LUDICROUS Reviews?! Tesla Model 3 Performance 2024
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- How does the new Tesla performance Model 3 'Ludicrous' stack up against BMW's M3? and lot's of other Ludicrous talk!
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Top Gear has their collective head up their tailpipe. Fake noises, fake 'gear' shifters, fake tailpipes, and TURBO-LAG -- just buy the M3, and run it for the rest of your days in your garage. Or buy two Model 3 Performances...
Do you think they are playing to who they think their audience is?
Yeah the worst part about the Ionic N is the fake sound. It’s worse than Gran Turismo 1. I don’t mind Porsche Taycan sound because it doesn’t try and fake engine sound. It’s just enhanced electric motor sound but it’s not necessarily
@@TeslaJigsaw I doubt their audience is stupid enough to buy this 'stuff'. Some C-Suite antiques need a pink slip.
@@sasajungic89 Exactly! Electric motor sounds yes, but fake engine noise? 🍌's
ICE heads are idiots. Why not throw in exhaust smells too? 😂
Horse sounds was very funny mate
In the argument of ICE vs BEV, nothing will change. But those of us driving the new model 3 Performance will have a shit-eating grin that no one can remove.
Ordered mine last Tuesday here in the states. 👍🏼
I'm so happy for you... not in the least bit jealous 😑
...but really, fantastic!! 👊
Get the boost upgrade in the future to 600hp
@@larryc1616I really hope they add that, ordered mine last Tuesday as well 😊
@@larryc1616does that exist ?
1:36
“…horse sounds to be added!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!!!
Top Gear was funny back in the day but the new actors are baba
Great video Tesla all the way⚡️⚡️
Ordered mine on april 23 here in spain. I enjoyed your video. The 3 first minutes are so funny!
Fantastic! thanks buddy
the last M3 that was worth buying was the E36. The current one is too big, too heavy, too tarted up. Basically a caricature of what it once was.
I loved both my E36 and E46 (smoother and more luxurious but less connected than the E36), but absolutely agree with you about today's M cars.
Awesome bit here mate, you really got a great format. I love the news and commentary about what Jason is really saying, everything has changed! I have had many V8’s in my past, i look forward to acquiring a performance Tesla. Subscribed!
Great comparison TM3P wins in all categories, no stinky oil / fuel and $$$$ savings. I ordered TM3P on the first day available for orders and saved additional $1,000
Nice 👌
The badge on the car says it all! And very elegantly too!
Top Gear and many other "main stream" car journalist are going to go the way of ICE.... Hell I was one of them till I got off my butt and test drove an M3P... Sold my S4 and bought one the following week on an amazing 0% deal and have never looked back. I've had every hot hatch out there and some and they are pale in comparison.
When you start driving EV car (let a lone M3P) you start to understand now "normal" people have stupid questions / ideas about EV cars.
It's really fucked up.
Regarding weight!!!!
When you tanks gasoline in BMW his weight is higher!!!!!!
Didn’t think of that! 🤯🫡
Another great effort here, Mr Jigsaw 😁
Thank you kindly 🙂
I'd like to see a Model 3 AstroTurf Floor Mat option, please 😏
Just joined Patreon. About time I ponied up for my new fave Tesla channel.
😂 Oh, I'm sure Grass Car Mats will be available somewhere already! 🤦♂️
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Brilliant! All solid points.
Will another Spectacular episode!!
Too kind Sir! Thank you 😁
My men in shed group think EV's are 50% heavier than ICE cars lol or my favorite is that the multi-story car parks are going to collapse 😂 😂 the other good one is now much a new EV battery are £23,000 to replace, I tryed to argue with them but they would not change there minds
Bonkers isn't it? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink!
But you can salt the oats...@@TeslaJigsaw
Yep heard all these too and they laugh when you call out their ignorance. Ive been going on about Tesla’s around the office for 2-3yrs (massive Tesla Fan). I finally bought one a few weeks ago 2022 Red TM3 SR+ …. Colleagues were like ‘ok you can shut up about it now’ Even i got fed up with all the questions so I shut up about it but one by one a number of people have now started looking at them and really intrigued by the car and low running costs. Like i fill up 2-3times a week and it costs me £2-3 on EV tariff. That catches their attention. (Edited cus my spelling is bad man).
I like to ask coworkers how many times they looked at gas price signs and debated stopping at gas station x, y, or z. I'll take an extra 10ish percent time on a long trip any day, not to mention autopilot.
Brilliant refresh - makes me want to buy my first performance car 🚘 🤜💥🤛
You didn't even mention when you were doing the weight comparison that the listed weight of the BMW M3 is without fluids. You need to account for oil and a tank of gas... those alone make the BMW M3 weigh pretty much exactly the same as the Tesla M3P.
Who the hell weighs a car without fluids? Should we weigh EVs without the battery?
Great review !!!
I had a 2019 M3P and it was a hoot to drive but definitely missing the engine and exhaust note that 100% adds to the fun. I've since sold the car as I went fully remote work, parents not too long ago picked up an BMW X6 and even though its a boat of an SUV the i6 in that car really sings and always leaves me grinning ear to ear. I've been eyeing an M240i for fun vroom vroom noises, but it is harder to justify when I can get the new M3P for like 15k less.
Thanks!
Woo! Thanks buddy, very kind of you 🙏
Nice work!
Cheers buddy!
Your the best funny and spot on information.
I appreciate that 👍
Great video. You earned my sub. I’m just annoyed that Canadian M3Ps are limited to 460hp. Any words of consolation? lol
Ha ha, it's still ludicrous!
1:47 love the horse sounds on the 1910 car !
Just subscribed. I was laughing so hard at your roasting of top gear. The fake exhaust pipes and smoke are pure comedic genius. Adding horse sounds - brilliant.
Thanks! 👍
Do all of the performance models have the plaid badge now?
It's ludicrous badge not plaid subtle differences. 😀👍🏻
I would say Tesla is Flawless
I stopped watching Top Gear years ago... Not having a tailpipe is now an attribute. Silent but deadly.....
Good vid
Spot on my friend. I’ve owned my Tesla model 3 for over 2 years and love it. I can’t see myself going back to an ice vehicle again. Really really want a right hand drive cyber truck for NZ, wishful thinking perhaps. Sub to your channel.
Cheers mate... Damn, I want a RHD Cybertruck too! here's hoping 🤞
Another brilliant video. I did think the Top Gear comments about fake noise and gear changes strange.
Got a blue M3P ordered within 30 minutes of on sale.
Lol cheers mate
I don't think I'd miss fake engine noises, but when I order my Model 3, I'm going to opt for the twin tip clip on fake tail pipe. All my ICE cars had some sort of exposed tail pipe, so if I don't see anything protruding from the rear end of my Tesla, I am going to believe I lost my exhaust system on the road somewhere! 😄
Nooooooo! 😂
Thank you I just ordered a Tesla model 3 performance! lol ❤
Fantastic! enjoy
Even without the tax credit it’s a hell of a deal
AWESOME video 👍👍
Thank you! 🫡
and it's range is 295 miles !! and NO POLLUTION!!
No pollution is disingenuous to say, the pollution happened ahead of time to get you the car, it takes about 5 years of driving a 30mpg car to equal the pollution to getting an EV, after which yes the EV becomes less pollutant overall.
@@Malinkadink wrong and beyond dumb a ev is little higher in CO2 to produce but in 1year moves past ICE . And the EV battery is 98% renewable so all EV's in the future will just use the recycled batteries . And EV's will last 100K miles with a 15% reduction in battery.
But what really bothers me is you think you know and you don't its just a sign of being stupid.
I think 5 years is overstating it.
I think I want one...
Me ****** Too! 😉
M3P is so tempting 🇺🇸🏁
They have already raised the price by $1000 so you better hurry. The price increase hit a few hours before I ordered mine and the delivery month went from May/June to June. I'm still waiting for my feelings to be hurt with their trade offer on my 5 month old M3P. Yeah, its going to hurt.
@@ericn3221 I ordered a ‘24 911 GTS Coupe and that arrives tomorrow a couple of months. The M3P
Is tempting as a daily. Congrats 🎊 n yours. What color did you go with?
What about adding exhaust smells and heat-soak engine compartment too? 😂
I believe Ford offered an engine aroma fragrance (no joke) 😳
My delivery date is on June can’t wait 😎 I ordered white and white M3P
Nice! 😎
mine is June too, gray and black. did you get your VIN assigned yet? I haven't.
I wanted white on white, but that combo didn’t qualify for the credit 😢
Ive owned 2 model 3 performance models. A 2019 and now a 2023. My next car is the model S plaid. But man I really love the new 2024 performance model 3. The red with white is balls. So so nice !!
@@MH-wm6dfhaving a a 2023 model is there any noticeable differences you can say from 2019? I ‘m lookin into either buying one from 2022 used or get a new one from 2024-2025
GIVIN the 2022 Model 3 Performance to the wiffer. Just ordered the 2024 Perf
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Just realised ive not bought my tickets to fully charged Harrogate yet! Going on the Friday in my New Tesla (used2022) cant wait !!!!
Cool! See you there 👍
Hello mate
A real consumption pls
I'm watching this with my dad
Just bought the Model 3 Performance today actually. Watching a few videos to see some more thoughts. I can tell you, my car came out to 53k after the 7500 tax credit and I didn't do the 8k full self driving for life. So 53k is the USD number.
I'm a little confused with this. I'm on the US Tesla website now where it says M3P $53,990 NOT including the $7500 credit. Remove that and it's $46,490? What am I missing I wonder? 🤔
@@TeslaJigsaw Yea you had me in a panic, but its definitely correct. Here is the breakdown off the app.
Breakdown of car is 35k + (Performance trim) 18,990 + (Pearl White) 1k + (Destination) 1,390 + (Order Fee) 250
Model 3 Performance with tax, title, and reg (4200.10) - $60,830.10
Subtract deposit of $250 and tax credit of $7,500, its dead on $53,080.10
Thats directly from my documents after putting zero down and no trade in. 100% Financed.
@@ConstantineTitan Wow! What state are you in?
@@RandyP-jr1ekTN
Little known fact. first model Ts did come with halved coconut shells. For that equine feel.
😂
Planned UK model isnt as powerful as the US one though 😭⚡️🙈
Noooooooooooooo! (Sure it’ll do 😂)
@@TeslaJigsaw my friend Clive aas about to pull the trigger then saw that the batteries are a different make and the power etc isnt as good. Ill send you the detail
Hyundai had that EV that had the sounds of a combustion engine
Yup, weird!
@@TeslaJigsaw😂
All clickbait until I see something other than a spreadsheet telling me what its going to do... Bring on the real numbers!!
Horse sounds! lol.
Porsche taycan has fake sounds i really like. Who dont like it can switch it off. There is no problem with these sounds if the driver can decide to activate or deactivate. Edit: "Nobody wants fake engine noises" sry bro thats wrong.
Why do you want to hear fake muted ICE explosions in your EV? Is it so you can pretend to be polluting the environment with CO2?
It's not a gas burner. Let it go.
Ben afleck and adam sandlers love child likes the new m3p, great news.
Lol that Top Gear review must have been sponsored by BP.
That is EXACTLY what I thought!
F knows?!!! 🤷♂️
I see price is 53k not 45k
45k after fed rebate.
Now please convince my dad that EVs don't burst into flames! 🔥 Please! 🙏
Search "BMW fires UK police" and show him the results.
The BBC report is particularly detailed.
Here in the UK, there are 20,000 ICE fires each year & 100 deaths. Practically nobody hears about them. EV fire? Headline news! 🤦♂️
@@TeslaJigsaw Media will do everything to make EVs bad.
I still wouldn't ever park an EV in a garage, heck I dont park ICE cars inside either but an EV fire is toxic and impossible to put out yourself when they do happen.
Tesla should have offer zero percent interest. It will get more families to purchase a new model y for sure.
Just no SMDH. 😏 The many price drops since 2022 and renewed access to tax credits make this even without being adjusted for inflation?
The all time most affordable any tesla has ever been! In some ev friendly states a base model Y is sub 30k after all incentives!
People need to wake the fk up and realize 49k is average for a new ice vehicle and the average tesla sold? Is for well below that. 👍🏻
had to skip listening to the other dark guys...
😂
Fake engine noise and fake gear-shifting? WTF? Is the dude seriously desperate to find something to gripe about? SMH
Here's cheap fake-noise for you; find an MP3 of your favorite muscle-car and play it over bluetooth from your phone. Jesus.
As for 'gear shifts'... /sigh
The guy he’s talking to has the worst responses
Fake exhaust -- nobody wants it -- total cringe -- liberal and progressive idea !!
Came across this vehicle and you can tell this guy is not a car guy. This is just another iPhone for people like this.
Fake noise what! Are they like children? No that does a disservice to kids they are more intelligent!
A review of the reviews... why bother with this video
Such a good car with the aesthetics of a boring Toyota. Do something about it.
What ARE you talking about?
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Do you believe that "beauty and taste" requires buttons and "shiny things"?
Each to their own! But that's crazy talk
@@rogerstarkey5390 look at the line of many Jags, Alfas, Lambos; even the Fiskers and some Mercs. I guess you’re ok with fords and Toyotas.
Aerodynamic efficiency has left the chat
All the f bombs were unnecessary. I quit watching the video.
Cannot believe you were offended by Flipping. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
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F bombs are used by people who have a limited vocabulary and lack communication skills.
*Who wants their money spent on inventing fake crap to be on their car? I much rather the money spent on what the Tesla has, comfort, tech, performance, good design etc.*
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Funny and refreshing sense of humor…Loved it!