Squadron266 yeah, the fucking bitch! That’s why I made her die on virmire. SHE KILLED WREX RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES! THE FUCKING RACIST BITCH! I RELOADED THAT SAVE! SO WREX IS ALIVE!
I like how Ashley and Liara have breathers or whatever but James, while on the Dreadnought, doesn't. "Adrenaline's better than Oxygen any day!" Apparently this applies in a place with no oxygen.
I'd just like to point out that those breathers wouldn't help at all with the burst blood vessels in their exposed skin and eyes from vacuum exposure. Within a few seconds they would look like they got attacked by a swarm of bees.
Tali:I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard. Shepard: Well,you know that I care deeply about the Quarian people. Tali: It's good to be back on the Normandy. Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder. Tali: Hmmm... Javik: I don't understand. EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the Reapers. Javik: Mating between species. A pointless exercise. Javik is the best,50.000 year old and trolls everyone
Lol, funny how Liara became the one with the most prestige by ME 3. From ME 1 Ashley went from Gunnery Chief to attaining the rank of Lieutenant Commander. Tali went from being a pilgrim to being an Admiral. And Liara went from being a docile scientist to becoming the spy Master of the entire galaxy...
About that argument on Omnitool models... They're both wrong. Savant models far outdo both Logic Arrest and Nexus. I wished they added that if you're playing as Engineer Shepard, like that class interrupt on the Omega DLC.
Oh yeah that would have actually been perfect! Yeah the Savant was actually the best one if I remember correct, pretty much better than the two combined.
I just wish they were easier to get your hands on. They throw enough money at you in endgame to buy everyone a full set of spectre weapons but savant omnitools and amps are scarce.
"I think you're both forgetting that the Savant far outclasses either model... at a bit of an increased price." "Oh sure, _buy_ your way to the top. How clever."
@@ThatSingularity The 'watch yourself Shepard' part was from Garrus+Shepard romance. Tali is warning Shepard that Dr Michel is moving on her boyfriend.
@@arbiteras hes protean... considering how kinda ironically their "great and so advanced" civilisation was acting like a bunch of primitives, by how brutal they were, not that great civilisations of our history werent brutal in some aspects like the Romans but Prothean one sounded more like some fascist military regime which by definition is kinda backwards. My point is i wouldnt be suprised if Protheans "provided" women for their soldiers on the battlefront or when they were on shore leave... Javik kinda gives us vibes of a not very romantic type of species so i would assume sexual relationships were treated as a diplomatic and economic exchange, the way people all over the world did during like the medieval period (and most if our earlier history tbh). You know, two families decide to marry their kids for mutual benefit, would it be economical, political etc. So maybe he was assigned a wife or just had some slave girls every now and then lmao it makes sense when you look at our history and how empires like his dealt with those types of issues Nothing like being awake at 4AM writing paragraphs debating the topic of existence (or non existence) of sex life of an imaginary videogame character,
Well, keep in mind that Ashley didn't join in Mass Effect 2 because Sheppard was working with Cerberus Which is basically the anti-alien equivalent of The Ku Klux Klan or The Neo-Nazi Skinheads
@@podlodialgilap3490 true, but even then Tali had told Shepherd that she's only helping because she was helping Shepherd, not Cerberus Particularly due to a situation that Cerberus had been involved in that took place on a migrant fleet vessel, specifically The Idanna The situation was covered in 2nd Mass Effect novel by Drew Karpyshyn
@@karlsmith2570 That's exactly my point. She was not completely sure if Shepard worked with Cerberus, and yet decided to place trust in him, while Ashley basically spits on him even when you explain her the bigger picture
"She got you turian chocolate?" "She said she saw it and thought of me. Why?" "Watch yourself Shepard." OH YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, MICHEL. NO ONE TOUCHES SPACE HUSBAND!
@adamjos0 @Sickboyfriend @spiderbiter23 Ok, here’s the explanation of scenes with Ashley: 1) Jealousy, before locking in a romance, Tali made Admiral 2) Jealousy, before locking in a romance, Tali exiled 3) Jealousy, Tali romance locked in 4) Jealousy, Ashley romance locked in 5) No jealousy, Tali made Admiral 6) No jealousy, Tali exiled
I don't know why, but the way Garrus says "chocolate" gives me nearly the same reaction as ASMR whisper and tapping videos, that same tingly feeling on the back of my neck and head. I need that as a ringtone or something...
1:08 - the way Tali says ''Sparks'' is so cute. She also does a good imitation of Liara in the Citadel DLC party, I mean her voiced sounded alot like Liara's.
*Shepard: Grunts are expert in geth software he'll be smash hacking and security.* *Rest of the crew: we couldn't have asked... For, not a better expert?*
""Adrenaline's better than Oxygen any day!" " Shepard: "yeah, adrenaline helped me a lot when I was spaced and flying through the vast emptiness of space"
In order to get Ash to that point in ME3, you had to save her multiple times. So of course that "I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time" had a lot of bite behind it.
I love Liara she is sweet and the most loyal and she also has the most complete relationship in terms of content in the series ME1, ME2 Lair of the Shadowbroker and from the start in ME3. She also has a great character progression from innocence to experienced.
i love how Ash, a human soldier with zero biotic background, can get a lower oxygen mask with very little armor while an adept/vanguard/sentinel shepard is ALWAYS forced to wear a full on helmet. Interesting design bioware lmao
Liara is actually the only one who calls people out like that in ME3. If you cheat on her in the second game and try to get back with her in the third, she’ll raise her voice at you.
it is said that protheans are comfortable with vacuum of space and can withstand long time without air... i think devs were just lazy to design a helmet
@@joenesvick7043 they probably didn't think of that. Personally I'm annoyed by the modded helmet that Ashley is wearing...there is no way that would help in a vaccum...her eyes would be sucked out of her skull...
I always liked Tali's outfit with the metal visor in front of her glass mask. Made her look a lot more badass and capable for combat (in contrast to a glass visor, even if its shielded glass, the extra metal would really make a difference in a fight.)
If you were horny and decided to cheat on either one of them during 2 and 3 then yes, they get in a cat fight. If you stick to only one of them or romance neither, then you basically get "Hey sis, wanna help me pop some robot heads?" "Hell yeah!"
hmm...face mask on Ashely is weird. I thought you had to be a biotic to survive the vacuum without an actual hardsuit. Also the fact that it's fucking Ashley and she would definitely wear a helmet...jeez Bioware.
This os why i love mass effect. One fucking mission intro and there's 25 different flavors of sauce JUST by changing one squadmate and having different history interact!!! Fucking awesome. Also tali best girl forever
Always hated the face mask things in ME. Most of their science is actually pretty accurate but if you were to actually wear an oxygen mask into space your body's internal outward force, adapted from the atmospheric pressure on Earth, would probably split your skin open, if not explode you.
King Derner Cousland if you have blood on your surface, you already have your skin ripped. otherwise your skin holds in your pressure just fine. so no, your blood would not boil, because it's IN your body, not outside of it. you would slowly freeze, yeah, but by that time you already suffocated long ago. and who cares about a frozen corpse's skin?
shinarit the blood boils because there's no pressure keeping it together. think of the liquid moleculas,they're not actually held together like the solid ones,they are semi-free,they can move near each other. however,if the pressure fails,ex:water boils because dropping down the pressure also lowers the boiling temperature,to the point it will evaporate instantly. what about blood? blood is held together by pressure preventing them from pushing outside,to force them to stay together and go only where the veins\arterias go. if you have no pressure,the blood will go wherever it wants to.also boils because there's unsufficient pressure to keep it liquid. the same reason why Mars doesn't have liquid water.unsufficient air pressure and lack of magnetic field make impossible for water to form.it may only exist temporaly if the temperature goes up and the air pressure is more than 0.2 bar.which only happens to be on the extreme bottom of Hellas planitia
I understand reasonably how liquids work, thanks for the wall of text about it. The question is, WHY would your blood have no pressure? Are your arteries open to the air? If your blood is out of your body, you have bigger problems than loss of outer pressure. Your skin, your veins hold your blood inside your body. Under pressure. Why wouldn't they? The volume of your body won't change, so the pressure cannot chance either.
I don't know how you guys can hate Ashley (who I love) when Liara (who I also love) goes as far as calling out Tali's in-suit vibrator. It's like she pulled out the TMI-card and stapled it to her forehead.
@@ladyselin35 Tali needlessly called her out for being the Shadow Broker despite Liara paying her a compliment. I like both but Li was just clapping back.
The romance ones between Shepard and Tali plys whoever is chosen for the second squad mates are humorous I was laughing my ass of the first time I heard James reaction to me romancing Tali.
What causes all the variation in the Ashley scenes? I usually pick Ashley for this mission (because the very first time I played ME1, I took Tali and Ashley with me everywhere, so bringing Ashley for this mission kinda feels like a reunion), but I've never gotten that catfight interaction. I've also never gotten that "I wish you two the best of happiness" one, but I understand why I haven't (I've only played as male Shepard twice, I only romanced Ashley one of those times, and neither time did I make it this far before losing interest). In fact, I pretty much always get the "I think we can drop ranks... Admiral" one.
this is an old comment lol, but: it depends on your romance options. If you romance Ash in 1, Tali in 2, they have unspoken "beef" on Ash's end. Depending how you choose to go (Ash in 3, Tali in 3, someone else) you get all the different variations (Tali congratulating Ash, Tali brushing it off, etc) and then the other variations are whether Tali became an admiral or was exiled in ME2.
Garrus: I was there when you two had your...thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. Shepard(to Tali): Oh we'll do more then that. (after the mission) Shepard: So Tali, ready to be...calibrated?
Is there no jealousy between Kaidan and Tali if you romance her in ME2 then Kaidan in ME3 with Male Shepard? Or is the whole jealousy thing only possible if the LI was romanced in the game before Tali? (Which in this case doesn't happen because Kaidan is only romance-able by Male Shepard in the third game)
That Tali/Ashley catfight is savage. "I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time", that's a third degree burn there.
Destruction level: 100
*Supa hot fire Ooooooo!*
Squadron266 yeah, the fucking bitch! That’s why I made her die on virmire. SHE KILLED WREX RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES! THE FUCKING RACIST BITCH! I RELOADED THAT SAVE! SO WREX IS ALIVE!
I haven’t seen a burn that big since leaving Virmire
More like first degree murder!
"As opposed to a fake dead one?" "Yeah, like a Collector!"
+King Alistair of Ferelden I really don't know why this line wasn't used.
It's rare to see Javik got burned at his own game. NIce one. xD
Javik BTFO
*cut to Tali being thrown out the nearest airlock, giving the bird to Javik
Javak: Troll me will you . . .
Exactly
I like the banter between Kaidan and Tali. They are two nerds talking about better omi-tools.
WickedLady2010 it’s like two nerds talking about which series is better: Star Wars or Star Trek
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 Needed Shepard to just be like "Nerds".
Gives me PTSD to deciding who gets the better omni tool in ME1
Shepard: NEERRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!
@@Wrathlon Yeah, not happening to a Shepard Adept or Vanguard xD
Logic Arrest?
Nexus?
WHAT DID THOSE GUYS DID THE SAVANTS I GAVE THEM!?
Overclocked them, exploded.
LOL! Nice! Good ol' Mass Effect 1.
I asked myself the same thing
@Commander Shepard
>Omni-gelling Savants
Get out.
Wait, you people remembered gear model names?
My favourite part of that whole mission is when Garrus says in a sad voice, "Why didn't I get a new gun?"
YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE WHEN YOU SPECIALIZED IN RIFLES, *OFFICER VAKARIAN.*
he said that after I LITTERALLY just got him the FUCKING BLACK WIDOW
@@gageanderson7612 big same, I had the biggest EXCUSE ME of my life
Couldn’t find one in your size… xD
I like how Ashley and Liara have breathers or whatever but James, while on the Dreadnought, doesn't.
"Adrenaline's better than Oxygen any day!"
Apparently this applies in a place with no oxygen.
Javik doesn't seem to care for air either
@@RichyArg It's possible that Protheans can hold their breath for much, much longer than most species. But James should definitely need a helmet.
@@RichyArg Breathing oxygen is for primitives.
I'd just like to point out that those breathers wouldn't help at all with the burst blood vessels in their exposed skin and eyes from vacuum exposure. Within a few seconds they would look like they got attacked by a swarm of bees.
@@nastrael Even if that weren’t the case, pretty sure they’d freeze to death pretty damn quickly too.
Tali:I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Shepard: Well,you know that I care deeply about the Quarian people.
Tali: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali: Hmmm...
Javik: I don't understand.
EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the Reapers.
Javik: Mating between species. A pointless exercise.
Javik is the best,50.000 year old and trolls everyone
i don't understand
shepherd and tali became physically intimate during their fight against the collectors
Shep:thank you EDI
Javik:"Mating between species,a pointless exercise"
Hey! It’s not pointless!
@@dumbwood5820 I mean if you can have kids it's not pointless also greetings from the 26th century!
So who's the expert on geth software?
+Xannytoes Grunt.
Same person who's handling hacking and security.
Anon E. Mousse oh that's jack
Shotgun is best hacking.
im not sure? Shepard, maybe?
"Thanks! I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time." BURN!!!!
Ash is unreliable garrus and tali are reliable as Fuck
@@takenking2925 and liara, she atleast went out here way to recover shepards body, despite not helping him in mass effect 2
All I know is that Tali's our expert on Geth software, and that it's good to see Lieutenant-Commander Williams again.
You sure about that?
Tali and Kaidan bickering about omni tool models is like andriod users vs iphone users.
Lol, funny how Liara became the one with the most prestige by ME 3.
From ME 1 Ashley went from Gunnery Chief to attaining the rank of Lieutenant Commander. Tali went from being a pilgrim to being an Admiral.
And Liara went from being a docile scientist to becoming the spy Master of the entire galaxy...
Spy master, who wouldn't even know where to find Jaime Lannister despite having more spies than everyone else combined.
But Liara still hasn't found Jimmy Hoffa, so that puts a dent in her prestige.
I feel she did more as a scientist than a Shadowbroker. I mean why exactly did she do besides snoop through everyone’s emails?
When the urge to stalk is potent enough ...
@@realhumanbean21 Technically he is still a Spectre and Space Jesus.
James is like a little brother. Your embarrassed, but you still love him.
Logan Stair i would gladly kill him off for Wrex on my ship
Sorry Vegga. The fans have spoken.
Wrex
King Derner Cousland Shepard
@@arbiteras same
About that argument on Omnitool models... They're both wrong. Savant models far outdo both Logic Arrest and Nexus. I wished they added that if you're playing as Engineer Shepard, like that class interrupt on the Omega DLC.
Oh yeah that would have actually been perfect!
Yeah the Savant was actually the best one if I remember correct, pretty much better than the two combined.
@@m3tr0id86 by far
NERD
I just wish they were easier to get your hands on. They throw enough money at you in endgame to buy everyone a full set of spectre weapons but savant omnitools and amps are scarce.
"I think you're both forgetting that the Savant far outclasses either model... at a bit of an increased price."
"Oh sure, _buy_ your way to the top. How clever."
I just love how Tali is so mature about it all whilst everyone else is insanity jealous
Tali gets really jealous and bitter in the liara scene, she was complementing her and she throws a snide remark
Wbu "watch yourself Shepard" that sounded like jealousy to me
@@ThatSingularity The 'watch yourself Shepard' part was from Garrus+Shepard romance. Tali is warning Shepard that Dr Michel is moving on her boyfriend.
Mature is just beta speech for loser
You can tell she hates Dr. Michele 100% lol. For getting Garrus chocolate.
I love how Javik is so deadpan. "I don't understand". I mean come on man, it's not really the most complicated deduction ever conceived.
gilless429 Implies that Javik didn't have any "experience" before.
King Derner Cousland Somehow wouldn't surprise me.
Too focused on the mission, also doesn't concern himself a lot with what primitives do.
It was intentional. He can already sense that shit, however the hell it's explained.
@@arbiteras hes protean... considering how kinda ironically their "great and so advanced" civilisation was acting like a bunch of primitives, by how brutal they were, not that great civilisations of our history werent brutal in some aspects like the Romans but Prothean one sounded more like some fascist military regime which by definition is kinda backwards.
My point is i wouldnt be suprised if Protheans "provided" women for their soldiers on the battlefront or when they were on shore leave... Javik kinda gives us vibes of a not very romantic type of species so i would assume sexual relationships were treated as a diplomatic and economic exchange, the way people all over the world did during like the medieval period (and most if our earlier history tbh). You know, two families decide to marry their kids for mutual benefit, would it be economical, political etc. So maybe he was assigned a wife or just had some slave girls every now and then lmao it makes sense when you look at our history and how empires like his dealt with those types of issues
Nothing like being awake at 4AM writing paragraphs debating the topic of existence (or non existence) of sex life of an imaginary videogame character,
LMAO tali to Ashley “I’m glad you decide to help shepard this time” ooooohhhh
Well, keep in mind that Ashley didn't join in Mass Effect 2 because Sheppard was working with Cerberus
Which is basically the anti-alien equivalent of The Ku Klux Klan or The Neo-Nazi Skinheads
Ashley might need some omnigel for that burn.
@@karlsmith2570 yet Tali trusted him and joined the crew, talk about who is a better person here
@@podlodialgilap3490 true, but even then Tali had told Shepherd that she's only helping because she was helping Shepherd, not Cerberus
Particularly due to a situation that Cerberus had been involved in that took place on a migrant fleet vessel, specifically The Idanna
The situation was covered in 2nd Mass Effect novel by Drew Karpyshyn
@@karlsmith2570 That's exactly my point. She was not completely sure if Shepard worked with Cerberus, and yet decided to place trust in him, while Ashley basically spits on him even when you explain her the bigger picture
"She got you turian chocolate?"
"She said she saw it and thought of me. Why?"
"Watch yourself Shepard."
OH YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, MICHEL. NO ONE TOUCHES SPACE HUSBAND!
James: "You're small and jumpy.... it just came out" Tali: "If you say so" I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard! X'D
I like "sparks" its simply, cute and accurate.
The ending comment Vega made is hilarious
He could've said it's because of her engineering skills
Kaidan and Tali are my two favorite nerds.
@adamjos0 @Sickboyfriend @spiderbiter23
Ok, here’s the explanation of scenes with Ashley:
1) Jealousy, before locking in a romance, Tali made Admiral
2) Jealousy, before locking in a romance, Tali exiled
3) Jealousy, Tali romance locked in
4) Jealousy, Ashley romance locked in
5) No jealousy, Tali made Admiral
6) No jealousy, Tali exiled
Thank you, was soo confused. 7 years later and I had no ide Ashley had that many scenes 🤣
Fluffy I love U since 2013
" I can give you some privacy" aaw Kaidan Alenko Always so considerate
Javik: Mating between species is a pointless exercise
Also Javik: *sleeps with fem shep*
Tali: "lets go shoot some geth."
Ashley: "just like old times."
Garrus: "did-did you just steal my one liner?!"
Tali *in a bitch please voice*: "Thanks! I'm so glad you decided to help Shepard this time" OH NO SHE DI'INT!
>"as opposed to a fake dead one?"
well I mean
collectors
I don't know why, but the way Garrus says "chocolate" gives me nearly the same reaction as ASMR whisper and tapping videos, that same tingly feeling on the back of my neck and head. I need that as a ringtone or something...
From what I can tell, Tali also had that reaction.
Did you say “chocolate?!” Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!!
He is space husbando after all..
1:08 - the way Tali says ''Sparks'' is so cute. She also does a good imitation of Liara in the Citadel DLC party, I mean her voiced sounded alot like Liara's.
*Shepard: Grunts are expert in geth software he'll be smash hacking and security.*
*Rest of the crew: we couldn't have asked... For, not a better expert?*
WHEN DO THE ASHLEY SCENES END?!
Legend says it's still paying her scenes to this day.
@@orestesbastos and how do I get the scene where Ash says they have a lot of story!?
They ended when I chose to save Kaiden in the first game.
Oops...
@@Funinightmare 😂
Funinightmare trust me, it was a good choice.
I like the Kaiden/tali exchange, i feel like these 2 could be genuine friends
When Jarvik talks about fake dead protheans it’s much funnier if you’re wearing the collector armor
7:45 James is about to die! no oxygen there, Vega XD
Real men don't need no oxygen!
HitodamaKyrie LOL
Adrenaline's better than oxygen any day.
BloodyAdorable lol true
Rado Heineken good riddance
God I love kaiden. He's such a bro.
Edi has no chill.
And Shepard must have been thinking "......damn it edi -______- .....
I mean you can practically hear Shepards's eyes rolling in the Tali/Kaidan one.
So Protheans have pressurized bodies and can breathe in space?
+Pat on UA-cam When you throw so many people out of so many airlock as they do your body eventually get used to vacuum.
He is a biotic, probably sealed in mass effect field
Raizel Kuroi biotics are the answer to everything. Ryder father could have just made a bubble on his head.
Those prothean statues on Ilos sure didn't look prothean, perhaps that should be their helmet
@@joenesvick7043 that's not prothean, that's inusannon
""Adrenaline's better than Oxygen any day!"
"
Shepard: "yeah, adrenaline helped me a lot when I was spaced and flying through the vast emptiness of space"
Well he's alive, isn't he? xD
This is why I love these games. There are so many different dialogues and moments depending of your choices.
Did you know? Tali will be handling hacking and security
In order to get Ash to that point in ME3, you had to save her multiple times. So of course that "I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time" had a lot of bite behind it.
Tali so jealous of Dr. Michele getting Garrus chocolate. I love it.
Damn there's tons with Ashley!
they are not jealousy is more like a mockery towards garrus for not noticing the feelings of Dr. Michele
tali is a much better sport than the rest of them, all hostile and whatnot.
But lets face it, why would u choose anyone other than tali?
Male Shep: Tali
Fem Shep: Garrus
Maybe Liara because she's great as well but i always have her as my platonic bestie
Shepard, I'm disappointed. You know if you finish too early at one point she'll die. Same thing wouldn't happen with Liara.
Yeah but I personally like Tali more, Liara is nice but she's just not for me
and i'm sure we always wear protection
I love Liara she is sweet and the most loyal and she also has the most complete relationship in terms of content in the series ME1, ME2 Lair of the Shadowbroker and from the start in ME3. She also has a great character progression from innocence to experienced.
@@zerogbot23 Tali is best girl
02:29 Oooooohhhh. Ashley got owned.
Ashley in ME1: I can't tell the aliens from the animals!
Ashley in ME3: I would die for Tali!
Such a great character development
Tali's not a Keeper.
That part where she says, i wish you two nothing but happiness is kind of sweet
i love how Ash, a human soldier with zero biotic background, can get a lower oxygen mask with very little armor while an adept/vanguard/sentinel shepard is ALWAYS forced to wear a full on helmet. Interesting design bioware lmao
There are a lot of battles in ME3 where Ash wears neither armor nor helmet. It looks very stupid for a soldier.
oh my, I love Javik. So many variables between Ash and Tali! I tried to guess the scenarios but with a few I´m lost
02:09
Tali tries to be nice, Ashley gets snarky for Tali taking her man, Tali basically calls her an immature bitch that wasn't there for Shepard.
James: "Too much information"
Lol
Liara is actually the only one who calls people out like that in ME3. If you cheat on her in the second game and try to get back with her in the third, she’ll raise her voice at you.
And you deserve nothing better if you cheat on Liara.
That's why you don't bother getting mind fucked by those blue parasites
Ashley does it too - with the exception of Tali.
The Ashley vs Tali cat fight is absolutely LEGENDARY! 😂😂😂
Why is javik the only character without a breathing mask
Except EDI cause we all know that machines don't need air to breath
it is said that protheans are comfortable with vacuum of space and can withstand long time without air... i think devs were just lazy to design a helmet
They already had prothean statues on Ilos that could've just been the helmet design
@@joenesvick7043 they probably didn't think of that. Personally I'm annoyed by the modded helmet that Ashley is wearing...there is no way that would help in a vaccum...her eyes would be sucked out of her skull...
@@joenesvick7043 The statues on Ilos were retconned to be the Inussanon, the people before the Protheans
@@KepleroGT replying after two years 😯
i really like kaidan and tali's nerd talk
I don’t know why people always hate in James. He’s like the big goofy meathead that gets along with anyone and is also a good soldier
It took me a few plays before I realized that a nerve-stim pro is a vibrator built into a quarian suits
“Human edition”?
I always liked Tali's outfit with the metal visor in front of her glass mask.
Made her look a lot more badass and capable for combat (in contrast to a glass visor, even if its shielded glass, the extra metal would really make a difference in a fight.)
0:14 Yes Javik, like the Collectors!
Kaidan and Tali got nerd-off.
Ashley/Liara and Tali got a catfight.
Meanwhile, Garrus got Tali chocolate XD
If you were horny and decided to cheat on either one of them during 2 and 3 then yes, they get in a cat fight.
If you stick to only one of them or romance neither, then you basically get "Hey sis, wanna help me pop some robot heads?"
"Hell yeah!"
hmm...face mask on Ashely is weird. I thought you had to be a biotic to survive the vacuum without an actual hardsuit. Also the fact that it's fucking Ashley and she would definitely wear a helmet...jeez Bioware.
I think it's from that specific outfit. If she uses the default blue armor she has a helmet. Or at least that's what I remember.
+King Alistair of Ferelden hey,hello Alistair,i stole your throne!
"I'm glad you decided to help Shepard this time"
God, I love you, Tali!
This os why i love mass effect. One fucking mission intro and there's 25 different flavors of sauce JUST by changing one squadmate and having different history interact!!! Fucking awesome.
Also tali best girl forever
Always hated the face mask things in ME. Most of their science is actually pretty accurate but if you were to actually wear an oxygen mask into space your body's internal outward force, adapted from the atmospheric pressure on Earth, would probably split your skin open, if not explode you.
The Addiction 2 your skin would not burst, but your eyes would suffer. also eardrums.
shinarit blood would boil due of missing pressure.then you'd freeze to death.
then the skin would rip open
King Derner Cousland if you have blood on your surface, you already have your skin ripped. otherwise your skin holds in your pressure just fine. so no, your blood would not boil, because it's IN your body, not outside of it. you would slowly freeze, yeah, but by that time you already suffocated long ago. and who cares about a frozen corpse's skin?
shinarit the blood boils because there's no pressure keeping it together.
think of the liquid moleculas,they're not actually held together like the solid ones,they are semi-free,they can move near each other.
however,if the pressure fails,ex:water boils because dropping down the pressure also lowers the boiling temperature,to the point it will evaporate instantly.
what about blood? blood is held together by pressure preventing them from pushing outside,to force them to stay together and go only where the veins\arterias go.
if you have no pressure,the blood will go wherever it wants to.also boils because there's unsufficient pressure to keep it liquid.
the same reason why Mars doesn't have liquid water.unsufficient air pressure and lack of magnetic field make impossible for water to form.it may only exist temporaly if the temperature goes up and the air pressure is more than 0.2 bar.which only happens to be on the extreme bottom of Hellas planitia
I understand reasonably how liquids work, thanks for the wall of text about it. The question is, WHY would your blood have no pressure? Are your arteries open to the air? If your blood is out of your body, you have bigger problems than loss of outer pressure. Your skin, your veins hold your blood inside your body. Under pressure. Why wouldn't they? The volume of your body won't change, so the pressure cannot chance either.
Nexus and Logic Arrest? Fucking Savant!
To be fair, Shep kept the Savant for him/herself
I feel this coming off an ME1 engineer playthrough
maybe the savant fell behind in the 2 years since ME1. Maybe the logic arrest XVI is way better.
The Liara and Tali discussion about the nerve stim pro was sassy. Lmao essentially talking about Tali's midnight play
2:00 Forget the Logic Arrest and Nexus. Get a Savant.
That is great. I just love the dialogues on the end, they are just so damn cute.
Lol @ Kaidan and Tali geeking out about omni tools
I love how liara just leaked talis entire search history
1: Paragon Tali when you first meet her, 2: Renegade Tali 3: Lock on Tali romance 4: Lock on Ashley
Does the Nerve-Stim Pro work through suits and the like? Could be useful...
My favorite is when Liara just brought up Tali’s browser history
I don't know how you guys can hate Ashley (who I love) when Liara (who I also love) goes as far as calling out Tali's in-suit vibrator. It's like she pulled out the TMI-card and stapled it to her forehead.
And that she became physically intimate with Shepard during their fight against the Collectors.
What ever happens just remember "TALI is our expert on Geth software! She will be handling hacking and security!"
I love how they don’t look at each other and only look at shepherd like they’re afraid of each other
2:26 Theres not ice enough for a burn like that
6:08 I'm 100% doing a save load to see if I get this dialogue outcome.
Also, as an aside, what makes the WILD variation in the talks with Ashley, lol?
why did Liara have to attack Tali like that lmfao what a fucking savage
Liara hates critisim , even youd make a small joke about her then she immediately offended.
@@ladyselin35 Tali needlessly called her out for being the Shadow Broker despite Liara paying her a compliment. I like both but Li was just clapping back.
7:16 You can literally hear the realization hit with Javik
The romance ones between Shepard and Tali plys whoever is chosen for the second squad mates are humorous I was laughing my ass of the first time I heard James reaction to me romancing Tali.
6:10
Over all the comm comes a soft but clear angry cat noise.
“Shut up Joker!”
Crazy how 8 years later, I havent found a game that beats the ME series
Good to see you again, Lieutenant-Commander Williams.
What causes all the variation in the Ashley scenes? I usually pick Ashley for this mission (because the very first time I played ME1, I took Tali and Ashley with me everywhere, so bringing Ashley for this mission kinda feels like a reunion), but I've never gotten that catfight interaction. I've also never gotten that "I wish you two the best of happiness" one, but I understand why I haven't (I've only played as male Shepard twice, I only romanced Ashley one of those times, and neither time did I make it this far before losing interest). In fact, I pretty much always get the "I think we can drop ranks... Admiral" one.
this is an old comment lol, but:
it depends on your romance options. If you romance Ash in 1, Tali in 2, they have unspoken "beef" on Ash's end. Depending how you choose to go (Ash in 3, Tali in 3, someone else) you get all the different variations (Tali congratulating Ash, Tali brushing it off, etc)
and then the other variations are whether Tali became an admiral or was exiled in ME2.
Garrus telling them to get a room is the best part.
Garrus: I was there when you two had your...thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out.
Shepard(to Tali): Oh we'll do more then that.
(after the mission)
Shepard: So Tali, ready to be...calibrated?
That's why i saved kaidan xDDD
Garrus: I was there when you two had your things so either get a room and or get out
He says I was there when you 2 had your thing remember just get a room and Work it out
I had no idea there were so many romance/jealous scenes, although for somebody who just passed the adulthood rite she is very mature
Cheating on the shadow broker? Liara is gonna destroy your life once the galaxy settles down.
Whar are Tali and Kaidan talking about? We all know the Sevant models are the superior Omnitool choice!
Ash and Tali are fucking ruthless to each other! I just wish I knew who was Romanced and who was Jealous in each banter scene between them.
Okay Shepard, I got it first time that Tali is expert on geth software ...
Nice compilation!
Everyone has some banter,
Then Liara just comes out of left field with “YOU WATCH THAT FREAKY HUMAN STUFF.”
Sometimes I don't know if Javik was a witty master of comebacks, or just a complete sperg
Is there no jealousy between Kaidan and Tali if you romance her in ME2 then Kaidan in ME3 with Male Shepard? Or is the whole jealousy thing only possible if the LI was romanced in the game before Tali? (Which in this case doesn't happen because Kaidan is only romance-able by Male Shepard in the third game)
+ValhallaChaos I'm wondering the same thing.
+ValhallaChaos only on the Normandy. She was pissed
Oh god, this is. Well, Liara is always so polite on everything, that feels good.
Although if they both romanced Shep she basically let's him now Tali installed a vibrator in her suit..
I lost it when James goes too much information lmao