What the government would actually do: unplug the computer, pull out the RAM sticks, plug it into an offline RAM scanner, and there's the key! Normal ransomware works because the private key is stored on a server, but the public key is stored on your computer.
You should change the 2000 to 2005 since youtube wasnt a thing there and yes i did get the joke dont go woooosh me because it wont be an actual woooosh
@Brady Hartsfield doesnt count, not always someone that understands the joke is wooooshed and wooooshing people isnt funny, i did understand the joke so stop Reddit aint funny
Not for me. I've actually beaten the first 3 levels of Touhou 4 without losing at anytime at the second time I've played the game (I've only played Touhou 4 because it is the game from where the song "Bad Apple!!" comes from).
WHEEZE OMG REIMU BE SLY. But really, if you have to go to alternate dimension, defeat someone with the power of NUCLEAR FUSION and still nothing, you would resort to shadier methods
"yeah whos calling?" "The president" "are you for real?" "yes, we have heard you are good at touhou" "yes why?" "we need you to play touhou on lunatic mode and get to 0.2 billion score"
>be professional touhou player >anonymously release ransomeware only those of my caliber can unlock >offer my skills to anyone who wants them at $100/hr + travel fees.
Ah, yes, the ransomware that was made as a joke, but then it went out of control to the point that the creator himself got infected and couldn't get close to getting the required points.
This is just evil. You have to play arguably the hardest game in the series on the hardest difficulty, and it has to be near perfect. Hope you like their themes, cause you're gonna be here for at minimum a few months.
Btw, for some people that didn't understand why it's called Rensenware: it actually goes for "Touhou Seirensen Ransomware". "Seirensen" goes for "Star-Lotus Ship of the East" (japanese name for Undefined Fantastic Object). So, I think we can call it "Star-Lotus Ship Ransomware". :P
What if instead of this, the ransomware was actually its own Touhou game? Like, the incident is that the main antagonist encrypted parts of the world and the final stage is located in your computer? I can see it now: *Touhou 17: Inspired Lunatic Key* (because it forces you to play on one difficulty: Lunatic, and is inspired by rensenware)
I think OP means it would be an actual game, not the piece of ransomware you see here. ZUN gave us free reign for fan activities, except commercial ones. See the vast amount of fangames: Labyrinth of Touhou 1 and 2, Riverbed Soul Saver, the fanart for everyone (I'm working on one too), the fanfics and doujins, and there's even more than 1000 circles at Comiket that produce fan-music and the above, and they sell it too.
as someone who has played this game series for over a year now, i have to just say this video speaks to me your gameplay feels relatable, right down to the monikers for characters anyways, i'm going to watch more your videos they're great
Past me: Whats touhou? Future me: Hey past you, it's you from the future. You still haven't played Touhou, but the OG bad apple from Lotus Land is *catchy* .
A few months ago I was a big fan about researching computers, specifically Operating systems and viruses, and I remembered this channel and this virus, and now that I'm a fan of Touhou everything agrees XD Thanks for your videos!
I remember one virus where Dan ended up playing Pac-Man, so in a way, it was a little bit of a 'Let's play' channel. Bonus: The Pac-Man game would not let him leave. (Cue to dan breaking DOS after many attempts to exit)
He also did a Let's Play of Virus: The Game, which was basically Toonami's old Trapped in Hyperspace game minus kiwi Swayzak freaking out and infecting TOM.
Oh my holy lord Byaurken. For your information, UFO is by far the hardest touhou game - even though im a huge fan of the series, this is not a fate id wish against my enemies
It depend how you look at it, really. At normal mode SA is really challenging, if you're going for a Lunatic 1CC UFO is considered the worst, but if we judge solely on pattern difficulty, LoLK takes the cake. So yeah, SA CAN be the most difficult.
It was exactly how the first virus was meant to be, creeper, was only here to do a prank, by saying "im the creeper, catch me if you can!" it was never meant to be harmful.
Viruses back then: Warning: Your computer will be bricked! Viruses now: Play Fortnite and get a Victory Royale with 50 kills without taking damage to decrypt your files.
I've read the ransomware author's comment on the Korean forum; he accidentally infected himself during testing. (Update: ... and that was the only real-world infection.) BTW I suck at Touhou too bad. Screw those UFOs.
The ransomware is indeed for real. I thought the encryption deal was just bogus and maybe the users who got it were fools, given that they got this piece of software in the first place. Anyways, Touhou is really not a game for everyone, but for those who suddenly got interested in playing this and don't have the skill to do, here's some stuff I found by experience which hopefully can get you somewhere in Touhou. *Focus. Hold shift to make your character move slower and show your 'hitbox'. Under any circumstances, you don't want any bullet to touch the hitbox. It's a thing I noticed Dan and two other UA-cam channels miss out. For anyone playing Touhou, FOCUSING is a must, and to play without FOCUSING is suicide (unless you want to do a no-Focus challenge, which is infeasible if you're already reading this). *Your character choice will be crucial in the beginning. Typically, you'll want to play as Reimu (the one in red-white, always the first choice), and in some cases, you might be given a second choice: that's your loadout, typically the first one is the one you want to go with. Reimu has moderate speed and amulets that home to your targets, definitely easier for beginners. *I recommend starting with Perfect Cherry Blossom on Normal. The later games get harder (including Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom and Subterranean Animism, avoid these until you're ready for them, same for UFO here). If you're unable to progress on Normal, Easy is an option that you could take. Definitely do not start on Lunatic or Hard until you're familiar with the games first. *You have bombs that can be used by hitting the X button. They can be used at any time as long as you have at least one of them, but it's best to keep them until you're almost going to be hit by a bullet, as its main functionality is not to damage the enemies (that's a side effect), but rather to clear away the bullets and grant you invincibility. As such, you want to keep them for the times when you most need them. *When playing, always look at your character first to make sure their hitbox is not dangerously close to a bullet. When the screen is full of bullet hell, don't even look up; instead keep looking at your character and keep her moving away from bullets. *Bullets are smaller than what they appear. So if you are surrounded by bullets, there may be hope for escape by taking advantage of the bullets' actual size. An example is the orbs, where the white space all around the colored part is mostly safe. *Don't aim towards beating the games, instead, play to see how far you could go. Under this mentality, you can keep pushing your limits. Practice the stages you have unlocked, and keep playing till you gain enough experience to see the final boss. And most importantly, be patient. Patience will be great when trying to beat Touhou, as you definitely don't want to be rushed when playing Touhou. That is all the tips I have for a beginner. There are some advanced tips out there that you could use like the point of collection, but you should first focus on the basics and getting your feet wet before you fully dive.
Its funny when this came out I actually genuiely didn't know anything about Touhou. Now after a span of a time this is for me a great addition to this beatiful community.
Too bad there was no DOS malware like this, like something that will scan your Wolfenstein 3D scores and will only decrypt your stuff if it finds evidence you defeated Episode 6.
This does actually kinda sound cool, but Episode 6 on I am Death Incaranate is really rough... I know that's the point of this ransomware but can't ya show some mercy by having them play Episode 3?
There should be a Ransom.BigSmoke, where in order to decrypt your files, you would need to type by memory all Big Smoke order from GTA: San Andres... now, that would be pretty funny, unless you don't remember it... like myself.
There's no way anyone has a Pentium 2 anymore to be unable to escape of that ransomware. Really. (I know because GTA:San Andreas requires at least a Pentium 3 1GHz, 256MB RAM and a 64MB GPU (Geforce 3 onwards) which isn't even actual tech anymore. The lowest you'd be able to find would be in the 775 range already)
Next ransomware: ransom.Telocker Locks Minecraft and you have to play Terraria in order to unlock your precious Minecraft, and it come with it! (Its a modified version). First, when the payload loads, it encrypts Minecraft's files and a uncloseable popup comes "lol dumb idiot!!1" "it seems your minecraft files got encrypted! now you gotta play terraria to unlock them. if you defeat the eye of cthulhu on expert, your files will be decrypted." "remember, if you die, *YOU RESTART ALL OVER!* hahahahaha, fooool." Then if you defeat the eye of cthulhu, Minecraft decrypts and it comes with the following message: "lol nice you beated it. didn't know you could beat this. minecraft will be decrypted now. remember that terraria and minecraft are both good games my final message. goodbye." This basically teachs the kids to play Terraria and don't search up "minecraft hax free download 2019" on Google.
Complete lunatic mode in 92 million score and 2 continues im not good enough to take on the challenge so I will probably be back in 2 years when I can take on the challenge of 200 millions and reactivate the virus
RB depends , but sometimes losing all of your bombs in point device mode while being stuck on one spellcard is a pain in the ass. happened to me in junko's last spellcard. meanwhile people can just spam the bomb in legacy mode to clear the game.
I like to imagine the US government bringing in the world's best Touhou player to decrypt ransomed military documents.
What the government would actually do: unplug the computer, pull out the RAM sticks, plug it into an offline RAM scanner, and there's the key! Normal ransomware works because the private key is stored on a server, but the public key is stored on your computer.
If only this were a real ransomware
like "if you finish UFO Lunatic 1CC, we'll give you a medal and 1m dollars
The world record of this game is 3 billion scored.
THIS
LMFAO
2000 : *How to remove viruses*
2019 : *How to make viruses*
Spongy bob Pepelaugh
Task Manager : xD
Regardless of the joke, in 2000, there were e-zines, were virus writing tutorials.
You should change the 2000 to 2005 since youtube wasnt a thing there and yes i did get the joke dont go woooosh me because it wont be an actual woooosh
@Brady Hartsfield doesnt count, not always someone that understands the joke is wooooshed and wooooshing people isnt funny, i did understand the joke so stop
Reddit aint funny
"It turns out I'm bad at it."
Literally everyone when they first play touhou
(Except fighting games)
@@sandarnwe7130 When I first played Touhou I was better at the bullet hells than the fighting games. I'm just terrible at fighting games.
Not for me. I've actually beaten the first 3 levels of Touhou 4 without losing at anytime at the second time I've played the game (I've only played Touhou 4 because it is the game from where the song "Bad Apple!!" comes from).
@@ShadowGD_OfficialYT On Lunatic ?
@@skell6134 What?
"Choose the red girl, because why not?"
Press F to pay respect to Reimu
F
F
F
F
F
Fun Fact: The maker of RensenWare was the first guy having to decrypt by getting 2 billion, He forgot to use it on a virtual machine.
XD
Lmao
im sure he did it intentionally
Awe.
So, that's why he give score forcer
At least he said touhou correctly.
"touhou."
No, "to whom."
2hu
@@wbjeg *2hüm
*TAW HAW*
Always pronounced it as toe-hoe. Thanks for telling me how to actually say it.
This is actually worse than asking for bitcoin.
Floating Sunfish i'd rather pay in bitcoin.
There you had 6 days.
here time = inf.
(also bitcoin requires decripted files
@@binkhowell8242 you can always make more money, but you'll probably never in your life beat this game
What about both?
Trust me, getting that much money and converting it into bitcoin is more hassle than getting all achievements in tf2.
Plot Twist:
This is Reimu's plan to get more "donations"
It is good
IOSYS in Convictor Yamanaxadu was right
expect it always get steeled by dio Brando
WHEEZE OMG REIMU BE SLY.
But really, if you have to go to alternate dimension, defeat someone with the power of NUCLEAR FUSION and still nothing, you would resort to shadier methods
Did u know shrine maidens used to prostitute to gain money?
Yeah I didn't either.
Reimu can do that and she'd be millionaire LOL
"yeah whos calling?"
"The president"
"are you for real?"
"yes, we have heard you are good at touhou"
"yes why?"
"we need you to play touhou on lunatic mode and get to 0.2 billion score"
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@@itsfadixx fixed your comment
@@Donut-Eater can you fix my mistakes?
@@kepiblop _-_
>be professional touhou player
>anonymously release ransomeware only those of my caliber can unlock
>offer my skills to anyone who wants them at $100/hr + travel fees.
> fkin genious
Profit
>just make a normal ransom ware demanding $100
Admiral Siverdan that’s not fun.
Branana9 - SuperBran no
Imagine getting a ransomware that makes you watch all the episodes of boku no pico
Please no oh god no
i never even watched it but thinking about it makes my eyes melt
Why not?
Made it move itself and turn off the screen and voice
Then wait for few hours later
200odd300 wkwkwk
Boku no Pico is fine compared to i dont know, Emergence?
i mean i watched both and i watched BnP three times
both are fine tbh i have seen worse
Marissa encrypted the precious files.
It is good
122122121121112122122122122112
Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to
@@worsethanem3660 Isn't it 123123123123123?
oh no
this is the best ransomware ever created
Play Touhou or your computer will die
And it beats wannacry
I mean at least with regular ransomware you at least have a chance of getting your files if you pay
*japan*
True
Marisa stole the precious files..
11/07/2020: what the fuck, how did this get popular lmfao
*mental breakdown and intense wheezing and desk slamming*
*DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO*
*_NOT MY PORN!_*
Katyusha get out
yes
Thanks for russian subtitles!
Мистер огонёчек чёёёё
О, привет Мистер Огонёчек, вижу ты тоже любишь всякие крипипасты. Я на тебя давно подписан
🌞
It is good
Says the person typing it in english
Ah, yes, the ransomware that was made as a joke, but then it went out of control to the point that the creator himself got infected and couldn't get close to getting the required points.
Welp, hope he got good at Touhou then.
thats fucking crazy 😂
Well, at least it doesn't force you to beat Clownpiece with 1 life.
Good god. I would rather just wipe my hard drive clean.
Doable enough if you're using Reisen.
I lost all my Reisen-lives to her the first time the first time I played, in about a second. Don't make me think about it, it was traumatising.
Clownpiece is easy. All you need to do is dodge all the lasers.
cristixyz Easier said than done.
2D girls fucking up our computers
this is the future
dammit japan
flesh you never fail to amuse me
I myself was called a masochist by the venerable Kizuna Ai-chan
We truly live in the future
@hoptrix Ye.
"I will never forgive the japanese!"
-some guy with a robotic hand
"choose the red girl, why not"
thanks
It is good
@@jme7046 I've seen you before.
@@professionalfangster1510 it is good
Press F to pay respects for Reimu, who it's name was blatantly ignored😔
@@professionalfangster1510 I've seen you before too.
Other virus:you need too pay me ur computer or i eliminate it,nah i gonna eliminate it
Rensenware:Touhou is love, Touhou is life
Reimu just wanted the donations
Reimu has really fallen onto hard times, man...
It is good
Play Touhou to decrypt files? Doesn't sound like a virus to me.
Are you that guy from SMW Central? Since I recognize your profile picture.
TheQuackSavior Yes
wew i was literally browsing the forums when you showed up
No financial ransom? That's very weird to play a game for your data. Pretty clear the person who wrote this doesn't need the money.
no its for weebs
When Murasa stopped sinking ships and starts making viruses
This is just evil. You have to play arguably the hardest game in the series on the hardest difficulty, and it has to be near perfect. Hope you like their themes, cause you're gonna be here for at minimum a few months.
Touhou 1 1CC on lunatic is harder (even though it would be impossible to make a ransomware with it because it isn't on windows)
the Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom in question:
@@ZionArcski17 the reisen bomb in question:
@@reisenImperishableNight The ransomware that forces you to lnnn
HOLD SHIFT FOR FOCUSED MOVEMENT
Don't worry, I've ever seen many people are playing touhou without holding shift, and they can still beat the game at all
"Shift wins games. Use Shift!"
*NO I DON'T WANT TURN ON STICKEY KEYS*
@@firesauce9016 fuuck thats annoying when it happens
Btw, for some people that didn't understand why it's called Rensenware: it actually goes for "Touhou Seirensen Ransomware". "Seirensen" goes for "Star-Lotus Ship of the East" (japanese name for Undefined Fantastic Object). So, I think we can call it "Star-Lotus Ship Ransomware". :P
So basically... Seiren (Siren) means Alien?
@@verifeli hahahahahahahahahahah well played
Pro Touhou players: *gets Rensenware*
Also them: Hah
It is good
@@jme7046 stop...
It's a joke, pls keep going
cant fuck with the gods
Also them: why are you threatening me with a good time?
this virus would be a lot more effective if it's triggered by calling touhou an anime instead
touhou is my favorite anime of all time
it now has an anime
@@Vysair fanime
@@Vysair fanime.
@@Vysair fanime
What if instead of this, the ransomware was actually its own Touhou game?
Like, the incident is that the main antagonist encrypted parts of the world and the final stage is located in your computer?
I can see it now: *Touhou 17: Inspired Lunatic Key*
(because it forces you to play on one difficulty: Lunatic, and is inspired by rensenware)
Would be a great fangame, but I don't have programming knowledge. :/
That would be highly illegal to publicly release.
I think OP means it would be an actual game, not the piece of ransomware you see here.
ZUN gave us free reign for fan activities, except commercial ones. See the vast amount of fangames: Labyrinth of Touhou 1 and 2, Riverbed Soul Saver, the fanart for everyone (I'm working on one too), the fanfics and doujins, and there's even more than 1000 circles at Comiket that produce fan-music and the above, and they sell it too.
No, I mean it be an actual creative piece of malware with its own game, not T12.
And yes, I'm aware of how illegal it would be.
We need Saltyware
where you must scream on mic for 10 minutes without getting banned on server.
SodiumWare
Sequel of ReisenWare, Kaguya Federal and FujiWarrant
Lmao what r u doing here?
Use a private server.
@@colemacgrath8846 program should read player count and verify that the server is public.
We talking Discord, Nintendo Switch online or XBox voice chats?
2:47
“Anime Girl”
Oh I can feel the hate comments already...
@Jos'e Stalain guuuurl
>hate comments
Lemme fix that for you:
>autistic screeching
@Jos'e Stalain
>How
>>Does this thing
>>>Work
>funny arrow haha
It is good
From now on i'm gonna call Reimu "The red girl"
redmu
Red Sanae
hey you, the girl in red and white
-patchouli knowledge th6
they missed the chance to name it reisenware and use th8 instead
Understandable as th8 is like considered one of the easiest, if not the easiest touhou main game XD
But this was some fun shenanigans XD
@@adamxue6096 easy modo ransomware
Th8 is the frist thouhou i finishd in normal...
AND I FUCKING LOVE REISEN!!!
Gensouware
But They took chance using Touhou Seirensen instead
Pretty sure the guy created it just to see Dan play Touhou.
*choose the red girl why not?*
yes.
"This anime chick right here..."
i felt offended
lol its chinese cartoons and most of the characters are schoolgirls. Basically anime
@@sakesaurus they literally aren't though
duuh, I meant the seeming age
please dont argue that they're all undead and stuff. They are for most purposes (personality included) schoolgirls
@@sakesaurus No one goes to school
Well a bit
I am actually pretty happy that in current times of malware doing stuff for money and sensitive data somebody did this just for fun.
Midlow watch the whole video
Welp, you asked for malware that doesn't take your money. Here it is, everyone.
It maybe doest take your money, but it does take your soul
is that tempo in your thumbnail
@@HyperVanilo not th15.
Was it worth it?
How to trigger the whole Touhou fandom
"What is this anime game?"
Me, a Touhou player:
*HAH JOKES ON YOU, I'M INTO THAT SHIT.*
Lol I don’t. *Should be easy enough*
me playing touhou 8, 11, and 15 in lunatic mode and succeed to 1cc/2cc: JOKES ON YOU, IM INTO THAT SHIT
@@HouraisanShijuunana
Correction: *"WE'RE INTO THAT SHIT."*
@@notren2967 well, ALL OF US are into that shit!
@@Luke_4044 moriya shrine
danooct1 playing Touhou
What a time to be alive
truly
Someone should make a yukkuri ransomware that forces your pc's processer to take it easy.
Shake it to make it horny.
@@1r587 😂😂
Happy day
So malware that forces the CPU to run at the lowest possible power state? Welcome to 486 emulator
Virus.Win32.Yukkuri
as someone who has played this game series for over a year now, i have to just say
this video speaks to me
your gameplay feels relatable, right down to the monikers for characters
anyways, i'm going to watch more your videos
they're great
“idk what I’m doing so I choose that, sounds good”
*every touhou noob in existence*
I certainly didn't expect _Touhou_ out of all things to appear on this channel, but I'm not complaining.
reisenware.
yo
reimuware.
uhhh uhhh remiliaware
Wriggleware
Marisaware
Past me: Whats touhou?
Future me: Hey past you, it's you from the future. You still haven't played Touhou, but the OG bad apple from Lotus Land is *catchy* .
A few months ago I was a big fan about researching computers, specifically Operating systems and viruses, and I remembered this channel and this virus, and now that I'm a fan of Touhou everything agrees XD Thanks for your videos!
I never expected this channel to be come a let's play channel.
I remember one virus where Dan ended up playing Pac-Man, so in a way, it was a little bit of a 'Let's play' channel.
Bonus: The Pac-Man game would not let him leave.
(Cue to dan breaking DOS after many attempts to exit)
He also did a Let's Play of Virus: The Game, which was basically Toonami's old Trapped in Hyperspace game minus kiwi Swayzak freaking out and infecting TOM.
LMAO
This is actually a pretty cool virus if you ask me. I think the world would be a better place if viruses were creative like this.
I think I would prefer that we had no viruses !
u rite
It'd be like the MSDOS days in a way, just slightly more common.
I have a virus in my computer, the only thing it does is redirect me to Yahoo when I am using Google.
Viruses where like that before though
I just started playing Touhou. Man, it's good.
great series
good job chad
the good document text file having
"it is good" in it was so damn funny i love how he just glosses over it which makes it more funnier
Oh my holy lord Byaurken.
For your information, UFO is by far the hardest touhou game - even though im a huge fan of the series, this is not a fate id wish against my enemies
I thought it was well agreed on that SA was the most difficult?
Emary what? not at all, Okuu is kinda brutal but UFO/LoLK is harder (speaking from experience)
I am fairly sure the hardest agreed one is actually LoLK
RickRoller90001 its not even junko that brings the pain, its clownpiece
It depend how you look at it, really.
At normal mode SA is really challenging, if you're going for a Lunatic 1CC UFO is considered the worst, but if we judge solely on pattern difficulty, LoLK takes the cake. So yeah, SA CAN be the most difficult.
"I choose you"
Oh my, he chose me...
Marisa Kirisame nah. Not you
PsychoFizz p sure he chose the one above me ^
pls dont spread cancer of roleplaying in yt thanks
Khoro right!! Get out of here lol
Marisa's not a roleplayer.
Somehow found this guy playing TouHou with 1M+ views.
Btw press F to pay respect for Reimu.
oh no Marissa stole my precious files
Lol
see
this is what people should be doing
instead of giving viruses to destroy or steal stuff
just blatant trolling
The Sigma Virus: Complete Mega Man X6 on Xtreme mode with no damage or deaths
Clawnoob The Paladin hh
It was exactly how the first virus was meant to be, creeper, was only here to do a prank, by saying "im the creeper, catch me if you can!" it was never meant to be harmful.
It should actually be Reisenware, for everyone's favorite rabbit girl, Raisin Udingdong Inabanana.
(Translation: Reisen Udongein Inaba)
Actually, it's named Rensenware because the name of Touhou 12 is Touhou Seirensen
Ah, thanks. I just couldn't find that name for it and instead attributed it to Reisen. Oops.
Rasinware
"And now, I am leaving the Earth for no *_raisin!_*"
Sarcasmica raisin
1:56 *did he just assume touhou is an anime?*
y e s
I mean technically it is as it has animation and is from japan
There are some fan-made anime.
verifeli yeah we all know that
It is an anime...but an anime game.
Viruses back then: Warning: Your computer will be bricked!
Viruses now: Play Fortnite and get a Victory Royale with 50 kills without taking damage to decrypt your files.
Dizzy Drake I guess my files are fucked cuz there's no way im playing fn
rather viruses now: Delete fortnite and beat time record 1:53:00 at construction route in Need for speed world
Getting 0.2 billion in touhou is easy but THAT is really bad REALLY BAD
@ wow you have to disrespect an opinion ok.
@ Yeah it is. It's your opinion that it's the cringiest comment you ever read also can you please respect people's opinions on a game?
I've read the ransomware author's comment on the Korean forum; he accidentally infected himself during testing.
(Update: ... and that was the only real-world infection.)
BTW I suck at Touhou too bad. Screw those UFOs.
True, so he had to do a code pack thing to get his files back bruh🤡
cute ransomware with hats
No
Suwakoware
This went from a computer virus to a gaming video
He: "Anime chick right here..."
Me: " *So you have chosen death* "
What tf are you talking about?
@@asteroidalassassin6949 touhou isnt anime
@@izrrr4785 it is anime just like the Avatar: The Last Airbender.
@I SELL SALT Nah, it's definitely anime, just like King of the Hill.
@I SELL SALT I can see you are a connoisseur who prefers that I use the term "Japanimation."
scrubs are not allowed to use this computer. in order to de-encrypt your files you must first git gud.
Kanudelgruber it just works
whoa dude, was that a motherfucking jojo's bizarre adventure™ reference?!?!
Hey!
Now I know a good weapon against friend's little children.
(also this line sounds like unused line from memz virus)
the perfect ransomware doesn't exi-
I think this was my introduction to Touhou in Hindsight
plot twist: rensenware is just teaching us how to break a world record
"break a world record or i'll break your computer"
Seem legit to me
wr is 3.474b, about 17 times more than what the virus requires
so... not really?
@@ZPS_STG that was a joke
10/10 would run on my computer again
@justquant are you saying that's bad
Squishi are you saying it isn't
fite me
oh
Again ?
yea touhou is my favorite manga that's been running since november 1996, can't wait for volume 15.5 to get encrypted
watching this now i just realized you actually chose the 2nd highest scoring shot type
i died irl when he said anime chick
jesus christ the whole weeb vs not weeb debate in the comments is dumb as hell just appreciate this neat idea for ransomware
Gabe Griffin if your offended then gtfo
Azuren Your insult has backfired
UFO? They went easy on their victims
should of used SoEW or LoLK
SoEW is pc98 not windows era
Oh yeah
UFO and the underground games are the only ones I can beat though.
imo it should had be EoSD
Learning that even the creator couldn't beat his own virus is really saying something
Marisa, we need save some computers...
best trojan ever
now people can appreciate art
Actually, it's the worst trojan ever.
Tinsel 64 r/woosh
Ricardo, it's you!
The ransomware is indeed for real. I thought the encryption deal was just bogus and maybe the users who got it were fools, given that they got this piece of software in the first place. Anyways, Touhou is really not a game for everyone, but for those who suddenly got interested in playing this and don't have the skill to do, here's some stuff I found by experience which hopefully can get you somewhere in Touhou.
*Focus. Hold shift to make your character move slower and show your 'hitbox'. Under any circumstances, you don't want any bullet to touch the hitbox. It's a thing I noticed Dan and two other UA-cam channels miss out. For anyone playing Touhou, FOCUSING is a must, and to play without FOCUSING is suicide (unless you want to do a no-Focus challenge, which is infeasible if you're already reading this).
*Your character choice will be crucial in the beginning. Typically, you'll want to play as Reimu (the one in red-white, always the first choice), and in some cases, you might be given a second choice: that's your loadout, typically the first one is the one you want to go with. Reimu has moderate speed and amulets that home to your targets, definitely easier for beginners.
*I recommend starting with Perfect Cherry Blossom on Normal. The later games get harder (including Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom and Subterranean Animism, avoid these until you're ready for them, same for UFO here). If you're unable to progress on Normal, Easy is an option that you could take. Definitely do not start on Lunatic or Hard until you're familiar with the games first.
*You have bombs that can be used by hitting the X button. They can be used at any time as long as you have at least one of them, but it's best to keep them until you're almost going to be hit by a bullet, as its main functionality is not to damage the enemies (that's a side effect), but rather to clear away the bullets and grant you invincibility. As such, you want to keep them for the times when you most need them.
*When playing, always look at your character first to make sure their hitbox is not dangerously close to a bullet. When the screen is full of bullet hell, don't even look up; instead keep looking at your character and keep her moving away from bullets.
*Bullets are smaller than what they appear. So if you are surrounded by bullets, there may be hope for escape by taking advantage of the bullets' actual size. An example is the orbs, where the white space all around the colored part is mostly safe.
*Don't aim towards beating the games, instead, play to see how far you could go. Under this mentality, you can keep pushing your limits. Practice the stages you have unlocked, and keep playing till you gain enough experience to see the final boss.
And most importantly, be patient. Patience will be great when trying to beat Touhou, as you definitely don't want to be rushed when playing Touhou. That is all the tips I have for a beginner. There are some advanced tips out there that you could use like the point of collection, but you should first focus on the basics and getting your feet wet before you fully dive.
@Midlow
There's a difference between a weeb and someone that just enjoys the game
You forgot the most crucial advice:
"To actually grow a set and start playing the heck out of it until you master it or die tryin'..."
Ward
I played lunatic kingdom on lunatic difficuly for my first touhou game. Made it all the way to dormey before i threw in the towel
just stick with the cheat engine
I remember watching this video 2 years ago and it was my first exposure to touhou.
Image a virus that defends you from viruses but then plays memes for 20 minutes every time it has to defend from a virus.
That "anime chick"s name in the warning box is Minamitsu Murasa if anyone wants to know
I can hear the irony in your voice once you said "this anime chick right here"
It is good
It is cool
This was the first time i heard about touhou.. i came back to watch it again
Its funny when this came out I actually genuiely didn't know anything about Touhou. Now after a span of a time this is for me a great addition to this beatiful community.
We need Rhythmware where you have to complete Rhythm Tengoku with all perfects plus emulator lag to get your files undecrypted.
HEHE I AM A SUPERSTAR PARAPPA Nope. Osu! Xi-Blue sixth 4 Dimensions diff no miss.
HEHE I AM A SUPERSTAR PARAPPA No! Not the Emulator Lag! Everything but that!
how about osu!
terraware where you have to play terraria without stopping and beat the moon lord with 100 life and a broken wooden hammer
bonsly2001 too ez
Touhou on lunatic - yep those files are _never gonna be decrypted_
No one:
Danooct: *_i choose you_*
"Yo Ansel, why do you think Touhou fanbase is so toxic?"
Me, watches this video
"dunno bro"
probably
The only toxic ones are the elitists who think they are above everyone because they are good at it.
@@aztecravemonkey4044 hmm Touhou is elite
It is good
Touhou is surprisingly the tamest and least toxic fandom I've come across, and the fanmade stuff are amazing like holy shiet
Too bad there was no DOS malware like this, like something that will scan your Wolfenstein 3D scores and will only decrypt your stuff if it finds evidence you defeated Episode 6.
This does actually kinda sound cool, but Episode 6 on I am Death Incaranate is really rough... I know that's the point of this ransomware but can't ya show some mercy by having them play Episode 3?
"you need to play tohou"
me: well that's not bad
"...on the hardest difficulty"
me: w elll shit
This video got me into touhou 😂
I play too much of it now
one of us
The worst thing than your life being in imidiate danger is being forced to play an anime game, truly an horrific experience.
*Pain is eternal.*
@laika because no one's in their right mind will even try to Google anime
There should be a Ransom.BigSmoke, where in order to decrypt your files, you would need to type by memory all Big Smoke order from GTA: San Andres... now, that would be pretty funny, unless you don't remember it... like myself.
Or even better, use a camera to film you eating Big Smoke's Order.
Lel but if ur on a low end computer ur fucked because uknow.....
gta is demanding
There's no way anyone has a Pentium 2 anymore to be unable to escape of that ransomware. Really. (I know because GTA:San Andreas requires at least a Pentium 3 1GHz, 256MB RAM and a 64MB GPU (Geforce 3 onwards) which isn't even actual tech anymore. The lowest you'd be able to find would be in the 775 range already)
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@@toxamusical6926 ya forgot the number 7
YES. My years of bullet hell experience will finally help me in the world!
Next ransomware: ransom.Telocker
Locks Minecraft and you have to play Terraria in order to unlock your precious Minecraft, and it come with it! (Its a modified version).
First, when the payload loads, it encrypts Minecraft's files and a uncloseable popup comes
"lol dumb idiot!!1"
"it seems your minecraft files got encrypted! now you gotta play terraria to unlock them. if you defeat the eye of cthulhu on expert, your files will be decrypted."
"remember, if you die, *YOU RESTART ALL OVER!* hahahahaha, fooool."
Then if you defeat the eye of cthulhu, Minecraft decrypts and it comes with the following message:
"lol nice you beated it. didn't know you could beat this. minecraft will be decrypted now. remember that terraria and minecraft are both good games
my final message. goodbye."
This basically teachs the kids to play Terraria and don't search up "minecraft hax free download 2019" on Google.
Complete lunatic mode in 92 million score and 2 continues im not good enough to take on the challenge so I will probably be back in 2 years when I can take on the challenge of 200 millions and reactivate the virus
I have a better idea: Beat I Wanna Be The Guy without dying, or else have encrypted files forever.
Silverzero What about Super Meat Boy. Beat Cotton Alley light/Dark Worlds with all A ranks. >:-)
Get a double perfect on the General in Kaiser Knuckle.
Even better, I Wanna Be the Boshy
Way easier though.
Could be, I never played "I Wanna Be the Guy", I just know that "I Wanna Be the Boshy" is pretty much impossible to do without dying
*But hey Thank god it wasn't LOLK or SA*
RB depends , but sometimes losing all of your bombs in point device mode while being stuck on one spellcard is a pain in the ass. happened to me in junko's last spellcard. meanwhile people can just spam the bomb in legacy mode to clear the game.
imo i think touhou 7 has the easiest lunatic
@I SELL SALT imagine playing touhou after touhou 12
LOL K
subterranean aneurysm
lol, k
"Fortunately, we don't have to get there"
That one tryhard Touhou player whose pc got infected: *Imma pretend I didn't hear that.*
"this anime chick right here encrypted all your files"
The fucking irony.