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  • @matthewpool6508
    @matthewpool6508 5 років тому +6647

    Me trying to get someone to date me: "This is a free hand. See this hand, this is free. Somebody grab this hand."

    • @jennifert1682
      @jennifert1682 5 років тому +108

      That could work🤔

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 5 років тому +33

      Lmao me

    • @jennifert1682
      @jennifert1682 5 років тому +69

      @@saltyyangel why would you ask someone on a date while the other is ralling(?) off a cliff.... Like someone is actually in danger and you ask casually "this hand, is a free hand..." wtf man XD
      (I would love to see this as a movie or something... It's amazing 🤣)

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 5 років тому +11

      Jennifer T
      I was a burn.

    • @MishaBoylan
      @MishaBoylan 5 років тому +16

      I actually read that at the exact second he said it😂

  • @egschair9601
    @egschair9601 5 років тому +3817

    They all have their own noises
    Bob: french noises
    Jack: unholy noises
    Mark: loud noises

  • @franshaavisto299
    @franshaavisto299 5 років тому +2320

    Bob: * scared french noices *
    Jack: "Let's do this gamers!!"
    Mark: "iiiinteresting.."

  • @archerwarren4984
    @archerwarren4984 4 роки тому +3076

    Underrated line:
    6:44 "WHY DO I HAVE DINGUS AND DANGUS HOLDING ON TO ME?!" -Jack

    • @raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803
      @raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 3 роки тому +3

      I love you pfp

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 3 роки тому +2

      @@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 Yeah it's a great so bad it's good

    • @raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803
      @raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 3 роки тому +4

      @@lucasnadamas9317 yeah, lol
      The only thing I don't like about it is how it's the same thing everytime

    • @sc00byd00d
      @sc00byd00d 2 роки тому +2

      The best part is that I read this comment seconds before it happened on screen. I had a minor stroke thinking I was suddenly able to hear comments

    • @mintsuga666
      @mintsuga666 2 роки тому +1

      Dingus dangle dangus dammit

  • @chloes1815
    @chloes1815 5 років тому +4325

    Bob: is French
    Sean: is a smol girl who keeps screaming
    Mark: “vErY iNtErEsTinG cHoiCeS”

    • @SebasRe
      @SebasRe 5 років тому +43

      That's a pretty accurate summary of this video xD

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 5 років тому +4

      Sebastián Ré
      Yep! 😂

    • @sammyh5304
      @sammyh5304 5 років тому +3

      😆

    • @tyrakianna3489
      @tyrakianna3489 5 років тому +5

      How long did it take you to type marks part 🤣 cause doing that thing takes forever 😭

    • @sadrat5375
      @sadrat5375 5 років тому +8

      It is *BÖB*

  • @kaweemer
    @kaweemer 5 років тому +3613

    "Can we just toss it to the end?"
    Mark:good lu-
    *coin gets yeeted at light speed*

    • @vibrant_missy
      @vibrant_missy 5 років тому +39

      nothing else then kaweem Y E EE T T

    • @saraann23
      @saraann23 5 років тому +41

      I have watched 2 other groups play this and that seems to be the first thing they all do. Just yeet it at super sonic speed. Which is the most hilarious thing to watch in a game about physics and gravity. That kind of momentum in games is just awesome. Game Grumps actually managed to dunk it many times by tossing and the Derp Crew were able to toss each other at coins and catch that player as that player grabbed the coin. So all that that they suggested is possible and doable in this game.

    • @kaweemer
      @kaweemer 5 років тому +5

      SaraAnn23 interesting!

    • @abstrato7685
      @abstrato7685 5 років тому +5

      *s P o I L e R A l E r T*

    • @kaweemer
      @kaweemer 5 років тому +2

      @@abstrato7685 SoRry

  • @crashtestdummy9985
    @crashtestdummy9985 5 років тому +2500

    "I don't need friends...they disappoint me!"
    "I've never heard you make that sound before!"
    "I feel like I'm getting a prostate exam right now!"
    "Guys, I found my calling in life: it's letting you go at the most inopportune times!"
    Jack

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 5 років тому +40

      The best of Jacksepticeye

    • @ruwi4635
      @ruwi4635 5 років тому +8

      HAYWGAGAH

    • @yogawarriorgirl
      @yogawarriorgirl 5 років тому +58

      You forgot "We are just an orgy of disappointment right now"

    • @meeso
      @meeso 5 років тому +4

      wheres the prostate exam part?

    • @sowmyoats
      @sowmyoats 5 років тому +4

      @@meeso 37:12

  • @shawnahoffman4940
    @shawnahoffman4940 4 роки тому +2891

    To anyone confused: what Mark says at 31:40 is “My turn to go”.

    • @angrycupcake7788
      @angrycupcake7788 4 роки тому +239

      MY TURN NNNN IGO

    • @meganfietsam264
      @meganfietsam264 4 роки тому +454

      Ok, not to be that one person but i was like oh no, Please don’t say what I thought you said

    • @zarnox3071
      @zarnox3071 4 роки тому +278

      31:37 would be a better timestamp.

    • @lexethereal8807
      @lexethereal8807 4 роки тому +289

      @@meganfietsam264 You weren't the only one. So glad to be wrong. SOOOOOO Glad to be wrong.

    • @Soccerlfe
      @Soccerlfe 4 роки тому +133

      Thanks other people might think he said the n word they better find this of they will be mad at mark for saying that

  • @abby_367
    @abby_367 4 роки тому +8024

    i took a shot of water every time they said "interesting" and can confidently say that i am in fact, very hydrated

    • @rhiannonphoenix5426
      @rhiannonphoenix5426 4 роки тому +279

      I should do that
      That's actually a very good technique for getting a good habit

    • @chip5892
      @chip5892 4 роки тому +140

      I only drink water when watching Markiplier.

    • @dawn1381
      @dawn1381 4 роки тому +173

      @@chip5892 That's...that's a problem XD

    • @Vesperi__
      @Vesperi__ 4 роки тому +65

      ikr i went through about 4 glasses of water in the span of 10 mins😂

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 4 роки тому +55

      Now with alcohol

  • @katherineryan7126
    @katherineryan7126 5 років тому +2329

    I NEED an animation of this where they're all just tangling themselves into knots trying to climb a mountain.

  • @redfox0008
    @redfox0008 5 років тому +1063

    3 stages of teamwork:
    1. “grab my hand”
    2. “grab the coin”
    3. “gimme kiss”

    • @TheRavepartycat
      @TheRavepartycat 5 років тому +29

      GUMPS APROVED

    • @sirmiles1820
      @sirmiles1820 5 років тому +13

      thats how relationship works bro too

    • @ohemdoublegee
      @ohemdoublegee 5 років тому +12

      Spider kkkkiiiuuuussss?

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 5 років тому +13

      3 stages of chaos
      1. "The farts"
      2. "AAAAAHHAAAHAH The French"
      3. "Arin, noooooooooo!"

    • @jonathana1572
      @jonathana1572 5 років тому +3

      Take my hand!! haha the French xD

  • @shogunbirds6589
    @shogunbirds6589 4 роки тому +1538

    alternitive title: "Three men share one collective brain cell"

  • @Phisotomoc
    @Phisotomoc 5 років тому +728

    "WHAT EVEN AM I?!"
    Me: A geodude?

  • @vonnebula6188
    @vonnebula6188 5 років тому +1931

    "You right"
    "GAMER"
    "Hon Hon"
    Someone needs to tally all of this

    • @Hirosjimma
      @Hirosjimma 5 років тому +86

      Interesting
      Very interesting

    • @pink9949
      @pink9949 5 років тому +26

      Yes interesting I'm listening

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 5 років тому +166

      Done and done
      "Interesting" - 59 times (counted Mark, Sean, and Bob, each individual instance of the word counted as one separate time)
      "You right" - 25 times (all three counted)
      "Gamers" - 11 times (Sean and Bob counted, Mark never said it)
      Bob's French noises - 36 times ("hon-hon-hon" counted as one instance, if someone said something in between or more than two seconds elapsed, another "hon-hon" was counted as a separate instance)
      Enjoy

    • @vonnebula6188
      @vonnebula6188 5 років тому +30

      Elijah you absolute friggin' legend

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 5 років тому +31

      Von Nebula thank you, and tonight I will tally the counts on the mega episode with Wade. Spoiler: I’ve already done “don’t touch me” and it’s surprisingly low ;-;

  • @ChillinSicilian
    @ChillinSicilian 5 років тому +3907

    Bob: “Hon, hon, hon”
    Sean: “Gamer”
    Mark: “Interesting”

  • @sirennightshade4977
    @sirennightshade4977 3 роки тому +153

    22:35 Bob saying, "I did this, I would like all the credit please," is peak mood.

  • @skylarblue1246
    @skylarblue1246 5 років тому +3727

    “You’re coated in Jack’s juices.”
    “I don’t like that sentence.”

  • @samanthawoo9806
    @samanthawoo9806 5 років тому +683

    *Bob and Jack kidnapping Mark*
    “THIS IS HOW FRIENDS WORK”

    • @jasonmichael3634
      @jasonmichael3634 5 років тому +9

      Well ur not wrong

    • @lookatthisuniqueusername7262
      @lookatthisuniqueusername7262 5 років тому +17

      *"We stole a friend"*

    • @arghyaneedsleep
      @arghyaneedsleep 5 років тому +11

      @@jasonmichael3634 So you're saying I can kidnap somebody and then they'll become my friend? Imma go try it out.

    • @jasonmichael3634
      @jasonmichael3634 5 років тому +5

      @@arghyaneedsleep
      Yes, that will totally work👍

    • @Pappa_Mac
      @Pappa_Mac 2 роки тому +3

      It's usually how my friends get me to hang out

  • @swag4178
    @swag4178 4 роки тому +5278

    “you’re covered in jacks juices”
    “i-i don’t like that sentence” ._.

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 4 роки тому +580

    17:15
    Jack: "Why don't you just toss it into the end?"
    Bob: "Oh yeah! Can we just toss it to the end?"
    Mark: "O-oh yeah *gOoD LuCk."*
    Bob: *_"YEET!!!"_*

    • @Himmel-Himmel
      @Himmel-Himmel 3 роки тому +1

      your stephen strange pfp ✨🖤

  • @MrGoose-vn1lp
    @MrGoose-vn1lp 5 років тому +2535

    *Bob uploads 12 min video*
    Me: "I prefer the real quality content"
    *Jack uploads 23 min video*
    Me: "I said the REAL quality content!"
    *Mark uploads 57 min video*
    Me: "Perfection"

    • @zha6159
      @zha6159 5 років тому +158

      The thing is Mark knows people will watch the 57 minute video

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 5 років тому +20

      @@zha6159 heck yeah 😂😂😂 i already watched jacks hahah

    • @yrmotcb
      @yrmotcb 5 років тому +57

      Mr. Goose i did even realize it was 57 minutes until i seen this comment, i was laughing too much to even care 😂

    • @zha6159
      @zha6159 5 років тому +3

      @@zandermercury9308 yeah I did yesterday lol

    • @zolab6544
      @zolab6544 5 років тому +12

      I'm watching all 3 so that's a full hour plus of the same/ diff content

  • @cameronaberner
    @cameronaberner 5 років тому +757

    Bob: 12 minutes
    Jack: 25 minutes
    Mark: BI***, HOLD MY BEER

    • @raelynfey
      @raelynfey 5 років тому +36

      But he can't drink hahahaha

    • @Hayden-er7ke
      @Hayden-er7ke 5 років тому +62

      @@raelynfey That's why he told Chica to hold his beer. xD

    • @AshleyGossett
      @AshleyGossett 5 років тому +8

      Austin Berner Hell Yeah, I can always count on Mark! 🙌🏻

    • @JKRKuh
      @JKRKuh 5 років тому +4

      HOLY SHIT

    • @Kyla8132
      @Kyla8132 5 років тому +6

      The FULL experience.

  • @kenjikiseki
    @kenjikiseki 5 років тому +744

    Dear please someone animate this. There’s so much that can be used. Lol.

  • @redlion834
    @redlion834 2 роки тому +112

    48:48 is such a movie moment. You think Mark’s going to be enveloped by the fart cloud forever and then you see him flying out of it with one epic swing

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 Рік тому +5

      At 48:21 Mark's "I'm comiiiiiiing! Fuck!" kills me every time 😂

  • @slash_jay
    @slash_jay 5 років тому +526

    Jack: "Mark you used to be an engineer, figure it out" ~ 14:51
    Mark: *war flashbacks*

    • @darceyfrkovic3165
      @darceyfrkovic3165 5 років тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @maizamiuchida
      @maizamiuchida 5 років тому +7

      More like first gmod sandbox video flashback

    • @user-tt2xj7hv5x
      @user-tt2xj7hv5x 5 років тому +2

      when u dont timestamp for the lazy people that dont watch the full video

    • @masturaarmaya7555
      @masturaarmaya7555 5 років тому +4

      @@maizamiuchida *Intense Rocket Chair flashback*

    • @ak-cardwell
      @ak-cardwell 5 років тому

      @@user-tt2xj7hv5x just double the speed

  • @CherryBlossomKid
    @CherryBlossomKid 5 років тому +1344

    "WHAT EVEN AM I?"
    Me: *A masterpiece, Mark. A masterpiece.*

  • @ry6870
    @ry6870 4 роки тому +654

    45:28 I love Bob's line "I am absolutely not going in the hole I'm hiding right here and you can't make me."

    • @ghoste_8543
      @ghoste_8543 Рік тому +1

      Same could be said about “casual swing”

  • @SnazzleTuft
    @SnazzleTuft 4 роки тому +240

    41:27
    *"That's why they call me, OOPS MC GEE."*

  • @kamiphobos
    @kamiphobos 5 років тому +840

    Therapist: Anxiety isn't something you can see.
    Me: *Shows this game*

  • @leavingthezone876
    @leavingthezone876 5 років тому +846

    “We don’t need your pity, game.” Meanwhile the rope is a way to get more coins with a mini game.

    • @faithferguson9942
      @faithferguson9942 5 років тому +4

      LeavingTheZone *pity

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 5 років тому +1

      Pffft, wait, really?

    • @SOLIDaegis
      @SOLIDaegis 5 років тому +3

      Mdb Gamer yes xD the grumps played it and it’s like coin basket ball and stuff.

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 5 років тому

      Ah

  • @dubbkin
    @dubbkin 5 років тому +154

    52:09
    "Here we go guys!"
    *slams them all into a spiked wall*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @chipb.5444
    @chipb.5444 4 роки тому +107

    something about jack’s screams as he plummets to his death sends me into a fit of giggles

  • @legendarylawbro1413
    @legendarylawbro1413 5 років тому +1658

    Bob: “Your covered in Jack’s juices!?!?!!”
    Mark: “I don’t like that sentence...”
    Also Mark: “I aM tHe GlUe!!!!!!”

    • @soldiernix8550
      @soldiernix8550 5 років тому +23

      Me and my parents.
      I am the glue

    • @xueyangtew2456
      @xueyangtew2456 5 років тому +14

      *sniffs mark and gets high*

    • @mcqueendies
      @mcqueendies 5 років тому +5

      *You're

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 років тому +13

      I feel like you know why he didn't like that sentence.

    • @meanncat3050
      @meanncat3050 5 років тому +11

      @@tylergendron7910 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @leaf1820
    @leaf1820 5 років тому +259

    Almost dies
    Jack: "Ahhhhhhhhh"
    Mark: "OOOOOOOOOOO :o"
    Bob " *French intensifies* "

  • @trystan3612
    @trystan3612 4 роки тому +685

    Jack: Ok, Wangus and Dangus, are you ready?
    Mark: Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting.
    Bob: *Frenching Intensifies*

    • @jenniebray4150
      @jenniebray4150 2 роки тому +3

      It was like he was a French person trying to play video games

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 4 роки тому +500

    "Do you trust me?"
    "I trust you."
    So wholesome.

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 4 роки тому +18

      Until you realize they never trusted each other.

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 5 років тому +231

    31:31
    Mark: *"IM COMEING THROUGH HERE"*
    Bob: "HOLY SHIT"
    Jack: "FUUUCK"
    Bob: "OMG"
    Jack: "OK OK"
    Mark: *"MY TURN TO GO"* **dies**
    Everyone: *W H E E Z E S*
    My favorite part of this whole video xD

    • @blows3914
      @blows3914 5 років тому +3

      Lozzie the llama :3 LMAOO ITS BOB NOT WADE

    • @hunterkase612
      @hunterkase612 2 роки тому +15

      I'm so glad you typed what he said cause i thought he said sum else

    • @sinisterwombat3128
      @sinisterwombat3128 2 роки тому

      @@hunterkase612 My turn, N-word!

    • @OfficialDoctorHawk
      @OfficialDoctorHawk 2 роки тому +2

      @@hunterkase612 It reminds me of that one clip of one of one of his Prop Hunt videos where he thought Wade said the n-word.

    • @haddenandre7514
      @haddenandre7514 2 роки тому +1

      I though he said the n word 💀

  • @Dandan-cm3gg
    @Dandan-cm3gg 5 років тому +945

    Mark: Interesting
    Jack: I got this gamers
    Bob: “French Noises”

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 5 років тому +1

      Bob didn't made french noises.

    • @mary-qv1lz
      @mary-qv1lz 5 років тому +5

      Jack was more like “I’m the boss now”😂

    • @trainsconfigure8016
      @trainsconfigure8016 5 років тому +4

      @@Mabra51 r/wooosh

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 5 років тому

      @@trainsconfigure8016 There's no woosh, Bob wasn't making "french noises".

    • @bplionel2
      @bplionel2 5 років тому

      Dan: "The French!"

  • @SplittToons
    @SplittToons 5 років тому +460

    35:31
    “We need to wHafdgfHOOOOOOO”
    -Bob

    • @nienbloon
      @nienbloon 4 роки тому +8

      He’s French, what can I say 😂😂😂 I fucking love those moments, someone should time stamp all the French moments, I’m too lazy

  • @justfloatingthrough2457
    @justfloatingthrough2457 2 роки тому +37

    Bob’s “I can’t quit you!” @ 23:10 gets me every time haha.

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp 11 місяців тому +5

      it comes completely unprompted, and the fact that he interrupted himself to say it is hysterical!

  • @gryffinpuff4343
    @gryffinpuff4343 5 років тому +407

    For real haven’t laughed this hard in a while 🤣
    The amount of comedic chemistry these boys have is through the goddamn roof.

    • @IcedArt372
      @IcedArt372 4 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @carysthuma2963
      @carysthuma2963 4 роки тому +5

      Omg yes! My parents have been fighting alot lately and I went to watch Mark to cheer me up. I found this video and I forgot about all my worries instantly. These boys are great!

    • @BlueEyedRaven_
      @BlueEyedRaven_ 4 роки тому

      YEET

    • @trulymoody7982
      @trulymoody7982 4 роки тому +2

      Did you see the hour long pogostuck video? That’s a top tier pick

    • @gryffinpuff4343
      @gryffinpuff4343 4 роки тому

      Truly Admirable omg hell yes I did. Literal gold.

  • @TheRealScoobert2000
    @TheRealScoobert2000 5 років тому +575

    Mark: "My turn to go!"
    *Dies immediately*

    • @mithrilknightx4681
      @mithrilknightx4681 5 років тому +45

      Real talk I thought it was "My turn n-" for like the slightest second but knew better immediately after.

    • @chiomaa5168
      @chiomaa5168 5 років тому +10

      Mithril KnightX samee, I got so shook

    • @donovanwilson840
      @donovanwilson840 5 років тому +7

      Mithril KnightX I got so scared

    • @callysta5160
      @callysta5160 5 років тому +11

      @@mithrilknightx4681 i was so shook and had to play it like twice oof

    • @SoullessJalbino
      @SoullessJalbino 5 років тому +2

      @@mithrilknightx4681 Same lmaooo

  • @AadenKDragon
    @AadenKDragon 5 років тому +1098

    "But it's not red.. It's pink!"
    *says the man who made pink his main color for over a solid fucking year and even has a character who embodies pink while murdering*

    • @CertifiedDumbassery
      @CertifiedDumbassery 3 роки тому +14

      Yep that's mark for ya

    • @finn6177
      @finn6177 2 роки тому +50

      ...i somehow read masterbating instead of murdering and i didnt question it at all...

    • @maddogmadison6379
      @maddogmadison6379 2 роки тому +7

      Warfstache

    • @toastmations
      @toastmations 2 роки тому +3

      Don't forget his good ol' pink mustache!

    • @Meyr3356
      @Meyr3356 2 роки тому +3

      @@finn6177 yeah, it do be that way sometimes.

  • @gipsyundead
    @gipsyundead 4 роки тому +50

    26:17 If Bob was a Street Fighter character then that would be would his sound. Hadouken for Ryu and Ken, Hadugu for Bob

  • @Superchicken_36
    @Superchicken_36 5 років тому +852

    Everyone: *dies horribly*
    Also everyone: Interesting

  • @dersiebteschatten
    @dersiebteschatten 5 років тому +760

    Bob: Okay, we need a good swi...
    Jack launching the whole group: GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
    Mark: Interesting...

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 5 років тому +90

    48:51 Mark comes flying out of the cloud like a damn hero.

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 5 років тому

      Obi-Wan Kenobi but you were the chosen one!!

  • @saigey
    @saigey 4 роки тому +92

    25:40 "ooh a drilldo"
    *literally makes an actual drilldo just 6 days later.....*

  • @tomcruiseREAL
    @tomcruiseREAL 5 років тому +550

    Mark: "Up through the hole"
    Jack: "I *AM* the hole"

    • @Nixxinity
      @Nixxinity 5 років тому +7

      ....
      *a minute later*
      *dirty part of mind activates*
      OH HECK NO XD

    • @ST4RC4SM
      @ST4RC4SM 5 років тому +8

      oh my... SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @GGMathi69
      @GGMathi69 5 років тому +4

      @@ST4RC4SM no

    • @Minizemful
      @Minizemful 5 років тому +2

      This is why they stopped playing together.

    • @ahfreshair9242
      @ahfreshair9242 5 років тому

      Mini Zem
      Playing together, hm?
      *Playing with WHAT?* 😳

  • @greg4194
    @greg4194 5 років тому +954

    The plot of every movie: "Grab the thing and let's get the hell out of here!"

  • @petergallagher1790
    @petergallagher1790 5 років тому +706

    “You’re covered in Jack’s juices!!”
    “I don’t like that sentence..”

    • @kettlepetal3138
      @kettlepetal3138 5 років тому +21

      Peter Gallagher sEpTIpliEr awAaY

    • @SylvainCosmos
      @SylvainCosmos 5 років тому +19

      @@kettlepetal3138
      IT IS MADNESS TO SPEAK OF THAT NAME

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 5 років тому +1

      I like it

    • @xarsash
      @xarsash 5 років тому +10

      Chicken Nugghetti please commit non-septiplier cringe.

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 5 років тому +1

      @@xarsash oh he just committed it so hard, probably still is.

  • @Procraftbrother
    @Procraftbrother 4 роки тому +33

    26:18
    Bob: 😬 Hodj bé GOH!!!
    28:32
    Bob (again): How am I suddenly the one closest to the spikes?!
    Jack: AAAAAAAEEEEEEEGH!!!!!
    Me: did Jack just turn into some kind of dinosaur??!

  • @theblankghostiiie7545
    @theblankghostiiie7545 5 років тому +2462

    "Shove it in shove it in"
    *weird moaning*
    Jack: "I feel like I'm getting a prostate exam"
    I'm terrified
    Also
    "Spike me on the spike deddy"

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 років тому +210

    Mark: What Even Am I?
    Jack: If 🤛🤢🤜 is not me, I don't know what is

  • @alyssawarring5884
    @alyssawarring5884 5 років тому +107

    Can we just appreciate how good and funny of a save that was 39:54
    Mark: we are the grea-
    Jack: OhHhHhHhH
    Bob: *is still French*

  • @chancetyler2764
    @chancetyler2764 4 роки тому +33

    Who knew that Bob was French XD
    51:37 Bob: *Frenching intensifies*
    i'm dying X'D

  • @masterchairstacker5691
    @masterchairstacker5691 5 років тому +424

    Within the first two minutes “here grab my hand”
    Me an avid game grump watcher: *sweats intensely*

    • @TKOdarkshadow
      @TKOdarkshadow 5 років тому +14

      MY HAND, GRAB IT!

    • @goodolmeplant5809
      @goodolmeplant5809 5 років тому +9

      @@TKOdarkshadow GRAB MY HAND

    • @ogladaczr.t.3168
      @ogladaczr.t.3168 5 років тому

      meanwhile achievement hunter is just yelling and zappin'

    • @Peanuts1000
      @Peanuts1000 5 років тому +2

      GRAB MY HAND. You didn't grab my hand.

    • @goofystar97
      @goofystar97 5 років тому +1

      We could have made it, if only you... grab my hand

  • @broseidon1658
    @broseidon1658 5 років тому +331

    Bob: *”You’re just covered in Jack’s juices.”*
    Mark: _”I don’t like that sentence.”_

    • @SG-pu3rx
      @SG-pu3rx 5 років тому +31

      He got septiplier era flashbacks

    • @dragonfruiity
      @dragonfruiity 5 років тому +25

      @@broseidon1658 Same, yikes 😂 I'm so happy that they're doing stuff together again and I really hope the Septiplier people don't make it weird for them again 😓

    • @ElysianLilith
      @ElysianLilith 5 років тому +1

      You right

    • @ElysianLilith
      @ElysianLilith 5 років тому

      @Shooting Star in the first level lol

    • @dragonfruiity
      @dragonfruiity 5 років тому +1

      @Kassandra 409 exactlyyy

  • @chansen9815
    @chansen9815 5 років тому +179

    i honestly miss videos like this, mark and his friends just having a good time make the best videos

  • @weirdroadkill
    @weirdroadkill 4 роки тому +644

    Mark: “a drilldo”
    Me, a *[REDACTED]* fan: *checks date of posting suspiciously*
    The date it was uploaded: nov.10th
    Me: *screams in foreshadowing*

  • @jellybean5669
    @jellybean5669 5 років тому +1082

    "iNtErEsTiNg"
    "GaMeR"
    "hOn HoN hOn"

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 4 роки тому +12

      And ‘epic gamer moment’

    • @ScruffyGD
      @ScruffyGD 4 роки тому +2

      what?

    • @amandabrightwell555
      @amandabrightwell555 3 роки тому +7

      @@ScruffyGD that's that they say most off the time like Mark is "iNtErEsTiNg" Jack is "gAmEr" and Bob is "hOn hOn hOn"

    • @misterratman
      @misterratman 3 роки тому +16

      love that google offered to translate this specific comment to english. very helpful.

    • @cabbage_patch_child
      @cabbage_patch_child 3 роки тому +3

      Pfft is translates hon hon hon to she she she

  • @lexieweekes4437
    @lexieweekes4437 4 роки тому +5436

    Bob really said “frenching intensifies” and we aren’t talking about it

    • @knitwit9447
      @knitwit9447 4 роки тому +55

      Im just trying to block it out of my memory lol

    • @damienbernard7444
      @damienbernard7444 4 роки тому +143

      51:37 is when it happens fo anyone who wants to know.

    • @justarandomrat3235
      @justarandomrat3235 4 роки тому +17

      Welp I don't know why u want to talk about it or it's bc I'm stupid xp

    • @ripudude
      @ripudude 4 роки тому +35

      Why would we? Bob and the gang have all said things so much worse than that.

    • @apocalypseone7078
      @apocalypseone7078 4 роки тому +13

      Just let it sink in like everything else in this video

  • @zombiemex4043
    @zombiemex4043 5 років тому +257

    Grumps: "Grab my hand."
    Mark and the bois: "Very interesting."

  • @barbedfungus3877
    @barbedfungus3877 3 роки тому +41

    Jack: "Im just yelling encouragement"
    Jack five seconds earlier: YOUR HOLDING ME DOWN"

  • @kosherkitties5897
    @kosherkitties5897 5 років тому +157

    7:40-9:00 was so damn funny with Mark and Jack just repeatedly falling right to their deaths, I had to take 3 breaks so that I could breathe.

    • @chantalrosemcvay3101
      @chantalrosemcvay3101 4 роки тому +2

      “you’re covered in jacks juices”
      “i-i don’t like that sentence” ._.

    • @TsunamiTheWolf
      @TsunamiTheWolf 2 роки тому

      The little "eeeeeeeee" from Jack's character each time he fell had me dying 😂

  • @bee8632
    @bee8632 5 років тому +2700

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Mark: *A D R I L L D O*

    • @ramenrequiem
      @ramenrequiem 5 років тому +91

      Reminded me of that Unus Annus video where they made breakfast with one lmao

    • @bee8632
      @bee8632 5 років тому +34

      @@ramenrequiem I am SO glad someone remembered that xdd

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 4 роки тому +18

      interestinginteresting very interesting

    • @shortsandwich5573
      @shortsandwich5573 4 роки тому +17

      25:41

    • @emmamora7
      @emmamora7 4 роки тому +8

      Bubbly Ramen Yes, too bad it’ll be gone in like 3 months from now.

  • @forsakenpotato
    @forsakenpotato 5 років тому +836

    Most underrated and underappreciated joke in this whole video: drilldo

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +15

      Upon googling there's 2 variants.
      1) A brand name type attachment set for a hand-held reciprocating saw. This allows you to change the saw from a sawing tool into a thrusting tool.
      2) Silicon drills used generally as attachments on BDSM style sexmachines. You get strapped in and, well, I assume you can imagine the rest.

    • @ONLY_RR7
      @ONLY_RR7 5 років тому +5

      Why would you google that?

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +11

      @@ONLY_RR7 Curiosity?

    • @Esyowi
      @Esyowi 5 років тому +5

      @@DraconicDuelist thanks chief

    • @spookden5243
      @spookden5243 5 років тому +7

      the forbidden dildo number 2

  • @iamacommonman7122
    @iamacommonman7122 2 роки тому +12

    I come back to this episode many times just to hear Mark's "Interesting. Interesting" (27:40)
    Imagine him falling off a very high place and saying interesting interesting with worried tone🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christenpassini1095
    @christenpassini1095 5 років тому +252

    "I can't quit you!" -bob in a southern accent
    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

    • @herpderpsami8275
      @herpderpsami8275 5 років тому +7

      BrokeJack Mountain

    • @christenpassini1095
      @christenpassini1095 5 років тому +1

      @@herpderpsami8275 you made my comment 100% better

    • @herpderpsami8275
      @herpderpsami8275 5 років тому

      @@christenpassini1095 No problem friend, I'm here to uplift and support the gamer community with my Positive Mental Attitude and my sick jokes🤘😎

    • @christenpassini1095
      @christenpassini1095 5 років тому +1

      @@herpderpsami8275 you are awesome!

    • @herpderpsami8275
      @herpderpsami8275 5 років тому

      @@christenpassini1095 Thanks, so are you!!

  • @motherhen6404
    @motherhen6404 5 років тому +158

    "Mark you're going to have to let go."
    "OK"
    *Death*
    lol

  • @zach_boi8872
    @zach_boi8872 5 років тому +135

    41:27
    THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
    *markiplier confusion face*
    HOOPS MCGEE

  • @bluebaby4120
    @bluebaby4120 4 роки тому +44

    "you're coated in Jack's juices"
    Well that's a fanfic and a half right there

  • @justachickennugget1625
    @justachickennugget1625 5 років тому +405

    Jack: SUP GAMERS
    Bob: **FRENCH NOISES**
    Mark: **LAUGHING**

    • @yobozo720
      @yobozo720 5 років тому +7

      Actually Mark: Very Interesting

    • @baumbeau
      @baumbeau 5 років тому

      Edit:
      Jack:*Moans*

  • @aldude9511
    @aldude9511 5 років тому +147

    12:59 *Jack and Mark high 5*
    Jack: "TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDY!"

    • @SGMC64
      @SGMC64 5 років тому +2

      Hi I am the first guy in ur comment cuz no body did. Probably you distracted me from your joke.

    • @diaquallo
      @diaquallo 5 років тому

      It's top of morning

    • @kettlepetal3138
      @kettlepetal3138 5 років тому +2

      Dia Quallo I’d say it’s “topadamornin”

    • @deviantevie1814
      @deviantevie1814 5 років тому +1

      @@diaquallo ok boomer

  • @NumdegasedUHC
    @NumdegasedUHC 5 років тому +966

    “I... have an idea.”
    Famous last words

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 4 роки тому +191

    It's crazy how they were actually doing pretty well before Wade showed up

  • @sarawadsworth3449
    @sarawadsworth3449 5 років тому +457

    Ethan: Wingus
    Tyler: Dingus
    Mark: Wangus
    Bob: Dangus
    Wade: Wongus?
    Jack: Dongus?

    • @raspberieproductions444
      @raspberieproductions444 5 років тому +25

      I like the way you think

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie 5 років тому +18

      I’m here for quality comments like this

    • @JR-mq5ck
      @JR-mq5ck 5 років тому +4

      Yes it is official now

    • @lightninjohn5651
      @lightninjohn5651 5 років тому +9

      That indicates that there are four other people
      Wengus
      Dengus
      Wungus and
      Dungus

    • @sarawadsworth3449
      @sarawadsworth3449 5 років тому +9

      @@lightninjohn5651 Amy and Katherine can be another two!

  • @Nyaa_Margarita
    @Nyaa_Margarita 5 років тому +450

    Title: " WHAT EVEN AM I?!"
    Me: "oh I know what you are...........
    A Geodude."

    • @pink9949
      @pink9949 5 років тому

      Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @theripeorange7951
      @theripeorange7951 5 років тому +2

      I would like you to know, that i had a smile on my face before this comment, now it is more of a look of frustration because I cannot unsee it. I curse you and thank you all at once.

    • @parkersumwalt8078
      @parkersumwalt8078 5 років тому +9

      I'm just going to say what we are all thinking:
      A man who owns FIVE OVENS

    • @divi2270
      @divi2270 5 років тому +1

      @@parkersumwalt8078 U RIGHT

    • @frizzle7555
      @frizzle7555 5 років тому +1

      Oh hell yeah.

  • @datdragonboi9354
    @datdragonboi9354 5 років тому +322

    3:38 lost opportunity to say “ *I’LL NEVER LET GO JACK!!!* ”

    • @demonvlogs5962
      @demonvlogs5962 4 роки тому +9

      i was looking for someone to say that XD

  • @weird_ghostix3889
    @weird_ghostix3889 4 роки тому +173

    GUYS MARK DID NOT SAY THE N-WORD AT 31:37! He said “to go.” Full sentence being “my turn to go.”

    • @giant4331
      @giant4331 4 роки тому +13

      I almost thought myself for a seoond.

    • @colevandyken2871
      @colevandyken2871 4 роки тому +17

      Would’ve been funnier if he said it...besides him getting canceled

    • @afrokitty2222
      @afrokitty2222 4 роки тому +9

      Thank you I came for this explanation lol 🤣

    • @ixtrippy7261
      @ixtrippy7261 4 роки тому +1

      No he did play it back on .50 speed

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 4 роки тому +28

      @@ixtrippy7261 - I can assure you he did not

  • @cdiz1823
    @cdiz1823 5 років тому +385

    Bob: Let go Jack
    Titanic: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Rendolf45
    @Rendolf45 5 років тому +278

    "Which hand do I let go of?"
    *"You right."*

    • @ElysianLilith
      @ElysianLilith 5 років тому +4

      I loved that Jack referenced that I really loved that meme lol

    • @yuta_666
      @yuta_666 5 років тому

      🤣

  • @cheapspaghetti8985
    @cheapspaghetti8985 5 років тому +62

    40:18 they all said "Oh no" In unison omfg
    They knew their fate.

  • @h_vmpiri9349
    @h_vmpiri9349 Рік тому +9

    40:38
    Bob: "Thats a little flo-" *Casually catches coin like a ninja*

  • @noelrodriguez6625
    @noelrodriguez6625 5 років тому +153

    *Mark, Bob, and Jack try something*
    Mark, Bob, or Jack: _"Interesting, interesting, very interesting.."_

  • @marycarmen5032
    @marycarmen5032 5 років тому +112

    “interesting, interesting” - scientists collecting data or three grown men flailing their gangly video game arms everywhere

  • @DarknovaMusicOfficial
    @DarknovaMusicOfficial 5 років тому +385

    Ï don't need friends, they dissapoint me" - Relatable Jack Quote

    • @quinnvuncannon6191
      @quinnvuncannon6191 5 років тому +18

      Darknova its from a vineeeee

    • @elijahmccreary4267
      @elijahmccreary4267 5 років тому +4

      I’ve got a felling he might feel left out.

    • @dazc9965
      @dazc9965 5 років тому +1

      OLD meme

    • @Ganjamm
      @Ganjamm 5 років тому +7

      @@quinnvuncannon6191 it's not from vine, it's from a old commercial audition. Damn Zommers

    • @mewvortex2867
      @mewvortex2867 5 років тому +11

      @@Ganjamm Ok Boomer.

  • @laurakastrup
    @laurakastrup 4 роки тому +6

    25:22
    Jack: I'm just yelling encouragements!
    Me: On brand for the Irish

  • @mrsandwich8535
    @mrsandwich8535 5 років тому +271

    "*Frenching intensifies*"
    - Bob 2019

    • @metal.vortex
      @metal.vortex 5 років тому +1

      Mr Sandwich keep this at 69 likes please

    • @mrsandwich8535
      @mrsandwich8535 5 років тому

      Metal Vortex Ah damn, I missed it :(

    • @metal.vortex
      @metal.vortex 5 років тому +1

      Let’s go for 420

  • @isabellawang5203
    @isabellawang5203 5 років тому +280

    *Everyone is near death*
    Mark: Interesting, Interesting. Very interesting

  • @faffabout9412
    @faffabout9412 5 років тому +388

    Everyone: Steam isn't doing anything about epic!!
    Steam: I just made multiplayer happen on games that don't have it.....
    Epic: I'll have a shopping cart someday.
    Steam: that's cute.

    • @jamesli629
      @jamesli629 5 років тому +13

      reviewing sites did say the issue with input lag if your connection is bad; but seeing how Jack stayed in UK able to make some pin-point accuracy in the game (probably he got those best internet connection), I wonder how the rest of would perform.

    • @AtomiskZabaleta
      @AtomiskZabaleta 5 років тому +14

      @@jamesli629 a half second of input lag from a friend halfway across the world with three times worse internet tells me that this service is better than google stadia, and free. so. well. i don't know, you tell me.

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 5 років тому +14

      @@jamesli629 Actually, Jack has repeatedly said that his internet is crap and he won't have good internet until the end of the year so even on bad internet and across an ocean he still didn't have any problems. That's pretty impressive.

    • @BejoKuadrat
      @BejoKuadrat 5 років тому

      ​@@RivkahSong I think it's based on how strict your ISP rule is, I tried playing skullgirls with my friend using the feature and he said he's kinda laggy and he's just in the next town

    • @theisbetterthanyou8400
      @theisbetterthanyou8400 5 років тому

      "Interesting."

  • @Pandurr
    @Pandurr 4 роки тому +311

    If I had one phrase to describe this video it would be “Interesting”

  • @Taldorin
    @Taldorin 5 років тому +173

    "Can we get any lower?"
    Jack- "Gotcha fam here we go"

  • @ceb4007
    @ceb4007 5 років тому +140

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a let’s play in a while

    • @EdgyEspresso
      @EdgyEspresso 5 років тому +3

      The Ceb same. When they did this on twitch with wade I was in hysterics

    • @novocode
      @novocode 5 років тому +2

      Check out some other let's plays of this game. Achievement Hunter and Game Grumps comes to mind.

  • @imonlyhuman6716
    @imonlyhuman6716 5 років тому +439

    "This is friendship Mark!"
    100% how I met my best friend, he just kidnapped me one day

    • @noblealpha3382
      @noblealpha3382 5 років тому +11

      I met mine by shoving him on the floor in 1st grade just because he was in my way.

    • @imonlyhuman6716
      @imonlyhuman6716 5 років тому +9

      Well a kid cut part of my ear of with scissors in kindergarden...
      We're not really friends, but we know each other...

    • @mysticknight1494
      @mysticknight1494 4 роки тому +10

      Mine came up to me randomly in second grade and asked me if I liked Sonic the Hedgehog. Luckily I did and happened to be playing one of the games at the time lol
      I couldn't imagine life without him

    • @mentallyinsane
      @mentallyinsane 4 роки тому +8

      Mine chased me around the playground in 6th grade and randomly started talking to me, to this day I still don't know why

    • @kianmills4170
      @kianmills4170 4 роки тому +3

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @driphella4080
    @driphella4080 4 роки тому +20

    I watch the mega episode first and I keep waiting for Wade to just fall out of the sky right as they're trying something difficult like, "Hey guys!"

  • @skzausline
    @skzausline 4 роки тому +391

    sean: "i just wanna say im so proud of you guys"
    bob and mark: ignore him

    • @allywaite7600
      @allywaite7600 3 роки тому +10

      I think bob replied with “that’s a little premature” because they were so close to the end.

  • @Proxyan
    @Proxyan 5 років тому +86

    "Every man for themselves!" 5 seconds later "Ah! See, Mark, we're coming to get you!" very interesting how every man for themselves becomes the team of the ages lol

  • @JohnDixon
    @JohnDixon 5 років тому +225

    Nothing makes me laugh out loud quite like the random noises Bob makes when he's scared 27:07 lmao

  • @xraylay9153
    @xraylay9153 4 роки тому +27

    8:32 Bob turns into a tea kettle after Sean talks about his lost dad