InspiroBot, where AI tries making Motivational Quotes

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
  • Be careful not to be TOO much of an entertaining, alive winner-type though as I gashed my foot open on a rock diving off that waste disposal pipe nabblyyyemojiiii

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  • @CEOofAn
    @CEOofAn 29 днів тому +6424

    As a Virgo, I can confirm we *G N O M E*

    • @Mina_Lover2222-zu9se
      @Mina_Lover2222-zu9se 29 днів тому +4

      OMG SAMEEE do you wanna *G* *N* *O* *M* *E* with me?

    • @Creeperkid735
      @Creeperkid735 29 днів тому +87

      I too have kitchen towel!
      Wait no, wrong thing.
      I wonder how many people will get that reference.

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover 29 днів тому +105

      as a gemini, i can confirm i am a serial killer

    • @MonsieurMoai
      @MonsieurMoai 29 днів тому +83

      As a Pisces, I can confirm we may or may not be werewolves

    • @ShoeLobster45
      @ShoeLobster45 29 днів тому +56

      i am so happy god chose me to be a gnome

  • @nobody5333
    @nobody5333 29 днів тому +11738

    “There’s no I in brain damage” is actually top-tier comedy

    • @ChiEsp619
      @ChiEsp619 29 днів тому +240

      Reading this with the third quote that says in it have a cigar is giving me a Pink Floyd attack

    • @Gues9282
      @Gues9282 29 днів тому +216

      i got a similar one one time that said "There's no I in City"

    • @PhantomwolfReal
      @PhantomwolfReal 29 днів тому +61

      Ik a lot of these are funny

    • @cr_chain
      @cr_chain 29 днів тому +67

      That's my new wallpaper it's just genius

    • @asailijhijr
      @asailijhijr 29 днів тому +90

      I certainly don't remember there being an I in "brain damage", and I've got both eyes still to this day.

  • @aurenkleige
    @aurenkleige 29 днів тому +4099

    "Be the reason why a politician has a mental breakdown in a public restroom" has such a vibe. This has now become my mantra and it is now everyone else's problem

    • @oliverspiler9101
      @oliverspiler9101 29 днів тому +139

      This has the same vibe as "I AM A BEING OF
      PURE
      CHAOS.
      POWERED BY SPITE AND
      AN
      TI
      DEPRESSANTS.
      WHOOOOSE PROBLEM
      SHALL
      I
      BE
      toDAY??!!"

    • @oliviastephenson5561
      @oliviastephenson5561 29 днів тому +58

      Now that is a quote I would have on my wall

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 29 днів тому +87

      @@oliverspiler9101 Eh, similar, not quite the same. The general idea is that politicians are especially prone to being scum. It's more like a "how can I make an asshole's day worse?" kind of vibe.

    • @oliverspiler9101
      @oliverspiler9101 29 днів тому +2

      @@aurenkleige nah, its the whole comment 🤣

    • @nomn7570
      @nomn7570 29 днів тому +4

      Hmmm... this reminds me of a certain Ihadoan senator... I wonder who...

  • @ichlieberammstein
    @ichlieberammstein 25 днів тому +246

    “Depression is intense, but so are you” is fucking legendary and I will be using it

    • @Vsevolodbochkov
      @Vsevolodbochkov 5 днів тому

      "being a whore is a hustle" very true

    • @N-TheSilly
      @N-TheSilly 2 дні тому +7

      Is like “my depression may be chronic but this ass is iconic”

    • @cherrynebbie
      @cherrynebbie 6 годин тому +1

      math is hard but I’m harder

  • @iosonorubykenhiga
    @iosonorubykenhiga 23 дні тому +282

    "Old People: their goal is to talk to you". I feel that one in my very soul every time I visit my grandparents.

    • @lakeswirl6985
      @lakeswirl6985 21 день тому +17

      i feel it as a retail employee :’)

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 13 годин тому

      The truest piece of generated information on this list.

  • @Ctrl_Alt.D3L3T3
    @Ctrl_Alt.D3L3T3 29 днів тому +4031

    "Theres no I in brain damage" is genuinely art😭

    • @navinaritai
      @navinaritai 29 днів тому +65

      i just realized☠️

    • @tlepageart4294
      @tlepageart4294 29 днів тому +39

      LMAO TRUE 💀

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician 29 днів тому

      "Sluts unite!" should be Onlyfans' new slogan.

    • @howdoipickaname9815
      @howdoipickaname9815 29 днів тому +89

      "Language, it's going on as we speak" appeared in a SootHouse video

    • @Querez8504
      @Querez8504 29 днів тому +25

      @@howdoipickaname9815 Yeah. That's what first introduced me to InspiroBot. Though, unfortunate all that with Wilbur.

  • @Mageriux
    @Mageriux 29 днів тому +2354

    "It's not a cult, it's an opportunity."
    : my friend group in a nutshell

    • @Mnnvint
      @Mnnvint 29 днів тому +91

      Sounds like a desperate MLM ad.

    • @Hav0c_347
      @Hav0c_347 29 днів тому +8

      mine too

    • @JamesQMurphy
      @JamesQMurphy 29 днів тому +24

      @@Mnnvint or an MLM ad from Honest Ads

    • @thatonefirekestral
      @thatonefirekestral 29 днів тому +13

      Can I join?

    • @kawaiiwolf4724
      @kawaiiwolf4724 29 днів тому +14

      SAME me and my friend group jokes that we are a cult all the time

  • @kidindacardboardmask
    @kidindacardboardmask 25 днів тому +445

    “Urinating on an electric fence is fun for everyone except those involved.”
    😆😆😆 Very true!!!

  • @grayhorne361
    @grayhorne361 24 дні тому +225

    I got “Artificial Intelligence. It’s the answer.” With a picture of 2 flies procreating.

  • @JonahIronstone
    @JonahIronstone 29 днів тому +2394

    "Bodies are just ejaculations dying." That's just-- well... I mean, when you think about it, the AI's not wrong.

    • @rocksolid369
      @rocksolid369 29 днів тому +84

      I was looking for this

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 29 днів тому +104

      I was also looking for this comment so I wouldn't have to comment something so dumb myself so thanks for sacrificing your dignity

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails 28 днів тому

      They’re also vaginal discharges

    • @keyeslord
      @keyeslord 28 днів тому +13

      I was looking for this

    • @Wolf36181
      @Wolf36181 28 днів тому +24

      i wasnt looking, but im here anyway i guess

  • @KelsieJG__they-them
    @KelsieJG__they-them 29 днів тому +1093

    "Be the reason why a politician has a mental breakdown in a public restroom." I shall do my best.

    • @spate7207
      @spate7207 28 днів тому +30

      I would like to inform you and everyone coming across this that this has happened before and I've spoken to someone who was in the protest for it, watch the documentary "how to capture a Prime Minister", the director made it free to watch online and it's an incredible story of a bunch of radical uni students in Australia protesting the prime minister so hard he barricaded himself in a bathroom stall :D It'll give you step-by-step what happened for your convenience in recreating the events wherever you are!

    • @alazarbisrat1978
      @alazarbisrat1978 27 днів тому +1

      666 likes

    • @jacksongerling7900
      @jacksongerling7900 27 днів тому +1

      🫡

  • @fishyflop1893
    @fishyflop1893 19 днів тому +131

    I got a super menacing one that just said "You are ideal" and the picture is a pair of hands covered in blood.

  • @elagnithgin
    @elagnithgin 26 днів тому +148

    I got one that said "don't kid yourself, self-harm is an achievement." I am mortified

  • @theflyingwhale5778
    @theflyingwhale5778 29 днів тому +877

    “Everything is fantastic to an Idiot” is genuinely a great quote

    • @AlmdudlerSpacniok
      @AlmdudlerSpacniok 28 днів тому +16

      It's wrong, well, in most cases

    • @lynashmcmash4427
      @lynashmcmash4427 27 днів тому +28

      It reminds me of “ignorance is bliss”

    • @frankj10000
      @frankj10000 23 дні тому +22

      I think it's a fantastic quote!

    • @raspberryfox4909
      @raspberryfox4909 12 днів тому

      And there's a starfish in the pic. Idiot starfish anypne?

  • @savemysoulnow
    @savemysoulnow 29 днів тому +2629

    “Angry at yourself? Not my problem” is definitely now a line I am going to say at all costs

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician 29 днів тому +1

      "You're as arousing as sliced bread."
      Would you call this an insult or a compliment?

    • @SorielHDTBers
      @SorielHDTBers 29 днів тому +45

      I wish people would say that more often to me.

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 29 днів тому +8

      It's a good one

    • @pastel_moth_guts
      @pastel_moth_guts 29 днів тому +3

      I wanna like this comment but it's at 666

    • @SorielHDTBers
      @SorielHDTBers 29 днів тому +5

      @@pastel_moth_guts Ah fuck, someone else did already.

  • @juliawidmaier5334
    @juliawidmaier5334 7 днів тому +21

    "Angry at yourself? Not my problem" is actually a great quote for setting boundaries.

  • @Beans184
    @Beans184 26 днів тому +135

    As a wise man once said, “in order to find romance, one must first eat eggs and drink laundry detergent.”

    • @QueenofSilence101
      @QueenofSilence101 16 днів тому +2

      Step one: Drink laundry detergent
      Step two: Find love at the hospital
      Step three: Live happily ever after(??)

    • @Beans184
      @Beans184 16 днів тому +4

      @@QueenofSilence101 you forgot the part where you contract salmonella or E. coli

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 13 днів тому

      Pretty sure that was Donald Trump

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 29 днів тому +1981

    "Eat bats, live"
    I think we all lived through the consequences of someone following through with that.

    • @HordikaNate3821
      @HordikaNate3821 29 днів тому +114

      I was looking for this comment

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 29 днів тому +127

      Either that or someone not following the one about not eating pangolins

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 29 днів тому +14

      yup

    • @almightyhydra
      @almightyhydra 29 днів тому +67

      I read that as live as in rhyming with five, so suggesting setting up a livestream where you eat bats. Sounds fun

    • @nameillprobablyregret6533
      @nameillprobablyregret6533 29 днів тому +52

      Ozzy Osbourne is posing as an ai I swear

  • @ApetureTestSubject
    @ApetureTestSubject 29 днів тому +1385

    "Have a psychologically challenging weekend"
    and
    "You are absurdly fucked"
    are just the kind of mind games I could get behind.

    • @iamsomeone8266
      @iamsomeone8266 29 днів тому +18

      Ha same. I have screenshotted them both and display them in my phone wallpaper to remind me

    • @jake_from_statefarm7209
      @jake_from_statefarm7209 28 днів тому +22

      The interesting thing to me about the first one is that it's not inherently bad, it might actually be good depending on the type of psychological challenge, lol.

    • @celine9322
      @celine9322 28 днів тому +15

      I don’t need to be told to have a psychologically challenging weekend, it’s going to happen regardless 😀

    • @Postmaybe
      @Postmaybe 28 днів тому +8

      ⁠​⁠@@celine9322I hope the next weekend ends better :D

    • @moonythespoonie9551
      @moonythespoonie9551 18 днів тому

      "you are a fuck monkey, you belong in a dungeon"

  • @ConductorEidolon
    @ConductorEidolon 25 днів тому +43

    i got "you carry the potential to become an undesirable wreck. inform people about your true self." insiprobot is just calling me out wtf

  • @joel784
    @joel784 21 день тому +36

    "By pressing like, we can make people wake up screaming"
    -Sun Tzu Art Of War

  • @TheReaIToad
    @TheReaIToad 29 днів тому +894

    “If you are the smartest person in the dialogue, perhaps you are imagining the dialogue”
    Perhaps, I AM the dialogue!

    • @florianfahle315
      @florianfahle315 29 днів тому +44

      Honestly I feel offended by that quote

    • @widmo206
      @widmo206 29 днів тому +18

      Idk why but it makes me think of that line from star wars
      "I am the senate!"

    • @eatyourcereal4747
      @eatyourcereal4747 29 днів тому

      ​@@widmo206 not yet

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 29 днів тому +3

      I think therefore i am clueless as to where this reply was headed
      Wtf was i trying to say again? Guess you'll never know

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 29 днів тому +1

      @@widmo206 Reminded me of dbza.
      "I AM THE HYPE!"

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 23 дні тому +32

    One of my fav Inspirobot quotes is just the text "Politicians are not insane." over a big wall of flames

  • @user-li4rb7lz2v
    @user-li4rb7lz2v 4 дні тому +5

    "They can never take away your elbows," Sounds like a challenge to me.

  • @reubenparnell1604
    @reubenparnell1604 27 днів тому +493

    my favourite is
    "random strangers are flammable"

  • @Mnnvint
    @Mnnvint 29 днів тому +641

    "Just because you're full of shit, doesn't mean you're rich" is a pretty good roast in the right circumstances.

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 29 днів тому +46

      Added to the list of things I need to say to family members.

    • @lynashmcmash4427
      @lynashmcmash4427 27 днів тому +1

      @@ZebraLuvTrue 🤣

    • @C2-jm8uj
      @C2-jm8uj 25 днів тому +3

      Sounds like if Dhar Mann was honest

  • @csurampower
    @csurampower 24 дні тому +119

    InspiroBot just told me to "Offend the powerful". I'll be damned, that's pretty solid advice. Thanks, InspiroBot!

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 19 днів тому +4

      I feel like it might be self-destructive advice.

    • @existentialchaos8
      @existentialchaos8 10 днів тому +1

      But then wouldn't you be powerful?

    • @csurampower
      @csurampower 10 днів тому

      @@existentialchaos8 I'd be rich with internet points, and all of the wonderful things they can purchase.

    • @TaylorfromPapaLouie
      @TaylorfromPapaLouie 8 днів тому +3

      ​@@existentialchaos8 offend yourself

    • @existentialchaos8
      @existentialchaos8 7 днів тому +3

      @@TaylorfromPapaLouie I am offended

  • @lakaboss9313
    @lakaboss9313 21 день тому +17

    Honestly AI really understands us. Getting stabbed IS very demotivating.

  • @randomexcessmemories4452
    @randomexcessmemories4452 29 днів тому +483

    "You're as arousing as sliced bread" is actually a great line. Gonna have to remember that one.

    • @seyj7457
      @seyj7457 28 днів тому +28

      considering sliced bread is the best thing since, well, ever, you could take it as a compliment 😂

    • @bisousethiboux
      @bisousethiboux 28 днів тому +5

      this isn't just any sliced bread.... [Fleetwood Mac's 'Albatross' starts playing]

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 27 днів тому +5

      As long as it's not used on the DeviantArt Wonderbread guy, this insult should work on just about anyone

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 23 дні тому

      ​@@bisousethibouxDamn, so the music for those M&S adverts is actually from 1968?
      The more you know.

    • @williamdistefano5698
      @williamdistefano5698 2 дні тому +1

      That sounds like something Rimmer would say on Red Dwarf 😂

  • @cp64music
    @cp64music 29 днів тому +703

    I once got "It's Monday. Die."
    I have never heard something so accurate.

    • @markomega8719
      @markomega8719 29 днів тому +42

      GAIrfield

    • @jenniferarmstrong5271
      @jenniferarmstrong5271 29 днів тому +3

      I think people go back to school on that day-

    • @savemysoulnow
      @savemysoulnow 28 днів тому +15

      Garfield hacked InspiroBot

    • @iruchan-ff9iq
      @iruchan-ff9iq 28 днів тому +6

      Where’s Jon at? He is driving garfield’s funeral hearse.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 24 дні тому +5

      At least you didn't get
      _"Imagine your own death_
      behind the bushes"_

  • @loki_doki-my5hs
    @loki_doki-my5hs 25 днів тому +28

    'Participating in society is like medieval torture' is the most relatable thing to ever be spewed out by an AI

  • @carbon1479
    @carbon1479 19 днів тому +21

    'Urinating on an electric fence is fun for everybody except those involved' - TY for these, I believe you're helping me reach enlightenment.

  • @oliviaedits_Og
    @oliviaedits_Og 29 днів тому +2163

    I one time asked ai for advice to a friendship argument,
    „When friends break up. You can break them- go on.”

    • @paperstrawsYT
      @paperstrawsYT 29 днів тому +43

      0_0

    • @Thatonehorrormoviefan
      @Thatonehorrormoviefan 29 днів тому +80

      Do they mean like break their sanity or break them like literally 🔪 them??

    • @oliviaedits_Og
      @oliviaedits_Og 29 днів тому +141

      @@Thatonehorrormoviefangod knows but im taking the second option considering the fact i asked something else after that and it said to: „Dissemble the people who want to murder you, return the favor”

    • @1stsarahgamez
      @1stsarahgamez 29 днів тому +14

      Like.. their bones?

    • @oliviaedits_Og
      @oliviaedits_Og 29 днів тому +24

      @@1stsarahgamezfind out.

  • @blakekite8596
    @blakekite8596 27 днів тому +1106

    The best quote I got from Inspirobot was “ someone should feel pain. Why not you?” With a train crash background

  • @U.P.up.
    @U.P.up. 12 днів тому +17

    I got this: "There are fantastic diseases and there are less fantastic diseases".

  • @benmcfee
    @benmcfee 23 дні тому +24

    "Love is just a flying pig going to a funeral."
    Oof! That one was way more real than it intended to be.

  • @Juramations
    @Juramations 29 днів тому +886

    "If you wont break the law, someone else will" is the only motivation quote that actually motivated me.

    • @user-hh8ph1iy9z
      @user-hh8ph1iy9z 28 днів тому +31

      🤨📸

    • @celine9322
      @celine9322 28 днів тому +16

      At least it’s 100% true

    • @mire4794
      @mire4794 28 днів тому +8

      Payday 2

    • @beatblocksgaming
      @beatblocksgaming 26 днів тому +19

      “We got the confession chief, their motives were ‘the ai motivational quote told me it was time for crime’. We’re still checking for brain damage”

    • @FlamingElmo
      @FlamingElmo 25 днів тому +11

      ​@beatblocksgaming there is no I in brain damage

  • @Valcuda
    @Valcuda 29 днів тому +698

    "You are interesting in the same way that a bomb is interesting."
    I think that's my new favorite insult. It can only be used in very particular circumstances, but it hits like a truck!

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 29 днів тому +9

      joke on you i am a bomb!

    • @omnitroph1501
      @omnitroph1501 29 днів тому +36

      Insult? What insult?

    • @ucantSQ
      @ucantSQ 29 днів тому +63

      I know a girl like this: she would definitely take it as a compliment, and honestly it's why I like her.

    • @40Ccents
      @40Ccents 29 днів тому +22

      that sounds like a confusing compliment

    • @lanceraltria
      @lanceraltria 29 днів тому +2

      Denji to Reze maybe

  • @captaincozmo8529
    @captaincozmo8529 8 днів тому +7

    One of these AIs gave me the quote "contemplate that you are faced with certian death" with a smiley face

  • @sliksta111
    @sliksta111 21 день тому +17

    "Sue people more than what's expected of you" 💀💀

  • @zpyo27
    @zpyo27 29 днів тому +2382

    "If you are the smartest person in the dialogue, you're imagining the dialogue" is the realest thing I've heard in years. The amount of times I've been defeating people with FACTS and LOGIC only to realize they're not real and it's all in my head is vast.
    EDIT: MOM I'M FAMOUS!!!! (I have never gotten this many likes before tysm!!)

    • @fancyhotdog2656
      @fancyhotdog2656 29 днів тому +27

      real!

    • @ObscurityProductions
      @ObscurityProductions 29 днів тому +15

      For real

    • @pessien8474
      @pessien8474 29 днів тому

      You should see feminist, it's not just in their head, but also in reality!
      It's amazing how far the stick has gone up their asses honestly.

    • @giraffebean
      @giraffebean 29 днів тому +103

      I would actually be arguing against myself in my brain and actually think of some really good points on the opposite side of

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 29 днів тому +61

      @@giraffebean That's actually a really good introspective skill to have

  • @arturdias8462
    @arturdias8462 29 днів тому +749

    i once got "GET WORSHIPPED" with a picture of an airship exploding
    i also got "make some people regret every single decision they've made in their life"

    • @Nethaura
      @Nethaura 29 днів тому +40

      Good soldiers follow orders.

    • @calvino5381
      @calvino5381 29 днів тому +10

      @@Nethaurafives figured it out. RIP to a true hero

    • @HVY526
      @HVY526 29 днів тому +1

      ARE YOU SUR UR NOT DREAMING? 🤣

    • @Yukari_Yakumo
      @Yukari_Yakumo 29 днів тому

      I got “you seem to be the kind of girls that makes other girls feel sexy”. I feel insulted.

    • @thebrosthatjustmakevideos
      @thebrosthatjustmakevideos 29 днів тому +3

      Homelander

  • @GiraffeCrab
    @GiraffeCrab 25 днів тому +44

    Non sequitors are my favorite kind of humor.
    For me AI has made a comedic golden age!

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb 10 днів тому

      For me it's revived a sort of humor that hadn't been common to see in a while

  • @aissuluna
    @aissuluna 24 дні тому +5

    “If you are the smartest person on dialogue, perhaps you are imagining the dialogue”
    damn

  • @Lemonscop
    @Lemonscop 29 днів тому +266

    One time I got “You have the power to sterilise the mailman” the photograph was a mushroom cloud.

    • @ginga3797
      @ginga3797 29 днів тому +30

      This AI wants to see the world burn

    • @eugenekrabs141
      @eugenekrabs141 29 днів тому +29

      That would sterilize your mailman, its not wrong.

    • @chriswest6988
      @chriswest6988 29 днів тому +2

      Is that what the Kevin Costner movie is about?

    • @Laceration_Gravityyy
      @Laceration_Gravityyy 29 днів тому

      Can I neuter him???🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @jaywhatshisname7212
    @jaywhatshisname7212 29 днів тому +384

    "Be the reason a politician has a mental breakdown in a public bathroom" is my new life goal

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 26 днів тому +2

      do you understand the task?

    • @boredguy4251
      @boredguy4251 25 днів тому +6

      @@lolliii5477yes😁

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 25 днів тому +1

      Joker would’ve been an even more entertaining movie if Arthur had gotten Thomas Wayne to go completely berserk after encountering him in that public bathroom.

    • @SparkleSunflower123
      @SparkleSunflower123 24 дні тому +2

      Challenge Accepted.😈

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 24 дні тому +3

      *Put on balaclava*

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 24 дні тому +18

    _"Never say ._
    _Say ."_

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 20 днів тому +2

      "Human beings are 10 percent logical and 90 temporary"
      Inspirobot, 2024

  • @JogoatTheStrongestCurse
    @JogoatTheStrongestCurse 25 днів тому +17

    1:55 no meer mortal can achieve the sheer power of a baguette 😔

  • @johnkramer8091
    @johnkramer8091 29 днів тому +252

    "Be the reason why a politician has a mental breakdown in a public restroom" is actually inspiring, so rebellious

  • @Winabagel23
    @Winabagel23 29 днів тому +425

    "If you are the smartest person in the dialogue, perhaps you are imagining the dialogue."
    Hollup, let bro generate

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician 29 днів тому +75

      "Everything is fantastic to an idiot."
      Why is this surprisingly true?!

    • @ambarcastaneda4763
      @ambarcastaneda4763 29 днів тому +28

      Let bro generate 😭😭😭

  • @1The_Silliest_G00se1
    @1The_Silliest_G00se1 26 днів тому +13

    “Aries: Criminally insane” is so accurate for me💀

    • @juliawidmaier5334
      @juliawidmaier5334 7 днів тому

      As someone who knows so many Aries and is dating one, this is accurate and iconic.

  • @escaped_cephalopod
    @escaped_cephalopod 5 днів тому +3

    OK but “Keep bamboozling” is such an oddly inspiring sentence

  • @Jaelismyhomegirl
    @Jaelismyhomegirl 29 днів тому +283

    “If you are the smartest person in the dialogue, perhaps you are imagining the dialogue.”
    Why did this one hit so hard?

    • @Averagemomrespecter
      @Averagemomrespecter 28 днів тому +18

      "If you find yourself in the end, try looking for another end." Hits harder ngl

    • @SRJ7798
      @SRJ7798 27 днів тому +4

      Lmao, that's actually savage.

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz 25 днів тому

      Then you're basically a smartass monologuing

    • @Mockheed_Lartin
      @Mockheed_Lartin 25 днів тому

      True, like damn🤯

  • @supremeshitposts2996
    @supremeshitposts2996 29 днів тому +274

    The best one i’ve gotten is “Vultures. They’re coming to take you away.”

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 29 днів тому

      "Acting like a more effective whore doesn't make you a more effective villain."

    • @blesskurunai9213
      @blesskurunai9213 29 днів тому +41

      I once got, "don't let birds fuck up your muscles". Maybe inspirobot knows something about birds that we dont

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 29 днів тому

      @@blesskurunai9213 they're government drone dinosaurs, it's *obvious* that they're plotting something

    • @Stolensweetroll1
      @Stolensweetroll1 29 днів тому +5

      You better start running.

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 29 днів тому +7

      🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @e.c.sherman4749
    @e.c.sherman4749 5 днів тому +3

    "Create public confusion" is something I strive to live by.

  • @goomyye4998
    @goomyye4998 25 днів тому +3

    I once got: ‘Soon you will explode’

  • @KingBanjo1217
    @KingBanjo1217 29 днів тому +237

    I remember seeing one that said “The two things you need in order to win at life are a gun and a second life”

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud 29 днів тому +19

      I mean, is that not true though

    • @blesskurunai9213
      @blesskurunai9213 29 днів тому +40

      @@CapnBlud no. Knowing my luck, i'd need at least 5 guns and 6 lives

    • @jameswoodard4304
      @jameswoodard4304 24 дні тому +1

      Ho-
      Ly-
      Shit that's rough!

  • @Creeperkid735
    @Creeperkid735 29 днів тому +577

    "Eat bats, Live" 2020 would like to say otherwise.

    • @liastaob
      @liastaob 29 днів тому +13

      Oof. 💀

    • @jennyjokela1656
      @jennyjokela1656 29 днів тому +27

      I had one that said "average diseases create average questions"💀

    • @strangecolouredbird
      @strangecolouredbird 29 днів тому +4

      OH YES.

    • @Dimentior
      @Dimentior 29 днів тому +9

      now there's the dark humor of a matt rose comment section

    • @RHM087
      @RHM087 29 днів тому +16

      Please don't eat pangolins, pangolins have ambitions

  • @phoenix5054
    @phoenix5054 10 днів тому +3

    “It’s not a cult, it’s an opportunity.” is a very MLM-appropriate quote.

  • @CoenBijpost
    @CoenBijpost 8 днів тому +3

    I actually love these quotes, man. First genuinely good use of AI I’ve seen! 😂

  • @Etx-z9
    @Etx-z9 29 днів тому +1604

    I once got one that said, "Dare to be the type of guy to traumatize women"

    • @danuostret1900
      @danuostret1900 29 днів тому

      I once got one that said " Punch yourself in the face and abuse "

    • @paperstrawsYT
      @paperstrawsYT 29 днів тому +82

      💀💀💀

    • @Robloxman226
      @Robloxman226 29 днів тому +150

      Patrick Bateman energy

    • @PhantomwolfReal
      @PhantomwolfReal 29 днів тому +35

      Bro that’s so messed up. We feel sorry for u.

    • @SorielHDTBers
      @SorielHDTBers 29 днів тому +190

      No thank you! We already have too many of those!

  • @ouch325
    @ouch325 29 днів тому +730

    I tried this website and got:
    “It’s Monday. Start a cult” 💀
    edit: can confirm my cult has started

    • @Xianthus
      @Xianthus 28 днів тому +19

      Okay, but: was it Monday?

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 28 днів тому +20

      ​@@Xianthus Knowing Inspirobot, probably not.

    • @ouch325
      @ouch325 28 днів тому +26

      @@Xianthus it was tuesday sadly 😔

    • @Definitely_Sage
      @Definitely_Sage 28 днів тому +27

      Start a cult on Monday
      Who posts on Monday (usually) and has a pretty big fanbase? Matt Rose
      To that conclusion...
      start a Matt Rose cult

    • @absynthegreene6529
      @absynthegreene6529 28 днів тому +1

      This is the kind of inspiration I need

  • @HelloSmello
    @HelloSmello 20 днів тому +6

    If only that third one was “Feeling like your life is a joke? Have a smoke!”

  • @FascinatedBy
    @FascinatedBy 21 день тому +2

    "As you may know, it isn't extremely fulfilling to cannibalize the blobology of people"
    That's an impressive starts. Thanks,inspirobot, I'll keep it in mind.

  • @mikkopenttila7604
    @mikkopenttila7604 29 днів тому +821

    There's no "I" in "brain damage" is unironically brilliant.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 29 днів тому +32

      The divorce one is a real banger as well.

    • @Tridentofmemes
      @Tridentofmemes 29 днів тому +1

      Fr

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 29 днів тому +9

      i am convinced that this is "L" in lowercase.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 29 днів тому +9

      @@lolliii5477 braln damage

    • @amicooke1790
      @amicooke1790 29 днів тому +4

      Feels like something you'd hear from either Carlin or Gallagher.

  • @MoUcHeE23
    @MoUcHeE23 29 днів тому +226

    I once got a quote that said, “You’re not nervous.” With a picture of a shark. I was definitely nervous.

    • @Backup_Supply
      @Backup_Supply 29 днів тому +28

      One I got was a shark picture saying, "love it and see what happens". Sounds like solid advice to me.

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 29 днів тому +17

      Ai has learned the skill "Gaslighting"

  • @pillettadoinswartsh4974
    @pillettadoinswartsh4974 10 днів тому +3

    *ONCE A DENTIST*
    *ALWAYS A DENTIST*
    That one got me.

  • @TheAmperYT
    @TheAmperYT 2 дні тому +1

    "Remember to forget it!" That's what i tell my computer when moving files to a trash bin.

  • @someperson7491
    @someperson7491 27 днів тому +375

    “Be the reason why a politician has a mental breakdown in a public restroom” is probably one of the best inspirational quotes i have ever seen

    • @dcfuksurmom
      @dcfuksurmom 17 днів тому

      Cyberbullying politicians will never not be funny

  • @TheJhinkaQueen
    @TheJhinkaQueen 27 днів тому +510

    The "being human is actually a type of bullying" I felt that in my bones 💀

    • @mojojojo1529
      @mojojojo1529 24 дні тому +15

      The AI is not wrong. Humans, chimpanzees and killer whales are the only kind of creatures I know that are capable of cruelty.

    • @tigerwoods4185
      @tigerwoods4185 24 дні тому

      ​@@mojojojo1529I have heard crows bullying chickens for fun. Crows have high iq. I have heard cats smothering babies. I have seen wild city dog group chasing 2 cats. I have heard dolphins and sea lions raping. 6% of humans were psychopaths or sociopaths. Vuirs can daamge biarn. Damage to frontal lobe causes loss of empathy. All mental health problems are actually infections in the brain, causing inflammation etc.

    • @LutesLostArmLol
      @LutesLostArmLol 23 дні тому +12

      ​@mojojojo1529 and dolphins, don't forget dolphins

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 23 дні тому +8

      Add cats and weasels to that list. And perhaps ants, they wage wars and keep slaves.

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 23 дні тому +1

      Chickens too. Don't forget chickens.

  • @Basilisk24357
    @Basilisk24357 17 днів тому +5

    My personal favourite is one I generated.
    "FAT SHAME HIM"
    Second favourite: "Eat edibles, you hunk"

  • @GAIS414
    @GAIS414 День тому +1

    "There's no I in brain damage"
    That's one for the ages.

  • @judemanr7814
    @judemanr7814 29 днів тому +178

    "Participating in society is like medieval torture" Damn didn't know an AI could be this realistic

  • @antagonizingprotagonist8721
    @antagonizingprotagonist8721 29 днів тому +62

    My favorite was "Dont be the person who steps on a lego, be the person who drops it" i live by that

  • @lunarkomet
    @lunarkomet 24 дні тому +4

    "Parent become parents because of horniness"
    The harsh truth

  • @thelizox
    @thelizox 12 днів тому +2

    “Angry at yourself? Not my problem.”
    Gee wizz InspiroBot, really inspiring stuff.

  • @toastyboy5147
    @toastyboy5147 29 днів тому +291

    “If you are the smartest person in the dialogue, the dialogue is probably in your head” is actually the smartest thing i’ve heard in a long time

    • @avgredditmod
      @avgredditmod 28 днів тому +6

      so wait if the robot is the smartest person, then that means the robot is imagining you

    • @Cucumba24
      @Cucumba24 28 днів тому

      You are absurdly fucked

  • @GojiMasterZ
    @GojiMasterZ 29 днів тому +335

    "Having a panic attack? Drink more coffee!"
    I DON'T DRINK COFFEE

    • @sentienttapioca5409
      @sentienttapioca5409 29 днів тому +73

      Maybe that's why you're having panic attacks. Try a ristretto.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 29 днів тому +50

      Probably the worst advice I've ever heard about panic attacks xD Having a panic attack? Why not elevate your heart rate more? xD

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 29 днів тому +12

      You do now

    • @blanketeer6321
      @blanketeer6321 29 днів тому +9

      coffee actually CAUSES me to have panic attacks

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 29 днів тому +5

      Definitely don't start lmao

  • @islandsinstrumentals8424
    @islandsinstrumentals8424 26 днів тому +4

    “Remember to forget it” is my brain cells all day long

  • @Grammy_Norma
    @Grammy_Norma 17 днів тому +4

    “You are powerful, but not as powerful as a baguette.” Truly inspiring.

  • @laylascarlett2010
    @laylascarlett2010 28 днів тому +249

    I tried it for fun, and one of the things I got were:
    “YOU CARRY THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME A PIG”

    • @mojojojo1529
      @mojojojo1529 24 дні тому +11

      That's truly a potential. I certainly embrace it.

    • @Gis_Animations
      @Gis_Animations 24 дні тому +7

      Im not becoming a cop

    • @glenm99
      @glenm99 24 дні тому +2

      Dr. Moreau agrees.

    • @meatballmeatwad5730
      @meatballmeatwad5730 24 дні тому +11

      I got "Much beloved is a student who gives his neighbor his respect, for he shall become in possession of sexual dominance."

    • @BearsArms45
      @BearsArms45 23 дні тому

      Never give up. The pig is in you 🐽

  • @lidochka2
    @lidochka2 29 днів тому +233

    i would unironically use the void demon emoji daily

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 12 днів тому +1

    The one about being the smartest person in the dialogue is actually brilliant.

  • @zeniascreativespace3890
    @zeniascreativespace3890 День тому +2

    As a Pisces, I can confirm that I rise up out of the ocean as a werewolf. every. damn. TIME.

  • @Chocofr0st
    @Chocofr0st 29 днів тому +183

    “When life gives you furbys, make SKUHULLLEMOJJJIIII”
    Truly words to live by

  • @swordseye2
    @swordseye2 29 днів тому +97

    "Would you be happier if newreaders would talk like pirates?" Yes... Yes I really would!

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 29 днів тому +9

      pfp checks out
      also, same

    • @blakebrooks4314
      @blakebrooks4314 29 днів тому +12

      Thine dubloon market be plummeting, mateys

    • @swordseye2
      @swordseye2 29 днів тому

      @@blakebrooks4314 Aye! There she blows!

    • @CaptainCloudyNWhiskers
      @CaptainCloudyNWhiskers 28 днів тому +2

      Me too lol

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb 10 днів тому +4

      Aye, me ship's gone down in value, and me wallet's emptier than a looted chest!

  • @Mel-qr8mw
    @Mel-qr8mw 20 днів тому +2

    I had a major inspirobot phase years ago. The one I remember was "your body is a teacher with the fun parts removed"

  • @Anonymous39000
    @Anonymous39000 7 днів тому +1

    I got one that said “You are a clown; that is no laughing matter.” With somebody crying at a bus stop.

  • @yaarikablubb8871
    @yaarikablubb8871 28 днів тому +182

    My favourite quote: "Thinking can be traumatizing, in it's own way."

    • @zerosdreamverse2106
      @zerosdreamverse2106 24 дні тому +11

      what’s funny about it is that it’s not technically wrong lmfao

    • @elbowjuiced
      @elbowjuiced 24 дні тому +6

      the antithesis of "Everything is fantastic to an idiot."

    • @mute_ed984
      @mute_ed984 23 дні тому +4

      That’s why so many throw in a big effort in avoiding it

    • @tetrasphere8165
      @tetrasphere8165 20 днів тому +2

      I don't want to think about it

  • @kuzeykalgan9278
    @kuzeykalgan9278 27 днів тому +133

    “everything is fantastic to a idiot” is one of the best lines on here

  • @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
    @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive 22 дні тому +3

    I remember years ago just talking into the early voice to text programs to laugh at the results. Here I am decades later basically doing the exact same thing.

    • @blizzard_the_seal9863
      @blizzard_the_seal9863 5 днів тому

      YOOOOO SAME OMG, when i was a kid about 10 yrs ago my mom gave me her iPad 4, and my sister got our grandma's iPad 2- we'd say random shit to siri just to see what it'd say in text / how siri would respond / listen to the funny robot voice read back our insane prompts lol, funniest shit in the world to us lmao

  • @pedrogames5298
    @pedrogames5298 11 днів тому +2

    I got "The difference between magic and money,it's that money is free." bro what 😪😭

  • @holdencornfield472
    @holdencornfield472 29 днів тому +177

    “Just because you’re full of shit doesn’t mean you’re rich “ is peak life advice. A lot of peak advice in this video in fact

  • @thefreewayoctopus
    @thefreewayoctopus 29 днів тому +372

    inspirobot is great, my favourites I’ve gotten are "congratulations! here comes darkness!" "you’re almost as funny as a cardboard box" and "thank you for being average"

    • @BekrasdeBidoof
      @BekrasdeBidoof 28 днів тому +17

      I've gotten:
      "office jobs are a disability"
      "You can be a mother who makes their children want to hang themselves"
      "Just because you're a sales executive, it doesn't mean you should be a corpse"
      And ofcourse "Don't become a disabled person"

    • @trex52710
      @trex52710 28 днів тому +11

      My favorite I’ve gotten is “life is short, sacrifice the pants” or something like that

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 28 днів тому +10

      My top Inspirobot quotes:
      “You are spied on. You are perfect.”
      “Dreaming is pointless.”
      “Sanity is hard work. Madness is self-promotion”.

    • @mmtnw
      @mmtnw 28 днів тому +7

      My favorite I've gotten, and the only one I actively remember, is "You're as brilliant as a baguette."

    • @_physically_insane_
      @_physically_insane_ 28 днів тому +5

      I’ve gotten ‘you’re almost as cute as a wet carrot’ before

  • @vylore
    @vylore 13 днів тому +1

    i remember using inspirobot last year. my favorite quote i got was “before the laughter comes the slaughter”

  • @Mercurio2435
    @Mercurio2435 29 днів тому +81

    "Here comes the piss and shit" while people are running into the water...
    Is accurate.

    • @_the_mothman_
      @_the_mothman_ 29 днів тому +7

      Also their hair colours match the words LMAO

  • @ella_cupcake
    @ella_cupcake 29 днів тому +153

    I used this before. Got “Life itself is depressing,” “ACT WEAK,” and “You have to look in the mirror and order yourself to get condemned for all eternity”

  • @vanchella1
    @vanchella1 23 дні тому +2

    "Everything is fantastic to an idiot."
    "Our lives begin when we learn to test the limits of nightmares."
    "Worry about sword fights, not what you are afraid of."
    Gotta hand it to AI, it occasionally spits out real ones. First runner-up and maybe the sickest burn I've ever heard: "You are interesting in the same way that a bomb is interesting." Great video, laughed myself silly as always!

  • @boarbot7829
    @boarbot7829 25 днів тому +1

    I quite like "You are interesting in the same way a bomb is interesting".

  • @UwUYT
    @UwUYT 29 днів тому +280

    When I was younger I spent hours on Inspirobot. Here are some of the best quotes I got:
    -"You must say yes to crime"
    -"Idiots walk among us" (my personal favourite)
    -"Dance. Or don't."
    - "Be that person who forces other people to wish they'd never been born"

    • @frp3337
      @frp3337 27 днів тому +21

      I got one saying: the reason to live is tomatoe salad
      Edit: bro i got a crazy one 💀
      "Vegans use pickles to penetrate their butt holes"

    • @BearBeatzu
      @BearBeatzu 26 днів тому +8

      I love that last one. I inspire to be that last one.

    • @eyeofthepyramid2596
      @eyeofthepyramid2596 26 днів тому +5

      How old are you now

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 25 днів тому +1

      When I was younger, I read your comment.
      Be careful if you don't know.

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT 25 днів тому

      @@BLUELEADER78 what? This is weirdly phrased, please clarify?