We need every single fraction of Zatoichi, now this is your life's assignment please do not abandon. Infinite number of videos is the only way, but in the end it has to be this way.
It's a joke, but this is actually completely realistic. If a full-size Nodachi or Uchigatana broke off at the hilt, it would often be reforged as a Wakizashi. This had purposes both spiritual (allowing a Samurai to continue to use his favored blade as a sidearm) and practical (saving metal, since making Katanas was expensive due to poor-quality Japanese ore).
The Zerotoichi: It's just the handle! Actual stats: Wrap assassin with additional -90% range. The ball is replaced by the Entire Sword Blade. Throwing it deals the 100 honor damage (unless you've killed with the handle) projectile functions like a Normal Half-Zatoichi. 65 damage, one shots other zatoichi, healing, etc.
I don't know how to feel about it not decapitating on kill. On the hand, it's realistic, and good attention to detail; on the other, decapitating would've been a lot more comical.
If the quarter zatoichi were a slightly bit larger and could be dual wield with a half zatoichi it would be funny to see soldier fighting with nite ichi-ryu like Musashi Miyamoto.
How about a half life zatoichi that just makes hl2.exe crash for your opponent if you kill them, but makes your hl2.exe crash if you sheathe it without getting a kill?
Quarter zatoichi should be a scout weapon +15% damage +25% health healed on kill +25% damage to players weilding the “half zotuichi” -20% swing speed +10% vulnerability while equipped Just to make it fun to play with: Gain 10% charge on hit Gain a small amount of charge by dealing damage with other weapons (approximately 1% per 10 damage) On full charge activate by pressing right click While activated: gives 25% damage bonus and +10% swing speed alongside a +50% health healed for 5 seconds (can only use melee)
"Quarter Zatoichi" well that just sounds like a tanto with extra steps Edit: BTW i love the design of this and i feel t would make a very cool idea for a half zatoichi reskin in a tanto style
Considering that a Zatoichi is a blind warrior, and the Half-Zatoichi refers to demomans eyepatch, I would assume a quarter zatoichi is someone with both eyes that needs glasses
We need a quad-zatoichi. (4x the zat with the unfortunate penalty of slicing yourself in half regardless of if you got any kill before switching and basically no firing speed but now there is no escaping its instakill aoe melee hitbox because it would be bigger than the cap area of harvest and you get uber for 4 seconds each kill with a 40x max base health over heal each kill.)
We need every single fraction of Zatoichi, now this is your life's assignment please do not abandon. Infinite number of videos is the only way, but in the end it has to be this way.
:)
It has to be this WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ive carved my own path
@@festerma5076 you followed your wrath
That would mean this series goes on forever, since you could mathematically and virtually half everything to infinity
Now we need a Double-Zatoichi
Two Half-Zatoichis makes a (different) full Zatoichi
a double-ended "half&half" Zatoichi that also hits enemies behind you when you swing it lol
@@ralphorama that sounds kinda wird
ok so you need 2 full Zatoichi
Make it double edged; attacking causes sheath damage; BUT all enemies are 1-hit kills
On miss : Hit yourself. Idiot.
It's a joke, but this is actually completely realistic. If a full-size Nodachi or Uchigatana broke off at the hilt, it would often be reforged as a Wakizashi. This had purposes both spiritual (allowing a Samurai to continue to use his favored blade as a sidearm) and practical (saving metal, since making Katanas was expensive due to poor-quality Japanese ore).
I'm guessing the handle is a lot shorter though, considering it's longer than the blade in the video lol
This guy swords
This seems more like it'd be... what was it again, a tanto?
isnt a tanto a dagger not a blade?
Isn't that called a shoutou?
The Zerotoichi: It's just the handle!
Actual stats: Wrap assassin with additional -90% range. The ball is replaced by the Entire Sword Blade. Throwing it deals the 100 honor damage (unless you've killed with the handle) projectile functions like a Normal Half-Zatoichi. 65 damage, one shots other zatoichi, healing, etc.
I call it, "Genosuke's hidden blade"
Now for the "No-Zatoichi".
it's just the handle and an inch of metal
Nah. No metal. You literally just whack people with the handle.
Deals a fatal zero damage if unequipped without killing an enemy.
But it does 0 damage
@ben bot07 But... wait... now that i think about it, damage taken by any other TF2 weapon would be fatal. So by technicality, you're right.
Now we need a 1/8 zatoichi
You just lose health after each kill
@@timtimzollabim5743 and gain it upon sheathing
Or just the handle
That's basically a needle at that point...
I don't know how to feel about it not decapitating on kill. On the hand, it's realistic, and good attention to detail; on the other, decapitating would've been a lot more comical.
Soldier just starts punching the enemy while holding the sword hilt
Would demoknight tf2 with quarter katana be called demo tf2?
this feels like karma charger's sibling or alternate universe variant, and its beautiful
Comically Small Zatoichi
The "it's not about the size, it's how you use it"-Zatochi
Now, make a weapon named 'Half' and it's just soldier holding a blade without the handle and he hurt himself everytime he attacks
When I saw the tiny blade, I genuinely laughed out loud. Thank you sir; Was funny, did laugh.
You are welcome!
i love how he cuts off on heavy cuz yea.. thats gonna take a while lmao
The No-Zatoichi. Literally just the handle
If the quarter zatoichi were a slightly bit larger and could be dual wield with a half zatoichi it would be funny to see soldier fighting with nite ichi-ryu like Musashi Miyamoto.
Or do you mean Musashi miyasoldier?
@@cgaminganims7046 You know damn well the answer XD
How about a half life zatoichi that just makes hl2.exe crash for your opponent if you kill them, but makes your hl2.exe crash if you sheathe it without getting a kill?
it does a fake alt-tab out of their source game (the meaning of death)
this didn’t age very well
@@shmasonwhatever3756 What happened?
@@KLIXORthe the executable is no longer named hl2.exe
0:45 Minecraft PVP texture pack sword be like:
POV: You're about to commit Seppuku
What's next? None-Zatoichi? Double-Zatoichi?
1/8 zatoichi
Now make the handle a weapon.
Anyone else reminded of winglet? When spy uses the broken sword and his gun to kill the robots
I thought of something like this when The Red, The Blu, and The Ugly came out. I think it'd be absolutely perfect as a kunai reskin.
and just like that you conceived the tanto knife, congratulations!
We need these Zatoichis to go into the negatives. We need the -1/2 Zatoichi.
He just holds the Half Zatoichi upside down.
You hit yourself with the blade every time you attack, but heal to full if it would've killed you.
The Half
Just the handle
I LITERALY THOUGHT OF IT AND I WANTED TO COMMEND AND THIS VIDEO CAME OUT
I know I'm late but...
That thumbnail...
It brings me back to some earlier times...
... when Karma Charger was still around.
Sixty-Four-Zatoichi
Thirty-Two-Zatoichi
Sixteen-Zatoichi
Eight-Zatoichi
FOUR-ZATOICHI
TWO-ZATOICHI
ONE-ZATOICHI!
HALF-ZATOICHI!!
QUARTER-ZATOICHI!!!
THE! POCKET! KNIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
now we need is the No-Zatoichi (just the handle without the blade)
Quarter zatoichi should be a scout weapon
+15% damage
+25% health healed on kill
+25% damage to players weilding the “half zotuichi”
-20% swing speed
+10% vulnerability while equipped
Just to make it fun to play with:
Gain 10% charge on hit
Gain a small amount of charge by dealing damage with other weapons (approximately 1% per 10 damage)
On full charge activate by pressing right click
While activated: gives 25% damage bonus and +10% swing speed alongside a +50% health healed for 5 seconds (can only use melee)
Soldier isn't blind enough for a quarter zatoichi. He needs an eyepatch to wield that
I remeber getting killed by a spy and his kunai's name was Quarter Zatoichi.
Now we need full-zatoichi
Should have turn it into a Spy weapon as it's at the perfect length for backstabbing.
We have Half-Zatoichi, Full-Zatoichi, and Quarter-Zatoichi...
But we now need Zatoichi (Half-Zatoichi but no blade)
"Quarter Zatoichi" well that just sounds like a tanto with extra steps
Edit: BTW i love the design of this and i feel t would make a very cool idea for a half zatoichi reskin in a tanto style
"nice knife" **crush**
Wha?!?!
If the full zatoichi was zangetsu
Then this is shinso
I’m sure it has a nice personality
Now we need the “50-zatochi”.
(Basically a half-zatpchi 100x)
you are the new karma charger
i love it already
Negative zatoichi that immediately kills yourself after 1 kill, literally just holding the blade
Well, Now it's just an average day in London.
we need -zatoichi now
NICE KNIFE.
can’t wait for the sixteenth-zatoichi where it’s just a metal triangle on a stick that does like 1 damage max
AYYY THERE'S WHAT I WANTED
Now we need just the zatoichi
This was in an SFM, I believe it's the Winger, where spy uses it as a knife.
Now we only need a Zatoichi
now we need a Half Of One Eighth Zatoichi
How nice.
Joke weapon idea: Stick-on-a-sun
eighth zatoichi, sixteenth zatoichi, THIRTY-SEVENTH ZATOICHI
I wonder if the quarter zatoichi is a reference of that one fan tf2 animation that i can't remember the name
Now we just gotta get the Headlander and Nessie’s Nineteen Iron.
The Zero Zatoichi
There is no blade. It's just the handle.
I'm gonna presume this guy is gonna be our new "Karma Charger" today.
Maybe soon we'll get Karma Jockey for CS:GO soon?
Someday
Considering that a Zatoichi is a blind warrior, and the Half-Zatoichi refers to demomans eyepatch, I would assume a quarter zatoichi is someone with both eyes that needs glasses
K but on a serious note, what if this was a Tanto-style knife for the Spy? 🤔
I was expecting it to be a ceremonial tanto not a short katana
"It's not small!! It's average size!!"
Quarter-Zatoichi AKA: Chunchunmaru
Now we need a Sine Wave Zatoichi
looks like an half-zatoichi for the spy
a polar opposite of full-zatoichi
*Dude. this is Knife. Skull Head & Troll Face.*
The minecraft pvp resource pack sword
literally the weapon spy uses in the red the blu and the ugly
it's gone full circle
We need a quad-zatoichi. (4x the zat with the unfortunate penalty of slicing yourself in half regardless of if you got any kill before switching and basically no firing speed but now there is no escaping its instakill aoe melee hitbox because it would be bigger than the cap area of harvest and you get uber for 4 seconds each kill with a 40x max base health over heal each kill.)
I got it. The One-Winged Zatoichi; it’s just Sephiroth’s sword, the Masamune, for Soldier.
Basically it's a Tanto knife now.
we have the half zatoichi, now the quarter and full zatoichi, now wheres *The Zatoichi*
This is a certified London moment
This is the new ten thousand-a-nature
Shouldn't it be default range cuz swords have 2x range?
next : the first banana
It just the knife that spy use in "the blue the red and the ugly"
So if demoman used this would he have 1 and a half eyepatches?
Quarter zatoichi aka British ninja
Every main anime character's op weapons be like
Now we need 3/1-Zatoichi
Raiden when senator breaks his sword in half
Now all you have to do is make the No Zatoichi which is just Soldier punching you
Double sided zatoichi when
We need the thousand force nature
congrats, you made a tanto
Triple zatoichi for the zoro reference.
Quarter Half-Zatoishi
now its not a sword anymore, now its a knife.🗡
Quarter zatoichi should have been a spy knife
Now I want to see someone draw quarter-zatochi and oneshot someone else with fullzatochi, before the giant weapon can be even drawn
It's just a bloody kitchen knife with an over-sized handle!
A perfect spy knife
From Half-Zatoichi to Shank-Zatoichi
Now 3/4 Zatoichi.
Now we Need the double zatoichi!!
I kind of like it, aesthetically. I wish they gave Soldier a combat knife or something.
so it basically just a tanto
The red the blu and the fans: WHO NEVER GOT NOTTICE IT