The Acolyte Episode 5 Review: There's No Armour Like Plot Armour Like No Armour I Know!!
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- We're back with the most incomprehensible, terribly written show in a long time. This week we have to assume everyone in the show is an absolute MORON for any of this embarrassing clown show to make sense.
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Not letting an english man say the c word should be a crime. It's like not letting Samuel L Jackson say MF 😂
It STILL breaks my heart that we got through the entire prequel trilogy without getting to hear Master Windu say "May the Force be with you, muthafuckah!"
Master Windu: “That *is* some tasty MF space cream!”
It actually causes them physical pain. If Az was Australian, he'd be in the hospital right now
I'm sick of these MF DEI twats on this MF plane!
It's almost as big a crime as not letting Bill Maher say, "Gosh, all the facts show that the establishment is evil, but I have to just switch that to Trump being evil instead, which is coincidentally exactly what they always do. Wahhh! Wahhh!"
Maybe Palpatine had a point… because he would never let these idiots rule the galaxy.
bwahahahaha
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb".
@@craigjacks588 "Ludicrous Speed.... GOOOOOO!!!!"
@@ASoberBear I don't know, they seem to have 4 brain cells more than the Jedi do. XD
@@zsakrock Its sad when a parody from years ago is more faithful to Star Wars then "official Star Wars" today.
Her cutting her hair and changing clothes, thinking she could easily pose as her sister, even though she has a freaking mark on her forehead floored me. Should’ve been caught in 2 seconds. Of course, these Jedi aren’t the brightest lightsabers in the galaxy.
I missed that. I am ashamed.
The jedi can sense her emotions and read her mind with the force, and there's a space gopher who can sniff her out. But, the writers won't use that to expose her so quickly, I bet.
Yeah, and Sol is the Jedi who first noticed that scar in ep 3, so HE should be the most aware of the differences between 'Good twin' and 'Evil twin'. I don't even care what their names are, so I'm just calling them what they are.
@@craigjacks588Noticed ot from like 10 yards out.
Glass Onion logic: It's just dumb.
Disney spent so many years forcing Mary sues and gender-swapped masked villains that when an actual obvious male villain is planted into a show they actually surprise me by making it exactly what they are eluding to......well done Disney, I hope the years of trash writing and losing millions was worth that "subversion"
When Gandalf said, "You're a Wizard Spock - use the AK-47." That got me right in the feels. A true Star Wars (RIP) moment.
Gandalf, the captain of the USS Enterprise?
I thought Gandalf was the captain of the RMS _Titanic._
@@KarbineKyle that was Celine Dion
@@amadeusagripino6862 That is wrong on so many levels. Also funny AF.
Qui Gon Jin asked “who is the boys father?”
Shmi Skywalker “there was no father, he was conceived like those lesbian space witches made those twins. That’s my discourse.”
Hopefully they will recut phantom menace and add that addition with Harvey Weinsteins little helper doing the voiceover.
Would be funnier if she hopped onto a table or counter then begin scissoring her legs and Qui Gon simply nods.
Then she did Amandla's dance. Roll credits.
Qui-Gon: “Are you a lesbian space witch? I remember learning about that from the jedi holocrons which are supposed to contain all the knowledge of the jedi for generations. But I guess whatever.”
When Darth Vader said "I am your Mothers"....that scene made me emotional.
we really do live in clown world.
This is how much society has degraded, it really is sad.
Truly a starwar
There's an AI edit of Vader saying "the power of maaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy" and Luke falls off the ledge.
They are our father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Which makes them absolutely nothing!
Leslie's favorite episode.🤡
I'm reminded of Blazing Saddles when the sheriff holds himself hostage. 'And they are so dumb'.
Remember, only females survive light saber stabs so I wouldn't be surprised if that female Padawan stabbed 3 times, survives.
The head Inquisitor was male in Asoka or he at least presented as male. I don't really know how that stuff works now and I don't really care. But yeah.
Well we've already been informed that the Force is Female so.....
You never watch rise of the palpatine and the Kenobi series, eh?
Nah. Bug things are dining well tonight. Sol just leaving bodies of his fellow Jedi where they fell is just hilarious
@@vespenegas261 like those monks that give their bodies over to the buzzards lol. I guess that night Osha watched many people being turned into the force and should be happy like that Padawan was saying
The armor the bad guy wears is made of Unobtainium...wait...wrong universe
Homosexium 😂
Implausium.
That's Raritanium Armor, man.
Mithril!
Stupidium
Those Jedi were letting themselves get impaled on lightsabers almost as easily as the women Leslye Headland delivered to Harvey Weinstein were getting impaled by him...
Allegedly.
They were all asking for it. Which one? We will leave the viewer to decide.
You mean...Lesbian Headlapmp, right? :3
I mean, just to play devils advocate here but remember when Mace Windu goes to arrest palpatine and Palpatine just sort of waves his saber at Jedi Masters and they walk into it?
@@TheWorkmonkey1 That scene has always bothered me.
@@l8knight845 I personally felt like it must have been due to the physical limitations of Ian McDiarmid. He isn't a stunt fighter, he was already reasonably old at the time of filming for TPM so they just did what they could within his abilities. It looks janky but it is what it is.
I am convinced someone of the cast brought their BDSM mask and they decided "Yes thats perfect for the show".
Or, maybe 'this' mask was the "inspiration" Darth Vader and Kylo Ren's masks. Wouldn't put it past these "writers" to try and shovel this crap into the canon somehow, and this could be a method of corrupting the past to infect the present and future.
The other brought a dildo light saber
Eh. I think this is a pretty weak criticism in a show you can find plenty of REAL criticism for. This is a 'I'm looking for things to dislike and choosing this one' sort of complaint... like 'bombs don't fall in space!!!!' (in a universe where we've accepted sound in space for decades)
Star Wars is known for having helmets... it's a pretty straight up Star Wars thing for baddies to have fancy or 'frightening' helmets, and for better or worse, I think this one is actually one of the cooler ones in Star Wars history... ESPECIALLY for a Sith who WOULD be looking to appear intimidating to people. It makes him look like a grinning psychopaths, and a Sith would think 'this is cool!' cause deep DEEEEEEP down, all Sith are coomers.
Probably brought their butt plug as well with amyl nitrate.
@@lenajohnson6179the reason for the helmet 🪖 is because it's a rare metal that deflects lightsabers. It was non canon but they made it canon.
Also supposedly it can block Jedi mind trick thoughts and mind reading like Magneto's helmet ⛑️
The budget is mental. £180m could buy roughly 124,137,931 Greggs sausage rolls.
That would be a death sentence for me.
Could you recalculate that for Greggs sausage rolls with the hot drink option.
👀
Dollars, not pounds, so only 98,068,965 sausage rolls, but that's so a whole lot of Greggs.
Is that individual sausage rolls or the 4 pack?
"It's the Least Bad Episode So Far!" is truly the nicest possible thing that can be said about this absolute travesty of a show lmao
My favorite part about all of this is that with all the money in the world, with all the time in the world, and with all the freedom in the world to make whatever they wanted, this was still the best that they could come up with.
Star Wars in name only.
Just wait till they change the name star wars. because War offend people
SWINO
@@Mash-NL i mean, theyve already taken the wars out, you may as well take it out of the name
@@Mash-NLand call it Star Pronouns instead 😅🙈🤣
@@ClericHeretic oh that's too good!
When smile-o-ren told mundi " Its smilin time" i was literally shaking. Truly a show of this year.
@@tiawen1945 I nearly spit my coffee out. Than you.
I literally did @@vgoten1 I seem to ONLY FIND FUNNY COMMENTS when I'm mid-drink scrolling through comments
I know. I had to pick my
jaw up off the floor.
Now I'm rooting for Smilo-Ren to kill everyone and end this bad fanfiction.
I second that
@ashleoh shut upybanks-wm4cg
X23 went from Saber 101 class with a wooden Kendo stick last ep, to the most skilled Jedi in the galaxy in this one. Make. It. Make. Sense.
Maybe that’s just how the padawans learn?
I wasn’t totally against her being skilled.
Some people are more naturally talented than others
@@TheBigGSN5 she still died tho
Discount Cheetara?
@@bassmasta93Be serious. She was a teenage girl who held off the guy who just killed like 7 fully trained and grown Jedi Knights. That was a ridiculously Mary Sue moment and there is no excuse for it.
@@penmaster003 yeah I see your point , BUT those other Jedi were literally background characters, they were obviously going to die first, jekkie was like a main / side character.
Obi wan beat maul as padawan.
I’m sure there was an element of girl power from Leslie hedland, I just don’t see it as such a big deal as other people.
A 3-year-old toddler was given a gift: a whole series of Star Wars action figures and he played with them in the garden for half an hour every day for a week. He uses a cardboard box imagining it to be the inside of a spaceship, a space base, different places. He uses a bush in the garden to make a forest scene. He makes a scene with the good guys and bad guys fighting by banging the characters against each other. His parents film him while he is playing because they are proud of what he does. After a week he gets bored and throws everything in the box and never looks at them again. Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you The Acolyte. ( A better version I mean......cheaper too........)
I honestly thought they would be so stupid to make the Sith the mother so they could say "No, I am your mother" cause that is how brain dead they are.
There's still time.....
Dear got please nooooo.......
The rule of two the sith follow gives that time.
There still needs to be one more sith.
But hey they pick and choose when to accept lore.
Yeah i think it was kinda like sidious being plagious apprentice but was using Maul as an assassin. I still think one of the moms is the master and smiloren is the apprentice using Mae.
Would have been better than this shyt.
That time princess Leia said "i use they/them pronouns" and Han Solo responed "I know" before being carbon frozen really shook me.
*_To the stirring and amazing John Williams score still playing in the background_*
😂
Han chose to be frozen.
Or a Mexican saying PVTT0!!! Which is already banned.
@@ZacharyChappo omfg!! 🤣🤣🤣
That time when Jabba said “Oonie Tiie naka, Solo” and Han said, “You can’t use that word! Only WE can use that word.” And I felt represented, as Han spoke Truth to Power.”
Remember, they said they were going to top the duel in The Phantom Menace. Their words!! My friends and I had better fight choreography in our backyards with broomsticks.
It's embarrassing that people are tripping over themselves to compliment the atrocious choreography when the only reason they really like it is because the characters are rapidly killed off
Their next article says ‘we got the best duel since Revenge of the sith!’ 😂
"Mum, can we have Star Wars?"
"No, we've got Star Wars at home."
Star Wars at home:
Az, I don't know what you expect. Keep in mind that Leslye Headland was only given ~ $562,500.00 per minute for this masterpiece.
Jiminney crap that hurts to have it broken down like that…
That hurts to read....
10% to the big guy.Her old boss.
It would be so easy to justify a prolonged battle with a padawan.
The Sith, facing a padawan, is amused and intentionally prolongs the fight out of sadism and overconfidence. Death from a thousand cuts.
The padawan absolutely isn't in control, but manages to survive out of doggedness.
But you know, that would go against the whole girl power narrative.
THAT would have been actually awesome! But it's waaaaaaaaay too bold and intelligent for the writers and showrunner of this crapfest.
Qu££r is the path to the dark side, Qu££r leads to anger , anger leads to hate , Hate leads to suffering.
I thought it lead to the power of one
The power of two
The power of maaaannyy
That is horrifyingly accurate.
@@SNUSNU-lz7dh "The Qu££r side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
So, Luke and Obiwan took time to dispose of the bodies of jawas they did not even know, but these jedi just leave their dead comrades to rot??!!??
jawa dogs are tasty
the padawan getting yeeted by qimir because her plot armour was on cooldown hahahahaha sensational.
Finale prediction:
Darth Maureen is alive and ends up shacking up with Jedi Master Nepo. Those two then go to Naboo in the finale and then they adopt a little baby named Palpatine.
Dont give them ideas 😅
I think this is sadly likely to be true.
Search your feelings. You know this to be true
Hey,dont spoil this great show!
I want to laugh, but....
So I suppose we should head-canon that once you become a Jedi Master in Disney Canon you lose most of your skills and common sense, because there’s no way a Padawan of all people can hold her own better than one who has mastered the Jedi arts.
Remember Ray? She could fight a trained Sith having had NO training and having never seen a lightsaber before! At least we saw "Padawan of the Year 2024" actually being trained - allegedly.
To be fair.. Obi Wan defeated Darth Maul as a Padawan after Maul defeated his master. 🤷🏻♂️
I think the reason has less to do with a Jedi's rank and more to do with the Jedi's *chromosomes.*
Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking
"but thankfully this plot was able to plot, because they plotted"
brilliant, lmao
"Meet me at plot" - master Squidgame 2024. Lmao, good one Az.
Fun fact: the Godzilla minus one budget was .... USD 15 million!
Didn't they said "Less than 10 million" recently?
You beat me too it
Regardless of the budget, that movie fu@kin rocked
@@harringtonceramics2146 oh hai Kong
My grandmother once told me, "no matter what they teach you in school, Smylo Ren was one of the mothers"
It's more entertaining to watch reviewers of the show destroying the show than watching the show itself. Keep the good work.
@ashleybanks-wm4cg , we wouldn't be trolling about how bad the show is if the people at Disney were good at doing their jobs, which is asking them too much. 😆
The neck broken guy is off to find eternal life and knowledge - he will finally find out who blew up the death star.
Spoiler Alert:
It was Anakin 🤫
The Ejacolyte, by Lesbye Threadland.
Bruh, they even made him sound like Darth Vader...
What the f🤬 hahahaha hahahaha 😂.
Lesbian Headlamp.
Lego Headed-Clam.
Lenny Hempsmash
That three second Naked Gun bit was more entertaining, more suspenseful, and better acted than anything Disney Star Wars has done in years 😅
The activists assume gender all the time but never get called on it. According to them even if you are right about their preferred gender, assuming is a hate crime.
With the Smilo Ren being Ezra reveal, you have to remember that the writers are bad at their jobs. All the things that made him seem like a blatant red herring? The writers thought those were subtle clues. They didn’t realize they were leaving a mountain of neon-bright evidence that pointed to the one and only suspect.
...huh. This is actually a good time to roll out the Glass Onion ‘No! It’s just dumb’ meme.
Hate when my Duracell kyber bunnies stop working mid fight.
Ok so Mei cuts off her hair to pass up as Osha, but did Osha grow her hair to pass as Mei too ?? Wtf?
The "Sith" knows it's Osha. She has the tattoo on her arm and it's clearly visible in the last scene.
So dumb...😒
Oh don't say Mei too around Leslye.
Yes, that thing did turn the force threads into hair extensions
Not only cut her hair...but in cutting her hair it gained the ability to hide a "Thread-Infused" Tattoo that was gilded into her forehead 16 years earlier.....
Those Jedi's probably got their lightsabers in Galaxy's Edge, as they break easily too!
Reminds me how when GE opened and I learned how they're charging 200 bucks for plastic that easily breaks and you can barely customize, I went right on Etsy, and found a metal crafted, battery operated hilt for around 150. Was very happy haha.
tbh that the part of the story i have the least problem with, cortosis exist in new canon according to "Thrawn - Alliances" one of the thrawn books in the new canon
however it needs to be explained how it got here, in the book its a kind of secret project of Palpatine, and Anakin destroys the factory.
It is in the meanwhile explained and showed as a material that absorbs blaster fire and turns lightsabers off on contact.
The main issue is, where is the dam explaination and how did it get here worked into armor? Bc the main issues before the secret project was actually working the material into something useful.
@@naverthis7552it also blocked mind reading hmmmm
I find that pool noodles
make great lightsabres.
Headland was probably thinking "lets kill off these characters one by one, it will be tragic" when in reality the audience was enjoying every minute of it.
What audience?
How many times has Osha literally fallen flat on her face now? Can see why she wasn't suitable for Jedi, likely to fall face first onto her saber.
If only we could be so lucky…
That steamy scene between C-3PO and the gonk droid was really something.
Brokeback Droid Factory
Yeah, I never knew a power plug could be used like that 😂
bonk the gonk
A Sith Lord who is also a clown, it all makes sense now.
So people who can literally read others' emotions/feelings/minds can't tell that someone is lying/not who they are.
Meanwhile start of the show literally used the same power for exactly the opposite.
GREAT JOB LESBO HEADLAND! 👏👏👏
Crazy how much of the Acolyte's budget went to Google apparently...
You sir are a hero of men for you to watch this to spare the rest of us.
@@Kori_INJN HAHAHAHAHAAHA you pay streaming services? Hasn't been a movie or TV show I've paid to see in years. Thank god because well over half wouldn't be worth paying to see anyway. Think I would hate myself if I actually did.
Agreed.
@@Kori_INJN I hope you realize that every content creator, influencer is making money off of your viewership. Its their career and as such self seeking. Gaming channels, critic channels, every creator prioritizes on banking on the next big thing. The showrunners want you to watch the show just like how all these youtuber want you to watch theirs.
do you realize this or does this revelation you thought of only applies to those channels you do not like?
@@lostvayne9146 No bro I started watching because I originally thought they truly believed what they were saying. Some of them obviously said the fighting in episode 5 was good. Nothing in the original episode 4-6 even comes close. Maybe the scene with Darth Maul or Luke and Anakin can be argued to be better. However no one can say the fighting in episode 5 was trash... Compared to what? Rey's fight scenes ? I asked which scenes in any other Stars can be viewed side to side with episode 5 and it's trash. That's when you realize these guys are as agenda driven as Disney. Bros just trying to make bank. I was watching Star Wars Theory's watch alone because I don't have Disney plus. I was wondering why bro wasn't saying nothing, bro silent the entire episode. He knew it had leveled up You guys are too biased.
The mess needs to have “Yakety Sax” (the theme song for "the Benny Hill Show") on constant loop throughout each episode.
Also speed it up like Benny Hill would do.
or Foggy Mountain Breakdown
Sith did the jedi a favour by wiping out their diversity hires
How bad does screen writing have to be in order to cross the line between mere incompetence and deliberate maliciousness?
The armor that shut off the lightsabers is known as Cortosis, a rare and brittle EU/Legend material. This show doesn't explain what it is and expects you to just roll with it.
I've seen people say that they're fine with it not being explained in the show because they already knew about it, which is dumb. Just because you knew doesn't mean the next person does. An easy solution to this would be during the Jedi's investigation in an earlier episode, a padawan stumbles across raw Cortosis and asks about it. They get a brief explanation of what it is and what it does, and adds to the mystery of why Cortosis is in play and who would have access to it? Then we get our answer in this episode of what that Cortosis was being used for.
edit: Well, at least they mentioned it now in episode 6.
Yeah normal writing.
Do you know how obscure this super metal is? Was it only in a one of book?
Why didn't Vader make his armor out of that material?
That's like all the manchildren who honestly expected people to sit through a dozen hours of sun-par cartoons because the Ahsoka show couldn't be arsed to tell the viewer ANYTHING about its characters, story or world
The Padawan was, by far, the best fighter; miles better than all the other Jedi. Also, she smashes the beskar helmet with her elbow. 😂
That’s not beskar
I missed that part because I don't waste my time watching $#!+ & refuse to give Disney a penny.
I love how lightsabers aren't dangerous anymore. Headbutt them, punch them, get stabbed by them. Nah it'll be fine.
Dude had a Cortosis metal arm band and helmet. It short-circuits lightsabers for a minute. It's already in legends.
Oh no, they are still quite dangerous. But only when the plot requires them to be. 😇
@@darthvader2623 tbh i thought of that too, but that wrecks it even more, cortosis also exist in new canon according to "Thrawn - Alliances", however the issue was the workability of the material, during the clone wars Palpatines secret project managed to actually work it into armor and droids but that technology got lost again when anakin destroyed the factory. So now almost a century earlier we already have armor of that stuff? It doesnt make sense and needs to be explained further ....
or we just say he did it and was the only one to know and so on.
I'm not going to believe Jeckal is dead until we see her corpse actively rotting.
Even then it's not a total deal breaker, that'll just make me reasonably confident she won't reappear in THIS show.
@@ashleybanks-wm4cg don't ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.
This feels like a game where each writer takes a turn to write a paragraph without having read what the previous writers wrote.
You know what makes action scenes really bad? When nobody gives a toss for the characters because you spent your whole show with no character development, no consequences, plot armor, and contrivance everywhere. That really makes me invested in action scenes.
Sol: The Jedi don't attack the unarmed.
Me: You were fighting him with hand-to-hand combat....you were both unarmed....what the hell...
Seriously, just knock him out or cut off a limb! Jedi have killed before and this guy killed his padawan and friends, and IS A FREAKING SITH! God, the writing is so stupid!!!
It has nothing to do with budget and everything to do with letting these female actors get away with not putting in work. Choreography is actual work. So is getting in shape. DEI at it's finest.
4:20 Az's live auction is more exciting than a $180 million failure.
My favorite part was when they held up their phasers and shouted “it’s morbin time!”
The Acolyte costs nearly 14 Godzilla Minus One's. I need an explanation.
I've shook my head in disbelief that much i need new neck bolts.
"How did he turn up from the other direction?"
"These are not the answers you are looking for! It's Jedi business, move along!" - Jedi Imba Cyle
"Meet me back at plot..." LOL, I'm dying.
7:05 It's just a really-really small planet where no matter what direction you go you quickly end up where you want to be
15:00 also, this obviously isn't a Sith because the Sith have been extinct for a millennium. Ki-Adi-Mundi said that.
Hey Az…… …….…..I also was bidding at an on line auction. 😂
do they ever use that material that disables lightsabres again? cause that looks handy
all the trees got in the way of the fight
Just to clarify one point, smile-o ren is wearing a mask and gauntlet made of cortosis. It's a metal known to be able to short out light sabers in legends. That's why he can headbutt a light saber. That is all. Continue flaming this show
Yeah i left a comment saying that, it's knowledge from the time i was a star wars fan. by the way wasn't Vader's cape made of cortosis to protect his back? I think i read that before.
Wow, sure would have been nice if they'd included that and other awesome things from the extended Star Wars universe. Now fans have to do homework to understand why this writing has some mild creativity in it, yet is executed in a way where unless you know it, it doesn't make any sense.
And where was this copium announced?
The real question is did they know this when they wrote this?
@@justchilling7594 No, the REAL question is who the hell bothered to look that detail up? They've pretty much stated and shown that they don't know crap about Star Wars lore, so where did this come from?
Something to realize. NONE of the Jedi team EVER saw Kilnoka, know he is dead in his ship / house, and never bothered to look or ask about him even though he was the focus of the mission.
Disney: "Jedi are the bad guys, and this proves it."
Also, Disney: "Rey Palpatine rebuilds the Jedi Order"
What is worse? The terrible writing, the pathetic sets, the wooden acting, the clueless direction ... or ... are they combining all these individual poor cards into a straight flush to create the ultimate pile of brown, organic matter?
My favorite part was when Smilo-Ren said "I'm Smilo... Smilo Floyd" and he yeeted the police jedi into the trees while snorting fentanyl.
They have litterally created the whole "assassin bugs attracted by light" subplot, out of nowhere, so they could lead to a "fake death" for the villain later and avoid that either him or master squid game would be killed in an episode that is not the last episode...and continue the story with both characters alive...
(without that "plot trick" this would have certainly been an encounter when 1 of the 2 would have died...)
No way twin switching would work on Jedi. Not even for a minute.
On the bright side, there's now a 69% chance that Smilo Ren won't turn out to be a tragic, misunderstood "sympathetic villain".
🤦🏻♀️ It's just beyond rediculous at this point!!
commie red indeed
Learn to spell ridiculous.
If he's the founder of the Knights of Ren I will take a vacation while laughing.
Stunning and Brave
I love what Didney has done to lightsabers
You know, Az explaining the Acolyte makes me long for such quality television as Milf Manor.
I cheered when Yord was eliminated.
Smilo Ren is wearing Cortosis, Helmet and bracers or gloves I'm not sure and yes it does what it does to lightsabers, but yes it's a very obscured side of SW comics and and yes it's the first time ever shown on screen. And YES it was never explain before showing. We call that bad writting.
Indeed, Not lore breaking but terrible writing. The thing thats crazy is how the writers expect people to know? They despise everything Legends and EU. As if People who watch Disney Star Wars would know who Revan is for example.
I don’t remember it shorting out lightsabers. My main exposure to it was the KOTOR games, and if it did more than make lightsabers not the only melee weapons and armor somewhat meaningful, it would have broken the game if not the universe.
Indeed, wasn’t it used by Mandalorians to hunt down Jedi? This is why in Kotor the only thing as dangerous to Jedi as the sith were, were Mandalorians.
They continue to pluck things from the EU, without even thinking a second about it context and impact
@@John-fk2ky In the comics it actually shut down the lightsabers for a full minute. In the show they changed it because of budget reasons I suppose.
Remember according to the producers, you can make more with a flop then a hit. Nobody expects a payoff from a flop.
Jedi using lightsabers in a forest what are they lumberjacks
Its hilarious how House of the Dragon and Acolyte did a twins episode in the same week. The kings guard twins was soooo much better. Lol.
And I was devastated they both died. Like you actually care about side characters
We now return to "AZ losing his mind..."
"Make it make sense" should be a gameshow
It could come on before Race to the Bottom.
I owe you an apology.
When i first heard of you it was the viral video of you yelling against Starfield pronouns, and i was like:
"He's an idiot. What harm can it do to ADD something, like pronouns to a game? As long as they don't change/remove stuff"
And in the end...i was the idiot, and i realize the shit we are into, and you were right...pronouns in starfield....a small insignificant thing....but a clear sign of the shit that was to come like this
I Never planned to watch the Acolyte, so I’m thankful that you tell me about it so that I know what I’m not missing.
Az asking all the RIGHT questions and pointing out all the glaringly obvious contradictions! Love it!
honestly a 10/10 episode. All the characters i hated died.
I know you hate Osha and Mae and they are alive
@@HeroicJei i'm sure one of them will die by the last episode. Mae will most likely do some self sacrifice with some Jesus imagery while revealing their mother was the sith master all along.
S.W.I.N.O. = Star Wars In Name Only
C. U. Next. Tuesday, and a show full of em. Az, you are amazing. Thank you for that full belly laugh! 😂👏🎉
19:45 So a light from a droidhead works but all those lightsticks flopping round didn't do bupkiss !
OOOSHA MAAAEE TAKE ME BY THE HEEEAAAAND 🎵🎶🎵
FOOOKIN' SCISSORING!!!
And to think the Jedi let smilo go in episode 2. After supplying a poison to a Jedi to help them commit suicide… makes sense.
thats a 25 credit fine in most cases
The Scissorhood Chants:
The power of NONE
The power of FEW
The power of ANY
The power of shills shall save us