I have special dilemma insurance where the insurance company takes on the ethical responsibility for all of the dilemmas that present themselves to me in everyday life.
Ha-ha! Do you think they wouldn't find you here? Oh no, lad. I'm going to kill myself if you will not answer this comment, but if you do I will kill myself if I don't like your responce
I shared this with my kids and "These fools don't know that they're in charge of their destiny," has become a tag line on par with, "that's what she said."
"the trolley is supposed to be on track 1 for its express route, do you hold your ambiguous moral dicision as more important than the trains predetermined timetable?"
The obvious answer is to wait until the front of the trolley passes the switch, then pull the lever, so the trolley is then dragged across both tracks ensuring you get the full quadkill.
They all switched tracks. The "productive member of society" is wearing a long-sleeved blouse with a black top underneath, whereas the group of three are all wearing short-sleeved blouses with breast pockets on both sides.
@@SilentPaawit's an elaborate assassination attempt on the brother of Kim Jong Un who is in the trolley. Authorities have video evidence of her pulling the lever and detained her while the people lying on tue tracks fled.
this is the type of problems my grandpa would face every day going to school, in the snow and the heat, uphill and downhill and after having to fight off the devil with a rusty machete. they just dont make men like him any more
Instead of killing either group, she opted to derail the trolley, but then she killed the trolley, because she didn't consider what would happen to it in the dilemma.
Remember: No one can force you to consider the trolley problem without your consent. You _also_ are responsible for your own fate, and the (fictional) dilemma presented to you with no discernable no-loss solution? It's all just made-up to get people to consider responsibility and consequences to their action (or inaction). If you're already at the lever, and have been for too long...? Take a rest. _You may be entitled to compensation..._
Does your friend remember being a little boy, walking into the Crumbley square theater? The air conditioning just right, the chill in the air. Bucket of fragrant popcorn right on your lap _fragrant_. Now what if he didn't have any of that...
The lever has no agency. It is an unwilling participant in the chain of events that it can not influence in any way. A passive observer. One could claim that it would inevitably lead to trauma, but I say the lever just does its job. It can not change things, so it just goes with the flow. The lever is chill like that.
Somehow I never imagined that the people tied up on the train tracks would be screaming at me to pull or not pull the lever… That idea actually makes the dilemma way harder to resolve, at least for me.
No one thinks of the rails, imagine constantly having people tied to you, seeing all of them beg for mercy as their demise arrives, trully a horrible society to be a railroad
This is why I don’t go outside anymore. Too many ethical dilemmas
You used to be able to go outside without facing an ethical dilemma, but you can't anymore. because of woke
I have special dilemma insurance where the insurance company takes on the ethical responsibility for all of the dilemmas that present themselves to me in everyday life.
@@m.f.3347nowadays the safest thing to do is sleepwalking. because woke. don’t blame the somnambulist. blame Dr. Caligari!
Ha-ha! Do you think they wouldn't find you here? Oh no, lad. I'm going to kill myself if you will not answer this comment, but if you do I will kill myself if I don't like your responce
Ethical dilemma: Is going outside worth the ethical dilemmas?
I shared this with my kids and "These fools don't know that they're in charge of their destiny," has become a tag line on par with, "that's what she said."
That is such an awesome tag line for a young kid 😂😂
As it should 😄
This for sure would've become a part of my vernacular if I'd seen it as a kid too. Truly we have come a long way since "I'm a firin' mah laser blahhh"
@@DanielPodlovics with the advent of skibidi Ohio rizz gyatt, I don’t think we have. Each generation has their yin and yang.
I'm stealing this, this is great
no one ever takes the wishes of the trolley into consideration
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
"the trolley is supposed to be on track 1 for its express route, do you hold your ambiguous moral dicision as more important than the trains predetermined timetable?"
It’s true, nobody thinks of just stopping the trolley and telling everyone to walk.
The problem is the track itself not the trolley.
Trolley want samich
The Trolley demands more blood sacrifices for the Blood God.
The obvious answer is to wait until the front of the trolley passes the switch, then pull the lever, so the trolley is then dragged across both tracks ensuring you get the full quadkill.
And you leave no witnesses?
MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!?!??!?!
Multi-Kill Drifting?!?
@@amandahugankiss4110 DEJA VU!
Does the trolley still get derailed? What’s the point if things don’t get derailed?
having no legs truly is a problem when you're trying to get out of a traintrack
They struggle to go outside The Circle
Shimmy
Just roll
Be proactive like me; I'm always making excuses to get out of train tracks before they happen.
Quitter 😜
you are an artist and i wish you great success
I still have the film cow master collection dvd song stuck in my head
I don't think people realize this is the legendary channel that created Llamas with hats.
@@maelstrom57 that and Charlie the Unicorn. The channel name sounded familiar and as soon as i clicked on it, it all came back.
real recognize real
FILMCOW it makes so much sense you would be here
those two mfs that werent stuck and decided to just switch their tracks is the real question in here
or they all swappeed
they basically cooperated to yield the (relatively) best outcome (only 1 dies), or the worst, if you pull the lever (3 die)
They all switched tracks. The "productive member of society" is wearing a long-sleeved blouse with a black top underneath, whereas the group of three are all wearing short-sleeved blouses with breast pockets on both sides.
oh my, it's true... the plot becomes thicker
@@SilentPaawit's an elaborate assassination attempt on the brother of Kim Jong Un who is in the trolley. Authorities have video evidence of her pulling the lever and detained her while the people lying on tue tracks fled.
"First I lost my keys, now this?!". This is so delightfully awkward
The keys were in on this conspiracy
“I didn’t consider the trolley” absolutely got me. The deadpan delivery, the immediate end right after…yeah, I’m keeping an eye on this channel.
I'm also new here, and I want to stay.
👁️
I found it moderately funny but I won't be keeping an eye on this channel.
I found it reasonably funny and will, in fact, keep two eyes on this channel
@@NaughtiusMaximmushell yeah 💖
this is the type of problems my grandpa would face every day going to school, in the snow and the heat, uphill and downhill and after having to fight off the devil with a rusty machete. they just dont make men like him any more
At least he had a rusty machete, unlike me. 😂😂😂
the mic popping during "i went to a small liberal arts college in cambridge massachusetts" is everything
could be worse. could be a small liberal arts college in cambridge england. (as bad as the acela or the t is british rail is probably worse)
it's nothing
@Demilich23 i bet you're fun at parties
I wonder where they grew up
Maybe she means Lesley?
a very important part of the trolley problem is that if you pull the lever, you get to pull a lever. pulling levers is fun
I cried when she said, "i have become trolley, destroyer of ethics"
The bumps we felt on the trolley were truly the friends we have made along the way.
@@ziliestarrive Oh god. 😨😂💀
When did she say that? I've watched it, like, five times and idk when she said that. I can't find it :(
@@DevilArcanaXV she didnt actually said it, its just a reference to the famous oppenheimer quote
@@hesya5400 Oh, thx
The characters feel like Charlie Brown characters and I cannot explain why
😂😂😂
The pacing. In the delivery.
Combined with the enunciation.
these fools don't know that they're in charge of their destiny
How rude to suggest something like this just because their Religious
@@ichsehsanders*they're
Absolutely my favorite line
Bold of her to assume free will
@@andyedwards9011Whether or not free will exists it doesn't matter, that's a phyop by Europeans who have way more time on their hand then they should
This feels like something from the old internet. Well done!
Rats! Doesn’t it suck whenever you fail to consider all the variables of an ethical dilemma leading to unintended less-than-desirable consequences?
it really does suck :(
@@cool_cammyIndeed
@@cool_cammy No, it doesn't.
@@JordanS-ww4eu Dude, don't be weird
@@b0hem1i like your haircut today
Hank Green sent me here and oh boy, this was a great recommendation. Loved this video!
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Hank Green sent me here and I've already seen it before but I'm glad I've watched it twice!
Yay!
maybe the real trolley problem are the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real trolley problem is that you need to stop fishing for likes.
@@LueLuciferthis is why the trolley
@@LueLuciferMaybe the real trolly problem is me tying you to some trolly tracks
Maybe the real trolley is the problem we made along the friends
@@LueLucifer what am not allowed to make a funny comment. trolley yourself
i love that empty vacant look. it's as if there's nothing behind those eyes. just like god intended
👌😂😂👍
Oh rats I’m in charge of my own destiny.
Wait till you figure out that destiny, in charge and everything else is nothing but made up stuff in our collective minds.
Oh rats! Now I'm personally accountable for all my decisions!
I don't like your moralistic undertone.
"Multi-track drifting!" I shout, hoping my facade of humor will mask my profound discomfort at being responsible for the lives of other people.
This channel is going places, keep it up
holy crap it’s you
Collab when
I agree
thank you!
YOOOOO IT’S ACTUALLY HIM DUDE WHAT
“You don’t need to be in this situation” 😭😭💀
"I didn't consider the trolley" that got me.
I don't get the punch line :(
Instead of killing either group, she opted to derail the trolley, but then she killed the trolley, because she didn't consider what would happen to it in the dilemma.
This feels like the old youtube videos, before the word "influencer" existed. I might cry rn
This video was off the rails.
This is like a fever dream of my film classes at school in the 2000s, love it.
They switched places at the end. They could have gotten up a left anytime.
They rolled like she told them to
“I didn’t consider the trolley” got me dude hahajaha
this channel has a lightly feral bill wurtz energy to it and i could not be more enthralled
we love girls with autism
no way bill wurtz mention
And jack pop sort of
The sun is a deadly trolley
I was thinking more bdg than bill wurtz but agreed
You forgot to consider the most morally dubious choice of them all:
Multi-track drifting like it's rainbow road, baby.
I hate getting trolley problem‘d.
Remember: No one can force you to consider the trolley problem without your consent.
You _also_ are responsible for your own fate, and the (fictional) dilemma presented to you with no discernable no-loss solution? It's all just made-up to get people to consider responsibility and consequences to their action (or inaction).
If you're already at the lever, and have been for too long...? Take a rest.
_You may be entitled to compensation..._
I feel like I'm watching a proto-Brian David Gilbert.
Yeah this channel is getting big.
1:06 Self help bros be like
ohhhh, so this is where caroline kornstarrs baby went
Scrolled down to look for this
“kornstarrs” is crazy
@@Gins. What is this referencing?
@@William-Sunmananother green screen girl, but this 1 writes songs. & smth about a baby.
"Shut up, nerd." I felt that. 😢
Frankly I personally encounter this exact ethical dilemma at least two times a week. It's nice to find a relatable video.
According to actual rail operators, controlled derailment of the trolly /is/ the correct and safest choice.
They are wrong, the trolley EXPLODED!
@@dagagren1069That wasn't a controlled derailment though.
This is such niche humor, I love it so much
average day for max caulfield
also that trolley could have been a transformer and now he's dead
at least it wasn’t a catbus
It's okay, it was a Decepticon
@@bootblacking no that's even worse those are the cool ones
Everyone asks "who is the trolley going to kill?" 🙄
No one asks "who does the trolley _want_ to kill?" 😭
Cambridge, Mass. has a really great theatre. My friend grew up there. I think the theatre is called Crumbley Square.
You're friends with Sam??!?!1
Crumbley square is an incredible name for _anything._
Follow-up question - would you take a bite of that lemon?
Does your friend remember being a little boy, walking into the Crumbley square theater? The air conditioning just right, the chill in the air. Bucket of fragrant popcorn right on your lap _fragrant_. Now what if he didn't have any of that...
But where are *you* from?
Remember, the trolley can’t run over you without your consent
No one ever asks how the lever feels in this situation. It's cursed to carry the burden of switching the tracks and being a lever. It's really sad.
The lever has no agency. It is an unwilling participant in the chain of events that it can not influence in any way. A passive observer. One could claim that it would inevitably lead to trauma, but I say the lever just does its job. It can not change things, so it just goes with the flow. The lever is chill like that.
“These fools don’t know that they’re in charge of their destiny.”
When the dilemma is ethical:
Somehow I never imagined that the people tied up on the train tracks would be screaming at me to pull or not pull the lever… That idea actually makes the dilemma way harder to resolve, at least for me.
At that point it's not a dialemma, it's democracy.
This reminds me of that one episode of Seinfeld when Cramer and Jerry get into an ethical dilemma and then derail a trolley
for a second i thought it said creamer
No that was the Simpsons and was with a monorail. 🚝
Oh rats.... The deadpan delivery in this is top-tier.
Love how you always bring a sort of liminal dream like feel to your vids
at 1:16 we can see how an ethical problem can quickly transform into a technical problem
This is my new favorite UA-cam channel
If im ever a parent I hope I have a child this talented.
"Those fools dont know they're in charge of their own destiny"
No one thinks of the rails, imagine constantly having people tied to you, seeing all of them beg for mercy as their demise arrives, trully a horrible society to be a railroad
"When problems fight, it is the trolley that suffers." - Made-Up Proverb
“Let’s do it to the trolleys before they do it to us.”
- Sgt Stan, rail police.
Guys, she's finally cracked it
“I went to a small liberal arts college In Massachusetts”
Pull the lever.
"First I lose my keys and now this"!
That's some serious character development.
Really funny and "I didn't consider the trolley" is a good t-shirt
This channel is in my Tom Scott algorithm and it is wonderful.
Feels like a 2000's witching hour Adult Swim show.
Multi-track drifting to solve all problems
Just another normal day with no conundrums whatsoever
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedy channels.
This type of "carefree" acting style is super deliberate and a skill in itself. It's like spending hours to get a "messy" hairdo.
when u went to Lesley but the ambiguity works in ur favor 0:35
This feels like something directly out of The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
This channel is going places, not sure where, but places.
She had enough time to get them all off of the train track, instead she decided to debate ethics. Well played.
Underrated. Remember don’t go outside or else you’ll face ethical dilemmas
The delivery of every line in this is perfect. I cannot imagine it being any better than it is.
love your channel! You seem like a very kind person, and fun to be around.
"these fools dont know,,, they're in charge of their own destiny,,," shsojKJdjdi
Derailing the trolley caught me off guard, I was waiting for some multitrack drifting haha
I like how the victims switched tracks
This is like a combo of 00s and 10s humor
This humor goes way earlier than 00s.
@@sammiller6631no. We invented it.
The Boomers don't get to claim dry sarcasm.
@@normanclatcherI think He meant this humor is more ancient greek oriented
Thank you for not putting you Breaking into laughter at the end of each take because the joke was just that funny. Like every other skit channel does
cambridge massachussetts mentioned
"i didn't consider the trolley" got me 😂
I'm not sure what genre this is, but I need more of it.
This wouldn't have been a problem if we had strictly followed workplace health and safety guidelines.
this is that episode of the good place
Is this just a normal aspect of existence in this universe?
The true problem was the trolleys we made along the way
This gives "I FORGOT THE DOLL" energy
Im gonna give you a dictionary so you can form proper sentences
Exquisite film. 5/5 stars, and an Emmy nomination
The look of genuine fear in your eyes and also not wanting to care at all
This actually happened to my buddy once.
One must consider the trolley happy.
“Why are you agoraphobic”
This video:
I like the detail that the three people swapped places with the single one at the end
Holy UA-cam algorithm, I’m not mad that I’m here.
At this stage in my life, this specific degree of specialized chaos is just ..extra sweet.
Thank you algorythm.
It's named "The trolley problem" bc the trolley IS the problem. It's haunted by a conductor and demands blood.
Don't you just hate when you accidentally step in an ethical dilemma
They all switch sides, they can control their fate lol