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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  6 місяців тому +2386

    If you're not pooping while watching this, you will be arrested.

  • @dgirl786
    @dgirl786 6 місяців тому +643

    A moment of silence for those who poop for over 20 minutes. 👀

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 6 місяців тому +39

      I'm fine, please stop, I hate silence, it lets my thoughts be alone with me

    • @liruenth
      @liruenth 6 місяців тому +18

      Video settings > playback speed > x2. Now it's only a 10 minute pooping session 😛

    • @dgirl786
      @dgirl786 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@liruenthGenius! 😀

    • @bbodyboi
      @bbodyboi 5 місяців тому +15

      20 minutes is rookie numbers tbh I spent 40 minuets in there before my foot started to go numb because Ryan is worth it.

    • @SalaciousOneOnly
      @SalaciousOneOnly 5 місяців тому +3

      Silence... While pooping... 😂😂😂

  • @Lawry_illustrations
    @Lawry_illustrations 6 місяців тому +454

    "Captain Minor Annoyance" having the initials "MI" on his suit, like in "Minor Inconvenience" (and not "MA" like his actual innitials), is so genius 👏

    • @dickottel
      @dickottel 6 місяців тому

      Minor Irritation 😅 I'm Captain BI Barely an Inconenience

    • @jennifere.pergola598
      @jennifere.pergola598 5 місяців тому +27

      I was wondering about those initials - them not matching the character's name were... barely an inconvenience, if you will 😁.

    • @klaus-dieterkohler7662
      @klaus-dieterkohler7662 5 місяців тому +4

      O, it's MI for MInor?

    • @danielciocilteu3545
      @danielciocilteu3545 4 місяці тому +2

      Reding ths coment made the beck of my nack feel a littlle tense. Now it is fine. Thakn yuo!

    • @thegreatchaos13
      @thegreatchaos13 21 день тому +1

      No, he inherited it from his father, Colonel Major Irritant.

  • @josuepaulin625
    @josuepaulin625 6 місяців тому +365

    Didn’t know how much I needed this til I got on the toilet

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 6 місяців тому +14

      Its kind of weird that he knows my average poop time is 21 minutes 30 seconds but Im not complaining

    • @Chetloore
      @Chetloore 6 місяців тому +2

      That's when I found it.

    • @NK-dt1kp
      @NK-dt1kp 6 місяців тому +4

      Every time I poop now, I'll think of him

  • @nathanlokken6755
    @nathanlokken6755 6 місяців тому +766

    Watching Ryan George while you poop is TIGHT

  • @MagusKain
    @MagusKain 6 місяців тому +153

    So I thought this was something I could watch while pooping. I watched it while not pooping not realizing it would cause me to immediately poop.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 місяців тому +1

      Don`t worry about it, DRINK the COFFEE!

    • @MagusKain
      @MagusKain 5 місяців тому +1

      @@afrog2666 coffee? This is poop.

  • @martyloo
    @martyloo 6 місяців тому +689

    Perfect timing for this to show up at the top of my feed 💩

    • @mrwensveen
      @mrwensveen 6 місяців тому +6

      I literally closed the door to do a 💩

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 місяців тому +4

      The top of the feed is the origin story. After that, gross stuff happens. Then grosser stuff happens.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 місяців тому +7

      What about someone like me who never poops because I am 100% efficient with my food intake?

    • @kup1hu696
      @kup1hu696 6 місяців тому +7

      For sure, yeah, sure, yeah

    • @thevisionary2007
      @thevisionary2007 6 місяців тому +4

      Your phone keeps track of everything you do. Everything.

  • @eternitymatters8767
    @eternitymatters8767 6 місяців тому +126

    The nature docs video is the best short, and one of his top-10 of all time. Everything about it is perfect.

    • @StarshipCruiser1749
      @StarshipCruiser1749 5 місяців тому +11

      Supremely ❤️ that the 🦁 is just scrolling his phone!

    • @williamallsep6365
      @williamallsep6365 5 місяців тому +8

      Especially with the cameo from beary grizzle

    • @eternitymatters8767
      @eternitymatters8767 5 місяців тому +5

      @@StarshipCruiser1749 Makes me laugh every time! The lion's expressions are incredible.

    • @danielciocilteu3545
      @danielciocilteu3545 4 місяці тому

      The proper abbreviation to "documentary" is "doco". Saying "doc" is too vague and confusing. Like it could mean "document" or "doctor" or "doctrine" so pls dont do that. DOCO!

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 місяці тому

      @@danielciocilteu3545 no one cares what the proper abbrv. of docu. is.

  • @fathatman06
    @fathatman06 5 місяців тому +21

    Aside from being hilarious, I think my favorite part of these bits is the moustache he wears over his moustache.

  • @marcosviniciuslima7230
    @marcosviniciuslima7230 5 місяців тому +38

    "what bell?" Always makes me spit the fricking coffee man...stop it, thank you very much

  • @sunlight9056
    @sunlight9056 6 місяців тому +39

    literally on the toilet rn. get to ignore my family for another 20 mins. much appreciated.

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 5 місяців тому +11

    As someone who DOESN'T watch shorts because of the format it forces on me, this is PERFERCT!

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 місяців тому +66

    How thoughtful of Ryan to consider our pooping needs

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 місяців тому +4

      @@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 It's smart. Catering to the underserved "people who poop" niche.

  • @SchecterIsKING
    @SchecterIsKING 3 місяці тому +5

    The Lion playing hackey sack with the Zebras heart made me laugh hysterically. You're too good Ryan. 💀💀💀💀

  • @DownhillSisyphus
    @DownhillSisyphus 5 місяців тому +6

    Two Ryan's running for President gives me hope for the future of humanity.

  • @foodmuppet4533
    @foodmuppet4533 5 місяців тому +8

    This video compilation was released in 2024 tet still ranks within the top "Best of Internet Category". Like this is some of the funniest material on the internet.

  • @austinschroeter5978
    @austinschroeter5978 5 місяців тому +4

    Love the Star Wars one so much!

  • @mikestrouse
    @mikestrouse 6 місяців тому +45

    New fear unlocked. 🐻 with a rusted machete.

    • @gfmol845
      @gfmol845 5 місяців тому +5

      Now we need a crossover with Cocaine Bear.

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 Місяць тому

      Because regular bears without them are just a bunch of pushovers

  • @ItsJustAJ-y1n
    @ItsJustAJ-y1n 5 місяців тому +3

    As a fellow Canadian, can confirm this is exactly how conversations go.

  • @RedTail1-1
    @RedTail1-1 11 днів тому +1

    9:42 I was not prepared... I don't think I could ever be prepared...

  • @OliveOilBird
    @OliveOilBird 6 місяців тому +85

    That "You too" was painfully personal

    • @hyperchord
      @hyperchord 6 місяців тому +3

      I also cringed hard. It hit home

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 6 місяців тому +2

      We all felt that

    • @KanojoMimiUnia
      @KanojoMimiUnia 6 місяців тому

      aaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @FriedFreezer
      @FriedFreezer 5 місяців тому +2

      Said it to a barista who told me to enjoy my coffee just the other day 😭

    • @KanojoMimiUnia
      @KanojoMimiUnia 5 місяців тому

      @@FriedFreezer oh no... :w:

  • @catlikethief1718
    @catlikethief1718 5 місяців тому +2

    I'll never get over the Lion. Its just so silly and non-sensical, my favorite type of comedy😂

  • @Zeni.1s
    @Zeni.1s 3 місяці тому +3

    Ryan is the best youtuber, i decided

  • @ButterOnToast-pl8zi
    @ButterOnToast-pl8zi 5 місяців тому +39

    Instructions unclear. Did not realize you had to be on the toilet.

    • @3amPizzaRolls
      @3amPizzaRolls 5 місяців тому +2

      You don't have to be on the toilet, you just have to be pooping. Learnt this the hard way

  • @pizzatimeking4379
    @pizzatimeking4379 6 місяців тому +19

    Finally Ryan, ever since I started watching you I've always thought "This guy is good, but I can never watch him when I'm pooping 🙄" but now you've really proved yourself! Thank you! I'm going to poop now in thanks to you!

  • @AvvieLanche
    @AvvieLanche 5 місяців тому +2

    JFC I was CRYIN at Nature Docs 😂😂😂

  • @rebann
    @rebann 6 місяців тому +16

    Gonna need that hour long compilation dog. Company time and all that jazz.

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 6 місяців тому +13

    Saving to “Watch later” for my next bathroom adventures.

  • @MrFantastic23
    @MrFantastic23 6 місяців тому +14

    Forgot about that Lion 'hunting' the zebra move! 😂💀

  • @davidherrera4852
    @davidherrera4852 5 місяців тому +1

    OMG the courtroom skit is the most realistic to happen in my lifetime 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Danchildus
    @Danchildus 5 місяців тому +3

    I specifically didnt watch this before I needed to poop and now 10 minutes later I feel awkwardly happy with myself.

  • @MrDiceZack
    @MrDiceZack 5 місяців тому +1

    I have a stomachache and this is literally the perfect timing

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 5 місяців тому

      Sometimes a good poop helps to relieve a tummy ache, I decided!

    • @MrDiceZack
      @MrDiceZack 5 місяців тому

      @@RainbowFlowerCrow Oh no yeah that sounds very relieving indeed

  • @lucasvandecasteele9904
    @lucasvandecasteele9904 6 місяців тому +9

    best title ever

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 6 місяців тому +28

    You know Weird Pervy Guy got a kick out of that title somehow.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 місяців тому

      Weird Perv Guy doesn't sit down to poo.

    • @gfmol845
      @gfmol845 5 місяців тому +2

      "And you know the best part about kicks? You use your feet... ho ho... feet..."

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 5 місяців тому

      @@coolnerdlll6053 ha ha.
      My comment here has been made invisible. But I still get notified of adds to the thread.

  • @ፔ̇̈
    @ፔ̇̈ 6 місяців тому +88

    Watching Ryan George while you poop is tight…and so is my poop right now. I’m constipated. 😊

    • @Chetloore
      @Chetloore 6 місяців тому +3

      You did too much there.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 6 місяців тому +3

      Fiber

  • @benji777tm
    @benji777tm 6 місяців тому +5

    “While you poop” get your spy cameras out of my house right now!

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 5 місяців тому +2

    Ok, "rub my hands together like a fly." Ha! Now I can't unsee that.
    Those little buggers sure do that, like they're plotting against us! 🤨

  • @ravenebony2267
    @ravenebony2267 6 місяців тому +4

    The man knows what we want, and when we'll want. Bravo, sir.

  • @jamesonweaver4224
    @jamesonweaver4224 5 місяців тому +2

    Flicklepoo is my new favorite movie.

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 6 місяців тому +7

    Thank you for making the diarrhea less painful! 😂

  • @darkendheart1389
    @darkendheart1389 5 місяців тому +1

    I LITERALLY just sat down to poop and this popped up. I’m grateful and terrified! 😁

  • @Appoduece
    @Appoduece 6 місяців тому +3

    Thank you for both your assistance and company while pooping.

  • @montagetm
    @montagetm 6 місяців тому +3

    This will be perfect for my bathroom theater setup.

  • @jeffhidalgo6037
    @jeffhidalgo6037 6 місяців тому +54

    🚽 Compilations are tight fer sure!

  • @matthewbergeron3641
    @matthewbergeron3641 Місяць тому

    "wow look at your baby, he's so adorable"
    "yea, we like him alot"
    Peak alien response

  • @Raygeing
    @Raygeing 6 місяців тому +10

    I forced myself to poo so I could watch this.

  • @dreadnaught2406
    @dreadnaught2406 5 місяців тому +1

    Canadian Ryans have an unsettlingly friendly smile.

  • @Urben911
    @Urben911 6 місяців тому +3

    Ryan, you'll never guess what I just sat down to do.

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 5 місяців тому +1

    Saw a few in here that were new to me, so that's always a good thing 😁.

  • @MB832
    @MB832 6 місяців тому +29

    This video came out while I was pooping so I will now be on the toilet for the next 23 minutes and 32 seconds

    • @Chetloore
      @Chetloore 6 місяців тому

      Lucky @$$

    • @oaktadopbok665
      @oaktadopbok665 6 місяців тому

      it's been 56 minutes are you done yet?

    • @MB832
      @MB832 6 місяців тому

      @@oaktadopbok665 yes

  • @NotGarrettG
    @NotGarrettG Місяць тому +2

    Bro I got my newborn daughter sleeping on me and this freaking “and if you lose your focus, listen for the bell to be put back……… *what bell* DING!”
    Is just so funny to me XD breathe in throughhh your nostrils…… and out your nipples. Count to Pi. 😂😂

  • @dew-it8744
    @dew-it8744 6 місяців тому +16

    This showed up while I was pooping. Thank you Gyan Reorge

  • @tokenzero1020
    @tokenzero1020 4 місяці тому +2

    UA-cam autoplayed this video as soon as I got in bed. Needless to say I spent the next 20 minutes on the toilet.

  • @robotigerproductions6543
    @robotigerproductions6543 6 місяців тому +10

    "Thank you, Ryan" we all say in unison.

  • @civroger
    @civroger 5 місяців тому +2

    That lion on his phone 😄

  • @Wintermute909
    @Wintermute909 5 місяців тому +5

    Yeah, na, for sure i never knew Canadian's speak Australian so well!

    • @FriedFreezer
      @FriedFreezer 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah nah they do for sure

  • @CalixtoErico
    @CalixtoErico 5 місяців тому +1

    The nature doc kills me every time.

  • @sparkocreation9153
    @sparkocreation9153 6 місяців тому +3

    Watched it all. Got hemmeroids. Suing for damages

  • @spazatistically
    @spazatistically 5 місяців тому +1

    I wasn’t popping when I saw this title, so went to go poop so I could watch it. Thanks for the entertainment!

  • @alexanderreynolds6018
    @alexanderreynolds6018 6 місяців тому +3

    Can I keep watching this after I'm done pooping as long as I'm still sitting on the toilet?

  • @OnlyAtJaMart
    @OnlyAtJaMart 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh my god, I know someone that likes ‘maple’ frosted donuts. That is craaaazy!

  • @donanderson370
    @donanderson370 5 місяців тому +3

    Feet went numb at the 17 minute mark.

  • @nureinname4870
    @nureinname4870 5 місяців тому +1

    Man I just opened UA-cam and this is the perfect video. Thank you, original Ryan George

  • @ebreshea1337
    @ebreshea1337 6 місяців тому +5

    instructions unclear i pooped my shorts

  • @davanillagorilla9210
    @davanillagorilla9210 4 місяці тому +2

    I wasn't pooping when I started but was by the end

  • @Indro57
    @Indro57 6 місяців тому +20

    When life gives you lemon, just take a shit

  • @Veterini
    @Veterini 6 місяців тому +2

    Great! Watching your videos and pooping are my two favorite activities 👍

  • @aussieglen1
    @aussieglen1 5 місяців тому +5

    The lion and zebra bit is the best and my favourite. So inspirational.

  • @rickpebbles2502
    @rickpebbles2502 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for being, please continue 😂

  • @ReedAxworthy
    @ReedAxworthy 6 місяців тому +3

    Dammit. I clicked on the video while sitting at my desk and I did not notice the title. I need new pants now, Ryan!

  • @Gedvondur
    @Gedvondur 5 місяців тому +1

    I might even watch these when NOT POOPIN!

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper 5 місяців тому +4

    I never realized how Canadian i truly am.
    "No, yeah." and "for sure, yeah." Are staples of my existance.

  • @aereo_serene
    @aereo_serene 6 місяців тому

    It's truly remarkable how little to none poop content yt had before Ryan came along... But this surely revolutionized the content while pooping industry.😮

  • @reinrose82
    @reinrose82 6 місяців тому +3

    This man knows his audience 😂

  • @curtissiebold4460
    @curtissiebold4460 5 місяців тому +1

    This is for when the poop won’t drip off and you have to sit there and wiggle around a bunch or wait till more comes out.

  • @TheMulToyVerse
    @TheMulToyVerse 5 місяців тому +3

    😭 *I NEED ANOTHER ONE*
    That delivery is so good, hahaha

  • @JimmyPotatoTV
    @JimmyPotatoTV 6 місяців тому

    21 mins, the perfect length, gonna need you to make 4 more so I can rotate these Mon to Friday. Weekend morning poop I'll get adventurous and watch other people, but Mon to Friday poop time now belongs to Ryan

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 6 місяців тому +3

    21 minutes and 31 seconds is exactly the length of my average poop! Thanks, Ryan George!

  • @thechavezpost
    @thechavezpost 6 місяців тому +1

    Love watching an older unhinged Ryan

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 місяців тому +1

      But this content was all made by younger Ryans.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 місяців тому

      And please. It's not "the unhinged". It's "people experiencing hinge-related issues".

    • @naomistarlight6178
      @naomistarlight6178 2 місяці тому

      ​@@brucebaker810oh you're a fellow enjoyed of door hinge content! 😀

  • @twadle123
    @twadle123 6 місяців тому +7

    You uploaded this literally as i sat down to poo. Incredible.

  • @Ralph_ralphster
    @Ralph_ralphster 5 місяців тому +1

    I clicked on a Deadpool and Wolverine clip but for some reason it led me to this video. After I finished clip I started reading the comments and I was so confused😂

    • @JJAndmax
      @JJAndmax Місяць тому

      Did you Google "Canadian Ryan"? If you did, it's a spin-to-win. Could be Deadpool, could be Barbie, could be a 21 minute compilation of Ryan George shorts. And YOU WON!!

  • @Joemamaeatsrocks
    @Joemamaeatsrocks 6 місяців тому +7

    Bro this was posted while I was sitting on my toilet

  • @RobinGayle-n5q
    @RobinGayle-n5q 5 місяців тому +1

    Me over here thinking he is the modern version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story

  • @goji7962
    @goji7962 5 місяців тому +5

    im done pooping ill just leave this here for future poop sessions 11:31

    • @3amPizzaRolls
      @3amPizzaRolls 5 місяців тому

      Watch flicklepoo in the meantime

  • @Horopter
    @Horopter 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for understanding my excremental needs and entertainment needs at the same time.

  • @sharalakid
    @sharalakid 6 місяців тому +21

    I was playing Genshin Impact while pooping the exact second this dropped

    • @Crisseda8
      @Crisseda8 6 місяців тому

      I never thought i would see someone mentioning Genshin here :3

    • @sharalakid
      @sharalakid 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Crisseda8 I have made the decision that mentioning the activity which as you pointed out is pretty unexpected in this comment section would serve a comedic purpose due to an advanced technique called subversion of expectations, then upon seeing your reply I decided it was a good idea to revert to the usual humour of this channel which oftentimes includes long and strangely worded speeches that over explain the initial concept. By doing this I performed the advanceder technique called DOUBLE subversion of expectations! OHHHH, performing a double subversion of expectations by over explaining the subversion of expectations you performed is TIGHT

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 місяців тому

      And was it better than Genshin Impact?

    • @sharalakid
      @sharalakid 6 місяців тому

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Everything is better then Genshin Impact. I have a severe gambling addiction

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 6 місяців тому

      So are you real or a bot? If you are real you are the first Genshin Impact I ever encountered.

  • @rehamsaeed422
    @rehamsaeed422 4 місяці тому +1

    Love the title my dude 😆👌🏽

  • @GinBean23
    @GinBean23 6 місяців тому +5

    literally lol to the "What bell?" followed by loud bell

  • @mdsmith8233
    @mdsmith8233 4 місяці тому

    A Bear with a rusted machete😆🤣😂😆Yeezus, I'm glad I stumbled upon this site thru your screen pitch videos--I'm str8 cryin😂😂😂😂

  • @mtownboi4ya
    @mtownboi4ya 6 місяців тому +3

    Thanks! My toilet time has never been as humorous as it is now! 😁

  • @brianfewer919
    @brianfewer919 6 місяців тому +2

    Awwww, just in time for one of my tri-daily BMs. Thank you Ryan.

  • @zagnorch1336
    @zagnorch1336 6 місяців тому +4

    Trigger warning at 9:40 to 10:42 for Ryan Jr. face.
    You've been warned.

  • @CalixtoErico
    @CalixtoErico 5 місяців тому +1

    I had a friend addicted to star wars, the acolyte cured him.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 6 місяців тому +4

    Oddly, I just went poop before this video was uploaded

  • @Ghost4PF141
    @Ghost4PF141 5 місяців тому +1

    "a bear with a rusted machete" how do you come up with these things lmao🤣

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 3 місяці тому +3

    1:29 do NOT watch tiger 34 or whatever its called. Its too sad. You think a zeebo getting mauled is bad? Ever see a tiger basically get blaped to save her children?

  • @rasmusazu
    @rasmusazu 5 місяців тому

    Heres a man that knows what we need.

  • @JinSubspace
    @JinSubspace 6 місяців тому +9

    I'm literally using the bathroom right now and was wondering what to watch. Please remove any and all cameras you have in my house. Thank you.

  • @derekeyler2634
    @derekeyler2634 5 місяців тому

    The how to get a tank sketch is my favorite short on UA-cam.
    Also thanks for posting this. Wonderful to relive your fantastic shorts!

  • @Dufus_Puncher
    @Dufus_Puncher 6 місяців тому +8

    I'm trying my best to poop.