*At Mark's funeral* Funeral guy: "Lastly, Mark wanted his last words before his death said. 'Don't you dare leave me, help me, help me, you fucking bastards.'"
Mark: *infects Wade with parasites* Also Mark: *basically fixes everything on the ship and runs medical and engineering by himself* Wade: We're all trying to win. Also Wade:
Wade the literal security officer “I don’t wanna go outside” Mark the weak doctor with no weapons *Goes outside performs action movie keeping up with the sub with a handheld swimming device and tries to fight a monster that is like 1 1/2 times bigger than him with a device meant to repair the hull all because he was the only one with the balls to do it, he gets mauled and escapes and lives to tell the tale* What an absolute chad
Yeah, you're pretty much *not* supposed to go outside a speeding submarine to fight a swarm of alien sharks in the dark oceanic depths of another planet's moon with a weapon not designed for water combat and a single magazine against creatures that survive dozen bullets from a large coilgun cannon in their natural environment. Mark should not belittle Wade so much for it, he was the dumb one in this.
After playing 400 hours of this game and capturing almost every creature I can say for sure that Mark is a different kind of creature than anything I've ever faced.
@ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 I can assure you most of that is due to luck more so than skill. That and the stun baton plus some chloro hydrate are key to keeping beasts subdued
Honestly who are you too judge? Seriously? Not to be rude but you are being very rude, and honestly very judgemental. It’s an opinion that people have and quite frankly it’s none of your business anyway.
Between Wade being stuffed with eggs, Mark getting blown up by potassium, "Cap'n STOP THE BOAT" and "I'm hearing no blasting!", this is easily one of the funniest videos Markiplier's ever graced us with. I don't even know how many times I've come back to rewatch this, and it's still absolutely hilarious.
Bob: "NEGITIVE 10 METERS! HES INSIDE US NOW! STILL NOT HEARING ANY BLASTING!!" Wade: " I'm sorry you can't hear my guns BOB!" I came back to watch mark infect wade for retaliation for going back to run over his already dead body.
@@rainthesomber oh yeah, I've once saw a Reddit post where mom legit asked "how do I make my son take essential oils? I've tried adding them into his food while he isn't looking and sneaking them in, but he still doesn't want to take them!" some people are so fucking insane...
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts dude I think she was for real... I'll send you that comment if I find it again. But yeah... There are a lot of parents out there who shouldn't be parents. It's kinda the same as with teachers. Some of the teachers just want to make kids life hell and becoming a teacher is the easiest way. And some parents just want to torture their kids... Not physically. Well sometimes physically too, but that's another extreme.
Bob: "we are gonna be fine as long as no one has stuffed the eggs into wade." Mark: "Question!" Bob: "yes?" Mark: "I have been doing nothing but stuffing eggs into Wade"
@@theoneunknown429 ^A horde of ocean monster-people break through the wall^ ^Clicking and hissing and unholy shrieking^ ^AI allies pretty much just stand around uselessly and die^ Mark, Bob, and Wade: "There's a hole in the wall!" ^Mark screaming^ "This was NOT my fault!"
Mark every episode: *goes outside and dies* Mark: Ok, time to do some repairs Mark: *goes outside* Bob: *drives* Mark: *Intense, existential panic* NO STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT
I love how there's a certain point right after Wade says: "I'm a gunner not a talker!" where they all just break down laughing and take a minute inside a sinking submarine.
@@ryshow9118 Blast em! Wait no- No blasting- Absolutely zero blasting! Im not a talker im a gunner! And Wade's just like... *moaning from wade* *wade now making "pew pew pew" noises*
Lmao the bot's convos on the top right are entertaining though. Bot 1: Do you hear that? Bot 2: Hear what? Bot 1: Some deep groaning from the outside. Bot 2: Are you having gas again?
13:20 Bob: "Um, do you know what's actually gonna happen to him?" Mark: _idk, i just kinda shoved a bunch of eggs inside him..._ Wade: *wHaT wAs tHaT?*
I love how Mark makes an effort to say things like "Yes, Captain" to Bob to get into the roleplay of it, but when it comes to being a medical officer, he immediately violates the Hippocratic Oath by shooting Wade full of drugs and then infecting him with a space parasite.
@@A_Shrubbery1901 Not just German soldiers, I think I remember a story about a Finnish soldier having one hell of a bad trip after consumming all the meth that were for his entire team.
I think the fact that Ethel died, went unnoticed for several minutes, and the corpse was eventually found locked in a room with a single red light and the other npc was the funniest part of this video. That's literally some urban horror story
Everyone but Wade: is dying Wade: You bought potassium to save me (uncontrolled laughing) and we all died (more crazy laughing) We died to f**king bananas!!(wheezing)
@@AdmiralXyes " Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns" Brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2.....and, apparently, Wade.
Mm. Does not matter. Hot, cold, blazing, freezing, pizza is pizza. Unless its a leaning tower. Unless it has pinapples and mushrooms on it, then. Then it shall die. Burn it, freeze it, feed it to the fishes and hope they get poisoned.
Mark "Infects Wade with alien eggs" Wade "Almost dies on the first mission" Mark: Lets buy medical supplies to save Wade! Potassium *explodes on contact with water, killing Mark* Mark: . . . tHis iS yOuR FaUlT WADE!!!
@@academicninja8532 Depends on the amount of potassium, but yes. Look up videos on here of people putting potassium in water, it's basically a small grenade.
I've said similar things about Jacksepticeye's Hitman series, or Robbaz's entire channel, there's just some videos where the creator's personality, and/or the lack of similar content of that specific game or thing, make it to where you can't find those kind of videos anywhere else; and there's just something about the interaction between these 3 that make it so, with Bob being the favorite son, Wade being the accident, and Mark being the overprotective mom that's just the perfect combination for this game, and unable to be found anywhere else. Bob did make 4 videos with Wade and Mark that aren't of any of these sessions, so technically that's 7, and Jack did make one video with all 3. I wish Wade recorded his POV of that session where he left Mark to die, I bet his face was reaching shades of red that aren't on the spectrum. This game was the best.
@@thecommonman9524 Actually, the entire point of medicine as a philosophy is to guide the human body to heal itself. All a vaccine is is a warning to the immune system, teaching it to prepare for a viral infection.
Mark: *dying* Bob: *desperately trying to save Mark* Wade: *breathlessly laughing at Mark's pain* Later in the video. Wade: "if you die before I do I hope I don't burst out laughing at your funeral."
For some reason, I can see this becoming a sitcom with the three of them going: Bob : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?? I COULDNT HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS! Wade: IM A GUNNER, NOT A TALKER!! Mark : *looks into the camera like on the office* Also mark when he’s alone being interviewed by the cameraman like the kardashians : Cameraman : so... what’s your job again? Mark: sigh... I’m the medic, engineer, chef, security officer, monster hunter OUTSIDE THE SUB, and... everything else
Dustin Ridge I’m not sure if you’re being serious or not, if you are then no I didn’t know that I never saw a bot named water or thought that the water itself was an ai
EVERY TIME I watch these three ATTEMPT to work together, I end up like Mark at 53:29 I had to pause ut so I could breathe again, UNLIKE these drowning mariners
I know this video was awhile back but I found out that Wade might have missed a button prompt. If you get the tentacle mouth. You can infect other people with the husk infection. Also if Wade died. He would have been a zombie and would have attacked everyone.
I agree, bob and wade are very comedic, but I think the effect is drastically increased when all three of them are together, especially when they include jacksepticeye.
Mark wade and Bob are the inspirations for my jokes and the only reason why I make jokes with my friends while playing a game while trying to be serious
*At Mark's funeral*
Funeral guy: "Lastly, Mark wanted his last words before his death said. 'Don't you dare leave me, help me, help me, you fucking bastards.'"
Wade laughing hysterically
wade: *wheezes*
@@nachoguac7 k
Funeral guy is called a "vicar", my dude
@@NiZhiQiang Thanks! :D
Mark: "I'll be the healer"
Mark in the whole video: medic/engineer/security officer
Mark/Wade/Bob= 100% crew survival
Wade/Bob= 25% crew survival
Mark: *infects Wade with parasites*
Also Mark: *basically fixes everything on the ship and runs medical and engineering by himself*
Wade: We're all trying to win.
Also Wade:
Eyy somone call me
He also gave Wade a fentanyl overdose soooooo
He's a doctor AND an engineer
Wade: Gunner
Bob: Pilot
Mark: Medic/Engineer/Security Officer/Everything else
Perfectly balanced, *as all things should be.*
Mark: *doing everything*
Wade: I’m a gunner, not a talker!
* sticking eggs in Wade *
Mad scientist?
@@jakepencil6912 he said, in the middle of getting paid to talk while playing video games, lol
This isn’t perfectly balanced! Clearly Bob is doing too much work, Mark could pick up the slack
Literally mark ran himself ragged trying to maintain that sub and defend it
Wade the literal security officer “I don’t wanna go outside”
Mark the weak doctor with no weapons *Goes outside performs action movie keeping up with the sub with a handheld swimming device and tries to fight a monster that is like 1 1/2 times bigger than him with a device meant to repair the hull all because he was the only one with the balls to do it, he gets mauled and escapes and lives to tell the tale*
What an absolute chad
Action and horror movies, everyone
Yeah he literally kept the ship alive lol
Yeah, you're pretty much *not* supposed to go outside a speeding submarine to fight a swarm of alien sharks in the dark oceanic depths of another planet's moon with a weapon not designed for water combat and a single magazine against creatures that survive dozen bullets from a large coilgun cannon in their natural environment. Mark should not belittle Wade so much for it, he was the dumb one in this.
@@Deltajugg yeah, nah, Wade _absolutely deserves it._
mark is chad
What Mark said: "I'll be a doctor."
What Mark meant: "You are a disease, and I am the cure!"
Mark be like “my cure is most effective against the great pestilence”
That's SCP-049 summed up pretty well
plague doctor
Markiplier?
More like....
**SCP-049**
His cure is MOST effective
Mark: Dies slow and dramatic death
Wade: _WHEEZE_
Report Wade: Bad teammate
It was funny
Probably he could only wheeze due to the tentacles
Anyone else think that the sub exploding and sinking was similar to the kursk
Wade: struggles to speak as his body is slowly transforming into an empty soulless husk...
Mark and Bob: I n t e r e s t I n g
"Wade laughs as I drown"
*one week later*
"I shoved a ton of eggs into Wade for science"
Who's worse?
Revenge
seems fair
"Make mocks Wade as is slowly infested by alien lifeforms"
That's called friendship.
After playing 400 hours of this game and capturing almost every creature I can say for sure that Mark is a different kind of creature than anything I've ever faced.
Hey, nice work on perfecting the game!
@ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 I can assure you most of that is due to luck more so than skill. That and the stun baton plus some chloro hydrate are key to keeping beasts subdued
Mark is truly the Most Dangerous Game.....
I'm pretty sure the guy trying to get in was the Mark from the last game still stuck outside
@@manmoth4 That is absolutely hilarious to think about. Probably where his shotgun wounds came from too.
Bob: "So you're not an engineer then, Mark?"
Mark: *flashbacks to college and almost becoming an engineer*
I feel you Mark, I could've been a doctor
Poor Mark, passing up a 6 figure job to make 7 - 8 figures.
Pecan well that’s normal
Oh my god it’s you again...
Me: I WANNA BE A TEACHER
me know: Me AnD My TrAcKtEr
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
The moral of the story:
*Don't let Mark be the doctor*
Has Mediplier taught them nothing?
Finally an original comment other than quotes from mark's
How it would have went
Bob or wade (don’t hate I’m bad at names) :can you heal me
Mark:sure someone get the guns
I dunno... i think the moral is 'Don't let Mark be doctor when you let him die/kinda sorta killed him on purpose last time.' :p
He learns mechanical engineering not medical science
Mark: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
*flashback*
Mark: *drowning*
Bob: *attempting to help but unable to do it*
Wade: *laughing maniacally*
Eva Garcia that’s exactly what happened 😂
PTSD
Not even maniacally. Just laughing at mark like he always does
Eva Garcia only I this time the explosion happened PRIOR to the death of mark
*i tHiNk YoU mEaN*
_Fishbach_
I love how much they committed to the husk infection bit, especially Wade with the clicking and not talking lol
im pretty sure if they used ingame voice chat then the game would've turned off wade's voice chat
@@dailyyy5979 From what I remember it only stops text chat
@@Bruh-d it doesnt, it stops both voice and text. ive played the game
@@dailyyy5979 Hmm I didn't know that, I play the game but I don't use Voice Chat really and nobody else has told me about the Voice Chat thing before.
@@Bruh-d its fine, but yeah husk infection affects voice chat
Wade: *clicking noises and alien appendages intensify*
Mark: E S S E N C E O F L A V E N D E R
Gotta love the anti-vaccers 😂😂😂
_an essential oil a day keeps the coronavirus away_
@@JadedOne420 *an essential oil a day keeps aging away*
Honestly who are you too judge? Seriously? Not to be rude but you are being very rude, and honestly very judgemental. It’s an opinion that people have and quite frankly it’s none of your business anyway.
@@God_Is_Just someone is mad that they can't handle a joke
Between Wade being stuffed with eggs, Mark getting blown up by potassium, "Cap'n STOP THE BOAT" and "I'm hearing no blasting!", this is easily one of the funniest videos Markiplier's ever graced us with. I don't even know how many times I've come back to rewatch this, and it's still absolutely hilarious.
Bob: "NEGITIVE 10 METERS! HES INSIDE US NOW! STILL NOT HEARING ANY BLASTING!!"
Wade: " I'm sorry you can't hear my guns BOB!"
I came back to watch mark infect wade for retaliation for going back to run over his already dead body.
Literally this is my most rewatched series, I wish they'd return but I know the mechanics were a bit complex
Super late, but I completely agree, I've rewatched this video and the previous one with Wade wheezing as Mark drowns. Twice.
@@sporkboy7380 Mark said that's why they haven't come back to this game? Because that seems a touch weak, they look like they're having fun.
Same
Wade: Is literally choking from alien tentacle infection
Mark: *YoU wAnT sOmE eSsEnTiAl OiLs?*
How Anti-vaxxers be like XD
@@rainthesomber oh yeah, I've once saw a Reddit post where mom legit asked "how do I make my son take essential oils? I've tried adding them into his food while he isn't looking and sneaking them in, but he still doesn't want to take them!" some people are so fucking insane...
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts dude I think she was for real... I'll send you that comment if I find it again. But yeah... There are a lot of parents out there who shouldn't be parents. It's kinda the same as with teachers. Some of the teachers just want to make kids life hell and becoming a teacher is the easiest way. And some parents just want to torture their kids... Not physically. Well sometimes physically too, but that's another extreme.
Oils and tentacles. Insert hentai joke here.
@Zed V Man I feel bad for your mother. First a 9 month wait, then the insane pain and now this is the result. Shame really
"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."
"Wait a second..."
I appreciate a good Team Fortress 2 Reference.
@@andrewthomasprism9388 me too.
@@andrewthomasprism9388 Same.
*Mark injecting Wade with eggs*
Wade: Are you sure this will work?
Mark: Haha, I have _no idea!_
Bob: "we are gonna be fine as long as no one has stuffed the eggs into wade."
Mark: "Question!"
Bob: "yes?"
Mark: "I have been doing nothing but stuffing eggs into Wade"
nice reference
You...what?
Mark: All I've been doing is stuffing eggs into Wade for the past three days
@@scarf_it3681 WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN STUFFING THEM?
Yes. 😐👍
@@theoneunknown429 ^A horde of ocean monster-people break through the wall^
^Clicking and hissing and unholy shrieking^
^AI allies pretty much just stand around uselessly and die^
Mark, Bob, and Wade: "There's a hole in the wall!" ^Mark screaming^ "This was NOT my fault!"
Mark every episode: *goes outside and dies*
Mark: Ok, time to do some repairs
Mark: *goes outside*
Bob: *drives*
Mark: *Intense, existential panic* NO STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT
I have never needed something more than I need this whole episode animated.
I.. would like that very much too, that’d be amazing xD
Yaaaaas
Especially that last bit with the Hammerhead XD
Hecc yeah
So, who is going to do the animating?
52:40
place marker for when i need a good laugh
-10 meters. He's inside us! 😂😂😂
So true, that is one of my favorite moments in markiplier history.
I love how there's a certain point right after Wade says: "I'm a gunner not a talker!" where they all just break down laughing and take a minute inside a sinking submarine.
@@ryshow9118 Blast em!
Wait no-
No blasting-
Absolutely zero blasting!
Im not a talker im a gunner!
And Wade's just like...
*moaning from wade*
*wade now making "pew pew pew" noises*
Lmao the bot's convos on the top right are entertaining though.
Bot 1: Do you hear that?
Bot 2: Hear what?
Bot 1: Some deep groaning from the outside.
Bot 2: Are you having gas again?
Yeah, bots should say stuff more often in games.
There's also:
"You hear that deep moaning?"
"It's the crab-men! I told you about this!"
@@galladegamer3579 they smell like crabs but they kiss like people
why does this kinda stuff exist lOl
timestamp
probably, considering how jodee was more bugged than cyberpunk 2077
Can confirm: Ethel's last words were, "I need diving gear!"
They were actually “can’t breathe!”
Nuuuu
That's so sad lmfao 😂
They were cant breathe
I can just see that in an obituary
13:20 Bob: "Um, do you know what's actually gonna happen to him?"
Mark: _idk, i just kinda shoved a bunch of eggs inside him..._
Wade: *wHaT wAs tHaT?*
The way the shadow from the door closing obscured Wade for a split second as he turned around. Perfect timing
I love how Mark makes an effort to say things like "Yes, Captain" to Bob to get into the roleplay of it, but when it comes to being a medical officer, he immediately violates the Hippocratic Oath by shooting Wade full of drugs and then infecting him with a space parasite.
I get the feeling he's a PhD doctor, not an MD doctor. 😂
He didn't violate anything. It was for science.
This whole episode was just "Damnit Bob I'm a Doctor not an Engineer"
I don't have enough alt accounts to like this comment as much as it deserves.
Mark is literally Bones
Damnit Jim I’m a doctor
"doctor"
Funiful Entertainment he could’ve been an engineer...
Wade:mute,heavily infected with alien in his throat
Everyone: HE'S FINE
Wade: ‘Could I get some Tylenol’
Mark: ‘Best I can do is meth…’
German medics in ww2 be like
That's definitely a line that has been said in actual healthcare at some point 😂😂😭
@@A_Shrubbery1901 Not just German soldiers, I think I remember a story about a Finnish soldier having one hell of a bad trip after consumming all the meth that were for his entire team.
@@A_Shrubbery1901Doctors in the 1900s*
@@wargamesmasterbroken horrible
"He died from a banana."
I lost it at that
69 likes, i apologise, but i cannot like this comment, even though i want to real bad
I laughed so hard I was crying and coughing at the same time
@scp 2521 Bananas contain potassium chloride, potassium nitrate (highly explosive) is what killed mark.
Point still stands, potassium killed mark.
I think the fact that Ethel died, went unnoticed for several minutes, and the corpse was eventually found locked in a room with a single red light and the other npc was the funniest part of this video. That's literally some urban horror story
I love how Mark becomes the doctor and almost immediately begins subjecting Wade to medical testing.
Tyson Vert
First step on the medical studies are evil scientific research on civilians
I pulled a muscle in my throat laughing at this.
"Come over here! I promise I will heal you!"
😂👍🏽
@@vanhouston460 in your throat, hmm?
I miss this game. I'm glad he's having fun with new games, but this was an absolute delight. I keep coming back for the giggles
Same
Same
Same! I'd love it if they would it give it another try.
@@Moriartea_chan especially now that it has been heavily updated.
@@konradbukowski8740 I come back to this video all the time, one of my favorites
“Oops that was not medicine” -Medic
Remember mediplier
painhellemental 9000 or doctiplier
Doctor Iplier x3
Hudunkopf! - Medic
Joshua Smith “and that’s how I lost my medic license” -Medic
"I think Mark has been an excellent doctor."
Flashback to past Mark: "Shut up, Nurse!!! I know what's best!!!"
The laser was not a good tool for him to use
Ah, memories.
But who was a better doctor, PewDiePie or Markiplier?
This reminds me of plasma burst two where you can kill everything with a defibulator
Mischievous Games Damn.. i miss doin that
Everyone but Wade: is dying
Wade: You bought potassium to save me (uncontrolled laughing) and we all died (more crazy laughing) We died to f**king bananas!!(wheezing)
ROFL LMAO!!!
Good to see another fan of Coraline
“I think we’re getting better”
Mark: intentionally poisoning someone but managing to keep them alive
Seems right
its funny, also, how in the very next mission wade is completely fine
as if, like, he wasnt minutes from a chestburster situation
Mark: “Captain, stop the boat, Stop The Boat, STOP THE BOAT!!!!!!”
Captain: “Bababababababababababa”
Brian Bommarito 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Mark says “This is fine.”, it is definitely not fine.
So true
@Random Puppy Sav I think u mean
U RIGHT
@@dragoonwagoon3413 lol yes i meant YOU RIGHT
"He died to a f***ing banana"
this is my new favorite quote
I originally felt bad for Wade, then I remembered that he ran over Mark's drowned corpse while laughing lol
"I Really hope if you die before me, i wont just burst out laughing at your funeral!"
-Wade 2019
MandaraMinu best quote of wade ever lol
"We died to a banana"
Is this worms.
(Says in a high pitch voice) IN COMMING!
i was drinking when that happen, oh boy that was a huge mistake XD
“He’s now -10 meters away he’s inside us now and I still hear no blasting “ I died on that part lol
@Mr. Hazards1109 I completely lost it when he said that; Bob is a genius.
Yep me too and mark died aswell
I would be so happy if there were more Barotrauma... This game creates really funny situations.
There are some videos on Bob's channel Mark never posted, from just a few months ago.
Bob : "ohh, we need to buy batteries, fuel, and stuff"
Wade : "I'm gonna spend my money on shotgun shells"
And then he didn’t ever even use a gun
Sounds like me in real life
@@AdmiralXyes " Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns" Brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2.....and, apparently, Wade.
Bob: “Did you put the husk eggs in Wade?”
Mark: “Nooo”
Also Mark 2 minutes earlier: -shoves everything into Wade-
Kinky
“Like a pizza”
Me: “what if the pizza is cold?”
big chungus I only enjoy cold pizza
Like an uncooked pizza
Then you place it in an oven.
Mm.
Does not matter. Hot, cold, blazing, freezing, pizza is pizza. Unless its a leaning tower.
Unless it has pinapples and mushrooms on it, then. Then it shall die. Burn it, freeze it, feed it to the fishes and hope they get poisoned.
Digornio.
"We'll pick up this campaign later." Its been 4 months since this statement.
Over a year now
Honestly, I'd love it if they came back to this game.
This was the funniest video. I too wish they come'd back to it.
This series was so funny, it’s a shame there was only 3 episodes
Its been abt 3 yrs now bub
27:25 Mark's most common way to die in this game. Drowning. And Wade still laughs at him for drowning. So much for The Drowned Man project.
Wade: “I can’t shoot things top right on us”
Boss Fight Start
Bob: ”It’s perfect position...”
“TOP RIGHT ON US!”
Bob: “-10 meters, he’s inside us! I still don’t hear any blasting.”
Me: *Giggling while simultaneously choking on Sour Patch Kids Extremes*
"I'm hearing leaks in the ship now" I literally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard XD
"Hehehehe-ack,-URK"
DamageIncM Whoops! Thanks for the catch.
Glitchmaster 527 I’m not angry, but please attach a time stamp either next time you make this type of comment or please edit it into this one
Mark: “I’ll be the doctor!”
Also Mark: *Wastes the medical supplies because he’s shooting random drugs into people*
And he still did his job and theirs better than they did.
@@techstuff9198 you right
So the Gregory House school of medicine?
“You guys remember when I was fine and healthy and alive-“
“You’re fine!”
“Wh-“
“YoU’rE FiNe!!!”
Mark "Infects Wade with alien eggs"
Wade "Almost dies on the first mission"
Mark: Lets buy medical supplies to save Wade!
Potassium *explodes on contact with water, killing Mark*
Mark: . . . tHis iS yOuR FaUlT WADE!!!
Sweet sweet karma
@@Code_Machine No wonder Wade was laughing at Mark when he was burning to death.
Pixel Whisper it kinda is tho...
If wade knew not to trust mark they’d be fine
Really it's Bob's fault as he is the one who bought Potassium
@@josuenieves5069 I'd say it was Mark's fault, for shoving a bunch of eggs into Wade, so they bought the Potassium
the bloopers at the beginning is like me in the middle of a break down trying to word shit lmao
Riskyy 29 did you comment the same thing on every comment?!
@@riskyy2657 ... no he didn't. probably. stop excessively promoting your channel, mate
samee
@@riskyy2657 I checked all your vids, mark never commented. Why are you saying the same comment on literally every other comment?
@@kyndall5074 advertising that's sadly why
53:10 That whole sequence is a perfect example of communication in the military.
bob: “oh no there’s things we have to do”
me when we actually have to do work in school.
Same
yo same
School:
S so
C chronical
H hire
O orange
O oats
L lol
I understand the pain. (Yay 8th grade)
S even
C ruel
H ours
O f
O ur
L ives
@@JawJelly School:
S - i
C - want
H - to
O - kill
O - myself
L
This was his revenge, turning Wade into a egg incubator
More like karma
Revenge is a form of Karma
Applied Karma.
Mark: Puts husk eggs in Wade
Also Mark: Gets blown up by potassium
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a demonstration of what I like to call "Karma"
"I hate to say it but I think we're getting better?"
This line gets funnier every time I think through what all went on in this session.
Me, a Chemistry Major: *Sees the Potassium on a submarine* O no-
Bro this is elementary school knowledge. You don't have to have a chemistry major to know that potassium + water = very bad
'Element-ary' nice
Zajec You underestimate how much kids don’t pay attention or remember anything they learned in school
I know potassium reacts with water but is the reaction really THAT violent?
@@academicninja8532 Depends on the amount of potassium, but yes. Look up videos on here of people putting potassium in water, it's basically a small grenade.
Nobody:
Mark: I sHoVeD Everything InSiDe HiM
steve minecraft I snorted XD
Shoe everything in. Yo! Ga!
*Insert lenny face here*
420th like
26:54
Mark's karma for shoving husk eggs in Wade.
He Didn't Deserve It, He Did It, Because Wade Did The Same Thing To Him Before.
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 Why are all your words capitalized
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 No? When did Wade do that to Mark?
The greatest mystery life has to offer:
How the hell did Mark, Bob and Wade only make 3 Barotrauma videos?
I've said similar things about Jacksepticeye's Hitman series, or Robbaz's entire channel, there's just some videos where the creator's personality, and/or the lack of similar content of that specific game or thing, make it to where you can't find those kind of videos anywhere else; and there's just something about the interaction between these 3 that make it so, with Bob being the favorite son, Wade being the accident, and Mark being the overprotective mom that's just the perfect combination for this game, and unable to be found anywhere else.
Bob did make 4 videos with Wade and Mark that aren't of any of these sessions, so technically that's 7, and Jack did make one video with all 3. I wish Wade recorded his POV of that session where he left Mark to die, I bet his face was reaching shades of red that aren't on the spectrum. This game was the best.
I wish they'd revisit this game. It's such a perfect clusterf*ck every time.
@@furygeist Ah yes, Markiplier and abandoning amazing playthroughs, there is no better duo.
@@GustavoLima-wf5ti how i wish that wasnt true
At marks funeral his family is gonna just be in the front crying while bob and wade are just snickering
Mark would probably sit up in his casket just staring at them at that point
"Just let his body cure it naturally..."
At this moment, Mark knew... He was an antivax mom
*dOeSn'T gEt ThE aUtIsM*
"He just needs some essence of lavender"
@@thecommonman9524
Anti-vaxer spotted
Get 'em, boys
@@thecommonman9524 Actually, the entire point of medicine as a philosophy is to guide the human body to heal itself. All a vaccine is is a warning to the immune system, teaching it to prepare for a viral infection.
@@sealogic4552 huh, interesting. Thanks for the info.
"THIS IS FINE..."
I am, for some reason, unconvinced. I wonder why.
I was led to the same conclusion due to all his screaming
Cue all of Mark's videos.
"Mission complete, despite our efforts, Captain!" - Mark, Bob, and Wade, probably. Dang, I really hope they play this again.
Ethel's last words:
Where are the oxygen tanks?
Can't breathe!
Your cat. Is precious. Give them chin scritches from me plz
Bob: Captain/Helmsman
Wade: Gunnery Officer
Mark: Doctor, Engineer, Technician, Security Guard, Assistant, Clown
Mark and Bob is the only one doing stuff Wade is just there XD
I get that referrence lol
"He died to a f*cking banana!"
-wade 2019
I feel that wade is just deliberately being an assholes in at least half these collabs.
I guess I just don't like him, tis' all
"Wade ditches Mark in the middle of the ocean twice"
9 days later
"Mark shoves eggs in Wade's body"
Mark: *dying*
Bob: *desperately trying to save Mark*
Wade: *breathlessly laughing at Mark's pain*
Later in the video.
Wade: "if you die before I do I hope I don't burst out laughing at your funeral."
43:00
"You for the first time, two seconds ago, finally-- POWER! POWERRRRRRRR!"
Holy shit, I'm crying. I love Bob.
26:45 "You could have a smart me" *blows self up* NAILED IT!
For some reason, I can see this becoming a sitcom with the three of them going:
Bob : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?? I COULDNT HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS!
Wade: IM A GUNNER, NOT A TALKER!!
Mark : *looks into the camera like on the office*
Also mark when he’s alone being interviewed by the cameraman like the kardashians :
Cameraman : so... what’s your job again?
Mark: sigh... I’m the medic, engineer, chef, security officer, monster hunter OUTSIDE THE SUB, and... everything else
hehehe yesss
44:38 “We interrupt this mental breakdown to bring you a special promo”
When your entire crew is busy arguing with each other and you just wanted oxygen
Ethel: *chuckles* I'm in danger
"I don't know why of all the things that makes Wade laugh, it's me dying."
4:58 Little did Mark know his fentanyl syringe would cause widespread chaos later.
this is the first comment ive seen about that fentanyl thing, good catch
Soooooo this is like a much less cartoony and much more scary version of we need to go deeper?
I love Mark and Amy’s energy when there together
Yes
they're*
@The Observer nu uh i write without any punctuation so its theyre
@@calodar7639 ...then why correct someone on grammar if you also don't use it correctly?
@@AkumaDayo it depends on personal taste with apostrophes and such but with mispellings or misusages i think its a different story
“This is not a quote”
-Markiplier 2019
What'd he say that for?
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I... I know... I was making a joke.
Alissa Swan no stop
"Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit" Eazy-E
no u
Mark: "I'm a doctor. I know what's best." *Manic laughter*
"OWO notices your vigor"
-Mark Fischbach 2019
thanks! i hate it!
Fischbach*.
Furisin Tom?
@Furisin gotcha, i'm not familiar with the work so i completely missed the reference lol
Mark: *minding his own business*
Potassium: I have decided that I want to explode
These are gacha bots
Water decided that lol
@@myriahkeays3846 okay you do realize that water is a bot right
Dustin Ridge I’m not sure if you’re being serious or not, if you are then no I didn’t know that I never saw a bot named water or thought that the water itself was an ai
I Don't Get The Joke ikr it’s pretty cool that they put that in the game
EVERY TIME I watch these three ATTEMPT to work together, I end up like Mark at 53:29
I had to pause ut so I could breathe again, UNLIKE these drowning mariners
52:40 at these kind of moments, I would just love to see Lixian’s reaction when he edits🤣
Yes 😂
After hearing those guys and me laughing so hard i feel so lightheaded 😂
"he died from a f*cking banana."
-Wade laughs at Mark's expense 2019
LADIES AND GENTS WADE GOT MARKIPLIER
"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
"
"Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will" 30:30
Bare naked ladys
@@cerelvix_4662 what
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 its the name of the band that the lyrics are from
Bob: being captain
Wade: laughing the entire time
Mark: *Dr. Iplièr*
“I’m sorry, you’re dying.”
Everyone on yt: We are planting 20 Mil trees for the environment
Mark:I have more Cloak
Oh no, he's making a living, whatever shall we do?
Someone: *trying to break into hull*
Mark: so anyway, I started blasting
I know this video was awhile back but I found out that Wade might have missed a button prompt. If you get the tentacle mouth. You can infect other people with the husk infection. Also if Wade died. He would have been a zombie and would have attacked everyone.
The old adage "With friends like these, who needs enemies?" comes to mind
"My peepee's still big!"
"I should of shut off the reactor..."
Bob and Wade - Masters of Comedy
I agree, bob and wade are very comedic, but I think the effect is drastically increased when all three of them are together, especially when they include jacksepticeye.
@@shadowelite1177 the problem is the fans with the most insane ideas...
@@sirmiles1820 That is also true, guess its an endless cycle
@@shadowelite1177 so true!!!
Mark wade and Bob are the inspirations for my jokes and the only reason why I make jokes with my friends while playing a game while trying to be serious
“Like a pizza”
Me: I am confusion...
I A M C O N F U S I U S
Little Caesar's Pizza reference, their signature product is the "Hot and Ready" pizza, baked and then kept warm waiting to be ordered
I am aware you dyslexic apricot of a human being
Mark: "I have a funny feeling its gonna end poorly for us"
Top 10 famous last words
"I still didnt't hear any blasting"
This part killed me 😂😂😂😂
Yep pretty much all of us even mark died on that part
I'll take that 69th like, thank you vurry much. :3
*maturity was never my thing*
I didn't really understand what was happening at that part that made everyone die laughing :(
@@Cyber_Akuma then watch it again
Surprisingly mark didn’t throw up
Wade: "I'm a gunner, not a talker!"
A real American
Bruh
Bob: "I'm just gunna slam it in here for a quick docking session"
To each, his own... Enough said...
What are you even talking about
Nice
nice
Literally read this as Bob said this XD
Me being perverted i-