Trump Arraignment Syndrome W/ Chief Queef!

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  • @johndillinger5142
    @johndillinger5142 Рік тому +480

    "what if i put a gun to your head" cheif queef might be the greatest thing you've ever done dude. We need a cheif queef in every city.

    • @virtualblackface3009
      @virtualblackface3009 Рік тому +48

      That line was crazy. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Itjrneksmsk6
      @Itjrneksmsk6 Рік тому

      @@virtualblackface3009 if mark wasn’t white it woulda went way different🤣🤣🤣🤣MARK IF YOU SEE THIS I FUCKIN LOVE YOU SON U CRAZY MF😂

    • @fatlucy101
      @fatlucy101 Рік тому +28

      alllrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt

    • @johndillinger5142
      @johndillinger5142 Рік тому +17

      @@virtualblackface3009 the head shake by the guy beside the reporter was priceless. was in line in a shop when he dropped that line, burst out laughing. Looked like a twat. Couldn't help myself. Comedy

    • @peterdonelle9031
      @peterdonelle9031 Рік тому

      😂😂

  • @andrewthach
    @andrewthach Рік тому +167

    The “what if I put a gun to your head?” Had me rolling 😂

    • @Jacob-zv7xw
      @Jacob-zv7xw Рік тому +13

      alriiiiiiight

    • @NoPantsOn311
      @NoPantsOn311 Рік тому

      2:10

    • @JakeLoeppky
      @JakeLoeppky Рік тому +9

      I couldn't believe he said it. Lol.

    • @danielruedi6240
      @danielruedi6240 Рік тому +5

      I could not believe that came out of his mouth. And that’s saying a lot, cause it’s mark.

    • @jameswest9469
      @jameswest9469 Рік тому +3

      You should see the way that guy looks at him, absolutely perfect!

  • @GeoffreyABruce
    @GeoffreyABruce Рік тому +853

    This needs to be a regular thing. Thanks for keeping the streets safe, Chief Queef.

    • @nielpal8086
      @nielpal8086 Рік тому

      Blue balls matter!

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance Рік тому +1

      Thanks for keeping the streets on check. Reminding them to up'n their crazy

    • @JayBoogie666
      @JayBoogie666 Рік тому +2

      Chief Queefs made an appearance or two before this. Legend.

    • @midwestrebel2
      @midwestrebel2 Рік тому

      You think Hillary is crooked you should see my penis "
      Master chief queef

    • @tomwinegar3555
      @tomwinegar3555 Рік тому

      its the third one, check out the first two!

  • @johnrobinson1720
    @johnrobinson1720 Рік тому +7

    Idk why "I dread following this guy" struck my funny somethin fierce 🤣

  • @rey5597
    @rey5597 Рік тому +1255

    Holy crap we need more of this Mark! What’s funny is so many of those people there are mad/trying to be mad and Mark comes in and throws them for a loop

    • @AcidSh33tz
      @AcidSh33tz Рік тому +17

      you mean Kevin Hart?

    • @VIK_1903
      @VIK_1903 Рік тому +14

      This was the funniest off the cuff clip I've watched this year

    • @6GorillaBiscuits
      @6GorillaBiscuits Рік тому +5

      the sparseness is what makes it so funny to me

    • @Piggyn
      @Piggyn Рік тому

      What if I put a gun to your head? 😂

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 Рік тому +5

      All of them look very successful, how did they make time out of their day?!

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 Рік тому +171

    Mark being a sitcom cop is what we all need.

  • @dylanp629
    @dylanp629 Рік тому +435

    Thanks for keeping us safe Mr. Queef

  • @NewKanyeFan
    @NewKanyeFan Рік тому +5

    Omfg 2 minutes and 20 seconds in, Mike Picard, he trolls both left and right events with satitical character costumes. I know him. Mad jealous he ran into Mark Normand

  • @dakotab6159
    @dakotab6159 Рік тому +69

    "you know, god hates flags" lmfao

    • @yaodihu3572
      @yaodihu3572 Рік тому +1

      best joke of the video, absolutely killed me

  • @art_of_comedy3241
    @art_of_comedy3241 Рік тому +2

    "That joke has legs". "what if we give trump the chair", mark talking to a man in a wheelchair 😂😂😂

  • @OM_040
    @OM_040 Рік тому +119

    never imagined i would see kevin hart storming the capitol

  • @Goopy2tymes
    @Goopy2tymes Рік тому +1

    “That hand was sticky” 😂😂😂 he don’t miss

  • @crayonparfait
    @crayonparfait Рік тому +365

    I laugh out loud to a solid majority of his stuff. Always great material.

    • @calebwitts1232
      @calebwitts1232 Рік тому +16

      Blue balls matter made me almost spit out my drink

    • @VIK_1903
      @VIK_1903 Рік тому +3

      legitimately

    • @gatsats
      @gatsats Рік тому +2

      comedy

    • @erbaj99
      @erbaj99 Рік тому +4

      “that joke’s got legs” 😂

    • @midwestrebel2
      @midwestrebel2 Рік тому +2

      Same
      Imagine that indian news reporter actually thought he was a real cop 🤣
      This is golden
      Some UA-camrs try to be funny
      But mark is a true comedian when it comes ' in the moment or fast responses for every scenario etc ! 😂
      I'm in my backyard smoking at 5am being hella loud 🤦

  • @PhillyLittles
    @PhillyLittles Рік тому +1

    "What if I put a gun to your head?"
    (Silence)
    Oh my God. Lolol Mark Normans is something else. 😆

  • @JakeRicca
    @JakeRicca Рік тому +197

    If we had more brave men like Chief Queef there would be no crime in the city. Keep up the good work

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy Рік тому

      I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

    • @rawmakers
      @rawmakers Рік тому +2

      @@TippyHippy you gotta do what you gotta do

    • @gammasmash1924
      @gammasmash1924 Рік тому

      Blue Balls Matter!

    • @ThatKidBryan
      @ThatKidBryan Рік тому

      @@rawmakers 😂😂😂

    • @midwestrebel2
      @midwestrebel2 Рік тому

      I put my one eye snake in my sock in beated also

  • @michelemurphy3541
    @michelemurphy3541 Рік тому +1

    Hey Hey Chief Queeeeeef. ☠️🤣. Stay Frosty Buckaroo.
    Freaking Hilarious.

  • @tiscover
    @tiscover Рік тому +340

    Marks got a joke for every situation. Hilarious 😂

    • @carlitosway471
      @carlitosway471 Рік тому +6

      He's 💯 the rain man of comedy.

    • @carlitosway471
      @carlitosway471 Рік тому +1

      Just genius wit.

    • @deejay7339
      @deejay7339 Рік тому +3

      I was there and he was raining down on the place with jokes lmao

    • @screamdreamer9085
      @screamdreamer9085 Рік тому

      Even if it’s trying to sell fictional fentanyl

    • @BigWillyBilly26
      @BigWillyBilly26 Рік тому

      He’s the absolute best and making any situation uncomfortable

  • @siscoismyhomey
    @siscoismyhomey Рік тому +22

    The cameos in here are legendary. Casey Neistat, Crackhead Barney, etc. God bless you Mark!

    • @woodyg1626
      @woodyg1626 Рік тому

      dont forget the professional douche

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +143

    Remember back at the beginning of the pandemic when Mark was constantly posting vids of him being out in the streets and doing comedy? Good times. We love you Park Doorman!

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS Рік тому +3

      I rewatch that Covid one every now and then. Fucking GOLD JERRY

    • @r7ahtesham885
      @r7ahtesham885 Рік тому

      You look like if Andrew Tate went to a career for Basketball instead of Kick boxing

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 Рік тому +47

    It's outrageous that anyone is this quick with jokes. Mark makes everyone else look slow!

  • @OM_040
    @OM_040 Рік тому +104

    i’ve never audibly laughed so much in 5 minutes

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace Рік тому +2

    "Oh oh, you felt her box?" Mark can not miss.

  • @jonathanfromohio6022
    @jonathanfromohio6022 Рік тому +83

    Constant laughs! I loved it. Thanks for keeping peace Chief Queef!

  • @ryanGnVtown
    @ryanGnVtown Рік тому +2

    Mark is a great actor reminds me of a young QUEEFER SUTHERLAND.

  • @TheJoshSouthy
    @TheJoshSouthy Рік тому +12

    Kevin Hart meeting Casey Neistat in the middle of this is the craziest coincidence!

  • @larryroundtown
    @larryroundtown Рік тому +7

    Mark and Gillis in a buddy cop movie would be dope

  • @franktothemax
    @franktothemax Рік тому +43

    4:23 you legit broke that dudes brain, Mark. That's definitely one of the best moments on UA-cam

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 Рік тому +1

    ‘I came straight from my tobacco farm in Connecticut’ 😂

  • @justthedecoy4687
    @justthedecoy4687 Рік тому +1

    Mark rolling that "comedian" off his back.😂

  • @bovinejangles
    @bovinejangles Рік тому +4

    "What if I hold a gun to your head" might be my favourite joke of yours. All the way from funny-sounding New York!

  • @lionfitx
    @lionfitx Рік тому +2

    Please do a game show “Chief Queef on the Street” like “Billy on the Street”.
    It’s what America NEEDS!

  • @theuser410
    @theuser410 Рік тому +57

    I might go as far to say this is the best Street Interview segment ever done. Who knew this is what Mark Normand was made for. 🙌

  • @haukis1
    @haukis1 Рік тому +2

    Hah! saw neistat video, that cop looks familiar! COMEDY!:D

  • @TwiggySquidz
    @TwiggySquidz Рік тому +32

    This man is a national treasure.

  • @devidviezzi9126
    @devidviezzi9126 Рік тому +2

    "mmmmmm that's ageist" 😂😂😂

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 Рік тому +10

    The best part is all the jokes we die at going over all those crazy people heads lol

  • @jayyomama3862
    @jayyomama3862 Рік тому +1

    The news castor was hilarious 😂

  • @brocksamson7164
    @brocksamson7164 Рік тому +26

    This was hilarious! Thanks Mark for making my day today, I needed a good laugh!

  • @midwestrebel2
    @midwestrebel2 Рік тому +1

    Can we bring back key & peel kinda script comedy !
    This is hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @seedofbayne.
    @seedofbayne. Рік тому +95

    Solid laugh out loud material in the midst of a depressive episode. Thanks bud, I needed to laugh today.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 Рік тому

      Get off UA-cam, fix something around the house and go for a walk. Take a shower brush your teeth.

    • @RustyShackelford1554
      @RustyShackelford1554 Рік тому

      Same, buddy. “Major” depressive episode according to my doc. Norm and Mark are often my beacons of hope.

    • @vans98skate
      @vans98skate Рік тому +4

      Praying for you, friend. God loves you.

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 Рік тому

      I hear ya man. Podcasts and marks stand up are beacons of sanity

    • @MNZGamin
      @MNZGamin Рік тому +1

      You got this man. Glad this helped brother

  • @BurningMarmite
    @BurningMarmite Рік тому +1

    "I'm more of a Hoover guy" 😂😂😂

  • @ChocolateCookieMusic
    @ChocolateCookieMusic Рік тому +4

    Never ever thought I'd see Professional Douche in a Mark Normand video, but here it is and it's everything I wanted!

  • @masonedmunds
    @masonedmunds Рік тому +33

    It’s like Mark has a free pass to do/say whatever and everything just works out. This whole video is hilarious. Queef it up, Chief

  • @TC-sr1qf
    @TC-sr1qf Рік тому +1

    Thank you for your service.

  • @mattgrooms1853
    @mattgrooms1853 Рік тому +35

    He’s the best! Probably the only comedian who could do this and not have it be overtly political.

  • @a3zax007
    @a3zax007 Рік тому +1

    imagine telling a guy in a wheel chair you are on a roll 😂😂😂 now thats comedy

  • @GKD_333
    @GKD_333 Рік тому +10

    Comedy genius. We need more people like Mark Normand for real! 😂😂

  • @3XLDave
    @3XLDave Рік тому +13

    That city IS lucky to have you, Mark. Great work! 😂😄🤣

  • @logancooper7184
    @logancooper7184 Рік тому +19

    Chief Queaf to your service!! You are doing a giant honor to the blind queafs who are with you all the way!! Much love Chief and keep killing it!!

  • @elvis0609
    @elvis0609 Рік тому +1

    Bro I was dying the whole time!! Super funny man 😂😂😂😂

  • @Deceter
    @Deceter Рік тому +3

    Please bring this to Australia.

  • @MartianAmbassador69
    @MartianAmbassador69 Рік тому +1

    Connecticut tobacco farmer? I would've guessed a RDR2 pig farmer...

  • @buzzybee186
    @buzzybee186 Рік тому +5

    Mark never stop! We need Queef in the streets! This made my Sunday funday

  • @baxxmo
    @baxxmo Рік тому +1

    “What if I put a gun to your head?…..Alright.” Classic

  • @Kestrel66
    @Kestrel66 Рік тому +44

    Thank you for your service Chief Queef. America would be lost without you.

  • @jillmobley8318
    @jillmobley8318 Рік тому +8

    Mark, your humor has really helped this last few years. So happy to see you getting $$ ❤

  • @gabrielsalinas1655
    @gabrielsalinas1655 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for your service!

  • @likwidmagik
    @likwidmagik Рік тому +17

    Mark, as many haave said, we need more Chief Queef episodes! I love ChiefQueef!

  • @LeetTrance
    @LeetTrance Рік тому +8

    god damn this was 20x funnier than i expected it to be, you need to do more on the streets accosting! love it

  • @Hungrydawgsrunfaster
    @Hungrydawgsrunfaster Рік тому +2

    “What if I put a gun to your head?” Mark really living through the uniform. I love method comedians.

  • @PaisleySundance
    @PaisleySundance Рік тому +13

    Please do more on the street stuff, Mark! These are hilarious 😂

  • @n00n1n
    @n00n1n Рік тому +1

    4:45 rofl. I havent used that acronym in a long time. that shit was hilarious. "You in whiteface?" "REEEALLY?"

  • @nnnickkk
    @nnnickkk Рік тому +60

    We must protect Mark at all costs!

  • @Gjeebs
    @Gjeebs Рік тому +1

    That was incredible

    • @aniketsakpal
      @aniketsakpal Рік тому

      Hey gjeebs love your videos man. Watch out to lunch.

    • @Gjeebs
      @Gjeebs Рік тому +1

      @@aniketsakpal Thanks! I'll check it out

  • @andrewhallen8802
    @andrewhallen8802 Рік тому +7

    Perfect thing to wake up to on Friday! Thanks Mark! You rule!

  • @puttyfishman
    @puttyfishman Рік тому

    Its an overload of jokes, I don't even have time to laugh I just sit in a constant state of smile wheezing and barely taking in air.

  • @ryano913
    @ryano913 Рік тому +11

    Marks the best. Although the funniest part was unintentional. I had to rewind him tripping on the sign four times 😂

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 Рік тому

      I've been unintentionally intentionally bappin' into stuff since high school. And yes I did laugh at most of this vid.

    • @bigtuna45
      @bigtuna45 Рік тому

      What was going on with that Tobacco Farmer? Get the detectives on it Chief!

    • @TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass
      @TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass Рік тому

      @@bigtuna45 fetal alcohol syndrome

    • @pauly1013
      @pauly1013 Рік тому

      yup, and the black woman's reaction! haha

  • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885

    “What the hell does 'indictment' mean?”
    THERE'S the Mark Normand I know and love!

  • @meandmeself
    @meandmeself Рік тому +20

    Make my day better always. Thanks, you queef

  • @FreeAllenWrench
    @FreeAllenWrench Рік тому +1

    "Alright, well what if i put a gun to your head?" just won my heart over

  • @alpha00male
    @alpha00male Рік тому +37

    This is the funniest thing I’ve watched in a minute. Mark is genuinely hilarious. Please put out more content like this!

    • @Victorianous
      @Victorianous Рік тому +1

      Then what did you watch a minute before?

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Рік тому

    This is nuts. 😂😂👏👏👏👏
    I love you Mark but geez be careful with the political nuts and kooks.

  • @gammasmash1924
    @gammasmash1924 Рік тому +6

    Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

  • @Dunkathon
    @Dunkathon Рік тому +2

    Excellent reporting.

  • @MikeyMooks
    @MikeyMooks Рік тому +28

    Gotta do more on the street stuff, mark is the 🐐

  • @Put-that-down
    @Put-that-down Рік тому +1

    This type of courage deserves the Medal of Honor.

  • @vintagenapkin137
    @vintagenapkin137 Рік тому +3

    We need more of this, Thanks Mark. You rock!

  • @Jake-jv9ff
    @Jake-jv9ff Рік тому

    “That joke has legs! I think we should give Trump the chair”🤣🤣😭😭 so many bangers in a 5 min video

  • @tommasograsso6449
    @tommasograsso6449 Рік тому +9

    Love from Italy! This is real comedy

  • @JarmoLiukanen
    @JarmoLiukanen Рік тому +1

    Mark to a guy in a wheelchair : "I think that joke got legs, maybe we should give Trump the chair" 😂

  • @nick1512
    @nick1512 Рік тому +7

    Dude is an absolute legend 😂😂😂😂

  • @cerberus3426
    @cerberus3426 Рік тому

    "I think that jokes got legs" to the man in the wheel chair was gold😂

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian Рік тому +4

    PERFECTION. mark is too hilarious for the masses. lmfao

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 Рік тому +2

    Mark was right about one thing, That city is lucky to have him

  • @withcharlie6059
    @withcharlie6059 Рік тому +7

    So glad you came back out. Your characters are the best mark

  • @CamGroves
    @CamGroves Рік тому +1

    "I'm more of a Hoover Guy" is what I'm gonna say for now on when anyone gets political around me.

  • @1stTimeCaller
    @1stTimeCaller Рік тому +6

    Comedy! Dude’s got some stones! Love ya Mark!!!

  • @mateoes207
    @mateoes207 Рік тому +2

    Kevin Hart dressed up in uniform and a sister in whiteface....God, I love our country 😭

  • @ck9618
    @ck9618 Рік тому +5

    Mark is on a new level with this content. I was dying. Please team up with Ryan Long y'all kill this street improv.

  • @smashypeople
    @smashypeople Рік тому

    This is amazing, and you ran into Neistat of all people. Amazing, thank you for the entertainment!!

  • @jesusa1112
    @jesusa1112 Рік тому +3

    Mark, thank you, all of your jokes and specials have a special place in my heart

  • @djeezuskryste2098
    @djeezuskryste2098 Рік тому +2

    Lock him up! Lock him up!

  • @anzhuliu
    @anzhuliu Рік тому +9

    please do more, it's like watching filthy frank again. I love it

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia8730 Рік тому +1

    This was way better than the Daily Show's coverages hahahha it was nuts

  • @alfonsoavalos71
    @alfonsoavalos71 Рік тому +7

    Human embodiment of comedy 🤴🏾

  • @krk_457
    @krk_457 Рік тому +2

    Chief Queef, thank you for your cervix. 🫡🇺🇲

  • @Maso999
    @Maso999 Рік тому +3

    damn i didnt know how good mark is on the street u gotta do more of this my man

  • @em0_tion
    @em0_tion Рік тому +1

    How, chief! So glad to see you back at it again! 🤣👍

  • @MrStolenpictures
    @MrStolenpictures Рік тому +4

    I know this was probably a huge pain in the arse for you to go out and film, edit etc... we appreciate it! Great content fellas.

  • @bigthings1818
    @bigthings1818 Рік тому +1

    “God hates flags” - Kevin hart 😂