Paper.io 2 Map Control: 100.00%

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  • @hocomiren
    @hocomiren 4 роки тому +8198

    Imagine if it said “Level 1 complete! “ and the map just got twice as large

  • @ThatAviationGamer
    @ThatAviationGamer 3 роки тому +9816

    Bots when he makes a long line: Doesn't care
    Bots when I make a very very short like: *Now, this is an avengers level threat.*

    • @sauliusvitkauskas8741
      @sauliusvitkauskas8741 3 роки тому +280

      I hate bots theyre annoying. but when I got 63% one bot maked long line and he -2.6% he's annoying

    • @modernmillennium
      @modernmillennium 3 роки тому +30

      BECAUSE ITS FAKE

    • @rsvdark_main
      @rsvdark_main 3 роки тому +22

      @@modernmillennium y would it b fake?

    • @modernmillennium
      @modernmillennium 3 роки тому +71

      @@rsvdark_main it will be real if you tell me the opponents has zero braincell.Seriously how can you survive that long outside

    • @undergroundmonorail
      @undergroundmonorail 3 роки тому +387

      @@modernmillennium they literally do have 0 braincells, they're bots designed to make you think you're playing with people so you stick around and watch ads

  • @karleyneider4014
    @karleyneider4014 5 років тому +16010

    Imagine he got to 99% but then *accidentally runs into his own line*

    • @halkyo5836
      @halkyo5836 5 років тому +233

      can someone explain the game rules
      i don’t understand pls

    • @karleyneider4014
      @karleyneider4014 5 років тому +546

      flaminghotpickle ok basically you don’t wanna run into your own line, or else you lose. You wanna try to make your circle cover the whole map. Other players can run into your line and kill you. You can also do that do them. And if someone kills you, you lose. So to sum it all up, you just wanna kill other players and make your circle as big as possible.

    • @chillpollo
      @chillpollo 5 років тому +217

      oh my fucking god thats anxiety fuel right there

    • @xxava_cupidxxiwildcraft6417
      @xxava_cupidxxiwildcraft6417 5 років тому +15

      Green Tea second life

    • @mandm5322
      @mandm5322 5 років тому +32

      I would literally kill myself if that happened to me

  • @a1919akelbo
    @a1919akelbo 3 роки тому +1321

    The bots would look less like bots if they didn't have a specified turn radius and didn't travel in perfectly straight trajectories. Unless the dude is playing against a bunch of surgeons and model ship makers.

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 3 роки тому +140

      7:58 black really just made a perfect circle

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 3 роки тому +17

      @@richardgibson8403 sus

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 роки тому +41

      well yeah, those are bots, no one would call himself "italy" or "ohio"

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 3 роки тому

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 👉👈 ua-cam.com/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/v-deo.html

    • @HuttsonKill
      @HuttsonKill 3 роки тому +19

      @@canter1ter God I feel so called out in these replies. As someone who plays with arrow keys I love my strait lines and triangles. Also I like to sometimes call myself Ohio cause of Ohio memes.

  • @femme11
    @femme11 5 років тому +4779

    no one:
    youtube: hey remember this game you played last year?

    • @musantathomas1456
      @musantathomas1456 5 років тому +10

      Same

    • @villiatheotter2757
      @villiatheotter2757 5 років тому +9

      Same just that it's the summer that passed

    • @shitsalad5029
      @shitsalad5029 5 років тому +7

      Wow, finally an original and funny comment, thanks!!!

    • @Nebuqlous
      @Nebuqlous 5 років тому +1

      @@shitsalad5029 "original" i see that like 40009 times everyday

    • @Olliefouracre
      @Olliefouracre 5 років тому +5

      @@Nebuqlous think he was being sarcastic

  • @Ghostess7
    @Ghostess7 5 років тому +16454

    This whole video is just one giant anxiety attack.

  • @468-v2m
    @468-v2m 5 років тому +4173

    Imagine doing all this and later finding out that he forgot to press the record button

    • @tedbennett7135
      @tedbennett7135 5 років тому +129

      Pink Strawberry crawl into a corner and hide under a blanket while googling painless way to break all my bones.

    • @ginakoene8590
      @ginakoene8590 5 років тому +18

      Omg yes! That would be me

    • @LethalMonarch
      @LethalMonarch 5 років тому +25

      Imagine using this joke even though it’s already been done hundreds of times

    • @468-v2m
      @468-v2m 5 років тому +38

      Imagine just trying to crack a joke peacefully without anyone telling how old it is

    • @wakeupfromurslumber
      @wakeupfromurslumber 5 років тому +3

      Pink Strawberry it would be MADNESS

  • @connortg5
    @connortg5 3 роки тому +847

    This video is actually kinda interesting to me, I’ve tried to 100% this game before and never done any good, but I always assumed the best strategy was to make a ring around the entire map, so you can close it off and just get the whole map in one go

    • @protiks_story
      @protiks_story 3 роки тому +57

      By going all the way one go will kill you.

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 3 роки тому +73

      Making sure your area connects to the edge is good, but usually you get cut off way before you can make it all the way around the circle. Ive tried to do little pieces of the edge so I dont die, but usually the back area gets cut off by other players/bots before you got time to make it all the way round. Its about the least surface area exposed

    • @1mg1fastfood
      @1mg1fastfood 3 роки тому +16

      I've almost done it all the way around in one go, I saw my base and died right before.

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 3 роки тому

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 🤫 ua-cam.com/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/v-deo.html

    • @Lawlessmolecule
      @Lawlessmolecule 3 роки тому

      @@magicrainbow1909 bot

  • @hejter6633
    @hejter6633 5 років тому +1741

    Server: *exists*
    Tifo: *It's free real estate!*

  • @kenzhuynh9531
    @kenzhuynh9531 5 років тому +6223

    I’m just surprised he survived the first time leaving the circle.

  • @EurekaX
    @EurekaX 5 років тому +2748

    Gets 99% and dies: “I used to rule the world”

    • @penguin7554
      @penguin7554 5 років тому +7

      That’s like Daenerys in game of thrones XD

    • @Zornlorn
      @Zornlorn 5 років тому +19

      Viva la Vida?

    • @EurekaX
      @EurekaX 5 років тому +3

      Saint Peter yep.

    • @bluepurity9165
      @bluepurity9165 5 років тому +6

      Seas would rise when I gave the word

    • @giovanidl9695
      @giovanidl9695 5 років тому +6

      @@bluepurity9165 now in the morning I sleep alone

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 роки тому +3158

    The world: exists
    Genghis Khan:

    • @Kicnik
      @Kicnik 4 роки тому +19

      Lmao 😂

    • @wackme1746
      @wackme1746 3 роки тому +13

      @@Kicnik your name got me

    • @yehia4638
      @yehia4638 3 роки тому +24

      The world: *exists*
      Turkish people believing the ottoman empire will come back:

    • @user-lv8oc3en3n
      @user-lv8oc3en3n 3 роки тому +6

      The UK too, but with islands

    • @stanleybowman-hood6194
      @stanleybowman-hood6194 3 роки тому +4

      Russia:

  • @sushi2666
    @sushi2666 5 років тому +2702

    Bots: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me

    • @kitcatwao3629
      @kitcatwao3629 5 років тому +3

      vivian irific This is random, but you have the same name as me... I didn’t think I would ever find someone lol

    • @hdallz5389
      @hdallz5389 5 років тому +13

      KitCat Love4Life this is some mobile ripoff and its with bots only i tried it this guy got 4m views with no effort

    • @Fabler21
      @Fabler21 5 років тому +2

      @@hdallz5389 i was about to say something like this, this looks really easy...

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 5 років тому +3

      Wait does anyone here know that it’s a TF2 reference?

    • @jamieo0426
      @jamieo0426 5 років тому

      Hdallz the normal game is with only bots lmao, you can play the game in airplane mode meaning no one else is in that server because you would HAVE to have internet access...

  • @juliafortney7762
    @juliafortney7762 4 роки тому +4395

    Me: looks at for a few seconds and promises to only watch a little cause I don’t wanna waste 10 minutes
    Me again: That watermelon didn’t wanna give up what a guy

    • @minionek919
      @minionek919 4 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @krgaming8891
      @krgaming8891 4 роки тому +42

      These are bots lol

    • @juliafortney7762
      @juliafortney7762 4 роки тому +17

      KR gaming I know that’s my point I was invested lol

    • @mcfcfan5
      @mcfcfan5 4 роки тому +6

      And 2nd place but they’re bots so obviously they’re gonna join back

    • @zenithchan1646
      @zenithchan1646 4 роки тому +3

      Its a bot

  • @sofijaskuja6621
    @sofijaskuja6621 5 років тому +2817

    “How much of the map do you want to fill with purple?”
    tifo: *yes*

  • @mikehawk262
    @mikehawk262 4 роки тому +579

    Kieth fought to the bitter end, what a lad.

  • @kusamoon.
    @kusamoon. 5 років тому +4496

    Him: gets to 100% without dying or respawning
    Me: *dies every 2 seconds*

    • @rodgrod35
      @rodgrod35 5 років тому +31

      But he had probably tried like 11 times

    • @grimbiltmark311
      @grimbiltmark311 5 років тому +2

      Me to

    • @L1x_vizn_YT
      @L1x_vizn_YT 5 років тому +2

      He got to 99.99 😂

    • @caiti779
      @caiti779 5 років тому +3

      I think this took him awhile he just cut the fails out

    • @sportsXedits
      @sportsXedits 5 років тому +7

      JohngamerYT look st his best
      It is 0.00% that means he hasnt even played the game

  • @Sinstarclair
    @Sinstarclair 5 років тому +8680

    Nobody:
    The British Empire:

    • @heavenmarie8689
      @heavenmarie8689 5 років тому +232

      Finally a history joke I can understand

    • @Suspiciousgaming76
      @Suspiciousgaming76 5 років тому +63

      Mr.LegendsXD what about Roman Empire?

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 5 років тому +45

      @@Suspiciousgaming76 Yeah, But the british empire has more land mass

    • @no_cubed
      @no_cubed 5 років тому +18

      I’m half British, will I be good at this game?!?!

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 5 років тому +50

      @@no_cubed If you were a decendant of William the Conqueror or Barron Robert Clive then Yes

  • @iiangeeh_.2910
    @iiangeeh_.2910 5 років тому +2299

    "Sorry I can't get my crown off my head, it's stuck."

  • @BumboMcJumbo
    @BumboMcJumbo 3 роки тому +194

    Tifo: "finally covered the whole map!"
    Camera guy: "so when do you want me to start recording?"

  • @kaicarlson7164
    @kaicarlson7164 5 років тому +2745

    Did I search this?: no
    Did I watch the whole thing?: *yes*

    • @revlocked8675
      @revlocked8675 5 років тому +3

      So glad I watched. This man is fking legendary

    • @ProfessorCLion
      @ProfessorCLion 5 років тому +4

      I watched it at 2× speed

    • @mustafayusan2702
      @mustafayusan2702 5 років тому

      same same

    • @mustafayusan2702
      @mustafayusan2702 5 років тому

      Professor C. Lion fuck i wished i saw this comment before watching this video

    • @kaicarlson7164
      @kaicarlson7164 5 років тому

      Merry Christmas or whatever u guyz celebrate

  • @rcsibiu
    @rcsibiu 4 роки тому +504

    6:21 the worst part is when you kill someone and a new guy appears with a very tiny circle and kills your huge progress...happened to me many times

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 3 роки тому +5

      Or when you spawn and someone immediately kills you

    • @normenopo62X
      @normenopo62X Рік тому

      In teams mode my team just killed another team but then a banana team spawns out of thin air and kills me

  • @spliitt
    @spliitt 5 років тому +2335

    Imagine being stuck on the same server as this guy
    Jesus christ this got so many likes
    Edit: aight. Just to make it clear, i know it's bots.

    • @Sdsh687
      @Sdsh687 5 років тому +80

      i am satan they’re not real people

    • @winstonthepooh9388
      @winstonthepooh9388 5 років тому +22

      OnThatMilesYT I think it’s only robots if you have no WiFi but real people if you do

    • @thearcticfoxd8844
      @thearcticfoxd8844 5 років тому +13

      It’s probably just bots but I also think it might be real people because it’s really hard to beat robot idk tho

    • @spliitt
      @spliitt 5 років тому +3

      Oh my lord this comment is actually popular

    • @d00mprodigy21
      @d00mprodigy21 5 років тому +21

      One of the names was "urine"
      I don't think it was a bot lmao

  • @damorin2154
    @damorin2154 4 роки тому +409

    7:58 what a perfect circle

  • @bending_bars
    @bending_bars 5 років тому +4890

    Imagine he died at 90%

    • @awechat
      @awechat 5 років тому +23

      Lol

    • @danielholz8180
      @danielholz8180 5 років тому +144

      well he didnt i did before...but at 99.99% arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @emily-qf6ut
      @emily-qf6ut 5 років тому +15

      I feel bad for you now

    • @donaldtrumpondrugs6271
      @donaldtrumpondrugs6271 5 років тому +59

      That is why you must learn to *BUILD A WALL* around everyone.

    • @emily-qf6ut
      @emily-qf6ut 5 років тому +43

      @@donaldtrumpondrugs6271 Donald Trump are you okay? You seem drunk.
      Want a snickers? You go psych when you're hungry.

  • @joyscd
    @joyscd 4 роки тому +3051

    I am FULLY convinced that when I play this game I’m playing with bots

    • @leenolantern
      @leenolantern 4 роки тому +615

      ...yes you are. you can litteraly play on plane mode ._.

    • @MonsieurSwag
      @MonsieurSwag 4 роки тому +181

      peoples still thinks its not the case

    • @TusharAmdoskar
      @TusharAmdoskar 4 роки тому +115

      Yes it's ai. But it's awesome

    • @naomiguevara231
      @naomiguevara231 4 роки тому +16

      @@leenolantern but can u play without wifi

    • @leenolantern
      @leenolantern 4 роки тому +27

      @@naomiguevara231 yes

  • @raylasagna
    @raylasagna 5 років тому +674

    Imagine he wasn’t actually playing: his mouse had a mind of its own

  • @이예린-c1y
    @이예린-c1y 4 роки тому +686

    This guy: so easy
    Me: rages at bots

  • @sara_.fakhouri
    @sara_.fakhouri 5 років тому +1486

    Everyone: **trying to win**
    Tifo: *No...*

  • @maxkoob
    @maxkoob 5 років тому +867

    bots: why do i hear boss music?

    • @almaluvu
      @almaluvu 5 років тому +9

      Him: *kills everyone*
      Me: *one of the People who died of him*

    • @Ash-vu9vr
      @Ash-vu9vr 5 років тому

      @@almaluvu ?

    • @almaluvu
      @almaluvu 5 років тому

      1,000 subs with No videos.yeh?

    • @Ash-vu9vr
      @Ash-vu9vr 5 років тому

      @@almaluvu I don't get what you said

    • @almaluvu
      @almaluvu 5 років тому +1

      1,000 subs with No videos. I meant that: Tifo kills everybody, and im one of the people Who die from him. Its just an example.🤷‍♀️

  • @Guest-wq1xf
    @Guest-wq1xf 5 років тому +765

    Everyone in the server was a paid actor

    • @therealswinery5416
      @therealswinery5416 5 років тому +60

      They're all bots by default. Paper.io 2 isn't actually an online game, it's just pretending to be.

    • @mxpph
      @mxpph 5 років тому +21

      @@AnastasiaDalia2005 it isnt on PC either... all bots. just look at the movement patterns and accuracy of lines and usernames

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 років тому +10

      @@therealswinery5416 You must be fun in parties

    • @kitcatwao3629
      @kitcatwao3629 5 років тому

      25K Subs with no videos They bots

    • @lovewiener
      @lovewiener 5 років тому +7

      Ok... Most of you deserve nice hard *Woosh*

  • @espirulasalameica
    @espirulasalameica 3 роки тому +244

    Imagine Keith's anxiety while Tifo has 99% of the board

    • @zenith_8184
      @zenith_8184 3 роки тому +13

      “OH GOD OH FU-“

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 3 роки тому +19

      Bots don't feel anxiety

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 3 роки тому +3

      @@want-diversecontent3887 thats the joke....

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 3 роки тому +6

      @@potentia16 Here's the question: Are you really sure there's a joke here?

    • @magicrainbow1909
      @magicrainbow1909 3 роки тому

      Realistic or not? I need your advice ❤ I tried 😉 Put Like please 🤔 ua-cam.com/video/qaChjRZn8Gc/v-deo.html

  • @folklore_lover777
    @folklore_lover777 5 років тому +885

    tifo: gets 100%
    me: gets 1%
    edit: oh myyy tysm for the likes haha

    • @kpopkookiezz693
      @kpopkookiezz693 5 років тому +5

      I only get 0.1 percent ...

    • @subordie2248
      @subordie2248 5 років тому +3

      @@kpopkookiezz693 I know it's a joke but how?

    • @kanchankapoor4775
      @kanchankapoor4775 5 років тому +11

      @@kpopkookiezz693 we actually get 0.66 when we spawn no whoosh

    • @subordie2248
      @subordie2248 5 років тому +3

      @Rkoking 101 u can't Woosh me because I know it was a joke

    • @fluttershymlp401
      @fluttershymlp401 5 років тому +3

      Rkoking 101
      NOT FUNNY
      DIDN'T LAUGH

  • @frisianesc6905
    @frisianesc6905 5 років тому +1234

    If this game was actually online i'd be impressed.

    • @santiagoramirez9601
      @santiagoramirez9601 5 років тому +51

      Frisian ESC the game is online .... he’s playing on pc

    • @gibbybuffs
      @gibbybuffs 5 років тому +116

      Santiago Ramirez he means with real players.

    • @noticee3825
      @noticee3825 5 років тому +14

      Cursedox it is with real players

    • @frisianesc6905
      @frisianesc6905 5 років тому +150

      @@noticee3825 it isn't. They're bots. If you turn your wifi off you'll still be able to play.

    • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
      @realultraformerlyultranact6542 5 років тому +17

      what if you only played with bots offline, but online its with real players?

  • @sierra14327
    @sierra14327 5 років тому +228

    Talent show director: what is your talent?
    This dude: *paperio2*

  • @anmolpanesar
    @anmolpanesar 4 роки тому +481

    This guy: covers 100 percent of the map
    Me: can’t even cover 15 percent

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 4 роки тому +11

      My best was 6%. Not that bad right?

    • @anmolpanesar
      @anmolpanesar 4 роки тому +8

      @@B58-Minecraft yeah that’s quite good my pb is near 6 too, i haven’t played that game in months

    • @sauliusvitkauskas8741
      @sauliusvitkauskas8741 3 роки тому +8

      @@B58-Minecraft my best was 75.5%

    • @dissapointment630
      @dissapointment630 3 роки тому +2

      @@sauliusvitkauskas8741 NO FLEX

    • @glitchedsmile
      @glitchedsmile 3 роки тому

      @@dissapointment630 And you dont care about B58 he said his score too!

  • @epiccoolawesomehandle
    @epiccoolawesomehandle 5 років тому +275

    literally anyone else: *exists*
    Tifo: so you have chosen...death.

  • @bri4625
    @bri4625 5 років тому +519

    Nobody:
    America during the Manifest Destiny period:

    • @lucydrexel3073
      @lucydrexel3073 5 років тому +4

      ringo starr is an e boy finally a smart nerd like me!

    • @bri4625
      @bri4625 5 років тому +1

      @@lucydrexel3073 🙌🙌😝

    • @SimpliAmy
      @SimpliAmy 5 років тому +2

      Yay more history geeks like me

    • @shsldisappointment1334
      @shsldisappointment1334 5 років тому

      Lmao underrated comment

    • @PlainXtreme
      @PlainXtreme 5 років тому

      Me not a history guy but I can finally relate to the nerds

  • @alyb4byy
    @alyb4byy 5 років тому +309

    me: “who would waste their life trying to get around the full map?”
    also me: **proceeds to try myself**

    • @jooscyy.3203
      @jooscyy.3203 5 років тому +2

      I got something like 50% but that's it

    • @Green.cereal
      @Green.cereal 5 років тому +1

      i once got houndred i was so happy i ran around my whole school screaming : I GOT THE UNICORN 😨😵

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 5 років тому +1

      @@Green.cereal the students: the fuck he doin?

    • @makylayt1683
      @makylayt1683 5 років тому

      The best I've done was like 39.2 😂

    • @ЛЕНАИванова-л6т
      @ЛЕНАИванова-л6т 5 років тому

      Иди дура

  • @ntm.charlee
    @ntm.charlee 4 роки тому +281

    Me: I can do that
    Also me: *dies instantly*

  • @says1kern829
    @says1kern829 5 років тому +213

    this just screamed “go big or go home” to my face

    • @shanetyler3228
      @shanetyler3228 5 років тому +1

      thats exactly what i was thinking during the last part of the video

    • @dakotad6323
      @dakotad6323 5 років тому

      Well why go big if you can go home

  • @YGDJ
    @YGDJ 5 років тому +168

    Paper.io:
    Tifo: It’s free real estate

  • @tiptoppervga
    @tiptoppervga 5 років тому +550

    Somebody: **loses their space progress**
    Tifo: *It’s free real estate.*

    • @puggernaut6840
      @puggernaut6840 5 років тому +1

      ?

    • @HLLBI
      @HLLBI 5 років тому

      You :wtf is going on

    • @celinemacalanda2462
      @celinemacalanda2462 5 років тому

      X Just Goku X how isnt he dying when he goes around i die if i do that

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 років тому

      @@celinemacalanda2462 bots questionmark

    • @afj810
      @afj810 4 роки тому

      Tf u mean somebody the game is offline singleplayer

  • @ziennalee7310
    @ziennalee7310 4 роки тому +150

    imagine being the one to take him down

  • @star-jl2l
    @star-jl2l 5 років тому +194

    0:32 that circle like wow

  • @jayspaghetti
    @jayspaghetti 5 років тому +59

    Random guy : goes into Tifos territory and steals his land
    Tifo : *Im about to end this mans whole career*

  • @cable_guy8031
    @cable_guy8031 5 років тому +203

    Me: bragging about getting 20%
    Tifo: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @mielle.s9328
      @mielle.s9328 5 років тому +2

      Crazy stuff

    • @nomore570
      @nomore570 5 років тому +2

      I got 100 once but is cuz I was bein sneeki breeki round the edges an got the whole way round the map

    • @mangoboy3367
      @mangoboy3367 5 років тому

      I got 61% and died. no lie. and I died by curling on myself.
      big SMH/face palm moment here😔😔😔 was very depressing

  • @privateeditz_
    @privateeditz_ 4 роки тому +212

    Other people: *makes a video like this but they hacked*
    This guy:
    *Pathetic.*

  • @alinaserrano1848
    @alinaserrano1848 5 років тому +171

    Me: tries to cover the map
    Also me: dies the second i leave the circle

  • @dot5845
    @dot5845 5 років тому +45

    9:50 It was in this moment that Keith started rethinking some life choises he had made 😂😂😂

  • @misteroof
    @misteroof 5 років тому +594

    No one:
    The Mongol Empire:

    • @Karatic
      @Karatic 5 років тому +2

      True

    • @deleted-oe4sc
      @deleted-oe4sc 5 років тому

      まだオタク志望 ikr 🤦🏻‍♂️like ASIA OWNED IT FIRST

    • @clarkgartner4735
      @clarkgartner4735 5 років тому +1

      THE PERSIAN EMPIRE

    • @HadiaVin
      @HadiaVin 5 років тому +1

      Mr Oof nah I think you mean the Islamic religion

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodge1436
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodge1436 5 років тому +1

      Anime_ Akira if it were the British empire he would have lost at 25% my guy

  • @azzy6687
    @azzy6687 3 роки тому +23

    The "drawing wangers" strategy never fails.

  • @paandabear
    @paandabear 5 років тому +373

    Me: I wanna try this!
    *dies immediately*
    “Oh..”

    • @jooscyy.3203
      @jooscyy.3203 5 років тому +5

      "reality is often disappointing."

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 5 років тому +2

      @WastingUrLife
      “ah yes, a man of culture i see.”

    • @chyminty
      @chyminty 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @yushi1capriisun765
    @yushi1capriisun765 5 років тому +466

    I'm pretty sure he has this thing were the bots don't attack him.

    • @causwing
      @causwing 5 років тому +13

      Yushi1capriisun are you blind?

    • @user-mv2vc4vf1z
      @user-mv2vc4vf1z 5 років тому +1

      😂 😂 😂

    • @syarifahhanifah641
      @syarifahhanifah641 5 років тому +8

      We can cheat paper
      .io 2?

    • @epcnk
      @epcnk 5 років тому +1

      I think it’s just normal bots

    • @glxyzera7532
      @glxyzera7532 5 років тому +2

      @@syarifahhanifah641 no but the game is not online

  • @otrashyy
    @otrashyy 5 років тому +376

    person with the largest amount of land:
    everyone: **tries to steal a lot of land**

    • @jackm3839
      @jackm3839 5 років тому +19

      xX__Dumb_Trash__Xx - was this meant to be funny?

    • @suhayb0s
      @suhayb0s 5 років тому +1

      Oof
      Spine.....

    • @kmpakush
      @kmpakush 5 років тому +3

      Jack F if course not look at his/her profile They have Gacha animation and a crap ton of animation and weird emo shit.

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 5 років тому +3

      Flayvon
      Does it even matter? It’s just what they want to do.

    • @accountaccount3359
      @accountaccount3359 5 років тому

      Flayvon ew

  • @Agentabhy
    @Agentabhy 4 роки тому +23

    *I'm damn sure,*
    *UA-cam will recommend me this in 10 years and by that time it will have 50 million views*

  • @stupidtsanrio3554
    @stupidtsanrio3554 4 роки тому +435

    No one:
    Me: OMG ITS THE PERSON FROM THE AD

    • @joebarrett8310
      @joebarrett8310 4 роки тому +28

      Why didn’t you just say “OMG ITS THE PERSON FROM THE AD”? Like, if it’s you saying it?

    • @stupidtsanrio3554
      @stupidtsanrio3554 4 роки тому +5

      Joe Barrett i dont beg for liekss XDD

    • @M.T.69
      @M.T.69 4 роки тому +1

      iKr

    • @eugh8025
      @eugh8025 4 роки тому +6

      stupidt sanrio they meant since you re the one saying it why did you include the no one: bit

    • @JoTheXplosiv
      @JoTheXplosiv 4 роки тому +6

      @@stupidtsanrio3554 He didn't ask you to beg for likes though...

  • @clove6559
    @clove6559 5 років тому +656

    me: intensely watching and having an anxiety attack
    ad: LibErtY lIbErtY LibErTy

  • @303cat8
    @303cat8 5 років тому +698

    Nobody:
    The Romans:

    • @soleivansm
      @soleivansm 5 років тому +5

      Nobody:
      Itz Eevee Chi:
      Nobody:
      The romans:

    • @Grievous_Nix
      @Grievous_Nix 5 років тому +3

      Imagine using normie trash “nobody” memes in 2019

    • @DayTester68442
      @DayTester68442 5 років тому +1

      Alexander the Great

    • @jooscyy.3203
      @jooscyy.3203 5 років тому

      was gonna comment something like this but u did it so k

    • @KarutoZoaldyeck
      @KarutoZoaldyeck 5 років тому

      @@Grievous_Nix I agree

  • @jeremiahchun2277
    @jeremiahchun2277 4 роки тому +56

    Me: looks at the gameplay for 5 sec not wanting to watch whole thing
    Me: Goes to the end and sees that this guy wins

  • @_m1ka.
    @_m1ka. 5 років тому +230

    Nobody:
    Nobody:
    Tifo:I’m calm this easy
    Me:”dies every 1 second

    • @fawncadue4245
      @fawncadue4245 5 років тому

      Hi I'm now here my name is Mason code and I like your video.

  • @uthmaanahmad788
    @uthmaanahmad788 5 років тому +419

    The poor people who just joined not realising someone already has 93%

  • @gachakali.-.8130
    @gachakali.-.8130 5 років тому +162

    Me: *attempts*
    Game: I'm about to end this mans whole career
    Me: *dies in 5 seconds*

  • @Tarunashoka04
    @Tarunashoka04 4 роки тому +47

    *Imagine going into his own line in that last capture*

  • @extremeequalist932
    @extremeequalist932 5 років тому +280

    This seems a little fishy, literally every single “player” (I think most of them are bots) don’t go for the kill when they see tifo’s line, they just turn around and not to mention the fact that there has to be that one guy who is like, “oh he is about to win, time to sacrifice myself”.
    There are so many times where his line is out in the open but no one goes for the kill.
    Also, the video itself is barely longer than 10 minutes and a few other videos of tifo are also just a few seconds longer than 10 minutes. Seem Fishy?

  • @rruby1038
    @rruby1038 5 років тому +219

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He takes 100% of the mapppp
    Sorry just felt like doing that

    • @keenan8692
      @keenan8692 5 років тому

      Ruby Gilmore lol

    • @starcluster2593
      @starcluster2593 5 років тому

      It's AtAcK duMBaSs

    • @afraid2letgo
      @afraid2letgo 5 років тому +1

      @@starcluster2593 rSlAsH wOoOoOsH

    • @shoqqz
      @shoqqz 5 років тому +1

      MineZBLL poopy heads don’t get the joke

    • @afraid2letgo
      @afraid2letgo 5 років тому

      @@shoqqz uhm, i was joking ok?

  • @normalsage1141
    @normalsage1141 5 років тому +73

    Him: Starts off by wandering around then coming back with 7%
    Me: Dies after I cant see my area anymore.

  • @stonepixel705
    @stonepixel705 3 роки тому +27

    Imagine dying when you already got 99% and have to start over again

  • @alchemy8502
    @alchemy8502 4 роки тому +38

    Me: *Making myself a cozy spot to relax in on paper.io
    Everyone in game: *Ours*

    • @monsterupdatewhen
      @monsterupdatewhen 3 роки тому +1

      Well... Yeah... That's the whole point of the game - competition

  • @kjuneey
    @kjuneey 5 років тому +171

    Anyone notice that his best was 0.00%? Though I think they got a new account.

  • @Pinkyyz
    @Pinkyyz 5 років тому +760

    I edited this comment so none of the replies make sense.

    • @danqt_
      @danqt_ 5 років тому +8

      Saying what and no

    • @TonyskalYT
      @TonyskalYT 5 років тому +5

      Im sorry but thair bots atleast 75% of them

    • @rodneycollier2859
      @rodneycollier2859 5 років тому +1

      XD right.... Not like I ever do that.....( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)😅

    • @TonyskalYT
      @TonyskalYT 5 років тому +1

      @Gacha in X yes

    • @whiteblade798
      @whiteblade798 5 років тому +1

      @@rodneycollier2859 it's an offline game , all of them r bots

  • @trikholit7064
    @trikholit7064 3 роки тому +9

    “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
    ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @0800andru
    @0800andru 4 роки тому +57

    6:21 a person **enters to the server**
    Tifo: *NO*

  • @mayarraltk
    @mayarraltk 5 років тому +105

    Me: *watches video*
    me: *gets a **paper.io** ad with a tifo gameplay*
    Me: what the fu-

  • @strrysn
    @strrysn 5 років тому +103

    *Imagine he has 100.000 score and after the camera its off*

    • @8ballfall
      @8ballfall 5 років тому +4

      “Oops, well time to do it again!”

    • @sarfies
      @sarfies 5 років тому +1

      That's why I always keep the camera on when I play!

    • @strrysn
      @strrysn 5 років тому +1

      @@sarfies hahah

    • @mielle.s9328
      @mielle.s9328 5 років тому

      • m o o n s t a r • shit bro

  • @Cyber_monkey248
    @Cyber_monkey248 3 роки тому +8

    Me: at 50%
    Rage quit: someone spawns in front of me “dies”
    Me: cry’s for a hour

  • @scratishyt9036
    @scratishyt9036 5 років тому +240

    ur so gud when I play I die in the first 5 seconds lmao

  • @Spulk-ev2nw
    @Spulk-ev2nw 5 років тому +29

    Pro player: I got 80 percent control on paper.io2
    Tifo: Hold my beer

  • @alexdabluehooman6691
    @alexdabluehooman6691 5 років тому +103

    Imagine you just died in that spot and you were at 99.1% •-•

  • @thecookiedistributor6658
    @thecookiedistributor6658 3 роки тому +4

    The fact that he did this on the first try just makes it more awesome

  • @memeandmemememe8307
    @memeandmemememe8307 5 років тому +67

    I can’t be the only one laughing at the fact that someone at the beginning was called urinal. 😂

  • @that1sefguy
    @that1sefguy 5 років тому +94

    Europe: Mmm, look at this new continent!
    *Spain, Britain, Portugal:*

    • @karleyneider4014
      @karleyneider4014 5 років тому

      I don’t get it..

    • @Joshua_Aguiar
      @Joshua_Aguiar 5 років тому

      @@karleyneider4014 they were colonizers

    • @fnc_
      @fnc_ 5 років тому

      Green Tea
      They put the names wrong
      Britain originally found the American continent, then Europe, Spain, and Portugal started claiming land

    • @shurikglobe6411
      @shurikglobe6411 5 років тому

      @@fnc_ Check the info. At first, America was found by vikings in X century. And then, in 1492, Columb (Representing Spain) found America. England haven't found America first.

    • @caedus9671
      @caedus9671 5 років тому

      Its France, not Portugal

  • @yxonnaa0051
    @yxonnaa0051 5 років тому +194

    No one:
    Actually no one:
    Army taking over charts:

  • @pbjwizard
    @pbjwizard 4 роки тому +31

    germany invading belgium to bypass the maginot line, 1940s, colorized

  • @wolfieplayz1693
    @wolfieplayz1693 5 років тому +78

    Why is this so satisfying to watch

  • @basedcomrade1595
    @basedcomrade1595 5 років тому +137

    I wish you could team up with other players to combine your land amount.

  • @ok.3400
    @ok.3400 5 років тому +43

    Thanos: take over paper io 2

  • @B58-Minecraft
    @B58-Minecraft 4 роки тому +9

    Me: Oh, 10 minutes video, I will watch just the beginning and the last part.
    Also Me: wait why did I watch the entire video

  • @clashroyalcashton7066
    @clashroyalcashton7066 5 років тому +69

    Imagine he died at 95%

    • @Gunjesh_tamle
      @Gunjesh_tamle 5 років тому +7

      Imagine he died at 99.9%

    • @desppp_
      @desppp_ 5 років тому +1

      Gunjesh Tamle impossible after the last person he killed, he was at 98%

    • @chizukes.6loodmoon
      @chizukes.6loodmoon 5 років тому +1

      Gunjesh Tamle then big OOF

    • @Gunjesh_tamle
      @Gunjesh_tamle 5 років тому

      He was trying to expand but accidentally in the corner he moved back and killed himself

  • @eliza2418
    @eliza2418 5 років тому +178

    me: having an anxiety attack
    youtube ad: DID SOMEBODY SAY KFC?

    • @dervixa72
      @dervixa72 5 років тому +1

      Dreamzzz Im eating KFC for my dinner lol

    • @d666ie
      @d666ie 5 років тому +3

      Does KFC calm your anxiety attacks?
      Cuz I LOVE food lol

    • @eaintthunhtet4147
      @eaintthunhtet4147 5 років тому

      Charlboarding me too

    • @предпоследний-коронный
      @предпоследний-коронный 4 роки тому

      KFC is shit, in one of restaurants i eat KFC, and after some time im feeling diarrhea.
      How KFC make own food?

    • @adamisadamplays
      @adamisadamplays 4 роки тому +1

      предпоследний - коронный everyone has there own opinion

  • @kairihandwerk5245
    @kairihandwerk5245 5 років тому +100

    When your phone dies while playing

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 5 років тому +2

      He's (or she's) on PC.

    • @katelyndelaney4297
      @katelyndelaney4297 5 років тому +2

      @@williamsmith6921 omg it's a joke

    • @babybopz8992
      @babybopz8992 5 років тому +3

      @@katelyndelaney4297 whyd you get so offended over that. the only thing that person said was the person is on PC. they didn't say anything rude 🤣

    • @dersme6714
      @dersme6714 5 років тому

      Sweet Insomniacs how was she offended?

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 5 років тому +3

      Sweet Insomniacs jeezus she was just telling somebody it was a joke because they didn’t understand it, that doesn’t mean they are offended

  • @iamrocklove
    @iamrocklove 3 роки тому +9

    Tifo : I'm gonna take over
    Keith : beep bo bop

  • @cassidy94949
    @cassidy94949 5 років тому +91

    1:42 _Fourth place:_ *u r i n a l*

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 5 років тому +1

      U R I N A L PP

    • @omolaralawal7785
      @omolaralawal7785 5 років тому

      Yoyo

    • @gracemarchal6405
      @gracemarchal6405 5 років тому +1

      Ive been in a game with somebody with that name before!(might of been him) i was also in a game withsomebody that had the same name as me (the name was :/)

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 5 років тому

      U RINAL

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 5 років тому

      U ONLY

  • @azrabahadur5848
    @azrabahadur5848 4 роки тому +39

    9:55 Imagine someone spawning then hitting your circle...

  • @jenniferc5508
    @jenniferc5508 5 років тому +23

    Imagine what the person in 2nd place thought

  • @themelonperson2479
    @themelonperson2479 3 роки тому +13

    This dude flashed “SUBSCRIBE” more times than I can count

  • @zzerocool21
    @zzerocool21 5 років тому +31

    Я: о, круто. Пойду повторю.
    Я через 5 минут: СССССУУУУУУКККККАААААААААААААА

  • @nini96ki_
    @nini96ki_ 5 років тому +13

    Why am I watching this at 3 a.m waiting for my alarm to turn on on a school day ?

  • @marivina8819
    @marivina8819 5 років тому +105

    I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream: reach 100%

    • @Luci-hv9zf
      @Luci-hv9zf 5 років тому +7

      Wait aren't u Marina ivina not Giorno Giovanna

    • @armood1925
      @armood1925 5 років тому +2

      r/ihavereddit honestly bro reddit has been overused outside of it too much just leave it alone

    • @anikisubs1551
      @anikisubs1551 5 років тому +2

      Kristijan Penić industriesTM if u don’t understand JoJokes don’t use Reddit things.

    • @lambo1614
      @lambo1614 5 років тому

      *Giorno theme starts playing*

  • @corneliuscornwallis
    @corneliuscornwallis 2 роки тому +3

    Seeing videos like this give me hope for accomplishing the same. So far, I’ve been able to get to 93.4% and consistently get an average of 40%-60%. Waiting to get 100% for myself.