someAholeComment 2 місяці тому

      It was the, "he has his father's ashy skin" that got me.

  • @jeffreydean5112
    @jeffreydean5112 Рік тому +404

    When Rob Lowe laughs at jokes about him, I just expect him to say “that was just delightful!” lol

    • @jarmond1
      @jarmond1 Рік тому +15

      LITERALLY

    • @easygrin1127
      @easygrin1127 Рік тому

      Haha yes thats funny he's soo gay

    • @baxtronx5972
      @baxtronx5972 2 місяці тому +4

      Ann Perkins ..

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 Місяць тому

      He should’ve said “”Pow” after each joke he’d make lol

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying Рік тому +986

    That ashy skin joke was brutal.

    • @EveryoneFknSucks
      @EveryoneFknSucks Рік тому +127

      Not as brutal as Jimmy Carr's "This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father, that was in 2001"

    • @geneowen6200
      @geneowen6200 Рік тому +4

      Yeah it was

    • @thomasgriffin2326
      @thomasgriffin2326 Рік тому +18

      @@EveryoneFknSucks yeah he MIGHT have crossed a line there lol

    • @FisherofMen75
      @FisherofMen75 Рік тому +2

      Yeah it was

    • @omegaluck6220
      @omegaluck6220 Рік тому +3

      @@EveryoneFknSucks nah that one is so predictable and not even funny tbh

  • @mevestiller
    @mevestiller Рік тому +196

    “She’ll be leaving after the show but her tooth will be hanging out…” lol brutal!!

  • @Cheese_crackers
    @Cheese_crackers 3 місяці тому +37

    David genuinely laughing at his own jokes is funny in itself lol

  • @JohnWagner-sf8ho
    @JohnWagner-sf8ho Рік тому +124

    "His character was called Soda Pop, because he was 98% Coke."

  • @Buttsac
    @Buttsac Рік тому +253

    David’s a national treasure 🫡

    • @AffIuent
      @AffIuent Рік тому +1

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @Buttsac
      @Buttsac Рік тому +1

      @@CUStudioFilms sir or madam, he belongs to the united states you cant have him

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 Рік тому +2

      more like National Treasure 2

    • @northwestprof60
      @northwestprof60 7 місяців тому

      If the country is the Sudan

  • @mmingo33
    @mmingo33 Рік тому +272

    That Jewel tooth joke 🤣🤣

    • @andreo.7633
      @andreo.7633 Рік тому +5

      Ik under rated hahah

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому +9

      I'm glad she didn't get it fixed like most celebrities would. Sometimes tiny flaws like that accentuate a person's beauty and makes them unique. It does for her in my opinion. 😍
      Someone having to fake everything to be perfect is slightly off-putting, like the Kardashians or these plastic filled female rappers.

    • @rexleidig3412
      @rexleidig3412 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce😢

  • @marcopl17
    @marcopl17 Рік тому +227

    The Peyton forgetting his career joke was vicious

    • @motorcyclelad
      @motorcyclelad Рік тому +5

      Explain to the folks at home what head trauma induced Alzheimer’s disease is…

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Рік тому +3

      It's almost like this was a roast.

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 8 місяців тому +2

      Peyton can't even spell CTE.

    • @user-kx6vk3nj9u
      @user-kx6vk3nj9u 5 місяців тому

      That was tame.

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit 2 місяці тому

      The laugh after it too 🤣

  • @gregevans173
    @gregevans173 Рік тому +204

    Respect for adding that final joke to the video. That one gets cut out of the compilation videos usually

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому

      Got to paint Republicans as racists to get those votes.

    • @skepticalbutopen4620
      @skepticalbutopen4620 Рік тому +11

      Lol that last joke was the best 😂

    • @imtheman4805
      @imtheman4805 Рік тому +2

      I absolutely loved the last joke.
      I was ROTF thinking about how funny it would have been to be there and actually see the gun powder residue

    • @jenniferwilson6977
      @jenniferwilson6977 10 місяців тому +7

      Nikki Glaser was shook!! 😂😂

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 6 місяців тому +1

      they always say the funniest jokes are the true ones.

  • @anonymousinformant2247
    @anonymousinformant2247 10 місяців тому +67

    "i haven't seen you laugh so hard since Trayvon Martin got shot!" 😂
    Comedy gold

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 8 місяців тому +10

    “She will be leaving right after the show, but her tooth is going to hang out” 😭🤣😭

  • @jaycuthbert245
    @jaycuthbert245 Рік тому +70

    "Has his dads ashy skin" wow that was rough lol

  • @paulmccartney3074
    @paulmccartney3074 Рік тому +23

    At 3:25 David looks around like that because Pete stole his own joke to roast him with. In the 90s on SNL David famously joked that he used to look like Macaulay Culkin when he was little

  • @justinnmai8903
    @justinnmai8903 Рік тому +103

    Spades laugh is diabolic

  • @pembrokelove
    @pembrokelove Рік тому +622

    I forgot how painful Coulter’s roast was.

    • @johnnytransam5894
      @johnnytransam5894 Рік тому +30

      It was brutal

    • @davidlamb1107
      @davidlamb1107 Рік тому +111

      Jeff Ross laughing at how bad she is at it cracks me up.

    • @BP2UTV
      @BP2UTV Рік тому +50

      The only person who came close was The Situation.

    • @DanStrayer
      @DanStrayer Рік тому +5

      @@BP2UTV Dude was terrible. Although I’d throw in Sandra Bernhard from the Jerry Stiller roast.

    • @DanStrayer
      @DanStrayer Рік тому +27

      Her flameout makes me love Norm MacDonald’s Saget performance even more. He was trying to be lame, and he made it work brilliantly. She actually tried to stick to the roast formula, and looked like a humourless, even more ineloquent David Duke.

  • @samanthaalexandramunguia
    @samanthaalexandramunguia Рік тому +103

    The ending tho 😭🔥🤣

  • @Mitchaitea
    @Mitchaitea 5 місяців тому +33

    Davids come back to coulter was personal and im here for it

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 2 місяці тому +1

      Indeed.

    • @user-jq1so5vd2i
      @user-jq1so5vd2i Місяць тому

      😢😢😢 Unfortunate Biden was an outspoken critic of bussing and school desegregation as a member of congress 😮

  • @broken_disco_ball
    @broken_disco_ball Рік тому +81

    I know that Brad Pitt line low-key hit him hard lolllll

  • @iandurrett8940
    @iandurrett8940 Рік тому +45

    Somebody audibly booing at Ann coulter’s first joke 💀💀

  • @mq42
    @mq42 5 місяців тому +13

    The non-comedians have their jokes written for them but you still need to be able to tell a joke to make it work. Maybe it's because it was unexpected but Jewel's delivery made those jokes great.

  • @geekverve
    @geekverve 5 місяців тому +20

    That crowd was bound and determined not to laugh at anything that Ann Coulter said. I still can't understand why anyone would have invited her nor why she would ever have accepted.

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 4 місяці тому +4

      Why she was invited: Rob Lowe wanted people to insult her instead of him
      Why she said yes: To promote her book and convince people to vote for Trump

    • @ragnaroksangel
      @ragnaroksangel 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Nick_C1997 $5 says Rob Lowe and Peyton Manning both got blowies from her backstage. That's why she was invited

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo Місяць тому

      Make the others look better.

  • @951armen
    @951armen Рік тому +51

    Ashy skin and travon martin jokes where brutal!!! lol

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому

      They literally brought Coulter on the roast to paint Republicans as racists. Nothing but a propaganda trap and she fell right into it by attending.

  • @skepticalbutopen4620
    @skepticalbutopen4620 Рік тому +36

    That last joke was the best lol

  • @slshusker
    @slshusker Рік тому +53

    We need more Comedy Central roasts.

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому +6

      We need less political propaganda in our comedy.

    • @slshusker
      @slshusker Рік тому +5

      @Jacob Cantey Have you seen late night "talk show" comedy? It's all political in one direction.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Рік тому +13

    The format for this is perfect! Great idea creating the illusion of a back and forth. I love it!

  • @Rochelle1985
    @Rochelle1985 Рік тому +9

    So....David and Rob are the exact same age, just throwing that out there, lol. This was seriously awesome, David will always be a treasure!! 💯

  • @davidziemann9653
    @davidziemann9653 Рік тому +98

    Love her or hate her Coulter going on there was pretty ballsy.

    • @yaakw
      @yaakw Рік тому +8

      “She hasn’t laffed that hard since Travon Martin got shot.”
      Anne gives icy look.

    • @rockandrollrabbit
      @rockandrollrabbit Рік тому

      I do hate her.

    • @rustinonthevine
      @rustinonthevine Рік тому +7

      but it was pretty cringy too

    • @toddgaak422
      @toddgaak422 Рік тому +7

      @@rustinonthevine Very cringy. She doesn't deserve a lot of the hate she gets, but she is stiff and unlikable.

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Рік тому +1

      And not funny

  • @jjgreen5206
    @jjgreen5206 Рік тому +17

    David is a modern day Don Rickles. He should embrace it

    • @AndyHoke
      @AndyHoke 7 місяців тому

      The old Hollywood Minute bit from Weekend Update was amazing. Going to see if I can find that and rewatch now.

  • @lisabass7584
    @lisabass7584 Рік тому +23

    Love David ❤️

  • @aristot9642
    @aristot9642 Рік тому +12

    😂😂😂 this guy roasted them for dinner

  • @johncook9392
    @johncook9392 Рік тому +36

    Jewel is simply gorgeous!!!

  • @hellomynameisname4270
    @hellomynameisname4270 Рік тому +11

    Jewel is my dream woman.

  • @jhen8900
    @jhen8900 2 місяці тому +7

    The inviting Ann Colture was a comedy roast itself 😂

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 Рік тому +48

    Heres one ☝️
    Davids also known for staring in a movie entitled “The Benchwarmers”.
    Inspired by his role on SNL.
    Love the guy 👍

  • @vannah531
    @vannah531 Рік тому +10

    The only time david spades smile doesn’t look genuine is the Farley jokes

  • @SVTJD
    @SVTJD 10 місяців тому +17

    The dead silence when that Anne lady told a horrible political joke was bone chilling 🥶

  • @jknight413
    @jknight413 6 місяців тому +2

    That Travon Martin jokes was nuclear!!!!!

  • @perrcmanmatt
    @perrcmanmatt Рік тому +71

    someone yelled boo at anns first joke 😭😭

  • @inthegarage342
    @inthegarage342 11 місяців тому +13

    I love it. I think we need more of the mixed part roasts. We gotta learn to take a joke again. Obviously the crowd didn't agree. Imagine my surprise.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 5 місяців тому +2

      People are always ready to hate on Anne. And she always ends up being right.

  • @andygossard4293
    @andygossard4293 Рік тому +6

    Interesting when Ann gets up there before Hollywood you could hear a pin drop

  • @jeremiekonegni4957
    @jeremiekonegni4957 5 місяців тому +1

    Man. That was brutal. Lol😂😂😂

  • @krisskrop6739
    @krisskrop6739 Рік тому +48

    I give Anne Coulter all the credit in the world for getting on that stage

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 Рік тому +7

      it’s like getting into your own casket

    • @Ken_Brooks
      @Ken_Brooks Рік тому +7

      Promoting a book and collecting cash. I just noticed something about her that really has nothing to do with her politics, but she has some enormous ears.

    • @dubayujayski
      @dubayujayski Рік тому +2

      Yeah I guess..

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому

      They brought her there for the sole intention of making a propaganda puppet out of her. I know she was trying to get some exposure for her book, but it had an intentional negative effect. She should have known, dealing with Comedy Central. They're so left wing biased it's ridiculous. Just watch one episode of the Daily Show. Trump lives rent free in Trevor Noah's head. He hasn't had one episode in 7 years where he wasn't mocking Trump.

  • @raccoonski
    @raccoonski Рік тому +37

    payton manning is so great at comedy, he’s like the tom brady of stand up

    • @raccoonski
      @raccoonski Рік тому

      @john goody ok, correction, I had to look it up. It was Nikki Glaser.
      “You’re like the Tom Brady of being in commercials. Like, the greatest.”

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 4 місяці тому

      If you've never seen this with him it's really funny
      ua-cam.com/video/h2ra7ixXM10/v-deo.htmlsi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH

  • @jsj31313jj
    @jsj31313jj Рік тому +4

    Brutal was that last minute 😬😬😬

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 10 місяців тому +26

    Peyton has always been funny af. I remember that United Way skit he did on SNL.. Dude wasn't even trying to be funny, but he was legit hilarious 😂

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 4 місяці тому

      I always liked this one ua-cam.com/video/h2ra7ixXM10/v-deo.htmlsi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH

  • @ItsKennysWorld
    @ItsKennysWorld Рік тому +1

    that last one!

  • @B0L0
    @B0L0 Рік тому +33

    Best part of this roast is how they all tore coulter to shreds!🤣🤣

    • @mikemattis1204
      @mikemattis1204 5 місяців тому +4

      Like what we did to your mom

    • @charles9571
      @charles9571 4 місяці тому

      Why?

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 4 місяці тому

      @@charles9571cause she’s a right wing fascist like the rest

  • @omegaluck6220
    @omegaluck6220 Рік тому +6

    David is funny man

  • @LastofallJedi
    @LastofallJedi Рік тому +10

    9:23 Maria shriver turns into vampire from dusk till dawn

  • @mskatefish
    @mskatefish 9 місяців тому

    This is great

  • @Nati_Native_Noise
    @Nati_Native_Noise Рік тому +3

    That was SAAAVVVAAAGGGGE!

  • @lorisheridan7392
    @lorisheridan7392 8 місяців тому

    That was awesome!! Lol

  • @kungfugiraffe4777
    @kungfugiraffe4777 4 місяці тому

    I love hearing Jimmy Carr's laugh in the background

  • @no1no1655
    @no1no1655 15 днів тому

    The working with aid(e)s joke 😂 : brutal and funny

  • @burningmanmike
    @burningmanmike Рік тому +11

    You can be having the worst day of your life, but just watching this, makes it worse.😆

  • @harveyputnick8186
    @harveyputnick8186 Рік тому +6

    jewel is so adorable...brad must wriggle in his sheets

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +2

      Who? And what does that even mean?

  • @kyled7824
    @kyled7824 Рік тому +15

    The “boo” after Ann coulters “joke” 😂

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Рік тому +10

    0:46 -- Oh, wow, all of a sudden Ralph Macchio is on top of the world again these days...

  • @Patriot-Vibez
    @Patriot-Vibez Місяць тому +1

    Jewel tooth joke was 🔥

  • @ragnaroksangel
    @ragnaroksangel 2 місяці тому

    David is savage affff

  • @unappreciatedtreehouse821
    @unappreciatedtreehouse821 9 місяців тому +4

    The best part of this roast is Jewel's dress.

  • @jameshutchison5774
    @jameshutchison5774 Рік тому

    I'd give her a hug

  • @jonahanngoma5139
    @jonahanngoma5139 Рік тому +16

    I served rob Lowe at the palm Atlanta I accidentally revealed his identity by dress coding him but he was very cool about it I was a little surprised when the woman he was with paid but actors probably get their cards stolen or photographed often

  • @someguybreaks
    @someguybreaks Рік тому +36

    These roasts just ain't the same w/o the late, great Greg Giraldo.

    • @sebastianrutkowski7316
      @sebastianrutkowski7316 Рік тому +4

      his jokes were savage!!
      loved 'em.

    • @someguybreaks
      @someguybreaks Рік тому +2

      @@sebastianrutkowski7316 savage, clever and gut busting!

    • @youtubepremium2764
      @youtubepremium2764 Рік тому

      You're right. It's better.

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 4 місяці тому

      @@youtubepremium2764what?! A contrary opinion? What a rad dude…

    • @youtubepremium2764
      @youtubepremium2764 4 місяці тому

      @@ihatespam2 roast for the roastmaster. I'm sure he would have appreciated it

  • @edsalinas9996
    @edsalinas9996 2 місяці тому

    Ann, you were the best one on that Diêus!

  • @Th4TGuy1984
    @Th4TGuy1984 2 місяці тому

    Legend

  • @rorigillmore141
    @rorigillmore141 Рік тому +3

    2:07 best joke for me

  • @jreidtastic
    @jreidtastic Місяць тому

    Everyone was going for the throats in this roast.

  • @annanaiyaparker5816
    @annanaiyaparker5816 10 місяців тому

    Every time I hear this guy, I hear The Invisible Man from Hotel Transylvania! 😂

  • @HellOnWheel
    @HellOnWheel Рік тому +13

    Why do they call them comebacks though? David Spade's bits are from his introductions.

  • @Landy110
    @Landy110 5 місяців тому

    The Russell Muscle!

  • @AffIuent
    @AffIuent Рік тому +5

    Ann got smoked 🤣😆💀 love to see it

  • @namo9690
    @namo9690 Рік тому +5

    I wish Farley was still around

  • @dwitt4574
    @dwitt4574 Рік тому +11

    Ann Coulter has courage to get in front of people who don't like her and roast.
    Hard to watch though.

  • @breezy-duz-it
    @breezy-duz-it 6 місяців тому +2

    “I guess you just have your dad’s ashy skin” DAVID. NO. TOO FAR 😂

    • @dannykent6190
      @dannykent6190 5 місяців тому

      Your should probably look up Jimmy Carr's joke about Pete's dad.

  • @jedlynch2268
    @jedlynch2268 Рік тому

    Ann Coulters roast were just something else

  • @muhumuzakenneth1894
    @muhumuzakenneth1894 Рік тому +12

    Wanted to see the reaction on the ashy skin joke

  • @seankennedy4284
    @seankennedy4284 Рік тому +17

    Love the reactions to Coulter. Can tell immediately who sits where on the spectrum.

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 Рік тому +8

      yeah all on the left except her

    • @AffIuent
      @AffIuent Рік тому +1

      I laughed at her too

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 Рік тому +5

      I felt bad for her

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Рік тому +9

      @@sallysue8176 - Said no one, EVER.

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому +1

      She never should have agreed to attend. They used her as political propaganda and she fell right into the trap. Meanwhile, trying to paint all Republicans as racists.
      Comedy Central is the most blatantly biased broadcast channels on TV. Ann would have done better to just stay home.

  • @ewgays4842
    @ewgays4842 Рік тому +1

    I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS

  • @IfGodWereEvilHedBeMe
    @IfGodWereEvilHedBeMe Рік тому +9

    Davidson looks like that giant from bubble boy or lurch from the Addams family

  • @Zorg1776
    @Zorg1776 3 місяці тому

    These jokes are hilarious

  • @ajpreus
    @ajpreus Рік тому +11

    He who sits in the heavens laughs.

  • @michaelmitchell6558
    @michaelmitchell6558 2 місяці тому

    Love it, brutal

  • @Corpsman01
    @Corpsman01 Рік тому +4

    Peyton sounds like he may be sick, poor guy. Heal up
    buddy!!!

    • @Obake4777
      @Obake4777 Рік тому +1

      nationwide song: i think I'm gonna be real sick 🎶

  • @yalibethlosadacosme6330
    @yalibethlosadacosme6330 Рік тому

    This happens to appear when im looking him up

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 Рік тому

    This gets an upvote from me

  • @atlascormac6273
    @atlascormac6273 7 місяців тому

    Rob looks brand new

  • @benriggan5267
    @benriggan5267 6 місяців тому

    Oooh...the last one😅

  • @843Landbased
    @843Landbased Рік тому +1

    He went in on Anne bro

  • @katough
    @katough 7 місяців тому +1

    Jewel makes me feel funny inside.

  • @lukebell7131
    @lukebell7131 Рік тому

    9:20 lol

  • @brandonmacon3317
    @brandonmacon3317 2 місяці тому +1

    Jewels outfit was banging. Nice bubbly and smooth 😁

  • @elizabethwise8883
    @elizabethwise8883 Рік тому +14

    Ann Coulter the whole roast: 💀

    • @LlyleHunter
      @LlyleHunter Рік тому

      She’s better broiled on a spit

  • @ZTrigger85
    @ZTrigger85 5 місяців тому +2

    Coulter bombed sooooo hard 😂

    • @MikeBoardley
      @MikeBoardley 2 місяці тому

      Agreed but I assume those jokes were written for her. I'm not a fan but people at least have to agree it took a lot of guts to even show up to something like this.
      She had to know the deck was stacked against her from the beginning.

  • @therealoriginal4602
    @therealoriginal4602 Рік тому +6

    Coorr Anns one was so painful to watch, I was like this the whole time "😬" 😂😂😂

  • @spinningbacksidekick
    @spinningbacksidekick 3 місяці тому +2

    I give Ann Coulter credit for even walking in that room.

  • @fdavidmiller2
    @fdavidmiller2 Місяць тому

    There was a vampire from Buffy in the audience.

  • @jrodriguez7531
    @jrodriguez7531 2 місяці тому

    My jaw dropped with the ashy skin joke.

  • @user-tb1fq5db3o
    @user-tb1fq5db3o 13 днів тому

    Brutal