The Acolyte Episode 6 Review: Osha Sees Smilo Ren's Lightsaber and now She's a BAD GUY!!!

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  • You think it's impossible for this show to get any worse and yet it keeps subverting your expectations. In another filler NOTHING HAPPENS episode that cost $22 MILLION the show descends into more of a comedy by the second.
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  • @davidbredeson5783
    @davidbredeson5783 4 дні тому +1272

    If anything, I think Leslie would know how to move an unconscious girl from one location to another for a man to approach her naked from a pool when she woke up, i did believe that part

    • @believer80
      @believer80 4 дні тому +46

      Aaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

    • @CHAOSANDCLOUDS
      @CHAOSANDCLOUDS 4 дні тому

      @@davidbredeson5783 😆😆😆

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 дні тому +52

      Ziiiiiing, rotfl 😂😂😂

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 4 дні тому +40

      Or for herself

    • @DanWestErupt
      @DanWestErupt 4 дні тому +61

      The brutality and truth of this comment! OUCH! 😂😂😂

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 4 дні тому +556

    OSHA: "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
    Smilo Ren: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!!"

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 4 дні тому +19

      Smilo Ren's gettin' upset!

    • @Dethectic
      @Dethectic 4 дні тому +16

      Pool's closed!

    • @gamedude412
      @gamedude412 4 дні тому

      Osha clit is likely bigger

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 4 дні тому +34

      Do Lesbian Space Witches know about shrinkage?

    • @shanedenny2871
      @shanedenny2871 4 дні тому +13

      Omg I wondered if that’s why the other Jedi couldn’t take out his schwartz in front of that long whippy one lmao.

  • @Thermool
    @Thermool 4 дні тому +386

    Those rails were to subliminally tell us there were No Osha violations while she was unconscious

  • @NoMaD24623
    @NoMaD24623 4 дні тому +216

    Imagine if a chick was coming out of the water and a dude looked down at her huha… Would he be stunning and brave? Let me know! 😂

    • @redram6080
      @redram6080 4 дні тому +31

      OBJECTIFICATION!!!!1!1!!!!! 😡🤬😡😠😫😭😵

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 дні тому

      Only women can be stunning and brave, and do whatever they want. Men be damned!!!

    • @DavidWatson-pw7xt
      @DavidWatson-pw7xt 4 дні тому +8

      Stunning in the amount of pressure brought about to try and destroy the man. And brave if he could stand up and weather all the bull shit thrown in his direction.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 4 дні тому

      @@redram6080 Yeah, guys are supposed to not even look at tits. It's kind of a reflex though....

    • @ianmerkin6488
      @ianmerkin6488 4 дні тому +17

      He would have to be Brave,, Nowadays you Don't know what you might see down there....🧐🤢

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 4 дні тому +467

    You mean the two chicks who were born into a lesbian cult switched teams for no reason? That tracks..

    • @annalivia1308
      @annalivia1308 4 дні тому +6

      The boundary between the dark and the light side is fluid. But that's above the paygrade of some I guess. Teach / Corrupt is the title of this episode. It's not a piff-paff-comic in a plastic sleeve.

    • @galetinm
      @galetinm 4 дні тому

      ​@@annalivia1308lol

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 4 дні тому +47

      @@annalivia1308 I don't want to know any more about their fluids if it can be at all avoided

    • @JSLEnterprises
      @JSLEnterprises 4 дні тому +22

      they did because one of them saw smilo rens dangly bits.

    • @annalivia1308
      @annalivia1308 4 дні тому +12

      @@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Ah those good old times when Jedi would not deal with emotions and live in celibacy. But then, complaining about "no emotions when seeing dead Jedi" - ah well, they don't know their Yoda I guess. "Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”

  • @Dethectic
    @Dethectic 4 дні тому +365

    This is what happens to kids who always receive participation awards, they become writers for Disney 😂

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 дні тому +6

      👏👏👏

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 дні тому +7

      "Jocelyn Bioh is a Ghanaian-American writer, playwright and actor. She graduated from Ohio State University with a BA in English and got her master's degree in Playwriting from Columbia University." And sounds like her biggest success was a rip off of 'Mean Girls', just set in Ghana instead of America...

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 дні тому +8

      And guess what, it manages to focus on RACE issues, even though it's set in the Majority BLACK country of Ghana... 'School Girls' Summary: "the arrival of Ericka, a new student with beauty, talent, and *most importantly incredibly light skin* shakes up Paulina's plans and threatens to steal her popularity."

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 4 дні тому +4

      This is what happens when you don't lock up/get help for kids who Lena Dunham their siblings.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 4 дні тому +3

      ​@@StreetPreacherr
      Cluster-Bs gonna Cluster-B.

  • @jeffreyhutchins6527
    @jeffreyhutchins6527 4 дні тому +218

    The "General Hospital in SPAAAAAAACCEE" killed me

    • @derrickjenkins2455
      @derrickjenkins2455 4 дні тому +9

      @@jeffreyhutchins6527 perfectly describes it at this point!

    • @RogueKT21
      @RogueKT21 4 дні тому +12

      It does have a soap opera feel to it. Wooden acting. No consequences. Even the dead don’t decompose. I find that despite this being 100 years prior it seems to have better technology and fashion.

    • @jodsterjamster8678
      @jodsterjamster8678 3 дні тому +4

      Reminds me of “Pigs in Space” from the Muppet show

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 10 годин тому

      The acting is better on 'General Hospital.'

  • @GhostOfAces
    @GhostOfAces 4 дні тому +145

    Daily reminder that Leslye Headland got where she is by knowingly allowing evil to happen, helping it happen, then throwing the person she was helping under the bus for self gain. She knew everything that happened was happening and stood by and let it happen.

    • @maxbrandt6
      @maxbrandt6 4 дні тому

      Yep, notice how happy she is in that photo of her standing next to Weinstein? She knew and had plans for the future, trust no one in Hollywood!

    • @RazorF157
      @RazorF157 4 дні тому +9

      But, just remember, she's the victim in all this... 😮‍💨

    • @bettysteve322716
      @bettysteve322716 3 дні тому +10

      you mean like Oprah did?

    • @colorin81colorado
      @colorin81colorado 3 дні тому +11

      Don't forget that as a reward Kathelene Kennedy gifted her and her "wife" a four year all-expenses-paid holliday in London with some spending money to top it off (about $US180Ms) and I'm sure a few other perks!
      I'm not sure why are people surprised by it!

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 дні тому +12

      Reminder: Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
      But wait, it gets worse. Brick Face has basically admitted to stalking Amandla Stenberg for years after her Hunger Games role (when Stenberg was 13), and made the role for her specifically. Literally showed up to her with all the concept art ready-made, all showing images/portraits of Stenberg specifically, all before Stenberg even knew this project was in the works. Rather than notice the obvious red flags, she ran with it (and God knows what else behind closed doors).

  • @merkn1ght
    @merkn1ght 4 дні тому +102

    In Star War the shorter the drop the deadlier it gets. So thats why Palps and Maul survived while Osha nearly died.

    • @dainishauka7205
      @dainishauka7205 4 дні тому +15

      banana peel- the ultimate weapon in disney since forever- now in star wars

    • @przemekkobel4874
      @przemekkobel4874 3 дні тому +3

      You sayin' Solo could be still around? On Maul's crawler maybe? I'd watch that.

    • @gigim.9742
      @gigim.9742 3 дні тому

      So Jedi are cats, is what they're saying? That tracks. Exlains why all the men are now pu$$ies.

  • @indiesci-ficritic5044
    @indiesci-ficritic5044 4 дні тому +121

    The Acolyte, Season 1, Episode 6: "50 Shades of Jedi"
    -Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers

  • @eldritchmorgasm4018
    @eldritchmorgasm4018 4 дні тому +95

    Smilo Ren: 😬 "I am all the Sith... even though I'm not a Sith!"
    Rey Palpatine: 😅 "Wait, what?"
    Force-Ghost Yoda: 😏 "Surprised?"
    Cthulhu: 🤗 "Dismal Disney is my Acolyte, and it's doing neat. Enjoy the rest of your sanity, I'll be seeing you soon..."
    Az: 🤤 "Nope, can't catch me. Anyway, now quickly back to MILF MANOR / S2!"
    Force-Ghost Yoda: 😇 "Assist you, I will!"

    • @whatduck943
      @whatduck943 4 дні тому +8

      I would love to see yoda reviewing milf manor!!
      😂😂😂.
      Can that be a thing? Yoda doing reviews?

    • @ardendragoon
      @ardendragoon 4 дні тому +3

      The Dark One sits in the corner, shrouded by mist. He stares at a young man with flaming red hair.
      Flicker, flicker.
      I win, and again, Lews Therin.
      Flicker flicker
      Looks up. A man and woman appear before him.
      Shaitan: What are you doing here?
      Kk won, I see and destroyed your reality.
      I thought harvey would get to do that.
      Maniacal laughter.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 4 дні тому +6

      Tarkin: "You may fire when ready."

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 3 дні тому +2

      Harvey Cthulhu: Dang, if this keeps up there won't be any universe for me to destroy when I'm free!

  • @CyborgGerbil
    @CyborgGerbil 4 дні тому +124

    Just imagine if the genders were reversed then he would be called a pervert, a sexual predator, a stalker & the show will be blasted for “sexually objectifying women.” It’s funny how it’s always different when it’s the other way around! It’s always okay to sexually objectify men.

    • @joso7228
      @joso7228 4 дні тому +9

      to be fair... thats been happening for years

    • @grobanworldnews4216
      @grobanworldnews4216 4 дні тому

      Yeah, but they did not even actually show anything. Naked women are all over streaming channels and you see everything.

    • @MMCUSN
      @MMCUSN 4 дні тому

      @@grobanworldnews4216 They are paid to do so. Being sexualized is all about the money.

    • @webbie7503
      @webbie7503 3 дні тому

      I think men need to start their own meeeetooo movement. I'm tired of us men being treated like hot pieces of juicy meat.

    • @djyua9157
      @djyua9157 3 дні тому

      Who would call him that ? Youre reaching

  • @ekij133
    @ekij133 4 дні тому +32

    So Smilo-Ren ... a force user ... wraps himself in armour ... that blocks the force ... ...

    • @ThanatosReaper
      @ThanatosReaper 3 дні тому

      If he farts strong enough he will make himself an exit hole.

    • @AlexPatterson-co4gh
      @AlexPatterson-co4gh 2 дні тому

      It's like COVID masks. It blocks only one way. lol

  • @LimSky420
    @LimSky420 4 дні тому +34

    I like how Mae decides try to kill the Jedi Master Squid... the dude who literally rescued her from Discount Ezra 😅

    • @muznick
      @muznick 4 дні тому +5

      It's what Leslie would do.

  • @chadakoin1
    @chadakoin1 4 дні тому +101

    How the hell were they ever able to convince the deaf indigenous woman with one leg that starring in "Echo" was going to launch some sort of acting career?

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 дні тому +21

      I suppose anything is better than working at an Amazon warehouse, even if it's working on a shitty Marvel/Disney show 😅

    • @MarcusAureliusAntoninus770
      @MarcusAureliusAntoninus770 4 дні тому +8

      "Niche OF account IS an acting career akshuarlee"

    • @hundkebab2433
      @hundkebab2433 4 дні тому +4

      ​@@MarcusAureliusAntoninus770i need the sauce - i mean source to double check for facts

    • @StepBro399
      @StepBro399 4 дні тому +5

      Gotta make that ‘Diversity Hire’ quota

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 3 дні тому

      Who is she?

  • @saulwallobich1833
    @saulwallobich1833 4 дні тому +49

    On the next Mercurial Motivations of Twin Lesbian Space Witches, we discover Yoda had an evil twin named "Woka."

  • @steventwist1435
    @steventwist1435 4 дні тому +119

    I am not ready, that's why I am glad you are watching this shit for me!! 👍🤣 And giving me better content

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 4 дні тому +5

      I'll understand if your next 2 Acolyte reviews are only cute cat videos with overwrought laughter backing.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 4 дні тому +2

      So? Fact check, fat guy laughing at the show with me made me laugh harder

    • @steventwist1435
      @steventwist1435 4 дні тому +1

      @@rosssoyka860 Fat guy laughing at show which is poorly written, acted and fucking dumb made me piss myself. Yes, yes it does. Star wars is a joke that puts DEI hire above actual good content.

    • @steventwist1435
      @steventwist1435 4 дні тому +4

      @@rosssoyka860 Guy laughing at pathetic show with poor acting, writing and cringe worthy messages is more entertaining than the show itself. Yes. Yes please to this than the bullshit that pretends to be star wars.

  • @eymerich6872
    @eymerich6872 4 дні тому +34

    The SIth kills 7 trained Jedi knights wiht lightsabers!
    Osha picks up a throwing knife to threaten him.
    ...

  • @nicholastotoro7721
    @nicholastotoro7721 4 дні тому +73

    They can't even get the makeup straight on Nepo Wife of Harvey's Enabler! You can clearly see in these clips she's wearing a bald skin wig with makeup over it. Where is that money going?
    It's hard for me to fault Master Squid Game for any of this, considering he's simply saying his lines phonetically at this point.

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 4 дні тому +6

      I noticed that too, so bad, star trek original series level!

    • @AlexBarbu
      @AlexBarbu 4 дні тому +10

      "Where is that money going?" On DEI advisors. We know from the gaming scene, that they tried to blackmail a Chinese studio into paying $7 million dollars to one of those DEI consulting firms. There's no way the monolith Disney isn't wasting tens of millions dollars for every big title they make on DEI consulting alone.

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 4 дні тому +8

      What I find hilariously ironic is that the two best actors (despite the terrible writing) in this obviously female leaning show are dudes: Lee Jung-jae and Manny Jacinto

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 дні тому

      @nicholastotoro7721 she can't deliver even one line with any sort of emotion or acting of any kind. it's embarrassing to have her on screen. boring, pointless, terrible. F-

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 дні тому +3

      They gave green Jedi pickle woman a whip. ...times must be fun over at Headlamp's little dew drop in.

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 4 дні тому +96

    I try not to be a cancel person, but considering the disgusting, horrific crimes of Ms Leslye Headland, it's hard to imagine watching anything she was a part of.

    • @EndofTimeGaming-m9s
      @EndofTimeGaming-m9s 4 дні тому +1

      then you cant watch anything nor listen to any music. Its rampant in both industries

    • @hemaccabe4292
      @hemaccabe4292 4 дні тому +4

      @@EndofTimeGaming-m9s You're right.

    • @anneoneal3865
      @anneoneal3865 4 дні тому +3

      ​@@EndofTimeGaming-m9sDon't you mean ALL industries?

    • @EndofTimeGaming-m9s
      @EndofTimeGaming-m9s 4 дні тому

      @@anneoneal3865 hollywood and the music industry are way above anything else, gaming is getting there and others dont compare to 100% satanic abuse

    • @soaringeagle5418
      @soaringeagle5418 4 дні тому +14

      Not watching is not cancellation. Its exhibiting good taste.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 4 дні тому +75

    The Acolyte’s *worldwide* viewing numbers are worse the Asohka’s US numbers! 😂

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 дні тому

      TBF Asohka actually had an established fanbase.

    • @muznick
      @muznick 4 дні тому +3

      Because the world is racist!

    • @This_guy954
      @This_guy954 2 дні тому

      @@muznick lmfao don’t forget the patriarchy and toxic masculinity

    • @This_guy954
      @This_guy954 2 дні тому

      @@muznickdnt forget the patriarchy and masculinity of that fans that’s always toxic

  • @Kevathar1138
    @Kevathar1138 4 дні тому +78

    No rewrites. First take. Ryan johnson would be proud.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 дні тому +15

      Yup, it stinks of super amateurish first draft 😅

    • @mikusoxlongius
      @mikusoxlongius 4 дні тому +11

      Calculon never does reshoots.

    • @soaringeagle5418
      @soaringeagle5418 4 дні тому +2

      All improv pieced together in the editing room. Like Ghostbusters 2016.

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 дні тому +1

      @Kevathar1138 Rhiyanne*

  • @ravenshrike
    @ravenshrike 4 дні тому +26

    So there are now Magneto helmets in Star Wars. Well, Disney does own X-Men.

  • @raf952
    @raf952 4 дні тому +53

    "Osha and May are important people".... really? to whom? how? That is the problem of the story. They aren't heroes or villains. What Disney fails to understand is that Gen-Z'ers are able to put together more engaging and compelling vlogs of what they eat in a day than an episode of The Acolyte!

    • @bondgabebond4907
      @bondgabebond4907 4 дні тому +5

      And they can keep it under budget. These youngsters are very talented. Wonder why Disney did not search them out for the next Star Wars story.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 4 дні тому

      @@bondgabebond4907 Just a guy who hops from one world to another, sampling various foods while the galaxy falls into chaos during the Yuzhong Vong war. Star Wars: The Gourmand- on Disney+ this November!

    • @Drawaface99
      @Drawaface99 3 дні тому

      Some vlogs can be very entertaining... Unlike this show

  • @Re-PhantomZero
    @Re-PhantomZero 4 дні тому +49

    Scenes like that where the guy comes out of the water naked don't belong in star wars, even if it didn't show anything it feels out of place.

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 дні тому

      @Re-PhantomZero agreed. problem is that is also true for 3/4ths of the scenes in the prequels.

    • @AW-ix5qg
      @AW-ix5qg 4 дні тому

      The bathing thing didn't serve any purpose. He was not cleaning any wounds, the water did not magically heal him or contain some form of drug he's addicted to. There's nothing. It just happened to show him naked. If the role was female Twitter would be up in arms.

    • @Re-PhantomZero
      @Re-PhantomZero 4 дні тому +7

      @@Arcexey i only recall Anakin in bed having nightmares in his house with his wife, it's not the same as a female ero fantasy scene, this was clearly a female fantasy scene.

    • @jaymea8907
      @jaymea8907 4 дні тому

      @@Arcexey Bull shit, quit trying to act like the prequels had some kind of grooming cringe scene like this. Gtfo

  • @bo7341
    @bo7341 4 дні тому +54

    2:43 So what you're saying is the villain's lair is OSHA compliant? I bet he added the railings just to keep OSHA happy. Gotta love that attention to detail.

    • @micco6020
      @micco6020 4 дні тому +3

      OSHA was not violated

  • @quintonchristie7149
    @quintonchristie7149 4 дні тому +159

    Here's what happened; The Headlander, The Green SlobGobler, and Amandlalala got together for a bit of triangular rugmunching one day, and then, post-coitus, Amandalulu said; "So.... now you owe me something, Harvina....."

  • @DavidWatson-pw7xt
    @DavidWatson-pw7xt 4 дні тому +42

    What type of writing did you expect from a Weinstein assistant whose previous experience consists of questioning potential actors. “Do you know what foreplay is? Good neither does Harvey.”appropiated from the “The Three Amigos .”

    • @soaringeagle5418
      @soaringeagle5418 4 дні тому

      Why waste money on writers when Google Geminii will write this script for free?

    • @DavidWatson-pw7xt
      @DavidWatson-pw7xt 3 дні тому

      After reading your comment and seeing this from a new perspective, by Jove I think you got it!

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 4 дні тому +54

    1:08 Something something, wasn't wearing her OSHA approved safety equipment this time. [Laugh Track]
    (I decide to put as much effort into this joke as the writers did this show)

  • @nuclearmedicineman6270
    @nuclearmedicineman6270 4 дні тому +28

    Of course he's got railings, he knew OSHA was coming. You really don't want to mess with OSHA, they can shut down your entire operation until the safety issues have been addressed. But.. you have to give the director credit for the foreshadowing; OSHA coming out of a gaping hole, seeing a massive rock hard pillar proudly pointing up right at the entrance. Subtle as a sledgehammer.

    • @GreyDingo
      @GreyDingo 4 дні тому

      🤣I think you're giving Harvey's Former PA too much credit for imagination. Pretty sure her thinking never went further than "I'm gonna do the nekkid pervy thing, but reverse it, 'cos that's what MEN do!" She's all for "equality".

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 4 дні тому +83

    Just two weeks left bois. 2 weeks left of roasting this turkey before the next eventual disaster lol

    • @p3krwood
      @p3krwood 4 дні тому +2

      Oh Boy, i cant wait to see what else they got for us...

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 4 дні тому +5

      @@p3krwood Oh don't worry, the Rey Palpatine movie, directed by that billionaire ''activist'' director who only worked on documentaries, is coming up next.

    • @augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652
      @augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652 4 дні тому +5

      ​@@p3krwoodRings of power is on it's way do not worry.

    • @avoxprime9562
      @avoxprime9562 4 дні тому +2

      @@augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652It’s amazing that the Acolyte isn’t even the most expensive disaster to come out this year.

  • @mechgouki7999
    @mechgouki7999 4 дні тому +16

    Damn! My dog just left a big pile of acolyte on the carpet!!

  • @kandndad3527
    @kandndad3527 4 дні тому +62

    OK, so Disney actually is not only paying for this, but they thought it was worthy to be seen? Who is really at fault, the pathetic director, writers, or the supposedly adult execs at Disney?

    • @LaifuHaiku
      @LaifuHaiku 4 дні тому +13

      Why not everyone? Though i am noy surprised that they would throw a scapegoat under the bus soon

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 дні тому

      Wamen are to blame.. because the force is FEMALE!!

    • @soaringeagle5418
      @soaringeagle5418 4 дні тому +2

      They hired no writers. This was written by Google Geminii.

  • @HERITAGE12
    @HERITAGE12 4 дні тому +27

    ya have to admit, the special effects for "Pigs in Space" REALLY has jumped up a notch !
    :D

    • @mikusoxlongius
      @mikusoxlongius 4 дні тому +7

      I'd much rather watch Pigs in Space with a Fire Marshal Bill cameo.

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 дні тому +4

      And the writing!!

    • @happyzahn8031
      @happyzahn8031 4 дні тому +4

      ​@@graphicsgodyes, sadly the writing of this is way below those great pigs. I loved those episodes.

  • @scottwest5441
    @scottwest5441 4 дні тому +13

    'General Hospital...in SPAAAAAACCCEEE!!' 😂😂😂

  • @mechgouki7999
    @mechgouki7999 4 дні тому +14

    To quote Jeff Goldblum. That is one big pile of acolyte.

  • @Darthvegeta8000
    @Darthvegeta8000 4 дні тому +18

    Cortosis in legends was awesome. The Imperial Knights of the Fel Empire used it in one of their gauntlets. Was also used in an ambush on Vader.
    But back then it just short circuited sabers not block the force.
    Cortosis was a great concept rarely used but when used used well.
    It takes good writing though.
    Something this series clearly lacks.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 дні тому

      I only knew it as the excuse for why seemingly mundane melee weapons were useful against lightsabers in _Knights of the Old Republic._

  • @jamesleegte5753
    @jamesleegte5753 4 дні тому +23

    The flip flop twins can’t make a decision to save theirs or the story’s lives haha They would walk off a cliff like lemmings if someone asked them to. I’ve never watched two such indecisive, clueless and irritating charecters in all my life.

  • @israelmorales4249
    @israelmorales4249 4 дні тому +51

    Hang in there AZ you can do it, you have our supourt. You are our avatar in this shiti universe of D+

    • @annalivia1308
      @annalivia1308 4 дні тому +1

      He will hang in there because it generates clicks.

  • @bowl1820
    @bowl1820 4 дні тому +12

    As Osha beheld Qimir emerging from the water, she grasped the hilt of his massive black lightsaber firmly in both hands. The phallic connotations of the lightsaber's design were not lost on her or the audience, and Osha's grip on it seemed to convey a sense of power and control.

  • @J.Giovanni
    @J.Giovanni 4 дні тому +32

    Osha: And so he says to me, 'you wanna be a bad guy?' And I say, 'yeah, baby! I wanna be bad!' And I says, 'surf's up, space ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!' Aaaaahahahahahaha!

    • @turningpenguin4068
      @turningpenguin4068 4 дні тому +4

      and then he says to me, he says "You got STYLE baby!" he says "if you're gonna be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick." So I go, I says "Yeah baby! Lesbian space witches!"

  • @BryanBBryan
    @BryanBBryan 4 дні тому +25

    I loled when I saw unknown planet. I thought I was watching a Zucker Bros movie. Also, last episode, Sol and Mae were heading back to his ship. This episode opens with sith boy already at 'unknown planet' having taken care of Osha. Next scene is Sol and Mae walking to the ship. WTF? These editors have no sense of time.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 дні тому +3

      Relative, time is.

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 дні тому +1

      @BryanBBryan isn't unknown planet kind of breaking the 4th wall? The galaxy knows about that planet, but the audience doesn't. it was just a stupid lazy way of telling the audience this is a mysterious place

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 дні тому +1

      @@Arcexey But what if the planet is _actually_ called that?
      Or they're planning to rip off the dumb Mordor twist from Rings of Power and _this is Tatooine_

    • @BryanBBryan
      @BryanBBryan 3 дні тому

      @@Arcexey Any writing on screen breaks the 4th wall, or damages one's suspension of disbelief. It would have been better to not have anything. If you can't give us a name, say nothing.

  • @TEXB0X
    @TEXB0X 4 дні тому +9

    Of course the cave has safety railings over the ocean, O.S.H.A is there

    • @tillyt4054
      @tillyt4054 4 дні тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arkhaminmate47
    @arkhaminmate47 4 дні тому +10

    It's so appropriate that right after Az explains that the helmet kills lightsabers and blocks out the force, it cut to an add of monkeys hitting each other with swords....

  • @raylauderback5126
    @raylauderback5126 4 дні тому +10

    A high school writing club is given $180 million dollars, and told to write the BESTEST Star War in "Star Wars" history!

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 4 дні тому +3

      I'd much rather watch that.

  • @stuartgooding7295
    @stuartgooding7295 4 дні тому +12

    189 million dollars..and they couldn't even be bothered to name a planet....oh and Disney...there are no unknown plants...for that ud have to go to the unknown regions!! ..and this clearly isn't.....because that cannon braking. Ffs

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 дні тому

      You'd still describe an unnamed planet as orbiting a cataloged star, since it's really difficult to hide those.

  • @Fiestacat12345
    @Fiestacat12345 4 дні тому +10

    They walked into my favorite, the dead jedi playset.

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 дні тому

      @Fiestacat12345 their bodies left perfectly intact.............................. in a jungle teeming with life.............................
      .. in the amazon you leave any food out and organisms are on it shortly.

  • @thehoerscorral8565
    @thehoerscorral8565 4 дні тому +11

    11:40 The only takeaway from Disney/KK/Leslye's choices to show the "protagonist" like this, is that they genuinely think that just having a black female character act stoic and 'above it all' and never change her facial expression or actually try to, you know, act, is somehow 'doing justice' to black people/women. That's the saddest yet most hilarious part of all this; they watched her do this in every single scene from the first sound stage scene onwards, and said to themselves, "yeah, yeah that's perfect, a strong black female being strong and black and female. Perfect"
    I think mental illness is celebrated in those circles because it's the norm.

    • @joshuabean9409
      @joshuabean9409 4 дні тому +5

      It's bred, fed and celebrated.

    • @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd
      @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd 4 дні тому

      100%.. and they went out of their way to have no White males in the show.. the few they had were chosen for lameness 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd
      @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd 4 дні тому

      100% and there's no White males 🤦🏻‍♂️
      The few they have were chosen for their lameness

    • @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd
      @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd 4 дні тому

      And there's no White males 🤦🏻‍♂️
      The few there are were chosen for their lameness

  • @demostmiert
    @demostmiert 4 дні тому +8

    Thr ending killed me. I cannot believe someone would write this down, even less someone wouls approve of this.

  • @mercuryshadow09
    @mercuryshadow09 4 дні тому +14

    Now its starting to make sense, Osha was knocked out by the force flick in episode 4 and knocked out again in episode 5, she clearly has brain damage.

  • @bigkev316
    @bigkev316 4 дні тому +9

    What made me laugh she was wearing a grey rey palpatine top like why 😂😂😂

  • @earthlingcarl3179
    @earthlingcarl3179 4 дні тому +12

    MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

  • @Garek_George
    @Garek_George 4 дні тому +8

    AZ! You didn’t do the Robyn Hood gag music thing! Dammit! 😂

  • @darkhierophant4914
    @darkhierophant4914 4 дні тому +17

    I think AZ needs a handler while he watches the Acolyte just in case he tries to jump out of a window. This show doesn't save lives.

  • @macarahneil2154
    @macarahneil2154 4 дні тому +3

    Amandla with her short stature in the Smylo helmet looks like a lifesize Lego in Lego Headland's world.

  • @TheCarterKent
    @TheCarterKent 3 дні тому +4

    True fact: Osha Regulations require a minimum 80% visibility for headgear...minimum.

  • @MaDoMcCormack
    @MaDoMcCormack 4 дні тому +6

    If a helmet blocks the force, wouldn't it also stop the wearer from using the force?

  • @vonpredator
    @vonpredator 4 дні тому +11

    Any bets that that whip scene will be the ONLY time we see her use it…. To kill a fucking Bug…. LOL! 😂

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 9 годин тому +1

      Remember in 'A New Hope' when Obi- Wan described a lightsaber as being "Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age"?
      That ridiculous lightsaber- whip completely flies in the face of that description.

  • @phillipjames9148
    @phillipjames9148 4 дні тому +6

    Every time I see this helmet, I think of the gimp from Pulp Fiction!!!😂😂😂

  • @Nagtloper431
    @Nagtloper431 4 дні тому +6

    Az, I am so glad you're taking one for the team watching this dog shyte so we don't have to. I just regret I can't like this more than once - you would have gotten at least 3 for this:
    1. Can I start swearing now?
    2. Everybody is dead, Dave.
    3. The Airplane! snippet

  • @ChonkyPanda09
    @ChonkyPanda09 4 дні тому +31

    Yep, Trust Headlamp to write what she knows best, Putting a woman in a situation with a man unclothed and slowly approaching her. The title of the episode should be called "50 Shades of Thread"

    • @annalivia1308
      @annalivia1308 4 дні тому +1

      This is close to slander. Has she been indicted even?

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 4 дні тому +7

      ​@@annalivia1308She's the one that was setting up all those late night meetings. Harvey never called himself. His assistant did. The victims have testified to that.

  • @duncanpaton7344
    @duncanpaton7344 4 дні тому +12

    I will never watch Disney Star Wars especially the acolyte, but I really do look forward to a Wednesday, when my favourite critics come out to “discuss” / “shit on” lol, the acolyte!
    I want to thank the Critical Drinker, AZ, Gary, RK, Geeks & Gamers, drunk3po, Star Wars theory, Disparu, Chad, Jeremy Jahns, Tyrone and many more for their services and putting themselves through this sludge to come out the other side and give us actual entertainment worth watching!

  • @charleseldridge9365
    @charleseldridge9365 4 дні тому +11

    Headland pushing gay fiction!

  • @ChtistianeFiorito-qc6hh
    @ChtistianeFiorito-qc6hh 4 дні тому +7

    Changed her clothes while she was unconscious

  • @Mikethatguy7
    @Mikethatguy7 4 дні тому +7

    I was convinced I was the only one who noticed the completely ridiculous railing 😂

  • @namelessbeast4868
    @namelessbeast4868 4 дні тому +9

    Imagine paying for D+ and this is the "quality content" that you get. You are better off just burning your money, at least you get some warmth out of it.

  • @OleCrankyGamer
    @OleCrankyGamer 4 дні тому +8

    Remember that viral clip with the guy calling this the 'gayest Star Wars' ? Seems quite the opposite, and it is catering to lonely middle aged women with the soap opera drama & half naked men. I am also glad they explained Cortosis AFTER and not prior to it being used. THEY DID SOMETHING SOMEWHAT COMPETENT! Although Little Platoon had a great rewrite where Mae's knives might have been made of it and that is why Triniti died as one of the knives shut off her lightsaber and the other knife would get her. To have Cortosis combine with Ysalamir & stop the Force though is absolute dogshit but I GUARANTEE that is what Thrawn will use in the second season of AssChoka to negate Luke WankWalker & Ezra

  • @Michael-oj5pr
    @Michael-oj5pr 4 дні тому +5

    I absolutely hope the aCoLyTe continues for 100's of episodes, its just the HBF reviews are absolute gold. I dont watch SW anymore only the review, 10000x more entertaining

  • @jdoe6618
    @jdoe6618 4 дні тому +3

    Thank The Force for those railings because a Sith Lord, trying to hide, would be extremely concerned about falling off the ledge while traversing back & forth to his lair. If only they were removed & he accidentally slipped to his death before all the subsequent events!! 😂

  • @Retribution8
    @Retribution8 4 дні тому +9

    Oh hey, it's Az, I thought he died last Friday. I guess he's not "gone and never forgotten", but still here and not really remembered. In all seriousness, thanks for taking the brain-cell loss of blunt-force trauma by reviewing this show so that at least people like me can get some entertainment from their day. We appreciate all you do, Az.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 4 дні тому +1

      He’s not dead yet? I’m dying to this so he’s won

  • @ALmizzle415
    @ALmizzle415 4 дні тому +3

    2:54 his hide out is so overt, that it’s covert.

  • @sparkycjs
    @sparkycjs 4 дні тому +3

    That picture of Darth Shanaynay with the helmet on is hilarious 🤣

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 9 годин тому

      "Darth Shanaynay," ROFLMAO!
      I'll need to remember that one!

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 3 години тому

      ​@@Adamguy2003Clipped Coin "coined" it, you should check out his channel, it's good 😎👍

  • @Dracounguis
    @Dracounguis 4 дні тому +3

    If that mineral blocks the Force, that would be the only reason I could understand why you wouldn't want an entire suit of it. You would be cutting yourself off from your power source. _(But then here I am making excuses for bad writing too.)_

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 4 дні тому +2

    "I didn't put this text in!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Muck006
    @Muck006 4 дні тому +2

    Adjusted for inflation costs per episode:
    - Star Trek TNG: $3 million for 45 minutes
    - Babylon 5: $1,3 million for 45 minutes (including being the first TV series with CGI)

  • @krishnakantbhatt9947
    @krishnakantbhatt9947 4 дні тому +12

    Video liked
    Now let's begin the Gas-o-light

  • @SuperMoshady
    @SuperMoshady 4 дні тому +8

    You are looking great AZ!

  • @sirloin8745
    @sirloin8745 4 дні тому +3

    I know this DEIsney film had a huge budget, $180 million?
    *It should have gone straight to DVD*.
    Oh, it has. 😂

  • @cemnyc
    @cemnyc 4 дні тому +2

    You signed up for this shite. And I appreciate it. Always a good laugh

  • @Mr_Jumbles
    @Mr_Jumbles 4 дні тому +2

    Imagine a Jedi Master, a super natural being who can literally feel the thoughts and emotions of those around them, can not tell that someone isn't who they say they are.
    But a fucking Droid can...
    🥹🔫

    • @jcorbett9620
      @jcorbett9620 4 дні тому

      That's easy to explain. It doesn't have "dangly bits" as Az would say. Anyone with "dangly bits" are one dimensional idiots, where actually calling them idiots is an insult to *real* idiots!

  • @commonwealthcommunitywatch6036
    @commonwealthcommunitywatch6036 4 дні тому +5

    not even 5 minutes of this show makes any sense, nothing. it's defused all logic and writing.

  • @rbowdenscipio3408
    @rbowdenscipio3408 4 дні тому +3

    "I am the Smilo Ren, now!" -Spoiled half-white gurl-boss
    Lol, too funny as usual, AZ!

  • @juanpablosaenz9037
    @juanpablosaenz9037 4 дні тому +2

    OSHA: Kudos for using a helmet while welding a light saber Master Ding Dong.

  • @noanswer1864
    @noanswer1864 4 дні тому +2

    "Credit where credit is due, she's a really bad actress." That joke made me burst out laughing in my office. Thank you. It's been a while since I laughed like that.

  • @Dean1000...
    @Dean1000... 4 дні тому +7

    I am amazed that some people got paid for making this sh.... show.😂

  • @ShadeGrey
    @ShadeGrey 4 дні тому +5

    How to write a mystery, when you don't know how to write a mystery. No one knows anything, even the things they should know, because you don't know that the rule "Show don't tell" is a thing.

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 дні тому +1

      @ShadeGrey how to write a mystery according to Headland: put 'Unknown Planet' in text at the bottom of the screen

  • @hexenhammer483
    @hexenhammer483 4 дні тому +6

    Mae the Farce be with you

  • @BigBenn2014
    @BigBenn2014 4 дні тому +2

    “Everybody’s dead Dave, everybody’s dead”
    Brilliant.

  • @TweeterAndTheMunkyMan
    @TweeterAndTheMunkyMan 4 дні тому +3

    The whole season so far can be summed up by "Hurry up, and wait!"

  • @CyborgGerbil
    @CyborgGerbil 4 дні тому +3

    So it’s okay to sexually objectify men, twice in this show, but it’s never okay to sexually objectify women…right.

  • @vladdracul2379
    @vladdracul2379 4 дні тому +1

    I watched a video that refers to Osha as Occupational Safety and Health Administration every time they reference her. I love it.

  • @ernieduran6589
    @ernieduran6589 11 годин тому +1

    The “laundering money by making horrible shows” is the most logical explanation for why the show Disney has been doing this.

  • @kenmck7802
    @kenmck7802 4 дні тому +2

    At ONE TIME, "May the force be with you" WAS a good greeting. Now? Geez I hope...NOT. IT doesn't KNOW WHAT it's doing.

  • @AmericanReaper1776
    @AmericanReaper1776 4 дні тому +3

    call tech support for router issues LMFAO. tech support: unplug it for 30 secs👌

  • @GlitchManOmega
    @GlitchManOmega 3 дні тому +2

    Somehow this episode ended with the same scene as Halloween 2018 where the psychologist just puts Michael Myers' mask on to tell the audience that he's clearly insane. I cannot believe that that's where this is going.

  • @Dean1000...
    @Dean1000... 4 дні тому +2

    I am listening this on the street while walking and laughing with you.hahahahahaa😂

  • @atari1994
    @atari1994 4 дні тому +3

    The writers are BRILLIANT.
    They gave us a shit show and the only thing that has been "good" is Master Squid Game's acting... and now... they are going to frame him to be the bad guy... BRILLIANT!

  • @atlanticlaserscanningservi6222
    @atlanticlaserscanningservi6222 4 дні тому +4

    Dude seriously, everything we want to say. Your killin me smalls...

  • @marceloassafin9545
    @marceloassafin9545 4 дні тому +2

    Osha lost the opportunity to open 3 holes in Smile Ren and finish this show once and for all ...

  • @KendrickEdits
    @KendrickEdits 4 дні тому +5

    Wait he snap the neck and stabbed her friends and she completely forgets everything and puts on his mask. WTF is this writing

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 3 дні тому

      Manny the actor actually literally hangs dong. You have to watch the episode

    • @KendrickEdits
      @KendrickEdits 3 дні тому +1

      @@rosssoyka860 Man, i don't have Disney+ and I don't want to torture myself by watching this crap show