WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?! | 7 Days to Die MEGA EPISODE
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2020
- In a normal game of 7 Days to Die there's a Blood Moon every 7 days... but for Wade's Birthday I decided to give him the best gift of all and make EVERY NIGHT A BLOOD MOON!!
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Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.
Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand
@@liconytegaming421 yes
@@liconytegaming421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)
Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun
I need a video of this 😂
"There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!"
Is the same energy as;
"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"
I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.
@@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to
@@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island
@@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.
Wade is just a very special boi
“The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”
Yeah, that's why it's referred to as a betrayal
@@aronymousboi2786 Damn that got me.
sun tzu, the art of war
That's some next level reddit t-shirt quote. I love it.
Worst thing about murder is that someone doesn't get to walk away.
“The locals seem nice.”
Wade’s humor is another level.
That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying
Can I get a timestamp?
@@Crims0n9088 1:01:11
I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.
@@Kekedekes thanks, man
🤣🤣🤣
I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"
and she's happy he's killing wade
19:57
Mom comes in
Literally the entire audience sees chica for 15 seconds losing their shit the entire time
^^
I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"
thats because its an old one that he played and reposted it again 😞
Yeah, ditto. Hopefully it will happen again in a future episode.
@@supermariobros9527 did you say future episode?
Hello the past
@@Broman2980 Hello the past.
*before the stream*
wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to
mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh
Y-you guys playing Uno over there?
@@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”
Memento mori dude
Amy: are you killing everybody?
Mark: killing Wade apparently
Amy: good job, good job
Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure
@@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.
@@Myuutsuu85 XD
Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?
Wade: "oh my god im so dead"
Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"?
Wade: "I panicked."
Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic."
Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"
Welcome to : A N X I E T Y
Matthaeus As a toilet, I completely agree.
yeah these two would do well in post apocalypse world
panicked*
The real tittle is
"Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"
Under liked comment in my honest opinion
Yup
My favourite tittie
;)
underrated this needs a heart at least 5 k likes
29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs."
Cracks me up every time 🤣
The fact i came from a video from that title
@@hanzha same here
@@AlexGamer-rn2xo same
sounds like my daughter @korranirri
I just saw your comment when he said that 😂
I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough
Churches are just terrible anyway lmao
I think uts cause he us atheist
@@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps
@@daveotakuman8933 with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
Wade: silently driving away
the betrayer got betrayed xD
Plot twist: Wade betrays Mark
Wade would NeVErrRr lol I love this so much.
And thus the circle of betrayal is complete
Mark: *betrays Wade via bike*
Wade: no u
bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"
Bob? The nice one? Surely not!
As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"
As opposed to:
"Here yah go Mark!"
"Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins."
**BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE**
"...Wade?"
I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark
“We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.
" We're gonna live" In fact; they did not
I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."
Forgot the times.
The first one: 11:13
The second one: 11:28
Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD
It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD
Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!
Totally
i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P
@@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"
I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”
I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great
This is gold
@GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂
Wade: "I'm punching grass!"
Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"
I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).
NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.
@@dracophoenixttv which is never
1000th like
**Amy walks in**
Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy"
Amy: "You killing everybody?"
Mark: "Just Wade."
Amy: "Good Job. Good job."
Me: ...👀
Time?
@@gavin6993 19:50
@@marcywise1856 ty ❤
@@gavin6993 Np 😊
she has such mum vibes i love it
Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF
Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*
Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭
classic
11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious
Don’t forget
“We’Re In ThE dEsErT yA dInGuS…”
😂😂😂
Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.
Pepperidge farm remembers~
1 year later
What
@@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on UA-cam a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his UA-cam channel.
@@flynntaerias6943 I love Family Guy references!!
_Markiplier's song:_
*T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K*
*T* is for Two of us traveling together
*E* is for Everyone loves me
_"What?"_
*A* is for Always be there beside you
*M* is for Mark is trustworthy
_"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_
*W* is for Wade he is the best in the world
*O* is for Orange for the Bengals
*R* is for raring to go down the road
_"what was the last letter?" "K"_
*K* is for you'll be oKay
When was this?
@@clouded.2360 like 1:19:00
I like his safe song better tho
You need more likes
C is for the Cigar they left behind
Wade: Mark the birds!
Mark: That’s your problem man
Wade: No they’re on you
Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!!
Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Timestamp?
@@SproutTussle. About 9-10 minutes in
@@SproutTussle 25:29
I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.
“Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach
To be fair mark was prepared for it, in this case he's more of a Sadist-
@@rockstar292 Why do I hear maniacal laughter?
He is more sadist than masochist Ethan on the other hand
Hes neither
666th like.
"We're gonna survive, Right buddy?"
"...."
"Buddy?"
Wade: "Im good. How are you?"
wade does not answer:panik
he says "im good":kalm
he says "im good: PANIK
Bethesda NPCs.
Yo I do that to some time
I read this just when they said it, perfect timing
@@samanthawehrmeister421z
I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.
i looked, it no exist
He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while
I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...
Really?
for what?
Same bro I’m in Africa 😂
he never replied must be ded now XD
@@4ZRA3L562 that's a really stupid thing to say
Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing
Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible
Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤
On next episode of stupid ways that wade hurts himself: wade breaks his ankle while jumping up from his chair
It's stupid, but wade will make it work
I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.
Scp pleasssee
Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.
@@Isopants
thats kinda funny
Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?"
Wade:.........................
"I'm good. How are you?"
Officer: "How high are you?"
Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"
Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap"
Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*
they're just really big pokes
*rip and tear fades in*
He's just poking them with flying bullets
Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED!
Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?!
Wade: I panicked.
Mark: I told you not to PANIC!
Wade: yeah but you said it in a way that made me panic more!
Mark:That doesnt make any sense!
Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.
Sounds about right.
The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious.
Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL
Yup yup i agreed 😂
or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party
Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker
I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.
Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!"
Mark: "Don't do that Wade."
HEALING 100
101
wade did it to mark no it is mark's turn
ZorotheGallade The medic
*RESTORATION 100
@@uwu8725 thank you, someone fixed it
"If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one"
Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...
🤣
Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌
Mark: “Yeah about that…”
🤣🤣🤣
Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier-
Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*
Bloodthirsty elmo
no wade's alter ego is suffering elmo
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Sneezing elmo
My alter ego is using an Elmo hat as mask and running up to people and scaring them
“I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood”
Fuckin killed me
A yes. The trifecta to surviving a zombie apocalypse!
If this was minecraft, free arrow
hes ready for WAR
A decorative spear
@@flameyboy4184 what about the flint?
Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.
Oh.
What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?
@@Japhea It was 30 I think
@@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all
@@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either.
0:36
I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable
Wade has, so far:
Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing
Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing
Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group
??? More to come im sure
Wait what video did he dislocate his wrist?
@@meowkittymeowmeow2786 It's Uno. "Wade literally breaks his hand"
@@wildfirefox1 I can't find it. Did he delete it?
@@wolfychan4223 no he didnt
Wolfy Chan
It’s on mark’s channel
I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.
Hey I saw your comment on another video earlier
Hi
Great comment wanna be friend :]
@@infamousheadshaker3600 I like how you comment wanna my girlfriend :]
@@harkyreagan1089 well thats a way to get a girlfriend.
Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?!
Mark: *casual nervous laughter*
I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you
Mark, Bob, and Wade really need to play more on this game
So true
imagine if jack joined them too
@@callumburtt2206 that would be epic
Im sure they will be back when alpha 21 comes around becuase new content.
Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression,
Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing,
Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard
He is very accident prone.
truly the man we all must fear
Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.
Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?
@@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?
“I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...”
Bruh this killed me
I remember ur name last time u were at 5k something
Your doing good with subs! I'm already subbed to u heh
Lmao
When tho?
It’s funny how when Mark first stared playing 7 Days to Die, he need Wade for help, but now, this episode is an example of how Wade’s skills have just about completely abandoned him and went to Mark 😂
I was thinking the same thing!
Mark: It must be eggs that make the birds go crazy.
Me: No Mark I think they're just zombie birds.
Mark: "you okay?"
Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"*
Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity
Ram Muerto Animations 🤣🤣🤣
amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"
I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"
@@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"
"are you winning son?"
At 58:02. Mark saying no no no no sounded like him starting the chainsaw 🤣🤣
Wade: i want water
Also wade: *drinks water
*Gets diarrhea
*Gets thirstier
Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?”
Wade: “yes?”
I swear Wade is me
Mark most likely did the same thing and just made wade feel bad about it
Same
Don't you mean, you are Wade?
Wade is your spirit animal
Arthur Morgan grammar police!
Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup?
Because I do.
I fondly remember that
Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on UA-cam still bring up the turnips 😂
I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice
Lol turnip souppppp
he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming
Wade: screaming from zombies. Mark: *barley holding in laugh*
Wade: I'm punching grass
Mark, who is also punching grass: That's not barricading your house, what are you doing?!?! 😂
Amy: "You killin everybody?"
Mark: "Killin Wade apparently."
Amy: "Good Job, Good Job."
Barbara, is that you?
Barbara: Yes.
@Lonely Pluto That would explain Mark’s affinity for Barbara.
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
Wade: *Silently drives away*
*I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*
The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence
Oooohhh baby a triple!
I've watched this so many times. And every time when Wade exasperatedly says, "There was a surprise!" Just fills my heart with glee.
0:29
That moment when a veteran gives you instructions to survive for at least a day on your own... gives me chills when I play this for the first time
As of July 2020 Wade has:
- almost broke his nose doing Elmo impression
- dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing
- dislocated his wrist doing jazz hands
What a lad
True men break their hands and break their spinal cord when they sneeze
@@dragonturtlemax7438 i think he punched the table idk
I predict he's going to explode his knees just by breathing.
Love it
I’m starting to think he has EDS 😂
Mark: [Rides off into the sunset]
Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*
XDXD
Sounds just like something they would do haha
Lol
Elmo ONE SHOT ONE KILL
This is still one of my favorite videos. All 1 hour, 22 minutes and 42 seconds live rent free in my brain ball.
1:02 I can imagine Mark's character speaking to his friend on the phone while casually killing a zombie at the same time
Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression**
Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing**
Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands**
Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**
i hope that was recorded
Wade is not ok
Jesus is wade made of paper
The jazz hands incident is my personal favorite
Poor guy 😂
Wade dislocated his wrist when he clicked too fast during Uno that one time.
Nobody:
Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house
I like how accurate the game is when it makes you thirsty by taking painkillers
11:13 is the best summary of the birthday Wade had.
The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.
Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions
Shylah G. Exactly
Yea. Like siblings.
Bob is the only mature one.
@@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature
Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier
Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.
"Are ya winning, son?"
I didn’t think that existed
Imagine having parents lol :(.
No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol
@DCC 105 She literally walks into the room and her first question is "ya killin everyone?" Can you imagine your parents asking that if you were playing a game lol.
my man forgot that cactuses have water in them, laughed every single time he casually passed one by.
11:16 Wade: THERE WAS A SURPRISE!
Me: *laughing to death*
Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade*
The end: *Wade betrays Mark*
Yeah
@@opethium647, Thanx, same here, didn't expect someone with a taste in music like me to appear in the comments.
@@blazethedogo5943 no
@@blazethedogo5943 that doesn't even make grammatical or logical sense to be a word ANYWHERE in that sentence
@@jrcspiderman2003 I see now. I’m dumb
"You're going to be fine-"
"I fell off a roof and died."
"WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"
HeAltH
GrAviTy
LOL
He pinaked
@@naythanthompson9602 He told him not to panic! Lol
This video was uploaded over 2 years ago and I bet Wade is still looting that house to this day
29:00 the fact that Mark is like "how the hell would I have built a bike in real life? That's ridiculous" when one of his latest current hobbies is building and riding e-Bikes 😂😂
Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?"
Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently"
Amy: "Good job"
🤣
"Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020
They are in this game
No they are robots
birds arent real
imagine being this misinformed.... they're government drones smh
they are descendants of dinos
"FAMILY FRIENDLY WADE! FAMILY FRIENDLY!"
"THAT'S WHAT ME, DADDY, LIKES TO HEAR"
You can't have your cake and eat it too Mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark: „Punching Grass is not protecting your Building!“
Also mark: (punches grass)
Mark: "WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A ROOF?!"
Wade: "I panicked!"
Mark: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PANIK!!!!"
Wade:: "But you said it in a way that made me panik more!!!!"
Mark: "WHAT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-"
Mark is like the super talented guy that sets the difficulty super high and is like, "Yeah, this'll be easy" and Wade comes in like, "What do you mean combat skills?"
Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression.
Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest.
*not even 10 seconds later*
Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing.
Mark: I don't believe you!!!
why does the second thing sound more like Wade than the first?
Remember, Wade dislocated his wrist/hand during an Uno game as well
Wade: *Literally does anything*
Markiplier: You're killing me, Smalls.
This is one of my fave vids to revisit, the BFF for life vibes are tight
"There was a surprise!"
🤣 Wade is hilarious!
Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights
Also Mark: *we should move*
That church is really good. Elevated for one. And it has only one approachable entrance. Easy to defend
it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream
I like your username
Watch some of glock9’s vids on horde night every night and you’ll understand it’s better to just move from building to building
Wade: doesn't help do anything, pretends to loot a house while a zombie feeds on his corpse
Game just starts.
Mark: "Don't panic and you will be fine.". *Wade immediately panics and dies from falling off a roof*
its almost like we just watched the same fucking video
@@clickawayforyourowngood1915 wow, you must have lots of friends
It’s off with two f’s. Sorry, I just like seeing how people react to grammar corrections.
@@saladfish5 U right, and I don't mind. Sometimes I do tend to forget to use the right words.
Yes he is very weird
“I’M SO DEAD!”
“Your fine, just believe.”
“I FeLl OfF ThE RoOf AnD DiEd!”
😂😂🤣😅
I would actually love it if somebody sent Wade's entire stream VOD of this episode, because I've found and cleared Papi's house and would like to know how Wade managed to take it so slow.
"I will remember this come your birthday." Well, Mark's getting some Getting Over It time in his future
Lmao i read ur username as shaq O'lantern
God willing.
Nag nah, pogostuck
@@mellow2573 How did I never see this a year ago? LOL that's hilarious!
I love how the zombies didn't even kill Wade during the blood moon. It was him panicking and falling to his death.
I’ve gotten into the habit of watching this video in particular as well as mark’s newer videos on 7 days to die before I go to sleep. Now I can word for word somethings said in this video lmao
This, Superliminal, Sort the Court, and Powerwash Simulator. Depends how chaotic I want my dreams to be
I love that every time amy walks in during this video she has "are ya winnin son?" vibes, it's genuinely hilarious
Wade: *LITERALLY DYING*
Mark: "well how bout just don't?"
lol
Dying*
@Creemz there is no help for me😂
@@austinelledge7357 came here to see if someone corrected their grammar. Did not disappoint!
how the turn tables
Mark: *Betrays Wade on his B-day*
-After giving him the minibike
Wade: *Betrays Mark and leaves him a few vitamins in exchange*
Me: I wish I had a friendship like that!
Wade: I'm outside punching grass.
Mark, as he punches grass: Mr. Materials! That's not barricading your house!